heemvious: >>154169686news:>Jiri won by KO
mengbred doos gassed 1st round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edhQwcizdNQwe're in here
>pitbull vs pico>only one can staybased dana pitting these big talk small fight cans against each other. theyre both gonna get cut anyway but watching it happen this way is great 10/10
>>154176976>based danaDana has no involvement in matchmaking
>>154176939>ulberg only lasted 7 secondsKWAB
>>154176976Pitbull used to chirp a bit but neither guy has really been talking at all. Pico in particular has always been humble. Super driven and ambitious, but never a trash talker.This is a kino fight though. I really hope he gets it done. Pitbull still has a quick and powerful left. Pico has to play it safe. Punches behind the wrestling.
AARONFUCKINGPICO
only lasted 7 seconds doing what
aaron pick fuckin SUCKS
7 second mega-nut in your mom
>>154176961>Fat shitter having a heart attackWhat is this nonsense
>>154177043did you build up the mega nut in 7 seconds or are you nutting for 7 secondsI salute the latter but it ain't my mama
holy shit ulberg just diedthey taking him away
>>154176994i dont mind pico so much, i think he was doing very good agaisnt lerone murphy until he got caught with what i thought was a lucky shot.i still hate pitbull for rubbing it in to his prospective oppoenet that he wasnt gonna fight him for being slightly overweight, like he wasnt gonna lose anyway.i do hope pico beats this clown>>154176989didnt ask bitch, go back to shutting the fuck up
>>154177094I can understand Pitbull's position. he's a vet and has something to prove as a Bellator underdog. also Keita looked really sloppy in his debut so it wasn't a big loss that the fight didn't happen. Patricio probably would've unced him
>oppoenet
ciryl ganefinna
>AUUGHH MUH MENG!!!t. brazil/american shorts guy
aaron penis
we watching gamebred?
Ulberg not looking at jiri and then stumbling when jiri just left the chat speaks volumes to ulbergs kwabness
I'm so glad they don't let new zealanders do the haka in the ufcimagine having to sit through that gay ass shit every time
>>154177263No Im watching Howard Sterns staff meeting from 2013
HEEEEM
chined hard b
>Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov >29-0>Widely considered among the top 3 MMA fighters of all time
>>154177363if cooper didn't have such a shit losing streak as of late he would have been signed to the UFC
>>154177382Islam sparked this guy out in one round
>>154177382lol is this real?!
Has Pico learned how to not aimlessly wander in to shots yet
>>154177382ilia chins this retard whoever he is
>>154177107nah, he wouldve lost taht fight. hes talked a lot of shit for years as a big fish in a small pond, he knows he isnt ufc material and hes trying to delay the inevitable
im going for the dominican on this one
this done to khabitch except round 1
>>154177477If you've seen either Losene Keita or Patricio Pitbull fight you could probably figure that Pitbull wins. Keita is a very one note fighter without many tricks who uses athleticism to win more than anything Pitbull in his current state is around the level of a lower ranked UFC fighter but that's still above the likes of Keita. Keita lost to fucking Nathanial Wood rofl
>>154177494damn son, done kwabbed myself
crazy that a bunch of unaccomplished neets are still seething about Khabib like 8 years after his retirement
>>154177537look man, i iwll admit that i havent seen keita fight.i am simply a hater
>>154177550khabib is so le heckin wholesome!!!
MMA fans with literally any high profile fighter from outsids the UFC: wow he seems pretty good I wonder how he does in the UFCMMA fans with bellator fighters: He was never good. He could never tough it out in the big leagues. And if he does win in the UFC, he was still never good.
gigantic retard Andy Aspinall say Khabib is a nice guy
just how shit is michael chandler
your Aaron Picosyour Kody Steelesyour Losene Keitas
>>154177550i respect khabib as a cryptoscammer but it's just a fact that he sucked at fighting
heard that hokbeast is lynching some n-word tomorrow
patchy mix is...
oh wow, looks like my patricio pitbull hate rustled some jimmies, heh...sorry lads, but ur hero's always been a zero.pack it up and move on
Bellator fighter Eddie Alvarez was a UFC champion and has a win over current UFC interim Lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
alvarez got KNUCKED by mike "PLATINUM" perry
Justified reaction tbqh famalam
>>154177795I don't know why he was talking shit he was the guy who bumped in to him
>>154177828Hes obviously drunk, retard
>rusted some jimmiesmillennial as nigga bitch FUCK YOU!
