>Masters about to start>no golf thread on /sp/I bet you are all outside kissing girls you fags.
we're in here bud. >>154134195
first for Ryan Fox
>>154160338>golf thread without the word golf anywhere10/10
>>154161404shameful desu, game's gone
my body is ready
I don’t really like any golfers anymore. I used to like Dechamblis but he’s leaning a little too grifter for me. Who should I root for?
>>154162606Yeah Bryson's DUDELOOKIMCOOL internet personality is mega gay.
>>154162606scottie is too good so it's boring usually, but he seems like a decent guy, i'll probably root for him
>>154162635What? You mean you don't want to see if he can hole-in-one while hitting over his house?
>>154162720haha he is so zany
>>154162606i'll root for Hovland until he falls off, which should take about 5 holes, then i switch to JJ Spaun
Anyone see that commerical with the sexy girl golfing in those tight pants?
Is it time already?
>>154160334>I bet you are all outside kissing girls you fags.I bet you are all inside betting
>>154161404It's not golf. It's the Masters.
>>154162720Dutch question, why is field hockey so popular in the Netherlands? You gangly fuckers are all like 6’8 but love playing a sport where you’re bent over all the time
>>154161404I don't remember making that post, but it was certainly mine.
>>154160334nice thumbnail RETARD
really grinds my fuckin' gears that (((espn))) has it's talons clutched on the Masters' balls and this globalist good goy scott van pelt is the voice we have to hear coming back from commercial.
>mfw I’m a patron
>>154164550Insane
>>154164548Watch on Prime
Does anyone have the “Phil is Love, Phil is Life” copypasta?
>>154164550>phoneposting at augusta nationalI'm calling security.
>>154162606Look for someone talented but prone to combustion
FITZPATRICK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>154164560>longest time between major winsAll of them were 11 years...What are the odds on that?
>>154164560I don't. Will this gif do instead?
>that crowd roarOh, shit man. Just got chills. Masters is back.
>>154164581Stupid sexy Phil
poor range picker. He's gonna be out there all night cleaning up after bryson...
best way to spot a non-industry cazzie: not having a brand new Scotty Cameron in the bag
LIGHT THE CANDLE!!
Watching Fred Couples put around a yellow ball at Amen corner. This is so comfy
>>154162606Jason Day & Viktor Hovland
kek, the dei sponsor-exemption kid finished over par. kwab. told you he doesn't belong.
Wyndham's protruding nipples are very disrespectful
Fuckin Tommy Two-gloves over here
scottie non-dogshit 1st round = win
>>154164637Chill bro, he might destroy the locker room.
This event is incomplete without Based Fuzzy Zoeller playing.
Fitzpatrick and Morikawa are the two PGA golfers who I am 100% sure I could easily beat up in a fight.
>>154164651Yeah, what a fucking faggot. Oh boo hoo, you think the US Open course is too tough? Let me take it out on some lockers like a retarded Neanderthal. I hope he never makes a cut again. Fuck him.
>Sergio having a meltyWhat is this 2004??
>>154164670Patrick Reed is probably soft as baby shit
>>154164634>DO NOT REDEEM THE PAAR
>>154164651kek, forgot about that. thanks for the reminder.
CAM ONN FREDDDY
adam scott is making a run...back to even par.
Has Rory done his down syndrome prostitute strut towards a green yet?
>>154164707MAKE SOME FAACKIN' PATTS
I’m so stoned what should I door dash bros
why don't they just shoot it in the hole first try every time? that's what i'd do
>>154164670Bhatia would be the easiest to beat up
tommy bros we are OUT
>>154164741they wouldn't even let you in the front gate.
>>154164740kraft macaroni and cheese
>>154164524Field hockey is a Gooi thing. The Gooi is the elite area of the Netherlands. Like polo, hockey has no risk of touching the ball, because that is pleb talk.
>>154164753i'd just hit it from the other side of the fence, ez
Rory looks like my uncle
>>154164780sorry your uncle is a gay manlet
Rory just posted a 67.
>>154164804SIX SEVEN
so is /sp/ieth just going to shit it up for the next 10 years again until he retires? how did he peak so fast?
>>154164633>Viktor Hovlandhe and Bryson sitting around +3 atm, they have to worry about making the cut tomorrow
>>154162606scottie
>>154164815Viktor finally lost his virginity this year and now he sucks ass.
imagine based Freddie couples having to listen to bryson and his mad scientist mumbo jumbo that amounts to diddly squat
>>154164813Met his wife.
afternoon ruined, I was basking in Bryson's failures but my zoomer gf told me he was 'throwing for views'
rahm melty starting early I see
How many majors would Bryson have if he would just cut the shit with his stupid custom golf clubs?
why are scots so non-existent?name one scottish golfer, you can'twhat happened
>>154164890Scottie is scott-ish
>>154164889Koepka buck broke him
>>1541648892
>>154164890Colin Montgomerie was one of the greatest chokers. Otherwise there's only Robert Macintyre. You're right, it is a very sparse offering
Why are zoomers so shit at golf? When will a zoomzoom win a major? Scottie is almost a zoomer, but he beat the generation cut by one year.
