Hocvious: >>154194294
Go Bruins!
Don't go Bruins!
DON'T go bruinstake that bitch!!!!
Uh ohPoopy briefs
jackies diving like fags
who is the jesse ventura sounding mofo on the devil's broadcast?
>the islanders really thought firing their coach with 4 games left in the season would get the team in to the playoffs
>>154212857somebody should edit this so he's just flipping through pictures of bedard
>>154212813
you will go to gary's cookout and you will enjoy the gefilte fish
>>154212811wax your skis we leave in 15 minutes
>>154212871
>>154212870
>>154212883Let me get my backpack first
>>154212883oh shit wrong picture that's the picture of fren weekend escapade, meant this one
>>154212875he'll order takeout for the non-kosher food enjoyers
>>154212892bedard is going to be one of the ugliest players in 10 years
My favorite swedes are Leo Carlsson, Joel Eriksson Ek and that guy that shot all those globalist kids in that elitist cult camp all those years back.
6 days until playoffs
>>154212869i think it was more of an amputation. don't let the infection spread more than it already has
>>154212875I'm bringing a chocolate cake
>>154212869apparently he's the third highest paid coach behind cooper and sullivan
>>154212902Thought you meant water skiing
My friend gave me a Rockstar energy drink and I only drank half of itI'm such a dickhead
I hate when commercials trick me with "SCAAARRRRRR" calls
My penguins ):
>>154212902You have so many cool pictures pekka :) I like the space one you posted the other day
>>154212930maybe you should actually watch the game then you adhd cretin
>>154212902I don't have skis :(
this dude is genuinely terrifying
the reffies are nimble
>>154212941I can't watch multiple games at the same time
>>154212906how kind of him to order us chinese food
>>154212907he's already balding hard
I'm making ribs and Gary's going to have to deal with it
jamie mclennan said on donnie and dhali that sorokin should win the vezina
I'll bring da cookehs
>>154212968gary's gonna deal you to /khl/ if you keep it up.
>>154212943i have extra pair but we need to find the right size skiing boots to go with them!>>154212935yes our folders are endless!
>>154212943You can borrow one of my old pairs
>>154212830In USA we call them Canadas because they're #2
>>154212995don't forget they're also brown and stink just like Canada
real funny miguel
my debbies :)
>>154212929Your friend tried to poison you
>>154212995This was funny the first time I read it. It is also funny now.
>>154212995Delete this
my onsidesies :(
>>154212981Cookehs? Bring da gabagool !
Taking a massive Canada right now. Sushi went right through me like Bennington at the Olympics
who is the jesse ventura sound-a-like on the devil's broadcast crew?
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUTSLAF GOAL, SUZUKI 100 POINTS
>>154213027>where's the gabagool?The gabagool store
IN THE BUTT
NICK SUZUKIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT100 PTS
100 point suzuki!
if nick suzuki was korean he'd be nick hyundai! :D
>>154213029Probably ken danyko
Reminder if you post your team's name followed by a "ies :)" you are a faggot and deserve death.
>get scored on and take a penalty at the same timeKWAB
>>154213029DEVILS
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUT DEMIDOV101 FOR SUZUKIOLE CHANTS AT UBS
>>154213039Give me $1000 dollars.
DEMIDOV BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Why comes they never call the high stick on the shoulders?
it's over for my islanders :(
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT NEWHOOKPATRICK ROY LAUGHING
>>154213059chill out
ET LE BUUUUUUUUTNEWHOOK3-0
that does NOT help the islanders playoff chances
Kwablanders
NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
trb had better watch his booty, stephen is going to be angry
Things are looking worse and worse for my islanders
>>154213086shoulders aren't sticks
i wonder who the habs are facing in the first round
dang the jlmies are dreaming a out golfing
>>154212988>>154212992Thanks frens
Jesus they're literally being murdered on live TV right now RIP
One minute to watch all your dreams fall apart.
