It's Rory time
Kino masters this year ALL BETS ARE OFF
>>154210175That doesn’t look like a golf ball
MORIKAWGOD
MORIKAWA MANIA
>>154210194What one well-placed pen to the eye could have done for a generation. Dammit, Sam.
>lol Rory winssovlless
When was the last time the Masters had this many contenders?
nice shot
>uuuuooaghhh
PULLING AWAY WITH BIRDIE RORY'S TIME
Absolutely beautiful.
Get this fucking DEI announcer off my broadcast. WTF you doing CBS?? >7 way playoffGary Bettman approves
war of the rose-roys
Bryson would have dog walked these journeymen
he won
scheffler edging
Scottie would be -20 right now if he could make 8 foot putts
Big Dick Rory
rory is winning this
it's over, scottiebros
>rory hitting good shots again>scottie chokingit's over
>>154210220ya mama
McIlGOD
GWAN RORY
Win or lose, you gotta credit Young with aggressive strategy. Takes balls when you're one shot off the lead.
CAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Rory is on so much trt what a fucking fraud
>>154210201Why
>>154210253tell your dad that some french guy wants to remind him that he was wrong.
Nobody has won until at least the 15th tee. Then you can make your guesses.
HOLY SHIT THAT FAKE OUT WITH ROSE
>>154210268Roidy McIlroid
>li imploding
kek. the tracker fucked up immelman there...kek
HOWEVER
>>154210274IT'S HEADED RIGHTAT IT
Not looking good for Li
>scottie trapped in par purgatory
>in b4 another heartbreaking Rose defeat
They should have let Trump play for the lolz
How is Hatton already through the 66th hole?
>>154210299AHHHHHHH MAO SAVE ME.
>Li Haotong +1 after a triple into a quint (with a putt into the water on 13)ho lee fuk
>>154210299after he tripled 12 too
>Announcer yells UH OH>golfer actually hits one of the best shots of the day
thank god rory is such a bad putter
>>154210305>heartbreaking Rose defeat
Somehow this becomes bogey
>>154210299I hope the CCP goes easy on him
>>154210325Nice reverse jinx
>2 upit's ogre
>>154210327He's lost twice in playoffs at Augusta. You don't those broke his poor little English heart?
HE'S BACK
IT IS ABSOLUTELY RORY TIME
RORY MCILMASTERS
OH NO NO NO
SLOW AND STEADY ROSE
please get the ball in, rose.NOOOOOOO
>>154210314BALL TOO LO!
any streams going? all the old reliable ones are borked and I cba using a vpn
>have a putt for eagle>hit it 200 feet past the hole
How does someone who grew up working class and had parents who worked 100 hour weeks to pay for him to play golf end up so ungrateful and unlikeable?
the hell they said this would be a low scoring final day but none of the top 10 have done much besides go up in score
>deep into the evening do americans really think 10pm is super late? kek
Scottish intermissionary post.
>>154210371golfstreams.me
>>154210389Rory's holding
think i'm going to head out. mcilory has this wrapped up.
>>154210390Yeah we actually have to get up and go to work on Monday.
LMFAO Rose hahahahaha how do you miss that?!?!?
Holy shit, Rose choking hard.
THIS FLOWER IS WILTIN
The bloom is off the rose
HUGE ADVANTAGE
>10 underit's over
Nice chokejob, Rose-man.
Fuck Rory
>>154210401thank you anon. I will visit and support your local economy one day.
>>154210409work starts at 9am, why would I be in bed 11 hours before then
ROSE KWAB.
>>154210390Not everyone is a welfare queen like you.
Welp
>>15421039010pm Sunday evening is when you're at home getting ready for the work week. If you are out getting drunk you are a loser
Rose sucks
It's okay Rose just needs a HIO on the 16th
>7-way playoff still in play after Rose triple putts a par This is going into tomorrow
>>154210388The real question is why are 90% of these guys such cunts for no reason?
>>154210431goodstay away from Brussels
>>154210390working people get up at 5 am
Kek, what a KWAB
>>154210437>spending time with people makes you a LOSERlmaolmfao
So goes the rose, petal by petal
Welp bros, it was a fun tournament but Rory's got this one wrapped up. I'm off to play vidya and then goon to some foot stuff.