>>154177844damn, look at those two brain cells go
Is he the new Macho Man?
>>154177841I'm not dumb when I'm drunk
>>154177910There's a million mumble mouth fuckers who get over by saying slurs. People will drop him when he starts losing like they did Colby. That said, Heavyweight needs bodies so
Schaub on commentarySmith fightingIt’s time
>>154176961>schaub commentating>smiff about to fight yeah i'll watch this crap
this is heavyweight smiff?! what did he weigh in at? please i need to know someone must know
>Thiago Santos vs Guy Incognito what the helly
Meliquazel Costa used to be bullied as a child because of his freakish skin condition, so he went in to the jungle of the Amazon to trainNow he is a ranked fighter in the UFC
>>154178197>get bullied because skin condition>later in life decide to get one of the ugliest tattoos ive ever seenlollmao even
Thiago Santos vs. Guto Inocente is next Anthony Smith vs. Chase Sherman after that >>154176961
damn, schaub basically calling a shit ton of fighters pussys
got $500 on Guapo Incontinent
Damn, it seems that Chael really doesn’t like Bruce Lee for some reason. I had never heard someone describe Bruce Lee like this before, just as a drug addict and a charlatan.I agree that as a sportsman Chuck Norris actually competed and for that reason he achieved more than Bruce Lee in sports, that is a fact. But Bruce Lee also contributed a lot to martial arts in general making it popular in the West and MMA in particular with his own style mixing techniques from different martial arts. https://youtu.be/YyLPEGxw7Vo?si=EhuzfnXPgxuRg-d5&t=224
smiff getting KNUCKED soon
>>154178320congratulations, youre retard
SMITH IS UP
>>154178399I was lying
whos joel romero
Joel Romero
Post smiffs sleeve
the problem with smif sherman is now who gives a fuck about 327
schaub clears the bracket
>Yoel Romero vs Hector Lombard May 1st ONLY on GameBred FCChills...
Can't believe it's finally happening... Questions will finally be answered.
Smiff by Smiffotine
>16-12lol smiff getting zleemed
>>154178477Smiff will curl in a ball
And a huge pop for Anthony Smith!!!
1 day until we enter the Ulberg era.
feels like a setup for smiff to recover from that humiliating retirement fight
anthony mental midget smith
>>154178490that's simply the setup for the Smiffotine
ANTONY EEESMEETTT
those 22 men are the regular posters of /heem/
what the fuck i almost missed a smiff fight
>skywalker 101
imagine standing with the armadillojust get him on the mat, nigga
Why he took this fight?
uhh... smiff hater bros?!?!
Smiff peaching this faggot up bigly
>ged out of deer smiff. you don't wanna be der in front of chaze sherman bubba. you're in his world bkek
>>154178539i have no response
HEEEM TAPPY
NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
antonio smilf walks through aspinall
SMIFF IS BACK
>Heavyweight has no exciting prospe-
>>154178539hes still a bald crybaby faggot just like your monitor when its turned off
>>154177382T-that's AI
Chase Sherman was quite possibly the worst UFC heavyweight ever who had more than 3 fights in the promotion but a win's a win. Smiff is getting them 500 g's.
GORGEOUS WHITE WOMAN SPOTTED
is that doc announcing dbx?
>Whudda moment for antny smivv
Smiff doubters, you're being awfully quiet.
heavyweight smiff sleems jon jones
if smith is winning fights then gamebred is a piss ant promotion simple as. ive been a lifelong dirty boxing for 15 minutes now
UFC rankings 6+ vs. Smiff:>SpivacSmiff effortlessly KO's him>KunievSmiff effortlessly decisions him>LewisSmiff effortlessly subs him>DelijaSmiff effortlessly subs him>FortuneDunno>TyburaSmiff effortlessly KO's him>TallisonSmiff effortlessly KO's him>GazievSmiff effortlessly decisions him>ParkinSmiff effortlessly subs him>ValterSmiff effortlessly KO's himAnthony Smith is AT WORST the #6 ranked HW in the UFC if he comes back.
