Easter editionNRL>GAME 1Cronulla Sharks v New Zealand Warriors2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoOcean Protect Stadium 1.53-2.51>The Sharks moved back into the winners' circle last week with a 34-22 victory over the Canberra Raiders. The Warriors suffered their first defeat of the season last week, falling 14-32 to an entertaining Wests Tigers outfit. The Warriors have dominated this fixture recently, winning the last two encounters, including a 40-10 blowout in Round 14, 2025. Overall, the Sharks still lead the head-to-head 27-20 across 47 meetings. Sharks 1-12 2.90Sharks 13+ 2.90Warriors 1-12 3.60Warriors 13+ 5.80Sharks -5.5 1.87 Warriors +5.5 1.93>GAME 2Newcastle Knights v Canberra Raiders4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch 9McDonald Jones Stadium2.31-1.61>McDonald Jones Stadium is our afternoon venue as the surging Newcastle Knights look to consolidate their top-four position against the Raiders. The Knights established themselves as genuine contenders with a 16-24 victory over the Bulldogs last Saturday. The Canberra Raiders are enduring a difficult period, suffering their third straight loss in a 22-34 defeat to the Sharks. Dominic Young is in try-scoring form, crossing for 6 tries in just 4 appearances this season, including a hat-trick last weekend. The Raiders thrashed the Knights 44-18 in their last meeting at this venue. The head-to-head record is perfectly balanced at 24 wins each with 2 draws over 50 matches. Knights 1-12 3.45Knights 13+ 5.60Raiders 1-12 3.00Raiders 13+ 2.95Knights +4.5 1.85 Raiders -4.5 1.96previous thread >>154102143
>>154110418SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Warrington Wolves v Leigh Leopards01:00am AEDST on Fox and Kayo1.28-3.60>Round 7 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium>GAME 2Huddersfield Giants v York Knights01:00am AEDST on Fox and Kayo1.34-3.30>Round 7 of the Super League from The Accu Stadium>GAME 3Catalans Dragons v Toulouse Olympique XIII 03:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.19-4.60>Round 7 of the Super League from Stade Gilbert Brutus>GAME 4Castleford Tigers v Wakefield Trinity00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo2.45-1.59>Round 7 of the Super League from The OneBore Stadium
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Legendary expert NRL tipper here. Currently 1st in a comp of 20k. On a 4 round perfect streak. I am feeling very generous today, so here are my expert tips:Warriors to beat sharks by 4Knights to beat raiders by 18Thank me later.
feels like the time of the season the knights start to jump into the bin
>>154110564based BigFatBoodu
>>154110564One day you’ll get one of these posts right and you’ll shit yourself
Truth be told m8 I already shit myself daily
15 minutes lads
Dom Young played his best game in the nrl last week
he's always elite
Kayo is so fucking shit, all my favourites are fucking FOOTY and I still have to go find the FOOTY pic relatedMarc Snyed playing for the awwoolves makes me feel better though
Yeah Dom's good
>>154110916For its Bill kayo seems really shit
mumza would tip wolves because wolves hunt in packs and they'd rekt a leopard and so far she's right :D
WARRINGTON
>>154110916If it helps all the games seem to be on streamed dot pk
>>154110951it does help and I'm glad you're watching with us <3
Marc Sneed
>>154110958<3
>>154110985No need to show off like that m8
awoooo
AAAA THEY'RE SPOLING THE OTHER GAME
'UDDERS
5. for Leigh looks like a Witcher character
they say the NRL is crazy fast and poothers are the only ones who can keep up but pooper league always seems faster to me maybe cause its always on late at night I dunno
i feel like the average player weight is significantly lower in the super league
very true and that is what I'm probably noticing
The greatest try scoring NRL player, and its not even close. Eat it and weep Alex.
>he says its come off his head>better safe than sorryRef's are much more agreeable it seems
The defence doesn't rush up in super league (because they are unfit), way more space.
Toyota more like a Bentley TRY ON DAYBOO
feeling a bit sad for them now
Age shall weary them, and the years condemn.
getting old ain't for pussies
do you think burgess will coach in nrl one day
which one m8
STOP THE SNEYD MAN
they're already dead!
