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neet hours
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>>154216705
>clearly a full head of hair
not sure about this one, we are a balding general apparently
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fukhead retard homosexual spastique general
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>>154216705
Really don't think we needed a new one but what does it matter? What does anything matter anymore?
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oh threadsperg, you are incorrigible
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>>154216727
cope harder turdo you massive cunt
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we like to party
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>>154216729
should be the next op i reckon
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>>154216732
my girl wants to party all the time
party all the time
party all the time
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got a boner yet?
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scoops still care about his saints or is he all about the girls talent league bottom agers?
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TNTD
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>>154216705
Thanks for baking!
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>>154216739
He legitimately looks fine. Now give him a van dyke beard.
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>>154216730
He hasn't baked for over a week, give it a rest you autistic fuck
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>>154216759
closer?
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>>154216767
I look like this
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>>154216739
Looks like dr jones
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>>154216747
I believe he's heavily involved in both
Just a few days ago he did an interview with GWS academy draft prospect Ava Saad
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>>154216767
He should just glue these to his face. Anyone that makes fun of him for doing so is making fun of a man with a legitimate disease.
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>>154216775
I see he hasn't changed the nostril cam
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>>154216775
>the ickful regret in her eyes
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>>154216775
scoops gets paid to talk to high school girl footy players
and (You) just hsgf post in /alf/ attracting the ire of the moppys
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>>154216775
she looks very supple
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cooper needs a glow up
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would you rather suck cooper's dick and have no one ever think you did, or not suck his dick and have everyone absolutely convinced that you did?
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>>154216789
>talking to women about footy
This is almost always awful.
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Boops did a goal kicking challenge with Casey Demons recruit Shannelle a few weeks ago
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>>154216840
How dare you? It's the old boys' club all over again
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>>154216842
these aren't the same species
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>>154216842
if he won he got a peck on the cheek
if she won she would get to press harassment charges against him
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>>154216807
He needs to looksmax
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you blokes see that piccy of fagan's press conference and only one reporter turned up
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>>154216852
One race. The human race.
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fuck off
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Okay /afl/

answer me this ...

People who annoy you:

N_GGERS
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>>154216874
yeah
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>>154216880
very disrespectful
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>>154216889
i'm sure there's a non-malicious reason behind it
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>>154216874
I initially thought it was ridiculous and that surely they have apprentice journos or work experience kids they could send but really there's no narrative or anything for them to report on there. Brisbane did what they were expected to do in an off broadway game so they can't even pretend to care. It North had managed to get over the top of Brisbane there's a story.
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Fucking based
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>>154216915
>out of place tactical balding hat
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Bed goes up

Bed goes down
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>>154216939
sneed goes up
chuck goes down
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bitches dont know bout Dankmus
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what happened to the anon who was always crying
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>>154216986
not true I'm watching a Drum Thing video right now
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>>154216989
I don't want to talk about it
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>>154216989
Likely moved onto new schtick for attention.
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>>154217045
he's not me retard iykwim haha
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why does nobody ever ask if you want to watch a reel on their phone? they just shove the thing in your face and expect you to engage and react
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mick what was the game with the sussy power surge button press
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>>>/wsg/6127646
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>>154217196
It's an interesting discussion
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>>154217265
his thick as fuck ocker accent gets me off guard every time
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Sup thirdies
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good morning sir
tits
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up & at em cazaly
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iggs
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iggs could have beat geelong if they didn't give up halfway into the second
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woke up 2 hours ago and already close to hitting 10k steps, so I’m close to doing my due diligence and won’t have to use my legs for the rest of the day, I feel so liberated
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>>154219474
nice one mate
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piesperg awfully quiet for a neet spastic
probably getting pegged by darsey moore
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had a dream my psycho bpd sister was trying to be nice and lure me in only to try and stab me with a hidden knife when she got close enough to me
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>>154220205
cor next time i nod off i might dream of a syko bpd gf who jumps me, tries to fuck me then when i relent she pulls out a knife and stabs me right through the heart, throat and penis hole
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>>154220257
fuck up spastic
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>>154220305
yeah and she would tell me that
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>The Umpire is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Cheater and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
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seen a rugby video one bloke called the ref a cheat and the ref is going off yelling "he called me a fucking cheat!" then just about puts his shoulder out thrusting the red card up meanwhile the commentators are cheering because this is rugby, not soccer and apparently you can't talk to the ref like that
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>>154218892
>>154218618
crisp x
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>>154220699
ta sebla x
havin a good day ¿? x
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Good morning alf
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>>154220743
…yh
make it a good one fella x
>>154220757
good morning fella x
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Get this fucking American out of my thread
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lgm x
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classic tassiela x
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>>154220825
dont shit on sebbo fuckhead, he's the only good american
not an attention seeking faggot like the fagpie or shats ones
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>>154220853
x
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>>154220859
went to america recently actually la x
was nice and cold in the midwest
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garry lyon should be thrown into the yarra with concrete shoes, the worthless dumb cunt cheating wog fuckwit
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>>154220859
don't use my frogs.
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>>154220861
noice
remembering my trips to Chicago and Detroit in the depths of winter

