Playoffs soonShit games now
Very crappy games tonight :(
8 down 4 to go.
Very marnery games tonight (:
How many elimination goals does Marner need to get for us to stop calling them that
Flush it down.
I heard Brady Tkachuk is out with AIDS
dropped my phone on my toe :(
based
>>154233161>>154233297we don't call those that here now actually we call them roys (nic and/or patrick)
>>154233297Infinite
>>154233564Did some faggot in kindergarten make this?
JOIN THE BRACKET CHALLENGE YOU COWARDhttps://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>>154233681Sorry you are too retarded to make an account
>>154233564Gary will achieve the parity he sought for so long whether you like it or not goy.
with finns, you dont lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coV_muQWkM8&lc
>>154233703If you made one it can't be that hard
>>154233703There you are you little weasel
>just give gary your credit card number and personal information goym
>>154233700>>154233743Ok
>>154233766Are you one of those retards that uses their real name in their email address?
just took a showerpeed in there too
i dropped my phone on some guys toe he seemed ok but it was kinda embarrassing
>>154233707aLL wILL bE oNE wITH gARY
>>154233669i just joined bro
>>154233863who the FUCK are the wiggles?
>>154233700I dropped an airfry on my big toe last year. Took almost a full year to heal the nail.
>>154233863>Keybank Center was so sure the Sabres would miss the playoffs that they scheduled events there mid-AprilJej
the thing i miss about being pre-op is being able to firehose my pee
>>154233837why would you be embarrassed? did he pull you into a kiss?
>>154233863They'll move her. NHL teams are required to reserve certain dates but arenas can still book events in case the team doesn't make the playoffs
>>154233863Tate Mcrae fucks over another hockey team
>>154233901kek
>>154233894Some Disney band that was popular when I was a teenager. Surprised they still have pull.
new ath on the s&pgary wants you to be wealthy to spend money on his merchare you obliging?
>>154233901Hey, laffs have been planning parades for decades, which is even more retarded.
>>154233939why arent they called the Garys and instead of peoples heads theyd have Gary's head
>>154233976>whataboutdalaffs???
true patriot love in all [redacted] command
the stench of samir fills the air
Reading about Hot Tamale Louie
>>154234030
My team is shit and run by retards
>>154234107based ded wongs chad
>NHL on TNT’s fifth regular season of coverage has delivered its most watched on record, with overall viewership up 19% vs. last season through 71 regular season games. Women viewers aged 2+ showed particular strong growth, up 26% vs. last season. >Women viewers aged 2+
>>154234107you should cheer for the flames
What triggered Samir's melty this time?
>>154234139H-how did you know
>>154234166my 3 year old is still seething from the blue jackets' collapse
>>154234181He got triggered by Omar's win again
>>154234181ottawa
getting the triforce shards now
> Samir mentioned. I'm down.
>>154234166Has Hockey lost the newborn toddler audience?
>>154234580my one year old male son said he stopped watching because of the sports, quote, " embrace of the homos and women", and he followed that up by asking me "why don't they fight anymore", to which I could not supply an adequate answer that would dispel his notion that the sport was indeed being taken over by, to use his term, the "homos and women"
>>154234647>son, we are canadian. we have always been homos.
>>154234647Your son's name? Albert Einstein and then everybody clapped
>>154234647Careful Gary isn't above taking out a toddler for asking tough questions
my three year old was crying and asked why bud won
I'm more of a hockey atheist personally
>>154234746quiet the hockey gods will hear you
>>154234800And do what? Strike me down where I st
>>154234746this anon is a lightning fan, gods
The reign of George Parros is driving away the newborn-toddler audience. My 7 month old son asked me "Father, how can a man like Radko Gudas with prior suspensions that have followed him his entire professional career only get a phone hearing for ending the season of franchise player like Auston Matthews? Is it because he is a Leaf?".Chasing the sunbelt audience has driven a wedge between Gary and the cradle, there is no future in this sport as long as severe violence goes unpunished.
Today I learned the Flyers only have two cups
>>1542348753 soon
>>154235075>filthytards think that was a real Pens fan
>>154235075wtf thats literally assault. the NHL needs to investigate this.
>>154235075Pretty good form by gritty.
>>154235085>REAL Penguins fan reacts to man getting pied in the face
>>154235085That's legitimately Sid bro
>>154235075lunacy
>>154233813
>only watch playoffs>my team is never in the playoffsbased or fuckgoof?
