The Rory comeback starts here
whoever has the better back nine of rose/scheffler wins this tournament
>>154208665ENTER
ROSE WILL MAKE ME A GORILLION DOLLORS
>>154208681Slammed the fairway WE'RE BACK
>>154208683>back nineGet out.
Has anybody else had random slight screen tearing throughout the broadcast today on CBS?
IT'S HATTONING
>>154208683>back nineI think you mean second nine mate
Scottie wins again
>Mick
>>154208665>Where the black wimmin at?
rory getting raptured starts here
yowch! right in the baseballs!
>>154208699I haven’t noticed
>>154208698fansrough
>>154208665Didn't know Randy Quaid was a member. ANGC confirmed fans of Caddyshack 2
>Haven't seen a single minority or woman other than in the commercialsStrange
come on rosey
Rose is domming.
>>154208698it's at the back nine we'll see if the fans in the audience get what they want. as long as the players don't land too much in the rough or sand traps. we'll see if the practice at the driving range pays off. and it really can pay off as the winner will get over 2 million bux! it's in this fourth round where the twosomes will fight it out!
Rory can relax nowComeback incoming
ROSEDEITIES???
>>154208750Time to bring back the black caddy
>another scottie par instead of birdieIt’s Rose’s time
*activate 9 green magnets*
just popped a cialis and hit the blunt
>>154208771
Rose is happening
>>154208776WE'RE MELTING UP TO -14
That view to 7 green from the fairway is incredible.
GOD IS SPITTING IN THE FACE OF YOUNG
>>154208788Youngplosion!
>foreigners all immediately rotating to rosethey're so bitter
B-B-B-B-BBUNKER SHOT
>>154208779AUGUSTA KILLED THE BLACK CADDIESor maybe they 'ethnically cleansed' them I dunno
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIE
Holy fuck it’s actually Rose’s time this year
Young bros...
>>154208816rent free
Rose looking solid I’ll say that.
it's rose's year
>>154208816Part and parcel of being the Protagonist. Everyone hates you. I'm fine with it.
>first irishman has to put the jacket on an englishman
I would have my caddie stand up wind and spray a stink bomb while the other guy is hitting.
life long cam young fan here, i hope our guy pulls this one out
>>154208816after last year he deserves itif this was between him and Rory since Friday I unironically would've been cheering for him since then
Was that supposed to roll down to the hole?
god paying back Young for all of those luckshitter tree bounces
this is the age of rose
>>154208848Who are you, fucking Goldfinger?
SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW OH SO DONT TELL SCOTTY HE DID HER ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>154208848Actually, as you will see in Rule: 16, section C, paragraph 2: Biological warfare of any kind is prohibited.
your chance to get revenge on America was the Olympics and you blew it
>>154208847I’m pretty sure Rory is a Protestant/Loyalist, so he wouldn’t mind putting the jacket on an Englishmen.
McIlroy or Arsenal, what's the bigger choke?
Young is falling apart here. Pathway opening for Rory-Rose repeat.
>>154208897Phil Mickelson.
>>154208893Rory is Catholic.
>>154208893He’s on record as catholic, his uncle was killed by a protestant militia
rooting for Rose, Young or McIlroy would be ok, Henley or Scheffler would be a downer
ROSE ALONE IN FRONT
>>154208847irrelevantHated Lee Westwood, but Rose and Fleetwood seem like great lads
RORY ROSE PLAYOFF LET'S FUCKING HAVE IT
>rory birdieWe’ve got a game folks
>>154208879I was watching eurotrip the other night and my wife walked in during the HappiJuice scene and thought I was watching porn. She got really mad and we ended up having like a two hour fight
rorybros are we back?
GET ME OFF THIS ROLLERCOASTER I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT STARTING FUUUUUUCK
>>154208911ouch, or gurgle I dunno
>>154208928ABSOLUTE KINO
>>154208942
Rooting against mcilroy, lowry and rose today.
>>154208897no idea who the hell arsenal is but this will be the greatest choke in golf history. I'm glad for it though because this would've been a boring 2nd half of the masters if he didn't choke
Shaping up to be massively kino. Glad I called off work today.
>>154208968Based American Chad.
X gon give it to you
>>154208969arsenal is a globohomo soccer team from london which has never won anything but might win the only two relevant soccer things this year (the champsions league, ak the playoffs and superbowl of soccer, and the english domestic league)the only domestic league which matters in that sport is england.
