toil looms
the umpires robbed my pooties, nick foot is corrupt and should not be umpiring in the afl. to call this shit bush league is an insult, the 13 year old umpire officiating a div 7 seniors game in the murray region would be less biased
>>154208741It's a rigged league of bread and circuses, mate.Return to State league football.Return to innocence.
>>154208775i would stop watching afl and watch sanfl but unfortunately my pooties are terrible there too despite their legacy of success
>>154209347saw something like this on that discord but it wasn't chips
Good morning alf
>>154208741RC was right all alongCrazy how there's an umpire who literally works for sportsbet and manages to favour one team over another
don't get me wrong, poot are shit and are a bottom 4 side, but the fact is the scumpire was literally making up frees to give the aints while not penalising anything they did. what about the front on spoil nas did that would have been a free any other day of the week with any other umpire? ollie wines or zak butters were perfectly justified in abusing the scumpires, fucking pieces of shit. they're always sure to remind everyone that it's still the bush league vfl at the end of the day. i mean, when you have an afl journalist seriously wondering aloud about moving the showdown between two adelaide teams to the mcg in fucking gather round, you really see how the afl functions.
what did zutters even say to get reported? merely calling the ump a blind fuckwit isn't enough to get reported but also calling him something along the lines of cock jockey will get you 10 weeks so there's not much grey area
>>154211148probably called him a gutless corrupt dog because he works for sportsbetwhenever im at a game and see him im sure to remind him of that, and im a few rows back from the boundary line so im sure he hears it
>>154211148The scumps are so pathetic. And then after the game he went up to them to seek clarification on what he did wrong and they wouldnt talk to him.No doubt despite having most disposals on ground he probably wont get any brownlow votes.
thursday night produced the only good game of the entire roundfriday was the shittiest game i've ever seen and the rest of the games were fucking dull blowouts until poot v aints where the yellow maggots rigged a win.
gma
>>154211620if it was a good morning nick foot would have died in his sleep
>>154211494First 3 qtrs of North vs bane was ok.
Anyone else get depressed on a Monday? Need Monday night footy every week imo
>>154211648i didn't watch the game
IF St Kilda didnt have 5 of their 12 goals come from free kicksTHEN they would have lost
IF nick foot was rightfully not allowed to umpire due to his sportsbet affiliation THEN there would be a lot less complaints about umpiring
>>154212408umpiring is fucked bro, regardless of one guythe interpretation of holding the ball makes me want to throw things at the screen, and brisbane kicking 16 goals from frees and geelong having a +44 differential, ducking being rewarded, it's so, so, so badthe only time it's good is when the scumps are too chickenshit to pay anything because it's close and near the end of the game, because it's consistent
>>154212542Yep from last night's game Logan Evans picks the ball up off the ground, immediately tackled by 2 players who land in top of him. Called for holding the ball. But in ports forward like 10m from goal a saints player has the ball and decides to run with it, gets run down and drops it, umps call play on. I dont get the interpretation either for holding the ball. And in other games this year there have been occasions where the players have all stopped due to someone getting run down and everyone thinking its holding the ball only for the umps to call play on.
>>154212542i mean it's certainly pretty average in some games but i do think the umpiring has generally been better than it was last year. pies freo was perfectly umpired, it was just fucking garbage to watch. what i saw of norf bane was fine as well. last round the only real howler was adelaide v freo.
>>154212633mate that game was truly disgusting, saints players were literally ramming port players in the stomach headfirst and getting freesliam ryan did two of the most blatant ducks I've ever seen and got two shots on goal from itand that's without even getting into the butters riggingyou also weren't allowed to touch nasiah, seems some of his $2m went straight into a brown paper bag for the scumps
I don't apologise for posting sexy beautiful naked women last nightI enjoyed it as a way to cap off the roundMay do it again to tie a bow on the weekend at some point, but won't be a regular thingCheers
>>154212757Cheers mate I appreciated it
>>154212757was a highlightI look forward to next time
is it a full moon or something? I can feel a wave of positivity sweeping over /sp/
They are trying to rub Butters out to remove another brownlow favourite so Nick Daicos can finally win one. All the other favourites will get suspensions this year. Its Nicks turn.
its bont or trac winning the brownlow, nicky d aint winning shit
going to smellbum to watch hawks v poot lads
>>154212809orban has goneeurope is healing
>>154213199hmmm no thats not it
If you look up the games Nick Foot has umpired since Sportsbet employed him, it all makes sense.He also umpired Hawks v Geelong last week, for example.
Who /arse/ here?
Just got back from run, so many stupid fucking kids around. But I also NEED to fuck a young mum, I kept fantasizing about going over to their house while the kid is napping and the husband is at work and I cuck him
>>154213218yeah exactly, could not have rigged it more for geelong if he tried. very rarely do the roaches ever win a moral victory but they did there.
>mfw reading this schizophrenic cunt lose his sanity over some random umpire apparently costing port the game despite the fact port are just a dogshit team whose fans consistently overate because “muh heritage”. Go count your useless SANFL flags flog lmao, fucking pathetic club, bring back the tarps
>>154213245
>>154213301The useful idiotDone this weeks multis yet champ?
>>154213304I know lad
Just looking through the fixture, can anyone explain why there are so many Friday night double headers? Never used to be, now there is 4 in a row from round 8
Has it been revealed what Butters allegedly said verbatim?