did smifff get cut from the ufc>? why is he fighitngint he regionals?
oh shit platinum perrys promo is also on
ONE MORE RUN
>>154178660valter would explode his fat bitch knee. gables not even signed and hed fucking creem smith. unranked. retired. buh bye baby
Why do they always unretire after 3 months, why not just keep fighting
>>154176939Fuck Dana
oh im finna cringe
>6'8>cant clear the rope
Murzdaddy xisters... Did Paulo's fat comments get to us?
this white doo sucks b
blatant headbuttextremely dark move
>wants to quitbroke ass reddit BITCH
>elbows to the back of the head are fine >headbutts are illegallol sure whatever
>>154178805
theyre really trying too hard hyping this black german. fuck off with that shit b.
>>154178824goodnight white pride
YASS
Jon Jones submitted Gane in under 2 minutes, couldn't finish Smith in 25 even while fouling.And we saw what Gane did to Tommy Asspainanal.
>>154178833wrong rajeet. i hate germans and shilling.
Cobra Tate and Platinum Perry linked up?
>>154178843
The Ulberg era might converge with the Gane era
>>154178850Gane got caught. Smiff got DOMINATED
*curb your enthusiasm theme song starts playing*
With Anthony Smith's dominant win tonight it makes you wonder, just how good is Jon Jones? I mean nobody does that to Anthony Smith.
https://www.complex.com/sports/a/rm-schneiderman/best-ufc-fighters-all-time>shevchenko, nunes above usman, bj penn, pereira, adesanya, topuria
aside from penn shev is better than all of them
missed smiff how kino was it
>>154178957jones is literally the GOAT
hunter campbell next to jones and the tate bros at squirty boxing
is that jon anik commentating at dirty boxing?looks like his retarded italian brother
>i trained my whole life for this. three months
my ass smells awful this morning
oh shit ONE is still on
>chase manneasily the gayest name i have ever seen
Wtf is ONE??
*it's raining men theme song starts playing
>>154178746This roidcheat is getting tkod by a body kick
>>154179223who's the skirt
HEEEEEEEEEEM
>round 5>Ulberg has successfully captured 3 rounds>the opponent is struggling for a finish>he fumbles it and Ulberg clips him with a left counter>Ulberg doesn't foolishly chase the finish and coasts it>Ulberg envisions the victory at hand>he keeps out a pocket>the bell tolls>Ulberg basques in glorious rays of victory before even buffers calls his name>the belt is wrapped around his waist>rogan comes in with a generic question>Ulberg takes the mic>''I HAVE A DREAM.....''
i took a stemcell
>>154179148he sounds like he's huffing helium
>>154179347jannies, arrest this man
>>154179347Bet u boofed it
>>154179382buckley looking shook
>>154179382damn this buck was broken in a little too hard
>>154179172He simply hasn't mastered the art of mixed martial arts, nor has he mastered striking. Relying on counters, a pray-for-counter merchant if you will, does not possess levels. The Ooozedimir, Jan and Nzechukuwu revealed the lack of levels.
>>154179439bodied that freak
Schaub humiliated k-1, Ulberg will take the mantle as a fellow german and do the same to rizin
alright, shut up bitches
yeah tahts right, keep shuttin the fuck up
>>154179458my swampy flaps are no freak pal
K1 is live
aint watchin that SHIT
>>154179475this hits different when you see it through the lense of a german murdering a slav*cracks open the lotion*
islamnieces... we need to retire.....
>>154179629Ohh yeah you are right, powerful symbolism here, this can't be a coincidence bapa
islam is going to make black gay spiderman wish he was never gay or in the ufc
When did Smith do that to his arm? Or are his black genes starting to take over?
>>154179712he was embarrassed about his very gay tribal tattoo and covered it up
>>154179720we all were
>>154179633Pigslam's pork hoke will drain Morales's BBC pipe dryXhe wants it BADLY
>>154179672gets more confusing in the war machine mack skirmish though surely one is a highland and the other lowland at least
>>154179712It's probably a new trend, aspinal blacked out his arm too
>hokit gets it done, blaydes isn't reliableare we still pretending fart fairy knows ball?
katja is unironically better at predictions than the impressions jester
>>154179786this is why you get no pussy
Even if blaydes would win this fight hes not winning so hokit can ascend cause hokit is Dana's boy like pyfer
So now I’m supposed to pretend Curtis Blaydes is good?
