The Missing Half>>154212830
Flames just exposed Utah they ain’t winning shit enjoy losing to edmonton
my ducks are actually so fucking cooked it's not even funnyholy shit
3rd for Marco Rossi.
you just can tell these goalies never practice 3 on 3
the pacific has got to be the most schizophrenic division
My penguins ):
taking 1st
pump it
>Jonathan Huberdeau, come get the cup!~Gary Bettman, June 2027
I really don’t see the flyers losing two games
We can never do things the simple way
Bros it's really getting to look like we're going to get another kings oilers first round again.......cuz the ducks keep fucking up
funny thing is these goalies go from 3 on 3 to fucking 5 man in playoffsBUT ITS OKAY THEY BOTH GET A POINTTHEY GET SO1 POINT FOR GOING TO OT
the mammoth need their zammoth
>>154214847Why dont more players just skate through the goalie? What the fuck are they going to do about it?
just get this fucking faggot 3 on 3 shit out of my fucking face and just go to a fucking shoot out
vancouver pretty is a different kind of pretty. WOW.
>>154214856The Kings couldn't do it for Brown but I think this is the year they do it for Kopitar and beat the Oilers.
if the Kings didn't have 19 overtime losses and converted just half of those they'd be looked at a lot differently
One of my favorite things is end of year chokes. God it would be funny if the ducks didnt make the playoffs.
F L A M E SLAMESscrewing their tank
This random “Calgary Flames” team is like if the NJ Devils had a tribute band
in cavemen times, they would use fire to defeat mammoths
>>154214889Something has to giveBtw no drai for oilers, so should have a chance
>>154214901You shove that juju waaay up inside your butthole maplenegro
sick snipe by crouse the grouse
>>154214885The prettiest fans in the league!
>>154214901Kings would need to win 2/3 and have the ducks lose twice in regulation while simultaneously having the preds win out
Pacific scenarios>if Vegas (91 points/2 games remaining/28 RW) gets 2 more points or LA loses in regulation they are locked into the Pacific bracket>Edmonton (90 pts/2 GR/31 RW) has the same scenario as above except switch it to they need to gain 3 points or they need LA to miss out on 3 points>if Anaheim (90 pts/2 GR/25 RW) gets 1 more point they lock up a playoff spot, 1 more point + a Kings regulation loss and they lock up a spot in the Pacific bracket, 2 more points and the only way they can fall to the wild card is if VGK/EDM/LA all win out>LA (87 pts/3 GR/21 RW) has to get 4 more points to maybe stay in the Pacific bracket because they lose the tiebreaker to everyone, even then they also need some regulation losses from VGK/EDM/ANA>none of these teams play each other in their final games but Anaheim at Nashville is game 82 for both teams and that could become a huge game>to reach WC2 Nashville has to beat San Jose and then beat Anaheim in regulation while hoping the Ducks lost in regulation at Minnesota in game 81 or hope LA finishes below 90 points while still picking up at least one more point (the amount they need changes based on how LA does but they have the RW tiebreaker over the Kings)
Looking at the flames roster they have a promising future if I was a flames fan I’d be happy
damn it the nuckies just cemented their case. here i was hoping mckenna was chicago-bound.
>>154214925The less likely it is, the funnier it is if it happens. I dont even care about the kings or preds.
Whole team full of DYKES. Not a single pretty face in sight.
>>154214951don't be mean
>>154214839I want to agree but Carolina / Montreal is about a brutal finish you could ask for and both teams seem to still be firing on all cylinders despite their playoff spots being secured
>>154214951Goalie on the right is cute
>>154214951rightmost goalie is cute
>>154214971and the goalie on the left is a MAN
>>154214962Carolina wants that top seed in the conferenceMontreal wants a division or at minimum home ice in first roundYeah those two teams aren't going to play nice
>>1542149512 minutes in the box is all id need with just about any one of them coach
>tfw no Nazi hokkei gf
plot twist: ovechkin signs on for one more year... with the penguins
>>154214912>Btw no drai for oilers, so should have a chanceDoubtful. The Kings' MO during the last four years has been to choke every series and in-game lead they get, and there have been a lot of them.