>>154208983what?
>>154208847Only in your country do “irish” people have a weird hatred fixation with England
>getting shitfaced in some pub watching some golf tournament while your country is being taken over from the inside outwell, at least the irish have their priorities straightened out.
>>154208976what kind of degenerate works on a sunday?
>>154208911not a militant catholic, he doesn't really give a shit about all that nonsense and why would he when he's a millionaire who lives in florida,
is it true carbon neutral rory takes a helicopter to each new hole instead of walking?
is there really nobody who streams cbs
why is there not a fucking featured stream on ESPN in English? I’m having to watch the current stream in spic language.. I hate kikes
>the patrons seem to love it
Why aren't here any streakers?
we've got 3 hours more of this and there's 3 very decent players (not rory) on edge with each other on top of the leaderboardtense shit
>>154209017buy an antenna
>>154209004Club Golf Pros. Which is why I don't do that anymore.
>>154209004the kid who just delivered my ‘za
>>154208897Greg Norman
>invert sport>get crushed at it by people who live south of youi've seen this series before
>>154209017put a paperclip or thumbtack into your antenna port
>>154209023too many ticks
>>154208998That’s literally happening in every western country, including the US
>>154208998Yeah, you can’t move for immigrants in *checks notes*>Holywood, County Down
>>154208968oh, and hatton, but he's cooked anyways.
>>154209042baseball?
>>154209004Restaurants/Bartending
putting from off the green is weird, chipping is better
>Hatton making a chargeFuck…
>>154208995>"irish" people>irish "people"six of one half dozen of the other
>>154209043>>154209030>implying my TV is in the same room as my computer
>>154209042The Scots didn't play it professionally. They played it for a laugh in their large aristocratic estates.
>>154209017the streams on the masters website are cbs
>>154209023I didnt win the ticket lottery
>>154209066I can only understand with an uphill chip with the flag just to the edge of the green but I'd bump and run that with a PW to get that backspin
>>154209058>immigrantsgood boy.>>154209057>yeah, butkwab
>woman and brown guy are better at business than white guythanks IBM
just got back from picking up food and beertime to watch rory cruise to an easy win today
>>154209061>paco desperate for anyone to care about meme exhibition tournamentskek
Justin Rose needs to choke. Most boring faceless golfer ever
The commercial about the retard girl playing music with her eyes pisses me off because that shit was trash
ROSE FUCKING GODS
>>154208998>>154209057both correct
AND IT'S FUCK ALL FOR RORY
Rose slamming the door
It is feeling like a Rose day
>>154209023IBM Watson is connected to automatic sniper turrets that just shoot them before they get their belts off.
>>154209079thanks didn't know they streamed it themselves
>>154209104Team Rose Board
ROSE BROS
ROSIE
Rose is unironically going to win, I'm happy
the more I watch the masters, the more I’m convinced that Hitler was right about everything. Shitskins are the real enemy of white people, thank G-d Trump is in office to take his revenge on these liberal sissy crybabies..Nazism is SO back!!
>>154209096anon i think you may have crossed into bizzaro world
THE ROSEMEISTER
>>154209106It is inspiring, but the feminine male teacher ruins it
>>154209088>do you want to go to the club and watch the masters>oh no I can’t do that I saw a Thai woman in the town the other week so I’m going to go murder her>ah fair enough then maybe another night
>>154209096>Anon, I…
>gary player>plays golf
>>154209118>implying IBM is capable of doing anything like that
>>154209104scottie scheffler exists
Question: is that one anon larping as a racist a bot or a troll?
you're not anglo saxon, you're more irish/celt than anything
Would love for Rose to win
>>154209146The hard part is differentiating between streakers and guys just adjusting their pants.
>>154209125ROSE BOARDROSE WORLD
>>154209162He’s a really weak troll
Too many fat patrons. Time to put a weight limit in place. Get this place more respectable
>>154209163Actually I'm Anglo Norman. But I'd never admit that in public.
>>154209143Good. Boy. Your indoctrination is complete.
>>154209143disingenuous cowardly post. go protect a woman from your rape gangs.
>>154209041Valid
>nobody is actually racist online, they’re just trolling
It’s McIlrover
>>154209132>t.