https://youtu.be/n3Wuv-GYKqg

good times ngl x
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>>154220901
luff u
luff ur work fella x
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wish this x faggot would neck himself
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>>154220871
Based.
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nick foot may never umpire again
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>>154220934
x
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>>154220941
crisp if true
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>>154220941
Will Foot Nick off?
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What do you do for walk American poster?
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>>154220968
he's a jogless neet
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Booting Foot a Shoe-In, says Tribunal
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https://www.afl.com.au/news/1487802/every-nick-daicos-game-ranked
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>>154221000
cerebral post
gma
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>>154220968
>>154221000
>>154221035
x
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wake up dumb neet spastics
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nick foot is a gutless corrupt maggot
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>>154216775
ava saad?
nah enough cunts in ere avin a sad innit?
lookit that gormless feck.
bet he shakes iz fird leg inna awfhl lassie slag most noites.
wots yor xkews?
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more like nick deserves a foot kicking his head
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>We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
>We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these colour TVs...
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>>154221643
did he drop in the "Gater Round the burning faggots" rap he was rehearsing in the mall earlier?
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See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy, that's his own real hair
The little faggot got his own jet airplane
The little faggot, he's a millionaire
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>>154221643
>>154221673
ABUSIVE LANGUAGE
YOU'RE ON REPORT
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>>154221792
What for? What did I say?
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I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
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'The aura has gone' at Collingwood
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if this is paradise
i wish i had a lawnmower
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>YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME NUMBER TWO?
>*ppppfftfttbtbtbbtbbbbbtbtbtbtbtttt*
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>>154221021
oh nice they even ordered the best games to watch from top to bottom
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>>154221847
shouldn't have traded ginni out
no youth, no future, the premiership window is utterly shut on the fagpies
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>>154221961
The upcoming father-son changes + butters and bailey will keep the window open for years to come
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>>154222035
TWO ZACHS??
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geelong is the club for the working man
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bewildering that there are collingwood supporters who actually believe that these players will douse themselves in petrol and willingly run into an burning house. Just mind boggling.
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>>154222190
farming man, surfing man, raping man sure...but working man?
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>>154222202
I don't support it, but it's obviously going to happen
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>>154222222
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>>154222218
it's not obvious at all. it's wishful thinking on someone's part.
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>>154222216
>t. prostitute
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>>154222281
sweet i've got a brown paper bag full of cashies in the ranger. tradie? me? nah. farmer. i mean groundsman at the cattery.
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who, other than Angus Taylor is wanking they dick off?
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tick tock questionpoof and micksperg. enjoy being rendered stateless and deported to nauru. LNP has my vote.
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might turn gay, sounds fun
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>>154222567
your appeal has been denied. your visa has been rendered null and void and you will be transported to Israel at our soonest convenience.
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>>154222567
nice try Raj, youre still going back.
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Butters MUST come home to Victoria
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nick foot wouldn't have reported butters if he played for a victorian club
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>>154222567
It starts out as fun then you have multiple STI's and constant bleeding and haemorrhage every time you take a shit.
With your insides half hanging out your arse 24/7 and excessive drug use which is prevalent i in the gay community, you eventually start to question if this "fun" was really worth it in the end.
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>>154222735
speaking from experience champ?
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums
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>>154222777
crisp digits
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>>154222744
yes
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>>154222684
yes
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If Butters claimed he didn't say anything to the umpire, I bet that "missing" audio would suddenly re-appear.
Otherwise Foot gave away a free 50 for literally nothing
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Words cannot describe my hatred for this genetic mistake
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>>154223191
>guys my nickname is 'purple', you can guys call me 'purple' if you want, so yeah call me 'purple', it's my nickname and yeah just everyone at my old school said it
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>>154223240
is that cos it's the colour of his knob?
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gout
GOUT
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>>154222914
richmond are a fucking rabble why would he go there? club has no direction or leadership
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>>154223360
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>>154223345
>>154206326
