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AVRA>>154126930Fuck no we didn't salty ass Memeiners fan
>barger now injured
Xeattle fans are so mad kek. They didn't care about baseball for 20 years and suddenly they showed up again. At least Angels fans stayed loyal
current thread>>154125272
>>154126971This
I hate baseball I hate baseball I hate baseball I hate baseball I hate baseball
Matt Chapman is unironically a good player and Giants fans should appreciate him
>>154126914holy shit was that today?
>>154126971i just came from that thread tho
>>154128153I distinctly remember Chapman having an insane defensive game against the Mets in 2024
>>154128132you don't mean that!
anglels
>>154128153?
torrens is so good :)
TORRENS YOU BEAUTY
>stealing down 3I’d blame the rookie manager but he got ejected so whoever the giants bench coach is is retarded
we jinxed chapman, we should glaze opposing players more often
Yankees.
yea Torrens is really handy
>white chapmans
>>154126914My gints cannot be this fucking bad, did the team collectively forget how to use their arms and legs?
S-surely the Diamondbacks bullpen wont blow this one...
Today is Easter Sunday. Did you go looking for Easter eggs today?
>>154128176never ever call wheoever is AB dogshit because that increases the HR chance by 400%
trumpet time
edWIN time! the W is secured!that's a gnat SWEEP!BRING ON THE BLOW GAYS!
Mets are stronger without Soto.
The Giants are such a fucking embarrassment
>>154128197Many are saying this.
FAGGOTbacks kek
barves :)
Tito will drag the resd to a pennant this year
>>154128196The Dodgers have yet to beat anyone good this year btw
>>154128202>inb4 he's talking about the Yomiuri Giants
These A’s are like cockroaches, they don’t fucking die
>>154128185sorry
>>154128196based confident sausage girl
FAGGets win, a nice 8th inning comeback. May the Giants season rebound from their early struggles. And Devers has no business playing first base.>>154128178Persona styling is OUR thing.
>>154128197it does appear that way kekand when Lindor can't get a hit too apparently
>>154128196I wonder what's the context of this
Fucking grandpa team
The sneks fell for the "yankees bullpen" meme, and it has REALLY bit them in the ass this time!
HE struck him out and the ballgame is OVER! GG Jints.
That wraps a good weekend for me. Mets won again
>>154128204>>154128224In other words, Mets become weaker when Soto comes in.
hard luck Jintsbroswell done Metsies, especially coming back after that sloppy 6thyay :)
ggs gigantesmy mets are starting to hit the baseball
remember last season when a two run lead going into the bottom of the 9th was basically an automatic L?
>Sugano is having a better season than Roki Sasaki>againRespect your elders
>>15412822730 years old isn't that old. Isn't it?
if you popout on the first pitch, you should be forced to lose some money
Nice hit from Muncy! Oh, he's not up on your stream? That's because I was talking about the real one, the one that's on the Oakland Athletics of Las Vegas of Sacremento.
>>154128196Sausage girl has been predicting correctly left and right
>48 hours until more Mets baseballmight die
WE LOVE IT
my mlb tv stream stopped working
does manfred have a team?
>>154128246everyone on my jays would be broke then
S W E E PWEEPgood series nats
>>154128196NEVER A DOUBT!
I wonder what's owning an MLB team like
Doyers win that series!
>>154128257The only team that wins every night
Did someone screencap that asian Mariner fans with her tits all shaking up and down in that crop top?
LETS GO DOYERS
THAT'S A SWEEPgg gnats, see you in september
>>154128262you ever owned an ant farm?
gg Natsgl with your seasonglad you have Abrams and Wood instead of SD
The Dodgers are so clutch
giants may have lost 3 out of 4, but at least they will get to watch a live performance by the greatest kpop group ever tomorrow nighti hope nmixx will give you enough energy to sweep the philthies
>>154128196Based sausage girltime for a nap
>>154128182Its still very early so things can turn around, but from what ive seen of them this year it reminds me of the early 2010's White Sox. Where you look at the team on paper and there's good vet talent there but the mix just isnt right and it just doesn't work out.
Girls shouldn’t eat. Seeing girls eat gives me the ick.
