Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowedClay season edition>CalendarSecond half of the Sunshine Double, the Miami OpenClay season looms>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/utakmice.net/tenis/vipleaguestreams.com/tennis1Previous: >>154104402
>>154172402>clay season>starting a thread with the grass king instead of the clay kingApologise to Casper Ruud
Yeah not sure about this OP image.
What an annoying grunt
>>154172402A proper look of disgust for the worst part of the tour.
Motivation: 0
All favorites so far. Demon?
>>154172657Probably.The meme run ends now.
so many rich pretentious frogs rock up to see vacherot
Never doubted VacheGOAT
Geez, just because he lost to Sinner again doesn't mean he needs to change careers
semen slurpaurde minfraud
>>154172534Me playing halo 2 with the boys
>De Minaur hold serve challenge IMPOSSIBLE
>>154172500wdym it's hilarious
He's literally unbeatable
>>154173075It’s one of my favourite images but this is hecking the start of clay season.
>>154173079Still my goat
Vacherot needs shorts that fit
tired of seeing this guy's freakish legs
>>154173245Or no shorts
Based Zverking can reach top5
>>154173354He will be 4th easily.
The Vacheride ends here
Where the FUCK are Nick and Bernie to save Australian tennisRocket Rod must be rolling in his grave right now
>break points won: 3/13Grim
Po popopopo popopopo
getting really tired of this weirdly proportioned Monegasque.Will root for Alcaraz for the first time in my life tomorrow.
The Australian desert rat can't stand the power of the cow
He reminds me of Cilic.
Is Katyusha Boulterova there?
he is unbreakable.
The plot armour is too strong
You can’t break a rotten cow.
dropshot that fat cow
How does Demon have such poor rally tolerance on slow clay in cold night time conditions
>monegasque ultras Um… sovl
Vacherot breaks here
disgusting, wasting almost 20 break points
De Minaur will want to win this game you have to feel.
He's gonna win this whole shit. Well certainly alcaraz can't stop him.
Smart play. You can’t fall to the ground in ro16 and the QF. Saving fall to the ground energy for the semi.
So primitive, in his ways.We need a neandertal to handle him, Grug will step up.
Can't believe I napped through Fonsecarev but stayed awake for this shit
>>154173717cope. grug can't handle this. it'll take sinnsation
Fucking
Sasha with a C is the only player worth watching. He gives you hope and occassionally fulfils it. Way more human and interesting than the 2 roid robots.
So I guess the first Sinner/Alcaraz final of 2026 is booked
grim
If he paid his taxes would he die?
>>154173752>>154173746Wild. Guy is going to have an epic fall-off
>>154173768He'd be lucky to still be bumming around like Norrie when he's 30
Vacherot passes the eye test. He’s legit
>>154177150He's like 80% legs. He freaks me out too much to pass the eye test
I wanna swim in the lake that I grew up in wanna spend half the day high in boston common ground
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>>154173387Isn't he, like, a diabetic 40 year old? I don't even know how he hasn't retired yet.
Do you think Vacherot spent most of his life being compared to his way more successful cousin, and every time he does well it feels like sweet revenge?
Barcelona and Munich qualifiers start soon
>>154180135>CukierWho's the cuckiest?
>>154180287Well he is now officially better than his cousin ever was, that's for sure.
I forgot how early they begin
Really not sure about this system of having multiple important Masters matches with good players playing each other every day building up to a weekend climax. I think we should extend the tournament so we can have one match a day max, the top players don’t start playing until halfway through the tournament, and the tournament ends on Tuesday at 3AM.
>>154181848Gaudenzi hire this man
When is Zverev going to discover shampoo and conditioner?
Belt on ass time
Shame about the clouds. MC looks best during blazing sunshine
>returning a gorillion meters behind the baseline
It’s zverover
I wish Zverev didn't look so down every single time something doesn't go well.
>tune in>already over
Is the camera always this far away? I can’t see shit.
>>154182112On this court yes, it's like they've never heard of zoom
When did he move?