>>154179829Hokit may be a shit figther but he can do some shit at hw
>>154179712The more i think about it...it's common among certain specific type of fighters
I think I might get a pair of seagal orange shades to wear all the timethat might be the next movethe heavyweight division can wait
Guy with Stevan Segal orange shades on just fucked my bitch wtf
>>154180064my bad b
>>154179982Nah but he was locking down kuniev until his knee exploded
>>154179982only if you are in the aspinall home
>>154180131>>154180146you dont even watch mma. you just watch gay porn and come here to make jokes
>>154180154i literally watched mma all night and morning
>>154180143THE Kuniev?
>>154180157i actually trained ufc comed home and watched some fights so theres that. that happened. thats a thing
>>154180172training ufc is homosexual behavior for bully victims
Comed my balls across your forehead
that wasn't necessary
I took a stemcell to the dome
you took my cock to your dome
mmafags any time a fighter plays heel
HOK STILL RULES
>>154176939PLATINUM!
we watch k-1 here
The Blitzkrieg will be there for Ulberg in round 5
>>154180262whyioughta
>>154180204watching mma all day and not training is raped medicated cuckold behavior.
>>154180442And Gamrot too xdxd teehee
volk still has not recovered from conor's shart attack
>>154180919Wonder how Goobs vs Volk would go at like maybe lightweight, they are both nearly the same age too
>>154180881absolutely none of that applies to me beit
I train heem
Getting sushi with a sexy latina before the fights tomorrow before the fights. Wish me luck.
>brow ridge-mogged>neanderthal-mogged
>lost 4 of his last 6 fights>co main eventwhy
Pereira doesn't have those shitty T-Rex arms like Tomala so we don't have to worry about him getting zoned out.
>>154181198you'll find out
Paulo's body kicks won't work on azamat he has a padded armor body
15 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.
smiff looked like a world beater last night, one last run in the ufc at heavyweight
>>154180325Based dad
>>154181198he's eskimo brothers with dana, if you'd ever fucked one of paulo's angels you'd understand.
Paul Dano?
Jiri Prochazka vs. Carlos UlbergAzamat Murzakanov vs. Paulo Costa Curtis Blaydes vs. Josh HokitDominick Reyes vs. Johnny WalkerCub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr
>>154181985UlbergAzamatHokit decisionReyesCub
Wait, Anthony Smith isn't retired?
>>154181985Jiri Prochazka Paulo CostaJosh HokitDominick ReyesCub Swanson
>>154181985Jiri MurzakanovBlaydesReyesLandwhale
>>154181985JerryAzamatCurtisDomCub
jiriazamatblaydesreyesswansonsimple as fuck your picks
>>154182134factual post sadly
>>154182026Carlos UlbergAzamat MurzakanovJosh HokitDominick ReyesCub SwansonAaron pico
>>154181985JiriAzamatBlaydesReyesNate
>>154181985ulbergmurzakanovblaydesreyeslandwehr
>>154181160Grug vs Oog
>>154181985ulbergazamathokbeastreyescub
>>154181985JiriCostaBlaydesWalkerCub
This is a 28 year-old man
>>154181985this is too easy to predictall down the left
>>154181985BULLbergfat brazzaHokitReyesCub
>>154181985Jiri ProchazkaAzamat MurzakanovCurtis BlaydesDominick ReyesCub Swanson
Ulberians are in the know.
>ryfinn picked costa>ryfinn picked hokit>the wandering helwani picked hokithmmm
>>154177382Nobody thinks that one dimensional shitter with 3 defences is even in the top 10
>>154182199who's the skirt>>154181985Jiri ProchazkaAzamat MurzakanovJosh HokitDominick ReyesCub Swanson
>>154181985Carlos UlbergAzamat MurzakanovJosh HokitDominick ReyesCub Swanson
>>154182602
>>154181985SSbergThe CostanatorHokBEASTJW Black LabelCub
>>154181985>jiri>costa>hokit>reyes>landwehr
finBEAST picked the winners
>>154182690The Ulbergian Fin is the only true Fin albeitever
>>154182483This is the successor of Jon Jones
>>154181985ulbergcostablaydeswalkerlandwehr
327 is a better card than the white house, both on paper and in reality. it's likely going to be the best card of the year and i am pumped to watch it on my second monitor while i play divinity dragon commander tomorrow morning. a toast to daner and a toast to heem
>Ulberg mogging Jirion planet retard maybe.
