SERIE A ROUND 32>Friday 10th April 202620:45 AS Roma 3 - 0 Pisa>Saturday 11th April 202615:00 Cagliari 1 - 0 Cremonese15:00 Torino 2 - 1 Hellas Verona FC18:00 AC Bbilan 0 - 3 Udinese20:45 Atalanta 0 - 1 Juventus>Sunday 12th April 202612:30 FC Genoa - US Sassuolo15:00 Parma - Napoli18:00 Bologna - Lecce20:45 Como - Inter>Monday 13th April 202620:45 Fiorentina - S.S. LazioPrevious: >>154161456Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local tummybrothel and stay Hormuzpilled
Ducci names be like>don't yell
>bbilan could unironically finish out of the top4
Mo Andrea isn't a ladies' name?
negru
>>154189122godo
>>154189122Most of the team's moral support (Twinkazzo) was lost when the situationship in the Middle East blew up
>Juventus have already agreed on terms with Jeremie Boga over long term contract; he’s keen on staying.>€5m buy option clause from OGC Nice, available from June with Juventus planning to make it happen.t.Jeremizio Bogano
>>154189177The timing is curious he vanished around the same time as the first Iranian missiles hit tel aviv
Vinny Italian raters could be here...
Thoughts on the Gone Holm performance?
>>154189414Arguably the best player on the pitch, could have had two assists and looked solid
>according to erik van haren (de telegraaf), ferrari is keeping an eye on the max situation. >it's also being reported (but apparently, not by de telegraaf) that ferrari thinks it's possible that lewis might wanna retire after 2027. in this case, the most logical option would be promoting ollie to ferrari.>but, max is also being seen as an option to team up with charles.I would unironically support Ferrari if it happens
>>154189391>tel avivmore tel amuort amirite heh
>>154189140What else does the industriousness of New Amsterdam have in store for us? The incorrect transliteration of "Don't traffic" passed off as a first name?
based always rated you
/gif/idea spatial rocketbabey
/k/ idea: F1 but with fighter jets
Serie Ace Combat
Crans Aviv
>ate chicken nuggets for the first time in my life>they're slopautists lied to me
>meanwhile in /bundes/
>The Italian court Tribunale di Milano has sentenced Luca Lucci, the former leader of AC Milan’s “Curva Sud” ultras, to 18 years and eight months in prison after finding him guilty of leading an international drug trafficking network.why north italians are so wicked?
>>154189042enjoy the never ending banter era and celebrating a top 4 so you can gather enough funds to prepare a transfer window to aim for a top 4 finish the following year kek, who knew strisciate could take provincialismo to such new heights.
>On June 17, 2025, former Inter Milan Curva Nord leader Andrea Beretta was sentenced by a Milan judge to 10 years in prison for the murder of fellow ultra Antonio Belloccowhat the fuck is wrong with polentoni?
>>154191153>>154191189The city of Milan attracts filth like nothing else and promotes a distorted, criminal mindset that has been ruining, amont other things, Italian football for a long time
>>154191001Tendies>>>>Nugs
>>154191169>politely list the blights plaguing italian football and figc for at least twenty years>"xG apology">"muh belgiuoco">"haha banter era">"ee strisciate">"provincialismo!">"muh never ending cycle of mediocrity, serves you right"the true mark of an underdeveloped personyou're the reason why italy has a plethora of football podcasts that beat around the bush overanalyzing the smallest, meaningless detail without noticing the elephant in the room to realize how things just keep getting worse
What the fuck did Kean mean by this
Sleep tight /seriea/, MASSIVE day for [redacted] tomorrow
>Union Berlin have a woman coachWho will be the first serie ass club to try this gimmick? My bets are on either Genoa or Venezia (assuming they’re promoted and in the league at some point)
>>154191701American funds love this kind of bullshit, so it'll most likely be a club controlled by one of those golems
>>154191701bbilan caretaker coach after allnegru
>>154191771how could I have forgotten about Parma, they’ll find some enby with a pixie cut that writes serie a yaoi in her spare time once Cuestaball runs its course
>Watch a random episode of air crash investigation>It’s an Africa episode >The first officer went to the toilet >The captain fell asleep in the cockpit >The first officer couldn’t get back in grim
>>154191395he ain't beating the "negrus tongue my anus" allegations with that exchange
>>154191395>"Mettiti la lingua in culo sennò te la metto io" The Serie A yaoi is apparently already being written
>>154191843Nvm the captain changed the door code and deliberately crashed it
>>154191998Captain America at it again
>>154192121kek
Ok, hear me out...
>>154191153>Lucci>North ItalianAnon, I...
>>154191189>Andrea Beretta he killed a ndranghetista boss, what was he thinking
>>154198763He was hoping for a favourable on field review by Doveri at AVAR
>Jonathan Rowe is now valued at €50m by Bologna. The Italian club had bought him for 19.5 M€ from OM this summer. Premier League clubs are already on Rowe. [L’Equipe]Remember it’s not about 3-5-2 vs 4-3-3, or wingers vs wingbacks in a vacuum, it’s about being able to scam vs not being able to scam. The rich prem clubs will easily spunk €40m+ on Jayden Olajide-Lennon, the tricky young English winger who found his feet at Sassuolo, but they’ll never do the same for Franchino’s cousin Paolo, the 26 year old Serie B journeyman wingback who got 10 goals and 12 assists at Torino in his first top flight season - the optics just aren’t there.