>>
>reimer
>>154213103probably tampa, its gonna be a bloodbath
>fire roy>get eliminated by his former teampottery
>>154213115I think this is the guy they have in goal rn.
Isles just pissing away Sorokin's Vezina. I can live without the playoffs this season. But to do that to your goalie who's covered this team's ass all season...well...Darche knows what he has to do
McDavid in his 6th season had: >Games Played: 56>Goals: 33>Assists: 72>Points: 105>Art Ross Trophy>Hart Trophy: Winner>Ted Lindsay Award101 is NOTHING
I thought the senaTURDS were contending for a playoff spot...
>>154213120oh man that's gonna be a great series, i'm gonna ruin my work schedule for watching that and my flyers vs pens but it's the same every spring
>>154213129Kek what?
last two numbers of this post are the player numbers of the guy who is going to have a career ending injury in the playoffs
BROONS!!!!
>>154213077no
>>154213130What is the deal with this pointing the stick at the camera shit that was a trend for some time there? Fucking gay. Just pose for the camera you dick.
>>154213138They already clinched one
>>154213154Are you sure?
always boo your own team
>>154213142pls no Engstrom just got here D:
>>154213154i clinched out a marner about an hour ago
>>154213149gary tries all sorts of things to make the nhl seem cool and relevant
Damn the islanders suck
>>154213161By all metrics I am 100 percent sure they have clinched a playoff spot.
>>154213149The photographer tells them to do it you dumbass
what happened here?
>>154213172I see it in the standings, I'm just concerned that they are not aware.
>>154213166Damn did you remember to flush?
>>154213174the bottom giving out on a season
So the Ducks can clinch tonight but only if they can defeat the indomitable Vancouver Canucks
>>154213173>the art and photography le double major and obvious reddit-user told the athlete he has to pose a certain way, so the JOCK listened to the twink nerd and did it
>>154213180This game doesnt mean shit to them
>>154213142>braeden bowman>curtis douglas>adam engström>kasperi kapanen>josh manson>georgii merkulovoh boy
>>154213182My briefs can't flush
>>154213192It should. They are still getting paid.
>>154213190Yes
>>154213164its going to be Kapanen
>>154213198
>>154213207Your Kapanen right? Not our Kapanen
report: malkin says ovechkin is still hungry for more spicy pregame subs from subway
Darche better get another phone plan with how many calls he’s gotta make to fix his fuckups this summerPalat sucksSchenn is okay at best. Holy fucking overpay. I would honestly have preferred Drouin.1 pick in the first 3 rounds. No roster spots open bc of guys with term
>>154213206Gay.
Is it the habbies turn to eliminate my islanders?
>Kapa, son of Nen
EAT LE BUTT kek
>>154213188Halt right there, Ducks.
>can't change a tire>can't flip a breaker on and off>wears shirts backwards>forgets to flush>/hoc/
>play the kongs in la>fly back up to bay area to play the sharks>immediately fly back to la the next day to play the ducksgarys interns are fucking retarded
>>154213253MY GOAT
>>154213256and size 44 pants
>>154213256>had to use a guide>had to use a gamshark
>>154213256
>>154213269The moment /hoc/ died
>>154213257>implying gary gives a shit about the canucks
>>154213262How on earth will Sennecke, Gauthier and Leo score when the unbreakable Ep40 blocks every single shot before they're even fired?
>>154213223Ovi said he wanted to play in the KHL before retiring, and he could potentially grab a bigger bag than what the NHL can offer.
>>154213269what am i looking at? bonfire in a tire or something?
>nuckies lose tonight>beat the soilers on the last game of the season>ducks get home iceits just so predictable gareth.
getting really sleep frens
>>154213288Few years back some retard dumped his hot barbeque coals in to a plastic trash bag
>>154213292If that happens, Edmonton is likely to face Colorado in the first round
pettersson won
>>154213269>got good bbq'd wings>habs are winning and in the playoffs>it's nice outside and can BBQ again, just in time for playoff BBQinghell yeah, dudes.