Think they sent Melbourne over hey
>>154111206I was unironically thinking about that just a bit ago and yeah I think so I don't think he had the best season last year but he's only lost 1 this year so he's on the up and upplus he's won SAS Australia
>>154111118>0 NRL triesIt’s really just proving how much lower the level of competition is over there
QLD or NSW cup peem vs any pooper peague peem who wins
Need Marc Sneed in the nrl
>>154111240think i saw a webm from aussie sas once of some woman almost dying in a house full of smoke
im a bit upset with sky sports uk lads they big up this whole rivals weekend and they are not even showing the games on proper channels with build up and analysis they are on the 'extra channels' on the app only so just live coverage only they have like 10 channels the only other thing that is live is IPL i think or some tennis why not put it on a proper channel sick of it
Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety. Other women cloyThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies. For vilest thingsBecome themselves in her, that the holy priestsBless her when she is riggish.
>>154111263NRL hasn't a WCC since 2020. SuperGODS rule over us lowly NRLpeons.
>>154111324soon to be unc
>>154111295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Hk3gAZeMThis is the gold standard of aussie SAS
>>154111318They don't see it as being worthy of that, but unless they promote it like it is it wont get to that level. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy innit.
>>154111354so that ant middleton fella who nailed his job went on the amazing race with his brother and got into a confrontation with some "influencers" (annoying cunts) and probably gave back way more than they got and rightfully so well they got fired off the amazing race and ant got fired off SAS Australia, pretty sad don't think anyone else will be able to do as good as a job as he did in the up and coming SAS Australia VS England (not sure if any NRL players are in attendance will let the family know)
>>154111401year ago I heard rumours of NRL buying pooper peague but I think some peems going into redundancy made them nervous or something but it needs propah management
>>154111411It'd be a significantly better use of NRL resources then trying to take round one games to fucking Hong Kong or wherever the fuck else the flogs want to do it.
>taking the poo while 24 points aheadI AM NOW A LEI LEPOARD
>>154111354this was pretty good too
>>154111440Big Sam vs gayfl is basically the same as a man vs a woman when you think about it.
AFL women can't fight either
>>154111411I think systems would class since super league has a relegation system like the premier league
>>154111467Clash*
awoooooo
Are the Lams the new Flanagans of Super League?
NRL might own it but it would be their whole system but management and marketing etc would be a lot different but then again I look into the crowd of pooper peague stadiums and it makes me happy and seeing as the AFL CEO spent a week in Mumbai trying to sell AFL there maybe Pooper Peague should just carry on as usual
WE WANT 50leps about to have a line drawn through em
COMEBACK
poo curse?
>spoiling the other games results so casuallythat is unironically pretty fucked, its like they don't want people to watch the replay (and view all their sponsors) how retarded, like someone thought well we better do the right then and let them know the score.. baffling
They don’t even televise every game every week. Lots of things could be improved
>They don’t even televise every game every week
found this on google earth
fake irish, real irish is an alien
nanu nanu
>>154111773kek this should be next thread OP
My wolvies on top!
>>154111773Ethereal>>154112018Wtf good edit
>ai slop
How much of a cripple fight will this be?
nah warriors will pwn pooarks I mean have you met hynes
>>154112145Kayo fucked up their shit I had to click the fox footy channel and couldn't find the direct match feed so they might have crippled it out for both of them also wtf is that cut wearing a batman mask?!?
>>154112183Direct match feed is cooked, keeps giving me a DRM error code. The fox footy channel one works though, Kayo is just shit.
>The fox footy channel one works thoughyep :D
if you have to wear this kind of stuff I meanpersonal responsibility and I'm all for it sure but jeez
>toulouse>to lose bad juju
It’s just a sad example of Peter Vlandys vision to have more and more teams in the comp, when there just isn’t enough first grade standard players going around.As a long suffering poogans customer, it’s just embarrassing knowing this group get paid the same as the panthers crew.Changing the coach is just like moving deck chairs on the titanic.
WEE WEE WEE WEE
Essai refuse, mon ami
>>154112265Sadly m8 they don't care, more teams means more games a week means more money that's all there is to it. They don't care that us with shitter peems continue to have nothing to look forward to beyond the odd game here or there where we actually do something.
