Recker on top edition
early
Blessed Braves
>>154214424kys
>>154213638but what about anon's Islanders
Mariners won that ballgame and that series btw.
The Guardians of Traffic are based and White coded
Braves win!
Schneeman is a doubles machine, he should not be hitting in front of Rocchio who can only Walk
Mestfags spent all offseason telling me trading Nimmo and letting Alonso good where good movesI would like an update you non ball knowing retards
Holy shit GG Injuns. I think my Braves might be good this year.
>>154214457why do games end so early on Sunday? it's barely 7pm. atleast there's NBA right now
>braves are the only team left to not lose a series based Walt keeping the club on track
>>154214479And making tackles on the in field
>>154214477For the European market
>>154214457People do love traffic
>>154214469I remember metsfrens being upset about alonso leaving, particularly the fashion with which he left (as soon as possible as if he was stoked to be out of there)
>>154214477Travel days, respect of the Christian Sabbath, and a gentlemanly yield to the NBA during the final stretch.
>>154214469Nimmo and Alonso have been so good with their new teams, I don't know why Mets let them go.
>braves are good>A's are good>Bucs are good>O's are good>no team has over 10 lossesFinally we have parity in a pro sports league
>>154214451At least they have women’s basketball LOL.
>Riley Greene killed Parker Meadows>immediately remembers how to hit a ballHuh? Okay.
>>154214485It's the blood vessel of the economy
>>154214499and then there's the Dodgers steamrolling everyone.
>>154214499get rid of the dodgers and this would be the most exciting season of baybaw id ever seen
kek doyerpacos
>>154214499It's only April. A lot of baseball left to play.
Where can a sad Boricua get his ass fucked 'round here?!
>>154214498it's a chess move you wouldn't understand
poodrepacos kek
>>154214499and all they had to do was deflate the baseball
>>154214457I'm sure the white, college-educated liberals that pressured Cleveland felt very proud of erasing Indian representation in favor of these guardians
>>154214512you just started watching
>>154214521The move is to get worse and let the commie Lindor do what he wants got it
Yay! My Jays can't lose tomorrow!
>>154214530him and every doyer fan, so what?
reckerposting isn't funny
>>154214521It seemed personal
Swedebro was speaking for all of us
>>154214479Don't mess with a guy with cauliflower ear, or his pitcher
>>154214533>Yay!i'm so happy
>>154214530is it that obvious...
>>154214511My dog liked the green beans
>>154214551where'd he go?
>>154214543Okay? Let me nut in peace chile..
>>154214574>My dog liked the green beansMaking memories.
>Trump crashing out at the popesox on twatter What a loser kek
>>154214587no loser, no loser. you're the loser.
>>154214543It’s not meant to be funny.
>>154214579Hope he’s dead tbqh
Dats a meatball
https://youtu.be/OszEDoyyEBA?si=Ty_yyqoL7myQK55HFound OPs YouTube channel.
>>154214596doggiedoo ‘em!
>>154214597I look like her
>>154214618pham's intangibles are off the charts
>>154214628straightest mariners fan
>>154214618
>>154214628Women’s discipleship
>>154214618any new frank material after today's game? I don't have xwitter
>>154214640How do people not just beat his ass at the stadium?
https://x.com/jomboy_/status/2043425639814824321?s=46kek, why was John Schneider red as a tomato over this?
>>154214650Citifield doesn’t have that vibe. It’s very chill. I was yelling obscenities my last outing there as an away fan and nobody wanted smoke.
>>154214618Tommy Pham a real nigga, he kept Manny machudo ego in check. Loved pham, he was a baller.
pham could heem everyone itt
Legacy Builder
>>154214677>lindor wanted him
>>154214664i like pham, frank is a paid retard of the barstool jew
His condition worsens.
>>154214700>Tommy fucking Shamu
>>154214646https://x.com/mattpiperjenks/status/2043508917234176047?s=46
New york Sparkling wiggles
jazz not knowing the rules is boone's fault
>>154214726Kek I wonder how many pairs of glasses he chews apart during a season
>>154214646https://x.com/njtank99/status/2043422054389567919?s=46
>>154214726>>154214767https://x.com/NjTank99/status/2043394756445606333
>>154214760Who’s fault is it that jazz forgot what a tag is called?
