Islanders Bar EditionPrevious >>154169065
>laffs
What's on tap tonight lads?
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>154175994Baseball and video games
>>154176008I always confuse them with Philly as teams in the east I completely forget about. Not sure why.
My penguins (:
bud1
BOOscared you~
>>154175994I'm drinking monster. I don't drink booze. I don't like the feeling, I don't like the taste when drinking it. Cooking with beer/liquor is crazy good though. Bourbon ribs, beer can chicken, vodka cream sauce, Rhum Cake, steak sauce with cognac.But I smoke dope, if it didn't already show.WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT? WHERE'S THE HOCKEY, GARY?
>>154176008Don't worry my Sensies will put them out of their misery tomorrow :)
>>154176057It's time to discuss playoffs. What flavor of monster lad?
>>154176018Bucs won already haven't played vidya in weeks finna play something I think
bud wonmitch won'rito 2
>>154176008They don’t deserve respect after their colossal choke to finish the sesosn
>>154176082five star post
>>154176057>WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT?imagine the following scenario: you get one night and one night only with an nhler. your wife is cool with it. who do you choose?
>>154176104i wanna watch askarov molest celebrini
>>154176104my rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-OP1UyHOg8There's a new "Weird NHL", so I guess that's 30 minutes more.>>154176074>It's time to discuss playoffsThe Pacific is a complete joke. That said, I don't have a problem with divisions, but they should move the 3rd division place to a wildcard spot.>What flavor of monster lad?Just the regular green. I also have Aussie Lemonade in the fridge. I don't drink the no sugar ones cause fake sugar tastes like ass.>>154176104>imagine the following scenario: you get one night and one night only with an nhler. your wife is cool with it. who do you choose?Manon Rhéaume(i don't have a wife, loll)
Sabers > Bruins Habs > lightning Canes > sens (id rather the sens win) Pens > Philly West Colorado > kings Wild > stars Oilers > utah (this one's close, but I think Mcjesus will carry)Vegas > ducks
>>154176124FUCK NO WAIT I MEAN JESSICA CAMPBELL
>>154176108no wonder they missed playoffs! they're too busy having gay sex in the showers >:(
The astronauts are coming home soon
>>154176068doubt
>>154176159congrats on having a leaf go to space!
this is going to be worst /hoc/ postseason of all time
>>154176159unless they burn up on reentry
>>154176218so far
>>154176136
>>154176159Earth below us, drifting, fallingFloating weightless, coming, coming home
>>154176307>Völlig losgelöst von der Erde>Schwebt das Raumschiff völlig schwerelos
real schizo hours
>>154176159https://youtu.be/qY1xNnyMrrc?si=yHclTwdAhx-NyWSW
I can't see the puck on any of the channels??? What's going on Gary?
I have to do laundry and eat dinner and shit i'll be back in a couple of hours
>>154176416Cya numale
>Ground Control to Major Tom>Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong>Can you hear me, Major Tom?>Can you hear me, Major Tom?>Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you-
>rags
>>154176458>>149129315
they're comin in bros
>>154176528splashdown in 29 minutes
>>154176550i bet their will be a mad rush to the toilets.
some guys went to space and my biggest accomplishment this week was folding my laundry
>>154176592If it makes you feel better, it's the most trip we've made in 50 years
>>154176592good for you man. I've had a basket of unfolded laundry sitting on the floor of my room for 2 weeks.
kek Gold Winner Matt Boldy makes silver LOSER thomas harley seethe so much he has to throw cheap shot elbows at him. kek. seething little traitor faggot is still raped and gaped. picked the wrong team faggot.
>>>it's the most recent trip we've made
>>154176610My tax dollars are funding it, so, yes.
>Habs are so dirty dude>#GoBolts
>>154176593>>154176618why is rocket science so hard bros :(
FAGGOTS
>canacuck has woken up from his molson stupor after he sensed that I posted in /hoc/kek. like clockwork.