HAPP SLAPP
>>154128270No
>>154128278>the ickFag
Garver blew a snot rocket on camera. Fucking gross
>>154128257he has one on each coast
astros what the fuck lmao
>>154128287Really? homophobic slurs in the big 26?
guards in charge of keeping the division lead
>>154128293>le current year
>>154128293Maybe you should stop being a faggot in the big 26 instead of being called one
i hate my team i hate my team i hate my team i hate my team I HATE MY BULLPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone point and laugh at the Nationals
>nast
KEK
Wouldn't have happened if they were still the Expos.
>>154128275can someone explain the psychology behind an american adult male being obsessed with these mid, assless, plastic korean bitches?
>>154128300Based
>hitting troutKill Julio or Cal now
>>154128314Washington Expos would've been better than Washington Nationals
Nats fans give me the ick.
‘Stros
feels like my barves just tee'd up arizona for a walkoff
I miss the WBC.
Chase Burns was filthy today. Threw some wicked changeups and sliders
Every single year Seattle pitches inside on Trout and hits him. At least Nevin had the balls to go after Seattle and fight their entire team that one year. Still the most kino brawl in MLB this decade
>Trout hit in the handSEASON IS UNIRONICALLY OVER
>>154128325As a girl I agree; why are they so racist?
stupid worthless natshope Iran bombs you shithole city
mariners have the fucking nerve to challenge
NOW a bangoliers bomb would set me free
Getting hit on the hand should be a foul ball. How it it the pitchers fault that you started to swing and moved your hands in front of the ball?
>>154128311I remember when Harper had memorable moments. now he's a sulking, raw milk-drinking, oath-taking stick in the mud
Fried's been off all day.
>>154128320>Kill Julio or Cal nowWhy would you throw at a teams worst hitters?
>>154128343Get the old man back in the box so we can take his head off for real this time!!
>>154128348throw a strike
Trout really is having his "Griffey in cincy" career arc.
>>154128316not sure, I prefer thicc Japanese qts by a mile
free baybaw!
whatever
>>154128356No. You’re allowed to pitch inside. The batter should not be allowed to move a part of himself in front of a pitch that would not otherwise hit him, it makes no sense.
They should throw at Mitch Garver
>>154128357baseball is better when Mike Trout is healthy and playing well
>>154128364They don't even make extra innings free on MLB.tv anymore
>>154128363based
>>154128370Our pussy pitchers would never.
>>154128371I like it better when he’s injured and angels fags are suffering
>>154128377Ass is too big
>>154128381We suffer even when he's healthy though
I STILL DON'T GET ITI'm sorry for being a retard but I don't get why batters have such a problem with him. He throws the ball fast but also chucks shit way out of the strike zone???????? Help me understand why people get their dicks hard over him.
the yankees are now very temporarily tied with the fish, but dont you fret, this game was already decided
How true is this meme?
>>154128377look up Yuuri Oshikawa and Nao Jinguji. I've never paid for sex (directly, at least) in my life but for those two...>>154128385you wouldn't say that while clapping those cheeks big dawg
Based Angels fan mocking Seattle batters
Fix is in
>>154128394I don’t think you get 60k a year in AA
>>154128386You deserve maximum suffering
nevermind lmao that was fast, normally the rigging happens later on
Mets won
>>154128394If you play in like Mexico maybe. I don't think Japan cares that much about non-japanese players.
>>154128402Yeah not even close.
manny machimpo should be permanently banned from baseball
>anglels outfielding
>>154128412>I don't think Japan cares that much about non-japanese playersThey do if they're white and play well
>>154128412If they're ever Randy Bass or Benny Agbayani tier then they might care
ggs nationals, see you in sept
Mariners fans don't get too excited, Adell is batting in the 9th
whos winning
Absolute Marinerball
Edging orgasm control
>>154128428we heard you the first time doyerpaco>>154128268
>call themselves the angels>murder their own players with illegal substancesHmmmmmm
that's gotta sting!
This is some bayball right here.
Having to kill a player to win is bad evil baseball, the mariners and the white sux will be going to baseball prison.
my dogshit ass Angels can't just get 3 outs FUCK
>>154128441my benis :(
>>154128332took an extra inning but whaddaya know
Sneks alive
>>154128438we didn't hear you dodgerchad>>154128268
Oh, that's why the A's are 2-6.
prease crap
GG braves
Feel like Eugenio should still be a Mariner
>blow gays got swept by the White Soxlmao
omg lol
it's interesting how many doyerposters on this board are pedophiles, what are we supposed to do with this information?