>>154199045>>154199052thanks for reminding me what junk to avoid on the telly duccio (even though you could have done it at a less ungodly hour than 7am on a sunday)
>>154199269Chiellini please buy Franchinos cousin
>>154198763>ultras>thinking
>>154199269>26 year oldsentenced to 5 years in primavera, then he might be ready for the first team
>>154196027Y'know, even if >we end third, the chances of a 3rd place team getting handed the scudetto aren't null knowing Serie Ass' history
>>154199269It's not a question of optics, EPL clubs have to field a certain amount of english players so those command a premium.
>>154191395He wants to tongue his ass, what's so difficult to understand?
>>154200306Can only happen if the first and second placed teams get caught heavily rigging tho
Thiago Motta fucking lost. Allegri fucking won.
>>154191351Shitalians literally have no idea what a chicken tender is
Maradona.
>>154201222wtf I love AI now?
>Crippa won the prestigious Paris Marathon>we are going to farm medals at the race walking world championshipsConvert to athletics
Do NOT get caught crippa walking on piru street
How exactly was this not a pen for Atalanta?
lmao
LateI’m your biggest fanI’ll follow you until you love meRuslan Malinovsky
>>154201422The ball was stopped by the DNA™
>>154201324>named Crippa>is Ethiopian...
BERARDI PEDOFILO BERARDI PEDOFILO ALÈ C'HAI GLI OCCHIALI DA SOLESI UN MORTO DEL CAZZOBERARDI PEDOFILO ALÈ
The match hasn't even started and DAZN is already fucked
>Nesta Elphegewhy is he called Nesta and more importantly who?
>>154202369he's a big proponent of the nestorian credo
pavma pls do the needfull
In honour of the Kelly clean sheet, I made a tart as brown as him using speculaas. First time making a braided lattice like this, hope it’s gud when it cools off
>>154202416Duccio has made a pastiera for Easter, we'll make a neapolitan out of you yet
>>154202416why do you shill for absolute garbage (not the taart)
>>154202416The platonic friend might get insulted
>>154202416what about spetteguless
>blockade hormuz in an attempt to unblock hormuz which wasnt blocked before your own jewish spergoutcalcio moments for this feel?
>>154202657Defender fucks up and passes to the opposition, then makes a red card in an attempt to recover? Or attempted clearance that hits someone and ends up in the goal
>>154202657dybala not renewing but actually yes but in reality not
I’m back and I must say frogland>pastalandSorry bros
>>154202740We are all still waiting for Dybala to get unlocked
>>154202804Malen will win the golden boot and we'll still be waiting
>Brobbey is 24he looks like a Boko Haram fighter in his late 40s
>Beaten by a dozen youths, he dies in front of his partner and 11-year-old son. He had asked them not to throw bottles at the shop window.no but you see we need more ahmeds for the NT goy
>>154203256KWAB why are shitalians so weak
You now remember Bram "Das Coomer" Nuytinck the Udinese legend
>game ending can't attack or pull out lantern bug>Storage chests randomly despawnedWell that was fun
>spurs
negro moment
Danilo jumpscare
just saw Parma's goal, absolute state of Nabule's defense
>>154203956What do you think they should have done?
Parma's culo this year will be generational, in due time it will be recognized and remembered as the most culo any team has ever profited from in a season.
Carlos Culo
considering this draw seals the title even more if I were Marotta I would fix the match to give Como 3 points and fuck over Milan.
>Nabule is 6 points awaycam on Buciano >we can get them
>>154204278Let's not make cheese before we milk the cow
bblan missing out on the top 4 would be hilarious fra
>>154204440With Allegri they will not
>The Zerby
lmao they had to refball
>>154204616Friendly fire?
>>154204616you wanted this >>154204724 to be given as a penalty? Lmao switch to badminton
>>154204724I've seen enough: rigore paa Riomma
is there a Romolo Freuler out there?
>>154204920No it's never a pen for me, but lesser handballs have turned into penalties therefore that should've been one as well
>>154204920If it was De Ligt it would have been given
Content idea:Natives vs. Immigrants football match.The stakes:If the natives win the game all the immigrants lose their legal residency as soon as the final whistle is blown and get deported out of the country right away from the stadium.If the immigrants win they gain nationality and passports right away as soon as the final whistle is blown.The head of state will be at the stadium and sign the decree making it official as soon as the game is finished. The winning team will then lift the signed decree in celebration instead of a trophy.
>>154205410>you fucked up before so you should keep fucking up and not fix your mistakes
>>154205440Is this a new Mr. Jeest youtube video?
>>154205462Mr. Yeast would wish he had this good content ideas.
Just absolutely love watching Rayan Cherki play, makes everything better. Every team playing the same way, blocking everything, matches grinding into bore-fests and then Cherki is so good in tiny tight spaces that he speeds it up or pings a pass or does something magic to open things up.He could have been yours Grimolli...
>>154205457Yes, I unironically think that. Changing the ruleset and the criteria for awarding handball penalties halfway through the season is the stupidest thing they could do. I 10000% agree that they need to fix this issue but only starting from next season, otherwise you end up ruining the league by no longer awarding penalties that had previously been “incorrectly” given, which had already disadvantaged or benefited other teams.By current season's standards, that's a clear penalty.
strait of sborrmuz is peak comedy
Tottenham Hormuz
>>154205602Honestly, I don't see a world where he comes to Italy instead of going to Citeh lmfao
>>154205602goding the future Arteta sfanculation so hard
>>154205703Literally show any French player this pic and they'll come
>>154205724For younger players it might be better to show a pic of Pogba in a Jj kit tbqh
Business idea: if doddenham goes down >we should get gulu back
>>154205724why would a foreign zoomer join a league where ndrangheta and camorra are speedrunning its deathbed? this isn't 1996 anymore
>>154205753the idea of Gulu>>>>>>>>the player Gulu
>>154205764literally perfect for my delusionposting
Paterno Calcio - Milazzo, Serie D. On the mossy field of Falcone-Borsellino stadium with the Etna in the distance. None of this building from the base and belgiuco, this is pure, unvarnished calcio.
