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footo
>port v rich, now
>iggs v swans, later
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first for nrl, australias game
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>>154108385
crisp bake, not early like a turdbo or threadsperg one either
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nrlsperg living up to the sperg part of his name this arvo
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nrl is like premature ejaculation. it apparently comes first without warning and it's embarrassing.
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fear my igg will drop this one
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>>154108408
*stands up*
*slowly starts clapping*
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if you never got this for easter you werent loved as a child im afraid
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iggs will compete for 1.5 quarters then get raped, loss by 60 points
should be higher but swans forwards suck
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Number 1 draft pick coming again. Loading up before Tassie enters, smart play.
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rc we need you more than ever mate
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Is it such a slow day in /nrl/ that he's decided to spends it with us?
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>>154108426
there's enough shiteating gawn on already. just metaphorical, not the weird irl type that your bf fatguts goes in for.
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rc spotted
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thinking ethnonationalism is inevitable
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>>154108418
Tiggs just making sure that Poort and Bloos don't get a free hit before they have to match bids for Cochrane and Walker.
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Three quarter time at the MCG, Port’s 8.11 (59) plays Richmond’s 4.8 (32)
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youd think this little abo is gaj they way they wank over him
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>>154108409
You've won two in a row against competition easy beats, surely you should be considered flag favourites according to the media.
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sam lalor the footbawlor
makes sense.
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>>154108385
epic thred! you even called it footo instead of footy because you're so chill like that! :P
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>>154108385
What do I ask my barber to give me if I want the G-Train's hairstyle?
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jhf what an idiot
would rather play for north
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seethe
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>>154108444
Bigotry of low expectations. A standard of left wing racism. Results in them fawning over every little thing because they inherently believe them to be incompetent.

It's rather amusing once you're clued into it.
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>>154108472
business up front party in the back
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>>154108472
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs with extra eggs.
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>>154108472
The Frasier Crane (tossed salad and scrambled eggs)
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>>154108485
>>154108487
Quite stylish minds
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>>154108467
uh oh melty!
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seethe
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Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do?
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>Port going to win
There will be no revving.
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Would you believe me if I said I invented the "Fred" meme?
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I fucking hate this cunt
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>>154108504
No
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>>154108504
that's bullshit but i believe it
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Fuck, just accidentally responded to a girl I ghosted because I didn’t recognize her name, gonna have to do it again
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can't believe there are people who actually thought port would lose this game
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>>154108504
No.
I am willing to believe that you think you invented it independently but the meme almost certainly took off because of parallel response to a common stimulus.
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>>154108519
I have no strong feelings about him at all other than thinking he's not a great coach. Will say the beard suits him and considering he's been bald for decades I'm surprised it has taken him so longer to wear one.
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>>154108418
the dons are getting no.1 pick
richmond will rape them
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australia is rightful english clay
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Hope the iggs show up tonight, need a good game
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there are so many books about bad things that happened to jews and so few about bad things jews have done to others
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poot playing okay in the 4th, finally got that monkey off their back
might actually be okay next year, but bottom 4 this year
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>commentators claiming Horne-Francis could be AA this year
>still not fit enough to play full time mid despite having done 4 pre seasons
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Classic poort, flat track bullies, shitters against real teams
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i'll be back
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>>154108555
They're fucking on autopilot. Its actually depressing how amateurish it has turned into.
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>>154108552
>might actually be okay next year, but bottom 4 this year
Why are they going to improve next year with their best player gone?
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Damien Barretts good dont care what you cunts say and cornes and BT
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>>154108552
Would you put them below Norf and WCE?
Bottom 6 for sure, but there's only one spot left in the bottom 4 given that Richmond, Essendon and Carlton are all locked in.
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>>154108542
I think we'll get a game for the first half then a blowout in the second.
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So Real is probs my favourite song on the album but it's also the one that hoarses my throat the most so...
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>>154108570
Good at what?
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>>154108472
head. ask your barber for head. or a blowjob. he'll know what you want.
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Also, Hallelujah is America/Israel's Waltzing Matilda
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>>154108549
You don't get sued into oblivion and have your reputation dragged through the mud for writing a book about bad things happening to jews. Not to mention publishers simply won't touch books to the contrary.
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>>154108582
seeing dr manhattan's big blue cock on imax watching Watchmen always soured the song for me.
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That's one cultural milestone we beat them to
Banjo Paterson deserves every laud we've given him and then some and every australian politician past, present and future, the gallows
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>>154108564
it's not certain and even if he goes they will get some young talent, maybe next year was a stretch but i think some of the youth at the club already could be good with more experience.