I hate on Mendoza all the time so I gotta give him props when it's due. Bringing in Torrens to pinch hit was a 10/10 call. Torrens also may have saved Williams' performance by throwing out the steal attempt. Also, his belief in Jared Young seems to be justified.Good job, Mendy.
Fishman NOOOOOOO
julio you retard
That Dominican might actually be a retard
>>154128463thought they had it in the bag kek
>>154128466I don’t get the Mendoza hate
>poolio
>>154128443The angels literally killed a player and still can’t win, what does that make them?
>>154128465Unironically it's true. The joke is you gotta buy two tickets to go to a Doyers game one for you and one for the parole officer
>>154128316they're hot and actually make good musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RblIsNFR1j4
let's get ready to watch some comfy berds baseball (I will be seething)
>>154128465I like milfs tho
Arias really has a fire under his ass since he heard the name Bazzana
>>154128476Better than the Doyers. Undefeated for 2 years baby!
>RyMac finally got a hitCade Winquest statement game incoming.
We may be out of the running for a Metsineriants win today but a Metsiners win is still on the table.
SNEKS
yanks and doyers are seriously the only good teams, this season is DOA
Wtf Yankees - Marlins crashed on MLB Tv app
Sneks
>>154128479she has no ass and that's one of the worst songs I've ever heard
here comes the A's endless revolving door of pitchers who can only throw balls
>>154128493dbacks are a marquee team
>>154128474he took Baty out of the lineup when he was hot and willing to play anywhere, which I thought was really unfair and stupid. also, his inability to manage the pitching last year really stuck out but maybe I'm being unfair there because he was given a pretty impossible situation. our rotation was in tatters and our bullpen was getting insanely taxed almost every game in the second half. but I still think he could've handled it betterlastly, I'm just not sure he's the type of coach players are gonna go out there and bust their ass for. he doesn't strike me as being "The General"
>nmixx>good music
>>154128499i don’t care
I sent marte's mom a text last night lol
>>154128363Based
>>154128510grow up
>>154128440They made him into an Angel he knew what he signed up for
>>154128515he can't hear you >>154128496
>>154128447:D
Otsu Alice was made for Western baseball, none of that censored NPB shit
>>154128505Managers aren’t in total control of the lineup like they used to be, the FO and (((analytics department))) are as much responsible. And yea the pitching was dogshit last year top to bottom I don’t blame him for that
uh....Cubs?
>>154128535I met a few Japanese descent girls here, but I never dated one.
>>154128479She is definitely not hot anon. You need to go get laid because your thirst distorts your judgement. Also go get your ears checked because that pop trash isn't good music
It is 42 degrees in Detroit tonight
>>154128544I dated a Japanese single mom for 2 years. she lied to me about her age and told me she was 5 years younger than she was. the sex was fucking outstanding. she was a submissive freak. also, unlimited creampies. she had a surprisingly fat ass too, probably cuz she was an avid skierof course she was batshit crazy so we had to break up but damn I miss the sex all the time
>>154128495MLB.tv has been noticeably shit this season for me. Running in 240p quality sometimes for minutes and freezing a lot.
Good day for the Dodgers B team
Manfred innings in Anaheim!
>>154128552Incel here, I believe my take should be taken into account as well
>>154128526if he did he'd cry lol
>>154128563/hoc/ is that way ----->
All tied up in Sacramento
Let's go cubbies!!!
CAMMMM
Hope rocchio gets the deserved bullet to his head
>>154128571Why haven't the Anaheim Ducks changed their name to the Los Angeles Ducks already? It would increase their value basically for free, are they stupid?
>>154128535When are the japs going to stop censoring their porn? What is even the point besides ruining multiple god tier porn stars for me?
>>154128583The Los Angeles Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
>>154128570we have ways to deal with troublemakers like you
>>154128585Go be a degen somewhere else
Doyers return to the scene of the crime tomorrow
>>154128585hopefully AI comes in clutch here
bullshyte!!!
>>154128591MAKE ME
>>154128595AI guesses what's there, it's not the real thing. How the fuck can guys jack off to AI porn.
Attaeye nico!