>>154214912Not having The Final Solution is actually making the Oilers play better because they're taking defense more seriously instead of trying to outscore everybody and turning every game into pond hockey
>>154215034They're also missing Hyman. Their PP is completely flaccid
>>154215018
>>154215020As a Kings fan, our problem is having dogshit coaching and making mental errors. Should have been a fucking sweep last year if they weren't ran by Hiller's dumb ass
>>154215018NHL players are too soulless for that. He would sign with Colorado
>>154214991I know that feel
>>154215105maybe when he talked to crosby and malkin today after the game they convinced him to do it
>>154214885it's always our year
>>154215018>goes to Vancouver to see if interested>cheaky two year deal proposed>no thanks m8 from Aqua because we giving all the term and $$$$ to Blueger and C to Hronek
31 games left this season
>>154215146Blueger has earned a contract with his play ever since coming back from injury. Great Canuck.
>>1542151526 year deal? 5 mil per?>in Aqua we trust
>>154215152they do have the space to do him long term and then do the same with Tuch and Trouba. Jumpstart that retool with solid character guys. Maybe they can package next year's first with EP40 and get something in return?
Teams that were in a playoff spot at American Thanksgiving and missed the playoffs>Seattle Kraken>New York Islanders>New Jersey DevilsPending>Washington CapitalsTeams that replaced them>Edmonton Oilers>Buffalo Sabres>Montreal CanadiensPending>Philadelphia FlyersTeams that were in a playoff spot at Thanksgiving and still haven't fucking clinched>Anaheim Ducks>Los Angeles Kings
>>154215127Malkin is also a UFA so he could join Ovechkin on his KHL tour
ovi is going to st louis like brodeur
>>154215208Sad
>>154215177I'd be okay with trading away this years 1st if it meant getting rid of EP40. I hate him so much it actually ruins watching the Canucks for me.
my canesies are looking good going into the garyoffs
>>154215275eat cock randy
>>154215275See>>154215283
>>154215275this is the year
>>154215275>getting ready.pngTo eat cock, I presume?
>>154215275Until they get past the ecf, I'm not convinced.
>>154215287it just might be>>154215283>>154215285>>154215290very gay posts
>>154215275eat rock candy
>>154215303Just like >>154215275
For the first time in NHL history all three New York City teams are not going to the playoffs.
>>154215312this is worse than october 7
>>154215312I feel like this has happened before
>no Toronto >no nycSo who’s the largest market in the playoffs? Philly?
>>154215312>Both Rags and Laffs are outWho are we gonna laugh at now?
>>154215312
>>154215312Buffalo is a New York team and they're going to the playoffs.
>>154215322Canada
>>154215321oilers probs
>>154215331Up state New York isn’t the city
>>154215303EAT COCK RANDY
Mostly good matchups
>>154215331>Buffalo is a New York team>>154215312>all three New York City teams
>>154215342>>154215349Sorry. The megalopolis that is the east coast of America confuses me.
>>154215348Fantastic matchups
>>154215363How Buffalo and nyc are hours apart
>the penguins did better when they rested their top 6 guys Grim
does buffalo have infrastructure
>>154215346he thought he saw gary on the floor is why he did it
>>154215363Buffalo is more of a Toronto Metropolitan Area than US east coast.
>>154215275lmao individual division banners
>>154215374YA but it's crumbling
>>154215411just like my nuckies playoff hopes
>>154215374they got good wings
>>154215411Is any city in the west not crumbling?
>>154215461Sweden
>>154215461Flint, Michigan
Who clinched tonight? Also. Fuck canada.