getting ready for 327 an hour before early prelims start because i installed ubuntu on a new hard drive and i dont know how to turn the fucking thing on but at leat the monitor is a cool purple robot cat
>ubuntu
>>154181985JiriAzmatBlaydesWalkerSwanson
>>154183013suffering is what gives it value. value is linked to difficulty. if you want something that is valuable you need something which is difficult to obtain. you shouldnt be thinking about quick and easy. you should be thinking about hard, suffering, pain. i have heem championship cobra mindset
You mean Youcuntu? with that faggot penguin?
>>154183049WHOMSTVE?
>>154183238gorilla
test
>>154181985JiriMuzakanovBlaydesReyesCub
>>154181985JiriMurzakanovBlaydesReyesLandwehr
LOVE ME LOVE MEHATE ME HATE MELOVE ME LOVE MEKILL ME KILL ME
I will never understand how Dan Hooker can love another man
>>154181985JerryCostaBlaydesReyesSwanson
Jiri sculpts his beard to hide his subhuman jaw
>>154181985UlbergAzamatHokit WalkerSwanson
Dan "the fight fairy" Hooker
Dan “The Looker” Hooker Dan “The Booker” HookerDan “Cooker” HookerDan “Shook Her” Hooker Dan “I’m sorry babe that’s really not me I honestly love our sex” Hooker
Dan “Snooker” Hooker
“King Booker” Hooker
>>154183493that subhuman jaw is getting cracked in Miami this evening
dan hooker and cyrus stark experience charles oliveiras girth in a new Fight Fairy production brought to you by AdultTime
>>154183326>>154183635bold strategy very bold. He’s fighting with his chin up so I’ll be curious to see how long he can get awa- OHHHHH HES ROCCCCKKKKKKED OHHHHH HE IS OUT HE IS OUT! OH MY GOODNESS
DC is unbearable, good thing he is paired with Bisping for TUF Lite
>>154181985>Jiri Prochazka>Azamat Murzakanov>Josh Hokit>Dominick Reyes>Cub Swanson
>>154183669monitor
Volk's bush tucker baked beans
bush tuck my balls across your forehead
Amirkhani's Finnish falafel
tomalas been cheese potato and orbs
Costa's winning lads, i just know it>>154181985which one of yous have been a winner and gotten past cards picks all right? i need some guidance
>>154183774Dragging my Brian Bowles over your face, call it a WEC bag
>>154183811talmbout
>everyone picking reyesnooo dominatorbros we're being jinx'd, walker's going to meme ko and retire us
>>154181985JiriCostaHokitReyesSwanson
>>154183811>picking costaanyone managed by a girlfriend is an anti pick from me b
>>154183798>>154183817very disrespectful
>>154183488i miss that leafposter who used to post delicious food and foids together
walker is going to land a wheel kick across dom's guard, wobble him, and then get knocked clean out rushing for a finish
i've never seen hokit fight before, is he good or will he heem my picks?
>>154183839not if he trips Reyes to fall face first into the cage giving Walker time to recover and lock in the lion tamer
>>154183844Pick Hokit pussy or fall on that Blayde
hokit is a fat middleweught
A modified lion tamer would work in the ufc heavyweight division. Gable will hit one
>>154183844he's smoked a few cansblaydes is a ridiculous jump in competition from THE denzel freeman>>154183850>this fucking cazzie thinks johnny walker is going to go for a lion tamerhe's going to flatline dom with a frankensteiner into brutal ground and pound while the ref watches a la queen green vs jalin turner
>>154183865>going off the circulating ncaa wrestling footage and nickgal Hoe Kay bud so was Rumble and all your favorite 225ers
>>154183878retard i'm going off the fact he's 230lbs and soft
>>154183873Valter Walker will jump in to spoil the finish, herb dean will call the match a DQ and all hell will break loose, Live on Paramount+. Gentleman, we have a blood brother feud on our hands
Hokit got sankos pussy boilin!