>>154205931
>>154205764based where do we sign
You now remember Papu Gomez
>>154205931>roofed grandstand>pitch not made of clay from the Samnite Wars>enough parking space for the duty ambulance>locker rooms with electricityHow luxurious
sinner won
/ck/idea gehaktballen stroopwafel with hagelslag
>>154205998his cough syrup, whatever happened there
>>154200154
Jjust's own Shia LaBeouf scored a banger
>>154205607I get your point, but they've changed the criteria for 2-3 matchdays now, since they had to humiliate themselves at open var for two weeks in a row.
Predict the net increase/decrease of Pio's transfermarkt value after tonight
>Expected in the next days a crucial meeting between Claudio Ranieri and Gian Piero Gasperini to discuss their plans for AS Roma’s 2026/27. Several sources have a feeling that only one will remain at Roma from June… [Schira]damn
Should have left Koopmeiners in Bergamo and pretended the deal never happened.
>>154206753>ayo [+5mil on transfermarkt]*smacks lips*>hol up play [+10mil]*wins a throw in*>we mondialz n shieet [ten positive comments on the discussion and upwards adjustment of the contract]*sneezes and snots toward the opponent's goal*>cuz we wuz triplete mufuggas got damn [Adani and Trevisani cream themselves]*cheers as a teammate earned a penalty kick*>lemme take dis one coach [cheerleading intensifies with pieces about his determination amidst adversity]*skies it*>shieeeeet niggazzurros [+5mil on transfermarkt and 50k followers gained on betsson dot sport]
Iraniano haters real quite tonight
>>154206944Top kek
>Endrick being pushed out of Lyonreminder that there are people ITT who don’t believe in the prophecy yet
ayo, hook a nigga up with a stream? mr eni has been busy
>>154207311https://strmd.link/
total fabrefag death
>>154207336based
Reminder that every single honest view Serie A gets from (you) is an endorsement that helps the negrazzurri parasites survive longer and ruin Italian football worse than at Zenica
>>154207334no luck. Dem agcom niggas found out about /fmhy at last it seems
>>154207485They finally figured out how to block things beyond the DNS block? If not, just set Cloudfalre or Quad9 as your DNS.You shouldn't be using your ISP servers anyways
>Ambrosini seething at the Bastoni booingkwab
>>154207541AGCOM has been ordering Cloudflare to block streams within minutes of notifying them for months now, the CEO tweeted about it and announced he was gonna sue.
Were Di Marco's skills in his disappearing hairline and now he's shit?
Just checked DAZN main page out of curiosity. Is anyone really paying 47 euro monthly for serieass?
>>154207674Every single building in Castellammare di Stabia is, many are paying this
Massa has to be the most loyal knight of the palace
greatest wingback in the world btw
ynr frapessi muttuidi swap rumors
incredibile defending from the Bastoni - Dimarco duo of wonders
Completely missing the ball with the sforbiciata and hitting Dumfries in the face is pretty funny
>>154207843Wasn't that just about their familial DNA via the sister?
this is going to be as much of a slurpfest as the Coppa Italia fixture isn't it
Inter's pressing is so tragic I'm actually wondering if they are this finished or if they want to perculate Milan
based dumfries
did he just make up a non existent offside?
Watching Adriana Chechik stream Crimson Desert is more exciting than this so far tbqh. And somehow the game is less buggy than Serie A refereeing with these imagined offsides.
>Muriqi segna altri due gol, sale a quota 21 in questo campionato, e diventa il massimo marcatore della storia del Maiorca superando un certo Samuel Eto’o Holy fuck lmfao
is inter this shit or is como this good?
Does Dimarco think this is CL final? Why is he playing so badly?
oh wow what a thrilling result....if this stays like that inter lead will be down to just 35 points
>>154208031>even when playing vidya she's willingly walking into a gangbang of percussions
I genuinely would like to see someone post a a certified picture with the kidnapped balls to know what happened to them
Kidnappingballbros... we are so back
>>154208088Thoughts on Rayo Vallecano 3 - 0 AEK Athens?
thuram cant play with anyone other than lauti
>>154208113He's just helping out pius by marking him so he gets used to it
>>154208111was this match held at games of the mediterranean before a crowd of 100?
>>154208111thoughts on shakhtar donetsk 3-0 az alkmaar?
respect to the lone Como fan that found the location of the dazn microphones and kept shouting obscenities when Bastoni got the ball so far.
Denzel can't win with these cats>>154208157Made me send hilarous ABKeesSmit memes to my AZ supporting colleague
Orbanbros... we lost
>>154208113refer to my posts on here about how awful he is since his en avant guingamp days he had 9 goals and 6 of those were penalties
willil dimashil bareil bastofrattesi's exultationpious expositus manage to turn the match around, just as they did in the double-header against Bodo/Glimt?
