titans of combat meet at last
dogshit thread
nigga wtf is this WHO DONE THIS
>>1541533023 days until we enter the Ulberg era
finlandbeit sadly
An Ulbergian era
The era of the Ulberg
Carl of Ulberg
Ulberg? I'm just saying look into it
Carl the great Ulberg
an era of wait for khamzat to move up
Carl Ulberg
What are the chances carlos pulls it
Half of this thread’s posts originate from Scandinavia. This is not a good sign for /heem/.
Carlstein Bergowitz, Esq.
>>154153458A great sign for things to come
>>154153455costa imeant
Ulberg fraud check speedrun:90% complete...
>>154153283He does look like he's angry at some fat person. Who is it?
Carolus Ulbergianus
>>154153468I am gonna include Azamat on my parlay so Costa knocks him out.
Carlos Ulberg is an anagram for "Glucose Arr Lb">glucose arr lb>glucose = sugar >lb = weight>sugar is weighttoss out the beans and cheese its keto b
Put on your thinking cap folks!>>154153512 this guy might be onto something
Fuck Carlos Ulberg
Carlos Goldberg
>>154153532Many have
Curlos Alberg
>>154153532You sound like my mom
Kalle Ahlberg
Jiri is a retarded bitch
Thoughts?
>>154153573Sell out jew
I played ice hockey with a guy named Jiri and he had the biggest dick in the shower.
>>154153573This is why weight cutting is retarded. Ulberg is going to be 20 lbs heavier in the cage but it's just but it's just water
>>154153573just woke up. give me a minute
Any time someone bitches about weight cutting it's just self reporting that they've never competed in a sport in their life
>>154153573Damn Jiri has a 10 pack
ulberg should retire, boring leg tapping charismaless shitter, already 35 and probably never getting another title shot, would only be taking more damage
>>154153573Jiri looks focusedUlberg looks unfocused
w-who are some fighters?
>>154153609You don't have to be such a soft pussy and avoid directly replying. I weigh 225 lbs and stand at 6' and would literally expand your anus with my erect cock and you would be unable to stop me.
>>154153655(you)
>>154153661your homosexuality is showing
>>154153668boo hoo
>>154153661you dont train
>>154153673Post your asshole.
>>154153573Jiri Prochazka on the leftCarlos Ulberg on the right
You guys, are the fights going to be really really good this weekend?
>>154153710It's going to be as good as any other weekend
>>154153710Nordic consensus is that yes.
>>154153581we don't doxx each other here shrimpy
>>154153719I hope that something really special happens man..
>>154153710Yeah (on RIZIN)
>>154153741Yeah I can't wait to see *checks notes*...I don't know what this says
>>154153741I'm wont be watching that shit brotato
>>154153710pretty much every fight on the whole card should be decent or even good, with a main event guaranteed heem
Aaron "Decent Or Even Good" Pico
Josh "Freakin" Hokit
>>154153726my bad g
Sheriff Pico
>>154153745Who are you to doubt Schaubdullaev, you little punk?
no worries bappa
josh "reddit" hokit vs curtis "reddit" blaydes. must miss tv
327 Who? Fury vs Makhmudov who? Real niggas are hyped for some Diddy Boxing!!
>>154153745Here let me help youRazhabali Shaydullaev vs Yuta KuboDanny Sabatello vs Joji GotoYoshinori Horie vs Patricky PitbullKyohei Hagiwara vs Kaleo MeheulaRyuya Fukuda vs Azizbek TemirovTaio Asahisa vs Singpayak PayaklamphongMakoto Takahashi vs Nkazimulo ZuluAyaka Hamasaki vs Natasha KuziutinaKazumasa Najima vs James GallagherNurkhan Zhumagazy vs Tenya YoshimuraRyosuke Honda vs Kyohei TakagiSeiya Inoue vs Hyuga MiyagawaDaiki Yahiro vs Shun OkamotoKodai Yamasaki vs Tomoaki ArimatsuRyota Oki vs Ginji AraiRyusei Imamura vs Yu-ki
>>154153799hokbeast is everything reddit hateshe even almost attacked their boy
>>154153827mate he was playing with a lightsaber
This Saturday could be the most spectacular night of mixed martial arts the UFC has ever seen.
>>154153823>t.
>>154153823Chitty chitty boom boom ting tong
67 days until Gane fights.
Josh Hokit would leave Jiri in critical condition in a real street fight.
just put my inheritance on jiri
Poor poor sweet old Donald Pig.....