>canucks dressed seven swedes tonight>>154213311i hope he has a prenup
>>154213311>be european>have access to legitimate european blondes>marry some american bottle blonde skankHe lost
>craps win>jackies losing>islels losingGary really wants one last Sid vs. Ovi matchup huh?
dad found the liquor wall again
>>154213288>>154213297
After that exhilarating win over the Sharks last night, I am once again excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>154213336>randy, i am the liquor
>islanders
>>154213330not gonna happen if flyers win one game out of the two they have remaining or caps lose to isles
>>154213336>craptain morganDad is disappointed your taste in liquor is this shit
>>154213349HOOF
>>154213311Nah, this is more like>Petterssons wife wants to have an acting career She's not even a very popular Instagram model
Jackies tie it up!
>>154213367shame on you, she married EP for his bubbly personality
a couple weeks away from prime fake scarrrr posting
>>154213269Lmao I remember this. Guy was in damage control. Tried to double down on being retarded.>I-I make six figs but can't afford to buy an ash pailIf you grill, an ash pail is a must.
>check the Islander game score>getting rektThis is why you don't mindlessly copy Vegas
>>154213385
good night everyone
for me it's when the puck squirts free
Man Seeing old pictures of players without helmets is so fucking based. Helmets really are fucking lame
>>154213402Cya later pal
>>154213408Until you get masterton'd
>>154213402nn
>>154213396A lot of really dumb Oilers fans wanted Deboer to replace Knob. They seem to not realize that Deboer has to bring his gay husband to every team and ruin the power play
>>154213402Goodbye fren
>>154213418I don't want to make a joke since he died and that sucks. So im just going to say I think it looks cooler when they don't have helmets, even if i know that its for a good reason.
>>154213424we've gotten a little smarter these past few days. we want cassidy next.
>team with their season on the line losing to a team that has nothing to play forMany such cases. Sad!
I really need to stop watching futurama episodes during intermission. Most of these episodes lately are the tear-jerker ones and make me sad.
>>154213424Every NHL assistant coach is someone's gay husband, even the girl
>>154213463Why are you not tuning into the intermission analysis?
>>154213473because I don't like them.
>>154213463people used to call me stupid but I proved them
Im watching the Habs islander game Is that dudes name heinieman?? Like... buttman?? Lol?
>>154213473just ads and idiotsi watched the latest fruit vid from weirdexplorer
>>154213456And on Tuesday Montreal does it again to Philly. They aren't playing spoiler they're playing fucking grim reaper man
>>154213463I like the ones where nibbler is a big part of the plot
>>154213257>OH GOD HOW WILL THE MILLIONAIRES PLAYING A KIDS GAME HANDLE A 45 MINUTE FLIGHT IN THEIR PRIVATE JETS AND HOTEL SUITES Unironically it might be faster to fly to San Jose than it is to drive to Anaheim
>>154213473I play videogames during intermission
>>154213456Tbf Montreal still has a chance at winning their division
>>154213473The only decent intermission analyst in the entire sport is Bieksa because he has played somewhat recently and was actually a hockey player and not a goon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbD_KegM_mQ
>>154213482kek, the one where he reveals his true self is one of my favorites. The brain one I think it is.
That spaghet i just had was top shelfWhere my spaghetbros at?
>>154213473I like taking my nightly Canadas at that time
>>154213499This fucker should be in jail. Not sure what for, but he probably should be.
>>154213494Or even just getting the 2nd seed
Love seeing the Nucks stand up for their teammates after yet another predatory hit from Gudas.
The fuck were the debbies doing keeping this goalie in the minors?
BLUE FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Broons!!!!
teddy blueger the human booger
why has the IOC and IIHF faggots banned russia, but Gary hasn't?
Oh my god this is terrible. Could somebody please find bud, get hold of this motherfucker so I can make sense of all of this.Where is bud?
Quack.
>>154213551the dog?
