old thread >>154160334
>shitty scuffler
>fatrick peed
Cam on Rose, score some fackin' birdies
>>154173845I think he's back
It’s another “Rory gets an early lead and then crashes on Sunday” Masters episode. You really couldn’t make this up.
Ben Griffin lookin pretty rad in the shades
If anyone sees a guy at the bar in a full masters caddy outfit it’s me don’t be weird say hi
>>154173866Cute..
koepka called me a slur and pushed me to the ground at the houston open
do they really need 91 fucking golfers?Should be top 30
I miss being a young lad and watching Mike Weir and Tiger battle it out week in and week out
Queef's little tism seal thigh clap from his bad putt was cute
>>154173868wtf I'm a brooksbro now!?!?
I can putt better than these 'pros'
>>154173870@grok please tell me if Mike Weir was a relevant golfer
RORY IN THE RED>RORY IN THE REDRORY IN THE RED
>goyry sheckleroy
wheres my boy Fleetwood
>>154173803this seems like a bannable offense at Augusta, especially by a player.
Rory needs to take a little ride with Tiger
>>154173891probably at the local retirement home scoping out another wife
>>154173895>would rather have a dumb, bitchy 18-year-old retard for a wife, than a lustful, experience and submissive MILF for a wife.I weep for the future.
>>154173914he's raising his wife's sons lol
Burgers seething about Rory will never not be funny.
>>154173921meanwhile, you are a virgin incel on 4chins.
>>154173893More than likely a reprimand and possible fine. He's flipping off the water and not anyone in particular. It's not like he destroyed the clubhouse and then scurried away like a bitch.
>>154173864out the phone away Ben, it's against the rules
>>154173927ok tommy
rorywinslol
>>154173930>It's not like he destroyed the clubhouse and then scurried away like a bitch.I told you already, I was on medication and it didn't mix well with the 8 trulys I had on the front nine.
justinchokeslol
>>154173884stop outsourcing your brain to gay I
When is Phil teeing off today?
can scottie come back to top 5 or is it over?
Olazábal22355566889oof. rough stretch there.
>>154173966its over, Tommy Fleetwood already won...
>>154173972Sheeit I thought he was on the champions tour
nice putt brooks. kwab
>>154173966This is Scottie's MO: average play on Thursday and Friday and turns on God mode for the weekend.
>>154173980He is.
>Spieth spreading his legs reading his putthot
>>154173930>It's not like he destroyed the clubhouse and then scurried away like a bitch.Wyndham Clark at Oakmont?
>>154173914His wife is 23 years old than him. That's hot when you're 18-20. Not when you're on the champions tour and your wife has dementia.
>>154173992kwab
>>154173930>He's flipping off the water and not anyone in particular.lmao how drunk was he
>>154173994Enjoy living life alone and loveless.
>>154174008He’s scottish, what do you think
>>154174015I have a golfer gf already bud :)
>>154174015Well he'll soon be when his wife dies of alzheimer's
>>154174008He just hit his ball into the drink on 15 TWICE. Quadruple bogey on the hole and ruined the rest of his day. Not surprised he was pissed off.
i see that fatrick reed is still a fat fuckin' douche bag.
It's over.Is Rory on PEDs?
>>154174022he can just get a new gf
>>154174031I didnt see, what happened
>>154174029I understand that. It is funny that he is flipping off a body of water, and not a fan like you would expect.
>>154174033Winning last year unlocked his brain.Simple as.
>>154174018sticking your friend's putter up your ass doesn't count bud :)
>scottie>again
>scott
Scottie just needs some more time... heh... my boy
>>154174043aw, don't be mad. you too can find love some day :)
scottie shuffling his way down the leaderboard
>Rors 2 under through 3This man has no limits now that the monkey is off his back.
>>154173994Jesus I'm 30 and my dad is 1 year older than Frankie's momGrimHappy that the little lad isn't autistic at least
>>154174033The rest of the field took the Scottypill, and became enlightened to the fact that just play a game where winning does not matter. Only Rory is left tryharding to make up for his short stature.
>>154174055Speith is on his way up tho
>>154174038he's fat.
>>154174065>SpeefDon’t do it anon….
>>154174053if that's what you call love, I'm good. :)
The first man to win three Masters in a row...
