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Kylie Minogue edition
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Maybe first maybe not
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badgers
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Hockey?
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I JUST CANT GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
BOY YOUR LOVE IS ALL I THINK ABOUT
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I didn't have a picture of Kylie Minogue
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just took some miralax
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>>154191637
Should I bake a better thread?
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>>154191665
That's the best Kylie song
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>>154191637
those are NOT Our Sennies
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>>154191685
It's w/e at this point idc
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775948553779992.mp4

mon Habitants...
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>>154191685
No you stupid mcmaster newfag you snooze you lose
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Dannii > Kylie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YblCV3Iz2k
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Panthers roster against the laffs tonight. When will Gary stop them from tanking so blatantly
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*Oba Femi struts into the thread*
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Wild are so fucking bad at hockey
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>>154191718
the sad part is that they'll still beat the >laffs
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>>154191718
When other teams play their shit players during garbage time it's "guys fighting for next years jobs" but when the panthers do it the panthers do it it's tanking
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>>154191688
i dont remember other songs from her but i saw the music video on MTV long time ago as a kid and it shaped my particular taste for ladies
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>5 SOG after two periods
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>>154191725
>It was 2-0
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>>154191718
The tickets are the same prices as usual in Toronto tonight.
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>>154191792
you should cut a promo about the product being shit and ask to lower ticket prices
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>>154191752
COME ON
COME ON
DO THE LOKOMOTIV WITH ME
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All THREE of the kraken goalies are out. Kokko is in net tonight
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gary is dropping even MORE pucks!
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BOOOOOOOO
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>>154191637
Regular season is almost over, 14 teams won't be able to have a /hoc/ edition during the playoffs, and you make this shit popslop edition?
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>>154191807
This is what the next thread theme needs to be
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>>154191822
Almost too many pucks
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>>154191820
4 finns on ice is a record for the season
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gary wont allow the yzerplan to succeed.
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Pull Igor out of the game
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>>154191849
hoping for a kokko assist on a kakko goal
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>with finns you winns
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Already thinking about what to jerk it to during the first intermission
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kitties scarr! 23 seconds in!
>laffs
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>laffs
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>>154191833
I was going to make a jets thread
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>>154191837
if only we could have a SNES & Yaroslavl combo thread...
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>>154191725
nah, you are.
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laffs winning 0-1. suck it boston.
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>laffs
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>>154191837
Did you just learn about the accident or something
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Texting is superior to phone calls
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Gibson literally cannot stop losing the puck.
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yzerfraud bros...
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>>154191910
I'm a lokomotiv yaroslavl lifelong
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Things are looking worse and worse for my islanders
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>>154191913
i see your texting and raise photo of my ballz
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>>154191833
16 teams dont make playoffs no more
>>154191913
uh ya sure ok ya if youre a fag sure
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>>154191923
>I'm a lokomotiv yaroslavl lifelong
so, until your next plane ride?
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>>154191913
dont call or text me you fucking filthy casual. left on read, call ignored. send a letter of intent or challenge like a real man.
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Dallas powerplay, please score a goal
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>>154191929
post them if you're so strong
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do you think Garrett Rank ever fears for his physical safety?
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>>154191929
Oh yeah?
>sends photo my nice big marner I dropped
Hit nothing but porcelain, pal.
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>>154191948
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Texting used to mean something when it actually took effort now any retard can fire off a dissertation in seconds.
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>>154191946
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>>154191913
based
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>>154191725
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Hey Compher when McLellan says just a jersey you’re patient zero
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kitties scarr!
>l2ffs
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>>154191948
Lmao