Fonz died for this
Don't let him bagel you, Alex!
s'not funny
Perhaps it never even began
Sky Sports Tennis just cut away to a golf press conference
Zverev is absolutely hopeless, sooner or later he will just stop trying to reach semifinals for just another spanking
Welp. Time to mow the lawn
>>154178070Why not today?
i feel sick watching zverev 'play' tennis
The only redeeming qualitiy of Zverev is always betting 10k against him in big matches, made me a wealthy man
Zverev's only hope is that Sinner falls asleep due to playing him the 4th Masters 1000 SF in a row
This is grim
>>154182245Yes, but he would still only win one set kek
Bruh
Zverev bros, we still got time, Sascha is only turning 30 next year basically a spring chicken
We WON a game. Nobody can take that from US
Hopefully this means I get to watch Vachekino without it being 1AM
Zverev's grunting is getting more high pitched
Wake me up when Jannos Alcarinner
>>154182351This won't change the starting time of the next match. It will still not start before 3:30 Pm local time
>>154182384more Austrian
>>154182401That's acceptable, the problem is when an inevitable outcome like Sinner winning gets dragged out to 3 sets. The most dreadful is when a player breaks serve to stay in the match only to get rekt in a deciding tiebreak
How about just holding every tournament in Monaco? All the top players "live" there anyway
>>154182435Not the Americans and Alcaraz
>Zvrv
did this match need george russell?
>>1541824931) who cares about the americans? let them compete in places like houston and college campuses lol2) where does Lacaraz live?
>>154182351>without it being 1AMwhy would you live in Australia?
>>154182621El Palmar
>>154182726>le wife beater face
>>154182726why does he put the headband over his ears
Zverev in 5
It's Time for another choke to lose the service game and match
That Federer Rolex ad with Bowie's Starman is pretty good
>>154182639I wanna be like the tennis players and retire in Monaco one day, but it turns out Alcaraz's inspirational yacht advice has some further prerequisites than first thought
>>154182726
>>154182758(minutes)
RIP Zverev
Ok that was a good BH winner
Just like clockwork kek
>>154182722>El Palmarliterally just gives me a bunch of mexican restaurants around.
>>154182749it looks incredibly uncomfortable, even over-ear headphones make my ears ache
Today and tomorrow, Vacherot will stun the world. Sorry Sinncaraz normans
>>154182879>even over-ear headphones make my ears achethat's just autism
Sinner chads we march on
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>>154182897Should Vacherot win the tournament, Sinner would still surpass Alcaraz with a whopping 10-point lead so I'd be okay with it.
>:|
>>154182947Don't post Emma here
>>154182918>44% first serves won for Zverev>75% second serves won for Sinner (at 154 km/h)>>154182931>28-55 under 9 shotsFucking destroyed holy shit
>>154182947He just saw a murderer
>>154182958Aren't you the fat Ivafag?
>>154182947best post itt
>>154182958kek you funny mosche
>>154182947>it's not cricket
Arsenal and Zverev choking, just an average Saturday
You know the other thread is filled with complete gooners
>>154173354World's greatest grand slam finalist and Masters 1000 semifinalist kek
>>154182918>>154182931That is a DISGUSTING display by Sasha Zverev, and it's unfortunate we had that live on our network
This will probably be a pretty good match but I need to sleepShame they had to put the blowout first
>>154183303No shit
>>154183303it always has been. Why would it be any different today?It is still insane how long it took to finally get a separate non coomer general going.
>commentatorsI shall be watching on mute again
>>154182897did you already go sleep or did you get to see him get broken in his second service game already?
>>154183508Eyes still peeled for this shellacking
>>154182902still salty about losing your empire to Britain?
>>154183522are you still salty about losing your empire to the US?what does this retardation have to do with tennis?
>>154183578>are you still salty about losing your empire to the US?no, it's much better being post empire without the chaos it invites>what does this retardation have to do with tennis?the tennis is over
>Outcaraz.
>>154183516time to squeeze those peepers shut and dream of drinkin VBs on the beach
>technology
So many Polish flags.
>>154183741Waszero
>>154183709Yep, it's snooze time. Light out for ValcheROT
its over
>>154183813WAKE UP!
i unironically clapped in my room after that shotneed a webm please
>>154183360Beyond disgusting showing even for Zverev. 44% won on first serve is parody levels of bad. Zero bps saved out of 4 and zero bps created. Won 7 points total on return the whole match on Monte Carlo clay. So beyond abysmal it will be hard to top with even worse showings in the future. But knowing Zverev he will find a way.
hotsauce alcachad
We're getting the first Sincaraz of the year.
old men getting destroyed by zoomers.
