Coach Vrabel edition
It's my birthday today, bros. :)
>>154153482Happy Birthday!
>>154153482Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154153482Happy birthday cunt
>>154153482WOW! The big 40, and spending it on 4chan
>>154153482it's your B-DAY!
>>154153598literally me
>>154153482>Anon, Come on down here, I made you birthday breakfast!!!!
You ever notice how Dianna Russini is never able to get exclusives/breaking news from the Bears? I wonder if it’s because they just don’t like talking to her or if it’s something else…
>>154153692If only that was hot diarrhea instead
>>154153757Fellow Mahomosissies.... I cant take these kinds of posts anymore. They are getting to me badly.
>>154153462good for him
>>154153757>NOW HERE'S A GUY WHO LIKES HOLDING HANDS
>>154153797just doing her job
>>154153711That’s my coach :^)
I'm a Fernandohead now
Thank you all for your birthday wishes :)>154153692... except for you. That's gross. :(
insideHER information
I've finally decided on my Carson Beck pro comp...He's the next Tony Romo
>>154153876hol up hol up hol upTHE Tony Romo?
>steelers>4.
>>154153892'fraid so
>>154153876no, he's Kye Boller
>>154153482Happy birthday faggot, I will give you the secks now please presenting the bussy for me
Kaleb McGary just retired per Schefter Was a decent RT for the Falcons but I remember he was a medical risk pre draft because he has arrhythmia. I'm guessing it's gotten worse poor fucker
>>154154060The Chiefs should draft Francis Mauigoa and trade Jaylon Moore to the Falcons for a fourth-round pick.
>>154153462>>154153482>>154153493>>154153494Thats what she said... hue... hue... hue...
>>154153692Thanks mommy... I love side boobie any day...
Elway middle of his career.
>Becomes a hall of fame player in your path
>>154153692I got banned for posting this once
>giving a shit what 2 consenting adults do to each otherleave them alone already
>>154154315GIRL DAD
>>154154431>hits pipe
>>154154369>two consenting adultsyou're forgetting to ask someone if they consent to adultery anon...
>>154154316Thats what you get for copying me.
>2 more weeks until drat dayVery nice.
>>154154605aw drat :^(
Happy birthday nflanon
>>154153692Mmmmm ass eggs
>>154154738all eggs are ass eggs if you think about it
Disgusting chud!
>>154154841>16yr old Fernando is smarter and wiser than 40yr old Lebron
>>154154841I am so glad my qb is Nando and not that nigger Geno Smith
The Failcons signed Jawaan Taylor
>>154155182>Jawaan TaylorCalled for 0 holding penalties next yearwatch :)
>>154155182>still haven't cut Pearce
>>154154841Thats my QB
Fully expecting my razorcakes to get tossed out in the divisional round again.
>>154155237Why would they cut him? His contract was fully guaranteed, he's a good player and there's a chance he only gets a year in prison
It’s always the mids with the highest body counts
>>154155285Apparently her Jewish husband is a big Eagles fan. Why are Eagles fans such cuckolds?
>>154155285She got big titties and some dudes like that look and personality. If she hit on me at a bar I wouldn’t turn her down.
I renounce my Houston Texans fandom after the resigning of CJ Stroudt
>>154155297I would Sudoku myself
>>154155396oh no hahaha
>Hate the Queefs>Hate the Donkeys>Hate the FaidersLove me Chargies, simple as...
>>154155396She spent her “journalism” career fucking alphas none of whom would tie the knot because they knew what she was. So she settled for a beta and immediately started loathing him and went back to fucking alphas. Many such cases!
>>154155396Pornstar Jimmy strikes again!
In 2015, Jessica McCloughan, wife of then-Washington Redskins GM Scot McCloughan, falsely accused ESPN reporter Dianna Russini of having an affair with her husband. Jessica McCloughan later apologized for the "vulgar" and "inappropriate" tweets that alleged a "side chick" relationship. The Accusation: Jessica McCloughan alleged that reporter Dianna Russini was trading sexual favors for information and was in a relationship with Scot McCloughan.The Context: The accusations arose after Russini reported that Kirk Cousins was replacing Robert Griffin III as the starting quarterback.The Retraction: Jessica McCloughan publicly apologized for the unfounded comments after the claims caused a stir.
>>154155396I'd take her home and play with her, she looks like fun. You'd have to be a fucking retard to marry a bitch like this though.
>>154155396"When people show you who they are, believe them the first time"
>>154155552>falsely2015 was peak woke, she was pressured to recant.
Her husband is better looking. Sad.
>>154155347It's his 5th year option that they have to declare before his 4th. The only option would be to trade or cut and we know that isn't going to happen. Think of it from a front office situation. Stroud is the cheapest best option for the team and gives them the best chance to win next year. If they did nothing, stroud could have a monster season and then Texans would have no leverage on that value. Also cmon man, this franchise has done so many bad things and had such mediocrity, that this hill is a stupid one to die on if you have been a long time fan.
>>154155320It's a clear case of closet throat goat. Vrabes had to do it for the love of the game
Give this man 3 days. He's going to find every single detail of their sordid affair
#chargieslife
>>154155860>tfw, no coach wants to ruin his life for your gook ass
>>154155897he wonthis show is owned by lebatard and russini is a friend of the showlebatard did not mention anything about it on his show and this is exactly the shit he loves
>>154155897he's a retard, not a real journalist
>>154155937We'll see. He works for The Athletic same as Russini but if there's indisputable evidence he finds i think they'll hang her out to dry. Those photos were 100% taken by a private investigator
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2041912296239214600/vid/avc1/714x1280/-kLcwRl-h9HouLU1.mp4>cheating on your jew husband with italian STUDSbased diana >>154155860you just know she takin anglo dick behind that jewish husband back
>>154155802ok ok I'll watch them this season
the humiliation ritual to end all humiliation rituals...
>>154155988Torre thinks of himself as a real journalist, he’s not going to go do a deep dive (heh) on who is fucking who.
IM OUTRAGED THAT AN NFL SCOOP REPORTER WOULD LEVERAGE RELATIONSHIPS FOR INFORMATIONSCHEFTER AND RAPAPORT WOULD NEVER
>>154156085I grew up there most my life. That's why I am a fan. I can't think of any other reason to be a Texans fan. If you are on the fence. I wouldn't want that disappointment on anybody. But that's just my perspective. Statistically they are above average considering they have made so many post seasons since their the franchise started. They are still the newest franchise.