>>154174071just wait and see
>hit all GIR>bogey your last hole with a three-puttkwab hatton
>#1 in the world
>>154174087which dutch golfer are we rooting for here bro?
rory is invincible
holy
someone man up and throw a beer at Rory's wife
Tommy Fleetwood is our only hope at a competitive Sunday
>>154174101The highest ranked is Joost Luiten and he's even struggling to keep up in the DP world tour.
>>154174101He's not even Dutch. He's a SEAmonkey.
Is Patrick Reed the Patrick S Tomlinson of golf? They’re both fat, unlikable sacks of shit who manage to get everyone around them to hate them.
>>154174133what the fuck are you talking about
>>154174123>struggling to keep up in the DP world touranyone would vs lana rhoads or adriana checknik desu
>IBM AI commercial>shartjeet actor enough
>>154174146why is it dirty?
>>154174136Patrick S Tomlinson and Patrick Reed share names and many unlikable qualities. Like being fat
>>154174146Just like driving the green on a Par 4, and I've never experienced it too
>>154174151no she just grew up in a devout Pentecostal family and their pasted brainwashed them that it’s a form of sodomy and they would all perish in eternal hellfire if they participated
>>154174137Reduce your porn intake anon.
i'm off the Scottie bandwagon. let's get a Rory/Rose rematch
>>154174157This is how you've chosen to end your miserable life, stlaker. Enjoy Prison
>>154174175And all throughout dating you were fine with not getting blown?
Ladies and gentlemen, we made it to the week end
>>154174203basé
Time to get cozy
Jaysuhn Daiy
>>154174203living the life lad
>>154174188My father is not the “black cock sucking” champion of the Midwest. This is your delusion. Enjoy prison
Who allowed a jeet into the top 20
My wife is there right now and she bought me a Peter Millar polo, a coffee cup, and a gnome :)
TOMMYBROS
The Rory Crumble starts here.
>>154174360throw her strap-on away
>>154174305He's good. He will win a major some day
>>154174360bend over and take it
jacket belongs to reed this year
>>154174423Wouldn't fit
>>154174370>>154174429
Fleetwoodbros, were right back in it
>Cheat at golf>Also be a sack of shit to your family who support you even though you treat them like shit It really makes sense that he's also fat
I'm happy every time seeing that fucking jeet twig miss his putt
>>154173870What do you call a black man being chased by 100 white man? The pga tour.
>>154174471cope
>>154174471what did fatrick do to you, anon?
>>154174471I know Wyndham and Bryson get most of the hate but Reed has to be the biggest FAGGOT in the sport right now
>>154174471He also got kicked off the golf team in college for stealing from other players
>>154174471why are golfers such complete fucking cucks to their wives this should be studied. heil tiger.
>Wowyyyy
>>154174471he was also caught on a hot mic saying vile homophobic slurs
>>154174471No child, I am still very much close to my family and speak to them daily. Anything else is incorrect. These are your delusions. Enjoy prison.
>>154174518the masters has fallen....
>>154174518why are women allowed at augusta
>+4 projected cutyou think that holds?
>Now playing [004_chip_chip_tweet_chip.mp3]
>>154174471Damn his wife is mid too.
his family openly used the "n" word at home while he was growing up. cutting them out of his life was completely justified.
>>154174583Nutrition?
How would you feel if a Chinaman won the Masters?
>>154174483Great movie.https://youtu.be/qiMvhqQoQyk
>Hovland fumblingfucker is gonna miss the cut 100%
>>154174599No need to worry about that.
Relation to the sport of golf?
Does /golf/ have jannies?
>>154174621>>154174633>>154174645These are really unflattering photos of Patrick Reed. Can you please remove them?
>>154174645But enough about yout mother
Well at least it isn't cheese pizza
>>154174633>>154174645Hey hey hey this isn't the BBC I was raised on!
sorry guys i need to go and meet my gf for dinner
fatprick sneed
>>154174719Dude come back, Tiger Woods just arrived he's about to tee up
>>154174071Being a Spieth fan is suffering. FUCK THIS CAPTCHA
xander surge
>>154174778another day and another abhorrent leaf post
heh thats why theyre called amateurs lol
>>154174795This entire thread is a fucking disgrace you retard that's the point
>>154174806How old is Brandon Holtz
>>154174778his wife probably hasn't let him golf lately. taking it out on the thread
sorry just came back to get my wallet leaving now to see my gf. see you guys tomorrow!
