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>>154193809VOGTED
this is the thread
>>154193787
skatin’ on ‘em!
Damn, that was a nice catch, Rockies. Almost have a Casty bomb too.
Yankees.
>>15419380984 pitches is a lot
We love bunting here, don't we?
>>154193824fatties like this is why people make fun of baseball as a sport.
>to beat Yankees:>bunt
>>154193824maximum munchy
>Jew York loses
these two foids behind the plate been pmo all game
Brewers might have the worst offense I've ever seen.
It’s already over
mariners in 30!
uhh Sheehan has thrown 3 pitches and its already 1-0 rangers?
>sheehanfuck this shitter
>no MVP since 1953they really do hate the Tribe
same ol' lolyanks
jazz chisholm is a certified retard and a bonafide loser
SAFE
>>154193890I will watch your peem!
>makes cubs fans have a meltyHow does she do it
>>154193828You shouldn't be posting on 4chan Flayn
>>154193968she looks more like a Devil Ray
brewers are on a slurper to end all slurpers
>>154193968>nose ring>dyed hairdropped
>>154193949What did he mean by this?
>>154193963Thank you.
>>154193968its an interesting discussion
>sheehanI can’t this pitcher seriously when his name sounds a lot like the retarded autistic kid from Jimmy Neutron
>>154193992:(
OHTANI BOMB
BIG FLY OHTANI-SAN
dingertani
>>154194014i thought he had the same name as that singer
>>154194006People are either lying or gay saying they wouldn't
She got a tangy pussy yjk still would
BIG FLY
OH OH
nips and their surprise attacks
on-base streak continues(45) for GOATani
will it be a slug off at uniqlo park today?
Another Ohtani blast
WHERE'S THE MONEY, SABROSWKI
attaboy will
no one cares doyerpacos
>home runs both teams>want to watch more>have to go out for little bitbrb /mlb/
>>154194040I wouldn't because she has a tattoo and nose piercing
Love these Dodger City Connects
freddie :)
I have no idea how to post here anymore.
can we get nimmo and jeff back
Freddie :)
>>154193836yes, and contact hitting. baseball's more fun with balls in play and men on base, feast or famine quantball does my head in
>>154194154You can have EdLose back
>>154194154seconding this
LIGHTS OUT SABROWSKI
commentators on the fox game have had their mics turned off the past 5 minutes lol
TEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154194186They'd rather be calling the Dodger game.
TEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TEOOOOOO
reminder the Cade Smith allows a run every single game
teo
>>154194186what team is the foxes?
HAHA
>>154194154No your jewish owner thought it was a good idea to replace those humble honest white players with low IQ browns (Polanco, Simian, Bichette)
KEK, you just know Stephen Nelson is feeling good about calling that shit.
Jack "Don't call me Al" Leiter
Teo, the sunflower king!
T O K A IEIO
Dodgers came in smelling bloodWhy does coffee make my pee smell bad?
home runs everywhere
My Braves have looked like complete shit all night. Not our night tonight.
Al was the last good Leiter.His kin are living off the hype
>Poodres
>>154194235https://youtu.be/y9NhjogxNHo
>poodres BAU BAU
>>154194250Al was pitching to used car salesmen and dishwashers
>POODRES
>>154194284Your mom is used
PRRRRRRT
BOGEY GOES BOOOM!!!BOGEY GOES BOOOM!!!BOGEY GOES BOOOM!!!
>>154194290oye papi no te comas tantas arepas
>>154194290U N I TNIT
>that swingkek fatass joc
Its so fucking overWe are never coming back from this
>mest
>Braves break their record for most walks in a gameG U A R D S B A L L
I paper chase then vanishHit the (Steven) Kwan on her make her boyfriend panic
Imagine being Joc, Turner, Bellinger, and Seager.
>>154194394We own your sorry ass!
KWAN SCORES FROM 1ST ON A STEALKWAN SCORES FROM 1ST ON A STEALKWAN SCORES FROM 1ST ON A STEAL
>>154194277kys
FAGGets kek!!!
ermbarves?
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
Radical walk off bros!
Should I buy my gf pantyhose and force her to wear them?
>Barfie Doos
poodrepacos kek
>>154194474lmao obsessed fucking loser
>>154194430Do new dodger fans even know who they are?
has a batsperson ever tried to steal first?
>>154194494crippling autism lol
Surely the cockies won’t choke this time
>>154194430who?