>>154191946
>>154191979
Fuck off callfags

>>154191950
Ok, this guy is based

>>154191987
Yes, brother. It is.
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>canacuck is posting his gay fantasies again
kek.
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Robertson SCAR
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Monty would have save that
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another fucking melty jesus christ
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what does it mean that denver is unable to shoot the puck in the championship game?
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Steve signed compher and copp. They bring that veteran leadership a winning organization needs folks.
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FAGGOTS
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>Detoilet
Jesus
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>rags
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>mild
>cuck
>fan
>gay

also I've seen enough, get our guy in
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kokko does the autism roundabout every save
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ROFL
>ded wings
>getting eliminated by the debbies
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Hell yeah devils.
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>>154192023
Retard. They're so comfortable in their heterosexuality that they can tongue kiss each other and still know they are perfectly straight.
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>>154192023
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yzerman better get turfed
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>>154192025
Jesus Christ died for our snes
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>>154192039
how do you explain this then
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MICHKOV!!!!!
my flysies :)
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>getting your season ended by the little debbies
Holy grim
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Mr brightside is a bitch ass
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TRUST THE YZERPLAN
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>>154192030
just look at that dudes face, he obviously has very strong finnish genes
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>>154192056
A veteran doing what it takes to win.
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>nooo! only I can post!! wahhhh
kwacanacuck. faggot bitch.
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>>154192058
hell yeah flyers
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really hope the flyers make it
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>7 man on the ice
>Mini soda mild
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Trust za plan
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my broonsies!!!!
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I still trust the plan
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cam onnn blue jackers scarr some more!
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>>154192023
he's cheating on bergeron >:(
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she backhands on my puck until I score *Puck Off plays*
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Welp. See y'all next year when its been 10 years since the drought started. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T KICK CANS DOWN THE ROAD ILLITCH FAMILY!
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My penguins ):
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>>154192058
>>154192080
flyersfrens for life! :D
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yzerfraud bros...
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>>154192056
marchand is at least bi
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>>154192000
>laffs
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>>154192116
Between raising the price on the Hot N Ready pizza and the decade of missing the ploffs, it's been a bad run for them.
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My Bolts once again make the playoffs while Detoilet misses. Again.
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thank you debbies you are my greatest ally!
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>>154192127
there are no straight hockey players
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>>154192143
And mine
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Seider with that whoopsiedaisy at the blueline led to that goal btw
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The Yzerplan is as good as the Shanaplan in terms of futility
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fuckin' retards could even score a PPG with an empty net. kek
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are the habs not trying? what is going on there?
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budger bros...
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yzerman to be fired
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>>154192143
Our Broons are heading to playoffs :DDD
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>>154192137
fuck you publix
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was losing to the debbies part of your yzerplan?
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Fun Fact the NJ Devils have more wins than anyone in the Pacific they should just loan that whole bum division out to the KhL or something
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>mild
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>>154192156
>On March 6, 2026, the Detroit Red Wings acquired defenseman Justin Faulk from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for defenseman Justin Holl, a 2026 first-round draft pick, a 2026 third-round pick, and forward prospect Dmitri Buchelnikov.
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the yzerplan the shannaplan and the franaplan all failed
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Mr. Anderson...

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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Instead of Yzerman or Shanahan they should hire someone from those teams who wasn't very good. What would the Darren McCartyplan look like, I know he was in TNA Wrestling
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Kuznetsov drafted October 7, 2020
Brzustewicz traded January 31, 2024
Parekh drafted June 28, 2024
Whitecloud traded January 18, 2026
Wiebe traded January 18, 2026
Maatta traded March 4, 2026