>>154209042genuinely what does Scotland even do?>Englandresponsible or co-responsible for basically 50% of the modern world>IrelandU2, and uhh idk they have St Patrick's Day where everyone claims to be Irish for a few days>WalesGareth Bale and Andy Murray I guess>Scotlandjanitor from the Simpsons and kilts?I say this as a Canadian with a Scottish/Irish surname
>>154209162it's chikaner
>IBM>indian ah yes this advertisement screams competence
Disc golf Chad here who won or what
C'mon, Scottie, you're our only hope.
>>154209162who? i've seen no "racism" in this thread. this is a golf thread.
this is the famine all over again
>>154209197Andy Murray is Scottish
>>154209197Scotland has superior camping laws to England.
>>154209067it's ok, the gnomes will get to him
>>154209197invented the telephone
reminder that harry kane is irish
Rory will sink this putt for Eagle, I can feel it
What a cute little boy that was standing behind Rory outside of the rope
>>154209096
>>154209178patrons overdosing on pimento sandwiches
>>154209220camping is gay
RORYCHADSwe were down, but not out
>>154209017take the antennapill
the important thing is the chinaman isn't anywhere near winningamerica is the continuation of the british empire
>>154209197scots were also a big part of the british empire but they're all completely leftist so deny any involvement and chastise england for it
>>154209162He's either a fed or a Bryson fan. Or both.
>>154209244You're gay.
>>154209145>Tiger Woods>has a wood(y)
>>154209227Wrong. That was an Italian. I learned that watching The Sopranos.
reminder that harry kane has the same chance of winning this tournament as bryson dechambeau
>>154209244>t. gen z "urbanist"
>>154209181>you shouldn’t go watch a sport you enjoy with your friends and family because the government is bad>>154209182the USA has ten times the rate of minority on human crime as anywhere else in the world, even higher than South Africa
Young out here playing basketball
TIGER WOODS JUST ROLLED HIS GOLF CART OVER AT AMEN CORNER AND WAS SEEN THROWING PILL BOTTLES IN THE POND YELLING THE FUCK WORD
>another year of (((homa))) at the mastersDammit.
ITS HATTONING!!!!!
has there ever been a 4 way playoff tie?
>>154209272no...NO!
>>154209251>scots were also a big part of the british empire but they're all completely leftist so deny any involvement and chastise england for itsounds like how austrians deny they had anything to do with nazis kek
Why can’t Rory walk like a normal person
>the USA has ten times the rate of minority on human crime as anywhere else in the world, even higher than South AfricaIs that because blacks aren't a minority in South Africa?
Trust the plan Rose...
>>154209212he's doing a "my fellow whites" thing
>>154209256I only fucked a guy twice that's not gay >>154209261I live in the burbs nigga
jesus christ dottie we get it there is wind
They should have someone following every group with a digital scoreboard and shove it in their faces any time someone else makes a birdie so they get rattled and fuck up.
>>154209217hey hey, my bad>>154209227except alexander graham bell died in Canada and identified as a Canadian-American
why don’t the citizens of Augusta get a free day pass at the masters?
>>154209276Yes
>>154209302There could be a patron for every group following around yelling the updates as they happen
rorybros it’s not looking good
I don't care about the British Empire.
>one shot backFred Ridley needs to pull out all the stops for another rose-rory playoff
>>154209315wtf? why would they?
>/sp/ doesn't even know the greatest scotsman of all time, think it's telephone man
Why is it still so windy??????????????????
>>154209315maybe this has something to do with it
>>154209309>identified asoh wow
>>154209315Gtfo commie
I'm Anglo so I'm fine with an Englishman winning it
>>154209315Have you SEEN the average citizen of Augusta? The Board would prefer bringing in a woman's amateur event before allowing that.
>>154209315
Rory steaming back like a freight train
>>154209334>alright, the leaderboard has tightened up enough, turn off the fans!
>>154209331is that robbie bruce?
>>154209315The citizens of Augusta are mostly of the negroid contingency, so it would really ruin the whole vibe
>>154209340grim
>>154209361All the eyeballs are on rose now, suits rory perfectly
>>154209326they live there and pay city taxes, they also have to put up with the bullshit of the tournament every year. It’s the least they could do. Mamdahni is right
>>154209340the day black people find out about golf is the day I stop watching>spinners on the golf carts, with the JBL speaker at max volume playing lil uzi dirk
>>154209331old tom?
ha ha it's SCOTTIE time
no magic tree bullshit for you this time cam
The tree gnomes have put in their punchcard there's no helping Young anymore
>>154209227americantesla also was american
>>154209378If Tiger didn't bring them to golf nothing will. It's safely white and asian territory. Arabs seem to like it but they can't play.