>>154176636Velocity is the ultimate stress test, especially while flying through the atmosphere So it's very easy to miss the tiny windows of opportunity you need to hit in order to complete space flights without an unscheduled vessel disassembly in motion
I can't see the rocket
6 minutes bros prayers up
>>154176682amateur Where is the puck, damnit
if they re entered slower maybe they wouldn't get so hot, just saying
entered the atmosphere and 6min blackout has begunabout 4mins to go
wish I was in the south pacific right now
>>154176709was gonna say, all i see is a black screen on the NASA vid. what happened!?!?!
thy have visual of Integrity heading to splashdown site
torts made a man out of marner. wow.
>>154176708You just gave me a really great, very-loosely-based-on-real-science ide3a brb>unless I happen to burn up on reentry, in which case fare thee well, /hoc/
communications reestablished
got myself ejected from a game in the first 20 seconds in Chellol
>>154176730bet torts demanded that marner start showering with the other guys
I SEE A UFO! Wait, it's just another marner!
>>154176768Congrats, do you get any kind of trophy for that?
they're good!
>>154176779no but it made me laugh so hard I had to step away from the game>opponent team wins faceoff>I immediately give chase, COM panics and runs all the way to the boards behind his home net>I board him so hard he suffers a game-ending injury and I get immediately ejected
Next stop is landing on the moon.
splashdown. the astronauts are home :)
look at that fucker glow
I saw a chubby homeless man drunkenly wandering downtown in a Flames christmas sweater that was way to tight for him today. Made me think of here
So THIS is why Gary didn't schedule any games tonight. Very slick.
>>154176814Hurray!
that must have been a fucking wild ride free falling for miles
>>154176808>stop 2: Moon Base complete with gravity generator and ice rinkSome of us will not live to see this next stop, but for those who do, you carry our spirit with you throughout all time, and we, The Dead, salute you
>>154176808actually, it's lower orbit (2027) and then they make moon landing after that. 2 years from now.
>carter hart>will never win the hart trophy
which games are we watching tonight
>>154176899he won our hearts though
>>154176908replay of the 2nd round of the Masters.
>>154176908maybe the OHL
>>154176863I hope Gary clears the schedule for both of those missions. This was a delight>10 of 10, Perfect Score
hope those moon guys brought back a couple souvenir jerseys, and maybe a refrigerator magnet
>>154176908Chicago Wolves and Grand Rapids Griffins are tied in the second period
>>154176929Gary always cedes to the bigger events, NFL, NBA, Space Travel. He knows his place, even with his (((status)))
>>154176945they're bringing back a martians jersey
>>154176966ACK ACK!
>>154176920it would be so funny if rory fucks this up
Alright i got a free hour at work, what game are qe watching ?
>>154177010>working on a friday nightkek
>>154177010I'm watching Buffalo highlights
>no hoc, golf, tennis onwatching a movie
>>154177010anon playing Garfield racing
>>154177051is it Creepshow
>which games are we watching tonight
they could communicate with the astronauts two hundred and fifty thousands miles from earth without a hitch but they can't communicate with a boat 20 feet from them
>>154177108chinese submarines causing interference
>>154177051vanilla sky?
>>154177080nah some 80s japanese comedy drama
>>154177129whats it called
>>154177137 School in the Crosshairs
>>154177108radio antenner was damaged, but they can still relay to mission control. all things considered not bad
>>154177148sounds like a columbine documentary
Tonight, Marchand is doing hookers and blow and laughing at you curled up with your stuffy watching anime.
>>154177161tonight you're a fucking fag
>>154177161that may be, but only one of us is waking up tomorrow with a venereal disease.
>>154177161actually he's probably watching the astronauts with his family
>>154177161Shouldn't he be watching his kids?
>>154177177me on the bottom right go flames
>>154177177his daughter looks just like him
>>154177161you guys have stuffies?
>>154177222i make my own at home.
>>154177208So does his son, for that matter > I read a study once that said that 80 percent of your DNA is derived from your father, /hoc/
imagine if rapey was your son id rather die
>>154177222at first I thought stuffy was sexual slang but he was really referring to plushies
>>154177253that's the theory
mmmmm cookie>>154177161Nah, I'm eating cookies, and no......(you) or Brad can't have any.
>>154177322did you bake those cookies yourself?
>>154177322thats one of the most reddit posts in /hoc/ in years
>>154177345Classified>>154177359poopy briefs
>>154177322>Bradthat's fine, brad's in your bedroom fucking your mom, sister and high-school love interest right now.