FROGBACK
Hope you're all enjoying your eggs lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seP1w3XPBfo&t=31s
are there any penrith fans in the family?seems like there isnt
>>154115983Broncos - yesBulldogs - yes but they only post when they winCowboys - yesDolphins - probablyDragons - yes Eels - yesKnights - yesPanthers - noRabbitohs - yesRaiders - probably Roosters - yes but they only post when they winSea-Eagles - yesSharks - probablyStorm - noTigers - yesTitans - possibly Warriors - yes
‘Sit on sidelines throwing stones’: Anthony Seibold’s family go nuclear after Manly sackingEx-Manly coach Anthony Seibold’s family has gone on the offensive after he was given his marching orders last weekend.Ex-Manly coach Anthony Seibold’s family has launched a passionate defence of him after he was sacked by the Sea Eagles amid criticism from online trolls.Seibold was sacked after three losses at home to start the 2026 season, with two years remaining on his deal, bringing an end to his four year stay at the helm of Manly.Seibold was replaced by assistant Kieran Foran, who was made interim coach for the rest of the 2026 season and won his first game in charge 52-18 over the Dolphins.Seibold won 37 of his 77 games as Manly coach at 48 per cent from 2023 to 2026 and made the finals once during his tenure.Seibold received a pay out from the final two years of his deal, with his future as an NRL coach uncertain after unsuccessful stints at the Broncos and Sea Eagles following his lone season with the Rabbitohs in 2018.Seibold’s sister in law Zoe Seibold took to Facebook to condemn trolls who made personal attacks against Anthony in the wake of Manly’s horror start to the year and his subsequent axing.“Behind the commentary, the opinions and the noise there’s a man, a husband, a father to three beautiful girls and a family who loves him deeply,” Zoe wrote.“Yes, his role is public. Yes, it comes with pressure. But the way people speak, the cruelty, the pile on says far more about them than it ever will about him.“Only a small handful of people in this country will ever have the courage, resilience and capability to step into a role like his. And he’s done it more than once. We are so proud of you. Not just for what you’ve achieved, but for who you are.“And to those who sit on the sidelines throwing stones if you’re not willing to step into the arena, maybe reconsider your right to comment.”
>>154116497feel like tits and dragons just get support in the threads because theyre underdogs
>>154116682Seethbold
coaches get paid more than players and as such deserve the most criticism of anyone in the entire club
>>154116682>if you’re not willing to step into the arena, maybe reconsider your right to commentHow many peems has she coached then?
>>154116879Id take on a coaching job if possible
up da wahs
No more bets please >they were $1.005 before 32-0
It's our year (to finish 9th)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWtBvyfAsBl Is he talking about being a poogans customer or his hair?
Le broccoli-head pedo-stach man
Damn that's crazy. Does Ivan know some secret ACL strengthening technique?
>>154118407Is this true?
>>154118469>manly man
>>154118467Proof of the PEDrith PEDthers extreme juicing.
>>154118467Yeah it's called peptides, sarms and doping.
>>154118467>the only team that drinks OAK chocolate milk in their post-workout regimeReally makes you think
>>154118504>>154118555Explain the Dolphins
Broncos won but lost their entire spine for the next 3-4 weeks. Walsh broke his face, Reno pulled his groin, Hunt did his knee, and Mam picked up an ankle problem from an uncalled hip drop.
>>154118996Dolphins only came into the comp in 2023.
>>154118996Quirk of the math. Dolphins entered the comp in 2023, so for that infographic it's only the 2023 and 2024 seasons, whilst for everyone else it's the 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, & 2024 seasons. Averaging it out it'd be 2.5 ACLs for the Dolphins over 5 years.
>>154110418Is Matty Johns on Kayo related to Joey Johns on Channel 9?
And there were people doubting Titans vs Dragons last week was the spoonbowl.
>>154119063They're husband and husband.
>>154118467funny fact: he got sent a cease and desist after thishasnt done any (public) club by club analysis since
They're both cousins of Daniel Johns is the connection
>walsh
>>154116682post reads like>and what peem did you coach to a 48% win rate mmmmmmm?
based monty python poster
>>154119415cheer up lad, wahs play soon
>>154119006Reynolds being out is a plus for the broncs
https://www.instagram.com/p/DWrsoYyDpjj/
ITS ONLY SUNDAY!! Thought is was Monday all day today
UP THE WAHS
six moresix moretry
wahs
the only shit that fuckwitene-zelezniak can do
>>154120928look at that little fella all double parked
tanah boyd convert a try challenge: impossible
kek how do you call that to the wahs
>taking the pooTHE CURSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED congrats to poorm on their win
*respectfully runs into the defender*
>the pooit's over (the game and the warriors season)
Now that the dust has settled, how did the Pissbane Shitcos go from Premiers to Spooners in one year?
>>154120928Who is this?
THE POO CURSE IS UNDENIABLE
>>154120983They got reffed into the finals and the fact that they got a premiership was a bullshit fluke.
wahs defence soft as an easter egg left in the car
>>154121004a couple of wahs supporters.
>>154120971i hate being right sometimes
>>154120928wouldnt mind >taking the poo on her chest iykwim haha
>>154120928>on the speightsgood lad
>tipped pooiors
pooriors bros...
wahs' defence parting like her breasts lol >>154120928
year after year the gameplan against wahs remains the same, go through the gap on either side of DWZ.
pooarks hard to beat at their ocean protect stadium
Who /splitview/ here?