>>154235075Can't wait for all the new Philthy fans to vanish once they get bounced then dick around here for half a season before they realize the Flylels are out of playoff contention again before they all leave besides that one Finn.
>>154235244This faggot actually makes me miss Trudeau
>>154234977That's what they said when they got Lindros lmao
>>154235244cringe
>>154235267more like all the pens bandwagoners suddenly become shorks fans after sid leaves
>>154235244we should invade finland for real
>>154235244Saw Canadians baseding out over him skating lmao enjoy your 20% youth unemployment, highest food inflation in the G7 and infinite jeets
>>154235325Finland has 20 times more soldiers
>>154235381And drunks
>>154235384and straight white men
Figures that /hoc/ would stop working right before playoffs
bud1
guys i passed smoke school! go sabres!
My penguins (:
poor bedsy :((
>>154235264Sounds retarded
Why is this site so fucked up again?
>>154235393I looked it up and while Finland does have 2x the soilders as Canada there are more straight white males in Canada thn the entire population of Finland
what would it take to get Nylander
>>154235393>>154235381pls invade us i won't put up a fighti'll assimilate quick, if you know what i mean
Penguins chads…. Shannon is where a flyers jersey…https://youtu.be/LQ7fkuvheIU?si=JFbZdXSPNWYivx_r
>>154235515
I dont speak yinzer
>>154235555god damn that one girl got some saggers kek
>>154235537xhe rb attempting to compromise it before long awaited 04/17/22 anniversary celebrations
>getting cucked by the wiggleskek
>>154235582Cope
>>154235586Sad
>>154235267>Can't wait for all the new Philthy fans to vanishFuck I'm old.
>>154235595>6'0 vs 5'11
>>154235441I think it's the whole site. It's really hard to post on /vt/
next up in the yzerplan
>>154235515kek welcome to the NHL bitch
>only two days of the gary season left>then only a few rounds of the gary offs >then it's gary over
>>154235632Hope every series is a 7 gamer so we can all spend more time together
>>154235646so does gary
It won't stop raining
>>154235515the hawks won this game and bedard scored btw
>>154235632I’m looking forward to the fun hockey :)
french canadians are like regular canadians but with french ancestry
>>154235652Here it’s 70 degrees and sunny
>>154234166Heated rivalry grew the game
Sabres btfoing the non believers
>>154235648he would be absolutely livid if he found out how i watch the hockey games.
i'm more interested in hatewatching the habs sorry
just entered ganon's tower. it is almost over. although i will not play more until later tonight. it is beer and hockey time.
do swedes and finns interbreed
>>154235696is this true
>>154235768SMFF historically
>>154235768Imagine the smell
>>154235595based
who's winning the vezina
>>154235768there are some finns who only speak swedish believe it or not
>>154235794Me (Gary)
>>154235794
>r/hockey stickies all their PWHL game threads in a vain attempt to get people to post in themKWAZDDL (kek, what a zero dimes drawn league)
>>154235828the only reason for people to watch women sport is if they are hot and wear little clothesfemale hockey players got neither
>>154235828Idk what’s gayer women’s hockey or you using reddit
i hope a bunch of rangers, stars and vegas players get long-term injuries tonight. Also sharks.
LMFAO
>it's up>hoc official hoc bracket 2026https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
What's worse for hockey: a team getting 20 gary points or a player scoring 19 of his 23 goals on the power play?
>>154235889The OT/SO plague is worse. Power plays have been part of hockey forever, Gary points are Gary's doing
>>154235889There's nothing wrong with PP merchants
>>154235889gary points are cancerjust count wins and losses like in the offs
Why doesn't the NHL.com stats page show how many ENGs a player has? Seems odds.
>>154235877>laffs
>>154235901OT and SO wins aren't real wins
bruims will beat buftqlo
shannon hurt his back on the treadmill
Florida's arena is fucking. EMP. TEE. Holy fucking shit. Defending back-to-back champs ffs.