New dodgers fan here, when did Alex Freeland join the team?
>>154194487Yes they’re hot
>>154194527Rybacks children
>>154194494translation: i have autism
>>154194511says the guy who always gets triggered by my posts kek. Padres are also going to win
>>154194247dogshit. disband the 'team'
doyerpacos thought that was gone kek
I might have spoke too soon!!!
>>154194535Opening Day. Debuted last year in the dog days of summer.
>>154194550>nextmex >suggested for yousenor?
>>154194550>copying mlfootballCringe
poostros
infieldsingletani
>>154194571never underestimate the Rockies unclutch factor
singletahni
>>154194591the rockies suck retard
this inning is literally peak Guardsball
on-basetani
>>154194446enjoy him while you can because he belongs on my dodgers
Sixth homer for Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker
Why didn’t tucker hit the ball?
My BASED Nats working on blowing this 3-0 lead in the 9th
Would you rather have dick sized nipples? Or a nipple sized dick?
lmao gints
>our closer now has 4 days without pitchingwhen does rust kick in?
>>154194551triggered by a dog kek
>>1541946964 days exactly
>>154194693my dick is already nipple sized so it wouldn't make a difference
>>154194699everybody loves doggie posting
DUUUUUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPPP
hey beeter
>new doyer fan vs poodre paco
feel like teo should've done better there
>>154194693Nipple sixed dicks. I can't have 7 inch nips
>>154194551>cucked by a dog crieeeed
I'm in a good mood when the dodgers are winning
Julio slap! Nice double after the dump.
>>154194719not autistic poodrepaco kek
Dodgers are winning btw.
>>154194748Story of his life. One minute he’s homering. Next he’s being a retard out in the field
take Armstrong out right now
>>154194746
>>154194748Yea, they need to get Yordan Alvarez or somebody else
>>154194748Having Tucker at RF has already saved 6+ base hits and a couple dingers compared to Teo's defense.
I see brewers are still cheating
>>154194782He should be the DH. Ohtani would be a better LF
>homer by Cal 2-0>followed by double by JulioI'm already done.
GO AWAY POODRES!
>>154194755>replying to my post twicekek seething
honestly completely fucking dishonest win from the brewers in the making here, you did fucking nothing all game and then the trashionals threw for no reason at the end
>>154194808when was the last time ohtani played outfield?
>asstros pitching so bad its making the fucking MARINERS offense look elitekwab
Ortiz pop up ez money
>>154194823kys you waste of oxygen
>>154194836I think he was a right fielder in Japan before goin to the angels
>>154194819Just waiting for my Texans to play again at this point
MAKE THE CALL VOGT
>ASSTROS pitching
autistic poodrepaco is also paranoid kek
>>154194868I remember he played right field once against my Astros, that was years ago tho.
>>154194834They lost though
Not now
poodrepacos malding kek
doyerpacos seething KEK
>>154194834EAT ASS FAG!!1!
>sewersEvil has been vanquished.
>>154194834Pretty sure they lost
Ugh, that's just fucking baseball. Still need to get McCullers pulled early.
based Hedgie
fweddie :3
Nats won the Soto trade
>>154194910>>154194912just kiss already
>>154194834I’m checking the scores rn and that looks like a loss for the brew crew though?
ggs braves, guards too good
>>154194910>>154194912
holy fuck we actually shut them out after an 11 run game
>>154194925He's not coming back to his old form bro, we're gonna have to trade one of our bats for a pitcher.
muncy dinger incoming
>>154194959Guards still the only team to take a series from the Big Blue Machine
>NOOOO YOU CANT DRUG TEST ME YOU'RE ANTISEMITIC what the fuck was his problem
>>154194983The blue jays?
OH NO NO NO NO NO…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANO FUCKING WAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOOK AT HIMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait the red sox can do all that?
Tomorrow:Braves and Guards are both 9-6Series is tied 1-1These are the ONLY two teams to have not lost a series yet
poodres sweeping the rockies is like winning the world series to autistic poodrepaco kek
>>154194983Who the royals?
>>154195016tomorrow will decide if Sale is washed or not
>>154195010all they needed was to face some triple A reliever
Muncy is such a troll
poodres beating the lowly idaho rockies is like winning the world series to seething poodrepacos kek
>>154194983>Big Blue Machinemust mean the cubs
>>154195018Fact. BAU BAU!