>>154213540because russia was banned, not russians retard
>>154213536That's the dumbest thing I've read all day and I don't know why I laughed
>>154213559Wrong. retard.
ISLANDERS COMEBACK STARTS NOW
I wonder if UBS is there to advertise to the players.
>>154213485kek. the ducks commentary crew just blew your retarded opinion right out of the fucking water. kek
My Sensies tie it :)
>>154213531Habs, Bruins, and Flyers should get heemed on the 1st round
>>154213551Sleeping on his crusty sheets
>>154213556the 1er
Reminder that my Wilds clearly won the Hughes deal.
>>154213579What did they say? I live in Orange County and I have driven 2+ hours to get from LA to Anaheim many times because of accidents and road work
>>154213609Source?
nuckies scaaarr
>>154213618late night travel, quick turned around, airports are closed at certain times. I dunno. It was just funny because 2 minutes after I read the post, they countered it with their arguments.
Atta boy Douglas, love to see the big man get his first goal!
>this is the Devils team that eliminated the >wongsGrim.
>>154213622Me.
nuckies finna ruin another cali teams season
evander kane needs to take a paycut and put back on an oilers uniform
both my goalies are doing shitty tonight. Why do I even bother playing any of them?
>>154213637The wongs suck
when do the playoffs start? wednesday?
>>154213627I think the quick turnaround thing is probably the hard part, but the flight from LAX to San Jose isn't that long. If you drive from Staples Center down to their hotels in Anaheim with no traffic that's still about 40+ minutes in a bus going 65mph
>>154213652Evander Kane has disappeared from society ever since hitting 1000 games.
>dump and change with two minutes left in your season
>>154213662Saturday
>>154213649The nucks also play the kings soon too lolCould be a third on the way
totally forget bolduc could score
BOLDUC BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>154213667Just like my islanders
laffs could never
Fat fuck Gudas if you're going to fight at least don't get slammed like that
>>154213664Neat.
ET LE BUT! BOLDUC!
GUDAS SLAYER
ISLANDERS ELIMINATED
Habbies setting records left and right
in a bad mood, /hoc/ster? this will cheer you up:this weekend we'll be watching the garyoffs and wrestlemania
>no NY area team in garyoffs
Surely this year... Canada... this year...
Stink Peninsula OUT
>>154213689wrestlemania died in 2002. garyoffs died in 2011.
>isles lost>BJs lost
>>154213689>still watches WWE in 2026bro how much shittier do they need to make it to get you to stop watching? WWE is unwatchable now that TKO own it
>>154213689I'm going to watch Oba vs Brock. I dont give a shit about the rest.
Flysies are win and in!!!
Marchenko is complete shit. Dante Fabbro belongs in the ECHL
>not even the Ducks broadcast team can stop from talking about The Mastersbased.
>>154213711I only watch the major ppvs
jake de powerplay
>>154213711>now that TKO own itWait...wasn't TKO a WWF game developer? Oh, how the turn tables.
uhhh ducksbros?
what are the cancucks trying to prove manyou guys blow
>>154213721Im rooting for them bro
>>154213716Little bitch
>>154213737I don't recall ever seeing a more blatant PP merchant than DeBrusk this season.
CHAOS to end the night in columbus
Nuckies/Oilers broship lives!
>fighting that behemothFucking WHY? Dumbass.
now he just needs an assist for the gordie howe
kek refs dont care about columbus
>>154213711it's the only show my wife and i both enjoy
my broons won
>>154213755lemme guess, they didn't stop the play, CBJ got scored on, they reviewed it and gary said fuck 'em and they lost?
>>154213747We can't possibly get any better draft lottery odds so might as well win out the season. The boys are playing hard for a spot in the line up next year.
stale thread let's get some ZOOMERS up in here
>>154213768Time ran out and they lost
>>154213770I'm getting drunk soon that should liven things up
wait are the islanders actually eliminated?