I like Gary points because that let's my pens in the 'offs
>>15423587920 people so far not bad, I’ll probably join tomorrow
>>154235914obv they are draws which only count when two teams have the same amount of wins
>>154235934>>154235879btw you can put a fake emailthey dont do email confirmationjust note it somewhere
>>154235905https://www.nhl.com/stats/skaters?report=realtime&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20252026&seasonTo=20252026&gameType=2&sort=emptyNetGoals&page=0&pageSize=50
>>154235877the future is now
>>154235879What is this?
mackinnon is an ally to all
>>154235931hopefully his wife's bull can help him set up his boards
>>154235957>/wwe/
the yzerplan era ends tonight
>florida has 16 injured playersHmmm...seems fishy.
kitties scarr!!!
Shit teams shit games Thanks Gary
>>154235959kkek this has to be photoshoops
>laffs
>>154235947I'm not clicking that link
>>154235595Everyone just forgot about the littlest hughes
>mackbitch is a race cuckshocker.
>>154235978>laffs play for pride>laffs>pride
I hope Geno slashes another faggot swede in the neck
>>154235929Bruins are lucky to make playoffs. Buffalo will win
Based Detroit announcer is calling out florida's tanking bullshit, then florida scores a goal while he is mid-sentence. kek
Detroit's play-by-play guy was just going off on florida's tanking horseshit, and then, mid-sentence, florida scored. kek
>>154236007>>154236001you guys should date
Florida can’t even tank properly
>go to the cup finals 3 years in a row>win 2 of them>decimated by legit injuries all season>stay competitive up until the trade>get decimated by more injuries>decide fuck it, we'll get em next year>start playing ahlers and young players to see what you actually have>the announcer for some shit team that went from 1st place to missing the playoffs and hasnt made the playoffs in over a decade cries that you are tanking because he's not allowed to bad mouth the wings gmEverything abput the Detroit organization is unlikable. Everything.
Any /bootsonground/
>>1542360442014, 1993.
>>154236033Our leafs are about the show them how its done
>>154235945Yeah I use a fake email
>>154236031Your mom should date
>>154236046boobs on the ground? sounds like my grandma without a bra!
Time for the tanking >laffs vs. The Belleville Senators
>>154236067HEY!!!You forgot about 1967
>>154236044not to mention they refused to play mike modano so his career forever reads 1499 games playedfuck detroit, FUCK DETROIT! garbage fans garbage franchise! sweden is with canada on this one
>>154236044You sound like a permanently ass-mad faggot, or a canadian, as some people call them.
>>154236113Scott Laughton finna come alive like when he destroyed them pre season
test
ottawa looks like a shithole. thank God I'm never going there. I think visiting Gary, Indiana would be more fun.
>>154235945you can also use H0H 0H0 as your postal code. gary doesnt care if you pretend you are santa.
>>154236114and don't forget 04/17/22
#LeafsSuck
>>154236204/hoc/ is so back
This is just like my Islanders
>>154236182the most important of all victories
>>154236214Hiroshimoot can't hold us down
>>154236219so THIS is what icing is, huh...
>>154236235
>>154233468>Canadian Tire Centre's closed due to AIDSAlso sens just scored
>>154236235it's icing on the cake is what it is
uhm is there a special button i can press to see the puck?
>losing to the Belleville Senators>laffs
>>154236247
>>154236247It's that giant "X" at the top right of your screen.
>>154236247You MUST believe in the puck first; if it doesn't count if you don't, it's cheating > image is unrelated
>>154236265I saw a UFO once
>>1542362654 year anniversary tomorrow! how will you celebrate losing your virginity?
The laffs stink!
>>154236296I’m saving myself for marriage >:(
The fact that the pacific division has 4 playoff teams is an indictment on how shit the west is.
I am not a sports better, but if I were, I would put money on the Hawks in this game. After repeated embarrassments, where effort is being questioned, accusations that they are already at the golf course mentally, plus the letdown for the Sharks where they were trying for playoffs but now no longer really have anything to play for, plus the Hawks wanting, consciously or unconsciously, to show the world that the Sharks rebuild isn't so far ahead of them as it seems, and finally the fact this is the Hawks last game of season but NOT the Sharks last game... it just feels like a Hawks win to me.
The weak should fear the strong
for me? tonight? it's got to be the final bussy-off between bedard and celebrinimay the best bussy win!