"reddit post" is the least /hoc/ thing you can post on /hoc/, officially >gayer than the first season of Heated Rivalry
>>154177374NoBrad's poopin his briefs
>>154177373_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>anon has a scat fetishI bet those aren't chocolate chips in his cookies.
Who is your favorite Swedish player ?
>>154177384jen
>>154177407anton frondell
/hoc/ is a briefs over boxers genny
>>154177407
>>154177404I bet there's shit in your briefs
who wants to play cardsanyone here know how to play euchre
>he said he was briefly shitty after reentry, and I'm not really sure what he meant by that
>>154177453might be, haven't checked lately.
>>154177472Hahahahahaha POOP FUNNY LOL>>154177407For me, it's Johan hedberg
>>154177496
Let's go Artemis! We just keep winning AmeriChads
>>154177495I make sure my marners only touch porcelain
>>154177407for me its William Andrew Michael Junior Nylander Altelius
>>154177531I only take Canadas because they're #2
>>154177539Kek
>>154177531And by what method do you accomplish this feat? Is there a special diet involved? a particular brand of briefs?
2026 Gold Medal Runner-Ups.
>>154177570Gold isn't for everyone
>>154177601>yay you played!: the award
>>154177553Nothing but a good aim my breh
tourists out
>he said he zeroed out the iron sights on his pooper and fires nothing but bullseyes anymore
>>154177668I have season tickets. Unless you do too, you aren't a real hockey fan
>>154177743good goy
>>154177570Makar is such a worthless faggot
>>154177854
>>154177570A Silver Medal at the Olympics is still a really impressive accomplishment.
>>154177553Versace for me
>>154177854He’s been washed since he won the Stanley cup
>>154177743I’m too poor for season tickets unless I got into collegepuck
>>154177907Not really.
>>154177907I want to believe that but having been in that spot before it's annoying.Granmda: WOW third place, great job!Me: shut up grandmaw
>no games...I hate you, Gary.
>>154178020Gary’s interns will respond to your inquiries tomorrow
there's nothing to do
back from doing laundry bros this place is dog river tonight
>>154178380Appreciate this peace
>le gary interns :DDfuck off
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMETO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>154177677That's right bucko
I need a doujinshi made based on this NOW.
>>154178561
>>154178561Heated rivalry season 2
>>154178679>craps fans in the back waving their hands like Aho should be penalizedall cazzies need to die.
>>154178946MacKinnon needs to join McDavid’s social skills class
>>154179070Needs to get off the roids
oh look xhe's back
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154179125All nhl players are natty
>>154179177Ekblad got suspended last year for roiding
Mackinnon is a shapeshifting alienThe CIA and CSIS keep that secret
>>154179294So is McDavid apparently
I've spent all night training myself to see the puck. I think I can do it!
>>154178561With today's AI you could probably make some interesting things
>>154179409Black on white is easy to spot
Would CIBC help Bedard and Mcdavid become astronauts?
>>154179420Not for everyone anon...
what's up bro's how shit was /hoc/ today with no games? i waged all day.
>>154179506Big weekend of games to keep you occupied
>>154179506We've been taking turns on Gary
>>154179499Maybe not for retards liek u
>>154179535We respect retards here
>>154179515T-took turns? Doing what to Gary?
>>154179408AHHHHHHH whoa that is CLASSIFIED INFO you retardWhy are you posting that here?!
mom said it's my turn to be gary
>>154179541actually retards are huge retards and don't deserve respect
>>154179575It's okay. The aliens will never win the Stanley Cup and abduct it to their home world.
>>154179581There is nothing wrong with being a Bill Daly
Nucks vs Sharks tomorrow
GAMES TOMORROWOH THANK YOU BLESSED GARY FOR GIVING US GAMES ONCE MORE... I NEARLY DID NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY....
>>154179555;)
>>154179754I know it's too late for the wildcard. But this is a game that we can atleast win.
>>154179587/hoc/ is for everyone actually
>>154179790If the sharks win all 4 of their remaining games their is a chance
I think the mayor from jaws was right
Prime Minister Carney visiting the Habs locker room
>>154179874Sad
>>154179846About what?