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>154156221I was rooting for the Texans this year I like a team that plays D. If their QB was average they make the owl and have a shot to beat the Seahawks.
Russini, 43, cracked several jokes about her marriage to Shake Shack executive Kevin Goldschmidt "falling apart" during a February appearance on Stugotz and Company while she was in San Francisco covering the 2026 Super Bowl, which resurfaced on social media on Wednesday, April 8."We're getting divorced at the end of the year," Russini joked, adding, "we're going through it," while talking about her busy schedule, which prompted one of the hosts to quip, "Sorry, Kev.""He doesn't even know who I am right now...we've never been more disconnected in our lives," Russini continued. "Our text messages look like two robots," she added, before joking she had "a lot of work to do" on her marriage when she got home from the Super Bowl.
>>154156221Actually I was wrong they are below average in playoff appearances at 9 appearances I think
>>154156282She hates that man
the Reddit whiplash from praising Mendoza as a Latino success story to describing him as a racist white man has been hilarious
>>154156336it was my new years resolution not to go on reddit anymore and I've stuck to it
I predict that the Raiders manage to make the playoffs but get booty blasted in the first round. You heard it here first.
>>154156372NFL is designed for turnarounds like this, it’s not crazy
>>154156372I predict that the Raiders will win less than 6 games because that's what they usually do
mina bouncing on Herbie's HWD, not for information, but for fun and babies
>>154156372Maybe next year. They still need ol and wr help
>>154156478Herbert is a cuck
>>154156531herbie does the cucking
>>154156478Based
>>154156478Would pay to watch this
>>154156566No, he's a cuck.the chorgers are cucks in another team's stadium (again)spanos is a cuckthe chorgers are the cucks of the AFCW.This is not debatable, the end.
my raidfeces
>>154153462I lost respect for this actual faggot. Bro trying to be like epic fedora tipping redditor and fellate the gays but then turns around and leaks team info to a journo floozy. Bro has no self respect, hope CTE makes him kill himself
The more time goes by the more I feel like the Mina autist might seriously be Mina. I mean what are the chances someone else is this obsessed with a moon face hag? The simplest explanation is generally the correct one
>>154156697Based
>>154156697mad he wasnt committing war crimes for israel instead?
>>154156704Its a retard virgin with yellow fever, chill
>>154156566>seahawks camo piece of clothing on the corner right by the bookshelf Herbert got cucked by Darnold or possibly Geno Smith
>>154156704I regret bringing Mina to the thread's attention 13 years ago.
>>154156755yes it was all you mentioning her 13 years ago
Whitlock has spoken. "Fake cans and a sun tan" is the new peanut butter skin
>>154156704>>154156736dont have yellow fever generally i just like mina specificallylike another mina bro in here often says there is something very attractive about a confident professional intelligent woman
>>154156789He's right but he'll get shit on for it
>>154156669>anon actually backed offChorgers confirmed cucks.
>>154156735He probably would if it means he gets a crumb of 40 year old dry ass pussy
>Dianna Russini gets in hot water>Not a single piece of news related to AJ Brown or Jalen Hurts hits the wavesReally makes you think
This thread has gone delusional with its AI worship, and photoshopped waifu idoltryI shant be back until the draft. maybe, i might just leave. Chiefs posters at least posted real things!
>>154156948Like mahomes getting cucked by a dog?
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about _____
Lmao
>>154156961Dianna Russini
what a boring offseason does to mfers
>>154156901we all know hes a shit qb and brown is unhappy what else is there to add
>>154156974The draft is in two more weeks
>>154156990Buddy Diana was dropping AJ Brown stories weekly for over a year. She suddenly stops the moment it comes out she's been getting dicked down by Vrabel since the Tennessee days?
>>154156974It's also nice to focus on some stupid gossip instead of seeing my timeline filled with Israel bombing people >>154156992Plus one more hour until Carson Beck QB Class with Gruden drops
>>154157008crazy that someone involved in a gossip scandal didnt drop any stories today, the philadelphia IQ is truly impressive
>>154156961Ryback
>>154156669>>154156832thats from her old life as a hawks fan, before she discovered the BHCnow herb likes to fuck her on top of it
>>154157019>World finds out you take dicks for scoops>Suddenly you stop getting scoopslmao
>>154153757fucking kek
>>154156789Whitlock worked in the industry for years, he’s seen how these whores operate. Probably dicked down a few of them too.
>>154157027>chiefs colorsOh no no no
>>154157029let's just ignore that the recent article that got you fags riled up wasn't even from her anyway, no it's all russini, jalen hurts is a great qb and everyone on the team loves him
>>154156974Gotta do something until the draft.
>>154157054lmao you are so mad
Who's showing up to the draft brehs?? Free blowies at the Primantis dahntahn after.
>>154156974I’ll take this over the Mahomes pajeet in every thread
>>154153926>Bills have more wins than any team but one this decade>zero super bowl appearancesSean McDermott is the white Tony Dungy
>>154157065nah my team has an actually good qb and star wr that get along
>>154157078bit redundant
>>154157025>Rybitch's complimentary traits
POGGIES! More Mina on Jeopardy!
>>154156133
>>154153482Happy Birfday Fren!!! Have a great day!!!!
>>154156777Her face is so wide here
draft soon
>>154157272nfl or iran?
>>154157287
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/nlXTUgyEnSM?si=y6d29XTnZkU9OmWV
>>154155953I don’t know the difference
I wish I had a pussy between my thighs.
>>154157463You want a blowjob from Mahomes?
This shit spreads like wildfire combined with memeflu
>>154157635MenGOAT
>>154157463
>>154157635He is A FUCKING CHUD
>>154157635this is extremely problematic and this QB should not be allowed to participate in Mahomes division
Feelin' a little...a little itchy nose today fellas...might be coming down with something...
hapa supremacy
>>154157792hugging hapa girls
>>154157770Mahomes and Nix are also chuds. Herbert is a liberal https://paralosninos.org/2023/11/28/justin-herbert-chooses-pln/
>>154157801holding hapa girls down while big herb penetrates them
>>154157792BRAIN BLASTI just realized the Mina's newest outfit is recalls Alysa's iconic skating fitcheck out the button, color, patternI bet mina is a big fan
I used to do the whole Mina waifu thing but that other guy took it to another level.
you mina and alysa would ever collab for a vid
>[Schefter] Falcons and former Chiefs free-agent offensive tackle Jawaan Taylor reached agreement today on a one-year deal with a base value of $5 million and an additional $1 million in incentives, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.Kekkkk enjoy!