Flames have an elite young dcore
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>>154192161
We need to rest. We know it's going to be the bolts our most likely opponent and Caufield got 50 so no need to stress or get injured.
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>>154192161
Pretty typical habs first period in terms of shots on goal
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scoreful draw in college
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Was holding the longest active playoffs drought part of the Yzerplan?
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>>154192171
Best part is Detroit’s next game is against Tampa
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>>154192192
Maata is 32
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>>154192186
No, I refuse to believe yzer has failed.
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>>154192208
Thats young for a defenceman
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>>154192169
don't have high hopes for the boys but hey I'm glad they even made it. I expected a performance like the rags this year
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>>154192189
Detroit needs a Villeleinoplan
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stors win!
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Uh oh, no home ice for the mild!
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OUR SENNIES >:D
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>>154191637
>>154191712
/hoc/ is a Marina genny
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>>154192208
In Finn years?
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>>154192169
absolutely based
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>>154192208
woah, he's just a kid!
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what happened here
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>>154192234
So like 952
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I’m worried Larkin requests a trade. The guy has crumbled he looks completely defeated. Which is fair because we are completely defeated. Better hope the kid wants to stay local forever, it’s getting to the point where he may want to look for a chance to win as we appear to not be remotely close to contention.
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>wongs
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>>154192241
mcdavid goon arc begins
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>>154192241
mcdavid got bussy blasted
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Went to the sugar shack today. I'm having the big brunch shits now
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>>154192250
It’s a good thing Larkin isn’t the core, the core is Raymond and Seider. Now well I’m not opposed that we kept him instead of trading him like Mantha Bert and Hronek maybe we should have to get a couple more top 3 picks.

Regardless I’m not worried as we have a top 4 prospect pool while being a team with 92 points and 3 37 year olds and 2 in our depth chart.
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>>154192216
I didn't expect them to make playoffs until 2030 at earlier. I still don't predict them surviving the first round
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Olli Maatas wikipedia page doesnt even hint at the fact he 's won 2 cups. That's weird.
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kek
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Shanaplan son or Yzerplan daughter?
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>>154192268
i don't remember shits, but i do remember cabane Ă  sucre shits
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>>154192296
easier to marry off a failure of a daughter
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Yzerman better be fucking gone by this time next week.
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knights play soon bro's
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>>154192292
neat
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>>154192314
Flush it down
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>detiolet
KWAB
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>>154192257
he's been preparing for that arc for a long time
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>>154192335
>tf
>tp
kwab 1993 2014
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>>154192250
>I’m worried Larkin requests a trade.
Good, let him. The Red Wings have the talent to make the playoffs, but they don't have the mental fortitude or leadership. At this point the team needs a complete culture change.
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>>154192329
dont pretend you dont care.
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I'm angry, I'm hurt and I'm disappointed. Was born in '79, so I really wasn't cognizant of the Dead Wings era. But if this is what it felt like? I might need to up my Desvenlafaxine and Buproprion doses.
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>>154192343
remember when they were first in the east? patty kane sucks
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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more like Buckbreaker
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>>154192250
Fuck Larkin. Strip the C off that soft pusy.
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>>154192368
wings are good in nhl 94, you should just play that
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THAT'S GOTTA BE

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
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If Denver wins this is the worst championship in recent memory
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stick? I don't need no freaking stick
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now the the lightning and sabres rebuilds have suprassed the yzerplan what is ol stevies legacy?
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>detoilet
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>most important game of the season
>shits the bed
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>>154192363
But I do care
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>>154192368
Reddit post
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>>154192360
The team is going to be even worse without him, he's the only one of the "core" that can finish a fucking play besides Debrincat.
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>>154192314
Hope they lose
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>>154192369
Just like my islanders
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>>154192412
he gave it all for america :)
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>>154192425
Based Avs fan.
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Samir won.
Omar won.
Dominick lost.
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>>154192412
he hasn't cared since the olympics
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Kwabconsin
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>>154192368
I'd argue this is worse than that era. That team just sucked, whereas this team looks decent for the majority of the season then routinely chokes in March and April.
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Good. Boo their asses off the ice.

Fucking losers. Whole organization.

All the young dmen are trash (except Ed). They have 4 good forwards and complete trash.

If you reeeeeeally think about it, out of a 23 man roster, 8 are legit NHLers. Everyone else is either borderline or a complete non-factor.