>>154174820Ah, a Texan I see
>>15417482339 yyear old boomer according to golf digest
>>154174778bro is he reading my mind? holy shit.
would you guys fuck my girlfriend?
ANYONE BUT RORY
>>154174861No
>>154174861>dimples>minimal makeup >dresses classy>cute smile>blondeAnon she's wife material
the masters has fallen. billions must (improve their) lie
just got off the phone with my gf, what did i miss?
>>154174861>tall>fivehead>horse teeth>no curves>no tits>no fashion senseYeah
>>154174861Hell yeah man
>If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer.>'Tisn't.>How do you know?>I'm standing on it.
>>154173989Not for the masters first time he won he had -5 -3 then -1 -1. The second tome he had a -6 on on of the first 2 days. He's like tiger and dominates early when he wins and cruise controls the end while everyone else has to play catch up which typically leads to splashville
>>154174861very girl next door type vibeyou did well anon>>154174885coombrained retard
>Bryson
>Cryson DeManBlow
>>154174861maybe if I was drunk and blind
just spotted brandon freakin' walker sitting by a tree
The pride of Norway!
>rory already blowing itOH NO NO NO NO
>Be burger>Uncontrollable obsession with BBCWhat causes this?
>>154175127I just like sharpe and the ted danson odyssey
>>154175127>Be europoor >Uncontrollable obsession with USAWhat causes this?
>>154175167>Commenting on someone posting porn in a blue board means you're obsessed.try harder m8
>>154175127Their country belongs to Israel, not Americans. All of them are poisoned and brainwashed.
>>154175219>tf>their
are there rules against drinking 30 beers and getting blackout drunk at augusta?
Fleetwood looking like a slim Mark O'Meara out there
Interesting pattern of deleted posts.
>>154175047you can't be serious
>>154175228I'm not an "American" but I am white
Will the jeet make the cut? He's the last one in at the moment
>>154175193Yes I'm sure you don't seethe about Americans everlol
>>154175240Someone really liked the British Broadcasting Corporation
FUCK Fatprick Reed
Daily reminder nothing matters until Saturday
>>154175233You just have to drive yourself home like big cat
more like snore-y mcilsoy
Sir Rory does it again
/Sp/eef
ROOOOOOOOOOOOORY
i think fatrick has paid his penance for cheating and being a bitch, we can like him now
>>154174861this is unironically about what I think when I think of a girl who's "wife material", attractive but not too attractive to where she gets too much male attention, and she doesn't look or dress like a total whore. looks like a natural blonde too? blue eyes and tall? Elite breeding genes.
Amerisharts getting dunked on
Fatrick messing up, lucky for Rory
>>154175403you need to go outside
HAHAHAHAHAA GET FUCKED FATTY
look at that texas wedge!
Business idea: Tiger goes to rehab, sobers up, finds God and returns next year to claim his rightful place in Butler Cabin
>Fleetwood sponsored by Bl*ckstoneboooooo
i would lay up twice on 13. that’s just smart golf when i suck
>>154175252Sure thing saar
>>154175424tell me what part of what I said was wrong, dumb mick
I asked my friend who is a decent golfer what his realistic score would be here for 18 holes and he said 145 because the greens are like an ice rink. Is this corse really thay hard?
>>154175451You got me. I am a shit eating cow worshiping gas station running turd worlder. It's over benchods
we’re all pulling for j. day right?
The stream chat has gone full /pol/
TOMMY ON THE MARCH
>>154175511controlled opposition spamming the normie chatlogs i see.
TOMMY MY MAN!
i bet no one saw this coming (myself included) but Rory will actually be the man to overtake Jack in major wins
this is a /Fleetwood/ board btw
damn winning last year really did get rory's head out of his own ass huh
tell me how to git gud at putting. you niggas use the aimpoint method?
>>154175566double dubs of truth
Why can't American golfers compete with Rory?