>>154128606>AI guesses what's theresometimes that's a good enough bridge from your imaginationanyway it seems like a lot of the new releases come with uncensored versions so it's not as bad
Is there a way to get pst my sexual fixation on women? I’m not gay so that won’t work. Are there supplements or something that kill your sex drive?
one day Cade will pitch a 1-2-3 9th inning. one day.
>>154128593not a crime, it was confirmed a suicide.
>>154128245early in the season when i'm excited for baseball? i'll watch quite a few teams i kinda like in addition to my own. not usually watching full games, just throwing them on here and there. i usually run out of steam and mostly just my own team after a couple months. By september, I'll watch teams in close pennant chases or interesting storylines.
>>154128620suicide is a crime
Manfred runner is dumb as dogshit and should start with an out already.
Attaeye bregman!
Anyone else see the play at the plate in Marlins-Yankees game where the ump called the Marlin safe when he was out by a mile and the ump was right on top of it. It was challenged and overturned, but holy shit that was one of the worst calls I've ever seen. What did we do before ABS
>two strike buntget a load of the big balls on that guy
good bunt
>>154128616you're not grinding enough, you have to much free time
Jordan "Jo 'Mariners's Dad' " Adell
HALOS TIE IT
>>154128632suicide is bad for you.
uh oh, guardies...
>>154128648What to fill the time with
Attaway happer
>>154128655Come on just try it once, no big deal
Ohtani is on a plane to Toronto, and Okamoto is waiting with a bowl of sushi.
>>154128639Teodosio is a free out, his bat is terrible but he runs fast as fuck so he basically only trains his bunting
>>154128651Winning a regular season game against the Mariners in April is like winning the world series for the anglels
>>154128616eating a low calorie diet kills me sex drive. you could also take estrogen but that may create new problems
>>154128670One of those teams has actually played in and won a world series.
>>154128670yeah i'm sure memeriners fans know all about being in a world series
no...NO!!!
>>154128670>Mariners salty trying to talk about a world series as if he has seen his team win oneNo that would be when we do our annual 6-0 season series against the Brooklyn Doyers
I think the Cubs lost again...
scuba kem
i like the ghost runner because i want this shitty game to end so i can do something better with my life
this guy may give me a heart attack before the all star break. is the commissioner paying him to always make it a 1-run game?
>Stanton left a fucking crater in the wall
stankeedoo ‘em!
>>154128670And? Stop throwing at Trout
What da heck happened to da cubs?
>>154128616Root for the Braves
>>154128703if Arias gets a hit, we win. simple as
>>154128703Cubs are on a mission
Welcome to Burger King, may I take order?
That’s coming out of Stanton’s paycheck.
the angels outfield rock fixture really needs some animatronic bighorn sheep. maybe a mountain lion. maybe a couple horses and a couple cowboys sitting round a campfire. or alternatively some indians, like at disneyland. thanks for listening, arte. i have lots of good ideas
This is Jazz's 50:50 season. There's a 50:50 chance he either grounds out or strikes out.
>>154128713yeah lemme get the original chicken sandwich. go light on the mayo and don't forget to take out the chicken talon this time. i almost shattered a tooth last time
>>154128616Jerk off every day. You don't need porn, but just think about someone you know. Sometimes when I'm pent up and I forget I can do that. I nut and my libido drops to zero instantaneously
The Guardians have yet to lose a series!
>>154128719Well I hear the stadium has to be rebuilt so keep piling up the suggestions they might take one of them into consideration
lmao the angels are such a joke team
kek scuba
luckily for >us raleigh is an free out
it's sad how a majority of the post is making fun of teams instead of celebrating thema lot of you truly are miserable people
COOOOWWAWEIGH!
impressive K
Big shitter
>>154128702Not until he’s dead
>>154128745The Mariners are a devil team. Shame on you for hurting Mistah Trout!
Yeah man just swing out your shoes at everything
2 sac bunts will do it
Bohemian Rhapsody is an overrated song
That’s not the same Cal no wayRandy broke this dude’s mind
GO HALOSWIN ON EASTER
>>154128713yeah gimme a uh... big mac, an order of animal fries light well, a large diet baja blast, and a small chocolate frosty. oh and some horsey sauce. thanks.