>>154213301its not some random umpire fuckhead, nick foot is well-known because he works for sportsbet. even saints fuckheads admit their team got insanely protected by the umps and port got fucked over. yes port is shit but the umpiring was a legit robbery and port genuinely could have won if the umps didn't ruin the contest
>>154213333What are you talking about mate? Hearing voices in your head? Take your fucking meds, you’re a danger to everyone around you
>>154213333call me champ again and see what happens
>>154213388>come here maggot/faggot
>>154213401You’ve literally lost your mind lmao
>>154213388>Zak Butters: "What was that for?">Nick Foot: “I’ve reported you, I’m reporting you”>Zak Butters: "For what?"
>>154213434kek butters BTFO
>>154213433you're literally retarded
>>154213375Do not question the AFL. They know best and know what's best for all of us
>AFL has confirmed there is no mic audio >he is right next to himlmao what a fucking joke
>>154213467Me? Says the guy who has gone on a tirade this morning, spamming the thread with his delusional bullshit about umpires. You might actually be brain dead champion, you’re a negative in this world
>>154213524uh oh somewon woke up in a bwad mwood dis mwornin :DD
>nearly half of the saints goals came from frees for ducking and other bullshit calls>umpire is known to work for sportsbet>"durr u must b a schizo XDDDDD le obsessed"genuine spastic
>>154213550Just ignore the tardHe thinks it's all one person and that I'm replying to myself here
>>154213524>>154213550>>154213577All me
ginni the little star
get an hour of unfiltered sunlight on your skin fellasyoure a bit emotional
>>154213607love lil ginni, simple as
>>154213524ump cuck scumbag
>>154213617i did yesterday and i got sunburnt
ginni is unironically a better player than nick daicos can literally play anywhere on the field and can excel
>>154213245Few years ago I fucked a single mum in her early 20s from tinder. Kid was with his grandparents though that night. She loved being choked and slapped of course.
Port are shit but so are saints.However half of saints goals were from free kicks. I thought the NWM one was pretty pathetic. Falls over after missing a running shot at goal and the umps let him go back and take it again. Protected species because hes abo.
>>154213830trvke
>>154213434>>154213501According to Butters he just asked why it was a free kick. Which TECHNICALLY is meant to be a 50m penalty, youre not supposed to question or cause dissent. And umps seem to have stopped paying those after being hot on it a few years ago. But is it worthy of being reported? Probably not.Always makes me laugh how soccer is a poof faggot game yet they regularly surround their ref's, yell and scream and question their decisions and the ref's just tell them to piss off and go away and thats that. Our yellow maggots are so full of themselves its crazy.
>>154208741The AFL isn't dying, it's being killed and the people responsible have names and addresses.
>>154211494Dons v dees was game of the round It was close for 3 quarters
>>154213872just like my soccie :)
>>154213301Based AFL house damage control
>>154213937>gotta jew fast
dogs are in big trouble on friday night missing richards and english
The AFL is dead. I'll spend my time watching better sports (but still post here)
>>154213937>o-oy vey, wait until my employer hears about this!
>>154214028sport is simply so much better to play than watch
*screenshots thread*Excellent, more evidence
>>154208741this is a bad look for the afl
Sainters
bullflogs are lost at sea without englishkwab of a club
>>154214250use case?
>>154214250Nobody owns him but still JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>154214231
>>154213641Delusional retard fuckwit
>>154214250>play 100mins of footy to do 1 mark, 1 handball and 1 kickgrim
>>154214231english, richards and libba all a chance to play friday apparently
>>154214250Knew he wouldn't be anything when I saw the social media team film the leadup to his debut. He called his sister, he's surrounded by good women and I assume men, he doesn't have the urge to work hard enough to get the fuck away from nay cunts because he probably has none. Good for him I guess but never have a long career.
anyone named jonty is destined to fail in life
pizza time
Given the Lance Collard precedent (which dropped 6:58pm, 12 minutes before Friday's game), Butters has got to go.>>154213501Super directional microphone. Umpire facing the wrong way and it won't pick it up.>>154213937>Those noses on the port playersThey look familiar...
>>154214392hope an ump sees this bro
why did you guys like razor ray so much?
fuck off and die questionsperg
>>154213388Apparently the broadcasters searched the audio last night and found nothing.It was his own conscience telling him how shit his calls were
>nick foot is so corrupt he did the dodgy cop move of covering his mic/bodycam before doing something blatanly illegalfuck the afl is a disgusting administration, genuinely the most corrupt cunts on earth. if he was pampering port with frees you just knew there would have been even more outrage and something would get done, but since it was shit kilda the rich minnow joke team from vic, nothing will be done.
>>154214636How fucking mad are you mate? Port are fucking shit, him costing them 4 points is the best outcome given it helps their draft position. You need to move on cunt and stop sperging up the thread because I’ve had enough of it, you’re fucked in the head
>>154214648Hey mate no offence but you're a retardNo hard feelings
Port are FUCKED
>>154214648First they came for Poort, and I said nothing...
>>154214636>fuck the afl is a disgusting administration, genuinely the most corrupt cunts on earth. No evidence in your post for your argument
Peter Malinalkus apprently refused to do a new deal for Gather Round because the AFL couldn't guarentee SA exclusivity which made it a less worthwhile investment on his end.Considering how much of my tax money has already gone to it, I have to agree with him.
>>154214695this nigga that bored he's playing devils advocate on a monday icu
>why would someone rig a low stakes game if the majority of people don't care about its outcome?>i know right, what could an umpire that's employed by a betting company possibly get out of doing that?