>>154183904brutal rebound crush after shavkat killed himself
>>154183893So you’re mad a heavyweight isn’t maxing their weight? Fucking casual take thinking weight is the deciding factor. You probably think Bob Sapp is undefeated you fucking retard
>hokit wins>jiri loses>hokit cuts to 205 to murder jiriyou guys are missing the master move by hokit
>>154181985JerryPaulocaustThe Incredible JoshThe DominickThe Cub
Let's go for that
>>154183957Im excited
>>154181985JiriCostaBlaydesReyesLandwehr
Boxing is live.
>>154183844He can heem the blobs with the standard heavyweight lunges and has good wrestling too. I honestly think it's a safe pick
>>154184015with gloves? pass.
>>154184015Will Tyson Furry win?
>>154183844blaydes is likely a good matchup for him. i assume hokit saw the kuniev split decision and calculated a path to victory.
>>154184015this dude has absolute peak heemer physiognomy, shame he's playing pillowtap
>>154184015Fury ducked kabayel huh
>>154184015we don't watch that gay shit
>>154184081Isn't that Ankalaev's cornerman
>>154183904who doesn't
>>154181985ProchazkaCostaBlaydesReyesLandwehr
Crazy that four of my boys are fighting on the main card.
Dubai Porta Potty
>>154184242crazy how bellator allowed roids but still sucked ass
>>154181985JiriMurzakanovBlaydesWalkerLandwehr
>boxing main event walkouts start>take a shower, cook dinner, jork it>walkouts still going
>>154184272you smokin b? bellator was mostly free and gave plenty
when does it start btw
>>154184287>two massive fighters>30 rounds of dancing >30 rounds of glove tapping DIS IS DA FISTA GATED SPORT m8 datll be 60 million
Who could he heem?
>>154184301fight game never sleeps b im just getting back from the D.R. talmbout bay suh bawl with the wifey
>>154184322no but seriously
>>154184310Whos this b
>Tatiana Suarez vs Chupita Godinez
>>154184334Your worst nightmare
>>154184310imagine granting blanket permission for evil spirits to access your home smdh
>>154184334some aspincel who went to a door and had a meltie
>>154184298yeah b and aaron pico is a peach of a beast
>>154184333I truly don’t know. Since they shifted the cards back an hour, I haven’t been able to keep up. Upsides down, downsides up, I’m all fucked up b
>ree gane heckin' cheated ree
>>154184354I am picking Pitbull over Pico. Bellator goat coming for UFC gold
>>154184335In case anyone is confused, the joke is that Tati and Loopy have male physiques and are jerking off their cocks because wmma is a joke.
>>154184344Tom Derangement Syndrome
Bellator was pretty good, ngl
>>154184368didn't ask
>>154184388yet you listened. when Bellator speaks, all listen.
Joe Pyfer has cleared the Strait of Hormuz
>>154184384Alexis Villa scared the UFC
>>154184407I never doubted him.
>>154184407Just checked with Khamenei on the phone shit is still closed senpai
bring two bellator guys into the UFC... just to match them up with each other
Give it to me straight, what's the parlay path to riches?
>>154184359s'tawlf bappa
>>154181985ShartlosAsthma BlaydesWalkerCub son of Swan
>>154184423Dana knows what he's doing. If you want I can explain it to you.
>>154184380you are deranged to think he is not a disgrace
>>154184380Bodied that fraek
>>154184427don't heem gypsies bareknuckle that much i can divulge
Daniel Straus and Pat Curran have been booked for the White House card prelims. This will be their fourth fight, Bellator can’t stop winning.
pico is a big favorite
dana isn't doing anything
i have lost my extensive collection of dana white creampie faces
>154184467
>#2 ranked UFC HW >Bellator Season 7 winner>Bellator Season 10 winner>M1 Global HW ChampHe’s coming
>>154184463, to lose.
>>154184494Aspinall bitched that guy
do miss heeming gypsy though icl
Ultimate Spelling Championship
Attila Vegh and the Bee
Josh Hokit will be chanpoin the same week Kingdom Hearts 4 Releases
>>154184517Perfect tuneup fight to see if Tom’s still game
>>154184539gayest post of the thread
>>154184427Don’t parlay Just bet overs and you’d be up around 25 units this year Plus money over 1.5s in particular
>>154181985Ulberg by decision Murzakonov by decision Blaydes by decision Reyes by TKO Swanson by TKO
>>154184476Don’t be sad that you lost them; be happy that you once had them.