>>154121074/dual monitor/ setup here
>>154121074yeah im /dual/ too
>he doesn't just refresh the thread to follow the gamebaka
>>154121074Using my phone to post here tbqh
>penalty for tackling in the air>NOT an 8 point try
poo curse believers getting uppity
that right side defence, its getting caught out almost every time the sharks go there.
NAS beat Jarrod Wallace
Didn't even notice daylight savings ended, wondered why I was gagging for a beer
>>154121074No need, I post from my phone and have the game on a big tv
>>154121103>>154121139What app? Captcha doesn't work half the time
watene needs to do some hip flexibility exercisescan barely get his knees up
>>154121074Dual monitors
If Dallin wasn't playing the score would be 0-0
>>154121156>utorrent>nzxt>switch>discord
Sorry m8 I'll go uninstall them all for you right now.
good lad
Is there a specific reason why raiders are the favorite over the knights?
>>154121171dont forget bluestacks and the worst of the lot.... xbox gamebar
>>154121150Read Chan on Android, but the standard browser also works adequately.
ah thats tricky trindall for ya just a cheeky knock on but hes a natural footballer hey
we need to bring honesty back into the game, if you try to claim a try when you know youve knocked it on then there should be a serious punishment
billy boourns
not looking good for wahs, constant errors again today and then cant defend any type of sustained pressure.
Far out we are not a good team. Good thing the Sharks are mental midgets or we'd be in danger of getting 50'd.
I hope you don't have a problem with my choice of VPN or my anki at least.
OFFSIDE PENALTY A METRE OUT WHEN THE BALL WAS GOING STRAIGHT TO FORDPENALTY TRY CUNT
Completely different team from the first 3 rounds, all the defensive intensity is gone.
>>154121150Safari on my iPhone
fuck the wahs are actually are a cancer to supportno franchise has been more of a letdown over the last 5 years
>>154121299Dragons...Wahs at least are still a chance to scrape into the finals in 8th place.
>>154121321dragons had no pootential thoughbeitwahs were the best team in the comp for the first 3 weeks this year
wah's problem is that he's letting in more trys than he's scoring
m8 is upset he's been let down for five years try forty years m8
Multis, SC and tips all in shambles but at least the dynasty continues today.
>>154121338DELETE
being letdown by a shit team that no one expects anything out of is different from being letdown by a team whos actually good
Nah mate, try having the highest payed player in the league and still winning spoons
thats why it will hurt so much when my cowboys get demolished in the granny by poorith
No one actually expects anything out of the Wahs you choke every time you actually get to the pointy end.
8PT PENALTY TRY
>>154121199 Been saying this for years
Read channel sucks
>>154121368GOATcastle are a top 4 peem currently m8
Good game this
nah sportsbet has always had wahs 8th-10th finish all season, thats right where they are at today too.
WE WANT 50
calling it right nowthe warriors don't win another game this seasonyou can quote me on that
Nah m8 they will beat the poogans
>>154121439screenshot you $100 bet or you are talking shit.
>>154121439stfu retardhow's that for a quote?
calling it right nowthe warriors will win another game this seasonyou can quote me on that
England calleth to Roger
>>154121454saved haha, nice
Nicho is so fucking shit
The bet
>>154121493LGM
reverse crusher tackle
Kek now Metcalfe is dedI have never seen such a ruthless poo curse payback
holy fuck no way its over
lets gone
just saw nicho hynes take a breath lads give him 5 more sc points
let's gone wooden spoon
only positive is boyd back to 6
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
PENALTY 8 POINT TRY
EIGHT POINT TRY
This game has gone for about 15 minutes longer than it should have.
refs run this game
8 point try, comeback is on
two more 8 point tries would win it from here
GOATcastle time
im done
Knights cheerleaders
>11 players in the sc team have played so far>only one has beaten his expected points
interesting start
i generally like novelty jerseys but these tradie ones are not it
i can't believe they've taught marzhew to catchis holbrook a master coach?
>>154121493Looks decent, good luck m8
>>154110564
poocastle bros...
That ledge is looking pretty good right now..
>>154121382>those toesVomit inducing
marzhew reminds me of koni hurrell
>>154121665we're not much of a toe genny
>toes?
el classico marzhew
>>154121660I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
mining jerseys always bring out some real dumb shit from both teams
we'll have a challenge thanks
faders starting to fade
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
>>154121722>>154121723
Using Sharpe as a decoy there was pretty smart.
knights should really teach a forward to kick goals so they have someone even when they lose their entire backline as they like to do
YOU HAVE TO COMPETE FOR THE BALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS
KNIGHTBACK
LOL
could the warriors beat the dragons?