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>>154223277
Its because hes a massive faggot
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>>154222914
Is spending 25% of your salary cap on one player a good strategy??
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>portsperg still losing his mind
Kek what a fucking faggot loser
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I don't like this thread someone make a new
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>>154223639
bit early
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I will move to Paris and haunt the local bistro's smoking French Cigarettes wearing a leather jacket.
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>>154223657
Its after lunch time its ok
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>>154223639
eat shit turdo you gaycunt faggot
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>>154223682
based
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baking
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The AFL MUST come down hard on Butters. It absolutely has to back in the claims of its umpire. It doesnt matter if butters team mates all claim he did nothing wrong. Of course they will do that. Either the AFL trusts its umpires to make decisions or it doesnt. If it does trust them then the umpires word is worth a hell of a lot more than the players word and Butters needs to be punished. Simple as.
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gout gout
GOUT GOUT
remarkable.
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>>154223721
nick foot clearly has a guilty conscience
also this could have been resolved easily if he talked to butters after the game, if he said "i heard this" and butters said "oh no i said this actually" while that wouldn't fully resolve it it'd be a step towards it
instead now we've had a shitshow over it for the last 3 days and now we have a tribunal that'll probably ban him because they want to back the umps despite them being wrong about shit all the time
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>>154223721
>>154223744
oh boy this after the maggot/faggot incident where they set a precedent of believing the accusers word over the defendant without any verifiable evidence. The afl will definitely throw the player under the bus to maintain it's perceived integrity people will think nah Butters is too big a name for this sort of thing. Afl will trot out the "no player is bigger than the game" line for the punters to swallow.
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>>154223721
>It absolutely has to back in the claims of its umpire
Ollie Wines is giving evidence tonight at the tribunal and he backs Butters' word. Is the AFL going to say the word of one umpire supersedes the testimony of 2 players?
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very disappointed in my dolphies for snitching on collard
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>>154223811
Wines and Butters could have colluded together and made up this story as a cover for what Butters really said.
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>>154223726
not supposed to use the first name jim
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>>154223823
So that's a yes? One umpire's word supersedes two players.
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>>154223869
Yes. They need to set a standard that this is unacceptable behaviour and even if butters isn't lying he should still get weeks just to set the precedent. The afl will be be better off because of it.
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>>154223889
Absolutely retarded thinking which I suppose makes it possible the AFL will do it.
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>>154223896
You don't understand this is an opportunity for the afl to set a precedent that otherwise may be exploited by players in the future and compromise the integrity of the game. Even if butters didn't say “How much are they paying you?” but really said “How is that a free kick?” is that the sort of way you want an afl match to run? Where players are constantly questioning umpires decisions?
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>>154223811
Yes an umpires word is worth way more than a whole team of players in the eyes of the AFL.
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to be honest i would usually agree but nick foot is legitimately corrupt, all you need to do is actually watch a game he umpires because he always favours one side to a ridiculous degree. he did the same shit to hawthorn against geelong, pretty sure he officiated one or both of the adelaide games the afl officially apologised for
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Yeah man trust the scumps always.
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>>154223978
>pretty sure he officiated one or both of the adelaide games the afl officially apologised for
Which ones were those? I can look it up
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>>154224025
What are they supposed to do then? If you can't trust the umpires word and the whole thing turns into a farce. The umpires word is law in afl not something that can be argued about in the tribunal the next week. What if this was a Grand Final are we going to be disputing an umpiring decision a week later?
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umpires are legitimate retards
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uhhh dermiebros?
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>>154224044
geelong and fred this year, the pies match was also iffy
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>>154224044
afl apologised to the iggs after the sydney game saying one of the free kicks against harley that resulted in a goal for sydney was a mistake.
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>>154224044
sorry i checked and he didn't do either
regardless, just watch any game he umpires and you'll see one side with twice the free kicks.
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netanyahu
NETANYAHU
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>>154224073
>geelong v fred
Not him, Field Umpires | Brett Rosebury (561), Rob OGorman (231), Nick Brown (165), Jamie Broadbent (125)
>pies match
He umped pies v gws and pies v st kilda
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someone should set up an umpire tracking website kek
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i made a delicious sandwich with salami, aged cheddar, and a tomato relish on brown bread
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>>154224158
no i meant the adelaide matches that they played against geelong and fred sorry
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>>154224187
I see someone's cleaned up his wiki article. Last I saw it flat out said he was employed by sportsbet
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>>154224198
yeah i saw that yesterday too
the history has been a battlefield kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nick_Foot&action=history