>>154175561>A Frenchman cheering an Englishman Based
>>154175575Kek
>>154175568step 1 be talentedstep 2 dont be untalented
>>154175561t.Brigitte Macron
>>154175576it's an one sided rivalry, we always had to many neighbours to get obsessed with the english
>>154175568Aimpoint is a fucking meme. Practice, practice, practice!Learn how to work a slope by practicing some more
>>154175568>aimpoint method??
don’t count out DJ. maybe he’s got bored of saudi money and plowing paulina, he might want to win again
>>154175575american golf died with tiger
Kitayama played the back nine in 43. SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>154175593i think reading the putt with your feet could be helpful, but I don’t do it. and also lining the stripe up nicely
>>154175568at my local we're legally allowed to snap someone's putter in half if we see them trying to use aimpoint
>>154175589Even more based
>>154175617Sounds like my score on a good day at the local muni :)
>>154175628And me tbf
How many of you actually play? What would you think you can hit? I could probably break 80............ on the front 9
rory was tanking tournaments and almost tanked his marriage, then called off the divorce and won the masters and is leading it again. what went so right?
>>154175655>what went so right?The threat of losing half his wealth
>tune in>every shot rory hits is fucking terrible>he has a 2 shot leadis the rest of the field even trying?
saaaarrr!!
SAAR!
>>154175652My best ever 18 hole score was an 80. I still have the card cause I don’t play that much and it was exceptional for me
>>154175655he found god
this is some good golf on back 9
Rory loving the straw today
>>154175707pics or it didn't happen
>>154175655He remained loyal to his family and God rewarded him.
>>154175652I am the most inconsistent golfer in the world. I can go out to my parents' club and start par-birdie-par-birdie-par and then start hitting hook shots into the middle of the desert and lose 3 balls in a row
>>154175730THAT'S A GRAND SLAM TRVTH NVKE
rory rory hallelujah
>>154175730
>>154175754im a mental midget as well. just when i start playing well, piss rocket pull directly into the nearest OB
>>154175727
>>154175781It's fucking over I haven't even broken 100
>>154175781>current year>anon actually delivers Sometimes life is alright
what a round from Young damn
>>154175730Does anyone have a prettier wife that Rory? And I don't mean hotter (aka bimbomaxxed).
RORY
>>154175795What's the problem, bro? Maybe anons can help you
>tfw only ever beat my dad at golf once>shot an 86, dad shot at 88>tfw dad developed Parkinsons shortly after he had to give up golfIll never get to play a round with the man who taught me how to golf.Feels bad bros
>>154175795Just keep going to the range. Take some lessons if you have to
Rory's taken a liking to that green jacket and doesn't want to give it back.
Fleetwood wearing his grandpas wardrobe?
>>154175652My all time low is 102, I want to die
>>154175837he’s keen on it
It's midnight, I'm drunk af, I'm off to bed. See you fuckers tomorrow. Dubs say Rory will choke.
Akshaybros, I hate to tell you this, but...
>Fatrick
Rory will be on a mission to prevent Patrick Reed from winning.Could get interesting on Sunday if they are in the final pair.How will Augusta deal with boorish yanks shouting USA USA USA
>>154175852no redeem the cut line saar
>>15417565287 on my local course which is about 6,200 yards. I reckon I'd be looking at 150+ at Augusta, and that's probably a generous estimate.
>>154175814Some big things:1) Lost a little distance on my irons when I already only had 90MPH driver distances (160 6-iron, 140 7-iron, 130 8-iron). Lost a few yards on those clubs2) I've now developed a natural habit of taking the club path more outside, which may have been from all of my chipping practice3) Not taking my swing deep enough (my teacher said I should focus on it this week), so that is giving me some slices. I should've brought this up with him but I believe that's why I've got a slice again on my driver.>>154175827I've been taking mostly weekly lessons for like a year, but I really should focus on daily grinding to keep warm
>>154175844feel good, play good. he’s the comfiest mf out there
Lmao this high school kid embarrassed himself, he’ll never lose his virginity now
Rory fucking McIlroy
HOLY SHIT THIS NIGGER IS ON FIRE
Rory is going for 10 majors after getting that bugaboo off his back. Looks like he's at his absolute peak
>>154175893JINX
>>154175897what happen? did tiger roll his car again?