>>154235269he's worse than trudeau is many ways, but better in others. I'm just sad at the sorry state of our country
>>154236360The lightning are frauds until otherwise proven
James Reimer is still playing?
this broken website is starting to piss me off. i immediately got banned from the detroit red wings subreddi for simply asking if the announcers were still crying about florida tanking when they were down 5-0. i tried to ask that shit here first 10 times.
my kid's lacrosse team just won 18-4 kwab
>>154236375congrats king hope he got in on the scoring
>>154236376Sean Higgins and the Half-Truth Sobriety Test
>>154236376lol
>>154236365The good news is that he's more qualified than a drama teacher/snowboarding instructor but the bad news is he's a globalist banker
>>154236376grim
>>154236365stop being delusional. they all paid off by the same corporations and bend the knee to their neocapitalist overlords.
>>154236245You, know a cake is Finnish slang term for prison sentence. Goes back to centuries, when there wasn't a difference between a cake or other baked goods and prisoners were fed mostly with just spoiled bread and prisoners often died to malnutrition and diseases that come with malnutrition. Given that its a cop we are talking about, I hope he gets to enjoy his cake in general population and gets beaten often. Even better if he gets stabbed with sharpened toothbrush or something leading to permanent and painful injuries. That might be icing on that cake.
>>154236394He's a prick. At least Trudeau was a bit of a goof. This guy is just a straight up prick.
>>154236376>your honour, I DEMAND you throw out this trial! ... with extreme prejudice>on what grounds?>the facts, your honour, or rather- lackthereof. my client was lied to! therefore NOTHING recorded, said, or done can be used against him!>well, technically you're right. I can't believe I'm saying this but, Sean Higgins, you're free to go. god bless america and god bless the calgary F L A M E S
Had some serious swamp ass today
>>154236414R U L EULE
>>154236451based
Test
penulty shot in chiraq
Well actually it's pronounced why-zerplan
bedard is a menace to society at large
Can the Stars NOT be fucking cardiac before the fuckin playoffs?
red wings seriously suck
>>154236409neat. thanks for sharing, heikki
Can the Stars NOT BE FUCKING CARDIAC?!
knights play today
not touching the penis
wtf
>>154236451what type of undies were you wearing?
G-guys?
>>154236376Lmao
habs in 4
my cherny :)
>Last home game of the regular season>Lose to the rags
4chan busted and slow as molasses?Use the time to sign up for the official FREE NHL official /hoc/ bracket challenge league 2026.It just takes a minute. It's FREE. You could win bragging rights on /hoc/ and maybe win a prize in the official Gary sponsored contests.We have 21 entrants so far which is cool, but 40 would be better. Why haven't you signed up yet? You don't consider yourself a top 40 poster in /hoc/? 21 other people think they are smarter than you. You could be the 1 hit wonder that tops the charts, but ya have to sign up.Make a meme name and prove to /hoc/ how funny you are. Playoffs start Saturday, brackets open Thursday. Get prepared and GET HYPE.https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
detoilet losing 8-1 after their commentators were talking about florida tanking is kinda funny.
>>154236643>play kucherov 21 minutes for no reason
>>154236376Why aren't they using pictures of his NHL career? Why are they only showing pictures of him with his family and of some fetus in some womb? Why did the jew york post pick those specific photos?
>>154236666>8-1kwab
>>154236666CheckedAbsolutely btfo
>>154236651we are up to 22 entrants now congratulations to our newest competitor some faggot retard, good luck shit head!!
>>154236666Just like my islanders
>>154236651Fuck it im in
actually we are up to23 now, good job bros!
>>154236666CHECKED AND KEKED
what is this expression supposed to convey?
>>154236736what a heated rivalry
>>154236736
I was hoping anons swamp ass would be the last post in 4chink history
>8-1
>>154236322based and kavanaughpilled
The Blackhawks are so ass how did all those young call ups fail so badly?
Shootouts don't exist in the playoffs, thankfully.
Well see you next year laffs. Time for ploffs.
58 streams for this shitass game? what's up with that
>>154236813coach ain't there to rape them anymore.
>>154236816Yet
>>154236816wow epic take
>>154236833Most probably don’t walk
>>154236813look, all I'm saying is that the last time the players were getting graped by one of the coaching staff, they were a dynasty.