What ever happened to the Chinese super soldier golfers that they were training years ago?
>>154164958not a judged sport, so no dice
>>154164890Montgomerie.
>>154164958dude, happy gilmore is a movie, not reality.
for me its Muni He
>>154165006I think that was loosely based on the reports that China was genetically engineering children to play golf kek
>>154164825to be fair he sucked for most of last year as well
>>154165014cute, but i'm a Lydia Ko enjoyer
>>154165014I also suffer from yellow fever
>>154165031He actually won a tournament last year
God I fucking hate espn. These gay dramatic essays. Just show golf you faggots. Fully expect Jason Kelce on course interviews at some point.
>>154165040yeah i know, valspar early in the year, then it was mostly downhill except from 3rd at the us open
>>154165046watch on masters.com if you can. seems like they're cutting out a lot of shit here
>>154165014>name is Lil' MuniWho writes this shit?
>>154165046worst part is they get this faggot talking head "le svp" on screen every 5 minutes to spew his satan-worshipping drivel.
idk what stream i'm watching but there is the espn commercial break filler screenyet nothing but golfers being shown, no desk commentary or interviews
>>154165046>>154165067just watch the broadcast on masters.com you dumb cucks
>>154165081i am on my lappy toppy, but on my TV i have the main broadcast.
>>154165067no svp on the website "Broadcast" streamwoman commentator thoever
>NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You know what, I do not care much for Adam Scott.
>>154165104nice to see france's air force is back in action.
What would say if he dabbed on all the young guys and won?
>>154165116finally. because he does this shit every year and eventually age kicks in and he goes to shit somewhere between the second 9 on Friday and the first nine on Saturday.
>>154165116he won't [like all old people] the stamina
>>154165112Sacre bleu!
BABA BOOEY
>>154165136what if the eagles carried freddy to sunday
GET IN THE BUNKER
>Fifa
>naming your kid FIFAis there a little PGA somewhere? what the fuck
Grace Charis
Spieth-bros, we are so back
Scheffler's game is looking scharp
>>154165191too bad she's not a better golfer, nice tits though
ESPN suits: “The Masters is really improved by our commercial breaks every 5 minutes.” Goddamn cocksuckers. I hate ESPN.
Tired of these shitcocks with their mallet putters. It’s golf, not croquet, cunt weasel.
>>154165228The British got you senpai.https://strikeout.im/pga-tour/1/sky-sports-golf-streamMake sure your firewall and anti virus is up to date
>>154165228Get a Prime trial bozo
>>154165014He?
>>154165194Speef is going to blow it. It’s inevitable
Well I door dashed some BBQ in honor of Georgia
>>154165241Blades are dead, bro. And so are most of the clubs that require skill.
I like to hate watch Memechambeau
>>154165265You should’ve ordered fried chicken and watermelon
>>154165194/sp/ieth posting was the pinnacle of /sp/ golf
>>154161404I made a masters thread when i correctly guessed tiger was going to finally win again without golf anywhere in it and it got stickied. Its the masters retard its like bitching about a superbowl thread without football in the op. As long as the op has masters in it and a relevant picture the people interested in it will find it no problem
>>154165273Unfortunately, you’re correct.
Reminder that the putter market is a scam. Anyone telling you to buy a new putter is unfaithful
For you guys I'll find a nice blade putter from the 2000s and try it out
>>154165289What do you know about putting Jan? All the greens in the Netherlands are soaked 24/7 and roll slower than old people fucking under water
>>154165290He came to play!
Freddie No!
Reminder: You can't spell yIPS without SPIeth
>>154165095Thats 10x worse
i know what putting is
Post your bags fags
How do I stop crashing and burning after 7 holes lads? I could be a scratch golfer if a round of golf was only 6 holes
Imagine not muting the broadcast and listening to the new Doughboys.
>>154165321What are your woods?
>>154165316The only putting you’ve ever done is with a field hockey stick you stole off your little sisters omafiets
>>1541653433, 5, 6. Nice Ody.