>>154157918why do teams always think they can fix shitters?
>>154157843football?
what in the fuck is his problem
>>154157943Is he wrong?
>>154157943He’s right
>>154157943He's wrong
>>154157943What the process of this tweet looked like:>Rashee: Sheeit mane finna hella crackas talkin wile on my name! I’m finna blast off right quick, on god! Squad up! BLIZZURP!>*typing* YALL HONKEYS BETTA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FO I BUSS DOWN IN YA WIFES BOOTY #squadgang #checkyoselfbeforeyowreckyoself >*thinking* Hmmmm I am an intelligent Black Man with a responsibility to my team and image, I should run this tweet by my white man agent before I post it. I am not like other hood niggas who blast off without a mind for potential consequences. Moreover, my position in the NFL grows more precarious with each passing day. Caution is wisdom. Let me call up my white man.>*rang rang* AYO EDWARD YOU KNOW WHO IT IS, IT’S ME RASHEE, YOU KNOW, RASHEE RICE. I BE FINNA TRYNA GONNA BOUTTA PROLLY POST A TWEET RIGHT QUICK FOR I CAN BLAST BACK IF YOU FEEL ME IMMA SEND YOU HOL UP IMMA SEND YOU THA TWEET RIGHT QUICK OK… SENT>Edward: I can see the vision Rashee, but this might come off a little more combative than you were intending. White people love apples. I would recommend mentioning them, and also, end your message with a reminder that it’s all love. That will really help to take the sting out of it. Here: I’m sending you my revision.>SHEEEEIT I GUESS IT DO BE AN IMPROVEMENT
>>154158088Is the offseason over yet
Mendozi's new Tesla spotted in the wild
Is this real?
>>154158267if so he is just like me
mvp incoming
>>154158267Are we supposed to know who this partial face captured in a screenshot captured by a phone taking a photo of the other screen is you fucking retard? God damn the average IQ here has to be 1
>>154158417Judging by the acne scars it is Bo
Bo wouldn't have beaten the Seahawks
>>154158446True. The Broncos were as fraudulent as the Patriots.
>>154158446true
MinaVP
>>154158437Looks too blonde to me
>>154158446The only quarterback who could have done it tore his ACL, sadly
disappointing that russini goes for white boys when there are plenty of black men in the league
>>154158549Many such disappointments in this life. It’s like women are blind
>>154158529we found your tesli>>154158235
>Jenny in the genny
>>154158668Still can’t code?
>>154158668lol
>give me lots of money to ride the bench has he no shame?
>>154158806he expects to beat the shit out of his bible camp disciple like its the old testament or some other bible study shit that an older churchoid like Cousins can exert superior dominance over
>>154158806Kirk Cousins primary focus is converting heretic queers on the Raiders roster. He doesn't care if he actually plays a single regular season snap. There's gonna be no homo shit like what happened with Christian Wilkins on his watch
>>154158529Their fingers interlocked, which means they fucked.
fin bros, just another 26 more years to go
>signing literally the worst o-line man in the league what the FUCK is he doing?
There's literally no way my Chiefs lose this season. They had arguably the best defense last season because they were able to hold teams to similar points as the Ravens but they managed to do it without the takeaways/turnovers. With the signing of Hollywood they're going to have the explosive offense we saw in previous years. Rice will make a huge jump like all WRs do in their 2nd season so Kelce won't be double teamed. So Rice, Travis, and Hollywood will all have a 1k yard season.-Chiefs averaged 29 points during the Mahomes era (if we exclude 2023 season where they had no weapons).-Chiefs held teams to 17 points in 2023.So if we get the defense of 2023 but the offense of prior season there's a 15 point differential.>>139618506That was a fluke win.-Jones is the their best defensive player and he sat out the game due to contract dispute.-Travis was their best reciever and he sat out due to injury.-Lions caught them off guard with a punt return sneak at their 40 yard line.-Chiefs WRs had multiple drops.Yet despite all of that they only lost by 1 point.
>>154158947If a wizard brought you a similar list, and it was guaranteed accurate, and he said he would give it to you, but the only rule was you couldn’t bet on it, would you agree to look at the list?
>>154159030yes, because I'd have my mom bet in my place and get rich
>>154158947>>154158529>>154159015Can we stop the myth that Mahomes joined a team with a lot of weapons. He had 3 great seasons with Tyreek and Kelce and now he's had 5 seasons of the worst WR corps. Even Brady had it better than this, at least Belichick managed to always have a great defense around him, whereas Reid can't consistently give Mahomes a great offense. Let's ignore Kelce:>2022JuJu and MVS were the starters. JuJu was so bad he got benched by the Patriots and MVS was only productive in the post-season.>2023Toney and Skyy were the starters and the team had a historically bad drop rate. Rice was a rookie and didn't become a WR1 until later in the season.>2024They lost their WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2. Worthy was a rookie and didn't become great until later in the season.>2025They lost their WR1 and WR2, the RB room is bottom of the league, and the TE room is too reliant on a 36 year old. Thorton has been their WR, the same guy who couldn't make it on the Patriots practice squad
anyway 7 > 3
1 > 7* > 3*
>>154159042Mahomes has only been to 5 owls and has won 3 of them. At the pace he's going in the next 10 years he'll have 9 owl wins.
>>154153777Most honest Mahomesfag
>>154159062at the pace he's going he'll never reach the playoffs again
>>154157635He's gonna get drafted by Brady so this isn't a problem
>>154159061You still jobless?
>>154158549Ok, Sar. Go Chiefs.
at the pace hes going hes already retired with 9 ringsoh... his name hasnt even been mentioned in the thread yet...
>>154159061England > Australia > NZ
i don't want him to retire
It's April 8th 2026 and Drake Maye has thrown another interception.
>>154159036Damn. Wizard outsmarted by anon’s mom again.
