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RYAN SOMETHING HAPPENS
>>154149127She's Cute! Great edition thanks.
TUSKS UP
It’s upTotal possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it>penguins 104>bruins102>senators100>flyers 100>blue jackets98>Islanders97>red wings97
JOJO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Oh good, I was getting worried the wild were going to choke our draft position away
>>154149149No problem! I'm trying to give each eliminated team a thread before the playoffs begin
>>154149127for me it's oilers miku
>>154149153Thanks for the update
>>154149153Awful night for my penguins ):
fuck I'm big mad, Wedgegod hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rip wedgewood
>>154149168Do all girls in Edmonton look like this?
>>154149169No problem
why do nhl teams need offical law firms?
Wait did I miss leafs elimination day or were they eliminated today?
>bitchwood>wh-why do you keep calling us the "softpusys"kek.
>>154149180Nova Scotians have unparalleled autism
nvm, he looks to be all right. Crisis averted.
>>154149190they were eliminated a while ago
hmm...
flopler yamafaggot still seething years later.
>review it and then take it off the board
>>154149168hideous freak
quinn hughes loses his edge a lot. did he do this in vancouver, too?
Is it true that Utah has a real life mammoth smoothing the ice between periods?
>>154149220He's always had shit mental health
debbies were eliminated tonight
>>154149205damn I missed it, kinda snuck up on me.
>>154149232is that a common issue for (((them)))?
>>154149235what a shame
>>154149190Last week
>>154149227they have a new zamboni
>>154149235My Debbie’s ):
torts cant even beat a team with 0 (zero) shots on goal.
>>154149244they suffer from schizophrenia
>>154149235>that spasm at the endkek. hope blondie got a bludgeon to the back of the head though and was bleeding out and spasming like a fish in the concourse though. Seems like a cuck faggot and I don't even know him.
Are Wongs fans ok? I'm worried about them
>>154149183the majority look like this
i was under the impression the devils were quote /playoffsbound/ unquote
>>154149274they were hyped up big time at the start of the season
>>154149274for like the first two months of the season
>>154149274shut up
>>154149181Give him a second winger he's putting up 3 points a game
nikita "the belarussian patrick roy" tolopilo
Of course the stars fans are chanting usa like a bunch of dumb red neck losers
>>154149274I heard the same thing about the Kraken all season.
>>154149269Would.
>>154149269What ethnic group is this even?
>>154149292>best player canada has>h-he just needs more help!grim.
>>154149311canadian
>>154149311teen mother
>>154149302Kraken have always sucked, making playoffs was a pipe dream
>>154149333jlmi
got to be entering a bit of a bronx cheer territory here for the nuckies first shot on goal
Huomenta but the opposite
Yzerplan status?
>>154149329>>154149330I'm serious. They look like arab-latina asians.
>>154149329That’s what makes Canada better than the usa we’re not a melting pot were a mosaic of beautiful colours
NHLers are still letting this goofy fuck get under their skin on a nightly basis.
>>154149347they look 14 or 15 or so
>>154149311they're pure bred greek goddesses
>>154149351I wish we were a blank sheet of paper.
JEEK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
lot of empty seats but no shannon at the game
>>154149362things are rough up there in oil country, huh
>>154149360they're 22, 20 and 18
>>154149362They gotta be like 1/4 black
Yeah, I think it's time for a good, nighty night fap. Go hockey.
>>154149381uh huh...keep going...
The Canucks got a shot!
nucks are gonna be pissed when we end up getting mckenna
BOWMAN STOP SIGNING FORWARDS YOU FUCK
nuckies with the closest scoring attempt of the night with only 1 shot on goal
>>154149381Goofy ahhh alien looking caseoh blud
>>154149399mckenna sucks
i don't think this is fair
>>154149399If that happens you guys should send Shane Wright up the road to us.
why is there a 4min pp in garytime in Dallas, just turned it on?
>>154149406This is seriously how leafs fans talk
>>154149399I heard he's pretty fuckin' excited to be mentored by Evander Kane.