>>154215507well fuck you too buddy. and nobody clinched
>>154215532My islanders clinched non playoffs
Are the Canucks going McKenna or Stenberg if they get the first pick
>>154215557Retard
>>154215557craig button is adamant that mckenna is #1 by far so probably mckenna
>>154215557they are never getting the number 1 pick. They will pick 3. This is the Canucks. They will then not trade down even though all logic will tell them to and reach to take Caleb Malhotra who will be second line centre at best in a shameless effort to try to convince his dad not leave the organization which he will anyway. Caleb will then go to University and tell the Canucks to fuck off.
>>154215557here is the latest Craig's List, and he knows his stuff so you can trust him
>>154215602It’s true he’s a Stanley cup champion after all
Anyone get whiplash when you hear about how hockey players who you think lived eons ago actually are still alive or died fairly recently? I mean, it feels weird knowing that Gordie Howe, Alex Delvecchio and Larry Ziedel lived to see instagram and twitter
knights play tomorrow
drunk and listening to muuusic theses are the last 3 songs im listening to recommend me some music based on this or just groove with ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vAFtF1XCn8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SwMB9v1pQ4
>>154215611There was a 24 hour news cycle around the election trying to cancel Bobby Orr for being a dumb Trump chud and yeah I was mostly just pleasantly surprised he was still around
>>154215409t. divisionlet
>>154215312>>154215316the only thing that can top it is all Can'tnadian teams miss the playoffs
>>154215611Bro figuring out what life expectancy is and what age nhl players are
>>154215615i own dirty dancing soundtrack on vinyl
>>154215557>cancucks, and not a sunbelt team, getting the 1st pickkek
>>154215615go with some Robyn, Donna Summer, Annie, or Goldfrapp
>mild>gay>fan>cuck
>>154215611Anon the players of "back in the day" were in their 20s playing in the 60-80s. They still live another 50-60 years after they retire
>17 gary pointsThe rusty peons will be lucky to even see the 2nd round
>>154215654not sure what would make the mildcuck seethe more, if they are swept in the first round or if they are swept in the second against the avies :)
>>154215676me boning his mom after seducing her with my french joie de vivre and liberal attitude would make his somalian brain explode
>all day>all week>all month>all year>all decade
>>154215687kek true
>>154215557canucks will draft 3rd overall its a pretty weak draft for centers mckenna will be like a patrick sharp type player while stenberg will be like a william karlsson. neither player will be anywhere close to bedard or celebrini.
slopdown was cancelled
>don't even need to post for the seethe to pour in from cucknadia.
>>154215664>They still live another 50-60 years after they retireNot Charlie McAvoy, he's probably got two to three weeks left in him
>>154215673Just like my penguins );
>i memorized all of your posts and posting styles so I could seethe at a moments notice!!!
some burgers forgot who taught them to play the game
the dodgers must have lost or something
>>154215718fuck off with the memesgive it back
>>154215723Yeah
I think the leafs mist have forgotten how to play the game
>>154215719Canada doesn’t have a president you dummy
>>154215727
>f-f-f-fuck off!! m-m-m-m-ild-c-c-c-cuck!!!-fffffff-f-ff-fff-ffffffff-fffan--ffan!-g-g-gay!
>>154215673>tf>tpkwab no milly 1993 2014
hoob sucks
Glad someone is saving all my Can'tnadian memes and posting them when Can'tnadians start getting uppity and I'm not here
>>154215833
I'm gonna level with you fags it's entirely my fault the dead wings will miss the playoffs despite finishing the season with more points than any team in the pacific
Negative aura ^
nobody cares trb
>>154215870pacific genny
Maybe in Retardsville
>>154215880genny is brewed in new york
real schizo hours
real pookcific hours
>>154215900POOK
>>154215901based pook poster
The Blackhawks will finish 31st in the league for the 3rd consecutive season since drafting Bedard. They were 30th the year prior to drafting BedardCorrelation does not imply causation, and there has been improvement in their record, but a little surprising thinking back to 2023 for Chicago to not have made any advancement up the standings yet.2022/23: .360 points %, 30th ahead of Blue Jackets and Ducks2023/24: .317 points %, 31st ahead of Sharks2024/25: .372 points %, 31st ahead of Sharks2025/26: currently .438, locked into 31st ahead of Canucks
>>154215566>>154215602He doesn't even know that Viggo Björck has been playing in the SHL and Elton Hermansson has played in Hockeyallsvenskan for this whole season or that Oscar Hemming has played for Boston College for half this season.