>>154108572
absolutely, poort are bottom 4 easily, and carlton probably above them
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headstrong I’ll take you on
HEADSTRONG I’LL TAKE ON ANYONE
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still 35mins until the next game wtfffff
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is it the good daylights savings change or the bad one tonight?
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>>154108606
man that was a slapper
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>>154108609
We get an extra hour
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>>154108609
I don't know how you can assign morality to a time change.
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>>154108609
the good one
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Business idea: triple-header wherein the third game is in Perth and starts at like 2130h real time ala big bash
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>>154108618
does it make it easier or harder to watch american sport in the mornings?
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I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVING
I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVING
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>>154108609
Good one but considering it's on a long weekend not getting full value.
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>>154108608
Would you like some poetry to read in the interim?
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>>154108631
naarm good
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*notices your cute sister who is 12*
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>>154108609
any daylight savings is peak cope
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Were you in awe at this mark that wasn't even taken at the first grab /alf/?
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don't have a younger sister, not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
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>>154108637
he was talking to me
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>>154108632
"naarm good" as in "stick a cock in my arse" or as in "no, I'm good"?
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>>154108636
Really wasn’t that great a mark
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turdo has missed the last few bakes, he and his bf will NOT be happy campers right now
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seethe
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The 05/06 grand finals are still the two greatest games of footy I've ever watched.
Cucktorians remain incapable of producing this level of kino
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>>154108647
seek help, this obsession is not healthy
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>>154108649
09 and 10 v1 were far better and they're not even the best there's been
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>>154108649
2010 drawn grand final.
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should i make spaghetti or stir fry
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>>154108657
Spaghetti. Stir fry is undignified slop
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>>154108570
this and Sam Mclure
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>>154108660
They both are.
Italian slop v Asian slop
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>>154108657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcqXRAi9vrs
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Add Italian and Asian cuisine to the list.
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"Dream Brother" is my other favourite song on the album. Has extra resonance if you're familiar with his dad

>>154108656
Yeah nah, that one was pretty good, I'll give you you that.
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you guys do bet on narratives, right?
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>>154108669
True, but at least it’s European, and therefore worthy of respect
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A girl i knew went on that bachelor show
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fat cunts on this board will call anything slop that isnt delivered in a bag by a jeet
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gambling is a waste of money
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>>154108690
NEVER GAMBLE
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>>154108690
Are you the guy that had Merrett in his multi last week?
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>>154108708
nah
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Not eating and seeds
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>>154108703
I've won and lost money in my account since October without having to make a deposit. I am in a state of limbo where I cannot "lose" because I don't deposit, yet don't win enough to cash out anything of value. This is my entertainment every week at no penalty
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>>154108702
Spaghetti is literally slop though, a mystery meat sauce poured on to pasta.
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I figured out a 100% guaranteed way to never lose money in making bets.

I don't give my money to those companies in the first place
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>>154108713
You'll eventually lose it then want to put in more because you're put of entertainment. Cash out and donate it as penance to your local traditional catholic parish
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>>154108723
10 bucks is going to tonight's vigil mate
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stomach hurts
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>>154108696
Continentals are not worthy of respect. Less so Mediterraneans
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Add spaghetti to the list
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grundy will rape the ruck and get 40+ hitouts screencap this
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>>154108728
trouble in tummy town
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>X is slop xd xd
The absolute state of /afl/
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>>154108723
>Cash out and donate it as penance to your local traditional catholic parish
my sides
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>>154108735
I don't think the AFL will permit sexual penetration, consensual or not to happen on the field.
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>>154108732
As if British cuisine ever had prestige…
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Traditional Catholicism is where the priest take the altar boy to dinner first
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>>154108735
the turk isn't playing tho but I guess it's hard to deny your collingwood/demons urges
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>saturday night
>it's daytime
huh?
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>>154108735
sorry read turk not ruck. poor gulden. may allah take care of him and send him 72 scarves.
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Rosas OUT, Cunningham IN
Changing my tip to West Coast
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Why do you guys like the aami clanger shit so much?
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CUNNINGHAMMM
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Fucking hate Jack Riewoldt
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isuck peeney
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>>154108767
crisp brisbane customer
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>>154108765
hey dusty.
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Very good website saar
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lmfao
this is the mighty iggs i've heard so much about?
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>>154108769
nonce and a poof. your days are so numbered.
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this is gonna be ugly
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You can hear a pin drop
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Curnow gonna get 3 today
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>>154108385
THREAD THEME
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxjTC0bmKls
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yeah dickhead the sydney sook you mentioned last night when its safe for you post with no reply is finna sook a fat load all over your gay face.
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swans are not a serious threat
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im making spaghetti
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>>154108782
1
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never really understood the tent arc desu
that was like a whole week of living in a tent
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Can they do a 200 point double-drubbing?
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>>154108799
not efficient enough yet, current estimation was 120
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West Coast have a player called. Champion
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>>154108791
more of an football club, but also a tourism destination. blacks, moslems and climate change, on the other hand...
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>>154108789
>seething this hard over a post from last night
>coming back into the thread to boast about winning to west coast
holy fuck what a pathetic loser you are kek
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>>154108805
malaka champ
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just posted my face on /v/ because someone inferred I was a tranny & I wasn't going to stand for it.
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>>154108751
Of course it hasn't.
The idea of "exotic" food having prestige to begin with was introduced to undermine the British hegemon.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zogIuybHFrQ&list=RDzogIuybHFrQ
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im gonna fall for that and look
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>>154108777
Great insight mate, any other brilliant nuggets you’ve got rattling around inside that brain?
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>>154108814
no-one gives a fuck about this shit music you fucking faggot, cunt off
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The bloody scene is bloody sad
The bloody news is bloody bad
The bloody weed is bloody turf
The bloody speed is bloody Surf
Bloody folks are bloody daft
Don't make me bloody laugh
Bloody hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
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>>154108805
>>154108807
been here the whole time. what team ware you bandwagoning this year? collingwood, cats, bane which is it?
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>>154108810
things that never happened
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>>154108820
Morlock cunt go screech at someone else
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>>154108822
seethe more fairweather spastic
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>>154108820
you were told to settle, petal
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>>154108810
Which one is you?
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SHE TIED YOU TO A KITCHEN CHAIR
SHE BROKE YOUR THRONE SHE CUT YOUR HAIR
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Iggs finna get a, how do you say... "reality check"
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>>154108820
You’ve been in an awful mood today champ
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>>154108636
AFL coping, just sucking off the latest flavor of the month darkie, his chase and tackles are good though
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>>154108833
miss that guy
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the iggs have played shit in the first qtr of their winning games
they are still a chance
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it's wigged!
it's wigged!!
it's wigged!!!
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>>154108827
thought so. too timid to name your team. shameful AND a frogposter
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>>154108636
not a mark
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>>154108841
lol
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>>154108844
confirmed
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amartey party chads is it happening
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Everyone knows iggs are slow starters.
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>>154108846
doesn't matter what my team is you fairweather fuckhead, you are a seething little bitch who follows a joke of a team
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serong is a west coast specialist
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The iggs are NOT on fire
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>>154108859
As a matter of fact, they are UNDER fire
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Creating my own quote
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might take the 3rd shit of the day
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>>154108864
Might steal it.
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>>154108857
lol at you. can dish it can't take it. unlike your mum. name your team kid.
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>>154108864
My quote:

We jail the violent to stop a crime, the dealer to stop a habit, and the speaker to stop a thought. When the law treats a word with the same preventative terror as a weapon, the state is no longer protecting the people, it is protecting itself.
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>>154108876
bars
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>>154108865
While there's no scientific consensus on the normal number of poos one should take a day, a generally accepted band is between 3 poos a day and 3 poos a week.
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>0.5
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Grundy is feasting
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>>154108879
Thank you chatgpt
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>>154108883
New strat might be to trade in every ruckman who plays Matt Flynn and make him captain
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>>154108879
would get concerned fir my toilet if i didnt take a shit every day
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PEENEY
>>
HEENGOD
E
E
N
G
O
D
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Brodie Grundy just raping a man in front of 40,000 people and nobody is stopping him.
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>>154108879
i have a gut issue so i've been shitting more than usual
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>>154108891
leave a radio on in there so it doesn't get lonely.
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any update on the pokemon team?
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>>154108897
based me after mardi gras
go pies
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my tiny dick isnt a problem
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>iggs crowd cheering
uhh do they know they're losing?
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swasn seether you in champ? suck shit cunt swans are fuckin flogging em too good haha
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brady hough?
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I'm not missing you anymore
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>mystery meat sauce
I know vegetables are a mystery to fat cunts, but the sauce is made out of tomatoes.
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>swasn are flogging the wooden spooners for last year
>this legit seething spastic thinks its an achievement
fucking sad life being a fairweather
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>>154108912
there's a rumour going round that with the end of daylight savings (whihc is a fake news anyways) all games that west coast were robbed of (all losses) will be overturned and everyone will get 1000 shares in woodside and a spudshed tshirt.
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he's conflating multiple posters as being one again. sensing a pattern.
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didnt know you had to post on 4chan to support a team how dumb are you cunt lol
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If someone takes a mark of the year speccy in the most clutch moment but in the process they knee the opposition player in the back of the head and knock them out, will the AFL have the balls to award them mark of the year?
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I reckon Carlton should do something radical for their next coach and hire Daisy Pearce.
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>>154108932
>Zoomer doesn't know how to cook
Colour me shocked.
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>tfw you are iggs and you think the team is about to have its breakout run of wins and that theyve gelled but you realise they are still shit
feelsbadman
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swasnsook on the ropes from a couple of comments on the chan kek
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>>154108968
everyone knew this would happen, only the most delusional iggs customers thought they would be rising out of the gutter this year
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Based Papps plappin and being an annoying tradie cunt
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>>154108968
Against Norf and Port for fuck sake. Typically only Carlton supporters have been that delusional.
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>>154108962
Mate, I know how to cook. You don't.
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Which one is the sook, for sydney or against sydney?
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>>154108974
this is simply untrue
the iggs will not be bottom 4 and are a significantly improved side, they are just facing a top 4 side with a penchant for bullying shittier sides for statpadding. they might actually be competitive against bane, who never really put the sword to bad teams. they'll compete with teams from the 8-14 mark i feel and will finish somewhere inside of that
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>>154108989
I haven't been paying attention
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harley could afford a better haircut than that surely. is he a lesbian now?
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>the iggs will not be bottom 4
cope didn't read past that
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>>154108989
against. he autistically posts every swans game with pure seethe
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>>154108989
obviously the guy who was seething about a comment i made last night and forgot about, sat on it for 24 hours and then came out to boast about an "epic win" over me because they're whalloping last year's spooners. it's archivesperg level of pathetic.
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>>154108994
based Jaidyn Stephenson
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>>154109011
>>154109013
the duality of alf
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chead ground
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>>154108985
When you say Spaghetti in Australia, you are almost universally meaning Spag Bol. as opposed to Marinara.