I can already see the look of panic on the nfl when Mahomes makes another deep playoff run and wins his 4th (youngest qb to ever win 4). The bills and ravens are neutered without their head coaches keeping the teams together. Brady wouldn't have won a single owl without belichick.
>>154159077Yeah JFFM is eternally a NEET
I think we can all agree after watching Carson Beck on QB Class with Gruden that he has what it takes to win 10 Superbowls consecutively
>>154159104>wife
>>154159124His eyes and smile are deceitful. I do not trust this man.
>>154159124>can't even draw lines and circles wellbust status: CONFIRMED
>>154159161You think they went out partying?
>>154158954or my clowns. maybe they relocated them again and salted the earth so a new cursed fracnhise wouldn't spring up again
>>154159153I was literally thinking there's something about this nigga's eyes before I saw your post.
>>154159037>cope>cope>seethe>whine
>>154159161That's pretty clean board work compared to the others I've seen tbqh. Beck's kind of a dry guy didn't really have any good quotes or anecdotes but his board work+field work changing calls on the fly were impressive
>>154159104The Vikings fucked up. I can understand having full confidence in old man Rodgers but if your alternative is Kyler "get him a high chair" Murray then the old man is the preferable option
>>154159124Walleyes?
>>154159213he looks the killer from Fritz Lang's 'M'
Who wants to share a hotel room?
>>154153482Hey! Happy birthday!
>>154159378Just don't bother me when I'm on my minecraft server. SP is fine because I can pause but I'm not about to get griefed because of your stupid annoying ass. Full survival I got all this gear with all these enchantments myself the hard way. Maybe if you suck my dick a little bit I'll let you know who the Browns are starting at qb week 1.
>>154153692Unironically would immediately kick both of them out of my house if I saw them doing this shit in my kitchen
>>154153828Damn. You can just tell that little girl has already accepted the fact that her dad is autistic as fuck.
Carson Beck needs to immediately be a bust or the Kiwi will only become more insane.
>>154158606Nice
>>154157792My wife Alysa is so cute!
>>154153482Happy birthday
>>154159480That's a man.
The Seattle Seahawks
>>154159205No point in caring about them if Haslam and Berry were given the Pats roster at any point during their 20 year run it would have been 4-12/13 trash by 2 seasons. Nothing will change with that truck stop faggot as owner
>>154158529so this is how he caught the flu
>>154158947>london wins a chip before usyeah sounds about right
I'm starting to think the "that's a man" poster is and has been the same poster and that it's the only post he (or even she) is capable of making.
>>154159378Let's do it. I know just the place
>>154159999Daniels is the best QB of the 4 but will have the shortest career, partly because of his twig build but also AP's inability to draft or sign players that aren't washed up former 49ers and/or 30 years old
what did dianna mean by this?
>>154160748she 100% got put on the spit
>>154160763a threesome is nothing shocking or embarrassing
>>154160818nasty ass hoe
>>154160748Heh
>>154160748if it was before they were together then it's a big nothingburger. if it's after, then he better leave her ass immediately
>jameis is giving pedicab rides in new orleanswhat a strange dude
i wonder how she got this information
>>154161924social media was a mistake
>>154161924Bestfriend resort trips with Goodell
Ooga booga me cte retard AWOOGA 40 year old loose pussy me leak team details during pillar talk meeeeeee CTE wow IE zowie benchod Titan aj brown Brahmin caste!!! Ty hot bhabhiat
>>154160769He probably molested him bro obviously wants to fuck anything that moves, feel bad for his son
As a Bills and Sabres fan, it's interesting to know that my hockey team will probably have more success than my football team in the coming years, especially considering the Sabres just broke a 15 year long playoff drought, and the Bills are slowly but surely heading back into the direction of the basement.
>>154160748This woman is a FREAK. We have to go back to treating whores like whores, and stop pretending like they are marriage material and businesswomen.
>>154162276Believe in Joshie to get it done
>>154162276>my hockey team will probably have more success than my football teamSooo they'll have a heartbreaking loss in the finals instead of the semi finals?
>>154162283no way. i support all whores
>>154162312
>>154154431Shooting blanks. Plus that awful wife of his
>>154162338I’m just saying there is a place for sluts and it’s not being wifey or in the boardroom.
>>154162344>videos taken moments before a Bo induced melty
>>154159271
>>154162413This, motel rooms not boardrooms.
>>154162440I have to say, the AFC side of the playoffs was pretty perfect>no Chiefs>Stoolers get raped>Stroud plays himself out of a starting job>playoff Shitbert >the entire Bills roster sobbing on camera>Nix ruled out for the season 15 minutes after the game ends>Pats struggle to beat Jarrett Stidham>Fake "The Schedule" Gaye getting raped in the Owl after months of Pastfags shitting up the threadHonestly, one of the best years ever
*chokes*Problem, liberals?
>>154162541Heckin wholesome
>>154162581Who can blame him
this is how beck got on gruden's qb school
>>154162620Love the moxy. Real QB1 stuff
The DOJ is opening a probe into the NFL
>>154162541Every single game of the AFC playoffs was great except the AFCCG which was a wet stinky blizzard fart >>154162620Women who do this are fucking cringe same as the ones who screenshot conversations. I used to have a 3rd party app to private screenshot Snapchat pics but only nudes and not to show other people
>>154162581I'd leak my scoop all over those too, I'll say that about it
>>154162643If it helps the NFLPA, it would be good
>>154162566He seems like he would hate this joke.
>>154162687Only because he can't actually grow a stache
>>154162647Is that where you post your ass you jobless dolt?
>>154162647When are we getting another ass pic?
>>154162727>jobless What are you talking about spastic? I literally said I have two jobs the other day plus i study>>154162755kek first Ravens game of the season ill drop one just to make the moddies seethe
>>154162771You're on here 16 hours a day kiwicel. Very unbelievable
kiwicel is a single man in his 30s hanging around teens saying "moddies" and "seethe"
>>154162789absolutely not even close. I even pointed out to some faggot the other day I went 18 hours without positing in the last thread. There's plenty of jobs in the world that give you free time to lurk+phonepost. You're basically telling on yourself that you think jobs don't have downtime
IT'S REALhttps://www.wsj.com/sports/football/nfl-investigation-justice-department-8835a936
>>154153482Its mine today.