>>154195039well I know Bibee is
>>154194978Not what I meant. I'm an Ms fan, I want him pulled early tonight.
that funky muncy
that walky munchy
what are they guarding
Remember when /mlb/ said the Rockies were good kek
>>154195071Ur virginity lel
Dads on top of the Mountains
>>154195071illegal immigrants
>>154195071a secret warehouse filled with Chief Wahooswe're opening it when we win the Series
>>154195055Ass is too big
>>154195055what is 222
>>154195076I wanted to believe :(
>>154195099which series? this one against Braves?
It was 2-1...
>>154195076they thought beating the jays dead bullpen twice after injuries killed a game and forced three bullpen games in a row made them good
TEO GRAND SLAM
dammit teo
>Every Poodre home game has been sold outAre these pacos not employerd?
Oh no, RISPies….
>>154195018>>154195044pathetic samefag kek
It isn't looking good
>>154194983and they still haven't deployed their secret weapon
Do you prefer girls or Cubs girls?
>>154195133>>154195132Avoided the NOBLETIGER tho
oh no ump bros…
Got the challenge
Msbros..
Yainer….
What the fuck, Castillo?!
Mariners are washed
ABS is cancer, watch bananaball if you want gimmicky bullshit
Teo doesn't catch that ball
TT MY KING
>>154195216Bananaball is doing more to grow the game than Manfred's MLB
>>154195129I want Svanson's head on a fucking platterGive me Stanek's for dessert
>>154195129they really let Svanson throw 45 pitches while the guy that came in hadn't pitched a single inning
>>154195243>>154195245Svanson is trying his best, just give him another chance.
>>154195216ABS is holding these bum ass umps accountable. it's embarrassing some of the calls that are getting overturned. Umps are janny tier
sheehan just buttfucking the rangers with his slider
What the FUCK are the Rangers doing?
Lance, I need you to lock in now. No more of this bullshit. Pretend they are the Angels.
>>154195297Increasing Sheehan's trade value
https://x.com/snytv/status/2043114328820273644?s=46>mest
>>154195302The Angels are unironically better than the Mariners this season
>>154195311Tarik Skubal, you ARE an LA Dodger
>>154195159you have autism lol
I miss vin scully so much bros
I'm a little shocked now when Cole Young has an unproductive at-bat. He's gonna be a star soon.
>>154195266Has he even had a good game this season? I know May was fucking up majorly in our series against Tampa but he's proven he's a solid pitcher.
>>154195159your obsessed and can’t stop replying
I like that Hyeseong Kim's walk up song is "Hyeseong"
>>154195375I got temporarily range-banned from uploading media for posting the lewd version of this yesterday. you're welcome.
>>154195324whys he so sad? its only april, seasons not over just yet
>>154195375Yes
THE WATER IS DERTAAAY
>>154195393Absolute based
>>154195393It's not that amusing I don't see why anyone would like that
based comet
is everyone here gay now?
>>154195446that swede isnt here yet so no
>>154195446im just dipping my toes in!
>>154195446Fuck my boricua ass
>>154195387>>154195342samefag again kek
YORDONG
>>154195446I'm a girl
>>154195446Rimming, anal and facesitting
>>154195404That's why I only post my original webm, sir.>>154195416That tag was excellent.Get it together, Castillo!
>>154195422he's batting .320 in 2026 - trash cans have banned league widehows he doing it?
>>154195446I mean I don’t have penisary contact with women because i cant penetrate them with my 5 incher
Strikeoutani
>>154195446>now
>>154195446what else did you expect from this thread
>Luis Castillo
>>154195446Baseball is the gayest of the 4 sports
The season is fucking over.
>>154195446It's all one gal
Bat died a hero
Tucker is a bust
>>154195446tell these boys how ass is suppose to be eaten.
this game is primed for the doyer blowpen
>>154195532It's not root sports anymore, it's Mariners.TV
Harambe strikes again
>>154195559
>>154195446ofc ofc ofc
I finally covered
>>154195581It's the same as it ever was is what.
>>154195598https://x.com/yankees_avenue/status/2043145674619863064?s=46
I'M NOT TAKING MY SNEAKERS OFFI AM SNEAKERS O'TOOLE
>>154195594Gambling is bad for you
>>154195598he really is a fucking retard. how do you make it to that level and not know the basics?
Andy P doesnt trust Teo
>>154195598huhhe really is fucking retarded
>>154195658No. It’s just nobody wants to get run over like Kike was in the World Series
>>154195628yeah but tonight it was good for me
gg stros, nothing good ever happens
it takes two!