>>154184550You would know, sweaty.
>>154184566i do miss his sassy era
hokit is actually high brow humor. that "am I right miami" shit is nuanced and basedglad it cringes the reddit populace while getting a sensible chuckle out of the more intellectually orientated particular individuals
>mfw someone makes fun of Tom's imaginary injury.
i saw that
>>154184725Very truth. Hokit seems like very base level dumb humor but once you analyze it hes extremely subversive and playing with an post post ironic concept. Of course most people are cocksucking slobs (British) and dont apperciate him
>>154184731this is what i imagine the bongs except k1 look like
>>154184743based knower
>>154184725>>154184743Excellent posts
>>154181985JiriPostaBlaydesWalkerSwanson
While Hokit's repetaed use of kitch rhyme schemes and crass jokes on topics like sexuality and gender identity may seem crude and hack, it's actually harkening back to comedic concepts Shakespeare himself used in many plays. You see, he's engaging in this ironic meta character that itself is a intentional parody of subpar personalities such as the likes of Colby Covington. While it may seem unintelligent and backwater, Hokit's persona is actually deeply subversive, enigmatic, and almost tragic in some ways. He would not be out of place in a production of Twelve Nights or The Merchant of Venice
10 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.
I quickly glanced at the post and saw Hokit and Shakespeare and Colby and knew it was a good post.
venice my balls across your forehead
>>154184843Absolutely perfect post
Marvin Vettori these nutz across your dome
Hokit wins via perfectplex. Doubt Blade trains for that
>>154184754
There’s mouth control but why is no one getting neck control? Choke them with your hand and hit their face. Win at all costs
Jug collector
>>154184934You get DQed for using a rape choke
the cannibal
>>154184934Heh...bet yuo teach all the guys mouth control...huehah...
>>154184957I’ll call it a modified Von flue choke what can they say then
>>154184972I teach u respect with mouth. You show me my bitch after
>>154184972keep it between us fellas but he's not very good at it
>>154181985JiriMurzakanovBlaydesReyesCub
>>154185062i really really like this image
>>154181985JIRICOSTA(PLEASE)BLAYDESREYESCUBBY
who loves ciryl gane herei love ciryl gane
>>154181985JiriBorrachinaBlaydesReyesCub
ulberg era is here to stay
>>154185170only tomcels pretend to dislike gane
unconvincingly i must add
>>154185190I am afraid there are no tomcels, only jones haters i fear
this the RAF thread? Heard that arman guy does ufc and ufc is tonight
>>154185229i must sadly lament in agreement i fear i'm afraid
>>154185170Fuck you you fucking frog queer I hope you and Gane die of dehydration after an marathon buttfuck sesh. Respectfully.
>>154185170
Just Heemed The Meng
>>154185310are there any memes of the aspincel in the house
>>154185349We have to wait for the police bodycam footage for that
should’ve shot him for entering
>>154185170Gane is a retard and not even entertaining.He is a cheat merchant who somehow avoids being DQ'd.
I think loopy is really cute
>>154185416Gane is a pretty good fighter
This Gane guy will beat the Alex guy
Ulberg Era is now
gane will beat the piss out of the chamster
cba to look at ulshits fights, is there someone breaking down both fighters' styles somewhere on youtube or should I just watch mma guru's picks
jiri had his chance. time for a top prospect like ulberg to handle the division for a decade like jones did
Happy birthday Queen!!!
Would have spoonfed him had he not disrespected Ulberg.
With the ufc leaning more towards sports entertainment rather than sports like the wwe, you will naturally get people like hokitThe next step will include writers drawing up storylines for fighters
jiri is a deadman walking. Ulberg destroys him
>>154185461why would you watch a slovenly slob with a bad pick rate instead of a hot canuck who barely cares and gets it right
>>154185493sucks doesn’t it
>>154185482bro you think ulberg is going to leg tap jiri to a decision
>>154185469Ulberg is 41 years old
Carlos Ulberg is older and has a shorter reach than Jiří Procházka.