A Bolognese sauce contains ground meat. Beef/Pork/Horse/Rat etc Hence mystery meat.

You fucking clown.
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>>154108961
Reckon she would fuck any of the players ?
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CurnGOD
U
R
N
O
W
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>>154109036
she's married
can't remember if she's gay or not
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the gap between the top and bottom teams is so fucking wide now
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>>154109037
more like cumgod kek what a poof am I right
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>>154109035
I think of tinned spaghetti desu
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>>154109002
>now
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>0.7
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Remember eagles don’t start well so still a chance
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iggs have more rushed behinds than scoring shots
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>>154109011
>>154109013

had a look at that comment. you posted about sydney and him unprompted. that seems obsessive, if anything. the time between your post and his reply is long. but maybe he only saw it whenb the footy started?
I think its the against sydney that is sooking. the other guy might not be sooky but he needs to not rise to bait. In conclusion, both are probably idiots.
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imagine rocking up to this game on a long weekend and seeing your team get raped this badly
grim thought
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>>154109042
The top 8 and bottom 10 are pretty even amongst their respective groups but the gap between the top and bottom has never felt this significant in my lifetime. It’s basically become two divisions and you only get a contest if the two teams playing come from the same division.
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>>154109044
Which is even more fitting of the term slop.
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>>154109051
West Coast players at half time.
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lads, archer just posted
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KEK
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for me? the humble monte carlo biscuit
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>>154109060
been a few years, she ever get her tits out online for money?
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>>154109061
to paraphrase michael caine in one of the batman moviess "some men just want to watch the world raped"
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>>154109061
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>even the umps are waving the flag
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>0.8
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kek is it true your victorian containment sport is broadcasting in hindi?
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If they get 50 more points they'll be even
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don't reckon my bet is getting up unfortunately
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>>154109082
sorry I don't speak english
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>>154108856
>>154109051
you're right, give them another 2 1/2 quarters and they might have another..... 8 points to sydney's 10 goals lmao
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>>154109090
neither is my west australian cock after this.
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>>154109072
She apparently hates that she’s become internet famous.
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>>154109082
i dunno
just business i guess
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goalless half please
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>>154109100
are you saying she shut bdown all her social media?
because I bet she hasn't.
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>>154109099
doctors tomorrow
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>>154109100
you have no idea how difficult it is being a woman
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Why were west coast fans so delusional?
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goalless half bros...
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>>154109106
damn
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>>154109110
No she just likes to complain about the attention which likely means she loves it.
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>>154109117
they're here to show us
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>>154109082
in india? probably. one of the fat cunts who order uberjeets should ask their jeetbutler.
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Harley Peed
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https://createfertility.com.au/donors-surrogacy/sperm-donation/