>bryson in charge of trying to get the ball out of a bunker
Scottie doesn't have that dog in him. Rory is taking over the rest of this decade
>>154175907he's fucked it. pack it up bryson, no weekend golf for you
>DeShambles once more
Shambles
Memechambeau melts down on the 18th
serious question, how does liv survive this?
>>154175925pump more oil
DECHAMBROS…not like this!
>>154175931Strait's closed sorry
ON THIS WEEKS VIDEO. MAKING THE CUT AT THE MASTERS CHALLENGE:LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE
>>154175925LIV players did carry the Ryder cup though
>>154175907What do you expect when he uses a 38 degree sand wedge?
>says some dumb shit
>>154175855Won't happen much at Augusta, the stewards will tell them to shut up.
>>154175925Patrick Reed is winning this
>>154175940CAN I BEAT PRO GOLFERS WITH CLUBS 3D PRINTED IN A DAY?? (UNEXPECTED RESULTS)
>>154175855Doesn't happen at Augusta. Mongs are priced out of attending.
>Blightson Deflombay
>>154175957*SPOILER* THE AWNSER IS NO...
It’s Dechover
Memechambeau triple bogeys the 18th shits hilarious
>>154175951You're deluded, he's already peaked and will be -1 by Sunday evening.
>>154175945kek glad I'm not the only onehe pipes in with the most useless shit ever, when Bryson's ball was falling down the hill and he pointed it out I honestly started to doubt it was gonna happen
Your all set for some weekend golf and out of nowhere you triple the 18th and it's away home you go.
These two getting cut has made my weekend. Time for some Rose, Rory Scottie kino
Bryson sure has a severe case of fuckfaceitis.
>>154175985my all set is what?
>mfw DeShambles
>>154175998very good
Clever strategy from Rory to just skip the putting part
HOLY FUCKING RORY
yeah, that's it'ory's to choke now
RORY IS THE BEST
mcilGOD
McIlroy kicking the shit out of Augusta
Rorygods…I kneel…
>>154175993And Fleetwood staying in close contention before the inevitable shitting the bed on the final 9 holes.
rory wins this tournament by at least 15 shots.
Yeah I’m thinking Rory’s back and locked in. It’s over.
>deshartbeau
I fall asleep for 2 hours and wake up to rory pitching in from 100 feet. got dam
The final pairing on Sunday will be Fleetwood-McIlroy. Get it?
rory the god
Scheffler doesn't have the psychopathic obsession with golf like Rory. He'll go down as another guy like Spieth. Rory is the one
>>154176021You missed DeChambeau missing the cut on the 18th
People say Rory is a jerk but he’s always generous with the fist bumps and high fives
The weekend meltdown will be kino
>>154176033Too soon bro :(
>>154176023sounds like a bunch of Rumors to me
>>154176033total chud death
Rory has been on fire ever since the 2025 Ryder Cup.Good job, Mutts. Your endless heckling created a Golf God.
Scottie is too preoccupied with things like Jesus, and having a familyNone of the sporting greats actually believed in Jesus (and stayed alive for long)
>5 stroke lead on Friday>nipples fully erectYeah I'm thinking he's got this one in the bag
Is it gonna be a Sunday Bloody Sunday?
>show rory>show cam young>go to commercial when the Am is hitting his last tee shot of the 2026 Masterskek
Can’t believe all these empty seats. These so called “patrons” are a joke
>>154176034He's a twat when he's not winning.
>>154176033kek, I'll be watching the replay, so I will get to see it.
>>154176028Kek. Wait till Sunday.
Rory was haunted by that need to win the green jacket. Now that he's got it he's going to fucking beast the rest of his career. He said he wanted to go down as the greatest European golfer of all time but he is now competing to be the best player of all time.
Will anyone even get close to him?
>>154176055First two days are always quieter in every major tournament.
>>154176067>now competing to be the best player of all time.kek that is some delusion
>>154176067Still has a long way to go to match Tiger when he was at his peak.
>>154176071I am close to him in my heart.
>>154176067this poster is delusional, get him to the augusta infirmary
>>154176071He will choke tomorrow. This is Patrick Reed’s to win. Glory for Patrick!