Big shout-out to Albert Johansson and Bernard-Docker for being atrocious at your jobs. Enjoy your 3 years in the league because that’s about it. Spent the whole damn game, in a must win game against a team with nothing to play for, hemmed in their own zone getting out worked, out skilled and outplayed.
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>>154192454
We get it, redditor.
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kitties can't even commit to tanking
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>>154192292
friendly reminder the soilers, the top shitcific team wouldn't even qualify for a wild card spot in the east
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>>154192393
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>>154192279
hockey wiki pages are a step below other sports. they still lack a career infobox at the top which i don't get at all
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>>154192467
those dang AHLers they called up didn't get the memo!
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Larkin will be a rag
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>>154192467
How much seethe from Hongcouver and CallGary would this make?
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>>154192425
we don't do that here
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>Wongs gave un an unprotected first only to miss the playoffs
KWAB
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I don't think Todd is the problem. 90+ points in a first full season is not bad. Hell, we'd be in over in the West.

We need another good center, and probably a better captain. The coach can't motivate the boys all the way, that's on the cap.

Also, we need to pull the plug on our bottom 6 and stock up on grinders and a goon or two. Other teams straight up bully our goalie and top 6 because they can.
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>>154192419
Soft pusy. Injury prone. Worthless on forecheck. Get rid of that loser.
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>>154192504
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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my avies :)
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>>154192482
Yeah I hate that shit, like of I look up a baseball player I can just look in the box and see if they won a world series. Usually if a player has won it at least mentions it somewhere on the page, but not Olli.
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Will my shorks make the offs
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>>154192494
Isn't the >laffs draft pick heading to boston?
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kek how are the rags so bad
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ncaa rigging the championship for liberal drug addiction stronghold denver
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>>154192471
friendly reminder that the oilers can still lose top in the pacific to the fucking 34-26-19 kings
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>>154192537
wisconsin is the same way
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when will /hoc/ be submitting their formal apology to kyle dubas?
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>>154192526
Only if it's not in the top 5 of this year. Else, Boston gets the 2027 1st pick unprotected and Philly gets the 2028 1st round pick also unprotected.
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>>154192510
>probably a better captain
Really? From the outside Larkin seems like the kind of guy who'd make a great captain.
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>>154192565
thanks for the explanation
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just made a pint glass of miso soup
is that weird?
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>>154192537
more red states need college hockey programs
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>>154192562
Never!!
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matthew fagchuk is trying way too hard to be the mutthomes of the nhl. youre a professional athlete, one of the best in the world and you still worship blacks? do americans really
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>>154192581
Yes retard you're lucky the glass didnt shatter
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>>154192524
They aren't. Celebrini needs more time
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>>154192549
wisconsin is for chuds britta curl went there
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not this year b1ggers...
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gg DU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Denver dynasty
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the denver dynasty just keeps growing
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>>154192524
Not if my Nucks have anything to say about it.
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natty
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>>154192581
not really. enjoy your soup
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denver's coach looks the same age as the players
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trying not to be racist but there's ONE black family in my entire neighborhood and guess who's playing loud music???
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Reminds me of the viral meme 6 7
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Hicks the mvp as a freshman goalie. Dropping f bombs on live tv. Super Chad.
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>>154192679
idk what time is it over there?
it's not really a free country of you can't play music at reasonable hours
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>>154192679
how is that racist? you're just saying what's happening
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>>154192704
the goalie was so fucking happy
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COUNTRY ROOOOAADDDSSS
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I'm gonna say something dangerously optimistic:

Losing like this is what is going to shape the Wings core into the leaders they need to be. It's not enough to be a good player, you also have to be unwilling to accept bullshit performances from your teammates. This is your team, and you can't let this stuff happen on your watch. They're getting that mentality.
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Just finished listening to the Bruins game. That was harrowing. Nobody can walk the razor blade between playoffs and failure for as long as a Boston team can.
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interesting
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>>154192741
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kitties scarr!!
>l3ffs
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>>154192742
It's insane that they're even making playoffs. They're really entering with no momentum
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>>154192772
Somebody told me they were tanking
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>l3ffs
>l3ffs
>l3ffs
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Can’t believe my penguins are second in goals for.
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>>154192778
even if you're tanking you can always beat some ass when it's the >laffs
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>>154192567
I don't know where all this >wongs salt towards Larkin is coming from, he's the only one on the team that looks like he consistently tries.
The Olympic team has repeatedly mentioned how he was one of the team's main motors so clearly he has some sort of leadership skill.
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halfway through this shit op guys
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>>154192800
Our Sennies turn is next
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>>154192800
checked
WAGMI
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>the ass end of /hoc/
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ill add a touch of /cric/ curry
youve been warned
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>>154192833
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>red wings eliminated
bud wins again
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>>154192510
>Blaming Larkin
He had what, 35 goals and how many points this season? Literally put the team on his back and won games himself a few times too. The obvious issue is Yzerman. When I saw that Perron and Faulk were the ONLY acquisitions I already knew they weren't making it. That's kind of an insult. Clearly the team needed a 2nd line center and some help with Seider.. Yzerman gave up their 1st round pick for that absolute silly dogshit.
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>>154192742
listening to hockey is way more nerve racking than watching
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>>154192860
Should have ponied up for Trochek
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>>154192773
Yep there are better teams without a spot. I hope they can make the most of it.
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>>154192876
just like my islanders
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>>154192876
kwab
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>>154192704
>pissconsin
kwab
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>>154192742
be sure to remember the subscription during the off-season
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>>154192873
Or Hughes. From what I understand he wanted to come but Yzerman didn't like the price.

Good call Stevie! See ya at the golf course
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kek
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>>154192876
Is there anyway I can rewatch the wongs stream? Apparently Mickey Redomond and Chris Osgood were losing their minds too ontop of the boos.. I'd like to watch it and kek
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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finally, the leafies are tanking properly
also >dead wongs
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>>154192894
Trust him, it's all apart of the Plan.
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>>154192897
That's funny. They should allow fighting.
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>>154192897
>all of them wear cages
kek
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>>154192897
it's like the special ed kids in PE class
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hockey is kinda lame when my team isn't winning
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>>154192897
I thought the bitches got thrown out of they got rough
I want them to violently make out with each other instead
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>>154192914
not with fags like this
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>>154192925
I like how you capitalized the P too
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it's a long shot but the shargs can still make it
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sherwoods gonna be lighting his old team up tonight
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>>154192950
it's gotta suck to feel like you have to put on the flamboyant act to be gay
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how does bud win against trb time and time again?
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>>154192926
there's been a couple "fights"
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>>154192958
kekaroo
they blew it the last 3 games
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>>154192930
jen
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>>154192946
they put the cages on em to prevent that
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>>154192958
they need a miracle
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>>154192914
>1983
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Montybros...be ready for the call
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>>154192980
They should rip off each others helmet and tongue fuck each others mouths desu
then I will watch your sport
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>>154192958
>34 wins and 45 losses is a good enough record for the playoffs
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>worsen your draft pick
>celebrate
kek
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>>154192946
they only scissor each other post game
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>>154192996
if you look close, the masks are padlocked. coach doesn't unlock them until the team's gotten hosed down with ice water after the game.
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my habbies :(
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>>154192998
Yes.
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>h4bs
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>>154192536
Rent free
>>154192914
>once sold to a bum with no money
Islanders will never be respected, if the head jew didn’t grow up a fan of yours you’d be playing in Kansas City by now
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my flysies :)
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>>154193012
how am I supposed to jack off to the ladypuck now
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Idea: Ultimate Surrender women's hockey
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>>154193001
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Detroit Red Wings?

More like Detoilet Dead Wangs!