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Port fans are such sooks. Iggs have one of the worst free kick differentials because the Viccoids are punishing us for taking Harley in the draft you don't see us crying about it.
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>>154224246
yes we do fuckhead
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>just like my iggs :)
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@154224270
>we
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Butters should be locked up in jail for what he did.
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>>154224270
sorry meant to reply to you but I'm a fucking retard
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you are literally crying about it rn dumb cunt
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look at the maggot lol
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Now he's crying because he got called out for crying about it.
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>>154224320
The face of integrity.
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i like the iggs and i know wa also gets fucked over by scumpires
why can't we just both get along and hate the prictorian menace together mate
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The umpires get a hard enough time as it is from the media and the fans we need to pay them more. Without umpires we wouldn't even have an afl.
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Maybe it's a fundamentally broken sport and no one knows where to go from here apart from managed decline, like the NBA.
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See you don't get it. You aren't one of >us and if you aint us you are one of >them.
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>>154224324
why are you crying about someone else's crying?
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>>154224351
TRVKE
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>>154224351
>apart from managed decline, like the NBA.
sorry meant to say like the nation of Australia*
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>>154224320
kek is this shooped?
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Who says I'm crying?
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take note of all the media outlets refusing to cover foots sportsbet link
never consume their media again
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>>154224351
>no one knows where to go from here
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>>154224320
What phenotype, physiognomy is this?
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was going to say something cruel about nick foot but decided against it because his mother would be upset if she knew her boy was getting mocked
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Return to state league. Return to innocence.
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>>154224388
based and Christ like
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>>154224388
Did you walk a mile in his shoes?
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Euphoria Sydney Sweeney dog scene is evil, I can feel the overton window being moved towards beastiality. Our masters are getting bored.
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my old man's physio is this dark skinned indian girl with full lips and a perfect body
got me obsessing
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>>154224424
it's not for you grandpa, it's for the zoomer/gen-a audience who are already desensitised to things like this
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sure would be nice to be a net exporter of oil right about now
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finna gym
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Business idea: Export all of our oil and gas to asian countries and buy back their lower grade fuels at a premium price
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Just use a pushbike and public transport
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>>154224320
that thing isn't human
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>>154224504
add ore to the mix and you've got yourself a deal
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Funny how all the ex players in the media are calling the whole Butters thing sus at best and all the proper journos are the ones backing Foot and the afl. Its almost as though theyre more scared of losing access to afl house than doing their job
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>>154224568
sam mcclure actually sounded very reasonable on it iirc
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>>154224568
Yeah butters is suss and yeah the journo's don't want to rock the boat by attacking (rightfully so) one the afls protected species. Me personally think it's despicable he would imply such a thing to about an umpire with the afl's checks and balances in place that prevent any kind of corruption especially at that level. I hope they throw the book at him.
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*you feel a wave of positivity wash over you*
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>>154224619
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>>154224601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Kf8RsxuiA
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>an igg would never
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lads
>dick foot
lol
xD
kthxbai
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Older players from other clubs is a poison chalice almost every time, Butters will be 28+ by the time he settles into a new team
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>cheating scump and daicos share a first name
mother of God
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nick footcos
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>>154224659
might draw a dickbutt rendition later idk
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>>154224601
>>154224642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_b1d5D1eY
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>dreamtheater
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>afl only seeking a $1500 fine
Butters to be found guilty confirmed. Theyre desperately trying to make this go away because they know theres no case with such a fine and want to avoid an appeal finding him innocent
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>>154224685
based lysdexic poster
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>>154224676
women with hairy armpits type beat
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>>154223836
eh he says it sometimes, like with jamie elliot, naicos
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>>154224693
be funny if poort appeal and then the afl ban him "gotta stamp this out of the game"
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>>154224705
TEX
more of a nickname but yeah still
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>>154224072