Experience Oilers hockey tomorrow
>>154236844i think it was a gay video watching session
>>154236836Never>>154236837Wasn't supposed to be a "take", retard.
holy fucking wongs can't believe i missed that game
>>154236869stop posting newfag we were doing fine without you
>>154236867it was a watch n wrestle session
This place is legit in its death throes. Ill miss you faggots
>>154236903sign up for the bracket challenge4chan busted and slow as molasses?Use the time to sign up for the official FREE NHL official /hoc/ bracket challenge league 2026.It just takes a minute. It's FREE. You could win bragging rights on /hoc/ and maybe win a prize in the official Gary sponsored contests.We have 21 entrants so far which is cool, but 40 would be better. Why haven't you signed up yet? You don't consider yourself a top 40 poster in /hoc/? 21 other people think they are smarter than you. You could be the 1 hit wonder that tops the charts, but ya have to sign up.Make a meme name and prove to /hoc/ how funny you are. Playoffs start Saturday, brackets open Thursday. Get prepared and GET HYPE.https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/177884chan busted and slow as molasses?Use the time to sign up for the official FREE NHL official /hoc/ bracket challenge league 2026.It just takes a minute. It's FREE. You could win bragging rights on /hoc/ and maybe win a prize in the official Gary sponsored contests.We have 21 entrants so far which is cool, but 40 would be better. Why haven't you signed up yet? You don't consider yourself a top 40 poster in /hoc/? 21 other people think they are smarter than you. You could be the 1 hit wonder that tops the charts, but ya have to sign up.Make a meme name and prove to /hoc/ how funny you are. Playoffs start Saturday, brackets open Thursday. Get prepared and GET HYPE.https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>>154236903i'll miss everyone except trb
>>154236894my Bret would never Shawn was probably there
fuck i didnt mean to post all that shit
>>154236903i'll just train an LLM off years of /hoc/ archives and that way the ride will never end
>>154236866The knowledge is preordained
>>154236937its okay i still think you're cute :3
>>154236903where will /hoc/ migrate to if 4chan dies?
can i squeeze in a fucking post before the site shits itself againcan i talk about fucking sports yet
CAM ON SEATTLEFIGHTAND WIN
>>154236651I've never done this before so I don't know how it works or how to play but I will join
>>154236376sounds like he has some shylock in him
>>154236994Buffalo > Boston Tampa > Montreal Pittsburgh > Philadelphia Carolina > Ottawa
>>154236866#LetsGoOilers
>>154237004It's all for for for mate.
>>154237031those bolt-ons remind me of the oilers lady who flashed hers at an oilers game
>I'm fired, aren't I?
>>154236869Not if Gary gets his way
>>154237031thats somebody's son
>>154237049Should be probably not though
>>154237003You're a fool to get your hopes up
>>154237039>>154237004Im drunk what I meant to say it's all for fun. you can either fill out how you want it to go or how you think it will go. it's all for fun no one will hold it against you if you pick the senators ti win.
>>154237062>Gets promoted to President>New GM gets hiredGrim
>>154236666watch yo mouth busta
>>154237079>gets shot like a BITCH on the side of the street.
>>154237049they should get biznasty to be the next GM
https://x.com/NHL_On_TNT/status/2044599919323816300?s=20
>>154237093biz isn't even qualified to coach a youth team
>>154237017>All horrible seriesThis may be the worst playoffs ever
>>154237095sandbagging swedecuck faggot ruined MY San Jose Sharkies :) >:(
Numales will say shit like this but realistically there’s no difference between number 5 (Boston) and number 12 (islanders)
>>154237073I hate when teams do that
>>154237095nobody can compare to marchand though
>>154237114>b-b-b-b-b-but!kwab. Faggot with a faggot beard says faggot things. kwaFAGGOT.
>>154237106really? I think they're decent >buffalo's return >habs vs boltz rivalry >battle of pennsylvania with crosby's final run >sens made playoffs
>>154237126this reminds me, I haven't seen the food-player pairing poster in a while
>>154237140she died of aids.
>>154237114>CAR vs OTTMeme team vs Canadian speed bump. Don't care>BUF vs BOSMeme team vs irrelevant post-Marchand Bruins. Don't care>TB vs MTLGreat team vs Canadian speed bump. Don't care>PIT vs PHIRetirement home Penguins vs meme Flyers team. Don't care
Snoodpuck
>>154237140He's cooking some special posts for the playoffs
I love how all the numales seethe at Gary for not posting the playoff schedule and don’t realize the nhl releases it the same time every year.