>>154216029bjork rules for me it's homogenic
>>154216038no it was a wrestling magazine
>>154216076go home raw toknight
>>154215718well yeah, you are autistic and only post in 1 way. it's really not hard to spot you, mildcuck
>>154214800Based also lol Islanders better luck next year!
comfy huomenta hours
>>154214951goalie to the right, and honestly further to the left, middle row is pretty cute. heavily depends on her figure and women look awful in gearotherwise tho.... R O U G H
>>154215833Yeah but America is a deeply unserious country
I dont care for Mr. McDavid. I much prefer Mr. McKinnon
>>154216173
>>154216173>THIS is what he saved to his computer, and then he waited for just such a moment as this one, and then posted it to all of us, thinking to himself, "hah, this time, I've GOT them"
>>154215855
>>154216189KEK
>>154216189
>>154216183based. i also prefer my hart runner-up to be a dirtyfaggot.
he deserves a career ending injury at the very minimum
fell asleep at 6pm
>>154216239Kek is he trying to snap that guys elbow?
>SCORE!!! They have done it. They have bested the Montreal Canadiens to end the drought. Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers are your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions.
>>154215312high tax fags
>>154216386Best I can give you is a Vegas vs Tampa
>>154215566always do the opposite of what button says
>>154216524Reminder that Slafkovsky is essentially a product of finnish hockey development since he came to finland as a 14yo
Our Sennies finna play in dem ploffs
>>154216539Cope
>>154216634Their best player is a literal Russian. Truly cuck nation
>>154216543ez first round exit (again)
>>154216543We shall march to win every single one of Stanleys cups, brother!
>>154216742Source?
>>154216785their shit defence lol
>>154216634Seen him play live more times than you have
smug bastard
My Sensies could throw against the >laffs on Wednesday so they can meme the Metro instead of going through the Atlantic gauntlet. The >laffs are putrid dogshit however so they might have to sit even more players.
I enjoyed watching Nick Suzuki be out of his depth at the Olympics.
>>154216524His 2019 top 50 affiliated prospects list was a masterpiece >#1 Kravtsov>#2 DenisenkoAnd it just gets worse until you don't even realize the future stars he had outside the top 50https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/top-50-nhl-affiliated-prospects-1.1241869
Playoffs start this week :)
>Habs>Sens>Oilers>Maybe Jets but highly doubtfulDoes any of them have what it takes to end the 1993 curse?
Dallas Stars fan with the huge fakes
>>154216931They’ll be eliminated at light speed
We need more women in the NHL so the fujoshits never run out of material
>>154216524You do have to admit he kinda got Snuggerud right
>>154216863>lose to the hurricanes vs lose to the top atl seednot much of a decision
>>154216952This is the true reason the PWHL is flopping. No fujo material to be found there and the players aren't scandily clad like in tennis or volleyball so coomers don't care either.
>preds beat shorks >ducks lose to wild in regulation This would be so based. Then they play each other on the 16th for the playoff spot.
All of my teams have had a shit 2026 except the habs
flyersdance! :D
>>154216972>he has multiple teamsDeserved
Patrick Roy did nothing wrong.
>>154216742>laffs
>>154216909'fraid not
>>154217005have made the 2nd round more recently than the ottaturds
>>154217016>laffs
>>154217016>making the second round of the playoffs is a notable accomplishment for the >laffs>laffs
>>154217016Sens have made it to the finals more recently
>>154216996How can you only have one team when most teams are dog shit 90% of their history ?You need at least 2 backups per league
>>154217039yeah they got btfo extremely hard that seasonlol
>>154217040it dpesn't work like that fren, you are allowed to have only one team but however, you can hatewatch as many as you want and root for their opposition
>>154217052Bro you haven't even seen your team in stanley cup finals
>>154217065huh?