>>154149420you don't want him
>>154149423Theyre diving pussys what’s new it’s why they embarrassed themselves every playoff
>>154149423gary wants 4 games in a shit market. not that hard to figure out.
knights cant even hit the net from the slot fucking grim
Score already stars before my flames ruin their draft pick even more at this rate we’ll be drafting 8th overall
>>154149423flames found a chink in robertson's armor
>>154149485you're talking gobblygook
this is starting to look like the stars year. avs and knights getting exposed by the nuckies.
Why did analslime trade strome? Hes good and just decimated Robertson and is putting up decent points for 3c. Easy conroy trade.
>>154149498>gets raped n gaped in the playoffs againkek.
Avs have clinched the 1st spot in Central. dullass and mid for 1st round.
>lifelong softpusy "fan" tampon flag finally joins the chat.
Our Jackies aren't dead yet!
>>154149220he always has a sad face
Lifelong mindbroken no milly loser
bouchtard almost lost the norris there lmao
>>154149511>20 points>decent
>>154149552There is more to hockey than "points", anon.
>>154149550>Bouchard >NorrisYou have to actually play defense to win that
>>15414955211 points for the flames and he brings the intangibles
>>154149558yeah and strome aint it
>>154149571makbitchmade's a one done move on fagboy
>>154149571Then how did Makar win it?
>>154149538A tampon goes inside the woman, larping troon.
If Alberta was its own country we would’ve won gold at the Olympics.
>>154149600>not even a single 40 goal scorer this seasonngmi
most important game in flopler fagamato's shit career
>>154149596marketability in a failing NHL market.
More like Devante Big Belly.
>>154149600>stuart skinner as albertas starting goaliekwab
>>154149599yeah, a place you'll never be except your mom. got 'em!
The moment you realize us albertans are slaves for the laurtien elite in the east is when we wanted independence 90% of us support it were out and we’re taking Cale makar with us
>leafs have to hire an outside firm to help them with their gm searchRetards
>>154149654*laurentians.
>>154149652You’d know all about places you’ve never been to.
>>154149655Apparently the Canucks used the same firm to hire Rutherford and Allvin and look how great that worked out!
falseflag. no births during the knights oilers game. but a medical emergency for this pregnant lady.
>>154149655imagine having 37 assistant GMs then still needing to look elsewhere
>>154149664I have no interest in Japan
>>154149668>hire a firm just to hire someone who’s already well known in the hockey worldSad
>>154149664I know a lot about planet retard
>>154149664asian countrys are overcrowded shitholes i dont get the hype
>>154149664This didn't land the way you wanted it to. kwawannabesofpusy.
Finally got 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep bros. WAGMI.
It’s up
>>154149704>we're all gonna make it
colton sissons local north van boy
Isles hired Pete snd didn’t make playoffs
>>154149725>14.5%>detoilet
>>154149735>yes, we're all gonna make it
>fire patrick roy>losewhat was the point of this again?
my avies won :)
The Art Ross race has turned into a turtle derby
>>154149157I'll cry happy tears if we get the 1st pick.
is marner hurt ive barely heard shorthouse say his name
>>154149780yeah, he took a giant marner this morning and injured his bussy.
why do they all got towels? itsnot the playoffs yet
>>154149780I say his name in the outhouse.
OILERS SCAARRRRRPODZILLA
>clubbies
1 shot powerplay nuckies slowly making progress
>>154149810have the middle one bathed and sent to my chambers.
Posting while finishing my 6:17am morning poop
>>154149824DeBrusk was out there fiending for another PP goal.
you could hear a duck fart in the honda center right now...
>>154149725>Randy's>highest odds to win the cupHuh?
>>154149844Randy has an easy path
>>154149844softpusys aren't winning it. get over it.
Started doing passive stretching during games and have unironically fixed my fucked up hips and tight hamstring
>>154149810they got goblins up in edmonton
>>154149875good for you, but mostly, good for your boifriend.
>>154149865What team is that supposed to be >inb4 urs lmao
i just saw mcdavid curse at the ref and scold his bench after that bouchard atrocity
>sharter fart
>>154149895sounds like he is pissed
Max Sasson has been one of the highlights for the Canucks this season.