>>154237146/hoc/ is a boys only high school
>not caring a top 5 ranked Sabres team that just broke the longest playoff drought in NHL history ishygddt
>>154237137>>buffalo's returnWho cares? It's Buffalo >>habs vs boltz rivalry Lol>>battle of pennsylvania with crosby's final run Would have been interesting in 2012>>sens made playoffsThey did last year too. Who cares?
he's twice as tall as bedard
>>154237164BUT I WANT IT NOW
>sunbelt heat in my snowbelt>cant stop chugging water >pissing non stopthe sun is gay
>>154237174Well that’s to damn bad
>>154237168based
>>154237178get some electrolyte powderstay hydrated like a pro
>>154237178it was 70 degrees today :(
>>154237173the fujoshits will never run out of material
>>154237169>2012The last comfy playoffs
listening to a weird local band just saw last night.
>>154237196>>154237173cute :3
>>154237166then what are you doing here?
>>154237168>Caring about le epic wholesome comeback of le underdog Mickey Mouse franchiseGo back to /r/hockey
yes, sharkies. keep tanking.
>>154237166my auntie posts here
>>154237184I'll look for that in the grocery store
>>154237184i got some of that liquid iv at Sam's Club hope it works
>>154237197comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154237197I was in middle school and still had hope
>>154237244kys
/hoc/ is a warm gun
>>154237199were they good?
>>154237253i was married with a kid get with it young blood
>>154237226your aunt sounds cool
>>154237274you married a kid? fucking sicko
for me it's sabrina carpenter with her marner jersey(knights edition)
i thought the SHORKS were supposed to up and coming CUP CONTENDERS BROOOOOOOOO!
>>154237217/hoc/ loves the Sabres, newfriend
>>154237297It's called tanking idiot They can get up to the 8th pick with a loss tonight
>>154237288you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
>>154237274I'm still childless and young
>>154237244>boringMaybe I like boringLess is more>>154237263Based
>>154237305Gary won't allow that. Idiot.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154237289based Sabrina acknowledging my dear bro copey's knights ahhhhh yessir
>>154237319You were saying? I also miscalculated. If they lose tonight they can jump from 10 to 7
>can’t have a game in Philly next Saturday because some retard band booked itRetards
>>154237289based for me it's please please me
>>154237272sort of. they have a kind of /diy/ alternative appeal. can't quite put my finger on it. sounds like something they would play on some underground 80's alt station.I'm still listening though...
>>154237333oh apparently it's please please please btw she is smol>>154237322bro mania this weekend 8-)
>>154237289>>154237322>>154237333Why is there such an aggressive marketing campaign for this Sabrina girl on 4chan of all places?
>>154237330Is it Sabaton's Legendary tour NA leg?
i'm so tired of watching this team suck shit
>>154237329Gary won't allow that. Idiot.
I told my dad once that I frequently post on /hoc/ and he called me a retard kek
>>154237341Some gay shit called “Florence and the machine”
>>154237339what's up bro yes it is im feeling Brock will put Oba over and i like Roman over Phil still unsure on the cody and randy match how you thinking bro?
Elias Pettersson’s wife posted on instagram today that she had another miscarriage
kraken are not currently losing
>bedards 3rd penaltyhe is a bad bad boy!
Would be funny if we get a Dany Heatley/Dan Snyder situation with celebitchi and smith this offseason.
>>154237357my dad only uses yahoo
>>154237366>>154237356Hmmm
>>154237340she is a smol white slutty pop girl what else is there to say
>>154237362pettersson must have bum nards
>>154237362Sad
>>154237362Maybe she should stop telling all of her friends that she is pregnant before the 2nd trimester. This happens to hundreds of thousands of women every year. Miscarriages are as common as the fuckin' flu.
>>154237341Their bass player came into my store to shop warhammer figures when they were in town. He gave me free tickets to see them and Priest. It was fine.
>>154237340>why is a hot blonde marketedseething femme paki spotted
>>154237330>can’t have it on Sunday either because of the 76ers game lol what a shit show
Sharks really trying to get a higher draft pick.
>>154237360i hope oba wins but he's been so dominant i wouldn't be surprised if they put brock over which would be gay because oba is giga dimes. roman and punk i have no idea. i guess a punk heel turn could be cool. cody i reckon will beat randy
>all these poverty franchises having to make adjustments to their playoff schedules because musicians are cucking them out of the booked date.kek
another bedsy setup SCAAARRR
Nick Lardis? More like Lick Nardis
>>154237417surely it's Lardass
>>154237387my coworker and his wife failed for years and then finally got their miracle baby a couple years ago and he's a non verbal autistic retard it's sad but people should take the hint when God gives them hints.