>>154153827hokit is darkreddit. just like you
>>154153927you and your boys are purereddit
Murzakanov is basically anti-reddit
>>154153902Hahaha 67
dana hates russian fighters because he knows grinding someones face into the mat for 25 minutes is the next step in mma powercreep and he wants to be able to sell tickets for shitty american fighters until at least the next tv contract
>>154153909Trump is living rent free inside your head btw
>>154153942nuh bru. im a mvp/khamzat fan. the intellectual choice. 163 +4 s.d. IQ
>>154153978Epdaddy's semen lives rent free in Melania i fear
>>154154039You sound like a real loser bro.
>>154154047That scares you?
>>154154053im a high iq fight fan. i only like the highest iq fighters. me? i rank merab vs umar. you probably didnt even understand it
>>154154065harrowing prospect
How come the UFC couldn't close a deal with Fedor's "scary Russian mobster" management, but Bellator could? Doesn't pass the smell test. By Occam's razor, Dana is just a cheap kike.
shevchenkos complete and utter dismantling of weili. i called it. i knew it would was gonna happen as soon as the fight was announced. i watched it anyway. i knew islam was gonna do the same thing right after. watched that one too. you have to control the layers
>>154154016Sup Sneed, still unfathomably gay?
>>154154092That shit don't impress me much
>>154154160talmbout shania twain b?
>>154154168first her then the dawson all the prime time greats of our youth are getting cancer
>>154154210do the helwanis know no mercy
Probably gonna buy some weed today get high and chill out
>>154154298tax free i hope
no current ufc champion smokes weed. degenerate lazy and homosexual drug
>>154154372you don't know that
I cant let you get close
>>154154372yan is visibly baked
Josh "Fuckit" Hokit
Jos H. Hokit
dana white on adin ross in a few bongs
Josh H. Okit
I'm literally pakistani
>>154154497rather shit in my hands and clap
>>154154497Dana White and Adin Ross? Two faggots
>>154154511How about clap your hands and shit
>>154154016/heem/ is a forsen board
>>154154509whats the qrd on this heme?
I fucking hate my dad he ruined my life financially, retard sold the house to rent, what a fucking idiot, I warned him not to do it and he didn't listen, now we are broke, big fucking man of the house, he don't need to listen to anyones advice, he knows better it seems, god damn idiot.I'm gonna fucking kill myself and blame it on him in the suicide note so he feels guilty for the rest of his life, fuck him, fuck boomers.I'm not a nihilist, a pessimist or depressed, my life could be good, I had a chance to make it, but retard boomer shitted all over it, now I'm going to crash into a wall at full speed FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JEWS
Aint nobody give a shit
dont heem yourself bro
>>154153512 Mmm Arby's..
>>154154562He was probably worse off or doing other stupid shit with money than you know about, not just selling the house and then renting. Thoughbeit that can be stupid as well. Might as well start a youtube channel and since you have nothing to lose and want to selfheem, you can be extra volatile and attention seeking on your videos to get famous like the mma guru. Good luck i'll be tuning in.
>>154154372Current interim champion justin gaethje smokes more than most career pot heads. And he beat the sober le disciplined raphael fiziev (who you said would win) twice!
>>154154562get in the gym bro you've already got a peach of a backstory for cantender series
>>154154691I don't want my face on the internet, a real don makes his money in prívate, internet stars are all prostitutes with no dignity, I'll kill myself with a car like a true warrior.
>>154154562Do it.Or are you too scared to?
brazzas in da club, sippin kvass, smokin 'ram
Stop running Pigslam
Dana White is the goodest goy in history
>>154154867Haha he little bit pokemon
>>154154562That don't impress me much
AI users are subhuman
Does this guy have autism or what?
>>154154967Who are you to judge?
>>154154562Is pic rel your dadda ?
>>154154882Nah fuck that!
I've lost my mind in this game
>hokit is a former football playerkek it's already fucking over, look forward to seeing him get chinned
>>154154967>Ai users are subh-ACKKKKKKK!!!!
josh "ai" hokit
Anyone here wants to join me in the local hamam? Nothing gay. Will scrub each other's backs, discuss MMA and compare dick size
>>154154511sounds messy>>154154531sounds noisy
>>154155023You fuck dem pokemons? Aw hell nah man that some fucked up shit
>>154155564my pokeballs are right about to finna imprint your upon your chin
nah doos playing with pokemans
>>154155578You got pokeballs? Whats that some kinda balls of poke?
>>154155593you said nah doo me yesterday too. do we have a problem
TyphlosionJumpluffAmpharosMukPoliwrathFearow
>>154155663nah...
SceptileWailordCameruptFlygonWalreinSalamence
JonesKhamzatKhabibIslamVanMike Perry
>>154155793sit down young blood
>>154154562that nigga owed money to some giga niggas. no fucking way he did that stupid shit in current economy.
Fuck all you bitches. I'm off to r/brendanschaub
Tom 1-0 by forward pressure
>>154156225eye first right into ganes fingers like a stupid gay bitch
>>154156225you are literally somali
BEASTpuria is literally getting his own show on HBO and fightingon the biggest card in UFC historymeanwhile Pigslam is bouncing on BBC's and faking injuries
>>154156351who on earth would watch this shit
>>154156351He will be humbled by Justin.