>>154149895Digging status?
>>154149894yours lol
>>154149761Roy gets a taste of his own medicine. But rather than pulling the goalie early the coach gets pulled early.
sad quacking noises in the honda center right now
>>154149761Erm my islanders didn’t play today
sharter fart
finally some action gary
>>154149957you are wearing the official watch of the nhl™ right /hoc/?
that Zammoth is fuckin lit
My ducks collapse needs to be scientifically studies
>>154149957This man is going to win the Norris. Christ.
She's so iconic bros
>>154150001darnell for sarah straight up, who says no
>>154149957i can just tell he did a faggy little grunt when he tried to poke check the puck
>>154150015Would Darnell be able to keep up with the pace of the PWHL?
>>154150019darnell would have enough trouble trying to control his "muh dik" rape urges.
lots riding on this third period for torts
knights and knucks tied bro's
>>154150032Been a fun game for now. Canucks remain competitive.
the juice is loose
>>154150032you logged in at a perfect time to miss all the slurp puck
What the literal duck fucking start the rebuild over
>>154150041well the goalie for sure bro who the hell is that guy>>154150045the what!
SCAAAARRUp by 1 again#LetsGoOilers
>>154150043why does he have all of that man-cum stored in his cheeks like a chimpmunk?
>>154150053guys missing the net from 5 feet away. gary has the magnets on full blast.
>>154150063we call that the mackinnon
>>154150057preparing for the off season
I don't know shit about the NHL, but I would die for >my Flyers, who are red hot
>>154150080based
>>154149153
>>154150080flyers are gay kek
>struggling with the mammoth
You now remember Andrei Kuzmenko
>>154150043>What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless hockey team?! I've got a good mind to slap your fat face!
>>154150091I thought magic number usually meant total number of wins by one team and losses by another in a 2 team race, not total number of wins needed. Also going by wins is kind of dumb, it should go by points since garypoints are in play.
>>154150097no u
>>154150109your avs lost to the canucks
goal
Kerfoot!He went to Harvard. We used to call him the brainiac in Toronto
>>154150150Actually they played the Blues today and won3-1Do you even look at the games and scores?
do they fuck in the zammoth
nuckies might actually win a game with only 10 shots on goal
You fuckin ASSHOLES Ducks. You are suppose to beat the Predators so that the Sharks and Kings have a better chance at getting the wildcard. Does the California hockey alliance mean NOTHING to you???
>>154150174Record for fewest shots in a regular season win is 9. Both games ended 4-0 somehow.This season's low was the Sharks beating the Ducks with just 13 shots back in December
Hey Alexa, Who did the Blues embarass in BAWWWWWWWWL arena two nights ago?
daily reminder that /hoc/ believes E.M.
marner just marnered kwab
canucks only have 7 shots
brutal turnover
kek...so much for that...
Garytime galore tonight
>>154150132Yeah, this looks a little better (though it's not as simple)>https://www.hockeymagicnumbers.com/
>>154150213He stopped wearing his lucky suits after /hoc/ clowned him
your carter hartsyour jake virtanensyour logan maillouxsthe list goes on
matt shitoie
Utah not messing around on th pp
The Zammoth is too powerful bros.
>>154150246Jake Virtanen is ripping it up in the Slovak league. Some team should take a chance on him this off season.
The future was supposed to be teal...
it was supposed to be a girly magazine...
why was knobcuck saving his better goalie for a nothingburger game against the sharks? is he retarded?
>>154150279It wasn’t though
>>154150279they'll be going through the Cosmo back catalogue for next month's book club brunch.
>all metro teams played the same amount of gamesWow
Rasmus crashing the knights with no survivors
diving cheating cunt
>>154150300He has 5 points in his last 3 games
>>154150303have you actually watched the video you posted
>>154150320RETARD
Carter Hart is a real goalie. Very sad that the Flyers were essentially forced to give up on a good player over a girl getting her feelings hurt.
>oilers
>>154150334mess with the whore get shown the door.