>>154165321>>154165343Mine >>>/out/2864859
some of you americans make this thread an ice cold bath
This is the one event i miss having directv for. They had multiple actual 4k hdr channels, not that fake lowbitrate shit streaming sites pass as 4k, with minimal commentary and no commercials that would follow holes
>>154165333Stop fapping on the 7th tee#themoreyouknow
>>154165321
>>154165313my bad, it's the same hole assignments as the tv cast. they just had a long stretch of shots with her holes. not dotty, the other one
>>154165347why are you getting so worked up during the masters of all tournamentscalm down
>>154165046And another one right now
>>154165352Thanks, got ot for 50€ this year. It's a blade though not the mallet. 6 wood is rare, I've never seen one>>154165358Lel >>>/out/2864864 that's mine
>>154165363How so? Point out specific posts pls.
>>154165363Thanks for the compliment. I know you Thanks for the compliment. I know Dutch love swimming around in cold water. The first set of Dutch tits I saw were a 70 year old woman’s swimming in the Amstel in February.
>>154165363Is that bad?
>>154165363It’s gentle ribbing bud
>>154165374>iron coversholy gay
>>154165389Ces Français sont bien
Damn, that birdie chip by Conners
Who is the token oldfart to root for this masters
Scottiebros we're choking>>154165407Someone else didn't like my iron headcovers. I don't want them clanging what's the problem?
>>154165416same as always, Adam Scott or Justin Rose
>>154165416It’s always Fred
>>154165425>what's the problem?no problem, hating on iron covers is just a widely accepted meme
åbergbros...
>scottie had a chance to tie the lead a few holes ago>now he's 3 hole backWhy cant he put
>>154165321i don't fucking golf lmao
Is Tyrell Hatton part rape-dwarf?
> jon rahm +4> mac n cheese +3> getting beat by fred couples and jose mariai'm just basking in this glory bros
>>154165485He's part gnome, that's why you can sometimes hear him shouting at invisible people. Only gnomes can see other gnomes
>>154165273My long irons are the X-factor in my game where I dust my opps. Literally git gud, faggots.
>>154165516Is it possible he sees the Hat Man like Aaron Rodgers does?
The shot tracker on the site is really cool. I might watch most of the masters that way. I don't care to see the players most of the time. They embed the shots anyways. Its really impressive, loads fast too. All these consulting and tech companies showing off.
>>154165572desu people here were talking about Bryson's blowup on 11 and I was maybe 20 minutes late seeing it
Aww poor Fred got tired
>>154165552Depends on the size of the hat man. Gnomes are around 8 inches tall and heckle Tyrrell from the rough. The principle might be the same, mind you
Rose is looking strong again. If he gets into another Sunday playoff only to lose, he might spontaneously combust on the green.
What the FUCK happened to Freddy?
Ooooooooooooooooo Roooooossseeee.....
>>154165606Got too cautious on 15 and hit the drink twice.
Why people dislike McIlroy now?
>>154165625Now? He's always been a cantankerous little shit, so it's not unwarranted.
>>154165416>>154165432>>154165432Give they guy a break, he's 66. He probably just wants to go home to his mansion, pop a few Percadan pills and relax.
>throws the "no eagles in the past 182 holes played" on MacIntyreFucking slaughtered
MacIntyre needs some sunscreen good god
>>154165674I can’t blame him, doing an old man speedball of Percocet and Cialis
>>154165606He’s still on the sauce.
brooksie?!
>everyone's been short and leftI know that feel, bro
>>154165571>mismatched clubs>Las Vegas course tag>car dealership's name on the Stelvio>Norwood III visible in the paint10/10 would play with you
My wife out of nowhere just said “how did it go with John’s tent?”I was like what?Then she goes “John Gotterup!”What a fucking goofball
When the world needed him most…he returned
>>154165851kek this nigga married a silly goose
>>154165859Is he an honorary American?
Sheff bros how we feeling?
R8 my pl8 bros
>>154165851I wish your wife would gitmeup if you know what i'm saying
>>154165851This nigga wife drinking silly goose juice
>>154165830
>>154165903damn I’m hungry
>>154165903solid, needs some slaw or a salad is all
>>154165903That's a fairly small amount of bbq for an average- sized person, I'd say? The main reason bbq cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of beans in that timeframe, but I could easily.
Everything ten mins there's 3 mins of commercials and a Wright Thompson video essay
>>154165903Looks like genuine slop
would much rather be a morning group desu
>>154165903this nigga eatin beans
>>154165903You're gonna be in a food coma. Thursday night is for wings and beer
>>154165936>frog can’t into bbqZut alors!
>>154160334I played golf today (shot 96, yeah I suck blow me) but I didn't kiss any girls. Go Fleetwood btw.