Scudetto is secured, now its time to ruin Bbilan's chances of CL. Can't even be mad desu
borgo dio
>sommerdhow did a manlet like that ever make it to the top level?
these guys are tragic, entire defense just gets bypassed by claviculat
Reminder that Roma lost 5-2 against these guys
Inter is such a joke of a team. You have crosses that you practised at training and still concede
Bastoni and Dimarco in all their splendor kek
Love me some fukin' huff ball
goal of the flag right there, gg wp inda
>could hear the fans near the stairs to the locker room trash talking Bastoniihihih
>mfw I field a back 5 but 2 of those can't defend
Udinese went unbeaten against Coomo and Atalanta, and even beat bbilan 3-0 away, get those guys in Yurop they'll save calcio
Based Thuram trying to help his brother out
>>154208302Clachivular confirmed as >150 IQ
>>154208203JD Vance is the Mick Jagger of elections
>>154208171Writing the same post on /seriea/ and arsocca is such weird behaviour, why even use an anonymous board at that point?
>>154208313>ynr super udinese with di natale, asamoah, handanovic, isla>ynr bootleg super udinese with andrea sottil trying to meme them into italian leicester before deulofeu got injured and the whole thing fell apart after
>Ronaldinho barely speaking Italian in a U power work shoes adfever dream tier
Fabregas getting 2nd place in serie ass with some random serie b team and some homeless la massia rejects he found begging for food outside Milan central station
>>154208345Chivu winning the scudetto is such a low point for serie a, maybe lower than missing the world cup 3 times
>>154208345I have zero clue what that is kek and I don't even want to know where you're from.
>>154208406 This is such a reactionary take. For sure Pioli's Bbilan was way worse, first that comes to mind.
>>154208420Pioli's team didn't need a North Korea tier apparatus to do their bidding, bank guarantees from the Cayman Islands to sign up for the league, Sauron as AIA’s conductor of draws for the fixtures, and a bunch of cowards who wet their nappies the moment they step outside the borders
>>154208419https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1sjmodw/match_thread_como_vs_internazionale/oft37cj/You're saying this isn't you?
>>154208419>>154208420I have a suspicion it’s people who bet and vent their frustration. No joke the threads look just like esport twitch chats when their bets don’t go their way.
>>154208404he is playing with caqueret roma doesnt have a single midfielder whos better than him, both in terms of experience and talent
>>154208365the only good udinese was the one with iaquinta di natale muntari
>>154208474>30 // Torino // JuventinoLmao
>>154208474no lol, I've only ever used plebbit for porn and I don't have an account
my boy Jacobo finna dab on negrazzurri
Every post is a bot dead Internet is real
Unpopular opinion: that Udinese team is undeservedly overrated because of FIFA and also because it took advantage of the low standard of Serie A in those years, when even Chievo, Livorno and Empoli managed to qualify for European competitions
scouting r/soccer for new shitposting talent Como-style
>Buttez
hahahahahaha Como is such a meme team
fabrica thoroughly exposed
based tikus heard my complaints and wants to stick it to me
based negram
>Kempf>Buttez
>>154208682
two RAMs were damaged during the AI generation of this brace
I don't remember seeing this level of retarded defending so often
why are they blaming main kempf? Buttez was never getting to the ball before turam and if he doesn't try to control it turam still lobs it past the retard frog
>>154208700dude build out of the back lmao
>>154208715>why are they blaming main kempfBecause of that whimpy touch right before, if he hits it better the ball goes out for a throw in instead of into Thruam's feet.
Zielinski should have gotten a red, he was way late and just went through the opponent's leg to hit his knee. Watch him score the winner with a long shot now.
>>154208700The Neuer style of goalkeeping and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
can they stop inventing fouls where there are none?
Pio was on the field?
Didn't even realize Pio Esposito was on the field, his transfermarkt valuation won't like this. t.guilleelpapa
dumfriessss
>coomo
Based DD2 putting Jj in the CL spots.
only Como knows how they managed to lose this match lol
>>154208829yeah I'm keeping my eyes on him, dude sounds like a regular of /seriea/
Based Thuram doing fuck all whole season except this match
>>154208845doesn't matter, fibreglass will still whinge like a retard in the interviews citing the worst excuses in the xG apologist's repertoire
I've seen Dumfries score this far post header so many times for Oranje kek
Cristiano drumfaldo
>fast-paced tiki taka gimmick only to get fucked by the Thuram-Dumfries duo fed with crossesCan't even judge Fabregas cause I saw the likes of Bayern and Farca get gotten by that last season desu
Well well well
Three more setpiece habbenings and the hand of the Coomsday Clock will move to the fateful 11.59 pm
The Jj supporter "BadGoy1992"? Very 4chinz-coded username
Como has done nothing this half, will media pretend it was a Chivu tactical masterclass?
>it's yet another episode of the worse squad dominating but losing because they have more retarded players at the individual level and the better team can afford to get away with it at the domestic levelnot a problem btw
>>154208955chivu stole their mojo
>>154208962Have you kept the receipt so you can get a refund for this match?
>>154208975
>>154208975the brown man whinges on
kek
>>154208903Miriambros...
seeing Cesc sad is godium fuel
Como has broken its programming, they're making crosses and shooting on goal instead of passing and dribbling
did they just use var to correct a corner kick call in Inter's favor despite not being allowed to do so?
Denzel Seedorf
Fiberglass needs to find a set piece coach, wtf was that lol
who takes the blame
going to sleep
Denzel Justus Morris Dumfries, I kneel.
>>154209150er palazzo trying to keep the pesky lovable Como from winning
Giganegrus on set pieces are a modern day cheat code, Sborretti >we need this
>>154209148>implyingpossession cretins completely deny the existence of set-piece play anon, they are terrified of them
No more bully van de brapt
>take off Bastoni and Dimarco>starting playing better and winningWow, I didn't know that
>bragging about scoring 4 against Como when you get subbed offgrim tbqh
>>154209210> forgetting Esposito Pio in the list of the players subbed offI see your narrative
What did jesus do to fiberglass
>>154209150the iracy dome
if I were a ref I would demand compensation for the public opinion damage Massa causes every time he steps on a football pitch.