>>154150327how about immediately beforehand when savoie jams his stick in the back of cooley's knee
>>154150334he should've been forced out anyway for setting up such a gay situation
>>154150334Didn’t he just watch or something
>Canucks have won 8 out of 41 home games this seasonkek imagine paying for season tickets.
Everyone who was a leader or glue on this team is injured and we are no longer outplaying our weaknesses in defense and goaltending
Ducks suck
>>154150352he got a 30 second bj where he couldn't get hard
Holy F U C KWhat is wrong with the quacks?Obligatory kwab
>>154150334you're such a pathetic worm.
Golden Torts are 4-0
>cucksgolden tortellini is 4-0
>>154150357They seriously couldn't atleast score a single goal? Against trashville are you fuckin kiddin me
>>154150366Sad
>>154150371You are fucking retarded, back to /r/eddit with you
>>154150371where's saddam hussein
>>154150367The few leaders we did have are injured. Our offense isnt outscoring our defense and our goaltending isn't good enough to carry the defense.
>>154150366kwab>>154150378kwab
>>154150371>the only thing left to do is masturbate and complain that none of them are currently fucking you and then question their manhood
W-will the quacks fall to a wild card spot......b-bros?
>>154150398Nah they will be fine in 3rd place
Prior to this losing streak they've been on, the Ducks had won 4 of 5 games, two of those wins having been against Buffalo and Montreal. Lol what the literal fuck?
>>154150347He should've been forced out for setting up a traditional gay hockey situation and fucking it up by stupidly getting a girl involved.
>>154150407The oilers and laffs mindbroke them
Anaheim Cucks BTFO by Chadville
>>154150398Doubtful. Only another Pacific division team can bump them which means LA or SJ. Anaheim has 87 points with 4 games left. LA has 83 with 5 games left. SJ has 81 with 6 games left.
Flames at AvsFlames at KrakenUtah at Flames (B2B with travel for CGY)Avs at FlamesLA at FlamesMy thoughts:Avs can clinch the presidents trophy with a win at home, MacKinnon probably wants to win a scoring title, the Flames stink on the road. Should be a triumphant Avs win.Kraken are tanking. Flames aren't. Flames win.Utah needs points in a tight playoff race, and despite being fodder for any playoff team, are actually pretty ok at hockey. Flames on the B2B probably have enough to take it to OT, but lose.Avs are resting players in all likelihood, Flames are at home, Flames win.LA will need points to make the playoffs, but are also ####. Flames play a bunch of rookies like way back when they dominated Vegas in the last game of the season, but manage to win in OT. The loss doesn't actually hurt the Kings playoff push, and the Flames get 2 points....So 3-1-1, giving the team 80 points.The Flames sit 30th today, and after this scenario, I'd bet they end in 28th, passing Seattle and NYR. None of Florida, Toronto, or the Blues totally blow the rest of the year. The Flames sit at 5th before the lottery, and still end up picking a top 2 player in the draft when we look back on it in 7 years.What do your crystal balls say?
>>154150423
>>154150415>43 SOG >6 PPs>0 goalsthey're done
Preds and mammoths need to become rivals.
>>154150423It's the flames, I don't care desuThey're done
>>154150422With how the ducks have been playing, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if they did. Team is in free fall right now.
>>154150441Why would anyone just get rid of a grit glue guy like Ryan Strome
>>154150436>>154150425Where do you see the flames finishing next season?
what a shit divisionoilers: sharks kings avs nucksknights: krak avs jets krakducks: sharks nucks wild predsmams: preds canes flames jets bluespreds: mams wild sharks duckskings: nucks oilers krak nucks flamessharks: oilers ducks nucks preds blackrapes jets
>>154150213marner won tranny kwab
>>154150452Oilers will end up winning the division only to end up getting buttfucked in the first round, Sad.Time to become a kong or rag, McJimmy
>>154150447Idk idc desu
>>154150452sharks just need to keep macklin tied up in a broom closet long enough to draw a replacement for leddy
...even though McDavid could have/would have/should have been a Sabre :(
>>154150503Retard
>>154150467If Draisaitl is healthy for game 1 of the playoffs they'll make the WCF
>>154150507The west is so fucking shit
it means something to me, damnit!