No matter how much Rory achieves, he's still a leprechaun-faced little dork imo
>>154176103This anon is prophetic
jesus
>>154176106rat faced nigga lmao
>be rory>hit about 3 fairways in the first 36 holes>have a 6 shot lead
>>154176071He better rake 'em in tomorrow otherwise Scottie will go on one his trademarked Shef's Specials on Sunday and troll the field yet again.
The rory cocksucking by the commentators is so embarrassing
>>154176045I thought Rory moved back home
>>154176122It’s like I always say…drive for show, putt for dough
>>154176071Reed will fuck his face on Sunday
why doesn't this little rat use the actual irish flag?
>>154176130blowouts have to be historic or amazing in some way to not be boring as fuck
>>154176135hey that's a good one, mind if i use it?
How’s my boy Speef doin?
>>154176135bit in this post i reckon
>>154176142Take it my friend, it’s yours!
>>154176118Yeah he's a rodent-man kek
guys guys guys>Rodentman McIlrat
6 7
It's great how Rory makes mutts seeth.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
RORS DAB N ON THE REST OF THE FIELD FR NO CAP
kek based
kneel
fookin MackleroyI'm gonna putt some ballsonly got birdies in my pocket
STOOOOOOOOOOP THIS IS RAPE END IT ALREADY
Does DeShambles off himself tonight or not what’s the over/under
What are the headlines gonna be after choking away the largest ever lead at halfway?
It’s not fair!
>oh, hey /golf/
>>154176155Ratry McIlmouse
>>154176157That black fella has a 2-Ball
>cantlay's is the last group in They let everyone else play through or something?
Rory looking too strong, bros
more can't play haha lol
>>154176201Even if there's a tie, he will never lose a playoff. He has that last hole on lock now
>>154176034Wrong, he's generous now because he's getting soft in his old age.
Rory has overcome the mental block and is poised for a generational run, so put a condom in your ear and fuck what ya heard
>>154176209>kids yelling out asking him for his ball>he ignores himHe's a monster
>B-B-But it was supposed to be Bryson's year, guys...!
Butch Harmon still going strong on Sky Sports, love that old codger
>>154176228>Butch still going>Tiger dednever should have broken up the dream team
>>154176226>bhatia>77kek. told you all that piece of shit cocksucker sponsor-exemption faggot didn't belong.
>>154176157Isnt Rory a rival of yours since hes English?
>>154176235I imagine Tiger himself wishes he kept Butch given how ugly things turned out with Hank Haney
Jesus christ this woman says a million words to say nothing
>>154176283You'll have to be more specific.
I'm just happy we are done with (((espn))) and the globalist piece of shit scott van pelt for the weekend.
Damn Jake Knapp's gf died in september
>>154176347>star PGA golfer>star
>>154176347one less bimbo in the world
>>154176239qrd? He had an awesome chip at 17 off the bunker to make the cut and then shit the bed on 18 with a double bogey.
>>154176217>Bratty dirty blond kid at an $800 ticket event brought by his douchebag dad striving in a corrupt capitalist regime by stepping on average joes Forgive me if I don’t shed a tear
What would it take for Scheffler to drop to two to Rory’s first place?
>>154176576I was being sarcastic
>>154176226>barely better than the fucking geriatricstotal LIV death
So Rory either establishes himself as a Masters legend or goes down as the biggest choke artist in the history of ANC?
Why did the pm wave play super fast yesterday but today the surfaces were slower for the pm wave? It doesn't make sense because there was no rain and all sun. Something is amiss
>>154176823> It doesn't make sense because there was no rain and all sunEverything is artificial at augusta. It’s basically a gloried mini golf course. Every inch of the ground is manipulated by heating, cooling, drainage and irrigation systems.The groundskeepers decide how augusta plays, not the weather
I bet rory couldnt fly a rocket around and the moon and land it back on earth
>>154176865Send Rory, Brooks, Bryson and Reed on a 10 days mission around the Moon
>>154176854I was gonna go conspiracy and say they made it easier for Rory, but then that'd mean they'd be screwing over the scheffler, koepka, speith wave which wouldn't make sense either. Maybe they just didn't like how firm it played Thursday afternoon and wanted change
I always had the idea in my head that most golfers look like tiger or Bryson but it seems like majority are paper thin or kind of husky with no muscle definition, especially the young ones
>>154176319/threadESPN is unwatchable. Their core purpose now is racism narratives, not sports.