>>154162912
>>154162961Happy birthday anon. Make sure to get it on today
>>154162912Probably completely unrelated that the owner of the Wall Street Journal(only people reporting this) is friends with Robert Kraft and this scandal will probably take the eyes off the Patriots for the time being.
>>154154369>we were just holding hands because uh interviews>it wouldn’t be news if she was le man bc we all hold hands by the hot tub Don’t lie about things. It makes it worse.
>>154155396>haha my husband is ugly ugh I’d love to cheat lol>it was just a joke jeezWomen are bad people
>>154156244>yfw gruden has nothing in his pocket
>>154162541Bo breaking his ankle on a stupid little run he shouldn’t have even been doing is peak Sean Payton karma
>>154163297He does look like he’s got a bit of the ol spider banana right 2 set looky going on in this picture.
BEHIND YOU MINA!
>>154162961Hbd
ken you bastard!
>>154163270I think it's time to repeal the 19th amendment
>>154163494Fellow Seattleites
>>154163588That she was able to just enjoy getting plowed by strange men. She didn’t have to exchange information for it to happen.
what did vrabel mean by this?
>>154163588She meant that she is a whore who fucks tons of these guys. It’s not really that hard to figure out man.
One (1) garbanzo bean with hot sauce fell off my fork and stained a large portion of my work shirt. That doesn’t seem very fair when I’m trying to eat healthy
>>154163588She’s for the streets
>>154163712his wife is frigid and he's looking for some side pussy
>>154163712His wife must be a cuckqueen if she doesn't file for divorce soon.
>>154163794>marry NFL coach>life rich lifestyle and don't need to work>get all the benefits of being a WAG >don't even need to fuck his fat ass because he gets side pussy >meanwhile you get your hot yoga instructor and pool boy service youI'd be down for that
finally the normies have kelce fatigue
>>154163840>file for divorce due to infidelity>take half the money, the house and the pool boy anyway
>>154163848Took them long enough. Both of those guys fucking suck (not as ball players)
>>154163848>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET >GOLF IS SERIOUS BUSINESS >NO FUN ALLOWED fucking boomers
>>154163852I think that women in this situation normally don’t go down that road because they do lose status. But if they lose status because say their rich husband got caught publicly all over his side piece and made a fool out of himself and you… then all bets are off.
>>154163870>lose status>get attention and victim points publiclyU wot
>>154163879you don't get to go to all the cool parties and preferential treatment at the hot spots if you're the ex unless you're already famous by your own right or you're obscenely rich ($100,000,000+)
>>154163892Why do you know so much about getting plowed by wealthy sports men
>>154163898worked at a high end hotel/bar/restaurant in LA during college
>>154163910My condolences to your anus and white blood cell count
HE'S TOO FAST
This is looking like a strong possibility.
>>154163939no way tyreek is moving from miami to gary indiana
>>154163939Would be great for the rest of the nfcn. Have the retard inject his poison into their locker room and get them all hating each other.
reminder: drake is ELITE
>>154163840>marry NFL coachshe married an NFL player bozo
>>154163962Yeah, but he lost to the best team in the league last year, so that means he’s now a bum.
>>154163952Imagine if they sign him and Diggs.
>>154163987Diggs? More like Washeggs
It's a shame when marriages go young like that
>>154164113heh
>>154163939grim
>>154163949Why? Did the judge give him travel restrictions?
>>154163763Always eat topless for this reason. Dead ass thread hope the normies are enjoying nba and nhl and MLB. Hope you autists reading this are too. But goddamn if you're reading this then you are a ball knower and are just addicted to comradery around roided up monsters in tight pants smashing into each other at 20 mph. God bless you fags and retards except the shitposters we all know who you are
>>154163971>third easiest schedule this century>playoff wins were Bustin KWABbert, CJ Stroud, and a literal backup QBMaye was mid all year and eye-testers knew this. He was the statkiddy's MVP
Looks like Hallee got those pregnancy knockers
>>154158932Based kirko
>>154160769Damn why did he let his son get molested?
he's coming
>>154164640Maye was pretty damn elite in the regular season even if their schedule wasn't the best. He was ass in the postseason though. He got bailed out several times because the other team's QB was even worse.
>>154164937I can't believe the Chargers choked like that on offense against the Patriots. I've officially sold all of my Herbert stock.
>>154164663it's not his, is it?
>>154163866>hueerrrrr we shuld boo them at every event and throw beer on the course while they are playing hurrrrr!!!! Bro! get me another fuckin' mich ultra bro! yo bro! let's do some fuckin' shots bro! Fuck them! I'll talk and yell when I want fuckin' bro. i don't care if they are fuckin' puttin' fuckin' bro. fuck. bro!kys.
>>154164937>Maye was pretty damn elite in the regular seasonBeat Up On The Jets award
>>154164937He had Lamar Jackson disease where he lit up horrible teams so his season stats look better. I’m pretty sure during his second mvp season LJ had like 11 tds in his 2 games against the browns lol
>>154165024Why wouldn’t it be
>>154153462
It’s crazy how there’s nobody even close to Mahomes anymore after Allen’s performance against the Broncos. There’s probably never been such a gap between #1 and everyone else. It’s looking like he might not get a Manning
Adams-Strunk put the hit out on Vrabel after being publicly humiliated by her moronic decision to fire him
>>154165467Maybe he was fucking her and she caught him with Diane
>mina? shes just like than whore russinithink againhttps://x.com/ChasingSnyder/status/2042066200801288312
>>154165447He doesn’t have a P. Manning but he does have tougher competition in the AFC than Brady in generalAllen Lamar Burrow Lawrence Herbert etc. > Peyton and Rothlisburger
>>154165527I imagine Mina offering herself to players/coaches for sex would result in nothing but laughter
>>154157635Based, Viqueens should draft him for the lulz
>>154157635That snowbunny is malding
Not that what he said was that horrible but you would think someone about to enter the draft would have their agent comb through all their socials.
>>154165602>snowAnon, I…
>10/10 all around giga chad cheats with some busted 45 year old hagThis is a form of simping. When even vrabel is a simp, the dating market is more fucked than you could ever imagine in the US
>>154165640The societal correction against magic no no words and any offense of the previous negro is severely overdue. It’s exacerbated by the tendency of negro worshippers to support rehab for MURDERERSMURDERERS deserve a second chance but a Facebook post about a junkie criminal being a piece of shit requires lifetime condemnation.It’s fucking revolting.