>>154165901all good if he finishes 69 or lower today if not then it might be rose's turn finally
The current crop of golfers all have no aura. Ernie Els and Vijay Singh in their primes would dab on these mofos.
why are youtube golfers so gay
>>154165982>saaar no golfer have izzat like vijay saaaaar>Singh turned professional in 1982. Two years later, he won the 1984 Malaysian PGA Championship. However, his career was plunged into crisis after he was suspended from the Asia Golf Circuit in 1985 over allegations he doctored his scorecard. It was alleged that he lowered his score from one over to one under in order to make the cut, but Singh denies this, saying that in any case, it should only have resulted in disqualification from the event rather than a ban. After investigation by the Tour of this and other alleged violations proved true, John Bender, Asian PGA Tour president, issued Singh a lifetime ban on Asian PGA Tour play. scummy scamming jeet
>>154165440then GTFO back to your apehoop general, faggot
>9 times
>>154165995>John Benderkek>>154166015>apehoopretard
>>154165834Thanks, mon ami. If you're ever in the states I'll invite you to my club
>speef
Classic speef
Rosegods WE FUCKING LOST
>>154165900He lives in Ohio so I’d say pretty close
>>154166120Poor /sp/ieth. Omega choked away back to back jackets.
i can't stand this guy
>>154165903im usually a food defender but that looks really average
>>154166180Sorry m8. Happy now?
rooting for scottie
Robert MacIntyre would 100% blend in with the average golfer at your local course.
>>154166202Plays like it, too
>>154166202Did he flip off the 15th? Rude.
Guess who’s back back againRory’s backTell a friend
>>154166202Unacceptable. He needs to be DQd for this vulgarity. This isn't Gl*sgow. We expect class here!
>>154166223Perhaps the 15th flipped him off first
>scottie off>love giving himself a bad nameVertigobros its our time
>>154166196have you ever eaten vegemite
>>154166290how does it compare to peanut butter
>>154166290I've only had marmite
>>154166309totally different experiencepb is a sweet experience, vegemite is a savoury dish
>>154166309Imagine peanut butter, but it’s not peanut butter at all, just salt and if you eat more than a smidge it will feel like someone just slapped you across the face
>>154166273It did, actually.
>>154165321My clubs are all old as shit
i stopped watching other teams
For me, it's the G/Fore Gallivan2r, the best golf shoe.
>>154166202He looks like a lesbian standing on the other side of the street from a Trump rally.
>>154166571LOL he does
>>154166202From a competitor standpoint I don't understand how a professional could be ok being such a fat slob. Do all E*ros just have chronically low T?
>>154164548>>154164558Stream Sky Golf (UK) or TSN (Canada) for alternative English commentary by humans and not corporate golems
>>154166628He's Scottish. Lack of sun + drinking + chronic, generational depression.
Anyone else use metal spikes?
>>154166826nah, its so dry on aussie courses that you dont need proper spikesmost shoes here just have those rubber moulds
>>154166826I'd be tarred and feathered by the board if I dared to play in metal spikes at my club.
>>154166571Top Zoz. Bobby Mac may never recover from this.
>>154165081>This channel is not available in your region
DeShambozos…
>first day>memechambeau already crashed out of contentiongonna be a fun weekend lads
>>154167889the aggressive towel grab always gets me
Is bryson still on the driving range?
>>154168106He's so fucking retarded with his iron lengths that he deserves to get his beat
that rory mcoy fellowquite like the cut of his jib
Who is Lebron rooting for
>>154169188scottie
>>154169188Finau
>players in the top 10 after round 1 who i'd enjoy seeing win the tournamentrorydaylowryrosefleetwood
>>154165851If she's cool with being a golf widow she might be a keeper
>>154165964Keep it up anon. Being bad is the first step of gitting gud.
i think the masters is on again today
>>154169932Fake news
>only 9 players under par on the first daykino?
Fox will shoot 59 today
Wow, I missed that triple from DeShambles yesterday.Kek, what a KWAB
>>154169289scottie and rose
Love listening to dudes talking golfhttps://x.com/i/status/2042226028915962260
>>154171159God Rory is such a fag
>>154171159
And we're off. Let's have a comfy golf Friday bros.
my favourite thing about Rory might be the way he makes americans seethe by simply existing
>>154171338
>>154171535I don't dislike Rory cuz he's a Brit, I dislike him cuz he's douchy to other players and has a massive ego. Scottie and Fleetwood are so much easier to root for cuz they're just normal guys.
Cut predictions? I'm gonna +2
>>154171535>gay flag>likes gay player
>>154171535Based Kiwi
Go Nick Tayloralso, GM
>>154171655It'll be like +5 or +6 or even higher. Top 50 and ties, and the course isn't gonna play easier today.
Friday pins
Europeans are just unlikeable in general.
the guy announcing the players on the first tea sounds legitamitely retarded
>>154171759>teaThey're even getting announced when they're having a cuppa?