>>154179874Oh wow, right before the byelection in quebec that will give him a majority. What a coincidence.
>>154179803WRONG
>>154179963We don't use hate speech here
>>154179977We HEIL Gary here.
listening to elliott smith
WE ARE TALKINGB I GT I D E S
Playoffs start in a week
>>154180069We doing playoff beards and bushes this year?
>>154180088we're growing out our hair too
>>154180147jesus CHRISTWhat did he do to deserve this from the Norwood Reaper?
holy shit this "my new band believe" record rules
>>154180234that name sounds gay
>>154180260it is desu
>>154180088Got to shave mine to get a fresh start
>>154180147he has a nice smile :)
Today's games? All 15 of them? All fifteen??? ALL FUCKING SHIT
>needing a Jew from Queens to fix games to get you into the playoffs Pathetic Islanders
>>154180539their chances are still quite slim, jim.
>>154180539>>154180560
>>154180525At least some of meaningful games are early
>>154180598Like what
knights play tomorrow
>>154180643Didn’t ask
hey copey when do the knights play next bro?
>>154180648no milly kwab
>>154180655they play tomorrow at 5 buddy against the avs! the avs are gay retards btw oh no no no no
>>154180660Retard
>>154180643you meantknights lose tomorrow
>>154180697wtf i sure hope not>>154180683we don't sign our posts here
10 slap shots. 10 wrist shots. 10 snap shots. 10 seconds. Now.
i have a structured settlement and i need cash now
>>154180662they may be gay retards but my shit team run by retards haven't beaten them all season, and hasn't lost to yours
>>154180766no milly
>>154180770obviously, my team is shit and run by retards
>>154180783kwab
>>154180788hey if the knights don't fuck up they could be looking at a second milly
>>154180797true bro fingers crossed
knights have the golden torts factor, nobody else has that
bought my sister a switch 2 for her college graduation present now she can play stardew valley on a bigger screen
Ugly ass MOFO
>>154180831he put all his skill points into hockey
>>154179874the biggest peddler of the "mcjesus" meme for years is suddenly a habs fan, hmmmm interesting.
haven't had a dream in a long time
>>154180864a nighttime dream or a hope for the future?https://youtu.be/S4F4SbGtqL4?si=mrZXTTTnOwyP4yzX
>>154180883i wish i could laugh, but that joke isn't funny anymore
>>154180898I wasn't really making a joke but
the game against corey perry was really the habs' game 7 cup finalhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775895506675676.mp4
most insufferable faggot coach award goes to marty
>>154180962you just don't like him because he's short
A bench player averaging 8 points per game for the Golden State Warriors went to a Sharks Oilers game wearing a McJesus piece. The very next game he dropped a career-high 30 points.A 30 point game in the NBA is equivalent to a 4-pt night in the NHLWOW. McDavid’s influence truly transcends the rink.
Gene Principe is a homo
>>154181045He's an oilers fan you could've just said that
5 teams can give birth and a plant won the baker contest and the wings are going to die
>>154181085Today's going to be a good day
>loses a regular season game>team that "won" the game is still seethin' and copin' days later because they are afraid of what the playoffs will bringkek asstardskek.
I wonder if I should get up at 2:30am to listen to the Bolts game. Part of me loves a midnight adventure but that's also gonna fuck my sleep schedule completely for work on mundy
>>154181145can't you record it somehow to listen to later?
>>154181149not really, I mean I could literally stream the whole (radio) broadcast and record it manually into my field recorder, but that's not really feasible. I wish they would archive the radio streams but I don't think they do
>>154181145here's what you do mate. fuck getting up for garys sake. go to work as usual, do not listen to any sports radios and avoid anything that can spoil the result. then just watch the game back on toilbergs time mate. le fuckin BOOOSHH!