kek. i miss his commentary desu
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>>154224713
i don't miss *long exaggerated inhale hiss though his teeth* his commentary at all
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>>154224697
bes not be retard
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>>154224717
you're thinking of riccuito
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butters vs scumps is what this general needed
give butters your energy
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>>154224733
\o/
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Have you seen a bloke embarrass himself more in 24hr period than portspergs behavior over the umpires/foot thing? He was stalking the umpire and posting about his workplace at 6am Monday morning and then revealed he doesn’t even live in SA lmao, just an all round pathetic cunt really, should neck himself if he could stop stalking that umpire and posting on here trying to get everyone to agree with him despite displaying obvious schizophrenic personality traits
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swans losing 3 grand finals in 5 years would be pretty funny ngl
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Give the scumps your energy show poort supporters how you really feel.
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>>154224750
no less than they deserve
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>>154224748
he does live in sa, he's a neet paer fan, he's been here for years, likely autistic or something
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>>154224748
back to discord mate
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>>154224753
\o/
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>>154224748
Based noticer he's trying to curry favour with the iggs but even they aren't stupid enough to fall for it.
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I don't care who 'wins', the AFL and football at large suffers with whatever the result will be.
>Butters wins: People lose more faith in the umpiring and administration, they tune out
>Foot wins: Over- and corrupt officiating continues and likely strengthens with more protections, people tune out
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>>154224748
talk about embarrassing yourself, you think it's one person and you are the pathetic pies faggot crying about tradies in every thread kek
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>>154224784
it'll be the 2nd one, afl has to overprotect the umps and can't let their integrity be questioned
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>my afl is dying I don't even like it anymore but I think that's just what happens as you get older. The next generations will grow up with the new form of afl and then become old and jaded like our generation and move on and the cycle continues and somehow the afl survives
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>>154224802
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>>154224518
>Just use a pushbike and public transport
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>>154224815
I said afl not /afl/. /alf/ is perfectly fine and I wont be leaving it.
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>>154224817
>reduce speed limits
string these people from lamp posts NOW
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Have you been researching your sportsbet tm muti's for this week? Let's make footy even more fun with a cheeky little "drop"punt fellas haha
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Is Isaac Smith related to Norm Smith?
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>>154224842
yes mate
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Never liked this guy then I found out he was a Geelong lifelong and it all made sense.
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5AA salty as fuck.
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>>154224518
>Just use a pushbike and public transport
That doesn't work for tradies and others who need to bring tools and materials to a job site
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>time for golf
>let me carry my clubs and trundler on my back and ride my bike there
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>>154224863
car share mate you're all getting in the byd to do your part
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you just don't get it, nobody NEEDS to be a tradie and nobody NEEDS to play golf (or surfing, or camping, or anything other than consuming media)
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>>154224802
man up buttercup
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you know whats even shitter to think about?
the afl probably ticked this off as a known risk with controls etc so they probably have ticked off other questionable bullshit that will bite them in the arse as well.
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>>154224874
>nobody NEEDS to be a tradie
How exactly do you think plumbing and electrical systems are installed/maintained? Who do you think built the house and enabled the electricity for you to make that post?
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>Umpire said Butters said "How much are they paying you?"
>Port Adelaide says Butters said 'pay or paid' in relation to a free kick and it was misheard
>Audio recording catches pay/paid
>Butters testifying he never said 'Surely that's not a free kick?"
>Ollie Wines saying Butters never said what the umpire alleges, but hasn't said what he heard
kek. Butters is fucked.
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Fuck Nick Foot
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:D
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Foot Fuck Nick
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>>154224884
Kek
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bros how do i shitpost with you if 4chan goes down permanently?
that was a nervous 2 hours
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almost fired up sharty
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Glad Gerard Whateley called it out and said Nick Foot should step away from doing any work for Sportsbet while he's still an AFL umpire
Just doesn't pass the pub test does it
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It was fun when 4chan was down last time, it reminded me of Covid lockdowns a bit
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Feel like a double meat kebab.
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>>154224908
Poofter
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>>154224884
Nggh.. ...
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https://x.com/DavidZita1/status/2043924520990626140
0:09 "what are you paying that for". The tribunal didn't even listen to this, what a corrupt spoort we watch. They probably won't even listen tomorrow. In fact >hurrrrrr yeah point stands, we'll get our lawyers to write an essay why tomorrow instead of transparently explaining the decision :^)