>>154214795White supremacy.
>>154214726are mets the only team with a lolcow?
jazz needed a mentor and his team failed him
>>154214767Those head veins are disgusting.
>>154214776Recker mentioned
>>154214805Nah https://www.mlb.com/gameday/822996/video/jazz-chisholm-jr-discusses-last-play-of-the-game
>>154214832He will be a met come January. Also: https://nypost.com/2025/03/17/sports/mets-bohan-adderley-leaning-on-jazz-chisholm-jr-for-advice/
>>154214805stankees have the brother of that actorphilthies have this guy https://streamable.com/nqndlo
>>154214805>>154214628
>>154214805Frank is the inevitable result of a Jewish blood feud between Steve Cohen and Dave Portnoy. And by blood I of course mean money.
I do wanna take a quick break from Mestposting to remind everyone that Doggie Doos fans tried to earnestly claim Roki was a better starter than reliever
the league of .500 win traders god blessget those bets in
>>154214922He’ll be serviceable for the dodgers if they keep him. He’s still developing.
Why do the Mascots keep trying to have sex with Meredith?https://x.com/yesnetwork/status/2043390435968639119?s=46
Who are the weirdest /mlb/ psoters?
>>154214961you
>>154214961me
>>154214943He should be developing at AAA
>>154214976He should be developing in the pacific theatre
AA Binghamton
>>154214988Ya sister’s ass is nicknamed the pacific theatre
>>154215022Is that hairstyle achievable natty
>>154215029I think that’s the only way it’s achievable
>>154215022thats Blake Snell
>>154215061Snell on the right and who he thinks he is in his head on the left
https://x.com/meals_by_cug/status/1803184149005738139?s=46
I once saw Roy halladay pitch a 2 hit shutout in Toronto
Make fun of my microwaved meals now
>>154215099>fries in the microwaveFucking gross
>>154215061That's Nick Wright
>>154215099mommy doesn't at least put the freezer fries in the oven?
>>154215109>>154215117Fries are frozen everywhere you shit eaters go.
>>154215109>>154215117Fryolator actually
>>154214453ELITE planning and execution.
>>154215099Shit foodShit photo
>>154215099Buy a toaster over m8
>>154215122Yeah but the microwave destroys fries. Shit is awful.
>>154215122>low quality food is good because...it just is ok?
>>154215139It tasted great. >>154215142>>154215145See: >>154215132
French Fry Aficionado got me. It’s over. Why even live?
>>154215167Is he Fryspie?
I'm going to get free curly fries tomorrow from Arby's because my tigers scored at least 3 runs today
>>154215114thats an NPC from Schedule 1
>>154215176With purchase of what?
>>154215182idk what the required purchase is, I usually get a roast beef sandwich with large curly fries + the free small curly fries
>>154215178o shid
>>154215188Not free then, is it?
>>154215189Whats that? Another stupid game?
>>154215195That's true, I'm a raped slave for Arby's curly fries
play outer wilds
>>154215215I have and I am >>154215201Comfy drug dealer sim, I think developed by an Aussie iirc
/mlb/ is more of a /ck/ colony than a /fit/ colony if you know what I mean
>>154215238What an absolute unit!
>>154215201its a pretty basic but addictive drug dealer simnot trying to take itself too seriously but has a good gameplay loop that means theres always something to do next
>>154215099I would kill to have a microwavebeen banned here for a decade
It's time to celebrate a series win!
Good bye guys. Thanks for all the laughs
>>154215262I haven’t owned one for six years. Only thing I miss it for is reheating leftovers. I know how to cook though.
>>154215266Games start early tomorrow.
>>154215266Fuck you and I’ll see ya tomorrow
>niggas in here don’t have microwaves lole dumb niggas
>>154215286I cook my own food, with a stove and oven. Need I tell you it’s homemade?