>>154214732
A week after the Lance Collard independent tribunal had two diametrically opposing views, Foot stood by his report overnight after alleging that Butters used abusive language to him.AFL football operations boss Greg Swann was expected to speak to him on Monday to get his full version of the incident before deciding on next steps.It is understood Butters said words to the effect of “why are you paying that?”That was taken by Foot as a blow or question to his integrity which is why he paid the 50m penalty for abusive language.Foot refused to speak to Butters to clarify after the game, with the acting Power captain telling Seven he did nothing wrong.
He questioned the integrity of umpires. Umpires!
I have 3 different posting styles depending on how I want my posts to be received and to ensure differing styles arent recognised as the same posterThank god IDs don't exist on spee
only three?
>>154214890>It is understood Butters said words to the effect of “why are you paying that?”Bullshit.
>>154214928i believe buttershe's a spacker but he's an honest spacker desu
#believeallmen
>>154214890he actually said>why are you so gay and fat?
gets a couple of weeks for just having a crack
>Why are you paying that?>Come here, maggot
questioning umpire decisions is no different than mouthing off at your boss about their decisions
Zak Butters is an employee of the Port Adelaide Football Club, his job is to play football. Nick Foot is an employee of Sportsbet, his job is to make Sportsbet money.Sportsbet had set the game odds with St Kilda as favourites meaning that if Port had won, Sportsbet would've lost more money tham they made for that 1 game paying out Port's $2.30 odds.Make of this information what you will.
>>154214966TRVKE
nick foot more like nick SOOK
>>154214959A big part of my job description is mouthing off at my bosses descriptions...
>>154214966Sainters
i can smell my penis through my pants
>>154214975nick foot more like dick poof
is nick foot related to foot ball?
>>154214966>Sportsbet would've lost more money tham they made for that 1 gameDegenerate gamblers actually believe this.Bookies always cover their margins and turn profit regardless of the result. Some results have higher profit margins, but they profit all the same.The only time this doesn't hold true is if they offer joke odds like 5000/1 for Leicester City to win the cup and don't have enough volume to cover an upset like that. Bigger companies seem to cap it at 100/1 so that never happens nowadays.
>>1542149801966
>>154215006The league is still rigged mate.Love the game, hate the odds and the umps me.
>>154215006you are fat (and gay)
>>154215006>troonimedamn. I lost.
>>154214648you are a fucking retard id be mad if it happened to the saints as well, i know poort are fucking terrible but they should lose on their own accord rather than get kept out of the game by a corrupt as fuck umpire on the payroll of sportsbet. if you aren't incensed by this then you're a complete fucking idiot.
Umpires were clearly favouring Port. No way unbiased umpires would allow Port's point after the siren of quarter time that they punched through to stand otherwise.
>>154215086so true
>>154214890>>154214928>>154214959Players get fined and penalised, but the AFL's worst punishment for umps is dropping them from a given week which is a loss of money that week.IF Butters gets out with nothing (and so he should)THEN the ump should be fined more than they normally make for misconduct and harming the integrity of the game. Set a precedent and make umps stop paying personal offense because their job is to ensure the game is played lawfully from start to finish, get the ball in play, update scores, and penalise player misconduct (frees against). They are nothing more than a background necessity which will be gratefully eliminated when they finally automate the rules with machinery
umpires are the email senders of football
>>154215081Hey mate I’ve got actual issues in my life to deal with like all adults, don’t have time to lose my mind over an umpire for 6 hours straight, you pathetic little kid. Fuck off back to the port board on bigfooty and suck yourself off with all the other delusional dickhead port fans. Maybe you can also put some faggot gay shit on your profile showing how proud you are of being a supporter and trying to act like you’re part of the club in some way. You’re a fucking fan, and a fat schizo retard, take your meds and go for a walk cunt cause I’m getting pretty pissed off and bad things happen when I get angry champ
>>154214648>costing them 4 points is the best outcome given it helps their draft positionPort has a bunch of father/son and abo academy players it has planned for several years on recruiting, but the AFL on a whim has decided to change the way the father/son rules work and now port will most likely have its draft strategy its spent several years putting into place being blown up. All because Ross Lyon isnt happy the saints dont get enough father/son picks. The three clubs who stand to lose the most from the changes are Port, Carlton and Essendon who have potential recruits on the horizon, all 3 clubs which need the most help.
>>154213872>Always makes me laugh how soccer is a poof faggot game yet they regularly surround their ref's, yell and scream and question their decisions and the ref's just tell them to piss off and go away and thats that.That always looks awful. Refs should be yellow carding each poof that comes up to them.
>>154215124They dont need to because the refs arent princesses who love the smell of their own farts and think they have a right to influence a game. They can just tell the players to move on and thats the end of it. Meanwhile afl scumps are all sooky faggots who are out to ruin the game with over officiating because they think the game revolves around them
>>154215138>They can just tell the players to move on and thats the end of it.Not a chance. That's when more wog teammates come up and start harassing the ref.
>>154215115players = tradiesumps = emailerscheer squad spastics = alf posters
samefag
>>154215118shove it up your arse ump simping faggot
of course piesperg is the faggot defending the umps, hates people who actually contribute to society wearing fluro but loves scumpires because they kiss collingwood on the dick kek
>>154215169Suck my cock you little bitch boy
>>154215186*tips halo*
>>154215186aintersjoke of a club frankly
>>154215175DISSENT50 Metres against you anon, you're on report for abusive language
It doesn't matter whether you're balding if you dress well.