The west was good last season
>>154150564It wasn’t though
>>154150570Teams were missing playoffs with 96 points
knights won
>>15415057011 teams with winning records vs the easti forgot the jets were good last season
reminder that jamiroquai broke up with winona ryder because she had big tits and liked to fuck all the time kwab makes sense why it's bud's favorite artist
>>154150582wait i forgot about the garymath, that's five teams with winning records and three with tied records lol
>JAMIROQUAI
The west has fallen
>>154150415>>154150432It wasn't even Saros... it was Annunen... what the FUCK??
>>154150637>Avian shooting
>>154150651Sad
>>154150670You think that's sad? Wait until you hear what he told the team in the locker room...
>>154150637hes a good goalie if a bit streaky
Sidney is a girls name
I don't understand Bouchard man. Why does he just not care about pressuring the opponent? He would be a complete player if he at least showed that he's really trying to get to his man. I've never seen a player slouched and walking in the middle of a manageable play
>i watch hoggey and post in /hoc/
>>154150783we look like that here
poo peeland
>>154150767KWAB
>tfw the knights finish 24-0 with torts to win the cup
what are you niggers doing?
>>154149844yes
watching you tube. might read some more last ronin before bed.
>>154150964screwing around with llms and pretending i'm learning enough to not get replaced in a few years
>>154150999wow that sucks my biggest problem in life is I opened a bag of chips and almost ate the whole thing when all I meant was to have a couple>>154150997yeah I'm watching someone walk around waiki hawaii for no reason
>>154150964eating too much goddamned ham because I overdid it on easter :|
>>154151066I could go for some ham
>>154151066based i still have leftovers too
mango loco is probably my favourite monster when i get bored of the white one go flames
>>154151087>>154151157it's a great meal when you're gonna march all day, all day, all daaay
>>154150964sitting in my car in the parking lot listening to kpop before waging starts
hoc more like gay cock fiddlers LOL LMAO
>>154151589bosh
>>154150371w-what?
what makes a cock gay
>>154151730if it docks with another cock
>>154151747at port everyone is a sailor
>>154151754I believe you meant to say "it's not gay if it's underway"
>>154151589(you)
>>154151066I like that you included pineapple
>>154151478For me, it’s orange
my detroit red LOSEngs
if only we could turn back time
Our Sennies don't play tonight
>19 RW keeps you in the wildcard race in the pacifishit division Thank you Gary
>>154152165>25 rw is good enough for a 3rd seed in the shitro
>>154152165I’m going to be so pissed if the kangz make playoffs over the shorks
The American Bobby Orr
i cant wait for playoff hockey bros
>>154151589H-hey... w-wait, that's not true!
>>154152246>2 seasons in a row max>consecutivemega cope for mediocrity
the e doesn't have enough face humping
>>154152265Same. It’ll be so much fun
>>154151589Why are you so mean :(
>>154150415They can’t compete with grandpa Stamkos
I should buy a new jersey to wear to chipotle
The consequences of a hit TV series about gay players and not gatekeeping your sport from femcels and trannies
/hoc/ I need an updated Yzerplan timeline on my desk in 30 minutes or you're fired
>>154152450The chipotle workers are slinging 10 burritos a minute, they do not care and I am sure they will give you the discount even if you are not wearing a hockey jersey
>>154152458They should follow Crosby’s example and keep their lives private
>>154152504The yzerplan changes when its observed so that'll be impossible
>>154152573I don't need excuses. I need results!