>>154210425no, it’s under
>>154210419
>>154210447Not him but I've only ever been to Ypres.
>Rose choking>Scheffler barely eeking out parsIt's ogre
>>154210390it's not SUPER late, but it's best to be near settled or getting that way at 10pm.
>>154210175Why does Russell Henley make that face after every shot
>>154210455I wanna get into foot stuff what do you like
Theres no way Rory chokes the lead right?
Rory's in the zone. Gonna take something special from the rest of the pack or a monumental choke from Rory. Both possible.
>>154210437fuckin pansyprobably means you got a shit job if you have to go to bed at 10pm, which is apparently really late in the evening
>>154210464scottie will find a way
>>154210450>IF YOU AREN'T A DEGENERATE IRRESPONSIBLE LOSER SPENDING TIME WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO FUTURE LIKE YOURSELF AND DRINKING BOOZE THEN YOU ARE LMFAO!Cringe
It's Cams time to shine.
SCOTTIE SCHEFFGOD
Ooh aah up the Ro say ooh ahh up the Ro
>>154210474Bunkers looking tasty is playing over and over in his head
scottie parfler
Rory is in a flow state. Its over.
>>154210471>get into foot stuffNo one says this
>>15421039010PM on a school night? Yeah
>>154210479I work in surgery saving peoples' lives 12+ hour days. How about you broke boy?
I get drunk every night until about 1am and I make it to work at 7:30a just fine every day. I'm scheduled at 7am, but whatever.
>>154210462Bruges is fantasticAntwerp is nice tooDinant is goodGhent is a liberal hellhole filled with junkies and trannies
>>154210434>>154210437>>154210448>>154210466I work from home, my job is literally in the same chair I'm sitting in right now, and it starts in 10 and a half hoursblue collar cvcks need not reply
Why do some of these faggot announcers call him Rosie?
>>154210483>projecting this hardare you gonna be ok bro?
>>154210520It's endearing
>>154210507You're so cool. Thank you for doing what you do.
>>154210437if you had any job worth doing you’d be able to give tomorrow a swerve if you wanted. Being some slave with no decision making ability or authority isn’t impressive
>>154210509Grim
>>154210514>Ackshually, i'm a day-time 4chan jannykek.
>>154210474Mate, yesterday everyone was saying he was home and hosed before he even teed off and then he shot a +1. Not over until it's over. His most dangerous opponent today is himself.
>>154210532see>>154210507
>>154210507certified accountant managing several multi million euro businesses, including your shitty LLC that you think is so goddamn important
Stream chat really going at it...
>>154210507calm down buddy, you're just a body mechanics.
>>154210509Same. I don't really get bad hangovers. 8 out of 10 times I don't even feel it when I wake up.
>>154210437Its the mastersSemi relatedCan any of you even break 90 at your local muni
>>154210544>Soon to be AI casualtykek that anon bodied your arrogant ass
>>15421039010-11 is when evening change to night
>toothpaste flag night owlswill never know greatness
>>154210514hydrate, check your posture and don't forget to walk anon. sitting down the is body killer.
It's over
It's over.
>>154210545>they're all mulitmillionaire CEOs
Fuck sake Callaway! Stop showing the wrong way to repair ball marks!
>>154210545looks like these threads kek
lads I'm starting to worry that Justin Rose may never win a green jacket
ROSE?more like SHRUNK
Anybody else watch hoping to see everyone fuck up and have meltdowns? My favorite part of the Masters
its overshould have put all my money into rory
>>154210545>Le social construct wealth True wealth is being known as a dangerous man that is feared
>>154210579heh
McIlGOAT finna do it again
did scottie miss that putt?
>>154210579I don't get it
>>154210544more like certified fag
>>154210576he's fine, he got an olympic gold medal
>>154210507which means you also have the power to not save them - scary
>>154210589You'll have to be more specific...
>>154210559Mate it's not even midnight yet
Knappy headed hoe.
>>154210583What was he paying after the double bogey on 4 today? Anyone that jumped on then would be happy right now.
>>154210579what plant is called shrunkcould I buy shrunk at the garden centre
>>154210559I bet this guy was fun at parties
No one gives a shit where any you fags work and your sleep schedules. Talk about golf.