FAGGOTiners
if you play the dodgers outfield just let Andy potheads catch everything
Jesus, save us. Castillo is finally washed.
>>154195680Bad for you
>>154195695good for me tonight
What an AB by Cam
When will the Mariners be relegated to the bananaball league?
Am I stupid, he didn't touch the bag
>>154195704Repent
retard
>>154195718This, it's time to promote the Indianapolis Clowns
>Astros @ MarinersThe battle for 4th place begins in the AL West
>>154195621lel
SMITH ON SMITH
>>154195780sandlot
>>154195768weren't those two supposed to fight for the division this season? what happened?
>>154195726no
fweddie :/
>>154195795Based! BASED!
>>154195797Niggers gaped the mariners is what happened
>>154195876that's racist. you're racist.
>>154195876coward
Remember when the Mariners started spazzing about niggers when they lost to that 1 team with 3 black players.
*gulp*uh oh
It was never a chance to loss this game!
it's over
>blow gays lost to the twins
Get rid of this femboi
enjoy your world series poodres
>>154195992our weak pathetic starting pitcher is somehow still fucking sick and cant throw straight anymore
>statpadres
>our
>>154195992There's nothing embarrassing about losing to the twins
>>154196058kek seethe bitch
Which team is the niggerest?
>>154195795Kino!
New year, same ol' Rocks
Any chance we can send Luis down to Tacoma once Bryce is healthy?
>>154196089Probably the orioles
>no jumbo jacks
God damn this team is just fucking awful night after night it's getting to be unwatchable.
I no black I Dominican, papi!
>tfw my yearly hopes as a Rocktard gets killed in brutal fashion by my division
>>154196192Fuck my boricua ass
>>154196089might be the Mets
e sock parade days
The pig people.
>>154196175Surely Seattle has a good offense at home right? and can make a comeback
HAWK TUA MAN!
>>154196242No, they sometimes have good pitching.
>>154196156there's still 3 innings left
MsBros, you don’t know the depths of how shitty our bullpen is. Don’t count yourselves out yet.
>>154195404i gave you a (You) last nighthave another
>>154196325They're not getting to the bullpen for at least 2 more innings.
>>154196325Okert, Abreu, and Hader are all lights out though
pagestani
niggertahni
Why is every Korean named Kim?
Why is every nigger named jim or have the initials m.j. or j.m. ?
>>154196454>Why is every nigger named jimnever encountered this in my life
punchoutani
strikeoutani
Ohtani has no clutch gene
ohtani's been cussing a lot lately kek
>>154196468never heard of the Jim 'fro laws?
>>154196370>Okerthas been shaky. singlehandedly lost us the 9-12 game against the As>AbreuHas given up at least 1 earned run every single outting this season. Absolute garbage this season.>HaderHas been injured since last season and won’t be coming back for another month.
I don't condone the racism or use of the n-word in this thread.
CLE vs ATL series is even tied 11 runs each
>Dodgers bullpen
>>154196506kitty your Tigers ain't looking so good
I’m Nicaraguan
>>154196523I'm a dodgerchad tho
"Casey Legumina"
Jazz Chisholm just lost himself a couple mil with that inteview
>>154196563real dodgerchads don't post wojaks
Whatever it doesn't matter.
dreyerbros... I'm thinking we're back
they should play this at dodger games for the mexicanoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Q17EsvN5M
>RISPstros
>>154196272>jumbo jacks securedThank you based Ice Cream Man
>>154196585real dodgerchads post whatever they feel like at all times with no regard for what anyone else thinks
>>154196594lmao forgot about this nigga
>>154196623you need to get on base to be able to strand runners on base
>>154196645
cole and dom are doing things
>>154196645wojaks are for weak-minded, self-hating losers. no self-respecting dodgerchad would even think about posting that shit.hate to break it to you but you're not a chad.
>>154196678Bottom of the order bosses.
>>154196581What’s 2 mil when you’re worth 500?
>>154196524you're niggerwhat?
....is something going on?
I thought that was gone
>>154196645Real Dodge Chads post anime
>>154196594Reggaeton was good when it was just Don Omar, Tego, and a couple of others
i thought the memeiners were supposed to be good this year
JP!
cam on rangers, border patrol these doyers
JP "BASES LOADED" Crawford
>>154196746Where do these dogs poo and pee when they have these bring your dog games?