When's our plan to make a new league going to kick in?
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Official meet up spot is eight chan.
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LOOKS LIKE
NICK
PUT HIS
...
FOOT IN IT!

xDDDDDdd
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>>154224932
Return to State league football.
Return to innocence.
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>>154224932
ai

also you are just finding out the world is run by gangsters making up the rules as they go to suit them not you best start thinking that way if you wanna survive
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>>154224932
His guilty conscious took over kek, the jig is up riggers!
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>>154224932
The proof is in the pudding. Eliminate scumps, embrace automation.
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If I can't trust the footy media, who can I trust?
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>>154224987
chatgpt
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>>154224987
You can trust /afl/ to bring you the truth.
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>>154224993
bring me some truth, oh wise speaker
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Lance Collard has been handed a nine-week suspension by the AFL Tribunal, after being found guilty of using an anti-gay slur in the VFL last month.
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>strata suddenly tells me they want to re-landscape the entire grounds of the apartments i'm living in, adding fences, changing the lawns, removing and replacing trees etc
how about we don't spend a fuckload of $ on this for no reason you cunts
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>>154224987
Tom Morris is the only trustworthy one (because he’s autistic)
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Sainters
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>>154224932
>umpire has nobody backing his version of events
>player has one person backing his version of events
>no concrete evidence either way and even hearsay leans the player's way
>afl still concludes in the umpire's favour
What a joke
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>>154216705
is ts tuff in afl?
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>>154225013
nah it's clean
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>>154225001
they'd be improving the place you boring ass fucker what do you wanna use that money for just let the fucking strata cunts sit on it and gain interest like they all fucking do? fuck the cunts make them work
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>>154224975
got an entire lip-reading and audiophile dissertation here
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>>154225000
>Call someone a maggot
>Get suspended for 9 weeks

>Call an umpire a cheat
>Get fined $1500
Calling someone an umpire is worse than calling an umpire a cheat.
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>>154225010
doesnt matter butters wins this really
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All the AFL was asking is that Zac bend the knee and kiss the ring symbolically by just taking the fine.
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>>154224987
At least we know that we can always trust the Jews. Am I right, fellow Australian Rules fans?
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https://aflua.com.au/umpire-appointments/
keep an eye on round 6 lads
we NEED eyes on foot's next game so one of you spastics can make an eye-catching banner to piss him off
something like "FREE KICK LINE IS 20.5 NICK" or "I GOT $100 ON +22.5 GOALS NICK"
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Act as a Professional Quantitative Sports Analyst and AFL (Australian Rules Football) Data Scientist.

Objective: Construct a high-probability player-prop multi-bet for the upcoming AFL Round (referenced in current fixtures) with total cumulative odds of approximately $10.00.

Methodology Requirements:

Median-to-Line Analysis: For every leg suggested, compare the player’s Last 5 (L5) and Last 10 (L10) performance medians against the current market lines. Only select legs where the player’s median performance is at least 15% higher than the line.

Matchup Volatility: Adjust projections based on the opponent's "Stat Concession" ranking. (e.g., if targeting a midfielder for 25+ Disposals, verify if the opponent ranks in the bottom 5 for disposals conceded to inside-mids).

Correlation Filter: Ensure the legs are mathematically compatible. If selecting two players from the same game, analyze if their roles are complementary (e.g., a Ruckman’s hit-outs to a Rover’s disposals) rather than competing for the same stat pool.

De-Vigged Probability: Estimate the "Fair Price" for each leg. Calculate the total Expected Value (EV+) of the multi by multiplying the estimated fair probabilities of each leg.

Environmental Factors: Factor in venue dimensions (e.g., narrow vs. wide wings) and weather forecasts (Rain/Wind) that may deflate disposal counts or goal efficiency.

Output Format:

The Multi: A clear list of 4–6 legs totaling ~$10.00 odds.

The Edge: A brief statistical justification for each leg (Mean vs. Median vs. Matchup).