>>154156373many such cases la'
>>154156351Clitia AGPurindia would stand no chance aginst Islams indefatigability in the realm of any human endeavor
Nigger..
Volk got knocked outPigslam got knocked upLEVELS
why is luigi in georgia
>>154156469volks pushing with his ribs when he should be pushing more with his penis. he needs a better grappling coach
>>154156351>he's been filming for a documentaryslamdaddy xisters... we have to be prepared for the worst... they likely filmed the negotiations with poofc and are planning on releasing the footage and receipts in front of the whole WORLD. This is BAD
>>154156508tommy shitforbrains was doing the same it means nothing
Tommy McMillen fight week
>>154154372Most current champions are patrician alcoholics. Van, Yan, formerly Alex and soon-to-be Jerry, Islam, and Ilia spring to my mind.
>>154156351Islam is a based Epicurean who lives by the maxim “Bene qui latuit, bene vixit”. He don’t need no recognition from the cazzies.
at least quarter of it will be dedicated to compiling all the evidence about Ali's involvement in 9/11
>>154156589shades of an ganesque perspective
not going to sugar coat it
>>154156668>aspiring pro boxer
>i don't want to say it mr urn>listen tommy you fackin' muppet i spent a pwetty bag on ya so yous going to say the line>me name's tom aspinall and jon jones deserves more money
thought I had a king oyster turns out it was a baby bella
>>154156536Nah man. We're so fucked...
>>154156938is this a /ck/ tillpost?
Without Indian cuisine, this is what every British person would be eating every day
Why is the mayor of Tbilisi taking pictures with Slamdaddy and not Clitia Toporked?
>beans and potato>mayor of TbilisiEvery time I hear or see something from outside USA it comes off like some Dr Suess bullshit
Meximericans would NEVER eat beans and potatoes
>(((Ulberg)))the script writers have a painful surprise in store for jerryfags
>>154157043see >>154153661
>>154157099Do you think about putting your cock in men’s anuses a lot?
>>154157162Passive aggressive response. You would no doubt arch into me.
i thought the paulo costa fight was cancelled but apparently it's not?
>>154157182The Jews cut off your foreskin which caused homosexual urges
>>154156917Me Urn is such a sick nickname for a fighter.
astonishing
Wow adin ross even got dana white. Maybe that anon is right the jews are working in overtime
>>154157206>Le jewsNah it's just as much a Muslim thing (Khitan). Foundational, even, as Muhammed was circumcised. Sorry if you didn't know this spammy... Your daddies are all circumcised... Thoughbeit Georgians don't get circumcised, so Ilia and Merab aren't.. Again I'm sorry to break this terrible news...
Burning hot goosebump driven bubbly diarrhea
>>154157362>everyone is spammy You’ve also become schizophrenic from spending 14 hours a day on 4chan. Unfortunate.
who does this to francis ngannou ?
Where is he?
Will the real spam spammy please stand up, please stand up, please stand upNow will the real spam spammy please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here...y'all act like you never seen a dead mommy post before maggoty minge all on the floor like clozzy was binge eating worse than before *chicka chicka*
>>154157416Me
who does this to curtis blaydes?
>>154157544I do
Jiri vs Ulberg
>>154157206Yet another passive aggressive response. Both your replies have been attempts to understand me which is inherently submissive. My initial assessment was accurate.
All signs point towards an Ulberg masterclass
>>154157573
a masterclass in getting heemed maybe!
>>154153573Ulberg seems focused on the greater plan, the championship rounds and how to usher the Ulberg era, jiri is probably thinking about sponsorship money and some new ad campaigns
>>154153573jiri is off the gas it's over
Jiri vs CarlosSamurai vsI'm gonna be real I don't really give a fuck about this fight I wanted to watch the flyweight title fight
Glad you changed your mind, sneed, now you are seeing the bigger picture
I've watched almost all of Ulberg's fights and I can't remember shit about them
i never realized carlos was plumpmaxing which does change things a bit. only the wisest fighters realize how valuable plumpness really is.
>Dana confirmed on aden ross stream that Islam and Ali lied about the white house card and the ilia negotiationsbrazzas... it just keeps getting worse for us...
>Dana confirmed
for example, look at waldo. he is not fat but rather very plump. as such, he appears to be virtually unheemable, and could fight every 2 weeks if he wanted to.