>Chicago playing right into San Jose's handsThanks for the 7th pick!
>>154237417now this is a really good post
>>154237429they still have to lose the next game for best results
>>154237362she just needs a buck like evander kane to do the deed
>>154237406if i were in charge of drawing dimes i give roman the fucking belt and have Oba win and set up my summer slam
>>154237441You think they won't?
>>154237429when mcdavid was drafted he never played like they were tankingunlike BUSTLIN SILVERBRINI
>>154237417For me, it's Lick Nidstrom
>>154237451Aren't the Jets also hunting for a low finish? They might both play the whole game with empty nets.
>>154237457he should be the next wangs gm
>>154237417from way downtown
>7th pick is le gtd doooood! huehuehehuehuehue go sharkies huehuehuehuehue>retard continues to forget about the lotterykek
Darren Baccardi
>>154237477So there's a chance they pick even higher
Shut the fuck up Johnny somali, holy fuck
>>154237392>hotshe looks like a gay guy's impression of what straight guys think is hot
>retard is so full of hope that he continues being retardedkek
a real feel-good ending for the hawks regular season
welp, now it's time to switch over to the Vegas Golden Torts ft. mitch marner and friends
Shane Wright just scored for the first time in 2 months
lottery already happened. sorry you guys missed it.
torts, mitchie, and the goats
Hawks end the season on a high note by dominating the sharks once again
>>154237495well, gay guys have been dictating female beauty standards for centuries
>25 minutes of hockey>6 SOGs on the faggot libtard we're making everything save for the environment MAAAAAAAAAN! team of seattlekek veg-ass.
>>154237530eichel should not be anyone's goat
>>154237515remember how mad he was that he didn't go 1 oa? should not have even gone 4 oa
>>154237562*stares at the montreal draft team's table*
the kraken away jerseys are very pleasing to the eye(s)
>>154237592Kraken have always had crisp jerseys
>>154237561Oof, big heckin yikes my guy
>>154237562I always forget about that and wonder why hans fan hate him so much until it gets mentioned in the broadcast. Wonder where he's gonna end up this summer.
>>154237114>muh seedingNHL seeding has never not been retarded.>Original 6 era had 1v3 and 2v4 in the first round>the clusterfuck that was the 70s>80s let the whole league into the playoffs but still had 25 win teams making it over 30 win teams>bettman brings in retarded NBA seeding and gets pic related>modern fuckeryJust win and stop complaining.
>Vegas’s golden showers
You must trust za plan
>>154237545this is not actually true and has never been trueit's just something that retards say, like "you know, people used to think that the world was flat," shit that sounds like it could be true if you're a moron
BASED fans banging on the glass where the scrum is going on in the corner
>>154237561this is more embarrassing for him than having some "doctor" cut 1/8th of his cock off and sucking the wound and passing syphilis on to him and tricking his parents into thinking it was for hygienic purposes..
>flags goneIm going to larp as a Canadian now
how are supposed to identify leafs now
>>154237679just look for the replies to the >1993 posts and follow the crumb trails.
>>154237663lol okkeep shitting your pants
>>154237679if you feel like a poster must have a long, thick, clean and uncut cock then you know the user is a leaf
>>154237657Forgot the pic
>last flag post on /hoc/ is about how my team is shit and run by retards
>>154236989i can program something but for /hoc/ onlyi'll introduce sharty features like multiple pics, < and spoilers for /hoc/4chan is just too much to hostwe'll have to keep it secret, i don't want /heem/ tranny posters or god forbid /cric/ jeetsi'll need jannies toogood guys, you know, the heart and soul of this board
>>154237017cool it with the anti canadianism
>>154237704I'm in
>>154237561mad at pink pony clubs?
Hello fellow Americans. I love guns and John Wayne. Aren't we thrilled about winning gold at the Olympics? Those pesky leafs, am I right?
>>154237704>I'll need jannies tooI'll do it for $0.00, or no deal.
>>154237762what's the capitol of Texas
>>154237561where is the tail attached, and is there a picture?
>>154237777uhhhhh Dallas?
>>154237777The Alamo of course.
>>154237777mexico city
>>154237235let me know
>>154237777Austin because American capitals are always inland and irrelevant
>>154237791I always do bby.