>>154215222*beeps*
butters has the record for most fines in the league doesnt he? so on balance of probability he probably said something stupid to the ump
>>154215234kek
coaches voteshttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1497771
>>154215225think greene has more but butters has been fined higher amounts the issue is mr foot turned the mic off before reporting butters so we have no idea what was really said before butters word
>>154215264kek that faggot mcgae gave nick the 5 and pearce 0 what a petty cunt he is
>>154215281he's a mcfaggotsuch a fucking arrogant club
>>154215264>bailey smith 9 votesalf told me he is shit
>>154215292coaches votes are worth less than the toilet paper after i wipe my arse its a midfield wank off
>>154215292Almost 1,000m gained, world record number of inside 50s, a goal, multiple goal assists, lots of clearances and tackles.One of the best games ever played desu.
>>154215294>>154215308the duality of alf
MY FREELONG FAVOURITISM IS UNDER ATTACK
>>154215422Piechads... We're not recognised...
chead gwound
>sydney and geelong have much higher tackle counts (and therefore htb) than other teams and don't have low iq thugs chimping out every game>CHEADLONGmeanwhile
seethe about it more shatscum you cap cheating subhumans
>geelong are cap cheaters because they only just gave one player a million a year and want to offer $1.8m to butters>western have bont, richards, naughton, darcy, english all on big money long term contracts and want to offer butters $2m, but no need to look at what is in the mission brown paper chip bags
>>154215439woah woah friendly fire! im cool man! take it easy!
>>154215422>Constantly infringed upon to try and stop themSounds about right for a toppish team.>Gives away less frees due to being highly disciplinedSounds about right for a well coached team.What's the issue?
>>154215446>Geelong players take unders for the lifestyle>Create successful youtube channels about life on the farm to make up any shortfallPerhaps the Bulldogs players are making youtube videos about life in inner city Melbourne?
>>154215422>top 6 are victorian>bottom 5 are non victorian really makes you think
Just realized this portcunt started his posting meltdown at 530am Adelaide time which confirms him as a tradie lmao. So not only is he a delusional schizophrenic freak, he’s also a brain dead low iq tradie retard kek, what a horrible 24 hours for this bloke
>>154215457
>>154215466>realizedFOY
>>154215463>victorians are more civilised, skilled and fair players>interstaters, collingwood, north and carlton are dirty dogsindeed it does
Seems like Butters has been around for 10 years or more but he's only 25
>>154215118>i have actual issues>posting walls of text on alf at 2pm Crisp NEET waster
>>154215487this is simply untrue
>>154215466i dont live in SA you dumbcunt spastic deadshit fagpies fanever heard of interstate supporters? fucking absolute moron kek
>>154215463However ive also crunched the numbers from 2020 until current.The trend for the last 5 full seasons doesnt fully match the first 5 rounds of this year.
>>154215476Never was a fan of POV stuff, let alone from the bottom's POV.
steely green has taken over steele sidebottoms position as best name in the league im afraid
>>154215508#freekickbrisbane
>>154215508wtf do scumpires have against richmond
>>154215508Why does the AFL hate Richmond so much? >Richmond beat Geelong in a grand final>suddenly stand rule which destroys their game plan introduced followed by years of frees againstGeelong owns the AFL confirmed
>>154215531richmond also receive near the lowest amount of cash from afl house. probably hated by the masons because they are a heterosexual, working class club in contrast to homosexual toffs at brisbane, sydney and st kilda
*you feel a wave of positivity roll over you*
>>154215538Because Richmond was clogging up the game something fierce by standing off the mark at 45° blocking all central passes.
>defending the stand rule
>defending dimmas bad faith tacticsnext you'll defend clarko rushing behinds
in so much pain
>>154215556see >>154215542
>>154215502So 6am, still tradie time you fucking runt. Stupid bitch, wouldn’t have wasted my time with you if I’d known earlier you’re a degenerate cunt tradie
>>154215551Players standing off the mark was a disgrace.
>Open ozbargain>CPU and ram spike above 80%Woah nelly
>>154213245based garry
you are now aware that hawthorn intentionally break the 6-6-6 rule as a self imposed recover momentyou are now aware that bulldogs just boot the football into their forward pockets in the hope it goes out so they can get a clearance and score (spoiler: they cant because they're worthless without english)you are now aware that brisbane will not be able to afford to keep all of their players in the upcoming years and teams are making them pay overs for players and over extendyou are now aware that collingwood have fallen off the cliffyou are now aware how bad richmonds list is
sitting here at work metaphorically fingering my ass to kill time till I can log off safely
>>154215581I thought ram prices were crashing currently because the AI companies are walking back on their commitment to buy?
>>154215589same. i hate it. i am going to quit being an email sender and do something real.
why would an umpire that works for sportsbet be so sensitive about being called a cheat
>>154215569i work in an office you retarded spastic dumbcunt fagpies scum
>>154215592that and google announcing tech that reduced ram usage by 6x caused the downward blip a few weeks agoprobably less upwards pressure than there was in Dec but that shit aint going down until the first bubble pop
>>154214928>Lawyers involvedMust be great charging the celebrity class through the nose to mediate their schizobabble
so tired of being asked "how's it going?", "how was your weekend?", "watch the game last night?", "reckon you'll go to [hedonistic activity]?", life among 85 iq suburban npcs is hell on earth
>>154215685i just flat out don't ask lolcut the bullshit im just here to work
So uhh, how was everybody's weekend?
>>154215685same, none of their business, fuck off with the invasive rude questions
>>154215694yeah not bad just did a bit around the house and caught up with some friends, yours? also why does the weird IT bloke get so agitated when anyone asks how his weekend was?