The crowd should just start roaring near Rory to make him think someone's on his ass
>>154210604
>>154210559Counter point: He's bald and fat.
How are Scheffler's ankles not fucked yet?
Someone should just follow Rory and fake sneezing if that's all it takes to disrupt his rhythm
>>154210542>”I work in surgery”That’s an interesting choice of words. Sort of like saying you “work in golf” and implying you’re a player, but you actually collect glasses in the barI don’t care about your dumbshit wagie existence, whatever it is. Also, anyone in the medical industry in any capacity is a scumbag. Have another vaccine you retard
kek, just read mcilroy's caddy's lips, pretty sure I saw "fucking asshole" directed at the dickhead who sneezed.
Why is my stream only covering shitters I want to watch Rory and Scottie kino
>>154210593doctors are mostly goddamn morons that can't make smart decisions to save their life, except that of other people
NO SNEEZING
>>154210561I'm actually really big on wellness and ergonomics, have a Steelcase Gesture chair and a sit stand desk, drink at least 2L of water every day... good looking out though thank you :)
>>154210620got more global pussy than you can dream of
>>154210605He was always the highest chance bet. I only put £1.50 into him and will get £4.05 for him. So I have more money in stakes than rewards. Not too much, but still.
>>154210613>talk about golf
>>154210630Just turn on CBS?
General question: How do americans book tee times?
>>154210641Sorry, golf OR racism
Rory and Cam with the exact same shot.
SCOTTIE DOESN'T KNOWDON'T TELL SCOTTIE
>>154210507>I work in surgerysounds like the janitor who cleans the blood off the used utensils kek
>>154210627>SEETHEHoly copium. Here's some ointment I can prescribe you
>>154210636nice
>>154210613Me? Forklift operator working 6 12s a week, lower your tone.
CLIPPED IT
>>154210638Could he even keep it up or see it with how fat he was?
>>154210651Call the courseFuck booking online
>>154210651Online
I handle transactions for a multimillion dollar company (cashier at walmart)
>>154210627>Also, anyone in the medical industry in any capacity is a scumbag. Have another vaccine you retardAbsolutely seething
>>154210651you call them
scotty is kil
Scottie meltdown. Its over.
>>154210632i wasn't medical anon. just a drive by anon calling you a fag.
>>154210651The telegraph.
scottie screwed by the tree trimming staff
>cucked by a tree limbNot Scottie's day.
Was this the end of his career
I don't work.
>>154210557>trusting the retard machine to do literally anything involving moneylolLMAO
>>154210658You should be glad someone that smart spends time with us instead of mocking him. You might learn something like how to not be a complete loser
Scottie just screamed the no no word
>>154210651We fire off rounds from our AR-15s in morse code
>>154210687Which one
>>154210688King shit.
>>154210651>heyo i wanna nooner for a foursome>NO I DON'T WANT FRIES WITH THAT
>>154210687Everyone sorta memoryholes that he won The Open the year after that happened
>>154210660You can’t prescribe anything because you’re a wagie
>>154210693Did he call the tree a nigger?
>>154210687nah, this was.
>>154210693I'll have to hear that
>>154210651Online or phone. Do you telegram it in?
>>154210687no that was 10 years ago, and as of this week he's still playing
>>154210632>LET ME PUT DOWN THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE SOCIETY BETTER SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING A FAILURE
>>154210693him, a father and a christian doing such a thing??oh my heavens!
>>154210681fair enough anon i respect a good drive by
scottie you son of a bitch!
Literally every time they have cut to Henley he's putting for a birdie and misses.
>>154210687Humiliation ritual
how the fuck did he do that
>>154210693LMAO SCOTTIE
>>154210732many such cases
>>154210722
The doctor can actually afford to play golf unlike most of you kek
what is this druid golf magic
>>154210688wot, on the dole, mate? or a propah duke sittin on your throne, guvnah? blimey
>>154210722you have had sixty boosters and take orders fromnhysterical women and gay men
Please anyone but rory
>the doctor He literally said he "works" in surgery, not that he's a doctor kek
>>154210752No. I just don't work.
burns about to cuck them all
>>154210754???
reminder golf remains one of the purest sports and you'll never see a troon selling drinks or food at the turn.