>>154217065Forgot to add, that was in 1967.
>>154217070>laffs
>>154217070I thought you meant that ottawa was btfo because they lost to ducks in the finals :( my bad
>>154217072Source?
>>154217075they were>losing in the scf is an accomplishment to the senaturdslmao
>>154217076https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Maple+leafs+last+cup+final
>>154216978They’re making playoffs :DDD
>>154217081>average sens fans has seen his team play for the championship
>>154217085and watched them lose without ever being in a position to win lol
>>154217083>goggleNot a source.
>>154217091>laffs
>laffs have hardware saar we redeem cup
>>154217091Bro you've never seen your team in the conference finals
*ᵃᶜʰᵒᵒᵎ*
>Samir mocks the Sens for losing in the SCF while praising the >laffs for making the second roundNever change buddy.
>>154217107im not a laffer
>>154217112He'd ask his father what it was like seeing laffs win but his dad wasn't even in Canada back then
>>154217112actually i was mocking the senaturds for losing in the first roundit just happened to involve the laffs, so of course you felt persecuted and needs to lash out against your boogeyman
id like to see the dickgirl femmecoach in a handsome pantsuit
>*fires Patrick Roy for no reason*KWAB
>>154217130>no reasonThe reason is that my Islanders stink JLMI
why do senaturds fans let the laffs live eternally rent free int heir heads?
>>154217135Not a sensfan but they're not an obnoxious bunch of people so it's possible to be happy for them
Yep, it's real Samir melty hours alright.
>>154217132It's just funny that they thought a new coach might get them into the playoffs with 4 games left and then they went 1-2 and got outscored 7-1 in the past 2 games.
> Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher bussy).
>>154217141>not an obnoxious bunch of people si disagreebeing eternally butt hurt about the laffs and making up personalities to attack the team is extremely obnoxious>>154217142case in point
just thinking about how my habbies beat the piss out of the laffs in the playoffs when they were at their peak, who knows the next time the laffs will have another crack at it
>>154217151>laffs
>>154217160>laffs
>>154217084dont talk yet fren!!!
>>154217178I’ll save the cake for later fren
>>154217160The all for nothing maple leafs documentary last two episodes were absolute kino, the salt and tears were hilarious. The only guy you'd feel sympathy for was soup
Guys I’m butthurt about a team with 78 points in April. Advice?
>>154217191Not cheering for such a shit team would be a good first step.
>>154217191post >laffs to anyone mocking the senaturds
god i hope the faggot flyers miss the playoffs
>>154217223>he doesn't want to witness the battle of PennsylvaniaHoly soulless
>>154217230Keep it
>>154217111Checked. Bless you!
>>154217230>not wanting Crosby vs Ovechkin one last time
>>154217290I want to see that
>Werenski should win the norris because.... well he just should!
>>154217293Me too
>>154217306>laffs
lmao last year Mackinnon lead scoring all year and lost it at the end of the season. Same this season but now he was also leading in goals and could lose the Richard Rocket
>>154217329He's going to play both halves of a meaningless back to back just to pad his stats only to get hurt and be shit in the playoffs.
>>154217333
G7 soon
>>154217340The Flames already took out Makar, they'll get MacKinnon tomorrow.
>>154216952me
40 year anniversary for this kino, gave it another watch last night also go oilers go penguins
>>154217312He’d fit in on /hoc/. We’re post wall millennials
>>154217378Top 10 movie for me
>>154217378Well, Platoon wasn't released until December 19th, 1986 >so, you're early... but it's the thought that counts, I've heard
still early for april 17 2022 as well (the day the new york islanders were eliminated from the playoffs)
bong and half until Skellefteå AIK at Luleå HF>
>>154217517no offense but go fuck yourself
>the city of Pori
>Canadiens score THREE goals in under ONE minuteOn my islanders :(
>Hичья бeз зaбитых мячeй
>>154217702>laffs
yeah had white castle for lunch
>>154217709
Thank you for trying out our cuisine Paul BiSAARnette.