The roof caved in on my rental property. Tenants got injured apparently. Can’t lie I knew there was structural issues but they already rented and I would have to house them temporarily to build a new roof.
You can make literally anything with a cast iron frying pan.
>>154215305Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>154215238If you think /sp/ mods are bad don’t wander into /ck/At least if you want to make it out in one piece…
>>154215315Tomatoes are inherently disgusting. They taste like bile.
>>154215315I asked and she said it was fine.
>>154215319Grow the fuck up no one cares. Picky eaters are such faggots. God I hate picky eaters
>>154215302can you larp as a billionaire who got in a ski accident and became a vegetable next
>>154215319>>154215323Stainless steel mogs ya
>>154215319The best part about summer is slicing a just picked tomato and eating it in a sandwich with white bread and mayonnaise WHILE baseball is coming on the tv.
>>154215327What is the flavor of a tomato? It taste like ass. You and all ranch/onion/pickle eaters can burn in hell.
>>154215336>stainless steel>stains very easily
>>154215338This anon is going places >>154215340This anon is going nowhere
>>154215338>mayo-tomato SammyAt least pretend you’re making something edible like a caprese.
>>154215305Can you post the sexual mouse images I prefer those
>>154215353
>>154215352Nah he’s right, heirloom tomato slices, salt, and mayo on a good Portuguese bread is a top tier sandwich. You need good tomatoes though, not supermarket bullshit.
Bruh, what's even Soto doing on the Mets nowadays. Usually MLB glaze tf outta him, I have not even heard from him. Is the Mets really that bad?
>>154215362mest are shit and Lindor turned the entire team into his communist hellhole
>>154215362He was the best bat in the lineup then he strained a calf or something
>>154215353sorry>>154215352an alternative I like is a nice sourdough baguette with some pesto and a fresh garden tomato slice. you can add mozzarella slice if you want but idk, it doesn't really add too much
>>154215362he got hurt a few games back
>>154215364>t. retard posting Frank the tank as a gag is one thing but actually believing it is seriously hilarious
>>154215362Mets are going to win the World Series.
>>154215377t. retarded commie
>>154215377but it's true, how else can you explain how bad lindor is now that he spends all his nights at his dacha and his days schmoozing with the presidium?
>>154215377You need to go the way of your people, xir.
>>154215382Marxist Leninist Board
>>154215377It’s hilarious how easy it is to get the faggot mestfag to replyHe has to defend his maiden mests honor at all times
Met fans are insufferable and retarded.Mets as an organization are insufferable and retarded.
>>154215392Fr they’re gangstalking me bro. The Metscord utilize a rotating proxy to report all antimets posts directly to the mods.
Baystar bros how we feeling sitting at 5-8
>>154215404Sweet headcanon. What’s the Mets record again?
>>154215408Why is NPB on at such difficult hours?
>>154215404>cohen spends more money on a jew defense discord than on his shit ass team I believe it
*you feel a wave of positivity roll over you*
>>154215415crisp
Stizokee losing it again kek
>>154215263Oh my, is that a scrumptious IPA?! Praise be to xwOBACON!!
>>154215415>>154215421>>154215263how did you know?
>>154215421your mets could you some /positive mindset/ right nowall the best for the dodgers tomorrow
>>154215424>stizokeeIs that your gay lover?
>>154215433Mets will do something stupid like win the series in LA then get swept by the cubs before anyone gets too excited.
>metsfags don’t understand advanced irony
>>154215443You don’t understand public ip addresses lol
>>154215445you pee on dresses? in public?
>>154215445Take a hint.
Let's all stop bullying da mets!
>>154215454no ipip
>>154215464Another victim of not understanding advanced irony. I feel like explaining myself just ruins the sincerity of what I’m trying to convey so I’ll just leave it at that.