>>154181170darn that's lame
>>154181170tunedin radio is that exact thing
>>154181200I haven't had much luck with dodgy game streams but you're right, that might be the only real option>>154181201yeah it is kindamaybe I can just play the broadcast while I sleep and dream and let the game meld with my dreams
>>154181170Record it with your computer https://mytuner-radio.com/radio/whpt-1025-the-bone-395133/
>>154181220>>154181170sorry, TuneIn radio. Just checked and they have a 4 hour replay of the last game, and the upcoming bolts game slotted. I use frequently enough that I can warn you sometimes the first part of the broadcast is missed. So you may only get the 2 periods.
we help eachother here on /hoc/
who won last night? I fell asleep
>>154181248I like hockey radio :)
>>154181220holy shit you're right they have all the past games still available. I would be able to listen tomorrow morning rather than middle of the nightthanks anon I hadn't stumbled on tunein before I've always been listening through the NHL website and app
>>154181254gary1
>>154181259you're welcome
>>154181268good job helpful anon, you helped a fellow human bean from /hoc/
>>154181284frens help frens
>>154181291
small cock /hoc/that is all
did someone sneeze?
>>154181430big cock /hoc/
A mere 6 hours until puck drop!!!
>>154181481how am i supposed to mentally and physically prepare for what gary has in store for us?
>>154181506beer
>>154181506edging until puck drop
>>154181506Gonna take a nap
I just had a Sleeptime™ tea and washed down a sleeping pill. It's a nice cool evening and I have the windows open, going to wrap myself up all cozylike and turn to stone until the morning and then get the game on. Hopefully I don't accidentally see the scar anywhere before I have a chance to listen.
>>154181518that's just sleepin nigga
>>154181743>windows openwhat about the spiders and abbos?
>>154181743sleep tightdon't let the kangaroos bite
>>154181759I have spiders everywhere already anon, they're already a part of my life so it's all good. And I live in a high trust neighbourhood, we don't have menaces or burglars
>>154181743(You) owe me fren
i hope that Australia fag never posts again
>>154181787you have my gratitude>>154181811which one?
>>154176008Who the fuck cares you've posted this for 6 years now
>>154181832
>>154181823you
>>154181832bud's cranky again kwab
>>154177379Unfortunately being a raped fucking retard is worse
and yet
>>154180539Don't worry Bettman is rigging the draft for the faggots so they get McKenna
>>154180851protestants are whinier than kikes, shit's crazy
>>154182054jej
My 1000 pack of beers came in the mail this morning
Good morning ladies and gentlemen
Al-Connor McMohammad the loli lover
>>154182179hey buddy *pours you a cup of instant coffee*so what are we doing today?
>>154182214Thanks sweetie. I was thinking we'd head over to Gary's place
>>154182142>buy 1000 beers at once>still 2 euros a cani hate this
>>154182142that's a fairly small amount of beers for the average canucks fan, I'd say?
>>154182230should we bring a dish? i can make my famous deviled eggs. i use jalapenos in mine haha its the talk of the party!
>>154182347That's a great idea anon, everyone always loves those. I'll make some meatballs
i'll show you my "deviled eggs"
>>154182378i dont get it
>>154180962i look exactly like this when i'm explaining that liking traps/trans women isn't gay
>>154182409
Big day for Our Sennies :)
Gary said he's going to grill some hot dogs and he's making his famous pizza bagels!
>>154182487say what you want about jews but they make some good ass bagels
>>154182487yeah but he's going to add a fatal amount of arsenic to both so...
>>154182490Busy minute huh
>>154182523it was over the course of about 90 minutes
>>154182498This is NOT what I meant by an everything bagel, Gar
>>154182546Gary wouldn't do that
bud did that
>>154182599did what? the only thing i know he didwas did not 1
>>154182487Jews don't do pizza bagels they do a lox schmear
Hi I'm [NHL influencer] and DID YOU KNOW that the Leafs traded away Tuuka Rask for Andrew Raycroft? Woahhh!!!
>>154182680Source?
can the sens clinch today?
>>154182742yes
Our Sennies finna make dem ploffs and you WILL shid and seethe
>>154182766i already shidded my undies sorry
>>154182787but did ya seethe
>>154182809ya
>>154182757Snes will not defeat my islanders and devlels will not defeat my Wings.
>>154182938based
>>154182981more like ded wongs
Gary paused the ukraine war so they could watch these games today and tomorrow
more like ukwab lmao kwab
>>154183361I hope that ukrainian flyers fan is alive
thinking about that time Kramer took Frank's patio screen door and made anytown, USA
welp there it is. series over, i fucking hate my team. fucking half the roster is retarded finns and a diving piece of shit manitoban called brendan shinnimin has ruined this team. tear everything down immediately.