An Astros lead is never safe
JP has been good this year, /we/ need Colt at third base
>Tanner "even the guardians homer against him" Scott
>>154196795rangers are more mexican than the Dodgers
>>154196683spoken like a FAKE dodgerchad. you're not fooling anyone.
Hyeseong Kim saving this team while Mookie is on IL
>>154196811everywhere, it smells like a sewer, doyerpacos are used to that
>>154196831that's an undercover ICE agent
easy pz
>>154196838rent free
eat shit, parades. cal is gonna make you pay right here.
>>154196838>M's game>b-b-but the dodgersu are so mad rn
>>154196868kek
cal gets the sac fly on a broken bat
Dodger bullpen will secure the Wand THAT is another dodgers series win! rags ain't coming back lol
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>>154196881RBI, baby.
>>154196893MDS is on the rise
>>154196892facts
>>154196892based sausage girl is always right
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
damn Julio
Mariners dick sucking kek
Pack it up poostros.
>another comeback victory for the dodgers>went ahead in the first inningswhy are they trying to sovlwash a normal win by calling it a comeback?
JULIO!Dave Valle with the prediction!He fucking mercked that ball.
TEO :)
JULIO DID SOMETHING, PANIC
>naylor immediately pops out to end the inning
Surely the dodgers will get an insurance run here
I told you>>154196325
>>154197023double pray incoming
teo did something good
>>154196892sausage girl was cooler when she showed up after the game was over. i have a feeling you're not the real sausage girl poster, but an autist. the same person that makes early nus.
JUUUUUUUUUUULIOOOOOOO
>>154197031I'm sorry for doubting you, your pessimism is clearly better placed than mine.
>>154196892based sausage girl>>154197046cringe faggot
>>154197051Alcohol is bad for you
Our bullpen has woken up both the A’s offense and the Rockies offense. They have now woken up the Ms offense. We are officially a tune-up team.
ANDY P
pandaman
andy p :)
>>154197031Are you Houspie?
Pandy and Teo Insurance!
the cuban god at it again
I think the doyers should pay more payroll taxes
NEED INSURANCE? CALL ANDY-STEPHEN NELSON
The chihuahuas just have no answer to the isotopes
think about all the squirrels you could feed with all the sunflower seeds they chuck away
hey dodgerfag, stop shitting up the coachella thread you sad cunt
all this just for diaz to blow the save again
Dodgers are such a soulful team
Dodgers baby 39 years in the making
Looking like this game will finish in time for me to arrive fashionably late to my house party tonight. Thanks for the assist Pages.
maybe they should just walk yordon instead of trying to strike him out
bitch niggas activities from the rangers right now
>call is confirmed
pages got greedy
nice throw
>>154197086Cant wait till you play the White Sox and see who wins the shitoff
kek, umpie just took a fastball to the bicep
LOL ANDYP
andy p :(
Rags are just flailing at this point
Blue got smoked. His arm is gonna hurt really bad later tonight.
>beat a challenge >immediately try to steal second and get caughtwhy
>>154197139Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! El Paso Chihuahuas Anon! Everyone's favorite faggot!And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.Here's the deal: I'm also from El Paso. Sure, I don't know if you're ACTUALLY from El Paso. You might be from Las Cruces. Or Horizon. Or even Deming. But I know you come out to Chihuahuas games. And I know I'm going to be balls deep in your ass soon.You'll be leaving Alamo Drafthouse, or Later Later, (or the Toolbox), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass."Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off. You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.You're getting fucked."Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
Why the fuck do people get tattoos under their ears? It’s dirty as fuck
umpbros we eating gud
>this rags pitchercoldplay sucks btw
Breaking news; Rocks are still the Rocks :/
>>154197222pfma
>>154197222kek
>>154197238Cold>Coldplay
uh, trashtros?
Ohtani is in his rat year
>>154197141>a pencildick gets to fuck this
recycle in a bit>>154193796>>154193796>>154193796
CHUD SPOTTED ON THE MOUND
Based pig people.
>Treinen
chudbros... how we feeling?
>>154197302no thanks i'll make a better one instead
sit the FUCK down midget
FERRERERRER
>>154197302Seems gay, doyer genny is I’m getting cooked hopefully
ohhh that 1-0 sinker
>poodres
MIGRATE>>154193796>>154193796>>154193796
>>154197342he'd be even better with a decent infield defense, but as is he's a big upgrade over turd ferguson
>>154197387>homosexual threadno
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