CAMAN GRUG
POINT TO YER FACKIN EAR

He's up a set, why are we dooming

Someone update the calendar in the OP next time

Why is Kakanov so bad now? Straight setted by Who?go Carabelli. He used to be the master of beating lower ranked shitters.

Bruh my captchas ain’t working on any device except phone data
How the fuck am I meant to talk to my Portuguese friends

>>154226868
Not just you, Norf. Ameriburgers are having trouble too

>>154226868
>>154226448
Here, was wondering why the thread is so empty. Takes ages for me to load as well so not even sure how my post went through.

>>154227117
Starting sentences with “here” is peak bong. If you’re not homegrown you’ve graduated to elite

>>154227216
Definitely not from the UK. Or any English-speaking country for that matter. But had school teachers who insisted we learn British English. Had one in particular who always groaned when it came to American spelling and slang.

>>154227265
“Here…” is a secret bong way to start a conversation

>>154227865
I suppose I'm part of the secret club now?

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Match of the day

For me it's all about Fonseca and Jodar today.
Mid day.

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We can be looking at a solid QF show-off though
>Alcaraz-Rublev
>Minaur-Etcheverry

>Norrie-Jodar
>Fils-Musetti

Did 4chan get hacked again? What the heck is going on?

So, do we know if Sinner plays Madrid or not?

>Nuno your business vs Etch (plays) everry (clay tournament)
>Demon whore vs Novak's protege
>Hoedar vs CUCk
>SCAM vs Quitt

>Vacherot's inferior cousin vs Fatseca
>Fabulous Fabian vs Shitty Tsitsi part two
>Blockhead vs Broccolihead
>Cobolloser vs Zinedine Zidane
>Koprivass vs Dudderi
Not a great lineup today

It's all priced in.

>>154226448
Every time I read a Flashscore preview of a Khachanov match it always describes him as "out of form"
Even when he randomly finalled Toronto last year he has never been in form and it's a mystery to me how he remains in the top 20

11ºC and looks like rain could be on the horizon in Munich.
One of the coldest tournaments for sure. Mid April in southern Germany can get pretty cool.
Madrid masters is also around 13ºC during the matches in cooler years.

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Happy birthday to the biggest disappointment of all time. Say something nice about him.

Rinderknech in shambles

>>154230880
That smash was an atrocity, sums it all up

>shittyass

based Borges

https://streamable.com/h143z4

Fonz :)

>>154230587
He really is a fat little boy now isn't he? Also who names a stadium "Piss (of) Rafa Nadal"

>>154231124
>Becoming a villain to get into his first QF
Was it worth it

>>154231124
It's legit. Sketchy should have been ready to run instead of playing at the fence like a dirty clayrat.

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PLEASE hire a coach who will teach you how to serve you FUCKING retard

>>154231183
Alex "Australia's Embarrassment" di Minaur

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Based Charles

>>154231183
He must have gotten a nasty virus in Acapulco or something because he's been complete shit since then. He did well enough at AO and won Rotterdam over indoor Fraudix earlier this year.

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Just fucking retire from tennis already

Words cannot express my disdain for this man and his tennis

>>154231124
Based although quite anti-climatic, never thought Nuno would dare such a thing.

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He sleeps with Katie Boulter every night. That's better than winning Slams.

kyrgoat would never

So bored of today's matches I'm watching the Sinncaraz 2022 USO quarters

Did they fix this gay site again?

I heard its an attempt to stop bots and von fags but it completely ruined any fun posting yesterday.

Also, if I were an average German girl Im 99% certain Cobolli would be my dream italian crush. No homo ofc

Jodar? Jodar.
>>154231564
that were a proper match . i miss being able to root for both of sincaraz
>>154231588
now my posts are just at 100% forever

I CANT POST

Bergs is the type of insufferable nepo fuckboy to rape his girlfriend after they already started dating

>>154231633
>now my posts are just at 100% forever
yep same experience. Its worse than a coin toss if the post goes through or not.

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>>154231661
literally get this an a pop up error message in my browser.

lol another one bites the dusta

>>154231649
I slept with my girlfriend when she was asleep on holiday recently
let's see if this goes through

>>154231692
i was gonna ask, but then decided I dont want to know.

Kwabcaraz out of Barca
He's finished

>>154231814
>Kwabcaraz out of Barca
https://x.com/Eurosport_ES/status/2044441002350362932?s=20
o-oh. our 22 year old wonder boy might be getting the injuries of a 28 year old boomer already.

And god bless, Sinner remains #1

>>154231828
>28 year old boomer
Are you a Gen beta bitch or did you mean Zoomer? Because there are no 28yo old Boomers

>https://x.com/TennisTV/status/2044374876237049969
>UNDERARM ACE ON MATCH POINT?!
>A stroke of genius from @nunoborges97 to reach his biggest career ATP quarter-final in Barcelona!
"stroke of genius"
sorry but there is an unwritten rule about this

>>154231828
>28 year old boomer
Are you a Gen beta bitch or did you mean Zoomer? Because there are no 28yo old Boomers

>>154231888
>german understand humour challenge

>>154231909
I give you German humor.
what does an English man do after winning the World cup?