Who do I bet on to win bros I want to believe in the Rody Repeat
>first teathis isn’t cricket, mate
Zach Johnson (2008)>Iowa beef, Florida shrimp. Phil Mickelson (2007)>Barbecued ribs, chicken, sausage and pulled pork, with cole slaw.Tiger Woods (2006)>Stuffed jalapeno and quesadilla appetizers with salsa and guacamole; green salad; steak fajitas, chicken fajitas, Mexican rice, refried beans; apple pie and ice cream for dessert.Phil Mickelson (2005)>Lobster ravioli in tomato cream sauce, Caesar’s salad, garlic bread.Mike Weir (2004)>Elk, wild boar, Canadian beer.Tiger Woods (2003)>Tiger brought back the porterhouse steak, chicken, and sushi from his 2002 menu. Also on the menu were sashimi, salads, crab cakes, asparagus, mashed potatoes and a chocolate truffle cake.Tiger Woods (2002)>Porterhouse steak and chicken with a sushi appetizer.Vijay Singh (2001)>Seafood tom kah, chicken panang curry, baked sea scallops with garlic sauce, rack of lamb with yellow kari sauce, baked filet Chilean sea bass with three flavor chili sauce, lychee sorbet.Mark O’Meara (1999)>Chicken fajitas, steak fajitas, sushi, tuna sashimi.Tiger Woods (1998)>Cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries, milkshakes.Nick Faldo (1997)>Fish and chips, tomato soup.Ben Crenshaw (1996)>Texas barbecue.Jose Maria Olazabal (1995)>Paella and hake, plus tapas. Bernhard Langer (1994)>Turkey and dressing, black forest torte.Fred Couples (1993)>Chicken cacciatore.
>>154171888lmao why do Tiger and O’Meara like fajitas so much
>>154171888I love how most of it is fancy shit and than Faldo just goes... Fish and Chips mate
>>154171911BBQ, burgers, fajitas, and Vijays streetslop are super fancy bro
>>154171888Based ZachBased Mike
>>154171888>Canadian beer
>>154171917You can make gourmet versions of those. I doubt they'd serve them like you get on the street. Fish and chips is impossible to fancy up.
>>154171888>Chilean sea bassvijay confirmed for being a somethingawful oldfag
im team koepka and I want to sleep with his wife
>>154172220lewd.
im also team speith but i dont know what his wife looks like
>Frose
>>154172317He married his cute high school sweetheart.
>>154172220If you watched Full Swing you can see exactly why he needs LIV money to keep his bimbo wife happy.
>>154172345she cute
>>154171910I think tiger just copied him (they were/are buddies) after his cheeseburger debacle
>>154172220>>154172286>>154172346
>>154171960ya we put alcohol in ours
Nothing like missing entire rounds of some of the best players in the world in one of the four major golf championships. At least there's lots of pretty flowers and piped on bird chirps
>>154172378what a whiner
>>154172378Get a Prime trial
>>154172378masters.com has everything for free though?
>>154172393Fuck me for wanting to watch the golfers golf.
The chat from the stream can get pretty wild sometimes
>>154172371>debacleTiger doing that at the time was popular with the other champions though. Bubba Watson in 2013 was the one that actually had people calling him out in the media
>>154172378What's going on with your broadcast? It's split across Prime, ESPN and CBS or something? I've got Foxsports on and they're currently following Koepka, Spieth, Scheffler, Rose, etc. What is on your broadcast?
Of all the things that have gotten worse over the years, sports on television, golf in particular, is light years better than what it was. Imagine watching this on a 18” 4:3 standard def TV.
>>154172416there are a million cameras and feeds your whining is embarrassing
>>154172418that pics pretty mild compared to what is usually in sports stream chats
>>154172438There is only a featured group and handful of holes until 1 pm, when half the field has finished their round.
What the fuck is going on with the American broadcasters? ESPN, NBC, None of them are showing actual golf?
>>154172418what site is this?
>>154172491fuck this gay masters website. no actual tournament footage
>>154172496https://strikeout.im/golfI'd recommend the Skysport stream. Make sure your anti-virus and ad-blocker are up to date though.
>>154172486I agree that the commentated coverage is waaaaaay behind the timesfor a massive event like this, why isnt it being commentated from the first group on - just seed in interviews and footage of pros warming up until enough groups are on the course to maintain a constant feed of strokes being playedsure keep the featured groups as a second stream for those that want that, but the fact theres no commentated coverage of people making strong runs is not goodthough the masters website is a marvel of modern sports and an absolute joy
>>154172502see >>154172506
>>154172486look you're a man who wants to see his golf and I respect that, I withdraw my whining comment and now see you more as picrel
>>154172429I remember golf being on FTA just early in the morning.
Party foul!