>magnitogorskCYKA BLAYT!!!
>>154217725
made a caprese sandwich for lunch :)
half a bong till Swede Semi Finals >get excited, /hoc/
The Utah Mammoth should play Ufomammut during games
>>154217759Shut the fuck up and off yourself raped retard
>>154217782unconventional
un oh, SaiPauh oh
>>154217749the fuck is that
how cool would it be if the sabres won the cup
>>154217820like this
>>154217831very cool desu
>>154217831gary would never allow it
Go kraken and shorks I FUCKING GUESS
>>154217820how fat are you?
"TEAMS IN THE POST SEASON THAT HAVE NO CUP" RANKINGS1. Buffalo2. Utah3. Ottawa9999. Minnesota
caprese sammy is just a grilled cheese with tomato and assorted salad trimmings
>>154217859what does that matterare you trying to say a bunch of bread and processed deli meat is healthy
>>154217749Impressive, very nice.Let's see Paul Allen's caprese sandwich.
>>154217832Yum
>>154217888>>154217888chckd
>>154217312>>154217293>>154217290Dont worry lads, Gary and the league will make sure of that.
>>154217888Paul Allen's sandwich is a monte cristo
>>154217290This is the correct, /hoc/ approved, opinion.
see the puck, /hoc/>feel the puck>taste the pu-- um.. no don't that
flames are in next season #ahhyessir #believethat
>>154217911classy and high caloric content would recommend it before a day at the gym
>>154217911om nom nom yummy
What game(s) are you watching tonight anon?
>>154217944All of them, and I'm watching all the games right now>cause I'm a glutton for puck
>>154217911that's a reuben
>scoreless draw for Swedes
>>154217944flyers and sabres clinching
jonathan quick is retiring
>>154217944raw
>>154217967BlackedRaw
what time is maury povich on where you live?
watching Elite Norwegian ice hockey
>>154217965too soon to call him the best american tendie ever?
>>154217996There's literally no one else to take his place
>>154218005hellebyuckbros....
>>154217996Dustin Wolf
>>154218021serious answers only please
>the city of Skellefteå
does canada still have tribes who hunt whales?
i'm going soonish for my nap so i wake up to watch my flyers, see you frens later!
>>154218005Barrasso?
>>154218039not quite the same caliber, but he's still an argument on the table >tim thomas?
>>154218033yes. on the west coast some nations do it. It is not as common though. Fishing in general is pretty regulated here and First Nations are not subject to the limits many commercial fisheries are. Always the best way to get fresh salmon is to have a chug hook up.
>>154218037Sleep tight Pekka <3 playoffs are coming
it's quick and it's not even close400 wins3 cups
>most dangerous Nordic draw
>>154217911Yum. Imagine that sandwich with maple syrup
if Connor Helleybuck were to win Canada's next Stan Lee, I'd be conflicted, but I wouldn't even be mad
>>154217954No it is not you simpleton
Tfw you kill a bat in a fog game
>>154217954>>154218104>just show people how stupid you are, what are you afraid of?
I hunt canadians. They're wily, but you lure them with canadian tire money and BOOM.
>>154218121god i wish i could meet emily kaplan
>>154218126the allure of getting a tire change with Canadian Tire money is real.
>>154218121Now that's a Ruben
>>154218121needs more dressing
>extra puck in Hungary
i don't enjoy /hoc/ when rapey is spamming
I enjoy /hoc/ approximately 50% of the time and I love /hoc/ 100% of the time.