>>154177033today all the headlines on espn are women’s basketball players signing contractsIt’s all so tiresome
>>154176535>he had that one shot thoughkek. sponsor-exemption DEI hire.
>>154176918jettison reed on the return trip though.
>>154177033ryan clark on masters coverage next year. wanna see augusta blow a gasket when he starts talking about slave plantations
>>154177110he'd show up to the studio in a white jumpsuit and call it a "slave uniform" because some (((executive))) told him most caddies at Augusta are, or were historically, black.
Damn Rory is styling on these losersWinning once opened the floodgates to never lose again
>>154177228Fleetwood wins these
>>154176347Damn I wish that was me
rory flubs itfatrick sputtersday snipes the weekend
>>154177306espn then makes his profile picture even darker than they did for this event just so they can talk about how blacks are running golf again.
>>154176033It's the cross he has to bear...
bryson can still win
>>154175932Did you know he has a youtube channel? Couple of anons told me about it
amanda balionis is a succubus. rory cut her off and look at him now
>>154177228what does my guy Li need to do to steal this one
>>154177809he needs tommy to choke, mainly
Greatest choke of all-time incoming?
yeah a great number of americans choking on rory's masters winning dick
[spoiler]When does Phil tee off tomorrow?[/spoiler]
>>154177961the most famous australian/new zealander golfer is a massive choke artist, you fucking queen cuck.
Is DeChambeau blasting tren or something? No 32 year old should look that old
>>1541758751) with those numbers you can easily shoot mid 80's, they're fineSounds like it's a combo of swing path and possibly club face. How's your short game by the way?
>>154177991damn, look at the fuckin' PGA pro blessing us with his presence tonight. How's the industry goin', bud?
>>154177981is she? i really don't think lydia is known for choking
>>154178015retard
brother we're only 2 rounds in, he might not win, stop seething lmao
That egg salad hat is a banger
Let me tell you somethin...
We’re all brothers here
>>154177354It's funny how people are starting to get tired of his schtick. He hired a good publicist and started making le quirky YouTube videos to clean up his image because he was a known giga asshole and it worked for a little while. Now his own blatant stupidity and ego cost him today with his mind bogglingly retarded club choices. Literally gets what he fucking deserves and a people seem to be turning on him.
millennial roryvszoomer bryson
>>154178085What New Zealand golfer we rootin for at the Master bro?
jay day mogs kiwis
brb bros, gonna watch all of de-SHAME-BLOWS 148 shots.
>pin-high in the bunker in 2 on 11>dub your sand shot>dub your next sand shot>essentially dub your next sand shot, but it gets on the green>two-puttkwab
>short of the green, but still in an ok spot in a relatively flat part of the bunker, in 2 on 18>dub your sand shot>get out of the bunker FINALLY, oh, but wait, your ball catches the false front and rolls down the fuckin' fairway>blast your pitch shot past the hole because your UBER STRONG MAN! FUCK YEAH!!!!>two-puttkwab
You guys ever wonder what America would look like if the Chinese had discovered it first?
>>154178491like china probably
Bryson needs a coach who has the balls to slap some sense into him. He’s running out of time. His meme BS doesn’t work. Hit some normal fucking clubs. Putt with a normal fucking stroke. Stop trying to out-think the field and just beat them head-up.
do you think augusta has a no cocaine policy?
>>154178538DJ’s invited, no?
>>154178538no
>>154178522you're talking about a guy who tried to use a fucking math COMPASS to line up his fucking putts.
>>154178583Right but does no one realize those quirks are holding him back? Isn’t there someone in his circle who can convince him to just try one year playing like a normal human? Like nigga just play golf.
>>154178583>>154178652i think a compass and sextant and trigonometry would help my putting game
>>154178667yes, but they are illegal under rule number whatever whatever.
is a 9 wood instead of a 4 iron a meme? I’ve tried that long of a wood
>>1541787253d print a 4 iron that fits you better
>>1541787259 wood is easier to hit, so if you are still learning or have a weaker swing spead, go with the 9 wood.