>>154215475no he's in jail for stealing shohei's money
>>154215433thanks lad, they need itlack of offence today was concerning going into LA but I remain hopeful (kek)Nolan starting the second game so keen to see how he goes at least
>>154215464I’ll start bullying your shit ass ringless team too if you want
Let's all be kinder to each other
>>154215497Agreed. I always try to be kind to other people
>>154215494why would I want something so horrible
>>154215503FAGGOTiners kek!!!
>>154215497This!
>>154215506no... NO!
>>154215506no... NO!!!
Pooston has the second most rbi and the worst record lol
fa got e ners fa got e nersfa got e ners, fa got e nersfa got e ners fa got e ners
Cmon people nowSmile on your bother Everybody get together Try to love one another right now
>>154215518Who has the most walks? M's gotta be up there.
>>154215497we're all in this together
>>154215503>>154215506kek
>>154215521>>154215525:D
>>154215524Angels, ms are 4th
>>154215518Ice cold bat bros, we may be into something
>>154215518it's even worse, they've scored the most runs in baseball period
>>154215529fuck... FUCK!!!!
>>154215477understanding advanced irony? yeah I didnt study blacksmithing at school because im not 400 years old
>>154215530
>>154215553is this the beary poster?
>>154215559not nice enough!
>brownoid hours on /mlb/
>>154215565Sorry…
>>154215553He got puffier and inflamed. Did Jewish God bless him with a virgin pregnancy?
>>154215565Yo siento…
They played the sad intro on talkin' yanks today :D
>>154215565The noid got killed off thou
>>154215565my skin isn't the only thing that's brown kek....you smell that?
>>154215565misericordia por favor
>>154215565Por favora fucka my Asshola ayatollah
>>154215570Idk man the eyebrows are crazy, it’s not fake either that screenshot came from his own page
>>154215565what do you think aussies and kiwis look like?
>>154215595
>>154215619I look like this and I do this
>>154215619thats my goal body and lifestyle
>>154215627Hell I respect ya kiwifren
>https://x.com/NYM3stooges/status/2043429570750087381Metsxisters... How do we respond??
>>154215627you look like THIS and you do THIS
>>154215631the cunt governor is making us pay to float down the creek on innertubes now
I have never tried Utz chips before, is it good, LA Bros?
>>154215677what is utz chips?
>>154215669>t. /ptg/ poster
>>154215688>he knows too much
>>154215692Those were the days but Blumpf lost
>>154215697Or did he?
>>154215677Nah son hit me with the lays bbq and the Arizona arnold palmer
>>154215703their arnold palmers are too sweet
>>154215632
>>154215700Pope Leo MINDFUCKED Trump!!
>>154215731Popesox got the worst BA in baseball tho.
Gm Mariners nation
>>154215784FAGGOTiners
>>154214551Oh, I miss him, the honorary Swede.
Pepesox got the hot hand
>>154215805true>>154215784>12:28amgm!
>>154215792Watch your mouth, buddy!
First post of the second half of the thread here belongs to the reckerposters
>>154215891This is his majesty's Mariners thread. *keelhauls you*
We ride! You in, hombre?!
>>154215999sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiii
>>154215899Based
>>154216150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JETldCmGED4
gawd
Boston had the worst record in the AL......until Cardinal pitching got them well in a hurry.
>>154215340Genuine question: did your parents just let you eat whatever you want when you were a kid? What is your diet like today?
>>154216651tendies and fries
[COMFORING NEWS] The Tribe is still ahead of the other division leaders, and 2 games ahead of the tigers and royals.
>>154216517
STRAIGHTinersCHADinersBVLLiners
For me it was marinsaars
gm
>>154216778FAGGOTiners
>>154216778Many are saying this
>>154216778True
>>154216778Nobody straight is saying this
>>154216778As a straight man I say this often
>Sorry just pussy for me Kek can you imagine??
>>154215518wish they had LOB on the statcast page so I can laugh at my jaysises being #1 by like 15 or something
Guys last night I went home with a cubs girl. It was going alright, until I found out she had a dick. Frankly, I was disgusted. I blew her, but don't think I am going to call her back. Anyway, go Braves!