>>154210769just kinda there, innit
>>154210760got real quiet since you called him on it
>>154210773Guy seems underage
Please rory
Why is Muhammad mad that the doctor can afford to play golf and he can't? Maybe he should get a better job
I'm so fucking overpaid for what I do at workIt does allow me to feed my golf addiction though
>>154210747golf isn’t expensive, apart from in your shithole
>>154210778What if i want a femboy cart gurl?
SCOTTIE'S IN
SCOTTIE
SCOTTIES BACK IN THE GAME
BIG COCK SCOTT
SCOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy FUCK that birdie
Is Rose too nice to win another major? Even rory can be a twat sometimes/use anger to power himself. Rose just doesn't have that edge. I think you either to be a prick or be a Jesus fag to do well, or both
Scottie pulling out a birdie after clipping that tree is seriously fucking impressive.
>T-2 Scheffler
SCOTTIEBROS
5 guys within 2 of the leader. what will happen?
Scottie you sunnabitch
>>154210789thanks for confirming you are too poor to play golf
Scottie DOES know
>>154210773You literally took the Covid vaccine
>>154210694Thanks, not surprising.>>154210712We connect our penises to the golf intranet and masturbate, each course has a different number of strokes. Then tap penis in wood, then strokes again for what time you want.Like an old analog phone basically
I really want a gigantic playoff
too little too late scootie
SCHEFF CURRY
>scottie finally birdies>too fucking late cause rory birdied againlmaooooo
NEVER DOUBT SCOTTIE
NEED a 5+ golfer playoff
RORY'S BACK
Rory closing the door
oh shit this game is good
RORY MCILROY WINS THE MASTERS
>>154210800no dawg in him
>>154210807*3
>>154210813Praise KEK! SHADILAY!
>>154210807oops make that within 3
RORY WILL WIN THE MASTERS THREE TIMES IN A ROW
IT'S JOEVER
TOO FUCKING LATE SCOTTIE
RORY LETSGOOOOO
Ror's putt improved immensly in 12 month. What a fucking disaster it was last year, a miracle he won
how based are the masters? >oh u want a sandwich? thatll be 1.50 please and thank you!>oh u want to watch at home? no prob dog heres a HQ livestream for free and heres some special cams to if u want too no tip required
Yes I am here to bandwagon and bask in the shared glory
Rory could pass for 45 years old.
>>154210651I show up at 2 in the afternoon and no one else is there so they just send me out.
I never doubted...
lets say i went to take a piss or get a beer and i come back and someone took my seat at the masters. what do i do?
>>154210842Its roryTheres a huge possibility of choking
>>154210849Most based event in sports.
>>154210860cry harder
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
Rory's got this in the bag, fags.
>>154210849The only other sporting event that compares is IndyCar. They let you bring in outside food, water, beer, etc. and you can sit right up against the track with cars coming by at 200mph
SCOTTIE YOU FUCKING LEGEND
>>154210859Burp and fisticuffs
Rose's got an easy eagle here
>>154210851p much all golfers in their 20s to 40s seem older than are tbf. Scheffler could pass for someone in his 40s. Spieth looked like a middle aged divorcee right out the gate. What is it? Sun damage or something?
>>154210869I accept your admission
>>154210859Masters is full of rich white people. Golf courses and ski resorts are the only high trust societies we have in America. No one is taking your seat
Shefflerian.
>>154210832>vaxxie starts spouting gibberishClassic
>>154210850>different countrykek they're worse than us at geography
How come Rose always finishes top 5 in these kinds of majors but never* wins the big prizes?*US Open doesn’t really count
>>154210859I believe you are allowed to challenge the offending party to a duel: Pistols, 10 paces, No Quarter. Just far enough away to not disturb the golfers.
Rose will see this back 9 in his nightmares for the rest of his life.
thank you rory for choking 5/8ths of the final 36 to actually make this fun to watch even though him completing the all time choke would be even better. still time for splash city
these guys make 16 look so easy all week that I think even I could birdie iti'd probably make 5 or 6
>>154210882Nevermind
It's Rosever
>>154210887This, but unironically.
>it's McIlrover
>>154210886>admits he’s crying Concession accepted. W acquired.