>>154155995It's crazy how fast he is, i believe Pereira will mostly likely lose to him, not because he is inferior in skill but because he still won't be used to all the weight he added, the first time he moved to lhw he lost to Jan but people memoryholled that, i think it takes a year or more for the body to get used to the extra weight, we have seen many fighters try to move up and they don't perform well the first fight, add that to the fact he is gonna be dealing with probably the best fighter in the division. honestly had he directly fought Aspinal, he'd probably win since he is just a shitter with no technique or timing
>>154157765Paragon of honesty that Dana White
UFCWinnipeg next week
>>154157863More like UFC Loserpeg who the fuck are these bums
Remember when Dana accused Ngannou of raping him
https://youtube.com/shorts/jqiaxf3O8zI?si=ksweSBr4lfwFZFxL
>>154156351he is getting the Izzy treatment too early, I want garth to heem his ass so bad, probably not gonna happen but it would be the highest level of kino, it might revive this dead ass sport.>garth finally gets the title after years of trying>bussypuria gets humiliated so hard he changes his shitty attitude and gets a real personality
>>154157881francis fucked him tell him francis fucked him
the ufc has been streaming carlos ulberg fights for 12 hours lol
>>154157966God forbid they actually promote a fighter
>>154157966Based, they know the Ulberg era is coming
autistic shitposting is forbidden below this line _______________________________________
Something about homosexual rape I didn't feel very creative today
>>154157980i wouldn't recommend letting people see his fights if that's the idea...
Freedom 250
Im tryin to get like Danny Duncan fr
Chris Duncan is not yet done, a Scotsman always comes back
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Dana really wants nina to get drunk and smoke cigars with rich billionares.
>>154158218How do yuo fogure b
>>154158218wouldnt mind a nice big brown cigar in my mouth
>>154153902who fucking cares lmao
>>154153302CarlbergJiri versus Anthony Smith is the fight to make. All real fight fans know thks
Dana said Ali snuck off during the white house trip
“Ngannou fucked you, kid, he fucked you real good” – Dana’s stream of consciousness.
Nukes don't exist but if they did, they'd be located in Ulberg's left counter hook
If only that soccer kick landed for Gilbert we would have been saved of the boring shitter ratlip era
We follow them not
What was kill cliff mma called before they changed their name. Ill be impressed if one of you can answer this.
Dominick Reyes has been cut
>>154158434Wasnt it like hard knocks sonething
>>154158495Not even close
>>154158464harsh, yet reasonable
tall bros - you're response?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nhZPxVBSJZI&ra=m>getting thrown around and ragdolled by a manlet
Dominick Reyes has been cut (circumcision)
>>154158434Blackzilians
>>154158603Roy nelson used to flatline lanklets every other fight, he slept Schaub and Cro Cop
>>154158410>the force keeping (you) from getting a gf
josh hokit
>>154158504So what the fuk is it yuo stupid dick you gonna blueball me till I die fuckin asshoel? Respectfully.
its weird nobody has made a sex bet in the ufc, even as a joke
>>154159016what does that even mean b
>>154159016what
>>154155995Masterclass on striking, even the GOAT had to take him down because he knew he'd get destroyed on his feet.
The UFC is back in Miami
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YUAe9GNev3E>DJ gets easily molested by ChadmaevWhenever people tell you height doesn't matter fart on your hand and slap them
>>154159230You can clearly see hes not really tyring you stupid faggot. Obviously the smaller mans faster and would inplement BJJ way too quickly for the bigger man to react. Way to show yuor ass.
pitbull pico is piss ant behavior. something tony khan would pull to get a cheap pop. dana really doesnt give a fuck about the product anymore. as fans all we can do is write paramount and order his removal from mma
>>154159243Cope. Chimaev was handling him like a little kid. He is simply too long and strong for DJ to do anything. In a real fight he would have to resort to running and punching like a little brother
demetrious "little johnson" brother bodied by goatmaev
>>154159261Untruth. You can see DeeJay smiling throughout the whole thing. A smaller man has a.) greater skill and 2.) greater speed. Khamzat is storng sure but hes strengh belies his slowness. Trust me. Im not an "big" but but Ive beaten several men larger than I.
>>154159301>a.) greater skill and 2.) greater speedOnly the 2nd one is true and even then, even if you have greater speed you usually having to cross longer distances and face higher risks (heavier hits). All short men can do is cope and do the little brother, or hope to be much more skilled than his opponent.This is the reason weapons (to hurt humans) were made btw.
>OP-TI-MUS>BELLUM DO-MI-TOOOORhttps://youtu.be/dQ_SAtV8AYA?si=iYzSmXbGRwXzwyHD
Gamblers rooting against Ulberg is a sign, the Ulberg era will start with a cascade of gamblers roping
does /heem/ rate Mexican Martial Arts
WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQnlO6zLi_E
Meng called them “individuals“ because he thought that, much like fundamental particles, they were indivisible from the very core of their being.