HOW THE FUCK DID HE HOLD THAT?
TYBJ
>throw yourself to the ground in dummy half>six morethey really do give it out for anything huh
a try before half time would make sticky happy
*slaps you in your broken nose*
>>154121765should have worn a noseplate >>154112210
Based whistling ad
>>154121736By about 20
>>154121736If parra can do it anyone can do it
>>154121736lose by about 20
choc bilby is giving me the "eat me" eyes lads
games fucking gone
>professional foulthey're just competing for the ball no wonder cunts don't compete for the ball anymore
>>154121839For me it's
>best out of the game with a groin strain
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
Missing that many tackles on seventy year old gayguy is quite a grim sign for faiders
*respectfully pulls your hair*
that was him pulling on his jersey not his hair
>>154121877IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>154121892So very very grim
BURN YOUR WOODEN SPOONS
nah m8 you need to keep your wooden spoon for your non stick pans.
based non-stick pan protector
GAYGUY HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>can't kick>can't trywhat is he good for?!?
knightsfamily, despondent wahs fan here... can i support your team for the rest of the year?
>>154120967
Wait theres no more games tonight?
jesus christ pooders
I don't think he's touched that
>>154121938>>154110436>GAME 4Castleford Tigers v Wakefield Trinity00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo2.45-1.59>Round 7 of the Super League from The OneBore Stadium
the way the bunker describes shit is so disconnected from reality
>>154121938what. the. fuck.
>>154121996we've had 2 today m80 and theres one tomorrow :)
RAIDBACK
>>154122000why did they play them so early...its not even 6pm and we're going to be doneits not a school night!
FUCKING HELL
SAVE ME BUNKER
Don’t get me wrong I’ll take it but that was a fair try IMO
>games done by 6pm on a sunday>yeah lets play our thursday game at 8pm
Absolutely anything to deny a try. Honestly a fucking joke. Ruins the game.
yep and they go over it in slow motion with a fine no try comb
D-VON…SET THA TABLE!
its over sticky ricky customers
Still holding out for a Raiders comeback
so apparently just bowling over two pooders players chasing the ball there wasn't obstruction, sure
poor savage
Can we have Dylan Brown back please poocastle bros you don't even need him hey
>time going down >waiting for the go ahead for the kick
good work goatcastle
Knights the only hope of stopping penrith.Didnt see that coming.
>>154121382You look like you've carried a ring on a perilous journey
BAAHAHAHAH thanks useless fucking faiders... 13+ at $5.60. Easy money. Just scored myself 5 grand... and it was NEVER in doubt! i am laughing all the way to the bank... picture me walking and whistling just like that tranny bulldogs mascot in the based whistling ad...
>>154121382the light fuzz of a scrotum at the bottom
the dorf is on the matty johns show ladies
>>154122135>ringWhat?
THE ring
>>154122164the premiership winning ring m8
>>154122135coming from a peewee flag makes this even cuter lol
>>154122013Daylight savings ended
>>154110418>Knights 1-12 3.45>Knights 13+ 5.60>Raiders 1-12 3.00>Raiders 13+ 2.95these were baffling odds before the game but i'm even more confused afterwards
>>154122213told you it was easy money... raiders are eternally shit and knights are one of the big improvers. 5.60 was stealing money!
Pics or it didn’t happen
Just got home from the NBL lads. Kings won a kino game!
>>154122023Knights bros, this is shaping up to be a comfy season
>>154122310you just beat 2 of the shittest teams in the comp... dogs and raiders, both of whom couldnt score a root in a brothel... dont get too cocky there little knights bro.
let em have fun
>>154122317You sound like a customer of a non top 2 side m8
>>154122317It's far comfier than last season at least
>>154122310We’re going to heem poogers and poosters before stopping the Poothers and taking first place.
>>154122350BASED BASED BASED
>>154122337peels fan here... i live on misery, it sustains me.
>>154122359You cunts were in a GF a few years back.
Fellow peels fan here, making GFs is misery in itself because we know we aren't going to win, and then it's another ten years of shit before we ass our way into another loss against a generational side or a team that has Cooper Cronk, Kiddy Fiddley Finch and Cameron smith in the spine to your Jeff Robson, Daniel Mortimer and Matt Keating.
in hindsight it might not have been the best idea to pay 2 oldtimers made of glass to be in your peem