>The sperm donation process for known sperm donors:
>We’ll do some tests (including blood and semen tests) to check any genetic implications along with semen analysis.
>You’ll meet with a fertility specialist who will go through your test results with you.
>If you’re a suitable candidate, you’ll meet with our Donor Coordinator to discuss our program and provide further information.
>Next, you will need to attend the required counselling appointments, and if you have a partner, they will need to attend also.
>A medical appointment will follow. This is where we’ll do a thorough health assessment and discuss your family history and lifestyle.
>Now it’s time to donate. You’ll provide up to 8 semen samples over a two-month period.
>Once your sample is frozen and in storage, a 1-to-3-month quarantine period will apply. After this time, you will be required to return for a blood and urine test to check for any infectious diseases.
>If all is clear, your donated sperm is ready for use.
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>>154109117
I have nothing on this game but it was hilarious seeing their fans get up beating.... 2 fellow bottom 4 teams (in close games). Genuinely think they're the most entitled fans in the league. Not used to being down at the bottom of the ladder/being out of finals. Club supported by old boomers who chimp out when their team isn't winning for once.
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Absolute demolition from Grundy in the ruck and now they're handing him free goals from retarded 50s.
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>>154109117
erectile dysfunction, no woodside shares and the spudshed tshirt doesn't fit AND cost me 300 judd-bucks :(
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Everytime ive watched Harley Reid he does fuck all whats the big deal with him hes shit
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>>154109140
this is the fucjking post
fuck yeah what a post
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This stand rule is bullshit
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>>154109146
whichn duursma are you?
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>>154109150
where, I'll kick a sherrin at it
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seethe
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>>154109035
So mysterious
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>>154109179
never used sugar or worcestershire in spag bol, me
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is there a bigger sign of being a minnow joke of a team when your supports are cumming themselves over beating last years spooners?
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time to check out the iggs bigfooty and reddits to see the half time seething
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>>154109179
Kek what is this
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>>154109194
a mystery
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anyone want my "pork n fennel bush bolognese" recipe?
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>>154109179
started putting in milk when natswhatireckon did his vids. its not bad.
>>154109187
you could sook for australia.
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>>154109146
Early bloomer, built like a tank so could just steamroll kids in the lower grades. Raw power can only get you so far at the top though. Doesn't have the head on his shoulders to use it effectively yet. May come, likely won't if History is anything to go by.
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>>154109179
>worcestershire sauce
>no basil
>no oregano
>no milk
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Why do you guys like the kfc ad with the black woman dipping her burger in the sauce bucket?
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>>154109192
>i hate this social media video that went viral
>let me post another one and keep my profile public
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>>154109208
silly sausage, noone likes black women!
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>>154109208
I don’t but that sauce is bretty gud desu.
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>>154109207
mate everyone has a different recipe thats not my recipe it was the first thing that came up on google, the point was that its spaghetti is NOT mysterious slop, and that it contains tomatoes
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>>154109217
*raises paw*
I like black women
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Matt Owies is playing
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>>154109221
ok, you can have mine...jokes, I spat mine out already.
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>>154109200
yeah I honestly dont give a fuck anymore
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>>154109231
based wce supporter
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I am NOT spending my Saturday night listening to you spastics argue about the ingredients in spaghetti.
I'm done, time to move on
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>>154109220
>mate everyone has a different recipe
So you are saying that depending on the person cooking it, it could contain different things and unless you are the person cooking it yourself there's no way for certain that you know exactly what it contains aka a Mystery?
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>>154108981
>18
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Have you blokes ever been arse raped?
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>>154109237
kek youve done him there
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>>154109237
No because the core base ingredients are beef and tomatoes, unless they have a secret ingredient you could consider it a mystery if you're a retard, but spaghetti at its core is pasta, tomatoes and beef. I never took a bite into spaghetti and thought hmm what is this im tasting. I taste tomatoes, beef, garlic, onions, and and pasta topped off with some cheese
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>>154109237
>>154109260
also by this logic literally every fucking recipe is a mystery because they're all different
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>>154109237
>>154109266
what colour are your plates?
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>>154109231
I forgot it aye
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>>154109269
well its not a mystery if youre the one with the recipe, but if you dont have it in your possession then yeah its a mystery
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>>154109252
it's only 9pm ffs i'll get to it in a minute. the bins arent even full.
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>>154109275
so if spaghetti is bad because its a mystery then every recipe is bad until you learn it yourself.
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>>154109236
theyre arguing over bolognese not spaghetti
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>>154109275
reading that, I imagined the sound of a cone being smoked and someone else coughing and maybe jimi hendrix or burial or some shit playing in the background. and incense or a cheap vape .
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>>154109236
unless you have TTS (text to speech) then you're not listening to any of this
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it's sleet.
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>>154109292
to quote dicklessnonce, "it's an interesting discussion"
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>>154109266
>core base ingredients are beef and tomatoes
Firstly, you stated that there was no meat.
Secondly, the "Mystery" portion was used in conjunction with the word "meat".