>>154159356smart money is on ulbergjiri is getting around 70% of total bets but the line isn't moving that means there's as much money on ulberg despite far fewer bets your average retard $100 bettor is on jiri, smart bettors dropping $1000 per fight is on ulberg
>>154159427Nah fuck that!
Woah you're telling me the flyweight got out grapple by the middleweightThat's unbelievable. Who could think that would ever happen
>>154159301You beat their mengs, I presume.
Hokit's that guy that thinks he can force himself to be friends with everyone, but knows in the back of his mind that they only just tolerate him.Always a bigger guy, always incredibly annoying, very easy to hurt his feelings.
>jiri fought highly technical kickboxer twice>got heemed twice>everyone is picking jiri i swear you fags don't even watch fights
>>154159470as noted previously by me on heem, very much a redditor, very much the type of guy that uses ai
>>154159477we get it you're a gambling addict
>>154159477Ulberg is, easily, the best guy Jiri’s ever fought excepting Alex. But nobody picks him here because his record is fairly unimpressive. He’ll probably tko Jerry around r3, althoughever.
>>154159481r*dditers hate hokit because he said he'll fight >le heckin trannies in his dwcs interview
>>154159508hes a culture warring faggot. spiritually reddit
>>154159197>betting on all finishes in 2026lol BOOKIES ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET FOR HIM
>>154159510Are you actually fucking this manny trannies? Please tell me you are using an condum
>>154159522I am nutting in all of them brazza
Wearing a conundrum.
>>154159405i've watched this guy a couple times. all he does is complain about not getting subscribers from youtube then spends 15 minutes reading every stupid comment.social media mmafags are cancer
>>154159418I had no idea Meng was so conplex
>>154159525
>>154159502Excellent post
>>154159525This too
>>154159525.
>>154159561>>154159550Brah, a redheaded belladonna with a feminine penis and I fist fucked her hard as hellIm throwing all my cum in that bitchI can die now, I hit a peak I didnt know existed
>>154159477Jesus fucking christ you guys convinced yourself a run of the mill LHW is actually good AGAIN
>>154159575>t.
>>154159575Just be safe b. But keep livning your truth.
>>154159049>>154159091its like a "if i win u hav to suck my dick" kinda deal with their oppponent
>>154159575Also are you meeting these guys organicaly or are you paying? It must be expensive b. Respectfully.
>>154159605I literally dont careMy bucket list was>list a tranny assholeAnd I did much much more, I have fucked 3 very attractive passing trannies this weekSome men would pay thousands
Jesus christ you guys convinced yourself the gringo papi could ever beat the K-1 grandprix winner, the pride fc champion let alone flatline the rizin champion in round 3
>>154159626Im not even employed>>154159628Lick*
>>154159636>>154159626Also grindr but also I live in a place with so many trannies I really could just go for a walk and pick one up
>>154159636>>154159644Oh ok sounds like yuo got life figured out god belss b.
>>154159628Levels.
>>154159634I literaly had money on Schaub that fight and I won 10 bucks
talmbout yuri prochazka
i bet my whole week allowance (2$) on carlos ulberg!
So many faggot ass molinas and tallbots in here
>>154159706this general is filled with retarded children around 16-18 who make painfully unfunny jokes for 8 hours a day. you shouldnt be surprised
>>154159747the volume of homo shit has gone up 500% the last few months. /heem/ is unusable
>>154159759ive also been getting quite a bit gayer lately but im doing much better hiding it
>I want to be the deadliest combatant at hand to hand combatChills
>>154159759it's like when you're a kid and that one faggy kid would constantly make "jokes" saying "HAHA IM GAY UR SO GAYYYY HEHEHEH" only it's much worse because it's just brown homosexuals screeching "DADDY" all day. no actual discussion of MMA
>>154159772try killing yourself friend!
>>154159759The youth are heavily indoctrinated in the fag shit so they can be replaced by Indians
Bussy is life
>>154159799>nooo im IRONICALLY fag postingkys you fucking retarded faggot
>>154159791me and you in the octagon i sodomize you for instance
>>154159812fuck off retarded shitposting closet-faggot. so tired of you retards
>>154159820turn on your monitor
I love women pussie
why is this one leaf always so mad
>>154159822>spams a tired memequick post more faggy shit like "ive also been getting quite a bit gayer lately but im doing much better hiding it"that's top quality humour you stupid fucking fag
>>154159826cant figure out how to turn on his monitor
>>154159826i browsed here a decade ago so i just know this gereral wasn't always a bunch of teenage-early adult retards with latent homosexual fantasiesremember when posts weren't entirely shit like this?>>154159772
>>154159808I was being serious
>>154159832i'm not sure why you think regurgitating memes counters you posting gay shit like this>>154159772why dont you just go jerk off to gay porn or whatever the fuck and then come back and discuss MMA?