Why did How Tong Li speak to his ball in english? Does it not know chinese?
Americans have a Labor Day holiday but what the hell are people going to do in early september.
Not feeling too hot Young bros...
>>154209378>tiger woods>half black>waits until retirement to chimp outone of the good ones
>>154209378Turn off the television because black people have already discovered golf.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFfGgeddAc4
>>154209385>HBO makes a series about all White people>every single one of them is total scum, even the kidsMakes ya think
>>154209397arabs like it because it makes them more money.
scottie can’t stop parring, needs birdies
>>154209401No one talks about this but the seasons have shifted. September is firmly a summer month now.
>>154209374who gives a shit? I lived within 2 blocks of the Canadian Open venue and while it was a shitshow for that week, it was cool seeing it. not to mention the revenue it generates
>>154209410>italians>WhiteAlso, Artie Bucco was ok. Not a citizen-of-the-year, but he wasn't "scum"
>>154209378they never will bc it's expensive to playsame reason why they never made a dent in hockey really
>>154209401grill burgers
>>154209410>italians>white
>>154209378You now remember when Tiger won the Masters in 97 and black people pretended to care about golf all of a sudden
Things continue to get worse for Young. Good luck with that shot.
Golfers should have a left-handed club and learn how to left swing for mobility on those shots like for where Young is
what's cam doing in the trees?
>>154209404he's been chimping out for 15 years he would have finished with more majors than jack if he would have actually waited for retirement for his antics
>>154209431>hockeyOh, but Gary is trying. He is trying SO fucking hard.
>>154209410the Italians made fun of other races, we'll never see that again
>>154209429was he employee of the month material?
>Justin Rose>rises up the leaderboard
Why do golf players look so old before I looked it up I wouldve have guessed Rory was 50+ and Rose was 60+
>everyone white from American sports gennies is here>/mlb/ is all doyerpacos kek, will hispanics ever get their tiger woods?
>>154209441the tree gods giveth and the tree gods taketh away
>>154209440Maybe they should just hit the fairway and then it's not a problem.
>>154209441his tree checks finally bounced the huorns aren't allies anymore
>>154209460lotta time in the sun
come on ROSE
>>154209460exposure to the sun ages you like crazy
>>154209447he's been trying for decades, at the end of the day if you can't get black kids into it at a young age it doesn't matter how much shilling you do
>>154209410A literal recurring plot point of the series is that they weren't white. Did you miss the part where they went golfing with their white neighbors?
>>154209453Depends which restaurant.
>>154209461I member Angel Cabrera
R O R Y
>From the trees straight into a divot across the greenoof
>be me>scottish/irish mutt>wasn't considered white for the last 100 years so never got the benefit of white privilege>now that we're white, white privilege is gone
>masters thread>nothing but right-wing, MAGA racism yall need to go back to /pol/
>shartry
>>154209502Racism is based
Must be nice being Hatton. No pressure on him
>7 foot puttruh roe
>>154209502It’s the only time we get to see white people on tv. Give us a break
>>154209502You can leave, you know?
Tiger woods = man unitedRory mcilroy = arsenalScottie scheffler = man cityBryson dechambeau = spurs
>>154209502Quite right. Golf is well known as a liberal lefty game.
>>154209502Who do you think cares about golf, retardbro
>>154209460some kind of star curse or /x/ shit
thats pretty far from the hole, scotty
>>154209498white privilege is real but you need to go to non-white countries to use it
>>154209502#GolfIsForEveryone
>>154209502golf is a normal no troon sport, that has nothing to do with politics anon.
>>154209498Scots were always considered white. It depends on what religion you are, if people accepted you or not, but no one ever considered Scots as non white
Who's going to win? I'm getting nervous bros
>>154209531could a 2026 trans Tiger Woods win the LPGA?
>>154209536I won :)
>>154209527shrink the game
Scots are literally Gaels. What do people think Scot means?
>>154209537finally somebody asked
for fuck's sake rory
Rory it's slipping
>>154209537Any decent amateur male golfer would crush them
>>154209493nevermind haha i was just kidding
>>154209542Go back to >>>/pol/ you chud
Only straight married white men over the age of 30 should play golf.
RORY VERSUS ROSE
>>154209542*this post is off-topic*
YIKES
Rosebros, how we looking?