>islanders elimination nightIt’s getting a little bit chilly
>>154213770just insult the mildsor brag about the avs
>>154213800Yeah. 91 points and eliminated. They are tied with Vegas for #1 in the pacific right now.
>>154213770/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
>>154213800Yeah
>>154213811lol
>>154213811F If the Flyers win their next game, they should have playoffs locked
TUSKS UP
>>154213808/hoc/ hates the mild AND the softpusys
>>154213822Flyers need to win 1 of their last 2 games
>>154213823It's beautiful
The roster isn’t that young, the young players they do have aren’t developing, and the prospect pool isn’t that good. They have a couple contracts that will look terrible in a few years. They aren’t bad enough to blow it up, but there aren’t enough pieces to build anything better. They are going to sort of sputter around in their current form for a few years before they bottom out. At that point they will do a rebuild, which usually take about five years in the NHL. That gets you to eight years away from being competitive. Of course, this assumes management does a good job rebuilding the team and they have given people no reason to believe they are capable of this.Half the teams make the playoffs every season and the Blue Jackets have done it six times in 25 years. A quarter of the league makes the second round and the Blue Jackets have done this once in the last 25 years. By all metrics, they are one of the least successful Big 4 teams and are arguably the least successful NHL team. They are the New Orleans Pelicans of the NHL.
Tinysota Mild KWAB
1993 is seethin' again. kwab indeed.
>>154213864>Here he goes again, copying redditors posts to /hoc/
rofllove those Es above those Xs
>>154213864Only took them 25 years to figure out their team is irrelevant. Wonder when the kraken fans will get a clue.
>>154213864relocate them to atlanta
>>154213876Thank you Gary
>>1542138845 years ago
>>154213876We need 1v16 NOW>inb4 muh travel
>>154213884No team is irrelevant if they're YOUR team.
AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
north stars was cancelled kwab
>>154213896It's actually the TV guys that don't like it
>>154213903just like slopdown
>>154213884krakkies suck but at least they have fans
Chief Many-Puck say don’t be afraid to shoot. It will free your mind of sorrowful passing.
All you nerds who skip the intermission report are missing out on some Caroline Cameron.
>>154213907just like hampage and cucklision
>plz care about a team from 30 years ago that you didn't even watch as a kidkek. no.
>>154213918Wow even at home she covers up. Might as well wear a niqabs.
>>154213918yjk...
>>154213906They can get over it
i'm abstaining until the avs get knocked off
>>154213926Imagine bandwagon the 2nd iteration of a franchise and being like "the 1st one didnt matter"
>>154213939They pay Gary's bills and Gary knows you'll watch anyway
when mcdavid and kucherov were dogging it for the first half of the season, he kept the zoomers downwhen there was only one player over 30 in the top five scorers in the league, he kept the zoomers downwith a one goal lead and two games in hand over caufield, he's gonna keep the zoomers down
>blah blah blah>plzzzzzz care!!!!Yawn. 1993 is boring tonight.
Sorokin is definitely injured. Team feels banged up and tired. This rushed sch b.c of the break was not good for our team. We over achieved early in the season. We were so good in OT as well. Its a bummer. Its sad. But at the end of the future looks bright. New coach. New GM. Another off season. Hopefully we can move spots in the draft. Keep your heads up the boys put in a solid effort this season, they just couldn't finish. Keep in mind we lost 2 of our core core team early for the whole season. Rom is supposed to be our core Defensive D man who can play lots of mins. We lost a 25-30 goal scorer in palms. Heads up people.