>>154128759
Cow Rowwy :(
>>154128759What about this oneHIIIGH WAAAAY TOOO THE DANGA ZONE
>>154128745Who the fuck celebrates teams they aren't a fan of
>>154128684unironically this.
another good bunt
ANGLELS WIN
HAPPY EASTER HOLY GHOSTS
HAPPY EASTER
>White Sox won>Angels wonBLESSED EASTER
Now imagine if Cal didn't try to be a hero and instead laid down a bunt to score a run, like the Angels just did, then it might have been different.
WHAT A PLAY TUVE
ANGELS ARE .500ANGELS ARE .500ANGELS ARE .500ANGELS ARE .500ANGELS ARE .500
ANGELS FUCKING WINON EASTERAGAIN GET SHIT ON SEATTLE
>>154128793I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Nobody pay attention to the Yankees, the game is under control and everything is fine.
>two runs in extra innings on no hitsNice sport you got here
>>154128623same, but I'm basically already only watching my own team. I'd listen to radio broadcasts if mlb didn't paywall them. maybe if a shit hot pitching prospect is making a debut or someone else is on a real heater I'll tune in for a while but it's mostly just highlights/reading the hot takes from midwits here about how their teams are doing.
>angels and white sox both wonThe catholic church's deep reach into what used to be a pure sport is unending.
>>154128806That’s real man’s baseball
>>154128637Argue with the ump and get kicked out.
Erika's face completely motionless from all the botox
>Angels and White Sox winATHIEST VIRGINS ETERNALLY BTFO
Yankees AIslopper, slop us up a white soxspie and angels girl celebrating a holy Easter win together
what channel is sunday night baseball on?
>>154128791>bunting with two outs Can third worlders please stop trying to follow American sports?
The Yankees have a fucking abominable bullpen this year.
>>154128812The Vatican is writing the script for Manfred this year
Just heem me bro /our/ mariners are losing 80 games
what the fuck is this peacock broadcast talking about???
>Angels win>White Sox win>SHITTY Cubs win>Pirates winKEK all the SHIT teams win kek
I'm going to bed. Gg Angels. Leo Rivas, there's a place in Taiwan for you.
Jo Adell owns the Mariners kek
>>154128834>>SHITTY Cubs winwhat the hell is ya problem?
>bird>makes things fly really high in the airdouble agent imo
Regression, thy name is Cal
>>154128839Who?
>>154128824I'm learning as I go, faggot. Be happy someone who isn't American gives a fuck and move on.
>>154128823>>154128832oh, it's exclusive to peacock then? that's too bad
>>154128834you forgot the 119-loss Rockies winning
just bought tickets for the april 8 doggydoos game, what am I in for?
>>154128839Based Adell
>>154128861>cease starting16-2 dodgers
>tfw you're a red sox fan :I
>pooges>tardinals
>>154128827I wish that shirt was real.
>>154128856>Be happy someone who isn't American gives a fuckWhy would I be happy about that
Angels win!LTBU
>>154128857I think this is just for the beginning of the season while NBC owns sunday night basketball simultaneously and prioritizes those rights, but it will probably be on NBC affiliates in like two weeks
>>154128856>Be happy someone who isn't American gives a fuck and move onNo thanks
Pages just sucks
>>154128858The Rockies are sneaky good
>>154128872You can isolate the image, smooth it out as a png. Email custom tshirts then go pick it up at the Fox Valley mall by tomorrow
Going to Long John SilversYou guys want anything?
>>154128863Soul
>>154128861with our hitting and injuries, they are going to fucking destroy the jays
>>154128866has there been some error? against the 2025 world series contenders?do you jest?
>>154128875makes sense, thanks
>Stankees
>>154128873NTA but this is some low-IQ shit that only reactionary worms would think
>>154128856everyone else is just mad because it's a lesson they learned when a friend's red-faced dad screamed it at them when they were ten.
>Christian Walker>Walks on Eastercome on, now
How the fuck does Paul Skenes have a 9.50 ERA?
>>154128863Man the Japanese are wholesomeEven after Ohtani has left and found success and there's no more japs on the Angels they stick by them
there's the marlins randomly getting on base then blowing the game open i postured about a couple hours ago
>>154128883just a side of hush puppies for me please
>>154128897scriptwriters are just phoning it in at this point
>>154128858Kek philthies
I'm going to my first minor league game in a couple weeks. toledo mud hens @ louisville bats. what am I in for mleb?
