BasedFuck fraudorado
skate straight to mackinnon's neck
first for stephen
i hope colorado and dedmonton play in round 1
4chins is running like a well oil-machine now. What gives?
>>154238061yeah! :thumbsup:
>>154238155I'd let her blow me. I'd allow that.
>>154238145we're so back
>>154238160/hoc/'s owner
>>154238145I threw some oil on the servers
Monday is my birthday and all I want is to see >my team win.
>>154238160>sacrifices yet another child in vain attempt to get the media pressure off his back
Gary's script just got LEAKED
feel like shit bros just want my Flames back again :(
Pacific pillow fight might have a kino conclusion tomorrow>if Vegas gets a point tonight they clinch the division (Utah has WC1 locked up so that is who the Pacific winner will play)>if not they fall to P2 if Edmonton wins tomorrow, which is Vegas' floor>if Edmonton gets 1 point tomorrow they clinch P2; if they lose in regulation shit can get interesting>if Anaheim wins tomorrow or if LA loses in regulation their floor is P3; if they lose in regulation LA needs 1 point to pass them and drop the Ducks to WC2, if they get a loser point LA must win to pass them>if Anaheim wins and Edmonton loses in regulation the Ducks go to P2>if previous meme arrow happens + LA wins the P2 vs P3 matchup is Ducks/Kings while Edmonton drops to WC2 and plays ColoradoGames tomorrow are Anaheim at Nashville (starts at 8 Eastern), LA at Calgary and Vancouver at Edmonton (both at 9 Eastern)
>>154238191gary should deny him the trophy just based on this embarrassing shit. What a fucking loser.
>>154238201My Wilds do not lose to the soilers. Ever. Especially when mcbitch's kryptonite, Jonas Brodin, is playing. Nice try.
>>154238191i hope mcdavid scores five tomorrow and mackinnon clinches with an even more egregious empty netter
>>154238237>loses in the first round to the WC2 againkwasofpusy
>mild>cuck>fan>gay
>canacuck sofpusy seethin' from my posts again.kek. yeah. /hoc/ is SO fucking back.
>>154238054what board is that?
>>154238207Vegas and Edmonton will win, sadly
>>154238246well, now the thread is going to be absolute shit due to you triggering the mildcuck. i'll check back later
>>154238246im giving this post six starsit broke the five star scale
I'm just rooting for whatever fucks Florida out of their first rounder that they've been tanking for.
general reminder if the mild dont make it to the conference finals they have officially lost the trade.
why did he pass it to the other team? didnt he know there was no goaler?
rooting for the knights
>sofpusy wanna-be canacuck wants to continue seething about a team he "never thinks about"kek. 8 years strong.
cooking up some really good memes and posts for playoffs this weekend that I think you guys are gonna enjoy, stay tuned
>>154237933If you take a game to overtime, you're better than a team that loses outright. That doesn't mean you're "Actually Good." If you get taken to overtime, you're worse than a team that wins outright. That doesn't mean you're "Actually Bad" The extra point is arbitrary theater that doesn't have much bearing on how good or bad you actually are in the grand scheme of things. But someone has to win, so you get a point that neither team really earned by playing proper Hockey. Depth plays much less of a role, teamwork plays much less of a role. Toughness can end up playing much less of a role if it goes to the shootout. Most of the game of Hockey gets stripped away. A team with a lot of overtime wins might be shit in the playoffs because they sputter out, or can't finish. Maybe they're top heavy in the trios they put on the ice.Maybe they just have one or two guys who are good at pulling off tricks that don't work when you don't have free rein over the ice and carte blanche to approach the goal however you want.A team with a lot of overtime losses might have better third and fourth lines than most other teams. Maybe they have really good defensemen who don't get to make an impact on 3 on 3 HockeyA team with a lot of "loser points" is definitely an underdog, but they're a scrappy one. A team that gives up a lot of "loser points" probably isn't as good at playing normal Hockey as their point total says they are.
lmao nice job kokko
>>154238281Shhhh, the sofpusys beat the Wild's G2 in a shootout a week later, so they don't like to talk about that game!
can we get mackinnon's favorite food chart or wahtever?