>>154213949McDavid is a zoomer
>>154213949I see 1 Olympic Gold Medal on this list. kek
>>154213959Off you go then
This year there will be 2-3 teams (Leafs, Wings and Islanders) who will not make the playoffs and won't have their own first round pick in a deep draft due to trade deadline mistakes.I'm sure lots of GMs across the league are paying attention to the optics that those 3 GMs must be going through now. They probably want to avoid being caught with their pants down in the future.I wonder if future trade deadline 1st rd draft picks traded will have specific clauses to avoid these situations.Teams that are sellers at the deadline know that the 1st round picks received in trades from buyers will most likely be in the no: 24-32 selection range.The clause might be a player X is traded by Team A in return for a first round pick from Team B. But that 1st round pick can be any 1st pick of that draft, not just specifically the 1st rd pick of the Team B.In 2025 trade deadline, Leafs traded their own 1st rd pick in 2026 draft and Fraser Minten to Boston in return for Carlo.In the future, the first round given to Boston would be any first round pick in 2026. The Leafs are sucking now and that 1st pick could be 6th or 7th overall.In this situation, the Leafs could trade a roster player (at a loss due to weakened negotiating position) for a 1st rd pick at the upcoming draft, which will be given to Boston.For Islanders, hey won't have their own 2026 1st rd pick (#14-16 overall) because of Schenn trade with St Louis. But they have Colorado's 2026 1st round pick (probably around #24-32) from Brock Nelson trade.Based on the clause suggestion, Islanders can choose to give up the less valuable Colorado pick to St Louis instead of their higher own pick.
>he thinks I'm ever leaving.kek. no.
>>154213945Gary WILL change his mind >:(
>>154213978jej
>>154213962>>154213978Just go hang out on reddit if you love their posts so much
>>154213968he's an old soul
>>154213059Not like my Penguins (:
>>154213970skinner would have made that save
Remember when boston had 3 draft picks in a row? Man what a juggernaut they became with those picks.
the canucks are the final boss for playoff hopefuls
i thought the ducks already won the west....
>>154213968he's my age
>>154214082You're a zoomer Harry
Kinda weird how 2 sunbelt teams with an unordinary amount of OTLs are in playoff positions.
>>154214082what's my age again?
bunch of bitchmade niggas in this thread. your team's out of contention. stop posting.
>>154214094Kinda weird how the Ducks are super mediocre but are second in the league in power plays, behind only Florida
>>154214103Cope. It's the regular season and anything can happen before playoffs start.
>>154214093thanks. I'm still young at heart
>>154214116Don't forget to get it checked
>>154214109Kinda weird how a canadian team hasn't won the stanley cup in 33 years.
if the ducks win, do they earn a playoffs spot?
Uh oh snesbros
>ducks love chickenumm thats cannibalism
>>154214129Gary doesn't want us to question this.
>>154214142good boy.
>>154212871What did you expect when your top d-man only knows how to play offensively and reminder that Toews was on the ice when USA scored the first goal against Canada in Olympic finals and his only tactic was slashing when he couldn't get to him lmao
>>154214141based cfa enjoyers
There's spiritually only 11 playoff teams in the league
>>154214137I’m conflicted. I’m indifferent to playing either Buffalo and Carolina, but I’m worried about the chance of finishing in WC1 and Tampa also ending up 1st in the Atlantic . Habs also have plot armour against us.
>>154214151>all this copekek
dreading monday and the heat wave lads
>>154214141It's more like a Brazilian enjoying sopa de macaco
>>154214165At this point just play it out and be happy you're invited to the party.
>>154214170It's the truth, I have no dog in this fight
>>154214151look man if you think you're going to get anything substantial out of the mildcuck you're wasting your time
>quacks playign the worst team in the league>want to cinch a playoff spot>still loseLOL
>>154214196stand for nothing fall for anythingcuck chair mentality just like the fagalanche
>>154214208they're not very exciting
>>154213864>apehoop analogy
The Devils deserved better than how this season played out.
>>154214238Deserves got nothing to do with it.
>>154214238>win all your garytime mini games>get obliterated otherwise
>special hockey teamkek
5 STANLEY CUPS.9 STANLEY CUP FINALS.The Edmonton Oilers own the BEST playoff winning percentage in NHL history.
Wow anaheim is shit, losing to my nuckies
>>154214269What kind of jeet wrote this? Suzuki is the 5th Hab to ever do it but there have been 11 instances of players with seasons of 100 points
>>154214280how many garycups?