What do I get cause I just seem to loseYou make me regret those times I spent with youAnd playing your game as I wait for your callNow I give up so good bye and so long
Whos winning the AL East?
>>154217099O's
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw9jv2hJMQs
Good morning to you all. I hope you all have a nice Monday, and a nice week as well.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE PERU BOTDO NOT REPLY TO THE PERU BOTDO NOT HUMOUR THE PERU BOTKILL THE PERU BOTKILL THE PERU BOT KILL THE PERU BOT
>>154217099That would be the Os
>>154217154What's has Peru ever done to anyone?
>>154217154>kill yourself my man.jpg it's called the British Isles
No one has ever followed, “ITS UP!!!!” with a good post.
>>154217144u2 friendly LLM
just post a timestamp peruano... please....
>>154217181Never going to happen.
>>154217159>>154217167>>154217167>>154217179>>154217181Here, have a Peruvian breakfast. I hope you all like coffee.
URRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHFAGGOT!!!
>>154217202youre trying to hard lil bro
>>154217198I was reading about Peruvian breakfasts earlier
>>154217215I'm not trying at all
Never thought the Poopoos and Barves would get to double digit wins before the entire AL.
How we feeling about the challenges so far? I'm a pretty big fan but I may be biased because my boy Dingler is great at calling them.
Recker
>>154217218>Aussie has been assimilated none are safe
>>154216651Nah I just ate soups and whatever my mom cooked. When you eat something so much you get tired of it. I don’t eat home cooked crap anymore either unless I make it.
>Last night's game was on at a reasonable hour for me>So is tonight's game tooIncredible.
>>154217246I love them, but it pisses me off when batters waste them in low impact situations because of their ego.
>>154217250assimilate your dick in my ass
>>154217263LFGM
>>154217263with gusto
tonight's >mest humiliation ritual is on too late. ill only be able to stay up for the first 10 or so runs against
>>154217246even though my team sucks at using them I have liked their implementation. I went from thinking 2 was one too much to thinking teams should have 3, so teams can use them more aggressively. You see alot of guys clearly hesitant to use one early even when they feel confident.
>>154217246>How we feeling about the challenges so far?
All of Manfred’s perversions are absolutely haram
Imagine sending money to streamers, people send like $5-$10 a day. Let’s all make an account so we can send Alofoke all of our hard earned money.
What can my Jays do to salvage their starter situation? The rest of the injuries are manageable, but we really need some pitchers.
>>154217246I think they should get at least 3, and I enjoy total UMP death.
>>154217373have you tried swapping the belly itchers for pitchers?
>>154217373tank and try again next year
>>154217144Good morning. Enjoy the rest of your day.
>>154217373Bullpen games
>>154217373You don’t see me complaining.
>>154217373as long as we aren't 0.35 by the time berrios and yesavage are back we'll be finealso lauer's pathetic weak horrible immune system has to do its job
Im smoking today
>>154215638It's metrover
>>154215638>The Mets were 45-24 on June 12, 2025. Best record in MLB up to that moment.Oh boy...
https://x.com/yesnetwork/status/2043377769178968518?s=46>jazz is a wizard in advanced irony just like me, white supremacists BTFO.
>>154217461>jizz chimpem
>I'm not retarded I was just pretending to be Oh kek
Crygang is gonna cry me a River with this one.
>>154217373Get Bo back from the Mets
>>154217464And there it is.
>>154217464Coward.
>>154217475If he’s so smart why is he named after cum?
>>154217445>M...
His parents named him Jizz kek what were they thinking?
Just how does someone make it to the big leagues without fully understanding the rules?
>>154217464post this on your real account
not even a month and it's already over for murakami
Jazz here, y'all better start shutting the fuck up before I go ape shit on all your asses
>>154217533More cringe than when Kay calls him Jizzholm.>>154217520
>>154217564How do we know it's really you?
pfma
Interesting
>nigga got five whole entire names plus one nickname >junior
>>154217586https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
gm mariners nationa cheeky sweep today perhaps?
>two weeks into the season>no teams have been eliminated yetwhat. the. fuck.