Considering either a BMW I5 or a Tesla Model 3 as my next car. I’m leaning toward the I5 as it comes as a Touring>get a petrol carI’ve got petrol cars. This EV will be to do all the boring life tasks>go ask /o/Im asking you lot because there’s a fairly good chance that posters here have employment and own a car, instead of spending all day googling Nurburgring lap times
Come on Rose hahaha just be aggressive and par it haha
Rory LOVES choking (on cock)
>>154209542is that before or after you dilate, cupcake?
>>154209546>What do people think Scot means?Never really gave it any thought, never found myself wondering what Eng meant either.>>154209573That new iX3 is the thing you want to be seen in.Car o' the year.
no one reply to the obvious boring troll
>>154209573>I’m asking you lot because there’s a fairly good chance that posters here own a carI don’t. Buy a Tesla.
>>154209573Tesla is just overpriced goyslop, get the other one
>>154209594What's a Cro?
This is unacceptable. We kicked you out 250 years ago. Please leave.
>>154209573>be Europoor >call gasoline petroleum even though Petroleum is a gas vapor many such cases, no wonder Muslims are taking over your country
this might be the worst masters final round thread of all time
>>154209594Eng comes from Angle which were a people from the eastern coasts of Jutland.
>>154209573Don’t buy a fucking Tesla. Flashy plastic for browns.
>>154209318Were so back
>hatton posts -11>everyone else sees it and gets rattled and shits themselvesWhat's hatton serving next year?
>>154209606Don’t you have a straight to close then open then closeopen
>>154209606petrol and petroleum aren't the same thing
Bro I have never golfed in my life but these guys fucking suck I see so many missed short putts
OH NO
>another scottie par
>>154209625If that's the case then why isn't it Angland?
Ahahahahaa - some anon was asking about Augusta residents playing golf and they just aired a commercial about just that and "building community" - clown world. The % that even want to play is miniscule.
Total Rose Victory
>be a professional golfer>hit the ball in the water
>>154209631How long has Rory been the living example of the “It’s so over/We’re so back” meme anyways
>>154209573Depends what you want really and what you need, I have a c class but it's pretty sore on petrol because I live in the countryside, I'll probably buy something more economical next
>>154209632Sliders because he can't get his hands around a full sized burger
>>154209502White people created the societies everyone else wants to live in.Nobody moves to a brown society for a better life.
mcilsoy is throwing until the last few holes bc the jewish script was for another playoff
>>154209537a golf shop pro could beat most lpga members based on distance alone.
>>154209632lard and fast food
>>154209620you're upside down so that means best which is correct>>154209636that was funny but you still elected two cucks in a row PM
>>154209502>racists?? in golf???
>>154209631>can't puttDoubt, Rosie is in the driver seat
if this ends in the next hour I probably have time to hit the driving range
>>154209670Bro I live in Saskatchewan, you think I fucking voted for them lol
>>154209679We are lasting at least another two hours
>>154209650Because Angle comes from a Latin translation and Engla is the Old English word for them. Engla londe was the oldest attested English word for England.
>>154209679do the snack carts there serve chicken tikka?
>>154209666>jews actually giving the people what they wantno, I refuse to believe they're behind this one, Satan.
are southerners even good at golf compared to yankees?
Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. More like G.O.N.F, amirite?
>>154209502Golf is mostly for whites and some Japanese/Koreans
would you guys fuck my girlfriend?do you think she's cute?
>>154209691>snack carts>driving rangefatty. but there's a McDonald's nearby that I usually grab an ice coffee from during the summer
>>154209696All Praise Yakub!
>>154209707CUTE!
>>154209696brazil had slavery too and look how it turned outarabs all enslaved people as well
Not like this, Rosebros
Out for Mexican with the ole bag and chains how many bings until it's over
>>154209707Yes.What's the catch?
Rosegods hold your bets
>>154209707perfect blacked.com candidate honestly
kek. MAGENETS ACTIVATE
Rose wilts. You might say the bloom is off this Rose. He needs to put the petal to the metal and he'll receive bouquets. Everything will come up smelling Rose's.
>>154209707Yes. I'm jealous.
>>154209707Why did you delete this last time?
ROSE BOGEY! THE ROSE IS WILTING!
its a draw for now
>>154209707No, I wouldn’t. She’s your girlfriend. I wouldn’t desecrate the sanctity of that.
what do they do if they tie
>>154209707every time you post her I feel more lonely, so yes, but I would prefer have a loving relationship with her
>>154209707i call red sweater dress
>>154209725Enough with the rose puns, bud.