Beef while probably the most common ingredient is hardly ever the only one and is often substituted for pork mince instead and theoretically can be any meat. Hence Mystery.
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What do you guys think about this trend on Japanese twitter
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piwi at toil got the sack on Thursday
happy Easter to her lol
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Murphy Reid > Harley Reid
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our forcies are giving qld a pasting, iggsters
something to smile about
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>>154109298
you'll be speaking with the aid of a computer after I put you in hospital if you keep being a smart arse mate
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>>154109308
braaptastic
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>>154109285
do you know the contents of a book until youve red it?
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>>154109306
Show me when I said there was no meat dickhead. I just said that there's tomatoes in it and of course tomatoes would be a mystery to a fat cunt
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i like bolognaise
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why are women obsessed with travelling?
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>>154109308
i like jappy girls. they are not afraid to still have wild bushes and wear tight skirts/dresses that show panty lines. sexy as FUCK
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>>154109320
Mate... I don't know the contents of a book until I read it. I also don't know if its good or not until I read it, if I judged the quality of it before reading I'D BE JUDGING A FUCKING BOOK BY ITS COVER
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>>154109323
tomatos would be a mysetry to an eskimo or a kalahari bushman too.
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>>154109133
I have always thought about donating sperm to contribute some white genes to the pool, but that seems like a lot of trouble. Also don't these clinics give couples the wrong semen all the time? Probably giving couples Indian semen without telling.
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Just got a wicked craving for lemonade
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>>154109331
>panty
FOY
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>>154109335
>Probably giving couples Indian semen without telling.
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lets all give charlie the bal. but NOT our pasta recipe.
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>>154109323
You initial post certainly implies it.
Given that there was no contention that it contained tomatoes to begin with.
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if he starts bagging shepherds pie i'll go troppo
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Reminder that West Coast could've gotten Jagga Smith and Murphy Reid.

Instead they chose Liam Baker and Bo Allen.
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damn could really go a nice mug of piss right now
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>>154109342
Yes? India are trying to spread Indians everywhere across the world. This includes polluting the world genepool as much as possible.
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>>154109348
harleys management probably nixxed both.
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Is Curnow going to win the Coleman again this year from just being fed goals against WCE?
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>>154109356
what do you mean>?
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Are you dogbrained pigfuckers even watching the footy?
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>>154109347
Baked goods are fundamentally not slop.
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>>154109298
GOTTEM
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Do you think the bulldogs should offer Butters $2m a year for 8 years?
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>>154109370
no mate
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>>154109370
yes that would be so funny
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Is, dare I say it, a DRUBBING on the cards?
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>>154109366
>meatslop covered in starchslop
yeah righto
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>>154109364
I'm watching the pigfucking, yes.
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Day 5 of nofap.
Been alright today. Noticed a crease forming on my knob, indicating a lack of action.
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pozzi peeman
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>>154109380
wanna watch a movie with me?

1 goal for each term.
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>>154109370
Can't see why they would.
They aren't hurting for midfielders and Butters certainly isn't worth it and they don't have trouble attracting or keeping talent at the club like St. Kilda.
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>>154109207
>>154109204
is milk in bog sauce actually good
might try it next time
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>wasting a [deleted] on slop
at least post some real clunge
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>>154109294
i live near a pool and been seeing some very sexy lifeguards lately
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that sooky seething melenated doorknob enthusiast enjoying his weekend? maybe theres an nrl game on.or a nice garage sale.
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>>154109398
eh, its better to just melt in a piece or two of dark chocolate
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Iggbros... we got too cocky.
Thought we were back after last week and now it's going to be another 171.
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>harley hits someone high and a free gets called
>throws his arms out going WHAT FORRRRRRRR
kwab
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Harley bros? What the fuck is happening?
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First to 100 point lead usually wins
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>>154109391
Mate any team would happily hunt for a player of Butters caliber. They will gladly move any midfielder not called Bont or Richards out to accommodate him.
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swanbros... cheers
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>>154109389
Does she really have a tattoo on her arm?
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>>154109398
its the lactose milk offers. you dont taste the milk.
>>154109406
wat.
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How did this once proud West Coast club fall down to this level?
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>>154109424
i know you don't taste it, just not sure what it does/adds
>>154109406
huh????
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>>154109415
meth something
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Could this be a repeat of Geelong vs Melbourne 2011?
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so uhh, have they showed us why they're call the west coast eagles?
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>>154109425
dogshit list management delusionally thinking they can win another hip years after 2018
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>>154109424
>>154109429
theres levels to this shit and you guys just revealed youre at bachelor meal level
google it, fuckos
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Harley Reid has the lowest fantasy score on the ground
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>>154109434
well you see
they're the eagles, and they're from the west coast
hope this helps
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>>154109439
oh no no no
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>>154109418
Hunt, yes.
Pay over 1/9th of your total Salary cap on a single player who isn't even going to be the best player in your team? That's desperation levels. Which the Dogs aren't at.
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america is in deep with this iran shit
they are womping they balls up them and all
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>clamp harley
>iggs lose
2024-5 all over again
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Just woke up from a nap. Check the live score tracker and didn't noticed it was frozen.
West Coast 6 - 57 Sydney Swans Q2 '13