>I can't see the puck, so I close my eyes and try to HEAR the puck
>most dangerous draw in Luleå
>Luleå attempting to extend the series
>>154218415>Hon var en flicka ifrån Söder, hade aldrig provat på>Dricka hembränt ur en dunk på ett fjäll i LuleåTfw no hembränt to drink with a southern flicka on a mountain in Luleå :(
isnt skylar a gorls name
>>154218460sounds androgynous
https://x.com/i/status/2043721971851202728
>>154218506Sad
>>154218451is it best of seven or some other format?
momma told me there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this momma said
How the NHL be right now
>>154218005tim thomas has better lore
>>154218562I fear the Ducks are just gonna get horribly exposed as frauds in the playoffs
>>154218554best of 7, as far as I knowI don't think Sweden has any bizarro regs for ploffs
>>154218563Based Timmy
>>154218555How's bud taking the loss?
>>154218047>>154218005>>154218573American Hero
>>154218592>there are anons posting itt that didnt even watch him playgrim
>>154218595rapey never saw him play because he doesn't actually watch games
>>154218611Yes. But enough about your boyfriend that you are obsessed with.
>>154218595He's my favorite Catamount
>>154218619my boyfriend is takagibro
>>154218633
Who could clinch an NHL playoff berth today?The Flyers will clinch a playoff berth if they beat the Hurricanes. If they do, they will open the first round in Pittsburgh.The idle Ducks will clinch a playoff berth if the Predators lose to the Sharks.The Los Angeles Kings will clinch a playoff berth if they beat the Kraken and the Nashville Predators lose in regulation.
oh cool another newfag just in time for the ploffs been saying we need more of those
>>154218672You've been saying that to whom? Also, didn't ask
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/were-better-team-michigan-left-100236956.html> hu·bris>(in Greek tragedy) excessive pride toward or defiance of the gods, leading to retribution or nemesis.
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154218803I thought a bris was something else
>>154218871AH HA!!!ANTI-SEMITISMThat'll be enough of that, thank you...
>trb being extra trb-y todayOnly four more days, rapey
>taking your semi-final to Game 7
>>154218961what happens in 4 days bud
>>154218683my bro's which you aren't
>>154218592I regret not going to his signing event
Anaheim is Florida-coded
>>154219239>Sharks still in playoff contention
>>154219298how 4 teams from the Pacific might get in is beyond me
https://www.eliteprospects.com/team/26237/genc-ankaralilar-sk?tab=statsturkish women's hockey league update
>>154217818
Wwyd if the kongs won the pacific?
>>154219466I'd smoke two joints
BouchGOD puts up 3 points against the fraudalanche tonight
>>154219472Based>>154219484Or known as fraudorado
>>154219391Mostly because the central is super top heavy
>>154219484make that 5 cause apparently SHATnar is sitting out makar and kadri
>>154219550Shartnar is also sitting himself out because of the sheer terror he feels when one of Bouchshart's crossed eyes meets his gaze
Business idea once all the teams have clinched, cancel all other games
Business idea: hoc becomes a pacific only genny
business idea: reinvest funds into the business to increase revenue
>>154219663Gary just laughed at your silly idea and said "NOOOOO" in that big, booming voice he makes when he's thoroughly amused > You thoroughly amused Gary Bettman! Congratulations!!!
>>154219696:(
Business idea: all teams make the playoffs. Only one conference, no division. Bracket is 1v32, 2v31, 3v30, etc.
business idea: fast forward to offseason /hoc/
>>154219663>reduce HRRbruh
business idea: more pucks in deep and shots on goal
>>154219755Are you going to make an example bracket of this? 'Cause that would be something, let me tell ya
business idea: only cater to American teams
>>154219785gotta get more traffic in front
>>154219757I can’t wait to blogpost and talk about music
>>154219785pucks in deep would make for an interesting stat. Like PIDS/60 ro PIDS5v5
business idea: cross over with the NBA player and get them to actually have to show up to work
I can't skate or see the puck
>>154219897NEW BLOGPOST: If the playoff teams were Rough Trade Releases, which one would they be? The answers might surprise you.
If hoc ran a business it’d go defunct within hours
>>154219924blow all our expense budget at Kippers Pharmacy
I think that whatever team plays the hardest on both sides of the puck is going to win the cup this year, bros.