>>154165698I mean, sympathizing with a homicidal police officer is not okay.
>>154165698Yeah, Mendoza is doomed to a lifetime of suffering due to being drafted by the Raiders but the dude in that pic that killed a guy will probably be set free in just over 10 years. Not fair.
>>154165561But enough about Ryback
>>154163939Weirdly enough, I have questions about if Rome Odunze can handle being the #1 receiver meanwhile Loveland and Luther Burden are studs.
>>1541656902 big factors, convenience and discretion. If she's just giving it up and will keep it a secret because it benefits her to do so then fuck it why not? You can only trust a woman to keep a secret as long as it's going to hurt her to tell it. Even then you can't fully trust them but being a sugar daddy to someone young and hot will only last until the money runs out, she gets emotional or she does something dumb to out you. If she ratted Vrabel out only the dumbest guys would trust her enough to exchange secrets for sex because it'll put their jobs and marriages on the line.
Ty Simpson, YOU are on Green Room Snub Alert
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154163866This. Golf isn't even a sport.
>>154165690Diana Russini seems like a fun chick to hang out with and she likely fucks like a banshee. Not a bad low pressure easy piece to have around.
>>154165990I just saw this list and was thinking the same thing. I could see him getting a bump because it's such a weak class but I still don't see him going day 1. Maybe the Rams or Browns with their late 1st rounder could be in play? Round 2 seems far more likely
make me feel better about the browns i dont trust those fucking retards
>>154166003damn, shedeur surely must have a better playoff record than drake
>>154166033>i dont trust those fucking retardsWhy would you? Everything they've done since cutting Mayfield has seemed like it's been for the worsening of the team.
>>154166058Same number of superbowl wins
>>154166033the browns will extend watson instead of pulling off the bandaid giving the bum more money over a longer time frame to free up cap space in the short term so they can sign other players which still doesn't result in success because they don't have a QB
>>154166031The Browns couldn't really take another QB... can could they? The Rams don't have a late first rounder, they traded it to the Chiefs.I think his best chance is the Steelers at 21 but I don't see many other options. Though I could definitely see someone in the top of the 2nd (Jets, Cards, some surprise) trading up into the bottom of the 1st for the extra year of control.
who would you rather: dianna russini or ann michael maye?
>>154166088I sleep in a big bed with my wife
>>154166088Sex? The plastic roastie. Relationship? The weird girl that spends all her time cooking me food and playing with tik tok so I can eat and she'll be too busy to bother me.
>>154166084The Browns couldn't really take another QB... can could they?Absolutely they could. Until you find a true franchise QB there's nothing wrong with taking a swing every single year>The Rams don't have a late first rounder, they traded it to the Chiefs.Ahh right i forgot they're out then>I think his best chance is the Steelers at 21 I disagree i don't see Ty Simpson fitting the mold of a Mike McCarthy QB. The reason I'm hoping the Jets taking Beck is genuinely because I'm worried the Steelers might draft him and finally have consistent QB play instead of cycling veterans every year. Cardinals at the top of the 2nd round makes sense
>>154160029I don't mind the 49ers he keeps picking up, they all perform well. Tbdesu I still want Jennings and Aiyuk
>>154153499I didn't realize it was legal for there to be hot cheerleaders in the NFL.
>>154166079That makes me feel worse tho. I just want the Watson experiment to end. I want to stop feeling the ripples of the disaster that anyone with at least half a brain knew would ensue by signing him. Especially when we already had a QB in the 60th percentile of active NFL QBs. Trent Dilfer won an owl. Baker could have.
>>154166254Gotta have a couple attractive women to balance out the bussy boys
>>154166345>the unemployed Kiwicel is a fag too
>>154165990>Ty Simpson>Makai Lemon>Jordyn Tyson I would feel bad if they slipped out of the first round
>>154166084>The Browns couldn't really take another QB... can could they?They've drafted like 16 qbs since they came back. Statistically they're more likely to draft a qb than not.
>Gruden reportedly interested in hosting projected first round pick Ryback at Grudens QB CampI like it
The Chargers are retarded
>Tony Khan reportedly interested in hosting projected UDFA Ryback at Khan's KWAB campSay it ain't so...
>>154166703Ryback > Carson BeckFraid so
>>154166695Retarded owner, even Mark Davis was smart enough to make money with his shit team.
PUTA
>>154166695Whatd they do? Other than their GM hasn’t done anything
>>154166721She seems fun
>>154166725Waste Herbert’s prime
>>154166741It’s Herbert’s choice to sign an extension.Also>bustin
what do you think Diana russini is doing right now
>>154166752Bitching to her cuck husband
>>154166752Me. She’s riding my dick right now
>>154166721her face is beat up too
>>154166752Talking to a divorce lawyer
>>154166762Reminds me of Lisa Ann
>>154166711Many aren't saying this. Many are saying Ty Simpson and Garrett Nussmeier is better than him thobeit. I don't understand what the fuck everyone is seeing that I don't
>>154160748It means she got blacked
>>154166773But enough about ur mum lel
>>154166752Who and probably Aaron Glenn to find out if the Jets are taking a qb with the 2nd pick.
All this brouhaha over fucking Dianna Russini. A current soft 6, who maxed out at a hard 7 years ago. smmfhtbqh.
>>154166768its more of a sara jay thin lips wrinkly grandma face
who you got?
>>154167034That guy in the middle looks like he loves gay porn
>>154166994Trip on
Just read about Mendoza being a chud, I'm devastated
>>154167106>I'm devastatedAnally no doubt
>>154167034LETS GO MINA!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154167106I want my QB and o-line to be chuds
>>154166210How the fuck can Commanerfags be this retarded. Aiyuk is basically a less talented Antonio Brown coming off a brutal knee injury he didn't even rehab properly. He flaked out so irredeemably that he not only got his guaranteed money revoked but (and this is how you know he fucked up) his agent just conceded the money without a fight because he had literally no excuse. And now he's driving around like a maniqc getting arrested and posting schizo rants on his social media. The guy's been having a meltdown since last year. You think that stops with you?If you think a guy who couldn't even go through the motions in the training room to protect $25 mil in guarantees is going to give one single solitary fuck when he's on a minimum deal then you need to put the crack pipe down>but his deal will be really cheapYeah, so? Most wothless broken down pieces of shit are avaiable at a discount. Because they're worthless. Getting a toxic asset for a vet minimum is still a losing proposition. When he starts throwing coaches and teammates under the bus because he's not getting touches he doesn't even deserve just remember we told you so.