The advent of the Ulberg is nigh
>>154159837then go fuck a tranny and shut the fuck up about it, jesus christ. i dont come here and post about how i love pussy everytime i bring a girl home
>>154159848NahThe world still has to grow
>>154159841i can see it happening, but it'll be a chin check for jiri, so it's gonna be a fucking spicy fight, also pretty hyped for the paulo costa fight, though i feel he'll lose
>>154159850>nah i need to tell the world that i'm a literal homosexual attracted to men who pretend to have titsok well fuck off this is the fucking sports board, or do you want everyone here to discuss how much you love fucking men who take experimental drugs to pretend to be women?
>>154159857You need to grow, anon
>>154159864or you faggots can stop shitting up every single thread with faggotry and off-topic posts about how a fighter is your "daddy" or whatever
>>154159872You sound uptightPerhaps you need stretched out ;)
The ''You finna shit nigguh'' era was worse than now, that's how you know that guy is a newfag
>>154159877or, again, you can go jerk off to gay porn as you'd like instead of shitting up /heem/ by being a literal faggot. maybe you should accept yourself, though im sure in your mind you still think "i'm just kidding hehehe"
>>154159885Insane how obsessed you are
>>154159891>mindless response who even are you? you're just another one of the faggot types who become "obsessed" with posting about gay sex in every single post, not sure why you think you're special
jerkin' off to heem
>>154159899>another paragraphDidnt read, lmao
>>154159477>>154159502i'll remember you smartasses when ulberg is out cold on the canvas :)
>>154159905that was two sentences, you just can't respond because you're a closeted faggot who cant help but try to spread his faggy gay sex bullshit in every single /heem/ thread
imagine getting this upset over 4chan
>>154159910>he just keeps seethingThis is great
>>154159915>no response againquick go jerk off to some "bussy" you faggot
>>154159917I might
>>154159920what is "cub" short for?
>>154159921maybe you should do it everytime before you post on /heem/, so your posts aren't entirely based around being gay and having gay sex
I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Carlos Ulberg finish Jirbum the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.
>>154159927i kek'd
>>154159925You know ill be here tomorrow right
>>154159923Just a nickname b, his real first name is Kevin
i fucked him with no rubber
>>154159930hopefully you do as i said and jerk off to your gay porn before you start shitting up the thread, since it'll be a good card.
>>154159923Jacub
>>154159938I think youd be surprisedRegarding when and when I am not jerking off
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>154159944>I think youd be surprisedthen dont be surprised when i point out you're a literal homosexual >Regarding when and when I am not jerking offjesus christ your posts aren't funny faggot just give it a fucking break and talk about MMA
Nothing I post will ever be as gay as Tom Aspinall quitting
damn leafy you need to chill out maybe some some weed
>>154159947So angry haha
>>154159951>>154159952or you guys can talk about MMA and not having sex with trannies(men). i mean i'm not trying to be mean, i'm fine with you guys being homosexuals like spammy, it's just obnoxious
new idea: blindfold muay thai
>>154159955This anon is repressed
>>154159958chills b...
>>154159963>repressedwanna tell me how fucking a tranny(man)s asshole isn't gay and you're totally straight? or are you projecting?
new idea: ball gagged wrestling
spammy never had the makings of a r/heemer
>>154159968My dick still has troon ass residue on itYet you are the one most affected
>>154159974>My dick still has troon ass residue on itno it doesn't, you just jerk off to trannies because you're a homosexual>Yet you are the one most affectedi'm not, i just don't like you faggots ruining every single /heem/ thread by coming out with your faggotry because you can't come out in real life
Granpa Granpda dont cum in my assGranpda stop molesting meeee
>>154159979This is the post of an angry(and jealous) man
wtf b
this gay leaf is so fucking mad
>>154159980pic related>>154159981jealous of what? i'm not an ugly faggot that has to resort to men pretending to be women. plus, you can't even fuck a tranny, you just jerk off to them to relieve your homosexual urges
>>154159983i'm just sad that the board i used to come to a decade ago for mma heems is now filled with retarded homosexuals who just spew gay shit for 200 posts, i wouldn't say i'm mad, more disappointed
>>154159986Lmao the leaf is so repressed and jealous>y-y-you don't even actually fuck trannies!!Lmaoooo
this gay leaf is so fucking sad
>>154159991>Lmao the leaf is so repressed and jealousjealous of what? you're talking about having sex with men in a thread about mma>>154159998so are you gay too or something? are you spammy? do you want /heem/ to just be filled with closeted homosexuals posting about how much they love trannies and gay sex?