>>154152692Based
okay, gary
>>154152692We surrendered to Iran because they built a bunch of these things
>>154152719oh no not dubai
>>154149127jesus fucking christ get this pedo shit off the board. always a nucks fan posting loli
>>154149168now this, this creature i want to fuck
>>154149381built for my 40 year old BWC
It's easy to criticize Gary, but I bet none of you anons could last a day in his shoes. Show some respect
>>154152746>loli
>>154152767I have big feet. I moved to an extremely latino part of the country and I want to find cowboy boots that aren't brand new and $500, but it's hard because only mexicans wear them
gary is stupid and i don't respect him
Gary is smart and I respect him
>>154152784and this is why you are a retard
I respect Gary since he went to Cornell
>>154152790I'm a Flamiac actually and they don't accept retards
>>154152796they made an exception for you
>>154152797There is a rigorous process to be accepted as a Flamiac, and they don't make exceptions
>>154152791andy from the office went to cornell
>>154152767I couldn't because I have a conscious and couldn't do all the slimy things Gary does everyday in the name of revenue
>Chabot skating in a regular jerseyHope my Sensies aren't rushing him back for the final playoffs push
>>154152829didn't he break his wrist?
Hi
>>154152692Beep beep, motherfuckers
>>154152865Hey cutie
second period starting in finnish gary league playoffs soon bros
>>154152885Who am I rooting for?
>>154152875;)>>154152767I'll take his job and justly penalize and sabotage teams i don't like lul
>>154152888whoever you wanna root for, chief!
>>154152885Go ASSat
>>154152885>>154152895Normally I like karpat and used to like jokerit until they went to KHL
>>154152892Tell me who to pick
>>154152905Nvm they left KHL
>>154152849Forearm. Had surgery two weeks ago
>>154152892I'm rooting for Äss because it made me chuckle
>>154152915dang
>>154152915>injured>can't even goon in the meantime Grim
red wings have a 9-15 percent chance of making the playoffs
>>154152885Go Ilves!
>>154153033yzershambros...we drank the kool-aid
>>154153033They can only afford one more loss and even then they're most likely cooked.
Three way tie in the Atlantic for 1stCentral has the same top 10 NHL teams facing off in round 1 againThe kings are in a playoff spot with 19 regulation wins1v8, 3-2-1 system, fucking remove the shootout, and fix this retarded conference bullshit too
>>154153117They can afford to go 2-2 if snes lose all 4.
>>154153033How the mighty have fallen
Our Jackies need to win out. We'll have to cheer extra loud for them bros
Farmers markieren dichSie farmen unter wolken Himmel, in der Hölle, das ganze Leben bis zum TodFarmers Es regieren Farmers Farmers Es regieren Farmers
>>154153197/hoc/ will always have the Blue Jackets back!
I'm afraid I cant do that if they are putting my flyers playoff hopes at risk :(
>>154153291>>154153197
>>154153197https://youtube.com/shorts/irfCtxAiLHk?si=5yvupu6LQ0BClcZUNHL after seeing the reddit jackets getting swept in 5 by the hurricanes
What would be the most ideal path to a SCF appearance for my dabres? :)
>>154153299We'll root against the Sens together!
>>154153265Thanks fren
>>154153383Fair :) and red wings!
>>154153291
>>154153566Neat
weew
>>154153383Watch it buddy
I got something you can watch right here
>>154153619What is it?
>Växjö
>>154153622It is the the season finale of 5th season of Columbo
>>154153648Based. I'll bring some cold ones!
Ah....mister bettman just one more thing
Sabres and >rags has potential to be very memey Shall be viewing this evening desu
>>154153566everyone loves the flyersalso impressive because it was also on the local network
>>154153682more importantly we have the sharks fighting for the playoffs and celebrini knocking mcdavid off as top player
I am betting all my winnings from the Mammoth last night on the Sharks tonight
>cold onesI'm partial to amber dark cool ones, especially during the summer evenings >that's good one
>drinking the fermented Gary on a weeknight
>>154153731Couldn't be me
>never a frown with Golden Brown
shit teams discussed by shit posters
>the Lakers
laff's stanley cup is tonight
>>154153848Stay afraid.
Only three shit games today and only one of those games isn't as shit as the other two shit games, thanks Gary.
i am supporting leafs and sharks today just so oilers and caps dont get points :)
silverbrini melty tonite can't wait
>>154153928He'll get plenty of chances. Was the last time we saw Crosby in a leaf jersey though
mackalini cucktini
>>154153715>>154153834>>154153600Amazing how this fucking raped faggot won't get banned by the mods
Could Nashville win both the Stanley Cup and the first draft pick?