Half of Inter. including the bench, is on a yellow
>they fell for the coomo meme
>>154209411It's allowed as long as they don't say 'nihao' and hurt their feelings
signor massa, please report to my burrow after the match
is that really a foul? He just kicked him in the thigh after shooting the ball
we hebben een serieus gaem
>manlet goalkeeprs
*saves Jj's CL dreams*
is there one Como player that can score a header?
I'm gonna need Marotta to explain what his plan is because I'm very confused by this refereeing
>>154209503yeah, but you have to take them to a gay bar to find out
>I'm gonna need Marotta to explain what his plan is because I'm very confused by this refereeing being all over the place.t. GuillermoPapaThis dude is actually taking the piss
Alan Partridge: Guillermo Papa
50M for a GK and a CB an Como can fight for the title if this is still the state of Inter, Juve and Milan next season
3 points earned on Como and total Fabregas death
>>154209604Aren't they losing Paz to some sort of buyback clause with Real? Replacing him will be nigh impossible
>>154209604If they get to European football they're gonna have to follow balance rules so not only they won't have 50M, they will have to sell a bunch.
>>154209604Let's make it fair500 gorillions to revamp the entire starting XI again and they can push for fourth place and a half
Giganegru set piece meta will arrive at the Continassa very soon
They're up
>>154209660What the FUCK am I saving this file as?
>>154209681>64.13%Absolute CERTAINTY even though I have no idea how they pulled that numbed out when we're facing Pakistan-boosted Iraniano and the Ugandan civil war winners back-to-back
>>154209660Which Anderlecht talento is that?
Sack AllegruHire Cesc
>>154209699gatjit
>>154209713>have no idea how they pulled that numbed outJj gets the Peter Magyar boost, he's a lifelong gobbo
>>154209728Why would Cesc leave a solid and promising club like Como for a laughing stock like bbilan
>>154209713>Ugandan civil war
>>154209728if only, you'd crash out in eighth place yet again and sell even the MilanLab umbrella stands
>>154209713Zhegrova will be the one to save the team and bring it to the CL, an ancient Babylonian papyrus told me so
Did the Babylonians have papyrus, or were they still cuneiformmaxxing (Cunnyform hehe)
>>154209754i dont think the commission is going to run an influence campaign for us desu
All clay no gays
Como 3 : 4 Inter>xG: 3.0 - 0.35>xThreat: 1.27 - 0.97
>>154209647just ask for a masia or another halal youth prospect, they have unlimited amounts of those and they are clearly already a step above 95% of serie a midfielders after playing in their B reams>>154209659Parma, Roma and Lazio did it before, why not Como?
Imagine not fighting back and winning like a trve champion
>>154210013They should try to name that mentality, something like "Fino Alla Fine" or something idk
>ynr Adzic
>>154209649yes because nobody treats billionaires with an iron fist like UEFA does, they can just find a settlement agreement to sign so they have 2 or 3 years to fulfill all the parameters. Having to play CL matches at the Mapei would be enough of a humiliation ritual.
I saw Kayode do some insane shit yesterday, Baldini please save the NT full of bums and call up the players who have talent
Napulebros...
Resident Evil - Milan Lab
>>154210794isn’t that just resident evil 5
>>154209427>Totti did it against juve>Frattesi did it against milan>Barella does it against comovideos that speak volumes
>Chivu: "Scudetto? No, I do like my colleagues who talk about the Champions goal. So we're happy that we're getting closer to the goal of qualifying for the Champions League"come on now
Lmao Di Canio ranting about Lemao
>Tech company Just Like Me has launched an AI Jesus avatar users can talk to for $1.99 per minute>The AI, based on The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie, can pray with users, speak multiple languages, and remember past conversationsThis but I get to speak with mAurIzio about operazione Continassa
Wanna MarchAI when?
>>154210919Kek
Dakota Johnson smoky voiced on-demand ASMR AI when?
>>154210919>7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to play decentlyt.Adrien Weskiot
>>154211829Reminds me of the Drive one:>You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?Now I want to watch it again fugg
>same goals conceded as sfinter despite playing with Micio micio, post ACL bremerd and fucking Kelly as the best CBshuh
SERIE A ROUND 33>Friday 17th April 202618:30 US Sassuolo - Como20:45 Inter - Cagliari>Saturday 18th April 202615:00 Udinese - Parma18:00 Napoli - S.S. Lazio20:45 AS Roma - Atalanta>Sunday 19th April 202612:30 Cremonese - Torino15:00 Hellas Verona FC - AC Bbilan18:00 Pisa - FC Genoa20:45 Juventus - Bologna>Monday 20th April 202620:45 Lecce - Fiorentina
Grosso has some tiny ass eyes
New calcio god just dropped
Gianni Infantino or as I like to call him Gianni Bufalino is an InterGOD who supports and LOVES Donald J. Trump and disdains the antichrist also known as Pope Leo XIV
CD Colonia moscardo Do they have gud ham?