>>154178744bryson choked it so he didn’t have to be inspected by usga
rory is like bo norman off the tee, but moe norman everywhere else
Conspiracy tards love to talk about the tunnels under the Denver airport, but little do they realize the sprawling network of underground tunnels, housing, vaults, and fallout shelters that exit beneath Augusta national dwarf what the govt has built under DIA.
>>154178221Autism is a curse everyone here has to bear
>>154178858explain.
You guys are going to love the commentaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK2Ia0heMZo
>>154178903Kevin Kisner went into detail about with Fore Play Pod not too long ago if you wanna find it. Said the player parking garage exists entirely under the driving range. They go into a tunnel and ride an elevator up to the locker room and range. Said is also how they keep all the concession stands stocked. There's an entire city under Augusta Natl.
>>154178903they drive beers and sandwiches in the tunnels so patrons don’t see resupply runs. but clinton and epstein probably know all about those tunnels
>>154178940I wouldnt be surprised, elites are fags and would want to be close to golf if they get bored hiding out
>>154178962It's Disneyworld for white male adults. Above ground it's magical, below ground everything happens, and overnight everything changes.
>>154178975I gotta get in there, but I am not into cannibalism etc, can I still be hip?
>>154178985You'd have a better chance at icing some line steppers for Fred Ridley and being gifted tickets than you would be trying to win their ticket lottery. So sharpen up your assassin skills, cuz there's always some niggas that Ridley wants to ice (and bury left of Ray's Creek on the 13th fairway).
>>154177997don't know how to tell you this chief, but I'm not a professional golfer. That anon was struggling to break 100 and divulged his problems so I offered a couple of pointers. You seem a little pent up, everything ok or has Bryson missing the cut made you question your existence?
I've been boozing since like 3:30 when I got off. Every pisser I've taken tonight I've raised my left hand and said "quite please". It's the little things, bros.
who’s your no homo nigga? jason day for me
moe norman would’ve won 7 in a row if augusta would’ve let him in
Rory will burn in hell for the life he’s lived. And the mick face he’s worn
>>154180566go to bed Bryson
>>154179119eat a bag of dicks you wanna-be hacker.
kek that other kiwi has you retards on a string. Suspect he's the /nfl/ chad.
>>154175875are those yardages? if so, thats reasonably weak but hitting it far isn't what gets you from shooting 110 to 90. my biggest advice to anyone around your level is to stop trying to hit the ball hard. swing at 80% power and try to make it feel smooth and clean. you'd be surprised how much of a difference finding the middle of the clubface will make to your distances, and your misses will be less fuckedif you can miss better then you'll start lowering your scores quickly. try to get to a place where the ball still goes somewhat straight when you don't hit it cleanly.
>>154180804If your doctor missed the cut like Bryson did, you might still have your foreskin.
>>154180958lel
>retarded faggot from /nfl/ is same-fagging like a bitch, pretending he knows anything about golfblodix will never win >your team a ring.>>154180855>blah blah blah, i google'd some shit and here is me trying to decipher the big words they used.kwafuckingfaggotaussiewannabefaggotbitchcunt
Can't believe deshambles is on a heater after missing the cut AND posting with us #blessed
>>154181104are you the guy who seethes about antipodeans on 4chan despite us running this board?
>greg norman's personal cock-sleeve is trying to talk shit to Americans in a thread about an American sport.kek
>trying to talk shit to Americans in a thread about an American sport>a thread about an American sport>American sportyou are absolutely malding kekekek
I look forward to your several paragraph reply about how "golf" is an "american sport" which I simply will not be reading
>>154181134seethe on fella
>>154181134>>154181175you two look like a right pair of cunts, just sayin'
>>154181525i agree with most of this list but why cant they guess where the ball might land, or putt lengths?
>>154181529this is the same course that gets their panties in a knot over stimpmeter data
For me it's Chi Chi Rodriguez
Ah, the Maori is back. Did you spend your day googling more golfers, cazzie?
Rory needs to shoot like +3 today. I dont care if he wins, just don't turn Masters Sunday into a boring victory lap.
Rory will shoot a near even round and at least one or two in the top 5 will make a run at the lead
Rory has a six stroke lead!????? He was flopping when I went to bed
Saturday pins
>>154182294That front pin at 11 is scary as hell. Back pin at 15 is almost impossible too, even with wedge.
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