>>154128883popcorn shrimp basket with chili cheese fries
>missed the marlins going overFUCK
>>154128898Mets were stealing signs and recording pitches from the OF.
>>154128902You can the two they gave me.
>>154128861You’re gonna get stabbed and raped probably at the same time
>>154128898oneil cruz fucked him in the first game by dropping two dogshit popflies
>>154128894Go back faggot
>>154128917sorry, you need to go to mileb for an answer to that
>>154128917comfyness. going to baseball games is really the best thing about being in the U.S.
>>154128917If the weather is nice it will be max comfy. Minor league ball is a great time.
>>154128896I learned it in little league like a normal personWho the fuck doesn’t understand bunting by age 10? Are you slow?
>>154128926meant for >>154128917
>>154128873Because you've seemingly got fuck all else going for you.
>>154128454need a prease crap opening post for next thread
>>154128824its the angels, there's at least a 40% chance the bunt is bobbled
>>154128917You’re gonna get stabbed and raped probably at the same time
>>154128929you are an invertebrate slime. you have a few light receptors that signal danger to you but you don't have the cognitive architecture to interpret it; the merest shadow sends you recoiling in horror. you know nothing beyond your basic stimulus-response programming.stupid fucking faggot.
Erm… stankeedoo ‘ems?
>>154128899lol why, the owner doesn't give a shit about the team. It's literally a waste of time to watch Angels games unless you're going in person.
>>154128883yeah gimme a uh... crunchwrap supreme, a medium order of chicken fries, an order of cheese tots, and a mcflurry.
>>154128949Even if I had nothing going for me why would I care that some random foreigner is interested in a sport I like? Do you feel grateful for all the homosexual Americans who follow soccer?
Regardless of how this game ends, the Astros sure have been giving up a lot of runs to shit teams. Is it time to recognize the dynasty is over?
They're going to lose tonight, but it's impressive that the Yankees have gotten off to this start when the entire offense is 4 guys
how are ghost runners supposed to speed up extra innings, when both teams score every time?
>>154128960This looks like a comment you'll see in r/roastme
ASStros kek!!!
A's walk it off kek fuck the asstros
based A's. my mom's team.
the asstros have been rooked
>assblows
>>154128973Well they have also been playing the little giants, memeiners, and fish
>>154128972The dynasty has been over ever since they got rid of their high IQ white players (Tucker, Bregman). Now it's a team full of latinx playing monkey ball.
>>154128974sometimes they dont score
>>154128968I don't give a fuck about football at all.
>>154128972the A's have really good offense this year, just no defending or pitchingif you let them on base, they score
>>154128998tell that to the Astros
>>154128834A's just won
>>154128954no...NO!!!
>>154128966you don't understand because you have no soul. and your lack of soul means you will never understand or even question why/how you can't understand. it's truly tragic. better luck next life
Decent confidence level for Klassen
KERRY BONDS
>>154128178Fucking suck.
>>154128883chicken and more meal
Kerry bonds
fuckggs A’sAbreu is washed. Finally get to leave that shithole of a park. Somebody burn that garbage dump down.
Yankees will come back
>>154128899>>154128863Beyond based
>>154129029chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
>>154129014Get your eyes checked, that’s a 4/10 at best
>>154129032Our pitching has been too shaky so far
soxgels
>>154128966Marinoid detectedIt's okay we have 2 words now to xeattlecucks in their place:JoAdell
can you even imagine rooting for a top 5 payroll team?
>>154129063Who?
>>154129064It would feel so soulless
>>154129063I literally forgot he existed 5 minutes after the game ended yesterday
>>154129064I can now, and I haven’t really seen a difference yet
#dingled
The Slasher of SeattleThe Mariner MarauderThe Punisher of the Pacific Northwest
>>154129050Shaky is an understatement. Dana was too busy begging for an outfielder when we have plenty, that he forgot that the bullpen can’t be filled with washed shitters and glorified AAA players.
>>154129063>>154129090enjoy your world series
>>154129102Sorry our World Series is the dodgers get it right
Only one team so far has yet to hit a batter with a pitch. That's right, your Toronto Purity And Goodness Jays.