>Footballer Douglas Luiz comments on a post to Alisha Lehmann's current partner: "I had it like that for a long time, bro"Giuntoli signed a cuck for >our midfield and I actually thought he was gonna do well, I gotta pack it up man
Hahaha good prank the one that's going around today about Openda, really funny but it's getting old so hopefully it stops very soon
>>154216079I think Spalletti genuinely forgot he exists, likely got reminded today
>A Roman TikToker was shot in the legs three times. He proudly posts a livestream on TikTok and continues to threaten his enemies from the hospital, anticipating revenge.Italy is first worl-ACK
Calcio /biz/idea equip openda with a red balloon
>Serie A was the best league in the world when Milan and Juventus ruled>Nowadays they both sucks, Inter rats/Napoli subhumans are the strongest teams, and Serie A and the whole Italian National Team is a jokeReally makes you think. Without us and our Juventini brothers the italian football Is NOTHING
>The obligation to buy for Lois Openda at Juventus has been authomatically activated.>€46m package deal for RB Leipzig between loan fee and permanent transfer, plus salary coverage.>Juve will still try to find an exit solution for Openda this summer.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXCAQ5QiKZR/This is Polonia
Thuram needs to learn how to shoot, send him to a training camp or something cause if he learns how to actually shoot the ball he becomes 10x better
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2042987217656717568BASED!
what the fuck is an irish military?is it like a non corrupt figc?
>>154190627this, legit
>>154191001thats madnuggets (also super easy to jome make + many variety) > salads > shwama > Burger > pizza > pure meats > desertsonly fruit salads beat them. on average
>>154215707Obelisk the Terzinotor
>EndrickWait, this fella is rightEndrick is a good package for Serie A and with him drawing players away from Vlaho, Juve would be menace
What did GLS and ducci mean by this
>>154216923Blessed by Negro
New Crowbcat slop is up
>Schuurs is a free agent this summerassuming his knee is actually fixed that's the best deal in the history of deals
>>154217036He last played in october 2023 and rumors are Torino fucked him up badly
>>154217050apparently they he had a freak occurrence after this knee operation and his nervous system was fucking up signals to the knee or something, According to him he eventually found doctors that figured it out and fixed it.
>the man that rightfully talked shit about the criminality of serie a clubs and privately implied the tv rights deals have always been shadier than a brothel run by zwi migdal is now being hailed as the saviour of serie a by said clubsthe beautiful sport
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSTSxXTApQZ/New talents for serie a Look at them, how eager
How often do you think about the Ugandam Civil war?
>>154217220This one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngogo_chimpanzee_warEvery day
>>154217024Is it the vid of him whining about RE4R? Haven't seen it but SURELY it's not him bitching and nitpicking on details
>>154217320Yeah that one lole
>>154216923Ketamine or keyboard parts?
>>154217320>>154217324> Demake censored soulless slopOriginal is better in every way crowbcat 100% right
>noooo why isn't this MODERNIZED remake of a 20 years old game 100% identical to the original
nobody has ever claimed zoomers have taste
>>154217406Some are stuck in the past lmfao, I get why someone would prefer the original but the remake basically does everything well and even improves the story imo, it's mostly nostalgia for people who can't move on really
>>154217418Individuals have taste, generations don't
>Hideo Kojima casting call reveals Physint hijacked bus scene and ‘Mads Mikkelsen-type’ villain with capture work reportedly beginning this summerKino
Stop Yodeling during my concert okay-sborrina carpenter
>>154217480you can just look at what tops the charts nowadays and 30 years ago, call it tyranny of the majority or whatever but the it's pretty self-evident tbqh
>>154217573Ignoring record label execs rigging radio stations for a second, I feel you had much strong individual tastemakers back then. And the masses could just follow what they enjoyed. Nowadays with the personalized algorithms you can wonder how much of this "tastemaking" is going on anymore.Also really interesting how the "band" seems to have died out compared to solo artists. I saw or heard about a stat (I think it was on The Rest is Entertainment) how 90% of pop music charts are now solo artists compared to a much more equal share just a decade or two ago.
Joseph Oluwagbemiga Mayowa Hungbo to jJ
Only in Englel
Spallegmata reviews are up
/tv/ idea: Spalletti as a James Bond villain.
>Meloni stands with Trump against the popewtf
why is roma so mediocre these days
>suddently
This is……. Painful. A striker with one goal. Contributed next to nothing. A last minute panic buy that we had high hopes for. Utterly dreadful business, it’ll be a miracle if we can recoup anything for him in transfer fees.
Calcio /mu/ idea: pop music charts with hope solo artists
Damien Comolli: "The next transfer window will be ambitious, with or without the Champions League".>>154217881t. GuillermoPapa
>>154217938Why is he getting interviewed in the middle of the Umbrian hills?
>>15421793850m for Ederson80 gorillions of Metin2 Yangs for Scalvini45 millions for OrsoliniBurn a disci back
>>154217945>50m for EdersonMr. Diego Scimmione might save us from that pain mashallah
>>154217941If I had to be interviewed somewhere, I wouldn't say not to it being there desu.
>>154217959>saves jjust by not redeeming nico nico dounzalez and using that money for edersonthank you mr semenone very cool
>there are retards itt who unironically believe a DoF will spend money on overrated Serie A scams when he's spent triple of resources and time in following Ligue McDonald's rejects in and out Pôle Emploi
Pôle Empoli
>Eredità Agnelli, la Procura di Torino ha chiesto il rinvio a giudizio per John Elkann e per Gianluca Ferrero, commercialista di famiglia e attuale presidente della Juve. Accuse di truffa aggravata ai danni dello Stato ed evasione fiscale fraudolenta
>there are retards itt who unironically believe a DoF will spend money on overrated Serie A scamsbut enough about Yildiz future transfer to the eplel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ctYp3zQVA>Jude Law playing Martin Freeman playing PutinWho is the Paul Dano of calcio?