me vs straight people
>>154160001It was (you) that intitially responded to my tranny postIt was (you) that made it half the thread
zoomers run mma
>>154160004>It was (you) that intitially responded to my tranny postyes>It was (you) that made it half the threadno that was you trying to defend your off topic tranny post without admitting you're a faggot
>>154160006I mostly typed "lmao" actually Lmao
me when i watch mma
>>154159759>>154159789>>154159793/heem/ has always been gay. The greatest heemers like conor, anderson silva, and Jon jones are also gay
>>154160010nice cope, are you afraid to admit you're a homosexual who seeks trannies because of that? if you do, the horror will be over anon
>>154159826the gay thoughts are peaching him up
see knuckchads, mma is literally faggot shit
>>154160012at least before this fag invasion we used to discuss the fights, especially when the best potential card is coming in 2 days. these days it's just homosexuals trying to get attention for themselves
>>154160014Nothin wrong with gay people, you poor repressed loser
When Akimoto fighting again
>>154160016i thought you only typed lmao, my homosexual friend>>154160022then why not admit you're a faggot instead of spamming /heem/ with your faggy thoughts?
>>154160024But anon I have nothing to admit here, I'm bisexual and I don't hide that. You, however, haha
>>154160020ok, but that doesn't make conrad less gay
>>154160030>But anon I have nothing to admit here, I'm bisexual and I don't hide that.so you fuck men, alright, glad you can admit it, but can you stop shitting up /heem/ by spamming about how you're a weird virgin homosexual wanting to fuck trannies?>>154160032kek you might be right anon, but i still don't like talking about gay sex instead of MMA, call me old fashioned idk
>>154160036you've been talking about gay sex all thread
>>154160036"No"
>>154160036Dis dood gay
>>154160038you've been passively trying to suck off the other homosexual in this thread, i assume you're either spammy or you really like trannies(men) >>154160040okay then keep being a closeted faggot posting about gay sex, i guess
much like this repressed gay leaf, if jon jones were to just come out of the closet his life would become much easier
uh repressed homosexual that used to lurk here a decade ago bros...I think heem has always been gay...
>>154160046I will
>>154160047>ha ur repressed!>but if you say trannies are gay ill follow you for an entire thread seething and cryinghmm kek>>154160048>holy shit i found an archive link from 2016 though!!!weren't you like 10 years old during that thread tho?
>>154160048BODIED THAT FREAK
>>154160023
Talmbout another spammy blawgbuster
>>154160055quick go rub one out to a "girl" with a penis to celebrate! now THIS is MMA
>>154160054Nobody is arguing that fucking a tranny is straight
>>154160059>telling other men to masturbatebit gay innit
>>154160060as long as you faggots admit you're faggots, i don't care, but it's irrelevant to MMA so you should probably go take your faggotry to /gif/>>154160064it's necessary when you're so pent up you have to post gay shit in a thread about mma no?
>>154160059Sex parts ranked>ass>tits>dick>pussyPussy festers and smells, you're a coward for subjecting yourself to it for social standards
>>154160068>Pussy festers and smellsif you weren't ugly you'd be able to attract a woman who bathes regularly>you're a coward for subjecting yourself to it no, you're just a homosexual coping about it
>>154160074It could have been one post anonThis was all you
he's so fucking mad lmao look how fast he replies
>>154160081i like mocking you faggotposters though>>154160084newfag can't into auto-refresh KEK
>>154160087I dont mind the (you)sSounds like you specifically make heem what you complain about, lmfao
>>154160087>i like mocking you faggotposters thoughi thought you just wanted to discuss mma?now we're getting to the root of it
https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg
>>154160091>Sounds like you specifically make heem what you complain about, lmfaoseems like you haven't browsed /heem/ for long then>I dont mind the (you)sof course not, you're a newfaggot>>154160092>now we're getting to the root of iti like to root out the disgusting faggots and kikes from these threads and mock them. in your case, you're a closeted faggot afraid to say you're a fag but have a compulsion to defend faggotry.
Jiri is easily one of the most impressive fighters in modern martial arts history.His mentality and the way he's visibly analyzing himself and thinking as he fights, it's just cool. It's what people say Goku is.
>>154160100This dude for sure smokes cocks
>>154160107damn if only you could find some instead of posting about how you love "bussy"..
bro has some kind of gay humiliation fetish
>>154160114Hnnnnng
>>154159998Nobody is sadder than you bud. Trust me. You are a jester here, parading your mental illness and social pariah status. We honestly feel bad for you and your quality of life. Not even fucking with you. Turn your loife around.
>>154160105naw, jiri isnt none of that. he's just some crazy guy that wants to die in battle which makes him based.