>>154210899>back 9GET EM
Can't wait for 16 and see Rory choke again
>>154210892Just making fun of newfags who think their obsessions pass as actual jabs.
Do you think Rory would even piss on the people at Holywood if they were on fire? I don't
>>154210884Yep, sun is a killer for the skin
are we shilling for scottie because he's a chud?
Any anons been to the Masters? I have entered the lottery the past 5 years. No luck so far.
TURTLES
>>154210942I've only entered once
>>154210936realest nigga on the green after tiger benzo'd out
>>154210924he'd piss on you, and you'd be on your knees mouth wide open welcoming it
I love when they cut to a putt after the ads break and it's a miss
>>154210942Last time I got tickets to the Augusta National was for the women's amateur a couple of years ago. I haven't been to the Masters proper since 2019.
>>154210924Exactly. That's why I root against everyone and cheer for the caddies
No but I’ve been to The Open many, many times and met my now wife at the Old Course
those bird sounds are fake aren't they
>>154210957Hey if his piss is clear why not?
>>154210942Yeah it was awesome
rorybros...
>>154210942My colleague is there right now. I tried to find him in the crowd because he's the only brown guy there
Id let scottie fuck me desuI ain't even gay
Scheffler ALL IN
THERE'S A CHANCE>>154210996Why did you let him in?
GODDIE SCHEFFGOD IS COMING FOR YOUR ASS RORY
Wind cucked...
rorychuds....we got too cocky
>Scheffie sleepwalking in to potential victorywould be the most anti-climactic shit ever, i'd rather see Rory over Scheffie
Scottiesisters, we're still alive
if scottie gets it to -12 then it gets interesting
>>154210976I went to Portrush last year for Sunday, first time at a gold tournament, was very enjoyable, I'm going to Thursday this year at Birkdale
rory collapse scottie surgeThank you for your attention in this matter
you could cut the tension with a knife
Rory Scottie playoff for the ultimate kino
Rose looks like an alien.
Whatever happened to that guy Luke Donald who was ranked number one in like 2010?
anything can happen
>Scottie and Li pair for the final day>one is on -11 the other is on 0oof
>>154211033Thats all british people...
>>154211036isn't he the Ryder cup captain? guess he aged out and retired
here comes Scottie!he's juiced after that drive
>>154211033he's Snoke
>>154211047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1iBYOEnKhM
>>154211043rory gets cucked on the 15th
So Augusta National prob has a big ass database of people who are never allowed back. Like they prob have some contract with a company that tracks these people and shit right. In case they move around.
rory choke incoming
>>154211036focused on dominating the Ryder Cup
>>154211058Running out of time
SCOTTIE ROSE RORY CAM ON
>>154211046Li has had an eventful day
>>154211036Spanking yanks every other year
Scottie or Rose. One of these must win.
>>154211076Chinksisters...
NEED rory to get wet again
https://youtu.be/t3bjKmQXtIg?si=dzMVAo3Ify9vfNG8
Why is the Irish guy rooting for a Brit like Rory?
>>154211088>Disgusting comment
>>154211088Wtf does this even mean
>>154211076Matsuyama top asian bet coming up big at the end
>>154211096have you heard northern irish accents?
rory about to get double penetrated
>>154211102Retards drool alot
>>154211096he's irish, he plays for ireland in the olympics
>>154211102retard
>>154211109Disgusting comment
>EGG SALADwhy
Some anon last year said Rose was such a nerd he had a venn diagram on his shirt and it was funny
>>154211124Egg salad is pretty good.
>>154211113Most Englishmen are at least a quarter Irish.
I need that EGG SALAD hat
Did rose just say something about using "the lavi"?
>>15421107610 on the 13th hole will do that to ya
>>154211113His passport and citizenship say otherwise
If scott makes this putt I will jizz and post itt
Sgoddie is going to snatch the jacket from Roidy
could scottie actually do it?
Rosesisters...
>>154211106Only cos he's scared of getting threats from the provoshe's a spiritual Britishman, despite the virtue signalling
>Most Englishmen are at least a quarter Irish
ITS HAPPENING
Rorysissies...
>>154211124Egg salad and Pimento cheese are the staple sandwiches at the Masters.
here comes the scheduled rory collapse
Just need Rory to choke like a faggot and we're good.