>>154238286based
roofing for the knights
>>154238316>roofingI didn't know you had a felony
my islanders will make the playoffs (:
quinn jewish has already experienced losing in the first two rounds of the playoffs to the soilers. he joined a new team expecting to beat them and you would have to be quite naive to believe he would stick around when that doesnt happen again.
>>154238307lamb chops
>>154238316better hurry up, i hear it gets hot in vegas starting in May.
>>154238291I'm very excited for the playoffs and this just makes it even better :)
>>154238201Crosby and malkin will rape their way to the cup one last time
>>154238325quinn hughes more like cringe jew
>>154238333bummer chuckie's not in
>dumbfuck canacuck doesn't realize the Wild hold Hughes' rights for another season and can simply offload him if there is a hint of extension.I thought hockey was supposed to be >their sport?
thinking about how deep I can get pucks
Was losing 8-1 to a team that has given up months ago part of the Yzerplan?
>>154238349>unrestricted free agent>hold his rightslol
>softpusys ALWAYS get more uppity when the OP is softpusy relatedkek. Every. Single. Thread.
>>154238291Better be good
>>154238381>UFA in 2027Yes. Retard. They have him for another season until the deadline in March. Dipshit. My fuck, are canadians stupid.
>>154238349retard
I used to play along that these retards were just pretending, but, Jesus Christ, they are legit retarded.
>>154238415go back
>>154238417been here long than you. You go back.
>redditors telling each other to go back
Seattle is not scoring twice in 11 minutes.
>>154238441they're not scoring once in 11 minutes
>>154238441gary only needs 1 to work his magic.
I'm starting to think that the Detroit Red Wings are NOT a good hockey team
>>154238451No, he needs two. Vegas clinches the division with a point so unless Vegas pulls their goalie for shits and giggles in the OT, Seattle needs two goals, which they won't get because they are shit
>>154238464Now they need 3
My Knighties!!! Division bound!!!
>>154238454They do the hockey good, but the business side is shit.
>>154238451
>all of gary's teams won today
>>154238510sharks and lightning lost
gary loves all his teams, but he loves some more than others
torts for the adams
>>154238539I know what I said. fucker.
Our Gary is an Awesome Gary, He reignsFrom heaven above, with wisdom, power and love,Our Gary is an Awesome Gary
the dude with two last names
>>154238483>They do the hockey good
gg copester, I'll take the 3-1 regular season series, your knights better make conference finals, smell ya next year
>>154238721gary hates you btw.
>>154238739gary can't hate what he forgot about
>>154238754fair. sleep well, child.
God I was about to kill the ghost of Cassidy because Im in T-Mobile and I thought the Knights were gonna do the tank job.Knights win!!!!
>>154238721based bro gg i hope you guys improve soon
hang the banner
>>154238898no milly
Gary DEMANDS Kings/Oilers round 5
>>154238955No way the ducks lose vs the predators right?
>>154238955>'26Will there be a ....'27?
>>154238999Trips confirms we get a full double hat trick of Kings/Oilers
>laffs
We’re about 24 hours exactly until we get the playoff schedule
>mildcuck
>>154239156i hope the red wings are there
>>154239156If Anaheim wins then Colorado will be one of the last 4 teams to know who they are playing
i miss having the flamiacs around :(
>>154239184They’re not
>>154239184
>>154239217you're never alone
>>154239217i don't know what's in the water out west, but flamiacs flew too close to the sun and disapearednow wildcucks are doing the same thinggive it 5 years>calgary flamesquébec city nord'hicks>minimumssota somalislos angeles queens because californiais a hockey city needing 4 teams
I’m so fucking pumped for the playoffs bros
Connor McDavid wins his 6th Art Ross trophy!!FYI, that’s 6 more than Nathan MacKinnon.
>>154239268yeah...lets just say we'll see how it goesjust keep your feet on the ground and get a job quickjust in case your blog and channel doesn't make it
>>154239282Wow that’s cool he must be chasing his third cup by now?