>>154214269Does anyone thinks the management will let him break Guy Lafleur's record in future? It was only 136 points.
>>154214280getting fat off first round chippies in 16 team playoffs in a 21 team league in the 80s
>>154214296There's a good chance he never even sniffs 125
lmao Ducks are supposed to be a playoff team. they cant even beat the Canucks
>>154214290Only fanbase is filled with jeets is laffs
>>154214313This but the mammies and the >flumes
>>154214314Jeets will farm izzat by making images of literally any team.
How. Many. Gary. Cups?
>>154214331When Gary is used as a prefix, it means that the thing being modified is not real and doesn't really count>garytime>garyout>garycup
>>154214326I'm starting to think 2008 cup run was a fluke cause they haven't retired anyone's number from that Stanley Cup win.
>IT DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!kwacanacuck
Reminder that if we couldn't say 1993, we could still say, 1994, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2011, 2021, 2024, or 2025. We own (You).
my shit ass ducks aren't playing like they want to win
>>1542143572011 is asterisked.
>>154214397Retard
>34 wins>in playoffscan't remember the last time I saw a team win that few games and make it, has to be before the 98-2000 expansion years
Huomenta but the opposite
are we still 1993 postinghow are you not bored of this shit
>>154214397Nah. You're life is.
>>154214414you too fren
leafs still haven't won a cup since 1993?how are you not bored of this shit
>>154213907>last time Dynamite got a milly 2/22/23
Are your Canadas slimy and green like spinach or brown and solid like chunky peanut butter?
>>154214407kangz are breaking records
>>154214449mine are cute and smalllike little lincoln logs
>>154214441>February 22ndEasy anon, we have Can'tnadians in here. Don't want to trigger their autism and they start sperging out again
>yfw we might actually get Oilers vs. Kings Part V
>>154214463oh god no. gary needs a new script
>>154214463i wish i was better at photoshop...
>>154214414
>>154214407Cap era record for a full season is 38 by two different central division teams. >kongs could conceveiably get to 37 wins or lose out and let the 38 win Preds pass them
gary pulling out all the stops for the duckies
BROCK BIG COCK BOESER
>>154214490GoudAss and some other useless fuck came back so ducks are back on their bullshit
tolopilo isn't even a bad goalie
THE DUCKS ARE CAUSING ME STRESS
The ducks are shitting their briefs
>>154214507you mean their jockstraps
Why can't the fucking Canucks play like the last place team in the NHL when they face >us?
And now they wanna act like the PPG fucking matters
>>154214474/hoc/ is a snoopy general
40th for Cutter at least
>>154214462What doesn’t trigger the syrupeans?
2 SHG against...
Suck on that nuckers
Briefs status=cleaned
LEODUCKIES TIE IT
Why are the refs so biased against a 32nd place team?
wake me up when the garyout is about to start.
>>154214548They handed the cucks that win against sj last night, fuck you
Oilers finna play the Avs first round
i hope it goes to a shootout so we can see what mctavish cooks up
>>154214548You can shut your bitch ass up. Refs have a hate boner for the ducks
garys got the fake crowd noise going again
Got drunk too fast bros
Holy shit Seattle called up Kokko? That guy has been mediocre at best in Coachella Valley. The Calder Cup playoffs are kinda ass when all the top teams call up the best players for the NHL playoffs but I'm sure Seattle is sending him back down since they are going to be sitting at home doing nothing
>>154214555Our best players showed up last night. I don’t know why Celebrini didn’t, especially against his hometown team.
ducks need to win this for snoop
>>154214583I heard Snoop Dogg and Scott Oake are good friends.