>>154183492does the SHL pay better than liiga?
>>154183545retard
i like to watch the SPHL (small penis humiliation league)
>>154183659
>>154182757>devilels vs wangsCould go either way, both are shit, useless, meme teams after all.
>>154183659jenone of the guys from my high school played in it
>>154183675well that is quite reductive is it not
might go to Walmart later
Elite
>>154183801could you grab me some more dish soap?
>>154183843not going in that aisle I'm afraid
>>154183801We're almost out of Chicken Strips if you see any on sale
>>154183846thats cap
>>154183853ill look im going to load up on some apps to throw in the air fryer im hosting dnd day tomorrow
>>154183846Maybe you should go down the soap aisle stinky
>2014
cuck central to trb, your vpn is locked and loaded. feuer frei!>sir yes sir!>154183895
>>154183894cope I have four bottles of body wash in my towel closet and 3 sticks of deodorant under the sink
ty for your concession wagie
eat cock discount finnish randy
>>154183917but how many pairs of briefs? you never know when you'll shit yourself
>>154183921How's the weather today in aland?
>>154183959how on earth would he know that, all the way over in the united states?
listening to some canadian music on my run this morning
>>154184104Rush?
>>154184170Tate
>>154184170Powers
https://youtu.be/1IBdZ645S-o
oh i don't click links
>>154184271/hoc/ still rickrolls
>>154182766fortunately they cant lose to the mighty laffs again in 6
>>154184104ive blasted so many loads to 90s shania twain
>>154184293that wouldn't impress her much
>>154184306her standards were insanely high tbf
>>154184316She’s only looking for real chads like wolf
>>154184316brad pitt? doesn't care
same age as crosby but with 0.0005% athleticism in comparisonsad to see sad to see, next year is again
this is shania at 60impresses me quite a bit desu
>>154184361Crosby and ovi are huge outliers. Marchand will be retired soon
Sum 41 and comeback kid are /hoc/ approved Canadian music
MAN/hoc/ feels like a woman
I won't heem Shania, but the rest of you neets are gonna get it but good.
>>1541844961. Hooch2. Pieces3. In Too Deep
>>154184571Hooch - Melvins
>>154184569xhekaj will defend me
>fourfull draw in Minsk
Does anyone else ever feel like women would orgasm if I got killed or maimed in front of them?Should I see a shrink?
>>154184571Good list
>>154184620exorcist even
makes no difference was their best song
they don't, though
for me it's still waiting
>>154184664battle PA sounds awesome
>>154184664Decent matchups. I’m happy the kangz aren’t playing the soilers
>>154184664>Only 3 of the match-ups have somewhat contrasting colors.How will those who can't see the puck tell whats going on?
>>154184664lame that home ice doesn't mean anything anymore
>>154184730rumours say one team will wear a white jersey and the other will wear a dark jersey
>>154184730Puck Vision is still a theoretical technology, and only our most psychedelic quantum physicist can even dream of what it may be like
>>154184768They should add a virtual red inverse triangle that you see on tv. It should track the puck.
>>154184664that wc2 slot belongs to my islanders
>>154184782>They should reinvent Lazor Puckthat's actually a really good idea, and I STILL don't know why Gary hasn't done it yet. The technology is thirty years old, but still shocks and amazes the young and old
Go Bruins!
I want the bruins to MEME a win to help the dabres
my bruins
do people in hartford actually hunt whales?
>>154184941They did, but public opinion shifted away from calling it that.They relocated because Chubby Chasers doesn't have the same ring to it
>scarless drah in Bahstahn Gahdens
>>154184940Coach Cassidy is drunk in his briefs right now begging his wife to not leave him
>the city of Minsk
>without a whistle so far
>>154184981Probably poopin his briefs
bruins having alot of O zone presence, but no shots or goals to show for it.
>>154185046thanks dude keep us updated please
I got an o zone right here
>10 minutes in with one shot per teamearly morning games, amirite?