Who wants to oil me up?
>>154166721Disloyal goblin of a woman.
I feel a Happening coming.
>>154167034My money is on the swedish-german
>>154167249Don't care, cheap WR2. If we pick up Jennings, even better. I mean, I could go into how Aiyuk has been hanging out with Daniels, Terry, and Tunsil, so I'm not worried about him being a locker room cancer. But honestly, I don't really care. Cheap WR2 and the 9ers-Commies broship gets even stronger
>>154167285
>Lamar threw ZERO picks the entire playoffsWhen will you chuds apologize?
>>154167353lmao
>>154167353>WR2Like I said, Anon. You need to put down the crack pipe. Enjoy ankther losing season, hopefully Mr. Skeltal will survive long enough for your GM to get fired so they can bring in someone whose ideas don't consist of poaching receiver Shanahan has already wiped his ass with. Maybe you can give us a 4th and 5th for Pearsall's wigger corpse next year as one final moment of stupidity
>>154167411>>154167493Ok, so who would you try to get as Washington's WR2?
>>154167384He also won 0 super bowls
>>154167315He doesn’t go for that funny business
>he still believes the 'ders won't waste Daniels' career
My 'ders won't waste Mendoza's career
>>154167524Look man, I agree that there are not a ton of options at WR in free agency. But that doesn't mean a perennial malcontent in the midst of a year-long psychological meltdown whose last good performance was three years ago and whose last performance of any kind was almost two years ago and whose knee is somewhere between "bad" and "holy shit it's over"is a solution.This is like saying "housing is expensive so paying $500 a month to live in this ditch is reasonable, it'll be a cheap summer home." There is no discount deep enough to make buying a pile of rancid shit a bargain.
>>154167549It'll be more of a mutual letdown than a waste. The Commanders aren't doing him any favors but wispy 160 pound dudes just don't have much potential as anything other than corners or kickers. I think he eventually gets crumpled like wrapping paper no matter where he is
>>154167622Except if he really is such an issue, they can just cut him. If he signs a $10 mil contract with 75% of that being in incentives, there is basically 0 downside. And again, that's ignoring how Aiyuk has been hanging out with Commanders players for months now. If, by week 5, Aiyuk is going full AB and gets cut, what's the loss? It's minimal risk for a team that still needs WR
>>154167659Yeah, this will be a regular thing
>>154167663There's a difference between a low-risk, good business move, and one that solves your team's problem. Don't act like they are set on offense if they bring him in, when the far more likely outcome is he adds nothing (and the worst case being he's a net negative because of his nonsense).
>>154167748Oh yeah, I absolutely agree with you there. I still think they should draft a WR in the third round even if they know for 100% certain they're getting Aiyuk AND Jennings. I'd even be happy with Tate at #7. Aiyuk isn't a magic bullet like Alec Peirce, but he is a cheap WR with the potential to be good.I'm just replying to the guy writing paragraphs as if >we traded 2 firsts for him
>>154167607
>>154167826
how did the browns end up in this situation?
>>154167917They’re the Browns
>>154167917Meddling owner Head Coach trying to discourage owner from meddlingMeddling owner
>shedeur
>>154168048apologize now while you still can because shedeur will prove the haters wrong this season
>>154167663Unless they cut him before preseason even starts (which I'm not ruling out, the fucking schizo might just not show up) you're still wasting cap space and a roster spot .It's an opportunity cost. The slot you commit to Aiyuk could be used for someone else who's not a walking red flag and is likely to, you know, actually stay on the team and be useful. That's the loss. Yes, it's still not a massive risk but "minimal" is massively understating it. Anon, I don't know how many ways to say this: the fucker was playing like shit BEFORE the injury, wrecked his knee thoroughly and slacked off so badly in his rehab he voided his guarantees. He was already in decline and now he has one good leg. Absolute best case, pie in the sky scenario is he comes in rusty as fuck (no games for almost two years, remember) and out of shape (how hard do you think he was working out with his wrecked knee that he didn't rehab?). People with injuries as severe as his still aren't right the next year even if they commit fully to rehab and, again, I cannot stress this enough, he didn't fucking rehab. He literally, unironically, might not even pass his physical. For all we know might be running a 7 second 40 right now.And this is all leaving aside the fact that he's a terrible selfish prick of a teammate that no one liked. It's not like you're getting some intangibles if he can't produce on the field. He's far, far more likely to be a divisive force who causes strife in the locker room and if he's going to do that while giving you minimal production then you just spent money to make your team worse. Congratulations on being retards.
>>154166752Getting the scoop from Bill Vinovich.
>>154168097>The slot you commit to Aiyuk could be used for someone else who's not a walking red flag Name 2 FA WRs you could get for $15 million or less
>>154168093He's going to go like 1-12 while averaging less than 200 yards per game and eventually be replaced and black people will still make excuses for him. I don't even get it. There are plenty of black qbs who are memes but still at least competent. Defending Shedur like the great black hope when he's just a nepobabby who probably shouldn't even be in the league as anything but a backup just feels unnecessary. When he flunks out of the league he's not taking the other black qb's with him. The black community can just take the L on this one.