>>154153991Thanks for blowing my mind today, friend
>>154154094My question is:Is the draft lottery among the 16 worst teams or among the 16 worst teams not in the playoffs?Because it's blowing my mind as well.
>>154153991I hate the ducks so much right now. fucking pieces of shits couldn't help out my Sharkies or even dare I say it the Kings.. I just don't like Trashville
St. Louis needs a hockey team
https://youtu.be/9aMu8HuYpRk
>>154154256that game isn't live, dingus
>>154154241You may want to sit down for this
>>154154272Ok
i was bored before i even began
>>154153928he's going to show mcmeme up
can't wait to start fake scarrr posting again
>>154154729i only believe that one finflag when it comes to scarrposts
>>154154782there are many other posters to trick besides you
>>154154819you truly are a scoundrel and a scallywag
>>154153928garbage bait, we love the sharks here on /hoc/ :)
>>154154851i just do what comes naturally
>>154154729I’m reporting you to the /hoc/ police
>>154154863
>>154153928based. fuck the shorks. whole team full of pussies.
>>154154888I'm in the /hoc/ police and I SCAR post...
>>154154729I cant wait to misdirect newfags into cric threads when a thread hits 500 posts
>>154154658I always figured McDavid was more of a monster guy
>>154154929leave celebussy alone!!!!!
>>154154958Strange, usually a Canadian flag does that.So are you on a vpn or are you just a shit brained retard
>>154154985We are legion guy
>>154155000Kill yourself moron
>>154154929FRAGILE. MENTALLY GLASS.I've never seen bedsy cry his heart out on a loss EVER.
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the 54th parallel
>>154154988Are all islanders fans mentally deranged?
>>154155067Bedard simply looks depressed
>>154154985Trick question Both
>>154154929So glad I traded this weak-willed faggot in my fantasy league before the season even started.
>>154154988my heart just dropped i thought you posted me
>>154154929Sad :(
shit games today huh. i guess i'll watch sharks oilers
>>154155330I'm going to watch all of them and talk shit about every team.
>>154155330I'm going to watch none of them and talk shit about every team.
>>154155413I’m talking about the islanders missing playoffs
french canadians are like regular canadians but theyre french and also probably gay
why can't my islanders get any damn respect
>>154155581>>154155086probably because of fans like this
Islanders fans throw beer cans at players theyre lucky no one was seriously injured
>>154155581we don't respect faggots here. that's why.
>>154155581we respect faggots here
>>154155779Those who bless Israel are blessed those who curse Israel are cursed it’s in the Bible
>>154155779You kikes stick together yeah
saving an extremely important announcement for next thread. make sure that >>new takes you to a /hoc/ thread instead of any other frens
>>154155779Trump literally just ended the war now stfu and keep it to hockey you tds freak
True
the next thread is sharks themed
>>154155936Zero Cups
>>154155910I can tell by the smell where a link leads
>>154155977Rolling8 9 or 0 is a re-roll
>>154155977good :3
>>154156016Fuck yeah, 6 is the hottest one!!
>>154155986Cope they have 3 Avco Cups
Lewd
>>154155977I was planning on making a leafs thread but you convinced me otherwise
>>154155977>>1541560162 is prime breeding material
>>154156055The Rat did it.
>>154155921Their still fighting retard
>>154155841>winning
Next thread is gonna suck
>>154156159well yea its unemployed /pol/tard hours
>>154156082He fucked Tkachuk and tkachuk’s wife
Next thread is going to be great, I hope to see you all there!
>>154156187Ngmi
>>154156180But the wagies are logging in
>>154156100You have tds get mental help
we want a syracuse crunch thread
>>154156227>>154156227>>154156227New
>>154156115Yes. Still.
>>154155921Fell for it again retard
The capitals second forward line tonight against the leafs include:Aliaksei Protas - 6’6” 250lbsIlya Protas - 6’6” 225lbsTom Wilson - 6’4” 225lbs