Thought it was on tracking for a decent belting so chuck on a stream. Hear them calling it as exactly a 100 point lead...
West Coast 23 - 123 Sydney Swans Q3 '20

kek.
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>>154109434
no I certainly won't. certainly not when you preface it with eh, make a statement then refuse to elaborate why. you're not the ex-pm of austtralia who smells like shit in a maccas.
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>>154109435
Which they cheated to get to begin with, mind you.
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sorry footscray
shitney gets the first flat track bully game of the season
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>>154109439
>>154109444
Did he secure the bag? People out west are already acknowledging that Freo got the better Reid.
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>>154109453
Does it really matter if he's not the absolute best player? $2m still roughly reflects his value in the modern market. De Koning is on $1.7m a year and Butters is a far better footballer.
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>>154109460
was that meant for me?
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>>154109464
>>154109315
>>154109348
>Murphy Reid won the rising star playing in his non-preferred position (forward, not mid)
>Harley Reid won... uh... hmm.....
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>>154109464
posters here have been saying that for much longer.
>>154109469
google it fucko
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>>154109460
kek you cant even reply to the right post
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can just talk to myself in here and no one will ever notice
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noticing a lack of smug igg pictures
gone back into hiding fuckhead?
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>>154109453
Butters is 25. Bont is 30. It's an investment in the future.
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>>154109348
>Reminder that West Coast could've gotten Jagga Smith and Murphy Reid.
jagga aside both iggs and port fucked up, iggs made a trade down with port to go up so port could get berry, letting iggs get allan
meanwhile fred got reid (who they were already keen on) when they might've taken berry or allan before that so lucked out bigtime kek
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>>154109473
numbers, like me, are racist so I don't care.
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>>154109477
they went back into the closet LOL!
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>>154109475
this is the post
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>get excited eagles fans
Kingy.... they're 100 down...................
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>>154109481
Butters is a small guy, any minor injury would cripple him desu. Also probably not far off a concussion retirement.
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THAT sport is talking about us, and it isn't charitable in the slightest. I'm beginning to think we are on the losing end of this cold war.
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>>154109468
>De Koning is on $1.7m a year and Butters is a far better footballer.

St Kilda way overpaying for a ruckman because they are a shit team that no-one actually wants to play for and as such are cashed up to actually afford it does not make everyone else who is a better player suddenly worth 2m+.

Otherwise, the $17.7 mil Salary cap would be broken by literally every team.
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i just replied to my own post and i admitting to samefagging
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feel like swans should be winning by more
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finally, a 100 point DRUBBING
swans better not relax and let iggs back in it
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>>154109489
>Don't get one of the best players in the game into your team for free, he could get injured
Braindead argument.
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>>154109494
Ever feel anything you don’t say mate? Sick of seeing your posts “feel this” and “feel that”. You’ll feel my fist on your jaw soon if you don’t fucking cut the shit and start posting better
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yep no one noticed
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Can't wait for gambling ads to be illegai
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>>154109458
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>>154109492
That might be true, but it still changes the dynamics of the market. This is exactly why Chris Fagan has been kvetching so much. Brisbane looked certain to keep Zac Bailey but now Adelaide have come along offering $1.6m and Brisbane aren't anywhere near that.