LMAO
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watching the knights play the knordiques
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>>154193031
vigorously and with enthusiasm
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>>154193031
think of the smell. that's what I use.
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my nordies! :)
toews!
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No one is talking about how the senators played themselves back into a playoff spot
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Avs pp continues to cook.
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>>154193042
ORGASM ON THE ICE!
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sharter fart lets one dribble through
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>>154192998
it is in the west
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bedard wears a chastity belt
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>muhhh sofpussies huehuehuehuehue :)))))))))))))))
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>>154193054
Im going to turn that game on soon
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>>154193091
i'm not worried, knights can't lost anymore with tortellini as coach
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>it all comes down to these four shit teams for the final playoff spot in the east
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>>154193130
Rooting for Ovi to make one last appearance
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>>154193130
gary's gonna have it be the caps, because ovi. none of the other teams are marketable.
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Red wings shouldve traded for Kadri or weegar :)
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>>154193124
one more scheduled loss
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>>154193096
they tried to castrate him today :(
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>>154193130
Anybody but my islanders
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>>154193164
that's why you wear a jock boys
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>>154193055
>>154193056
I shall get on it desu
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>>154193148
>>154193144
That would basically require the other 3 teams to lose out and two of them are winning 4-1 right now
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I hope didney is able to play against the caps tomorrow so him and ovechkin can have one final faceoff. they both literally saved the nhl and gary owes them big time
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>>154193181
my goats :)
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>>154193177
shut up slut and bow down to gary's plan.
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>>154193181
I've only known the NHL with them
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>>154193059
Sens are elite.
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>>154193181
Nah muse isn’t taking the risk
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a lot of the time i watch hockey and i'm like why am i even watching anymore
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Flames have a promising future :3
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>>154193217
Wow that sucks
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>>154193222
they should just dress him and have him play a few token shifts, then have him on the ice at the end of the game to shake hands with ovi
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bro of mine is a big red wings fan and i feel sad for him but at least my flyers have a shot! :)
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Why the fuck are these retards winning?
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>>154193248
That retard will probably play again next year I don’t see what the crying is about
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k.ighties skaaaaar
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habbies suck
they are going to get swept the first round
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>>154193237
I'm sorry for growing up in the 2000s
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>>154193257
they're playing against even bigger retards
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my nordies :(
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>>154193274
they're just tired...
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>>154193280
Wow that sucks even harder
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>>154193251
flyers are locked into the metro 3 position now, there is no way for them to have more points than the WC teams and not also have more points than the remaining metro hopefuls
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my blues were eliminated today
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I don't like hockey players who look like mean dads who drive a dodge ram and that's mark stone
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>>154193251
Imagine your team gets eliminated, while it has more points than a team that is winning a division.