>>154218002a moment of silence for the rich kids that will have to listen to more of his lectures at the friars school
>>154218006Name me a single team where dildiz would be a benchwarmer. It's obvious he's not good enough to start anywhere
The poster above this one's dinner
business idea: a Pragmata mod but instead of the little girl you get to carry twinkazzo
>>154218002How could Marotta do this?
>>154218080It's not a little girl chud, it's a 1000 year old android
:skull:
Mo who is Harrison?
Neymar to jJ when
>>154218175Baby talento in Serie Android
>>154218291my boy RuganZ will score the winner tonight
Just remembered Rugani spent a year at Ajax last seasomn
>>154218291La Viola's midfield portraits look straight out of an asylum in the 1900s
Pietralata bros...
>>154218593Rather unexpectedly, Rocco B. Commisso park is going to have an extra youth intake day this season
I hate living in a shithole with even shittier internet
>>154218622>no ma'am, we don't need the ligue uhn highlights with the order, thanks anyway.
how long has it been since they started restructuring the Artemio Franks? Feels like ages
>>154218724they're using these guys, it's going to take some time
Kekekekekekekekekek allegri just said he stands with trump and that pope lion is the literal antichrist, check skysport
And mo we watch The Big Ceasars like good goys
Stadio Artemis Leo Franks
Mo I stop those torelli rumeni from throwing glass bottles against that shop
can already tell >we are gonna lose this, >we've been too dominant so far
as dominant as a girl aroused by ageplay
>>154218846>>154218884>>154218949I'll call your boss tomorrow to double the melting point of your furnace, since you still have the energy to pollute the place in the evenings
obviously...
>>154218950:/
why does Motta(GK) look so defeated? He always has the facial expression of someone that's just been rejected by his crush.
>>154218965Stop posting and back to work Thiago, oh wait right, no go ahead
*snots on the following post*
>>154219002he looks like a runaway lesbian who ditched women's footy to find out what she was missing out on without natural testosterone
>>154219074you should hear his voice, very deep, booming and a bit robotic like an ftm
>Limone is bottling the AFC gembionz too>against The Fennelthere is a bittersweet irony in fate
>Okafor brace at Old TraffordHow the fuck
can Sarri and Lazio at least pretend this match wasn't sold?
>>154219168This means that we are a lega fortissimi because reasons
I just saw Gnonto on my laptop screen, something I didn't need on a rainy Monday night.
Half-time.
>>154219168my theory *tips tinfoil hat* is that most of the league is in on the scheme to relegate Tottenham and drive down its value, so the old owners (the notorious big nosed ones) can buy it back at a fraction and start the cycle all over againI'm not following the eplel like I used to but the refereeing whenever they're involved also seems very fishy to me
>>154219267Thiago Motta has been fired from Juventus. You have to accept this. You also have to cope with the fact that he STILL hasn't been hired by any other club after Juventus. Your mental health will improve drastically once you make peace with these facts.
>>154219312>mottard this, mottard that out of nowhereare you alright?
>Malago wants Allegri>Abete wants Conte
>>154219227Shitaly would've been at the world cup if gnonto was in the squad but nuuuuuuuuuuuu mejus palestra or fucking orsolini or other abominations
don't reply to me mongrok
>>154219267Don't know man, I watch them sometimes and they are really fucking shite
FIGC candidate John Malawigò
"Let me stay in my Meloni-voting, Adani-watching bubble of ignorance"Fine then, remember to be in front of the tornio before 8 tomorrow
Why is there a Mirror's Edge map behind the goal at the Rocco B. Commisso Stadium?
>>154218002And mo my odioso crimene was evasioneTell me you won’t crack the woman after she hears this, I dare you
mo you can just headbutt people
>>154219424This but with burn a disci
>>154219267Wait, the long nose tribe sold Tottenham?
The other PL clubs spend their money on Ligue 1 Ngubus that led all U19 in Quantum npxG or a guy who was Monchengladbach’s captain for 8 years. and meanwhile Leeds is literally just a bunch of random guys, it rules
naulin always seems to make a difference
era
lol La Viola is already safe, why rig it this blatantly
Ratkov solves it
Mo Byson Toreno's at the 2002 world cup wasn't the greatest refereeing performance of all time
>>154219650it's worth remembering that Lotirchio remains the Federal Council’s number one enemy (which consists entirely of Gravinoid hitmen still) following his public campaign against the main Gravinoid months ago
>>154219732sarri would rather hire him as a kitman than a punto
https://x.com/fcutrecht/status/2043706013820375493Correia is up
>refballed Verona>refballed LazioI guess Commisso Jr has promised to sell to a designated amico di merende
>>154219836You trying to tell me this Peruvian man is dutch?
kinda based pedrito
>>154219888Yeah desu
They're really putting the L in Lazio this season aren't they
>>154219887>refballed teams are the same ones not supporting Malagò's runsurely a coincidence right?
Thiago Pragmotta
Allnegru = doom squadThiago Motta = x-men
Benzema is going to get shit on tonight
>pippone inzaghiAl Fenhel won
a bit rude tbqh
>>154220315What is the cafe situation like in Accra?
>bbilan scored less points than Fiomerdina in the 2nd half of the season
wtf I support Putler now
l iear tpt/eSseeh/gi
>>154220348accravatedUdinese scouts will avoid them for a while
I hate tattoos and piercings on women so much it's unreal
>Hack reveals Rockstar earns over $1 million a day from GTA Online Grim
>>154220652Rockstar will be forced to sell GTA 6 at $150 now so they can increase their cybersecurity
>>154220652But there's worse:-Switzerland spends more money than Italy and Spain in cash cards-Some Xbox One mutt spend more than 1 million dollars in 2020 on cash cards in a single day
It will never not be funny to me how little Serie Ass matters to the amateurs league
What's the point of playing GTA anyway when you can just Visit Detroit?