>>154217614Gm, that is the hope.
>>154217624You clearly haven't watched the trashtros pitching
>>154217586>>154217600Why are you like this?
>>154217641Purely socioeconomic factors
boston's season is already toast
sneakin'
https://youtu.be/C_nyLy7Te0g?si=ijE6Cd3I-SjIgAUzGood thing the (((Mets))) traded away all those problematic whites in the locker room, huh?
Watching game 7 again. Jays got raped.
bugger me arse
>>154217737Game 3 was the most kinoest
>mfw my braves have +46 run differential
>>154217760my sleep schedule still hasnt recovered
Boston traded this guy for Dustin May.
Whomsoever is the biggest jobber on your team?>Yazstremski
>>154217808santlander
>>154217494>>154217503>ape chimpcum
>>154217797He will come through for the dodgers in 2039
How did the Jays lose?
>>154217855by being the inferior team
>>154217855like every other game lately, take the lead first inning, they shit their pants in the next 2 innings, and then nothing happens after
>>154217808PCA is ugly and his ABs give me the ick
jasrado is a cool name ngl
>>154217855
>>154217889>>154217889Now that we are 3 weeks into the season, I need to collect some receipts. Why the hell did you guys seethe so hard at the concept of betting dogs?>you work for Fanduel you fucking kike!!Yea, the multi billion dollar a year company is here on /mlb/ trying to trick you and swindle you. Bunch of mad-for-nothing dorks. I just wanted to help my fellow baseball autists earn a little pocket change. For the non-haters (aka cool guys), keep betting dogs and keep profiting.
>Mests vs Doyers>no Soto
>>154217925mleb does not like betting on baseball
Will you be tuning in to the EXCLUSIVE afternoon game between the M's and Astros?
>>154217976nah those teams are terrible and unwatchable.
>yo bro whatcha think of my parlay
>>154217976Seems like a marquee match-up
>>154217925My fantasy lineup today:Francisco AlvarezNick KurtzKetel MarteJunior CamineroGeraldo PerdomoJJ WetherholtWilson ContrerasJames WoodRandy ArozarenaOneil CruzAndy PagesBrandon Lowe
My wife 2hu has been withholding sex. It’s been hard but Ive hanging on with the help of gacha gamesAnyways I’m sad the padres aren’t playing today
>>154217373They could always sign ryback
>>154217986Is that snake okay?
I've ranked today's scheduled games, for your convenience. These rankings are not debatable. You're welcome.
Couldn't care less about the mets vs dodgers
>>154218052She has a headache.
>>154218070sneks-O's is a marquee match-up
>>154217968Landis was a fake tough guy and full of shit. MLB in the deadball era was entirely driven by gambling. Adult men didn't paint their faces and do goofy dances and wear another man's jersey at baseball games in the fucking WW1 era, lol. The league would not even exist without gambling.
>>154217925when should i bet on lindor getting his first rbi?
>>154218070>Skenes start in D>Crochet start in D>Astros/Mariners playing for 4th in A while Braves/Marlins playing for 1st in DBall unknower. Mets/Dodgers will be shit by the way, Wrobleski vs Pederson
>>154218116No player props. No parlays.
>>154218052She's carrying my child and I will not be paying child support
>>154218091>>154218070Only the cubbies play on marquee network.
>Lenyn Sosa
>>154218144The Cubs and games that feature high school boys.
My Mets suck and I don’t even care anymore. The boy genius sold us a bill of goods and stuck it up our rear end!
>>154218173The Cubs and Turkish prisons!
>>154218182HESULDUSABILLAGOODSANHESTUCKITRIGHTUPAHREAENDS
>>154218144source?
>>1542181823 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 1
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/04/blue-jays-acquire-lenyn-sosa.html
>>154217491Just what we need, another hitter in the 2 hole that can't hit the ball to save his life, really in desperate need of that one right now that's for sure.
>listen to sports radio>1st caller is Yankee fan>"Why didn't they trade Spencer Jones for Paul Skenes when he was peak value?" jfc, Yankee fans are beyond delusional.