Its pretty brutal. Its also funny that there's a team with a worse record that has a chance to make it in before them.
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>>154193303
Thanks. Being a zoomer sucks
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>>154193314
At least they get an unprotected first round pick
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>>154192995
This was every Montebum game since November except 1 or 2
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>muhhhhh softpusies :(((((((((((((((((((((
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>>154193267
I dunno, he's old and doesn't have much juice left and I think he said he wants to end his pro career playing in moscow
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tb h this pwhl game looks faster nad higher skill than 80s NHL
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>>154193308
It's a dogfight for sure
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>>154193300
I used to work with a girl who looked just like this, she had weird toe thumbs though
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>>154193059
brady is a gamer
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flysies shortie!!!
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>>154193340
he had a weird injury today
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>>154193288
flames are winning the retard battle :(
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>>154193326
Of course it looks faster you dumb shit. The PWHL doesn't allow holding and hooking and use red-line offside.
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>>154193308
islanders and caps are close behind for 3rd metro position... and flyers have to play against habs and canes...
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>>154193362
Kek
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>>154193340
why did he leave the game? is he hurt?
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>>154193348
ya he looked pretty fucked up, but didnt seem like he was hit very hard or anything (compared to be punched in the face)
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I'm gonna win my fantasy hockey league by 50+ points despite trading celebitch before the start of the season.
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i need it
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he looks super pale sitting on the bench after
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>>154193152
I legit cannot wrap my mind around the Perron trade. What the absolute fuck was Yzerman was thinking. Does someone have a video of him suckin dongs or something?
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>>154193380
habs and canes both might rest people
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>>154193421
why do you have so much gay porn, man?
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>>154193410
looks like the isles player stick taps him on the side of the head or something
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>>154193314
F
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>>154193421
but he's a bust
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>>154193436
i'm a bedardiac
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>matthew not in the playoffs
>brady is
Weird
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>>154193436
they're bodybuilding cards
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>>154193466
i guess nice guys do finish last
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>>154193424
nothin wrong with suckin dongs bud
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>>154193498
Chuds aren’t nice
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>>154193018
one of the more handsome semites desu
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>>154193498
when they are the out...cast? fucking shoe-horned fucking lyrics. fuck green day fuck them up their faggot asses. shit band.
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>>154193466
what a strange world
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>>154193410
he got cut in the eye
this happened to me in school when some kid was handing out papers
if he got cut in the white part he should be fine after a couple days healing
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bedsy is for the boys
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>>154193514
>semites
his people originated in the western caucausus region, aka modern-day Ukraine.
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>>154193528
achievable natty?
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>>154193528
swole af
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>>154193527
thanks, dr. steve.
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>>154193481
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>>154193562
kek https://streamable.com/90vr2q
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>>154193528
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>>154193528
>>154193543
>>154193544
easy to look swole when you are a manlet
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>>154193576
I wonder if he can bench 2pl8 for reps
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today a legend retires
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>>154193594
/oake/ edition next up.
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>>154193562
that's the average /fit/ user
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>>154193571
kek
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>>154193059
JLML
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>>154193594
what type of minority will they replace him with?
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jen with the bright colours today
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>>154193679
fuchsia is bold
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>>154193679
Trying to remind the viewers she does in fact have a vagina
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>>154193674
disabled autistic pacific islander
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>>154193679
handsome gal
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>>154193674
jason kelce
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martone is great :D
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>>154193679
pink jenny club
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>>154193674
I'm betting on Shawn McKenzie.
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>>154193528
autistic incel has never had a gf
could never be macklin though
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>>154193300
Fucked a girl like this for 20 days straight during my el camino walk 9 years ago. Dutch chick. If I could go back in time I would have to least asked her to marry me. Maybe I'd be in dutchland rn instead of this shithole
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Where do you faggots stream
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nhl should bring in Jamie Hersch
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>>154193743
crosby taught bedard to focus on hockey
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>>154193770
Sportsnet+
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>no carrier
>no ghoule
>no dobson
xhekaj sis we eatin good
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>>154193743
cope bedard is practicing semen retention like crosby
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>>154193770
on the internet
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celebrini is king of the young chads
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>Saves Detroit hockey to kill Detroit hockey
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>>154193770
https://crackstreams(dot)ms/stream/ufc-327-prochazka-vs-ulberg
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lots of time left
get the pouty look off your face
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>>154193709
Matt dumba is still playing
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>>154193820
Who still watches ufc
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cau51eld!
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>>154193820
its literally free on paramount
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>>154193789
based
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>>154193793
Webcasts is no more
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>>154193594
Sad!
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>>154193834
more like matt DUMBASS
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>>154193839
Did suzuki-san get a point
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>ded wongs
>eliminated
KWAB
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>>154193802
https://streamain.com/en/XB7Y1xmWuUzLGbN/watch
it is truly sad to see
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>>154193883
Many such cases
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>>154193802
Realistically what can he even do at this point? He already traded away his picks for nothing this off season and I don't see any cap space or players he can drop to make any significant FA snags.
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>>154193879
yup 9uz9ki
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>>154193834
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>>154193902
Based
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the wings literally put bruins in the playoffs kek. it was like which team is better at losing kek
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>>154193896
>Realistically what can he even do at this point?
Get fired.
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>>154193883
>>154193889
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>>154193926
good explanation
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>>154193889
tough watch
but im happy because dabres made it
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Dobes big mad
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>>154193935
those retards in detoilet celebrating yzersham before the oly break
look at them now
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>>154193896
He can continue with the Yzerplan of signing at least one 34-36 year old over the hill defenseman every offseason.
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where does Garrett Rank live?
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>Winnipeg Jets
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my nordies :((
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>>154193896
he could have spent his draft picks selecting canadian talent instead of yuropoor losers
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>>154193926
My favorite is when they scored 4 straight in the 3rd against the Wild only for Kane to trip a random player for absolutely no reason not even near the puck so they could lose in OT.