>>154209740Crabcock
>Rorchads when Amen Corner comes around
FRED RIDLEY GIVE US THE ROSE-RORY PLAYOFF!
>>154209740They do an improvised soccer penalty kick shootout on the 18th green.
>rose seeing rory on a run:https://litter.catbox.moe/6db1iwn774hkavna.mp4
>>154209750what's the muslim mayor of jew york city doing in this incredibly poor quality gif
C'mon Scottie, eagle something ffs
Fellow based Young bros?
would Rose rather lose in 18 or lose in another playoff?
Fuck, I HATE it when they tease non-hole-in-ones like that.
CAM ON ROREH CAM ON ROREH
>>154209740what do you logically think happens
>>154209764>csamboxnot clicking that
>tfw Jake Knapp gets three straight albatrosses, wins, and serves fried rat and grits next year
>>154209767Enjoying the tears of babies on the bus and/or bloodthirsty zionists
come on rose
>>154209777Make-out session and whoever backs out first loses.
Rose's caddy is a retired English Shakespearean actor
>rose choking
>>154209792I would like this
>>154209777the biggest sport out of Britain does a stupid minigame so i don't know, it could be a retarded putting challenge based on precedent
>fantasize about winning the Masters>Suddenly realize I'm just me
>>154209790MAKE SOME FAWKIN PUTTS
what’s a good stream? Yidsney thinks spics actually watch hockey and want to see the featured holes. Hence, the only option being in Spanish.
>>154209805Maladaptive daydreaming is seriously addictive.
>>154209805all the greats use visualization
>>154209805For me it's winning the lottery so I don't have to wake up early for work early day
i was worried that was a chinaman who did the thing there but it was a japman
Rose accelerated too early. He needed to be in the front group and finish in the lead at 18 like last year
7 more holesme so sleepy
Good thing scottie hit a punch shot there with that airplane flying over head.
>>154209818its literally on masters.comeven works on vpn
>>154209818it's free on CBS anon.
hwhy doesn't Mickeltits compete anymore?
>>154209818Sky Sports coverage is adequate. It’s not exceptional, but it does the job
Is the leaf blower for unruly patrons?
Tyrell Hatton: clubhouse litre.. *ahem* I mean leader*
i wanna be the cameraman who is the only non-player or caddie that gets access to the tower behind 12 green.
Why does Rose get his own leaf blower? Does he also have a jam boy?
RELEASE THE LEAF BLOWER
5 way playoff pls.
Massive hole for Rory
I want a no name to win now so the media can't have a storyline
Henleybros
>REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THEY SHOWING SCHEFFLERS SCORE ON THE LEADERBOARD OVERLAY?!?!?!?!
>>154209707very very very cutehow do you find a girl like that? all the girls on tinder in my area are low class whores
well, it's over for Rose
NONONONONOO ROSE COLLAPSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO B E RORY COLLAPSE WHAT THE FUCK
>ROSE
>>154209850He's old and has a shit load of money. Fuck it.
Things getting thorny for Rose
Kek nice one rose
ROSE NONO
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
good golly
MELTY
so rose is out of contention now, looks like it might be back to rory vs young after all
oh no bros he's bottling itwhy is he looking around like the crowd did it
oh my god
do you guys think that the masters champion gets rewarded by a massive orgy in the clubhouse after the tournament with all of the former champions and prostitutes? Surely there’s something more than a stupid green coloured jacket..
battle of the bottlers
No seriously why did they call in the leaf blowers?
classic de-cel. kek 45 year old tour pro and he's doing that shit.
He made the call: 6-man playoff
>>154209878hey now
>>154209910yes. the first time you win you have to suck off all the prior champions in chronological order
Fuck. Rory's actually gonna win it.
BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
Bunkers looking tasty
pack it up rosebros. it's over
>>154209924Do they know this before or after the tournament starts because it seems like a lot of these guys are trying to win...also, do multi-winners get multi-BJs?
OCEANS RISECITIES FALLRORY REMAINS
alright, hear me out, Hatton takes it after everyone else bogeys out on the back nine, kino
rosesissies….
rose fucking blew itno wonder he never wins this thing
The bloom is off the rose
casual bogey
It's boger...