Carlos was never going to lose with that new hairdo
>>154184111remove the sponsors and repaint in heavy paint brush strokes and this could definitely be a modern painting in some slam stadium administrators hallway.
Sinner is in more impressive form; he will win 6-3 7-6
>>154184415For me it's Alcaraz 2-1. He will start out strong and catch Sinner offguard in an early game. The second set will be mich closer and Sinner will start looking like the better player by the end of it. He evens the score, looks like he will gobup a break early. But chokes it and ultimately loses like 7-5.
>>154184415Im gonna go with AlcarazCharlie has Sinner's number, especially on clayHe still hasnt found peace from last year's RG rustling
If Grug can make the game last for a while, he's got a chance.
>>154184557yeah forgot to mention that toosinner just isn't that good in long matches, he also isnt that good in long rallies, too
>>154184327not exactly what you suggested but you got me lookin' at abstract clay court tennis art
>>154183303I don’t even check it any more.
bleh...
>>154185201do you know if they have this problem in the volleyball threads?>>154185367that's more like it
>>154185367>TfAI picture 100%
>>154185367>>154185436>>154185755jup exactly how I imagine all the slop at the RG event center looking like>>154185367this almost looks real. the players (especially top) is really good; the bottom's red is odd.>>154184821didnt the saudis do a cringe event recently where they did make a tennis court with a persian rug as the surface?
>>154184540>Charlie has Sinner's numberhe was like 3 math points down at 0-2 at RG last year kekThis year is sinners on clay
>>154185955>he was like 3 math points down at 0-2 at RG last year kekthat's the whole point you dofusthat's a major buckbreaking that takes years and years to resolve
>>154186044>that's a major buckbreaking that takes years and years to resolveno way, thats not Sinner.I totally agree though that Sinner's low stamina is a huge difference between the two.If Alcaraz it has to be three set and long three sets. Which would be pretty kino.
Can we all agree that Sinner was fantastic today, while Alcaraz made a ton of uncharacteristic mistakes?
>>154186399Aye
>>154186423but how do we measure greatness?
>>154186399do you even watch tennis or is this bait?alcaraz has oscillations all the time, every other match he has a period of 1 or even couple of games where he misses everything
>>154186845Oh, fuck off. He sent a bunch of balls out for no reason. Never seen him this bad-
BASED. we're back
>>154186879like i said, he does that all the time. literally all the time. like 15 minute brain freeze where he plays overagressively and can't put the ball in the court
>>154187126
>>154187165how many full matches of tennis have you seen in the last 2 years?i would guess 1 or 2
>>154186423You like guys that win tie breaks? I like guys that don’t go to tiebreaks.
>binner grug final
>>154186423>Sampras>Roddick>McEnroeThey don't make 'em like they used to.
>>154186423nadalbros???????????
zverev needs to ropelike no point him playing.if hes garn be such a spineless fucking loser all the timelike i knew before i checked the match was garn.be 6-1 sinner first seti knew coz zverev is a spineless dickless turd
>>154183855Saw the rest in bed after checking the score once more.I think Alcachud fuck Vacherot over when he requested a replay of that GOATED slice which totally ruined Valentin's momentum. In AO he got away with le cramp timeout, now he abused the video review. Yes I seethe, justice for Jannik comes now
>>154188176>RoddickI don't think anybody misses him
What a day of homosexual sports. Tennis, cycling, dip in and out of a bit of soccer, finish up with the end of the Masters. Six beers in the fridge. Truly we are as kings.
>>154186423No way chokerer is first in TB conversion
>>154199922how much for a litre of petrol and the kid's baby formula?
>>154199922good for you, mate. I have a maximum of 2 hours of Sinncaraz before I have to head to the airport for an 11 hour flight. I will literally arrive when its Monday and missed all of Sunday afternoon and evening.
Odds are dead even lol
>>154199922maximum comfy.i dont drink though, but i can appreciate some sports escapism, i have to say
>>154200346I do have to get a flight at 6pm as well to be fair (an intra-UK flight that somehow takes 1h45 despite me flying from France to here in 1h20 last week). Should see all of Sincaraz unless it’s a 3 set slurpfest
I think Sinner cleans up today, specially with the home crowd advantage.
Wasn't the final at 1pm last year?