>>154160083tanked that shit bro
>>154160143>spammy was conor the whole time
>>154159840>why dont you just go jerk off to gay pornyoure not gonna believe what ive been up to for the last hour and change. guarantee if we spar i fuck you up and make you smell my hand
HymenEncumbered Effeminate Men
wash your hands b
Goodnight QUEERS
>>154160173you really should be covering all your mirrors before the sun goes down
>>154160145dustin poirier is sneed
>>154160178
The best argument I have for improved fighter pay? It takes the average person 7 years to get a doctorate, 10 for a black belt
losers dont get paid, simple asnow kys you broke ass reddit bitch
>Gonna saw off spammy's head, then I'm gonna stick it on sneeds body, then I'm gonna take clozapig and stitch him to the anus of Spamxneeddy to create a /heem/ centipede!What did Josh The Incredible Hok Hokit mean by this?
hokits a fucking joke. tom hardy would kick his ass
>>154160082chilling and trve sadly
conor most certainly is not the kobe bryan of the ufc
Honestly? Josh Hockey
Josh Glarkit
bop it >tssstwist it>nyaahpull it>oooo
>>154160323talmbout dana's nips?
invest in hokiteven if he loses he can just drop down to 205, so your investment is secure
bitch
>>154160347I don't boy midgets
hokit will terrorize the press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ury-oyae4It's up guys. This is a big one.
Dana cleared things up on Adin Ross' stream. slampiggy was apparently sleeping when negotiations were happening.
Test
Oh wtfAnyways.. thoughts on hokit? Reddit finds him le cringed
>>154160459Biggest fight of his life was about to be made and he was sleeping? What is he some kinda sleeping john?
>>154160491>>154160459talmbout heem sleepy?
>he's injured>Ilia asked for too much money>he was sleepingthe story keeps changing for some reason
>>154160482I am a fag-hating, racist-humor enjoying lolbert and I find him cringe tooAn even shittier version of Colby Covington. He was mildly entertaining before the full on political larp started.
The Fighting Kurds
>>154160082When I try to do this for Tom I just see him getting wheeled out on the cuck dolly
Royce Gracie would have the floor mopped with him by just about any modern UFC fighter, from any weight class.
>>154160589Royce would be poisoning IVs if he was fighting nowadays. I met him a couple of years ago and he's cooked!
Mike Malott would beat Goyce Gaycie to death
>>154160589Gracie are karate tier frauds
The White House card will be a turning point for me where I won't be watching the sport I love so much anymore. I just can't support this in anyway.
What if at the WH card, they cut to the 80k people on the other lawn watching and all the chuds are booing trump's entrance? Not good!
>>154160082>Jones >Star gane proved he was the bigger drawl by cucking him out of the white house
So Rogan just declared himself politically homeless. Is he boycotting the Whitehouse event?
julio gracie or whatever the fuck didnt even invent bjj people have been wrestling for 1000s of years he just decided to tweak the ruleset until being on your back meant you were winning because he was a fag
Tomala should be stripped. that fuck will sit on his ass whole year and waste the winners time. I bet he won't even come back if gane wins.
>>154157779
ITS UPP!!https://youtu.be/e0hGM2Ng-d0?si=yw82BHA4bxd-hSEd
>>154160482For me? His pure retardation activated a real reddit instinct in me where I was thinking "Can't wait for him to get le humbled!". Which has never happened to me. Then as he's talmbout human centipedes I don't really know who he's trying to appeal to, or what demographic he's trying to make seethe either. But then I imagine what it would be like if he was the HW champ and still acting like this, making an mockery of the le sport to the highest degree. So now I'm thinkin that's my boy.
Josh hokit? Yeah he's cool
Josh Hockit said WHAT
The heavyweight division sucks ass, I dont like Hokit but being an unlikable and retarded fuck at least makes him a heel you love to hate, kinda like a neo Josh Koscheck. Most HWs are fat piggies with zero personality that "fight" by rubbing their disgusting fat bodies on each other throwing no punches at all looking exhausted from the first ring of the bell. Hokit is an improvement.
>>154160589He's limit testing his promo skills in the sandbox of relative obscurity. When he is champ his final form mic skills will rival gooby himself.
not only is Hokit a former NFLer he's also a former Bellatorer so I'm thinkin' he's most likely doodoo ass
Hokit means victorny
Is hokit a American name? Or what ethnicity is doo
Hokituah
Nobody will ever come close to gooby sadly. His cocaine, suppressed homosexuality and laws of attraction mentality were unmatched
Jiri has holes in his brain
>>154153506It's kinda based how Hockit is always able to stay in character.
>Suckling on a young Jewish boy's cock. Yeah that's the samurai way let's go for thatI hope SSberg kills this mentally ill pedophile freak
Whatever happens WE will be LHW champ within a year
>>154160921I fear that Cumfart will still be farting out Strikdaddy's loads by then
>>154160949The only person farting out strickdaddy’s loads is his son
Ultimate Faggot Championship
Follow the shoon
Luke Thomas has a brilliant solution for the Strait of Hormuz
>>154161059I don't like where this is going
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