Justin time to make way for Rory
I really hope FagIlroy doesn't win again.
Young gon' do it 2 'em
>another asian golfer with back issueskek. apparently the hard-work father meme is real.
Is Scheffler's plan to par every hole and have everyone else choke in to a playoff?
Oh my God rory is actually going to win isn’t he
>>154208665Who’s going to win
>>154210002He's playing it safe he's got it
>>154210005Hatton
>makes you question everythingshut up dottie with your inane mind reading
>>154210005ya mama
>>154210022My mamma doesn’t play golf
>>154210000He's one behind the locker room leader
>>154210002nope. scottie.
Takes a golf shot and chugs water lmao golf is so faggy
*hits it way to the right like a pussy*
>>154210031I would do that too but instead powerade :)
>>154210034Well, after yesterday...
>>154210029Oh yeah. So 1 birdie.
>>154209707nah i wouldn't last long and it would require more work than its worth
>>154210027source??
>rory didn’t go in the waterwow….
>tfw I'll have nothing to do or look forward to once this is over
>another masters with murky-wa-wa and (((homa))) next yeargay.
Don’t sleep on Morikawa. Fried noodles and egg rolls at next year’s dinner?
Yeah I'm starting to think that a woman named "Dottie" isn't going to be smart
Did I just hear a woman announcer??
>>154210059Snooker World Championship starts next weekend.
>>154210059I'm building gunpla later :)
>>154210078no one cares
Alright...lets say, just for giggles, that the DEI-hire sponsor-exemption-specialist actually won the masters. what would HE serve for dinner?
>>154210069He's Japanese you retard>>154210078Where's the cue ball going?!?!
>>154210078Bet on the Chinese as usual.
looks like everyone's trying to lose the tournament right now
Gannon buhr is twice the athlete any of these bourgeoisie jabronis are
>>154210077dottie is alright
Has a chink ever won the Masters?
>>154210088Cow dung and tikki masala
>>154210077Dottie is basically a man, she's like that CFB announcer or that hole that the Yankees had (have?) for 20 years now. Susan whatever.
>>154210044Checked, this might be that hole
>>154210088schlamba gabba goop goop (extra spicy)
>>154210108technically, tiger
for me, it's the topflite XL2000
Fucking rory left it too short. He’s gonna bogey
>>154210108Matsuyama
>>154210088EBT-eligible microwave dinners from the frozen aisle
What a sexy final round. Kino golf.
This is worse than Pearl harbor
>>154210127Fucking based I'm still using my Top Flite irons and hybrid >>154210132HE'S BACK
>>154210127i used to think that ball was so cool when i was 11 and started playing regularly.
give me a reason not to pull away my scottie betI'll decide on Hole 15.
Rory refusing to choke
>>154210125His mom is a Thai mutt. I don't think China would claim her.
For me, it's Sam Snead.
>Morikawa win at -11i'll allow it
>a potential 6 way playoffCould you imagine? Scottie would win for sure, but it’d be chaos
Seven way playoff in the cards
>>154210142Agreed. Damn germans.
>>154210158Would be kino.
>>154210154formerly sam chuck
>>154210104>slenderman throws discs farmore news at 11
Bryson would have booty blasted these jobbers
>>154210135He's a nip not a chink
>>154210116her gender isn't the issue, it's her lack of added value
For me? Charles Howell the third
>7-way playoff
New>>154210175
>>154210154
Dottie is my fav on-course reporter.
>>154210183?? she's very good at her job
>>154210190Some of us have work in the morning
>>154210178he'd be in a bunker somewhere crying
based and feedpilled
6-7 person playoff incoming?
It's ogre. Rory won
>>154210229put an abrupt stop to your continued well being
What the FUCK is going on with Scottie today? These should be automatic
>>154210195Out of all the women they shoehorn into men's sports, she's prob the best and has a good idea of what the fucks going on to some extent.
Rosebros, it’s over isn’t it…
>>154210229bro’s pushing 40 XD
>>154210237Still not over, have some hope ffs
>>154210116no fuck off women commentators are the worst thing that has happened to sports it's a blight that has to be addressed
>>154210295you need a lobotomy bud
well, i was rooting for Rose, but poor fucker can't deal with the pressure
Rory will make another big fuckup
>>154210426i couldnt play golf. the pressure is crazy
My Rory is going to repeat :)
I didn't believe at first, but he really stabilized
Why do all the UK guys have broccoli hair?