It's already more or less confirmed multiple clubs will offer $2m for butters (Geelong aren't though). You're either all in or lose out.
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>>154109509
Why does /afl/ like these Sportsbet ads so much anyway?
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tomorrows headline: the eagle has come crashing back down to earth
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>hehe swans gonna get raped by bane
>uhhhh bane were playing their vfl side, doesnt matter
>hope swans get fucked by west coast >swanssook will have a melty
>ha-ha i-imagine being proud you beat the wooden spooners
what is the endgame? a straitjacket?
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who are you talking to?
>>
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>>154109506
why do you obsess over jaws? chinning them, feeling them...oral fixation best expressed at your local sauna.
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>>154109512
>Brisbane looked certain to keep Zac Bailey but now Adelaide have come along offering $1.6m and Brisbane aren't anywhere near that.
Oh no, the two time premiers who added Draper and Allen this season are going to lose a player. Cry me a river Fagan, you old pathetic cunt
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>>154109406
I do this with curries sometimes
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>>154109516
I said literally everything you just quoted and I'm 100% correct
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how goods cheesecake
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I know you spend most of your waking life here, just know that I know.
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*wanking life
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Please don't recognise that the game is completely rigged to keep the footy clubs in NSW and QLD successful to win over supporters in NRL heartland
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how good are the swans wow
>>
I know you know
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harley must be seething seeing duursma already outperforming him in his first year kek
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Why is Willem so much better than his spud brothers? What went so right?
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>iggs
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why do the swans always bully us so hard?
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>>154109542
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>>154109529
hmmm, the only team raped were your bane. your premiership winning bane.
an added benefit of a straitjacket is your lack of access to the internet. hope its comfy nigga.
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>us
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sorry iggsfags but now you know not to talk shit
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>>154109554
I'll be good from now on.
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>>154109554
thats someones daughter you sick fuck
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>>154109512
And which ever team does eventually get saddled with that bill, is paying way overs and will lose out in the end. Except maybe Essendon, who are in a similar boat to St. Kilda and even then 2 mil p/a might not even be enough.
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>>154109551
says the increasingly nervous swansperg
2026 will be your year for sure mate
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>>154109554
wtf im gay now
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Is a keto diet good?
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>>154109571
Yes
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>>154109571
Short answer: yes with an if. Long answer, no with a but.
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lads
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>>154109547
Theyre maturing as a team dont take it personally. Hawks was just laziness but theyre one of the best in the comp this year. Recent years they made the granny was just dumb luck and shithouse performances by teams allowing a group of still maturing players into the grand final.
Iggs will have their turn theyve got a good young list sydney were like this a few years ago.
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>posted
you can take the boy out of carlton....
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any game reccs?
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>>154109586
chess
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>>154109571
No.learning self control and doing some exercise is though you fat fuck.
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>>154109586
Skyrim
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>>154109586
death stranding
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I hate the Pokemon games having two versions so you can't actually catch them all. I'd need to have two different versions running in the emulator to trade pokemon between them
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>>154109586
skyblock
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skyblock was fucking dogshit
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>>154109599
But do you need to catch them all? Ask yourself.
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>>154109433
I 'member
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>>154109586
pokemon blue
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>>154109601
is it a floating tetris game on atari 2600? if not it sounds fucken west coast.
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>>154109586
RJ01241743 - Do Disciplinary Committee Members Dream of Female Succubus
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Why are Sydney so inaccurate? Pretty rubbish from them.
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>>154109590
Explain why keto is bad.
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>>154109492
>St Kilda way overpaying for a ruckman
Ruckmans are the new meta now with the rule changes. St. Kilda were ahead of the game.
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>>154109512
I wonder what these clubs spending a 1/4 of their cap on a handful of guys are going to complain about when their lists end up stagnating due to so much money being tied up in a tiny portion of the list.
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>>154109586
stronghold crusader
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>119
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>move harley sneed to halfback
>immediately lets his tagger outrun him and play forward
kek
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Low fat is just as good for weight loss and you don't feel sick or like a glutton, just eat chicken breast and rice 3 times a day. Maybe long term you might get mental clarity after like 3 months but you feel shit from no electrolytes
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fist to a 20 goal lead usually wins
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Young group we are going to have our ups and downs.
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>>154109624
i was LITERALLY alarmed
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>>154109623
never forget
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>>154109624
Is Kano right? Do collingwood lack spirit?
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>>154109635
they lack good forwards, midfielders and defenders
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>>154109607
Thought that was fuel prices for a minute.
Still kinda fits. Current prices on top, last months' prices down bottom.
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>>154109635
fuck up kingy you pisswreck
>>
Nick Daicos
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>>154109624
Was Maynard out there to fly the flag?
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>>154109629
many are saying this
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>>154109643
it's an interesting discussion
>>
Did any of you watch the Geelong vs Melbourne bloodbath of 2011? What was that like? How did it differ to tonight's drubbing?
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Protein is overrated as fuck. Just don't eat meat or junk food and you'll be fit and healthy.
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>>154109632
>Now the CEO of Sydney
They've got 119 in their blood desu. Iggs a bit too shit to hold them to that though.
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>>154109548
jej
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fucking kingy prick i know its you david
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>>154109656
Based
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>>154109656
why can't I eat meat as part of a healthy balanced diet ?
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kek the crowd looks like 2/3rds have left already
fair enough desu
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A lot of scrutiny falling on Carlton over their close losses.
But losing by 130 points is worse.
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>>154109656
>>154109663
2 vegetarians/vegans? doubtful.
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newy
>>154109672
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bont is paying $15 dollars to kick 5+ tomorrow
do with that what you must
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damn new thread oops
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>>154109535
I think the AFL loves being able to take away market share in NRL heartland territory but it's bigger than that. Look at how divided the competition is now in terms of good and poor teams and we're about to add a 19th team within two years and then likely a 20th within a decade. The talent pool needs to grow. Badly. Until recently QLD and NSW were contributing fuck all to the talent pool. That's finally starting to change and QLD now the second largest state for participation. Can't have the 1st and 3rd most populous states putting nothing into the pool. I really don't think the AFL has done enough to grow it at grassroots in those states but they're no doubt happy that the teams are doing well and helping it grow.
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>>154109655
Wasn't on free to air so didn't watch it. Scoreboard looks like Melbourne actually got flattered in the end (6.1 from last 7 shots).
Ultimately though, Geelong were in their dominating era and Melbourne were in their tanking/basket case years so it wasn't too surprising. Going into the game the talk was always going to be a belting and 'how much?' - it's just the amount and lack of letting off that was surprising.

Think Richmond vs Geelong (2007) was the more mythical game. Geelong had just lost to North Melbourne, were thought they weren't much chop and belted the absolute shit out of Richmond.
>Geelong are beating Richmond by 100
>>Oh...
>It's not even half time
>> !!
Started one of the best runs of all time.
>>
>>154108385
Gareth Bale knock off?



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