>>154185058this TB bruins game is very fast paced. dont think you can follow it
>>154185060may i enter it
>>154185092It is our obligation, nay our PRIVILEGE, to inform the under-educated and the just plain stupid, sir
i can't bring myself to root for the pooins
>>154185045We’ve all been there after a couple of brewskis
>>154184596He's in the press box. You're dead meat.
look at this game from the 80s. looks like a mid level beer league. they dont even know how to saucer passhttps://youtu.be/q9RrKvIB5Rk?si=0eJpsPuQJ4Qatc23
>>154185113makes sense, canada hates winners
Going to make a bean salad tonight
>>154185129Thank Youneeded some old school in my day
>>154185129jesus christ how did bommers watch this? the goalie looks like a tiny kid in that net. anything before 2000 is unironically illegitimate
might watch the minnesota frost
>>154185177gear had to improve before the league could. these retard boomers didnt even train
>>154184758Why
Time for my Sensies :)
>>154185177It’s all they knew
>prime gretzky>passes to the otehr team at the blue linehttps://youtu.be/q9RrKvIB5Rk?si=4kHvrek6AF-yepGk&t=79
>>154185191i dont rly watch Minn as much as i just watch quinn and boldy
>>154185226Our Sennies :D
>>154184571for me, it's phish
sens are going to win arent they. dominated last few games
>>154185177Your average beer league team in usa or canada could probably win the slovak league every year, pipe down bruv
>fight at puck dropThis will be a good game.
TB is going tire out from all this bruins pressure
>>>>prime gretzky
mark messier looks like a cancer patient. disgusting to look at.
REMEMBERno garypoints todayI won't have it
kek macklean wrecked that guy from out of the blue
How do we have bad blood with the Islanders?
ooooh this game gonna be a good one
>>154185322That guy got fucking yeeted lmao
>>154185322That guy is bronze medalist Nikola Matinpalo
>>154185302
>>154185324wildcard fight atm
>scoreless draws
based big baby brady fight off faceoff to get the boys going. he's all good energy all the time
yeah going to Walmart now that trb is posting
>most dangerous lady draw in Saint Paul
We desperately need Wild-Mammoth for the two animals facing each others
this guys really sucking off Ovi
mammoth is the gayest name possible for a group of faggots
BUSINESS IDEA>create an Iron Man Award for the NHL>name it after Ovi
>>154185397It would really trigger my autism if they are facing away from one another
>>154185439i dont see how this will help mcdookie win a cup
crosby will not play tonight
>>154185211>>154185227sad, gretzky in today's league would get clowned on probably
>scoreless draws still
>>154185422yeah, that's why we all call you and your friends "The Mammoth"
>>154185439Bill will always be our ironman
>>154185453He’s saving himself for the playoffs
>>154185483Kessel will be the headliner for the league's Bronze Hot Dog Award >for congenialty
CAM ON TEAMSSCARRRRRRR SUM FACKIN GOALS
knights play later. mania next week bro's
My Sensies :)
>the city of my Islanders
>>154185422If only they were the yeti
>4th liner whacks puck at goalie with half the net open
>>154185453Erm source
About time
reminder if you put "ies" at the end of your team's name with the faggot ":)" following it, you are a queer and deserve death.
that shortie is going to be deflating
>the Zammoth
>>154185535unbelievably cool
>>154185483does he have any children . if not, sad
>>154185541https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/penguins-crosby-ruled-out-vs-ovechkin-capitals-with-lower-body-injury/
>>154185543Undeniably based
>>154185543just like my islsies :)
>>154185551I heard they settled the west in those things
>>154185534the NEED to make an Abominable Snowman mascot>and name him Abe>and give him a Club; and name it his Utah Hockey ClubIt's a stretch, but the kids will love it
zadorov playing like shit again
>>154185499
>>154185579>>154185579>>154185579NEW
>>154185535my local junior hockey team use to do this, except they had a chair on the back left of the zamboni and the kid, usually a kid, was strapped in and had their feet dangling over the side. Always looked like a humiliation ritual and none of the kids looked overly happy to be in that situation. Then they played that damn "I wanna drive the zamboni" song on repeat the whole time.
>>154185591they have the fanboni at a couple of the Junior teams around here. Basically just a modified zamboni with seats around the front so kids can feel special before life inevitably gets to them and crushes their dreams.