>>154168151he was throwing to literal whos. browns will draft an elite WR at #6 and shedeur will feast
>>154168125Who says it has to be receivers? If there aren't any good receivers then spend the money somewhere else.>but we need receivers>bitch you were 5-12 last year. You need a lot of things. Investing in a guy who is almost guaranteed to not be good and might be a complete lunatic in the midst of a mental crisis isn't going to help even if does play a position of need. Because he probably either won't play at allor will be bad when he does. Better to have a useful special teams guy or one more emergency corner than some schizo one-legged receiver who can't even play his way into game shape and is going to be a dirty bomb in the locker room. You are dumb and I am going to rub this in your stupid fucking face when it fails
I see the future:One of the raiders olinemen see that George Floyd post and refuses to block for Mendoza. Mendoza gets a career altering injury like Carr on Christmas
>>1541682313 of the 5 OL are white and the other 2 are so incompetent it doesn't matter if they try or don't try to block
>>154168184
Poor guy. He’s not even drafted yet and the medias already on him. Went from plapping Alyssa Liu to being painted as a proud boy
Mendoza is not white so it's ok to be racist
>>154168213>Who says it has to be receivers? Because we need fucking receivers>>but we need receivers>>bitch you were 5-12 last year. You need a lot of things.Nice way of saying you don't know what you're fucking talking about. >we signed a bunch of players to address all the holes on the roster. The last remaining spot of need is WR. Picking up a cheap WR that will cost NOTHING is exactly what >we should be doing>You are dumb and I am going to rub this in your stupid fucking face when it failsOh no! We'll have 3 million in dead cap week 6 when we cut Aiyuk! How will this team EVER recover!What team are you even a fan of to be this adamant about the Commies when you know nothing about them or how their FA has gone? Some butthurt 9erfag who's mad at Aiyuk?
>>154168265she seems like fun
>>154153462Based Vrabel cucking a jew
>>154168322>Because we need fucking receiversif only if there was some organized event where teams can select new players
>>154167607>so petrified he will bust they sign gigawashed kirko chainz to a 1 gorillion dollar monopoly money contract just in caseyeah sure thing he's gonna turn out great
>>154168341You mean the event where Peters has said they plan to draft WR?
>>154168372Kimiko chainz would be a good mentor to mendoza if mendoza ends up winning the camp competition. If not there's enough mutual respect for the Lord there that it'd be a mutually beneficial understudy role for Mendozi
>>154168322>The last remaining spot of need is WRLol the fucking hubris. That's right anon, your team that lost twice as many games as it won last year has no holes at all. You built the perfect roster, can't wait for your 17-0 season and inevitable super bowl win what with your amazing flawless team and all. You deserve your suffering.But let's be fair and say that that absurd, completely implausible factually incorrect statement was true. It still doesn't matter. The fact that you need a receiver doesn't mean signing some mentally and physically broken shell of a guy who used to be a good receiver three years ago is going to solve your problem. Because you need a *good* receiver, or at least a competent one, not just a guy who technically plays the position and happens to be available, which is all that Aiyuk is. You had guys who were technically NFL wide receivers last year. Did it help? No, because they sucked. Like Aiyuk will suck. He is available for nothing *because* he sucks. This is like buying a used car that won't even start in the lot and thinking you've solved your need for a functional vehicle. He's only a solution if he's good and why the fuck are you expecting him to be good. >What team are you even a fan of to be this adamant about the Commies when you know nothing about them or how their FA has gone? Some butthurt 9erfag who's mad at Aiyuk?Of course I'm a Niners fan and the fact that all the Niner fans universally despise the man and his teammates have nothing good to say about him and the fact that the coaching staff despise him and always have and didn't even want to give him the extension we all bitterly regret now and the fact that the front office is delaying his release purely out of spite and no one is calling them out on it because they all agree the asshole deserves no consideration at all...not a single bit of this gives you pause? The people who know him best hate him. We're trying to warn you
>>154168372Is it really a bad thing that they don't want Mendoza to be another Joe "torn bussy" Burrow?
>>154168466>That's right anon, your team that lost twice as many games as it won last year has no holes at all. You built the perfect roster, can't wait for your 17-0 season and inevitable super bowl win what with your amazing flawless team and all. You are so fucking mad right now
Mahomes is getting his best weapon back tyreek back and will win MVP. It's gonna be a wild ride stay tuned!
>>154168048If nothing else watching the absolute meltdowns as he fell deeper and deeper in the draft was a riot, and getting drafted by the Browns of all teams was the cherry on top.
>>154168497That's right anon, I'm so mad at your team that has an even longer title drought than the Cowboys, finished 7 games under .500 last year and apparently thinks they're going to fix their problems by signing people off our scrap heap. So jealous of all your, uh...success. Let me know when you actually experience some
>>154163866This but unironically. Go act trashy somewhere else
I'm beginning to think that the Seahawks aren't going to repeat.
>>154168322>Dismissive wanking gesture.jpg
>>154168903Anon, that entire season was a fucking fluke for everybody involved. This upcoming season is likely to be an even bigger shitshow with the replacement refs.I wouldn't be surprised if they openly rig games, it's not like they've got careers to worry about.
>>154163712Fuck I've been with this bitch for 2 weeks and I'm already starting to get sick of her...and she hasn't gotten her period.God help me
>>154165988This. I don't even find her all that attractive but if she just jumped on my cock and there was 0 commitment required I'd find it hard to say no.
>>154168322Dude you guys need more than just receivers wtf
They're going to call this one anon to the divorce court. He found all the receipts.
Yeah okay but what is a midwest
>>154169384Basically our Ruhr Valley but more crime and urban decay.
>>154169168certified ball knower
>>154169384its the part thats not east or west just kinda in between above the south but still somehow called west even though its more middle than anything and only west if youre pretending the country never expanded past it
My Minnesota Vikings
>>154169406>more crime than R*hrpottNo way>>154169468Hm but whats going on therr
One of these niggas has to be good
>>154169522doesn't matter it's the Jets
>>154169522betting on joe fagnano cause he sounds like an italian american
>>154168643yikes
>>154169522with the Jets luck even if they tried this Luke Altmyer would end up going to the Dolphins in the 4th round and being the best QB in the class
>>154169593dude is solid
>>154169597Yea I was high on him going into last season but he disappointed me in their biggest games. I still think he'd be a decent swing in the 4th/5th round. Doesn't quite have the pocket awareness/instincts of a starting QB
>>154169522They could all turn out great under the right system
>>154168372They are sitting him for a year like what the Chiefs did with Mahomes.
did a mock too, post your own if you wanthttps://fanspeak.com/ontheclock-nfl-mock-draft-simulator/setup
early but I'm tired of waiting for 500>>154169630
>>154169625they made it do trades now too, fun but unrealistic, I apparently had 8 hits and 13 reaches
>>154169625Why would Love fall to 28?
>>154169643Racism? I don't know, it's a mock!