>Bologna coach is calld Vincenzo ItalianoWhat if he was a chick? WOuld she be called Italiana?Christ Italy, get it together with that nonsense surname thingAnyway, it was really unfair, daylight robbery what happened to Bologna against Aston Villa, hopefully they can turn it around in th 2nd leg
>>154220774>What if he was a chick? WOuld she be called Italiana?she'd get less stupid raters that's for sure
>seething about the best Italian coach around at 1 amjej
>he rates Italiamo
Vinnying Mentality
Ternana bros I don't feel super good recently
Another Spanish 19 year old on the marketWelcome to?
>>154220793I've only watched Bologna matches against Roma, and the ston Villa 1st leg so far.They play wonderful, just bad finishing. Real unfair, Aton Vila did nothing to get that goal before ht. But it's tough to play against Mr Europa League himself
The weekly Bandini update is uphttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/13/serie-a-napoli-title-race-mctominay-conte-inter
/edit/ idea: Darth Maulen
>>154221101>Rimini>Ternana>Triestina (soon)Serie Chaos claims another scalp
>>154221151>They play wonderful, just bad finishinglol rightbuckle up for some more setpiece bullying in the return leg, these n00bs coming out of Coverciano these days really hate setting up basic defensive blocks when faced with swinging crossesEmery knows it too well and will coast to the semifinals with his arm resting on the window and a smile on his face
who is going to tell him? >>154220774
>>154219463What you need to do is what you canContinentals are inevitableBan Argentinos
>>154220652How dare they make money off their own IP
>>154221754They should do and don't whatever they want, I'm just surprised it's pulling so much despite it having released so long ago. I don't know anyone that plays it but that says more about me
So any club with a year in the name is a sign it’s been bankrupt relatively recently?
grimini
RESIDENT EVIL: DEAD BALLTurin, 2024. The transfer is already done. The nightmare is just beginning.Former government operative Leon Kennedy is dispatched to the Juventus headquarters at the Continassa training complex after all contact with club executives is suddenly lost. What he finds is chaos, staff transformed into shambling, glassy-eyed creatures muttering transfer fee figures under their breath, corridors plastered with shredded contract documents, and a boardroom drenched in red ink.As Leon digs deeper into the club's encrypted files, he uncovers a terrifying truth: a shadowy biotech conglomerate known only as Calcio Corp had been quietly dosing the Juventus board through contaminated espresso machines, impairing their judgment and inflating their risk tolerance. Someone at the top wanted the £50 million Douglas Luiz deal to go through and they were willing to corrupt an entire football club to make it happen.Fighting his way through the ruined offices, Leon must survive, find the original signed documents, and expose whoever pulled the strings before the virus spreads to the rest of Serie A.The beautiful game has never been so ugly.
You think Italia can't qualify for the mundial now but you just wait for when they finally discover more countries behind the ice wall at north pole
there isn't a single dazn commentator with a face that matches their voices
>Sony has announced a Bloodborne movie at Cinemacon 2026
>>154223677
>>154221820GTA is GTA, the name itself will keep drawing in a huge player base forever. Even San Andreas still has a big online community. Not having skins and pay to win options in something that popular would be an outright bad business move
Pedro Sanchez’s wife indicted for corruption, combina de inter like calciopoli?
Pedro Sanchez? Why is he named like a GTA motorcycle
So I went to /b/. 99% of that board is just guys who want to erotic roleplay and jack off together. It's intrinsically gay.
Serie a is only about 96% :wilted_rose:
>China, via its sanctioned tankers like the Rich Starry (Malawi-flagged, Chinese-owned/operated), just bypassed the US blockade today, first vessel to exit the Gulf since it started. The blockade specifically targets Iranian port traffic; non-Iranian vessels (even US-sanctioned ones from China) appear able to transit per shipping data and CENTCOM statements on freedom of navigation.wtf what is Robert doing
>>154223677in partnership with @Jacksepticeye:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:
What is chatGpt cooking? Is this where serie a gets its training and tactics advice?
>malawi flagSurely that's a shit post r-right?
>Meloni: the government has decided to suspend the automatic renewal of the defense agreement with IsraelOkay so who's Torino buying now
>>154225091Grimolli should sign him solid 3rd keeper
>>154225091oh no, however...
issues with IP range bans and captcha refusing to load for weeks nowI have not forsaken /seriea/ and I will return
Cambiaso has been summoned by Barça, who are trying — through intermediaries — to figure out what offer might satisfy Juventus. The international market around him is active anyway, and Juve isn’t denying anything: signs of a possible farewell(?).
>>154225266A Bastoni-Cambiaso flank is every attacker's wet dream
>>154225330Still, compared to Dimerdo, Cambiaso is a veritable Ruud Krol when it comes to defending
Kill comolli burn comolli behead comolli revive comolli just to kill him again rape comolli torture comolli force him to watch all the 100 hours long locatelli compilations
>la pirateria ucide il calcioThat is "clever" employment of psychiatry by the Chinese to introduce moral dilemmas to Americans who in their minds are all black, including trump, that's why he has no qualms depicting Obama high up in a tree, because in his mind, he is also black
https://x.com/le_sserafim/status/2043842374946955377Kim to Jjust is a done deal
captcha do be fucked, are ((they)) ddosing cloudflare in revenge for piracy?
https://x.com/XtraAzzurri/status/2044028573544046900ah, yes, the man who was diddled by Udinese 3-0 should definitely manage Italy
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