>>154215694none of your business
Can't believe the AFL is going to accept a 'misheard' defence after they banned a player for 10 weeks after claiming mishearing is impossible.
>>154215685Yeah I'm sure your co-workers want to stand around discussing philisophy and geopolitics with you, fucking spastic.
Can't help myself, I just love betting scandals in the AFL
>>154215685Know what you mean. Tried being friendly and answering their questions and they got all angry.What's the point of asking a question if you don't want the answer?
4 weeks.
>>154215743Kek Foot is FUMING. Can't wait to see that scump foot get the boot
>>154215743SHUT IT DOWN
Zakky B going to court for naming the Sportsbet Jew.
>>154215743how to respond to this without sounding like a bitch
>>154215758putting him on report certainly failed that kek
REV IT UP (maybe)mpv https://28793.live.streamtheworld.com/FIVEAA_AAC48/HLS/playlist.m3u8They should be having people calling in and it will almost certainly be a topic.
>>154215758>Not as much as the Doggies will be paying you next year
>>154215758Would deny ever saying it and hoping my teammates will back me up.
>>154215743BUTTERS = GODBUTTERS = GODBUTTERS = GOD
How is Zak Butters so based?He's declared war on the vaxx, women and umpires and still is lauded by the media as a top 5 player.
this will be a watershed moment in the afl, when based butters gets off there will be a reckoning for the scumps and rule changersI'm looking forward to it
it's a doggy dog world and bad umpiring decisions are a diamond dozen but i will fight to the hills to clear my name because for all intensive purposes this is one of the most important issues in our game and we can't let some pre-Madonnas rub blokes out over nothing. sorry not sorry for getting high hoarse about it.
>Fujitsu changed name to Generalwtf
Don't they have an "umpire appreciation" round coming up? Absolute kek if everyone boos the shit out of them each time the whistle blows
who has more jewish linage foot or buttersthats who will win
based butters declaring war on scumpires
>>154215694i enjoyed it but because i didn't "go out" or go to some stupid winery event crap with fake friends you're probably not going to believe me so fuck off
>How much are sportsbet paying you? You fucking cheating scump fuck. Heil Hitler. Wow Butters said THAT???
>>154215777trips confirm, he is truly /ourlad/
never felt more alone
are you guys not surprised? tobes got weeks because an umpire just stood on his path and didn't move
>>154215743Give Foot the BOOT
>>154215787If your computer stopped working for 3 days, you'd rope.
>>154215758>I’ve reported you, I’m reporting you
>>154215796what's wrong mate?
>>154215806He looks like Ramsey Bolton in this pic
>>154215791>My client has asked me to correct the record, he said "scump kike", not "scump fuck"
Youtube recommended has my night sorted until Footy Classified
>>154215821New Crowbcat?It's shitting on Capcom?? HOLY BASED
>>154211688North have definitively improved. Not good enough to beat Brisbane or anything but they will be out of the bottom 4 this year.
Did an all nighter to watch the Masters and now I have completely fucked my sleeping schedule.
>>154213937
any good /afl/ approved vidya
>>154215865full metal daemon muramasa
>>154215581>Open ozbargainare you one of those retards who buys shit he doesn't need just because it's on special?
>reporting a player because they insinuated you are on the take because you have a conflicting role with a sports betting agencyWhat a thin-skinned retard. If he had not been a giant corrupt faggot he would've just looked ignored it but it cut so deep he had to report him, for absolutely nothing because there's no way he gets suspended for that, and instead has shown a light on your massively conflicting role which will force the AFL to act in public pressure.Nice one.This league needs fucking full time umps.
>>154215871AI officiating will be the future
reddits brain must be in knots either defending gambling or abusing an umpire
>Zorko 2-3 weeks with a calf strainOh no, the old man injury. What are the odds those 2-3 weeks become 4-5?
MY norfies :)
>>154215865Hell let loose
>>154215871Not even that. Does Butters know he works for sportsbet?My assumption, if his statement is true, is that he was questioning how much the AFL is paying the umpire to make poor decisions.
In 2019 Dale Thomas called an umpire a cheat and got a $7500 fine . So even if Butters is found guilty, surely its just a fine. Asking how much an umpire is paid is not as bad as calling one a cheat to his face.
>>154215924Is that even that bad? I guess they brought in those dissent rules but seriously what a sook (why are umps always big sooks)
>>154215604lmao fuckhead, must be a dogshit job if you spent all day sperging out about your “porties” getting beat and stalking some bloke to the extent you find out where he works and then try to start a campaign to get him sacked. You’re the equivalent of a tradie, both fucking useless
>>154215924>Does Butters know he works for sportsbet?Obviously but he won't even need to play dumb. The AFL knows what a bad look this will be for them. They'll sweep this one under the rug as quickly as they can. They've already said the 'exchange was not picked up on microphone' despite there being microphones fucking everywhere since we hear "stand" 200 times a game. What a coincidence it missed that one. Guess we'll need to dismiss those charges. C-conflict of interest? N-no, mate. Everything's fine here. Now forget about this and watch this quirky ad for Sportsbet.
i've been thinking about making this image for ages
>>154215743unironically i don't think he's stupid enough to say that but that said the umpire heard it and panicked makes it very funny, especially considering his betting shit
>>154215948laugh out loud!
NPC's really be eating their mash and corn and peas separately without mixing it into the mash and spreading over the meat
Bet the rent on your multi responsibly.
>>154215945cry about it piesperg fuckwithow mad are you at freo you deadshit fucking moron
>>154215948Worth the wait!!