>>154172420>the one that actually had people calling him out in the media>NOOOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN SERVE CHICKEN BREAST NOOOOOO THAT IS TERRORISM what a bunch of fags
FUCK SAKE ROSE!
>>154172575Gonna be an almost day all day on the greens for him.
Loading up on puts for Bryson right now
why aren’t black people or phones allowed at the masters? What a retarded “sport.” The NBA is so much better than this garbage
Cam on Rahmmy
>>154172567It wasn’t one specific thing so much as them feeling the entire menu was uninspired, though I do seem to remember Faldo or someone remarking that he saw Bubba’s confetti cake and felt like he was at some little kid’s birthday party
>>154172648The black guy got a DUI.
>>154172651>though I do seem to remember Faldo or someone remarking that he saw Bubba’s confetti cake and felt like he was at some little kid’s birthday partyfucker served fish and chips. he has no room to talk.
>>154172659You don't see an old bloke at a pub eating confetti cake though
>>154172663not enough beans for the old bitch
>>154172658it wasn’t his fault. A bunch of corrupt cops pulled him over and racially profiled him
>>154172659>fucker served fish and chips.That's just grade A trolling
who here /unemployed/? I’ve been betting my disability checks on Kalshi
>>154172651>My fish and chips... That was my best one. It was very successful. Everybody loved that. I flew in the fillets from Harry Ramsden's with these big chips as well - and mushy peas. They took one look at it, because they're fluorescent green, aren't they?>What was the worst one? Oh, it was Bubba, wasn't it? When we had Chuck E. Cheese. When we had a little hamburger and a little corn and a little ice cream. I think we had a milkshake as well. So, yeah, that was a lot.He is senile because he is confusing Bubba's meal with Tiger's
This is a /jdg/ - Jason Day General
MACINTYREGODS WE'RE NOW +9 LET'S GO
LET'S GO!!! Only 9+
>>154172716>Scotsman couldn't stop drinking for the Masters
>>154172716
I personally cannot wait for Speefs meltdown today. It’s going to be glorious >>154172681As a Dutchman, what would you serve? Patate oorlog is fucking delicious but I think everyone would hate it.
>>154172659Willett served up a proper English dinner for his menu
>>154172737>delicious>everyone will hate itthese both cant be true
>>154172742Was he the most irrelevant and forgettable winner of all time?
>>154172780Yes, and the only reason why some people remember is because /sp/ieth's historic choke
>>154172737I'd probably serve a combo of Dutch and Indonesian food>StarterSmall frikandel with peanut sauce and a veal croquette with mustard>MainA fancy babi pangang with nasi goreng>desertDubbelvla with chocolate hagelslag
Bob meltdown incoming.
>>154172787Just realized that was his only win ever lol
>Indonesian foodyou have to go back
I just ran out of weed money after buying McDonald’s for lunch. I noticed my neighbor has an Amazon package that felt like there was electronics in it, should I borrow it and pawn it for some quick cash?
>turn on stream>speef behind a tree
>>154172798Nice arrangement, I love how hagelslag is a desert but also a breakfast food. >>154172760It is delicious but it’s one of those things Americans would look at and go “nah I’m not eating that”
Rose looks like he cant be in the same room as people who don't have a long lineage of lords.
>"Honey, check the Ring camera, the fat neighbor is stealing our packages again"
>>154172827NOT IN THE FACE, PLEASE NOT IN THE FACE
>>154172840>Americans would look at and go “nah I’m not eating that”bruh it looks like chili cheese fries.
>>154172844Well, he can't be in the same room as people with a green jacket right now
>>154172742That sounds right cracking. I'd definitely tuck in
Koepka is such a chad
Fred Couples goes into Amen corner, it’s about to get super cozy
is brooks koepka related to cole koepke
>>154172859I'll tuck you in
>>154172868>that time he offered free beer at the Memorial for anyone that got kicked out for heckling Bryson
>>154172885no one knows who that is
The Chad toe hang Anser vs the virgin zero torque Sp*der
>>154172900he's a golfer, playing in this tournament actually
>>154172905sorry this is my first masters
Why does Adam Scott put like an autistic child?
>+8kwab
Faldo taking the piss out of rai fr his two gloves and head covers on his irons
weve got a new contenderhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DUsbeVyE2fP/
>>154172958I loved hearing that. He should’ve kept roasting him. “He also says that wearing two gloves keeps his clubs clean, as he eats curry with his hands like a disgusting savage”
>>154172874IT'S IN DA WATAH
>>154172972All that fucking money and that's the kind of stupid women they decide to go for
>>154172984It wasn’t supposed to be like this!!!!
>>154172986Fatzpatrick isn’t the best looking player on tour. He put on ring on the first girl to give him attention
That fairway is so spotless, that must be like hitting from a range mat no?