>>154237777who gives a shit, only steers and queers come from texas
>>154237777quebec city
>>154237777Trick question! Texas is the capitol of America!
>>154237799>American capitals are always inlandThey are mostly centralized so that people from around the state all have similar travel times if they need to go there. FUCKING RETARD.
>>154237777T
Bet you can't guess my flag just based on this webm.
>kills /hoc/
>>154237806and saars
>>154237833israel.
>>154237820>travel times are the same in 1830 as they are in 2020Travel by ship, including on rivers, was how most shit got done in America. American capitals are inland to protect them from the Brits. By your logic, the capital of Alaska should be Fairbanks instead of Juneau
Zamn that's a good deal
>>154237851i don't know about him but you are clearly canadian
>>154237806NopeSteers and jeets
>>154237777GARY, IN
>>154237864i keep telling people, there needs to be an expansion team here called Gary
knights have small pp
>>154237860Most states were added in the 1800s. You fucking retard. Travel had advanced far enough that fucking jew-no was accessible since half the FUCKING state of alaska is frozen most of the year. Retard. Nice cherry-picked example that I completely shattered though.
hertle the turtle
>>154233564Controversial take here. The "loser points" are good. They're a product of a hybrid of a system that has ties, with a system that doesn't. A team that can stay in the fight is obviously better than one that can't. A team that can come back and tie the game deserves more credit than one that gets blown out, or one that loses cleanly. And likewise, a team that blows a lead isn't as good as one that blows the opponent out, or that earns a clean win when it matters.But ties suck. They feel inconclusive. So you play a short overtime period with only the best skaters on the ice to see if you can't force some kind of result so there's some kind of movement in the standings. And failing that, you whittle the game down even further to a pure battle between one skater and the goalie in the shootout. An overtime win isn't the same as a regulation win, symbolically speaking. It's a tie, plus a bonus point. You couldn't finish the job clean, but you make up for it and earn a fan-appeasing good-boy-point in the process. The "loser point" the tying team earns is actually totally honest. They really did earn it. They drew the game. But the extra point? The "winner" had to rely on a stripped down form of Hockey that stops existing as soon as shit gets serious and the outcomes matter. A form that only exists to save time and force a result to make sure the standings have some additional separation in them in a league of teams that would otherwise be tying pretty frequently.The real loser points are going to the teams that win outside of regulation. You couldn't win clean, but you're getting rewarded for being slightly better at bread and circuses Mickey Mouse Hockey because it was declared by fiat that someone had to. If you wanted the other team to get zero points, you could have kicked their asses. But you didn't. They put up a good fight, or you fucked up badly.
>>154237878>the city of gary gary
golden sissies SCAAARR
The golden knights have such a shitty goal hornFuck them
>>154237892I am convinced you are just a chatbot that is programmed to be angry and irrationally superior
>>154237894>if you win in OT/SO that means you're actually bad>but if you lose in OT/SO that means you're actually goodWhat kind of ass backwards retard logic is this?
brother theodore for the win
>>154237754white somali forehead
>>154237934Bout a 9 on the tension scale there Rube.
what a cool thread
>>154237729>>154237772>do you have any previous experience?>mhh mh>how do you deal with the adversity? do feel comfortable with an hostile client base?>mhh mh>what's yuo salary expectations?>mhh mmmh god good>well, anon, welcome to the team! you begin in two days for the prestigious saturday night shift!>wait, anon, last question, do you have a boyfriend?
hey copeywhat do you think of Fallout New Vegas?
kraken are still not currently losing
>>154237962Nah, it sucks. Thank fuck it's close to bump limit.
>flagswhat happened
>>154237981i bet his house smells like piss and salty coins
>>154237561he's mine.
>>154238006well duh, he's married
aw shit. my ruse is RUINED!
back from my trip to the center of the earth, should have my flag back sorry about that guys
>can't post in a timely manner>site goes down twice in a 24 hour period>flags are gonewhat the fuck is hiro doing? are we going to have to post on a random board for the first two rounds like last year?
>>154238003Gary is up to something.
the next thread will be ____ themed
t-they mean their hockey sticks, right?
steve yzerman
>>154238050>flags are goneliar
>>154237970good question bro desu. i played fo3 when it came out but was out of vidya when new vegas came out because i had a babby and was being a good boy. always heard it was good, and it's on muh xbox game pass, but i've never played more than a few hours of it. i should give it a go
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