>Deven Robertson ACLJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
just lost a decade worth of saved 4chan images ama
>>154215970FLEECED
with how jewed this league is its highly likely butters was in on the 50m penalty riggingmight get a nice little kick back when he joins a new team
>>154215975It's happened to me before. Devastating. Always need a back up for your back up.
>>154215963Not mad at all champion, a flag and two prelims in the past 4 years, I’m happy. We are getting Ben King at the end of the year, while port are losing Butters and probably Georgiades lmao, you’re in no man’s land right now, bringing in guys like Lukosious and Will Brodie haha, fucking brilliant list management by port. Go jerk off to your SANFL flags that nobody actually gives a fuck about, you little bitch boy faggot
Dinner is served.
>>154215992wouldnt mind giving her a tip
>The worst umpire in the AFL also happens to be on the take from Sportsbet
i guess you could say he put his foot in his mouth
>>154216001
Rec me a clothes horse, mine keeps falling apart
>>154216012kath loughnan
>>154216017Corrr I'd love to hang me undies on her if you know what I mean.
Garry Lyon used the lord's name in vain
>>154215970>yeo also with injuries so far this yearthird year blues for harley is back on the menu boys >>154215992i don't get uber anymore but probably got it 100 times in my life and only once was a woman
Foot is gonna go booed so hard next game. Will the AFL have him umpiring next week or will he be hiding in the lower levels?
>>154215957autistic cousin loves bubble and squeak but would freak out if his peas or corn touched the mashed potatoes
I love the cold weather
big if true
>>154216036So comfy.
>>154215800Remembers folks if you see this in the media I came up with it first
>4 hours of some journo poof drip feeding us tweets from the tribunal
>>154216037Hope he gets at least a 3 week rangeban for attacking the integrity of our janitors
>>154216036Fukken HATE it, and it's like this 70% of the year in Mellbin. All the colds and flus, the dark nights and mornings, the list goes on
came across a youtube channel of someone in europe who looks extremely similar to me, spinning me out a bit, could almost be my twin
soft as butter
>>154216036same, still warm in perth this week then it starts to look a bit more like winter, looking forward to it
crisp 29c in basedbane
>>154213388"How much are they paying you?"Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1sk3day/cleary_nick_foot_alleges_zak_butters_said_how/
>>154216037kek
inconclusiveumpires calldecision on scoreboard
Okay m80s, let's make our own league. First rule I'm implementing is we only recruit big blokes and a drone drops the ball down for throw-ins (an ump does the bounce but must fuck off to the boundary immediately after, lest they wish to get bashed into by a bunch of big blokes going at the footy)
Review comple-T'e.
>>154216068The discussion in that thread is way smarter and funnier than this place, wtf was I lied to?
>>154216037LMAO
>>154216080You're free to go back.
>>154215970That really sucks for him. Finally establishing himself after struggling to get a game at the Lions and now going to miss a year.
DEVastated
Unironically might trade in Bailey WilliamsI know he was up against non-existent Cats rucks but he also scored iron man numbers in the WAFL too. Reckon he will go 90+ and shoot up more in price while people have their doubts
afl have the chance to do the funniest thing and say the free kick shouldnt have been paid in the first place
>clash of good games on Friday night>no good games on SaturdayNice fixturing, retards.
>>154216106how exciting is the big rivalry game on thursday though
have always thought if I was in a life or death situation that id be able to talk my way out of itbut I also struggle to hold a conversation with a new acquaintanceI think both can be true
>>154216104>trading in $280k forward after one gameTerrible move imo but why not at least wait until he's on the bubble?
supercoach noobs
>>154215975have a free oldie
>>154216116He's priced just under 600K in Fantasy, and everyone's forward line is a rabble. I reckon at worst he can make a stepping stone towards a KYS or similar gun. Leaves enough cash for an actual upgrade next week provided we get no injuries for once.Thinking about it now, I traded out Butters for Sniffs last week so would be somewhat hilarious if he actually gets suspended
>traded out butterscrisp rank 100k+ retard
>>154216130
>>154216125>trading out ButtersWhy the fuck would you do that?
I literally BEGGED you lot to be reasonable. I tried EVERYTHING.You chose this. All I wanted was to let you guys dunk on me...
>>154216125hello mr foot
>>154216106>clash of good gamesswasn v gas is going to be fucking shithouse, it will be a blow-out. the giants are fucking garbage this year and even their ins are nothing. and shats v bullflogs is likely to be a blowout too considering the dogs are shithouse without grimglish
>>154216139
>>154216122>posting the bidf editnot so fast banepoof
>>154216148>Haha look at this A print on Anon, girls!
>>154216148I don't get this
surprises me that players seem to cop more online abuse/death threats than the umpires. proves how dumb footy supporters are
>>154216164
>>154216148>It's almost certain that some of the women I've been with have laughed with their friends about the significant curvature of my penis
>>154216148B, mine curves down. Not sure if that's better or worse
>lets talk about dicks
Couple of women at work implied i wasn't a bulger and it didn't really click how fucked up that is to say in a corporate environment until hours later
>>154216191why is this genny so gay?
>>154216125>I traded out Butters
finna buy a steam deck or should i wait for next gen
>>154216176
>>154216193report them to hr for sexual harrassment mate, threaten upper level legal action after they refuse to do anything about it (that will go nowhere but hopefully shift the overton window a bit)
ran the numbers ladsin the 18 team era there's only been four seasons where the non-vic teams get more free kicks on average than the vic teams2016 was the worst vicbias year by far
>>154216193Were they wrong
>>154216202>2016rc was right
>>154216202ChartGOD
>>154216200Its been like 3 years since i worked thereI wasn't on great terms with HR because I got in trouble for sleeping with one of my clients>>154216205No but I'm not too shabby when erect so I don't have issues
>>154216202You realise there are more vic teams… right?