>>154219940I’d like to take out a business loan. The business? It’s me buying nutty buddy bars and eating them.
>>154220008>both sides of the puckit's circular, there are no sides you dummy
Any minute now... Gary is dropping them pucks aaaaaany minute now...
>>154220020air and ice
>>154220008I think whoever plays better with the current side of the puck that’s up has a better chance
>>154220008Whichever team shits their briefs the least, wins the cup.
>>154220013can we generate revenue by means of shitposting?
>>154220091Your mom generates revenue by having her shit pushed in
BUSINESS IDEA!!!!!>does /hoc/ prefer Gary Floyd? or Pink Gary?? I could go either way
>>154220152OkAustralia jr
thank you Gary for GOOD games tonight
only SHIT games tonight
>>154220222checked
>>154219900Basketball guys are the heroes of our age, they pioneered quiet quitting
>>154218037I have woken up flyersfrens, i hvae important news!!!Aho, Gostisbehere, Jarvis, slavin and svechnikov are not playing tonight!
>>154219550>kadriI forgot he was on Colorado. He really dropped off after the first couple of games
>>154220246Oh shitYou have a chance finnflyerguySend more apus to meme the flyers into the ploffs
>>154220264
>>154220280Apucraft
>>154220264one more after this
so close to prime fake scar posting season /hoc/
>>154220291no fren that's Apu Alert>>154220295i will never fall for it because only one that can be trusted is a finnposter who posts in a certain way
something's deeply wrong with avs fans
>>154220302The couple doesn't like fraudulent teams
FlamesBros.....where do we go from this season bros......is it over.....
>>154220295it's going to be even sweeter with all the olympic tourists having no idea they're being tricked!
https://youtu.be/7Zqws8NIjWYNearly time for Reggies, lads
>>154220300Ahhhhh that's it, my b
>>154220302you've never met a mildcuck fan...
I think Canadian couples would dig my vibe
>>154220336Yeah gay couples
>>154218506Good. He'll inject some real #snot into the lineup
>>154220336I bet I would be irresistible to Canadian babes.
Truly amazing how the raped faggot will not get banned
I think swedish couples would dig my vibe
I could go for a finnish or swedish couple
>>154220329
>going wife swapping with the missus always classy, /hoc/
>>154220417Nigger shut the fuck up you spam this thread every fucking day, take a fucking hike
smoking a doob, lads haha
>>154220439>>
>>154218967>>154219472>>154219725>>154219984>>154220161>>154220269>>154220328If God was real you would've had a cardiac arrest and died so nobody deals with your garbage
i am saving an announcement of upmost importance for the next thread, it's frens only. it's in the next /hoc/ thread, not /golf/ or /cric/
>>154220463announce THIS *unzips meme*
>>154220461demented post
>>154220463KKeep me posted
>>154220328go reggies!
>>154220461I like this post
>>154220461Which god specifically? Cuz there's a lot of em.
Which games matter tonight besides he flyers game
>>154220513log off, ricky gervais
Taking a giant Canada right now and it is really stinky like Can'tnadians
Thought I had a good idea for the next thread but I forgot it bros....
>>154220520No, I have to shit my briefs
>>154220503This series is tied Un and Un> Please stand for the National Colors and Anthem
>>154220532
pic related is the real newfie flag
I hate all maritimers.
God Bless the Maritimes, and their early puck drops
>scoreless draw in the Martimes, oh boy!!
>>154220544>>154220549love a good maritime hockey team
maritime to shut the fuck up haha
>>154220608I had a cheeky giggle, m8s
>>154220567you are in luck because apparently Newfoudland is not a part of the maritimes.
What makes the found land new anyways?
>>154220602excellent post
>>154220602Just like my islanders
>quicks last game is tonightSad
Next thread better be quick themed
>>154220691time moves fastly
the next thread is 'hawks/bedard themedor else...
>>154220710
>>154220710classic
>>154220710We get it, you're a criccuck
>>154220730>>154220730>>154220730NEW
we're all sissies for /cric/