>>154172683All-time goy behavior
>>154172986The woman around me are hopeless looking. The Athletic women are so fucking hot. Girls in golf attire are now a weak spot for me.
>>154172972getting strong morgan riddle vibes from this
Jenna Fischer looks fucking BEAT
>>154173015Amen brother, I need a golfer girl too (preferably very racist)
>>154173024SHE HAD CANCER ASSHOLE
>>154173035My wife was an all-state golfer in high school and racist as hell. Got a little fat but she’s good shit.
ROSE MELTDOWN
wtf is spieth doing?
>>154173055speefing
this is my gf on a train
What the fuck was that from Spieth
>>154173060Hope you enjoy bopping those milkers around anon
Where are the celebrities and influencers? I cant watch unless they're there
>>154173060i like his earrings
>>154173055The speef meltdown is coming. Prepare your anus
Any patron man in?
>>154173060How big is her cock?
>>154173076MY anus?
The Rory meltdown is coming. Maybe not today, maybe not even tomorrow. But it’s coming.
>>154173060Here’s my big fat wife
where is bryson
>>154173098Focus on making the cut lil Scottie
I'm going insane, didn't Rose hit the guy? It was Spieth??
>>154173094When the Speef implosion is complete, the negative energy he releases will bring about 1000 year reign of darkness. We will all be anally defiled by Tyrell Hattons army of rape gnomes
>>154173103I’m rooting for Rose, mick
>>154173099giddyup
>>154173099She doesn’t look fat anon
Oh yeah well here’s my girlfriend. jealous???
>>154173159shame she's a womenlet
>>154173099she looks like she doesnt cause too much drama
my gf and I played golf on wednesday :)
My nigger Griffin coming in for the surprise win.Check em to confirm
How do I get a golf gf? (don’t say money)
>>154173182Based living the dream anon
>>154173193anyone can be a golf girlfriend nowadaysbut get in while its still cool, women will move on from the fad within the next 18 months
>>154173193Well, are you willing to fuck a married 55 yo woman you just met at the range?
>>154173193It seems like you just have to chat up a girl on the driving range (I have not done this)
It seems like you just have to find a girl on the driving range (I have not done this)
>>154173227They do have them in Arizona
I wouldn't have the patience to fix a girl's bad swing, going at the range would be the worst date idea>Come on you just have to tuck your FUCKING ELBOW
>>154173240I took my ex fiance to the range and she made me look like a retard. Some older black guys came up and started giving her lessons. One of them wrapped their arms around her and she was smiling. It pissed me off so much and we got in a screaming match otw home.
>>154173253It's fucking over
>>154173253bet you thought this was funny
Damn that mic girl looks fine>>154173253Jesus fuck
>Bank of America USGA commercial>little street shitter with nigress caddie
Lmao>hey bbgirl, dat whiteboi don't know how to swing, lemme show you where to put yo hips
>>154173240My wife’s swing mogs the fuck out of mine. She’s like fucking Sam Snead out there. Just find a good one to begin with.
*fake bird noises*
>>154173253>lets another man touch your fiance >gets mad at HERpathetic.
>>154173193A commodity exchanged for goods and services.
Rosegods we're back
>Tyrell Hatton stops his warm up to flail his arms wildly around his headThe gnomes are harassing him again
Trackman broke? No tracers on the last 5 shots
>>154173309whats with the morgan stanley merch?
I wish the owners of Augusta would let have a day to take my Cybertruck off-roading around the greens and fairways. It’s bullshit.
Mike Weir murdered a fan in cold blood yesterday, and the Augusta National cabal are doing everything in their power to keep this hidden.
would you guys sacrifice one testicle to play at augusta? you probably only need one anyway
Who would be your sponsor if you were pro?I'd go with some car brand, either italian or american
>>154173360I knew some rednecks in high school that took their trucks on a golf course and did a bunch of donuts on the greens and fairways. They ended up getting put in jail because the estimated damage they caused was over 100k
>>154173378Prime hydration
>>154173376No, I play like shit so I would not enjoy it. I'll stay on munis with overgrown bunkers and my two testies for now
>>154173383what a bunch of retards, I was more referring to being invited/ allowed by the owners and members to go off-roading. The capabilities of this thing are crazy
>>154173378Scholastic
>>154173378Trojan extra-medium condoms and Diet Mt Don’t
>>154171692I'm picking the 15th is going to cause a lot of mindbroken golfers again
Watch this come down to Rory/Rose again
What is the most exclusive golf club? One that no normie ever has laid eyes upon, not even on tv.