>>154211133you lost>>154211147he decided to cuck the UK by playing for ireland in the olympicsthey lostmicks won
>That exasperated gasp from Rory
>>154211124For me, it's the Augusta National Pimento Cheese Sandwich
RORY CHOKE
>>154211172feet.
>>154211124>>154211134That guy has been at the 16th hole the whole tournament.
RORY JUST PUT IT IN DA FOOKIN PINE NEEDLES
>>154211159>provosanon it's not 1992 anymore
>>154211155he'll probably make -12 now on 17, Rory just sliced his drive on 15 to hell so not unlikely that he goes to -12it's gonna be close
Rory still makes birdie here
>>154211177For me, it's the Masters Club. I can crush like five of those bitches no problem.
>>154211173>golf>olympicskek that shit is pathetic
Rory sucks lmao
Young's driver's shaft is super short, is it a mini?
if he loses hes britishif he wins he's irish
>>154211147People in NI are eligible for both British and Irish passports.
>>154211198No way. Lay up, get it close, tap in for parNo way hes goes for it here
>>154211205it's not the size, mate. It's how you use it.
>>154211202the olympics is the canonical battleground of international sport
>>154211216It's like being the child of a divorce and they both trying to buy your love
>>154211230based dicklet
score some facking holes
>>154211211accurate
THAT WAS THE TOURNAMENT RIGHT THEER
C'EST FINI
OH NO SCOTTIE
>>154211067I'm sure all the pro sports use facial recognition at events now.
Scottie would be up 10 shots on everyone if he didn't suck dick at 10 ft putts
nice fakkin choke
I cant stand the braid rope on new hats...
Now we wait for the rorypocalypse
rory sisters....
wew lad
>>154211124cultural tradition - one of many they're trying to erase - and yeah it's tasty and protein-rich
Scottie doesn't know..
>>154211260that's an old 80s style that they brought back
Rory melty is the only way he wins now.
They deployed the magnet on that Scottie putt. I saw it wiggle.
>>154211256if ryan fox had birdied every hole, instead of missing the cut he'd be 68 under par right now about to win the masters.
>>154211230do you live in north carolina?https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/north-carolina-micropenis-challenge
>>154211172unpleasant narcissistic woke female skater gets all the attention instead of based patriotic hockey players - never change, US sports media
How long until they mandate that half the crowd has to be BIPOC?
Every commercial block on Sky Sports is nothing but betting websites. You alright there Britbongs?
MAGNET TREE
Rose must've swore something big for them to censor it
HOLY SAVED
Rose gets a Young special off the tree
kek...audio cut out there for a second...What was that, Justin?
Rose paid tribute to the tree gods
BANK SHOT OFF THE TREE BY ROSE
>>154211308You're pretending the hockey team didn't get attention?
The tree gods are back
1999 Tiger Woods would bootyblast all these posers and fuck their wives.
Wtf!!
>>154211320he said a naughty word
>>154211331That grunt lmao
>>154211320Justin seething
jesus christ Rory, that was fucking close
>>154211307I bet he could make a mint appearing at bachelorette parties
>GOD CUNT FAGGOT BITCH!Jesus, Rose. You CANNOT say that at Augusta!
>the rose knows
RORY ABOUT TO BOGEY SCHEFFY ABOUT TO BIRDIE
Rory got so lucky. next time he won't be
Something wonky about this years tournament
Your 2026 Masters champion
>>154211331HNNNNNGGGHH
>tributary of rae's creekit's rae's creek
>>154211331and people say scottie's follow through looks bad
>>154211366You think they're forcing a Rory win?
lots of tree luck this masters
>>154211369That's a nice tree
>>154211333for a few days then disappeared - this skater is still everywhere - try to keep up
Rory is fucking annoying
>>154211366The weather is nice, so these guys aren't getting as screwed over as years past from random wind gusts
>>154211376Theres magnets in the balls...
Never doubted
Meanwhile when i hit a tree i lose my ball
Irminsul be praised.
>>154211376No, just seems like a big pack that are each having roller coaster days. Lots of chokes and redemption holes, weird shit like that tree kick
>>154211390Thanks, Dottie
>>154211372>your media pass has been revoked
I need this to wrap up so I can go watch the new Malcom in the Middle.