Come on you mother canuckers we need you to do us a huge favor and win this game in regulation
>>154214548You're lucky there wasn't an instigator penalty on Vancouver for the fight against Gudas, cantpucks got sand in their vagina over a clean hit
Curtis Douglas for those that don't know is 6'9" and an AHL fighting legend. Guy is a monster to see in person on the ice. Glad to see he finally got to the NHL because he was a menace in the minors
>>154214589oake is snoops second best friend after martha stewart
>>154214591It was absolutely a nice clean hit but I imagine the Canucks saw the backlash the laffs players got after the Gudas hit on Matthews and knew they had to LARP as tough guys to avoid the same media shitstorm.
Good bye /hoc/. It's been fun hanging with you fellas
>>154214609Good night see you tomorrow
>>154214609doubt it
>>154214609Cya numale
trouba the tuba
>>154214609Cya layer pal
>>154214141>mfw it's real
>>154214141Ducks and chicken aren’t the same species
my islanders were in a playoff spot all year this can't be happening i'm in charge here
>>154214590well it didn't happen sorry
>>154214654We were 5 days off from bud+4
Who shits their briefs in garytime?
>>154214670I don't expect much from your country when it comes to hockey anyways
>>154214675i already shidded them earlier
>>154213280How? The NHL has 4x as many live spectators than the KHL has total.
>refs ignore trip on Nucks>Immediately calls weak slash on ducks Gary hates sharks and ducks
>>154214679no u
>>154214692Because some oligarch will pay a lot more than $9.5M for him to do a farewell tour. It's a good investment for one season too. For Ovechkin he gets to be praised in Russia and a KHL season is much easier on the body
the canucks are just doing it for the love of the game
>snes 20 year rebuild is finally over>buffalel 20 year rebuild is finally over>detoilet...yzershit has to get fired right
So the ducks clinched right?
>>154214692Because hes one of the biggest hockey players ever. Him being in a league would increase the amount of people watching it by a bunch. Which short term is obviously great for a league, but long term even better. Like if gretzky said he would play a pwhl game, id watch that shit.
>>154214710Nope still need a point
FUCKFUCKFUCKDUCKS LOSE FUCK
>>154214710No, need 91 points since their RW is so bad
kwab
jej
fuck this fucking dog shit sport man
It has been a Canucks Win kind of weekend.
The 3 players that went from the wild to the ducks in the hughes trade were all on the scoresheet on the OT goal, kek>Rossi, buium, ohgren
>three straight games against the California teams>only lose to the Kingskek kinda based
if the nucks beat the kangz on tuesday i'm going to chuckle softly
i hate this fucking cancucks team man
will gary rig the lottery for the rags or laffs
Qu-ACCCKED
>>154214737*NucksNot ducks
>>154214719I thought Cutter could play right
nuckies have everyone right where they want them
>>154214714>>154214719Wait, aren't they at 90 points since it went to OT? The preds can only tie and they'd lose the tie breaker no?
>>154214729>>154214744whos your team bro
Boeser is such a CHAD
>>154214694>ignore tripCope and seethe. Nuckies showing the Pacific they better turn their shit around before Gavin comes to town.
>>154214719>>154214714>>154214752
>>154214752Preds have the tiebreaker as I already explained
>>154214755just wait until chytil returns from his 15th concussion, it's wagon time baby!
cancucks imagine if you played like this at the start of your season you fucking faggot ass fucking team
>>154214763Will also be great to see Demko come back from injury after the off season.
>>154214761Oh shit you're right, my bad. I was thinking wins were what counted for the tie breaker, not regulation wins.
>>154214771the canucks always save their best for last when they've been eliminated you idiot
>>154214778yea cause its a fag ass team
>>154214781no, YOUR ass is a fag
mitch meltie
>>154214781Don't you talk about my Canucks like that.
fucking hate this OT and these goalies
>>154214792>>154214792>>154214792>>154214792
the flams jersey would be cooler if they changed the yellow to magenta
>>154214797>earlyfagRetard
>>154214798Stop making up words to try and make the flames cooler
can someone make a non-earlyfag thread
dustin wolf? more like dustin wombat
>>154214797I HATE early threads.
wolf should fight keller
>>154212857Wtf?I thought feet fags were a meme.