>>154216202>only pro-interstate seasons are the obvious rigs and *memevirus yearI sincerely struggle to continue watching this bullshit rigged gay faggot league. I might'nt even continue
Sunday #AuSport#AFL AfternoonSeven 395k (BVOD 49k) Rch 1.175mNightSeven 427k (BVOD 59k) Rch 1.284m#NRL Nine 564k (BVOD 85k) Rch 1.165mData: VOZ
>>154216202see >>154215487
>>154216214YES you spastic, if you LOOK at the y-axis label you will SEE that i ADJUSTED the free kick totals to ACCOUNT for thatUSE YOUR EYES RETARD
>>154216216gayflsissies....
waiting 5 seconds didnt fool anyone champ
>>154216225?
wtf is a y axis
Did you blokes like Thomas the tank as a kid?
>>154216216kekkkkkk25% more people watched the two shit nrl games on sunday than the gather roundcant imagine how much storm vs warriors mogged afl
>questions someone's chart>doesn't even know what an axis isholy brainlet alert
>>154216222what method did you use to adjust for this?
why would gather round be a tv spectacle?
>>154216230Not really all that much, I was more into Teletubbies and Power Rangers. My brother was more into it and I was exposed to it by proxy though
>>154216238Because every single person in the mainstream footy media said so, chud
I'd be quite content to stop funding Gayther Round with my tax dollars.
Not a single number is spelled with the letter a in it
any number with 'thousand' in it
>>1542162508
>>154216254bodied that faggot kek
>’im reporting you’>refuse to elaborate >360 and jog awayHeh nothin personnel, kid
Jordan Lewis is the biggest faggot I have ever seen featured amongst the AFL talking heads.
>>154216276hope you meant to say maggot or else thats them here bad words
>>154216276You're just jealous because he is cultured and sophisticated.
can we go back to talking about male cock?
>>154216290chad warner had a nice suckable cock tbf, hot slutty arsehole begging for me to fuck it
>>154216290>>154216294>gayfl
I have an extremely strange looking penis. I will not be taking any more questions on the matter now or in the future, thank you for respecting my wishes.
discord buddies are back
>>154216254what about j
>>154216290>>154216294>>154216301nrlsperg samefaggingwhy don't you post in your own shit thread mate, turn it into a vibrant poomunity instead of a ghost town kek
>>154216318a bajillion m8
>>154216323and how do you write that with numbers
>>154216322>nrlspergdoesn't exist mate. just local /afl/ shitposters having you on
>>154216328no i exist, but only one of those poosts was me
>>154216325how do you write infinite with numbers?
>>154216336with the infinity symbol, or a sequence that is infinite
reminder that nrlsperg starting spamming all the gayposting. any of you who do it as an ironic joke are doing his bidding
if you add all the real numbers together to infinity, it sums to -1/12dont ask me how this works but its true
>>154216344Infinity doesn’t exist just like free energy doesn’t exist
>>154216351theres an infinite amount of decimal numbers between 1 and 2
>>154216356in theory
>he still thinks numbers are realgrow up
IF I could fall.... into the skyTHEN do you think time? Could pass me by?
>>154216356 man made concept
>>154216356Theres an infinite number of ways id heem you
numbers are arabic
>>154216364No, but Steven May
if i played for a club with goal songs, my song would be hotel room service
Thoughts on letters?
>>154216375Well I don't know that song so I don't know if it's referencing something or not.
>>154216375Hell yeahMine would be scary monsters and nice sprites
>>154216378its just a good song from pitbull mate nothing in it
>>154216379oh my gosh
>>154216376Roman and White, unlike (((numbers)))
you guys are scaring away the huzz
>>154215977wasn't he delisted?
>>154216380Ok turns out I do know the song, apologies for my earlier post inferring I didn't.
>>154216382Sorry friend but written language is Jewish tricks
sometimes i feel life would be easier if we didnt have writing, math or the concept of time
>>154216388jokes on you i cant read
>>154216390this and fucking what we want
it always comes in 3s
>>154216390I've contemplated in the past how mentally peaceful being illiterate would be
>>154216395No but 3ven may
Why do us guys love dare iced coffee so much?
made a hella wicked pasta
>>154216400How the fuck do you know I drank one of them today
>>154216396having no concept of time feels like the most blissful to mejust wake up because its light and the roosters heehawing, work the fields until it gets dark, bang your hairy wife but definitely don't creampie her, and then go to sleep because its too dark to see anythingno concept of seasons, just an idea that it gets hot and cold for a bit
So utterly depressed
>>154216407chin up cobba
>>154216406Literally what it’s like to be a neet
>>154216406Yeah that would be nice
>>154216396>email senders dream life is to be a tradiekek, ya couldn't write it better
wish i had never known what its like to love someone
>>154216406The grass is always greener
>>154216407oi stop being sad ay, like be happy and shit
My back lawn is so fucked, now that the days are shorter half of it just gets 0 light all day
>>154216400Haven't drank one of those since they've been China-owned.
>>154216416Get over it m8, she's not special.