And then let Columbus come back with less than a minute and empty net so they could lose in shootout..

And then today letting a non-playoff team score 3 goals in less than 10 in the 3rd, Kek.
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>Nords out-shooting by double and still losing
Yup it's a Blackwood game alright.
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This game is so rigged for Montreal
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>>154193997
0% save rate
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>le softpoooooooooooooosays
kek
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Another habs come back in the making
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>>154193883
Trust the Yzerplan
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Knights finna win the division
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The Edmonton Oilers can clinch a playoff berth with:

>An EDM point earned (@ LAK) OR

>a WPG regulation LOSS (vs PHI)
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The mild lost to the predators tonight and failed to clinch home ice advantage in the 1st round
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fire steve hire lou
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>>154194004
Yzerman could have had Hughes if he traded Nate Danielson, Albert Johansson and the 1st round pick. Instead he kept those 2, traded the first round pick for Faulk, then missed the playoffs.

In what universe does this man still deserve a job?
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>>154194008
sounds like gary got involved
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>canacuck is seething like a bitch
kek. what a fun saturday it's turned out to be.
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>>154194050
>do nothing
>win
OILED
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>>154194082
>Nate Danielson, Albert Johansson and the 1st round pick
Is that better than Buium, Ohgren, Rossi, and a 1st?
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>HEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SOFTPUSYS!!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!!!! M-M-M-M--M-MILD-C-C-CUKCKCKCCK!!!
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he's invincible
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>>154194106
I forgot to add JT comper who won a cup as a 3rd line center. Apparently it is better because thats what the Nucks asked and Yzerman said no.
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Why are numales wrong about everything?
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Gary will NOT let his habs lose this game
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>>154194105
there's blacks in edmonton? figured it was too cold for them
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>>154194141
biz should be the next wings gm
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>>154194136
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>>154194149
Are you retarded or 5 minutes behind
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>>154194152
unfortunately, the (((NGOs))) supply them with winter gear and free vehicles to cradle them along as much as possible.
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philly currently graping the jets
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hate refs
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>>154194170
"Goalie interference"
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>>154194155
I wouldn't trust biz with a pee wee team
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>>154194194
You do not know who Garrett Rank is, clearly.
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>>154194192
cope it's a thankless job
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>>154194141
>>154194155
>>154194169
Red Wings needs a rape apologist gm like Stan Bowman which led to Blackhawks dynasty.
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>>154194211
good. shouldn't be thanking those cocksuckers for anything anyways.
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important announcement for the next thread!!!!!!
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>>154194222
Not working out in Edmonton
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>>154194141
biz would ragdoll you
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Just 3 months ago lmao
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>>154194249
edmonton is in the playoffs
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new in afew
>>154194275
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>>154194285
>>154194285
>>154194285
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>>154194291
real new ^
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real not early new
>>154170517
>>154170517
>>154170517
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>>154194289
Retard
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>>154194289
>>154194291
>>
morons
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>>154194289
>>154194291
Just great isn't it? Retards
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>>154194269
Pacific doesn’t count
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>>154194289
shan't
>>154194291
shall



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