>>154218070>mest at the topThe only thing mest are on top of is the faggot power rankings
>>154218170>>154218204Im sad about this cause i liked him on the Sox, and the only reason he was traded was cause there was no spot for him anymore when Benintendi is clogging up the roster with his shit play. Cant wait till hes gone.
>>154218204thats our starting rotation all fixed up then
>>154218216wait nvm lol he isn't even a SP, should have actually read the article
>>154218222>>154218216He's your new position pitcher kek
Willie Mays playoff stats: G 33, AVG .248, HR 1, OPS .571kek what a shitter!!
>>154218226Why were he and Bonds such postseason BUMS?
>>154218182they all look like men
>>154218242>
>>154218266Peak roids and he still couldn't get it done, practically Judgian.
>>154218271He had 1.559 OPS in the 02 playoffsFucking insane
>>154218266One of the greatest outliers of all time.
>>154218254>I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN!!!>I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE AROUND ME HOW MUCH I LIKE ASIAN WOMEN!!>I LOVE EMOTIONLESS PLASTIC LOOKING WOMEN!! THEY LOOK JUST LIKE MY SEX DOLLS!!!
>>154218289he was good in 1992 and 2003. overall a .936 OPS is very good. he played a lot of his career without the wild card though and SF was often a 2nd or 3rd place team.
>>154218212dodgers at the top
Women are using AI on their bodies
>>154218391With enough tensor cores you can do anything.
>>154218293it's not even asian women, just assless koreans. mest bugposter is a creepy loser.
>>154218443He has a serious problem.
>>154218182Continuing to root for the Mets after the jew GM traded away Pete, Nimmo, et al. and turned the entire team into black latinos is straight cuckoldry.
>>154218443Yea it’s weird
>>154218466My legs look like that and I have that problem
fairweatherkees kek
>>154218466Do cubs girls really look like this?
>>154218479It's good strength training. I imagine you could quickly deploy the tarp over the infield singlehandedly with that kind of power.
>>154218443>assless
Whats the luchador mask pull moment in mlb?
>>154218521failing to provide a reach around during a clubhouse ass fucking
>>154218542Lindor does this, says the Mayor will handle it....
Imagine if Plank sang kpop God that would be so fucking hot
>>154218560You bet your sweet bippy
Yeah you're never going to get me to care about the Seattle Flyovers I just don't care
>>154218518yes assless.
>>154218466Fuck I need a thighjob
>>154214922>most laughable player on their team ends up being the closer on a succesful WS runnothing bad happens to them ffs
>>154218639>most laughable player on their team ends up being the closer on a succesful WS runthe adam wainwright experience
>>154218639Yams and suck sucky aren't the same person
Jazz and Lindor are in an arms race to see who can develope and weaponize clubhouse cancer first, it's the only explanation for the dual 5 game losing streaks.
>outsmarts your paramilitary organizationThis is who babe Ruth was playing against
I was excited when the Yankees traded for Jazz Chisholm almost 2 years ago. At the time, the Yankees were stale, stuffy, and boring. There was no life, no youth, and no energy. Bringing in a player like Chisholm could not only add a needed lefty bat, infielder, and base stealer, but could also offer a needed shot of energy to the team. And at many moments, Chisholm provided just that. He brought the drip, swagger, and energy to a team that hasn't been "fun" in decades. But with Chisholm's swagger comes his downfall. One error or strikeout and he's up in his head, locked into a negative mind space that hardly leads to production. When he's in these funks, he negatively impacts the team. His errors compound, his base running mistakes pile up, and his strikeouts continue to irk Yankee fans. Now, with the introduction of the ABS, Chisholm has a new way to negatively impact games. He burns through challenges on pitches that are clearly strikes, often using his emotions to dictate his decision-making. Now that the new, shiny spark of Chisholm has worn off, we are left with his bone-headed plays that kill momentum. Today, I no longer believe that he is a major contributor to this team. While it's still early in the season, it's clear we have a Jazz Chisholm problem, and it doesn't look like it's going anywhere anytime soon.