Variance Warning: State the primary risk factor for this specific multi (e.g., "Injury risk to key tagger" or "High-variance weather").
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>>154225033
simplify it i reckon. barely anyone knows hes corrupt
"Nick works at SportBet" next to his LinkedIn profile
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>>154225033
*anon was banned for life from going to afl games because of his actions*
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>>154225033
They'll probably hide him for a few weeks.
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>>154225042
nah how about a pic of his head with "UMPIRE RESPONSIBLY"
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>The AFL tribunal hearing today cost $30k to hold so they could determine whether they should fine a player $1500
Money well spent to protect the feelings of a thin-skinned, corrupt umpire. They should send him the bill.
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how much are they paying you, janny?
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>>154225046
>Chances are youre about to lose
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>>154225056
kek
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>whats umpiring really costing you?
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>>154225056
>>154225046
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>portsperg still losing his fucking mind
Lmao based Nick foot, living rent free in this stupid cunts brain (which is tiny enough already)
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>>154225052
love the system
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>>154225072
I've been posting against Nick Foot and I don't like Poort at all.
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If it had been Harley Reid he'd have copped a bigger ban than Collard did but because Butters is courting Pozztorian teams he gets off with a slap on the wrists.
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>Prince Harry visiting Whitten Oval
Who cares?
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>>154224431
imagine the contrast between her labia and vaginal entrance
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>>154225072
We all support portbro on his crusade against the scumpires
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not even a prince anymore is he
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Did any of you guys hear Gerard Healey on sen earlier? He said he couldn't see how Foot working for sportsbet as a horse picker should have anything to do with him being an umpire. Said he just doesn't get it. I wanted to punch the radio, it was ridiculous
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>>154225096
women
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>>154225102
>women
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>>154225100
He's still a prince. He's just fifth in line, had to give up his honorary military title, and is no longer permitted to use the 'HRH' prefix. His visit tomorrow is at a personal capacity, not a royal one.
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>>154225101
If you want a bad take on anything go straight to Healy. He's terrible now. Must be a great bloke off field because no idea how he's able to have kept all his media roles.
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>>154225101
not surprising he would say that when he's paid to fill the dead air between gambling commercials.
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niggas be out here calling demselves nick foot but dey look like nick thumb fr
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>>154224935
Yeah or just go outside loser
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>>154224987
I just use gemini and argue with it if somethings suss. I like it more than most people
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What's tonight's kino?
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>>154225126
Who the fuck are you little boy get out of this thread right fucking now
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*be's throwing a sick mana wave at kiwi as he does a drives by on alf*
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>>154225126
>2026
>going outside
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st killda finna dab on these fags
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>>154225141
more like dab into fags.
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>>154225033
Looks like it'll be out tomorrow around 4:30PM, going by the other PDFs on the site
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been saying for years that the vax killed warnie
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>>154225152
the coke and alcohol certainly didn't help
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>>154225144
boom got 'im
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>>154225122
heh it do be like dat
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lol
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>>154224932
i mean that's pretty clearly "whatta ya payin that for"
fucking lmao this comp is so retarded it's kinda hard to believe at times
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>>154225156
warne wasn't that big of a drinker actually, the bigger problem was that he was a smoker
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Everyone hates me
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Warne was a smoker
Smokers having heart attacks in their 50s is not uncommon
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test
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>>154225045
this
i remember in that game the one ump rigged for carlton against fred in adelaide he made the wrong call twice but the afl defended him publicly, then quietly dropped him anyway, super dodgy
foot won't do any more games for port at any rate i'm sure
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vibe coding some new server infrastructure for 4ch
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>>154225156
his meme pseudoscience healthkick bootcamp thing didn't help either
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>>154225135
Based Queenslander
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>>154225101
It's because it opens the door to all the others in the industry who get money from betting corporations. You can just assume that they're all awash in gamblinf money.
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>>154225152
The meth and sex tourism didnt help
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>After the match: "I don't WANT to talk to you about it"
>During the tribunal: "We have been advised not to respond"
Liar in the fire
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so sick of everyone in my life being mentally unstable
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How does a microphone fail? It's the only job it has! It's in the job description! You don't see the grass vanishing or the goalposts turning sideways!
I want to know who's paying the microphone, maybe that's the guy we should be investigating!
*leans into mic*
Is this thing on? Because if I insult you, I want to make sure the tribunal hears it!
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can harley go back to back?
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Specky Magee and the yellow maggot
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>>154225214
you don't have to post here champ
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>>154225214
same, everyone's fucked these days
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>>154225151
Reckon you’ll sleep between now and then you schizo fuck? You need to be locked up
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>>154225230
Going to bed now actually, thanks for asking
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can't stop thinking about the british empire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIdiTzjIuII
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>>154225232
>8:30pm adelaide time
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>>154225240
Such a shame.
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Omg I looooove big men who can't stop thinking about the british empire! They're sooo dreamy and would make me look sophisticated having him around me~
>>
iggs
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>>154225232
True, got to be up early for a servo run before you get to site aye brah!
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Friendly reminder that referees are not technically human beings, which means it's not against the law to kill them.
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feel like red rooster
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>>154225261
This is true, I have 4 dead umpires in my garage
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i think that it's perfectly fine to hate umpires but it's wrong to hate the people who do the duties of umpiring. it's fine to think foot is bad at his job, but it's not fair to hate him as a person
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I hate nick foot the person
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i hate all nickers
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fucken sportsbet nickers
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My pies looked so terrible last weekend
What an agonizing game that was to watch. We are so fucked.
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>>154225291
yeah we really fucked our trading and list strategy
we are FUCKED
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>Dale Thomas fined $7500 with a guilty plea for questioning umpire integrity
>Zak Butters with no guilty plea fined only $1500 for questioning umpire integrity
The paltry amount is a concession that the AFL knows they are in the wrong and are dealing with a martian who hears what he wants to, I bet there's a lot of them that want this to go away very quickly.
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Was keeping an eye on the tradies in the site nearby my house from the window just to see if they were actually working and behaving. It all looked pretty normal but then one of them dropped to the ground and started doing push ups. Such an odd bunch.
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COOL STORY BRO THANKS FOR SHARING
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have you ever filmed a tiktok?
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no
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Kind of wish David Koch still hosted Sunrise so we could hear a spergout about the tribunal decision in the morning
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Kinda based for the PAFC to pay $1500 in hush (but not really hush) money to ensure that prick doesn't touch their games again.
Other clubs should follow suit
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>>154225346
Why in God's name would I do such a thing?
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The tribunal was unironically right to give Collard a 10 week ban on the basis that:

1. He is a repeat offender
2. Homophobic slurs cause actual harm
3. He has had extensive counseling and professional development about the usage of such language
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he said maggot
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>>154225291
>>154225294
>we
>our
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he said sleet
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he said "how much are you getting laid?"
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>>154216767
looks like joel jeffrey
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>>154225329
Literally high test behaviour
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>>154225271
i mostly agree BUT you have to remember umps do these jobs voluntarily. they CHOOSE to be umps (and are paid well for it).
also i know a few boundary umps and they say most of the field ones have a superiority complex and don't even talk to them kek
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Why was he found guilty, the afl is dead for all I care
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>>154225390
They don't want to talk about it (unironically).

They're delaying their response and findings until tomorrow
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the jewess milf on masterchef is so sexy
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>>154225394
She's not a milf
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>>154225394
Anon, don't just talk about it, post her!
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>>154225397
no kids? that's a shame for her
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As soon as I find out a bloke has a sea wife I lose all respect for them
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I cant find any good pics of Sofia Levins tits
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>>154225401
Even if she did have kids she's not a milf, shes not old enough
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>>154224846
but bucks said he wasn't
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>>154225407
?
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>>154225413
36 is milf territory. 34 onwards is the start of milfdom imo
>>
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Honestly im so glad rc is gone
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do you guys like australian idol?
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>>154225452
no mate
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if i was a scat pornstar my name would be d b pooper
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this is a hells kitchen genny
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sick of your shit questionsperg

>>154225467
>t. ain't no bitch chef
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need to bring back 'pigs bum'
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What does eat the rich mean
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real easy to say "i hate my boss" until you become a boss and realise that sh hard af
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isuuc peeney
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business idea: closing round
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>>154225481
It's a play on the 18th century satirical essay 'A Modest Proposal' that suggested Ireland's poor could resolve their problems with poverty by selling their children to the rich to be eaten.
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>>154225418
>>154225427
I want to see more of her tits, they look good
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>>154225481
it means "i'm a commie pseud"
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I hate bed time
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i view women as sexual objects
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>>154225504
this especially asian women
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>>154225504
this especially all women
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usually depends what they’re wearing
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>>154225504
what about your mom
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foy
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>>154225427
>That roll getting stuffed
Corrr. Fair bit of imagery in that food.
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i'm fat and i'm proud
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>>154225617
onya harls, can't beat that taste
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>>154225617
This but ashamed
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im about 67kg. got pretty gay little wrists and hands honestly
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>>154225504
I unironically suffer from the madonna/whore complex.
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>>154225680
63 and same
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>>154225680
But man you are a good kick of the footy nick
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>>154225418
>>154225427
I want to fuck a Jew whore so bad
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prime alison brie
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>>154225710
Yes, I've often fantasised about sex with Jennifer Connelly or Winona Ryder.
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>>154225617
>>154225626
applied for ozempic yet mate
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scumpires beware
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gma
Got my brekky oak from the servo ready to get those tools running at the crack of dawn. Hope you neet spastics don't mind a little early noise to start your day?
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wake up dumb neet spastics



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