I hate Rory he has the face of a goblin
Just wait til 16. Rory is gonna choke, it's in the script
>>154211385headcanon
>>154211372>>154191267
why does nobody say what hole it is
>>154211422DELETE THIS
will rory ever lose again?
>the american seethe posts are startingthings are looking good, rorybros
I just realized 15 is a par 5Fuck me
>>154211411Dottie got a bigger dick than half these anons
>>154211421He just irish. leave him alone. english look like elves. no wonder were tolkien got all of his ideas.
BURNSGODS
>That Burns puttholy shit
GOD
Damn what a putt
MONTY BURNS
Scottie DOESN'T know
RIP SCOTTIE
SCOTTIE DOESN'T KNOW
New in a few>>154211471
SCHEFFLER'S FUCKING OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT IT'S ROSE/RORY
Imagine if scottie could play golf the first 2 days
>>154211445No dumb dumb the Elves are more Gaelic, Nordic and Finnish. Gondor is Anglo Saxon.
Huge back 2 back Scottie chokes. HUGE
Gravity wins again, Scottie.
It's over, Rory 2 putts his way to another one
Can we all agree Scottie is the biggest fraud?
>professional golfer>can't put 8ftkek I can do that shit for all that money and I'm better looking
it’s over scottiebros
>>154210175Scheffler cooked
>>154211489i'm talking santa's elves, not just tolkien universe.
Yup, it's ogre. Congrats, Rorychuds.
CHOKELER
Suffah Scottie
They just showed me, how do you like my Egg Salad hat
Well its over nowShame thr leaderboard was Fraud Central this year
uh oh rory
>>154211538No phones allowedIm calling the cops
>>154211538do a sieg heil next time just to confirm
>>154211538Silly goose, you can't have your phone out at the Masters.
>>154211538The egg salad boomers are out this year
>>154211369The Larch
3-way playoff or semen slurping sport, call it.
Is Scottie about to cry?
>>154211586Golf's a game, not a sport.
>>154211507no he was 23rd going into the back 36 he's going to make 2 million+ by going -11 for the final 2 days and there's still a chance rory rorys and forces OT
What happens if i sneeze at the masters? Its georgia in the middle of spring, pollen is everywhere
Tbh Augusta isn't even that great of a course, if I was a famous millionaire and got invited to be a member I would probably pass
>5 over on 13No good, Mr. Li
>>154211583thelarch
Damn Li had a collapse. Round of 80.
Wasn't the Chinaman like -9 at one point?
>>154211612Too bad golf is a 4 day gameFraudler is a mental midget that can only post one good score per week
>>154211647I will fuck your cunt bitxh fuck you
>>154211624>thinks there's pollen at the masters
If Rory wins. Who is going to give him the jacket?
Would you rather play a round at augusta or the old course?
>>154211634>>154211637triple-quintuple will do that to a nigga
>>154211668Augusta. Not a fan of the weather over there
>>154211668AugustaFuck scotland
>>154211667The commissioner I believe.
>>154211668moot question, because I can't afford either anyway.
2 good scores you mean. normally he dominates early and coasts to victory like tiger it's amazing he was able to to end up 2nd after being down 11 from the lead after the cut
>rosebud
>>154211668Hilton Head
>froze
kek how much money did Rose just throw away?
We're playing at heron lakes on Friday and need another person, any anon available?
Y'all think Trump is composing an essay-length congratulatory Truth Social post to the winner?
Jesus what a putt
>>154211740No, kushners doing it for him
>>154211740Only if the winner is a vocal supporter, i don't know but scottie seems like a potential chud
>>154211740He'll somehow throw in a comparison how the winner reminds him of himself and how he is winning in Iran. Praise Allah
Are british golfers typically tories?
>>154211668Augusta only because I can conceivably walk on to the Old Course as a single any day of the year
>>154211734Almost a million
Wasn't Rory -12 on Friday? Surely he'd be closer to -24 by now right??
>>154211998Didn't need to, had it won after 2 rounds
>>154211740the only way he'd do it is if he mentions a trump golf course in the same truth
>>154211998He'll get to -36, dont worry.
>>154210611He had the cash to hold parties himself