>>154185515The kids just getting started
Imagine what it's like being a Mexican who can't taste cilantro. Must be hell.
reyes is still a shell of his primejan is an old retard draw merchant nowthey both would have heemed ulberg in their primes
>>154185565everyone can taste it retard it just tastes like soap to some
>johnny walker fell up the stairs during the face off
>>154185547>2 year difference >3 inch reach advantage for jiri Ulberg by devastating KO. Legacy altering, Miami is a bitch.
>>154185515happens to the best of us
RIZIN tomorrow, 6am bong time
crack a happy dad eh
crack my balls across your forehead
My hands are shaking just thinking about the Ulberg era.
>>154185641where’s your forehead?
Black Jag....Black Fag!-Plato
>>154185592The implication would be that those who 'can't taste cilantro' are the ones who think it tastes like soap, midwit bitch. Can't even extrapolate logic.
Jon "Black Fag" Jones
7 hours!
Ulberg era ending that fag jiri era feels good
>>154185664Harsh but fair
Sad But True
The Ulberg Era will last approximately 1 minute and 30 seconds. Starting at the beginning of the fight and ending after Jiri brutally knocks him out
>>154185707Taking the over 950.5 days as champion. Ulberg has it
Pitbull Alves vs Pico gonna be FOTN
>>154185659very disrespectful
>>154185664Gotta give you porps for this one
suck my nuts
jiribros, i'm so fucking scared...
who the hell is pitbull alves
it seems the troublesome main event wmma has survived all odds and is not dead and in fact coming back to finland it has been nice knowing you heem not some of you but most of you
everybody talks about the ulberg era, the jiri era but nobody mentions the hokit era which starts today
pitbull unalives pico
>Ulberg Era>Hokit Era>Pitbull Era >Swanson Era Lotta eras starting tonight
Pitbull is a top 5 DoA. Pico is a deadman walking
pico is not a fighting name i take seriously
AM I RIGHT HEEM
Pico will avenge Mix
>>154184310He needs to immediately fight Jon Jones for the vacant heavyweight title
Aaron Pico has no one in his life that loves him and that's really sad.
>>154181985Prochazka Murzakanov Blaydes Reyes Landwehr
Sometiems girls go down on you and they start like really sucking your balls and its like wtf can you please not? Licking is fine but dont suck them so theres an huge pop when they fly out of yuo mouth ok? Anyone with me?
>>154185836happens to the best of us
>>154185874i am partial to both but not if they hurt my tafas
I stand alone
>>154185874A girl suckled on my balls once and I felt as though somebody had kicked my nuts very hard. 0/10 would not recommend.
>>154181985 JerryBorrachinhaJosh Hokit Dominick 'proneboned bones' ReyesNate the train Diaz
>>154181985ProvokovicCostaBlaydesReyesLandwerh
Make the swanson thread please
>>154185908Big Dom sold his soul to beat Jon and still lost. Gotta feel for him, desu.
Make the Pitbull thread
make a jones thread
Make two
*walks out to korn*
>>154185958excellent suggestion
>>154185841how you look when the coach is teaching you head movement for the first time
vince mcmahon has legendary farts daba looks like a man who could give him a run for his money
vince mcmahon has legendary farts dans looks like a man who could give him a run for his money
vince mcmahon has legendary farts sana looks like a man who could give him a run for his money
>>154185170Gane got choked out (1st round) by a guy who was scared to fight Tom Aspinal, kek
my nigga arin pico
I knew one of the finlands was a VPN, possibly the jones hater
>CLICK CLICK BOOM >IM COMIN DOWN ON THE STEREO HEAR ME ON THE RADIO >CLICK CLICK BOOM >IM COMIN DOWN WITH A NEW STYLE AND YOU KNOW ITS BUCK WILD >CLICK CLICK BOOM>IM ON THE RADIO STATION TOURIN ROUND THE NATION >LEAVIN THE SCENE IN DEVASTATION saliva thread
vince mcmahon has legendary farts drna looks like a man who could give him a run for his money>>154186021you are literally algerian
>>154186027no I'm just hitting 500 while on the tillbones bless
>>154186042>>154186042>>154186042
>>154186043Honestly? respect.
>>154185930 he won the story, which is all that matters. >>154186021to be honest that was still less embarassing than getting outstruck by Volkov with braided hair