>>154173378I’d go with HelloFresh. They’re offering a deal right now where you can get free breakfast for life. Cancel for free anytime! Use my promo code KHTK5R
>>154173404zoz
Hatton has had gay sex with at least two other men
>>154173409How the fuck would anyone here know that, it’s normie central here
>>154173408Kino
>>154172780Him or Mike Weir
>>154173426Weir is famous for being the only relevant Canadian.
RAKEBALL
I am starting to think the 12th is a little too easy
>>154173409town & country, 2nd oldest in the US
Why aren't any of the old yuro players as humble as Jack Nicklaus? Faldo is a complete ass
>>154173434>His other worldwide wins include the 2001 Tour Championship at Champions Golf Club in TexasSo he was basically relevant for 4 days
Lucky kick of the century right there
>>154173193Have a lot of money
>>154173461>newfag has to google who Mike Weir is top cazzie lad go to your angry island dance now in response to me roasting your ass lmfao
>>154173409Shanqin Bay
I should go to the gym but I'm gonna order pizzas and drink spiced rum instead, fuck it
>>154173378BRAZZERS
Industry guys respect THE Michael "Mike" Weir
>>154173378nhentai
>>154173409Golf De Vidauban
>>154173473Swing and a miss there, champ. I knew who he was, just checking his other achievements. Which apparently deserved one sentence.
ROSE IS IN 1ST PLACE
>>154173493>I-I w-was just d-double checkingcazzie in a tizzy here
>>154173494posts that aged quite poorly
Lowry is so fat, Jesus Christ
>>154173501>he's doubling downBit like Bryson in a bunker there, lad
Did anyone catch those blonde sex kittens on Johnson’s shot
>>154173524Did you just read his wikipedia page as well? He has a youtube channel you might enjoy watching on your iPhone, lil guy
>Danny Willett the most forgettable Masters winnerHow about Byron Nelson or Ralph Guldahl or do we all remember them
>>154173531>Wikipedia>consuming BrysonslopNGMI
>>154173541>cazzie is so retarded he doesn't realize I am making fun of him by suggesting that he watches Bryson's youtubeholy kek your island education system is terrible go google Mike Weir again lmfao
>>154173524>”Hey I haven’t heard much of Bryson yet wonder why”>search the leaderboards for him>+4, barely clinging onto the cutKek, what a bitch!
fuck lowry that fat fuck
Reed Hatton final pairing
>>154173546>n-no, I was suggesting YOU consoom the slopSure thing, toots
>>154173565>He has a youtube channel you might enjoy watching on your iPhone, lil guy>I was suggesting YOU consoom the slopESL or just a retarded Maori?
>>154173547>he thinks I'm a Bryson fanYou are also NGMI
>>154173575lmao you literally are ESL holy shit
>>154173574I just don't consume slop, cupcake. And Mike Weir is still a one-time wonder
yeah I’m thinkin it’s time for kiwi to go to bed and stop shitting up my thread
>my threadgoodness me
CAM ON RORY>>154173624American Thread
>>154173608>my threadYou seem a little too invested there, champ. Anyhow it's coffee time for me, I'll probably see you in the next thread. Have fun shouting at the television
we watching general coverage or feature groups, I never know what to pick
Let's get a 4-Way playoff between McIlroy, Koepka, Day, and Scheffler on Sunday
>>154173636Feature groups
hey @grok tell me about mike weir
>when the kiwi refuses to watch your youtube channel
>>154173664>yfw you can already see you'll be cut
>inb4 triple again
Rose meltyyyyHe's nervous
>>154173680Leave him alone, he'll be fine
>>154173664>tfw you didn't 3d print good irons
speef is even on the day
>>154173664
IT'S FUCKING OVER ROSE MISSED A 4-FOOTER BAILOUT NOW
SCOTTY WET
NO
>Rose missed a 4 footer
scottiesisters...
>>154173727No, I'm rooting for him.
Not like this Scottie bros...
It’s looking like Mcilsoy victory
>number 1 in the world by the way
>>154173664yfw your 5iron is downloaded from turbosquid.com
Real time Rose collapse
rose is done...
>his smile and optimism: RESTORED
>Sam Burns sponsored by Raising Canesuhhh, based?
Ever since Scheffler said life is meaningless, he hasn't been the same
>Write an A>Pronounce it OI know Dutch is a meme language sometimes, but this is just retarded.
is the bunker really this large or is rory just such a manlet he is making it look big
Anyone see that commercial with the sexy golfer girl in the tight pants?
>>154173803>>154173803>>154173803nudes
>>154173806hot
>>154172868Koepka comes off as an insecure, uninterested asshole in every press conference and interview. He constantly shits on reporters asking valid questions, which would be only somewhat acceptable if he was #1.True golf chads are top ranked and extremely humble about it, like Scottie.
>>154172420You just know he tried dinosaur nuggies but had to compromise