>>154216423going to drink more now thanks for letting me know
>>154216430crisp toxic chemicals enthusiast, finna piss uranium
>just pump up your tyres>just mask up
>>154216430Don't mention it, Chang.
tis better to have loved and lost then to have never have loved at all
>>154216435>Fuel crisis plan with 4 stages>We're in stage 2>Won't be specific about what stage 3 and 4 will entail when we inevitably get to those
Just get a pushbike or take public transport. Problem solvered.
deflating my tires to own the labs
Fuel crisis is just an excuse to bump up prices and keep the fear based news cycle turning
There's literally nothing to watch on tv on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
Remember Albo's speech
>>154216456one percent club (uk)
chicken in the office
>>154216456Agenda Setters, Agenda Setters and Agenda Setters.
>>154216456i just catch up on twitch vods
Imagine being a desperate slutty girl
wonder what kath is doing right now
>>154216461I meant oven
>>154216466probably absolutely RAILING herself with her favourite glass dildo
has he done anything of note yet?
was on /r/bald earlier. kinda interesting how most blokes looked better before shaving their heads, just balding and keeping it relatively neat
>>154216406based ngubu
listening to fireball and chilling
>>154216477Be sure to post some of those dumb things Kingy says.
bing chilling
>>154216474doubt that's true mate
>>154216474>he said without posting supporting evidence.
he's calling you a liar lad, you just gonna sit there and take that?
>>154216489you can have a look yourself. obviously there are some blokes who look better cutting it off, especially long hair skullet types, but for the blokes who had neat balding short hair, they'd often looked better before going the slap-head route>>154216491can't be arsed to be honest>>154216492over my dead DICKHOLE!
good thread today lads
>>154216474They’re posting on r/bald so they probably do look subhuman tbf
ALFNTHEMhttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
>>154216501thx :*
my mums going baldshe decided to not take any hairloss stuff since shes 60 years old and just get a wig when the time comesshe was crying when she told me, must be hard for women who don't have the option of just shaving their head
>>154216502yeah some pretty average blokes there, with all due respect
so what'd butters say?
>>154216501tabla x
My brother's hairline is marching north, no bald spot yet. I won't mock him because I'm above that and lost mine years ago and know how hard it can be to accept
>>154216508Pretty common amongst older women. Tons of them wear wigs. Could be worse. She could be black. They all wear wigs.
Can put a woman on the moon but can't fix my hairline
>>154216522>Can put a woman on the moonWe haven't done that.
>>154216498just had a look. i reckon about 80% of them look clearly better and the ones who don't are either fat and/or have zero muscle mass or don't really go all the way and leave too much hair.
>’men’ caring about their appearance outside of the easily controllable
>>154216505honarary igg
>FordHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm gawnmaxxing
>>154216513maggot
>>154216535tabla x
did the thing
>>154216531it's simple manners to present yourself well
>>154215222Reminder
just binged again
I'm tired of having hair and want to just buzz it really short but I feel like I will look like shit if I do. Wish haircuts weren't so fucking expensive.
zaklon b finna gas up those yellow vermin
>>154216562volunteer to trainee hairdressers at tafe, they'll do it for free or very cheap
i wanna bring this hairstyle back
Is time to trim the fat out of my life.
>>154216562post tits
>>154216572quit seething, baldy. You're just mad that you don't have the option.
>>154216566fuck one time my mate asked me to do this for a class his sister was organising for some top hairdresser to teachdidn't realise I would be facing the class of women the whole time and it would take 3x as long as a normal cut, and i was going to end up with some naff gayboy cut
>>154216584Kek
i've never combed my hair, never put gel in it, never styled it
i'm balding so shave my headbest decision i ever made
>>154216596Sounds like a life full of bad decisions.
Any of you blokes experienced balding? I'm 36 and no signs yet
>>154216592cool
>>154216596i hope you don't look like a cancer patient, better to be visibly balding than looking like you'll be in a ward tomorrow
No one cares about your hair besides yourself
>>154216608nah your missus will care about it more than you do
>>154216601Norwood 3-vertex reporting in31/yo
>>154216610Ok incel
>>154216607
Curls get the girls
>>154216624Condescending ahh statement
>>154216619exactly, but he looks like he has diagnosed medical alopecia so i'll let it slide, but a bloke would look ordinarily look better neatly balding than like this
>>154216619Eyebrows and he wouldn't look so bad. Maybe a tan too.
fuck up neatly balding sperg
>>154216601yeah i receded all the way back to the top of my head. no bald spot though.
Might do a soup this week
>>154216653He looks better on the right. Just needs to lose the faggy expression.
i remember when you blokes decided to watch that sbs insight episode together on balding and hair loss anxiety and then were seething because they talked mostly about female hair loss
female hair loss is typically seen in the pubic area and i'm fuming about it too
just shave it off bro
>>154216630id fuck him
>>154216670my culture isn't a costume
Is this the 40+ and balding support group?
>>154215970we'll never catch a break will we iggerbros
wtf bro turned into johnny sins
>>154216680Yes this is /afl/
bussin
not artisanal, didn't laugh
>>154216390based tradie
I′ve got something to tell yaI've got news for you
>>154216671Lose the hair and let's see what he looks like bald with eyebrows and a bit of tan.
unless you're a legit basketcase i don't see the point in psychological therapy. some lonely fat bitch shouldn't waste everyone's time and money on fake madeup diagnoses after she got jealous from something she saw on instagram
new >>154216705>>154216705>>154216705
>>154216683On a positive note Oscar Allen is flying.
why
>>154216714see he was worth band 1 compo
>>154216710
The thread autist is a strange breed.
>>154214695Fuck off back to Big Footy forum you faggot
>>154214928>The umpire cries out in pain as he strikes you