The fact that Reddit and mainstream Mets reporters are so against the idea of clubhouse issues due to politics, and that Lindor got the White guys traded away because of support for Galormpf, tells me there is truth to it.
Oops, forgot to mention at the end there that he's also a fucking chimp kek!
Metsfags crashing out at the yanks is funny.
>>154218854booba
>>154218854The fact that you need to post her for attention means I didn't read your post
>>154218855O Kek!
Racism doesn't belong here
Please direct all racism to /nfl/ and specifically whatever race that cannibal from the pacific is.
>>154219065Lol look at dem pale ass honkies
>>154219019Neither do you but we put up with your bullshit.
>>154219090das rite
>>154218813Black boy joy will save baseball though
Tell me why I should care about the twins
Dear metstrannies. /mlb/ is under new management and we don’t answer to you, bitch.
>>154219406Homophobia is not allowed in /mlb/
>>154219425i needed to hear this today
>>154219337they humbled the jays
Rays! tomorrow.
>>154219459they're having a tough start, i'll admit it.
george is looking good again
>>154219514Glad you can admit your team that has only won 2 out of the last 10 and whose IL is filled is having a bad start
>brendan flyover wasting challenges in the first inning
His smile and optimism: restored
a DUMPERIAN broken bat bloop single
>>154219738he's juicing
JOSH NAYLOR FINALLY GETS ONE3-0 M'S
NAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMBNAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMBNAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMBNAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMBNAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMBNAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMBNAYLORBOMB>NAYLORBOMB
o kek the Dump Here guy almost caught josh's homer
>our pitchers like to throw batting practiceI hate this stupid sport
Kek I called the Naylor bomb a couple minutes before he hit it. Why didn't I just predict it earlier?
yay dp :D
How do we fix the Astros?
>>154219858Why would we do that?
>>154219858Another tankathon like they had in the early 2010s?
>>154219858this is the astros being fixed>>154219813Burrows is a real pitcher too, seems like he should be better than JP France was.
>>154219858Let my berds rough em up this weekend as a wake up call
>>154219840>Why didn't I just predict it earlier?I've heard you can make money doing this???
jp groundoutford :(
>>154219895What the fuck am I doing?
>>154219912you should be betting on mitch garver tbqh
>>154219907We call him gay pee round these parts
>>154219920GarvBOMB, put the house down. 4th inning. You heard it here first.
>>154219920crazy things happen sometimes
Astros suffering brings me immense joy.They deserve nothing less.
>PoostonIs it finally over?
>2026 Houston Asterisks>worst record in the majors>worst ERA in the majorsKarma
The schedule for the next couple weeks is fucking weird bros.
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek cal
Asstros kek
I always forget what a manlet Altuve is
BACK TO BACK NAYLOR JACKS
Absolute Naylorball
>TOTAL>ASTROS>DEATH
NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2NAYLORBOMB 2>NAYLORBOMB 2
luke bloop!
The Astros could jumpstart the rebuild bigly by dealing Yordan now.
LOLI want Dana Brown’s retarded ass on the next Artemis mission and just leave him on the moon.
A second naylorbomb hit the Astros. Texas is under attack.
>call overturned
I always feel weirdly empathetic when I look at MLB Gameday and look down at the smiling pitcher's face as he's getting blown the fuck out on the mound. Dunno what's wrong with me.
>>154219858we don't. they should be banned from mlb and replaced with another franchise in Portland.
maybe the astros should have signed more than 1 SP
>>154220115but who is in a position to trade for him? what about the midget, surely someone will want whatever's left of him
>>154220147good thing they moved on from framber kek
>>154220136Hes making more money getting blown out today then you will make in a month if not more. Thats why hes smiling, hes mocking you cause he gets paid to play baseball.
>>154220136MLB will start using AI in the next 5 years to have those headshots emote in real-time based on their performance
where is nu tho
one of you mariner fags make a nu already
>>154220151Dodgers need Yordan.
nu>>154220238
>>154220237Didn't they let him go