>>154231925
I’m sc*ttish

Quinncels....

>>154232202
gotten any balder?

>>154231903
hey you already said that >>154231888
boomer having issues with his new toch screen phone?

>>154231901
And the unwritten rule is "If it's my match point, I'll do whatever it takes"

>>154232312
Brother the website is fucked leave Hans alone

FIX THE FUCKING SITE!

Tennis. (Quoted 1000 hours to post this)

>Italy bought a license from Belgium to host another ATP event
Soon tennis tournaments will only be held in the USA, Italy and the oil sheikh states.

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>>154233592
It's a Wimbledon warmup in Milan. Wonder if Jsinnz will bother with it.

Carlos withdraws and with that both tournaments become utter snores until the semis. See you guys next week

>>154231901
just don't stand so far behind the baseline, bro :^)

>>154233592
>>154233690
god bless more grass tournaments.
Now if only there existed a single grass court specialist to humiliate all these hard court one tricks.

>>154231901
underhand serve and body shots should be normalized

>>154235833
It's gay because it's another mickey mouse warmup tournament instead of a proper big grass event.

>>154235927
if its in milan theyll curate it into a 500 in no time

>>154236009
True. Watch the Italian Federation bully more 500s out of a space in the calendar.

Sites fixed

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Tight odds today. Books in the know

nah not today, no fonz no watchy.

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>obligate stans
>>>/WTATP/

>>154240176
What Lionchad matches would you reccommend to go back and watch?

>Sonegro vs Pooblev
>Pootet vs Poosetti
>Chick-fil-A vs Nagasaki

>van de Zandslop vs Pansy Franzy
>Ctrlmaier vs Molcan't
>Zveering out of control vs the other black Canadian
>the one white Canadian vs Marzipan
And I thought my day couldn't get any worse

Jodar will chock the world and win Barthelona

Alcaraz since 2024

In Slams: 9 tournaments, 5 titles, 6 finals, 6 semifinals, 8 quarterfinals, 9-1 vs top5, 13-3 vs top10, 20-3 vs top20

In Masters, WTF and Olympics: 18 tournaments, 4 titles, 7 finals, 9 semifinals, 12 quarterfinals, 6-4 vs top5, 13-6 vs top10, 21-10 vs top20

Nobody else fins weird how this guy struggles and gets injured in the "irrelevant" tournaments, but then when it's a Grand Slam he "suddenly" becomes a beast and so much better?

>>154241007
Alcaraz has 7 slams, 8 masters, 0 golds and 0 tour finals.

When the big 3 won their 7th slam they had.
Nadal: 18 masters, 1 olympic gold, 0 tour finals
Djokovic: 18 masters, 0 olympics, 3 tour finals
Federer: 8 masters, 0 olympics, 2 tour finals

>>154241007
Djokovic is the only big 3 + Murray without chronic debilitating injuries. No sense in spamming meme copas when people only care about the slams. Charles will be able to enjoy middle age

>>154241007
other tournaments only matter in the sense that you're getting into form for slams, carlos realized that sooner than others

Alcaraz will end up winning more slams than masters.

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Bros...

>>154241142
RBA? I guess the writing has been on the wall for a while now

>>154241142
This man has been playing since Agassi

>>154241370
>RBA?
No, Roberto Marcora. Literally who from Italy who hasn't played since 2023. He felt the need to make this announcement now since everybody's been wondering.

>>154241824
Kek

Zvereved soon.
Rublev now!

Grug’s motivation is gone now that his main rival and only peer, Rune, is sidelined.

>>154241824
Oh no not MarGOATa, sad to see him go
Streets will never forget his epic three set victory over Federico Gaio in round 2 of the 2020 Noumea Challenger
Incidentally he has a 2-0 H2H against Musetti

Been away for a few days. So 4chinz fucked with the captcha again?

>>154241874
How did unmotivated Grug win AO with Rune sidelined?

Does anyone have a webm of sissi's last flpoint?
The one where he kwabbed a backhand into the sky?
I'm at work I can't make it myself

>>154242131
If no one makes it by the time I cut out for home after lunch, I'll do it for you pastafriend

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It really does just keep happening to him doesn't it

>>154242278
What a gay Nike shirt. What the fuck were they thinking with this design?

>>154242043
His caveman brain takes some time to process new information. Also zverev lol

>>154241142
he's older than Ruud so ...

>>154242352
Based choke artist Zverev and old man Novak handing Charles the career slam on a silver platter. Still ridiculous how many bps Sinner choked that match.

>>154242435
It's his worst stat when it counts, right up there with first serve percentage.

Since when Shapo plays on clay?

>>154242784
He beat Rafa in Rome

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>>154242131

I think y'all owe someone a Shapology

>>154242905
literally me

>>154242905
holy kino
thanks I'm going to use this

>Flavortown vs Komemea
>Permanent #3 vs Smelliest #2
>"New Two at home"
>Shapping for a win vs Slayer of Bublik

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>>154243440
that actually wasn't the one I meant,
but I'm home now

>>154243586
2026 is Fabian's year on clay.
Maybe...