I hate this shit team
>>154129048Casanova over here
>Yankees are 7-2, best record in the AL>Dodgers are 7-2, best record in the NLMLB needs a salary cap
>>154129048ok but what about the girl
>marlins BP blowing it again
>>154128993The Mariners are bad now? And the Marlins are decent.You can't lose a Max Fried start.
>>154129144it's cumming
>>154129144I wonder what teams were able to beat the Dodgers
>>154129161Indians were kino
manfred used this script yesterday, switch it up
>>154129157But we'll have a stoppage first because most players are retards who believe they will get the 500 million dollar contract some day and so they will fight against a cap, even if it also comes with a floor that guarantees more dollars in total are going to players than today.
>stankeedoo ‘em!stankeedoo ‘em!
>>154129152Early season Mariners are always bad, they don’t get good until July at the earliest
>>154129178its ok bebe its only smellz
Big Daddy G pls tie it
>>154129102SEETHING
>yankees getting saved by the marlins throwing the game on purpose again
for me, just blow up the league and do a full fantasy draft
>>154129161>last WS was in 1948imagine the Indians with an MLB salary cap, instead of their FO having to punch above their weight they can compete with the big guys since everyone will have a similar budget, they'll break that WS drought.
time for jizz to hit a miracle home run he won't repeat for another 8 games
FAGGOT Mike!! Goes down on strikes!!
And that's ballgame. Nobody after Stanton can hit
"jazz jizz on 'em"? damn
jizz jizzholm
why do y'all call him faggot mike when he's infinitely more successful than you, likely has a larger penis than you, and has definitely slept with infinitely more women
i fucking told you lmao holy fuck manfred's scripts are SO BORING
nothing burger.
>>154129232He chose the nickname I thought?
are you mad at me
>>154129234>tigers keep winningthis isn't good.
>intentionally walking wellsAlright fuck off marlins.
>pinch hit with .000 batting avgbold move, Booney!
Intentionally walking Austin Wells?!
>>154129247yes
I don't root for teams with guys called "Goldschmidt". Schneeman is as far as I'll go.
>>154129234She thought the D stood for Doyers
>>154129251lol
>>154129262nobody cares pedro
I like that pinch hit -> 3 strikes in a row play, great one baboone. Fucking retard. Fuck you, you were gifted a free win and still lost, shit team.
Challenglets kek
Stankeedoo 'em!
>>154129273gg bro
Another winning day for any betchad who blind bets +1.5 at plus odds. 2 of 3 hit. Marlins and Rockies.12-5 on the season. Free money hack.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You were all clinching your assholes
Stankeedoo ‘em!!
>the backup catcher that can't hitMaybe the Yankees should invest in an actual left-handed bat they can bring in off the bench
>>154129276Second strike was obvious ball no challenge
do the tigers really not have any tiger iconography anywhere?
anyone see that guy grab his nutsack and NBC quickly changed the camera
Oh stankeedoos....kek
>Jizz Jizzholm Jizznior is on pace for zero (0) home runs What happened to 50-50?
https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
>>154129299The home-plate ump was dogshit all night
>>154129281gg irmao
>>154129262he's a Christian Jew
Can't win them all. gg Marlins. Good luck the rest of the way unless we meet again in the WS. Can't have another 2003.
>>154129299
I Tortured Myself By Watching EVERY Red Sox Game [2:20:15]
>>154129316Was he escared to swing the bat?
Any umps seething about ABS today?
>>154129301There used to be two tigers on top of the scoreboard and there are tiger statues when you walk in
berds tie
berds tie with muh smallball
>last game of the day is flyover plains vs flyover lakeswtf manfred
>Detoilette
>Birds playing on peacockUNFAIR ADVANTAGE
are cardinals aware that everybody just knows them as "that team where mark mcgwire played"?
The Chicago Tigers
First base was open
>>154129332It’s such a nice stadium tbqh
>>154129356They memoryholed him
mcgwire never roided
>>154129381Right in the berdhole
>>154128924t-thanks anon
Make the next thread Jo Adell edition
you guys gotta step it up if you're gonna be called the Tigers
>>154129414is that real?
>>154129422yes its the same material they made the transformers out of
>>154129414this guy's dad plays football for the nfl fox broadcast
>>154129444>>154129444>>154129444
who will bake?