>>154239217One day they'll learn how to solve the new captcha>>154239282>tied with Howe and Lemieux for 2nd most all time>has won it 6 of the 11 years he has been in the league
>>154239314>MacKinnon and Kucherov have faced each other in the SCF>McDavid still has more Conn Smythes than both of them combined
post mackinnons basketball gym yeah checkmate
>wow, he must be gary's good wittle sunbelt goy right?
>>154239350>>154238586>154238586
you now realize that vegas has the sabres as a slightly bigger favorite to win the cup than the mild
It sure is nice that 4chins added the new, "Make This Male (Male) NHL Intern Ejaculate In Your Mouth And You Can Post" captcha for the softpusy fans. Their insight is always welcome.
mild sisters...
>y-y-yeah, but that one year gary wanted >us to boost our jersey sales and ticket sales numbers!!!kwasofpusy.
>>154239217Based.
>>154239335and cups?
>>154239378Heh heh! Waad turjumtay jumladda. Dhillo weyn.
>1 post>instant seethekek. all the times. now watch as she posts something relating to "le garycups or le trades made". Mindbroken bitch.
knights won bro's
>>154239412Stop posting this ugly thing
>>154239427she cute and valid
>>154239424yeah thats a based
remember to put money down on a minnesota first round exit for free cash
>>154239427>still mad at gold medalistskwab
>still replying.Mind. Raped. Bitch.
>>154239420
>>154239448do you think he would cook a terrific steak with guga
>>154239418Not as many as Chris Kunitz
>>154239412
>>154239436Wait 4 years and she will be extremely walled. All the warning signs are there.
>roast of Chris OsgoodWhat would (You) say with your 4 minutes at the podium?
Stephanie never walled oh its true
>>154239484>chris and I are lot alike>we're both never getting in the HoF
>>154239453teams are going to abuse this to an extreme degree going forward, the pens and kings both forced their way into playoff positions by losinga team can go .500 with 42 wins and 42 overtime losses and be knocking at the door of the all time points recordhell, a team could have went 0-0-82 and have been in playoff contention in the west until the last week
watching the boys
i wanna see shannon have a melty
>>154239462ah shit never thought about thatcould be a nice collabguga is just friendly and can cook a mean steak WHATEVER is throw his wayso ja/ck/ could really challenge himi guess it wont ever happen because ja/ck/ is alpha and really likes to be on top and have the full control of his image and familyBUT imagine >ja/ck/ x hot ones>ja/ck/ x max the meat person>ja/ck/ x mr beats>ja/ck/ x any of the fancy french stuff on YT>ja/ck/ x any of the world stuff on YTit's endlessit's back to the west texas investor magicso many people on food yt have made their careers out of jack mental illness, he's due another shot at it
>>154239501>crowd goes, "ohhhhh" but they don't really get the joke because they are a bunch of dumb hollywood whores, interns and D-listers and idiots who don't even watch hockedy.
>>154239502>teams are going to abuse 0-0-82>miss the playoffs anywayblud really typed out an essay for all that lol
>>154239519this would draw so many dimes
>>154239508getting caught up on invincible after season 1, the boys is next, got burnt out on evil superman shows for a bit
>>154239536You're not winning any awards sucking Gary's cock this season, so you might as well stop trying.
>>154239542this is why this genny is so stagnant. no one ever watches anime.
>>154239502Cap loser points at 10 to force loser point merchants to actually try to win games instead of turtling up the entire 3rd period
>>154239542>the boys is nextseason 1 was fine. the guy tricking the new chick into blowing him was funny, the black getting that much TV time despite being a blatant Flash ripoff was not, then I looked ahead and (((they))) wrote some character that is a spoof of "le nazi ZOMG!!!" like every fucking TV show (((hollywood))) puts out now.
>>154239536i don't know how you got that out of "loser point stupid"
salt, paper and garlic powderthen i put it on the greel for that perfect medium rare
*cums on your stek while you look away*
>>154239602NOOOOOOOOOOOOYOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, AUSTRALIA JR
>enoff taking>less get gri lling>all right everybody
>>154239604cringe
>>154239602do you people use the term "barbie" too?
>>154239606based knower
>>154239606Grilling up some boomer Monsters medium rare
>>154239570>salt, pep, garlic powderYeah that's usually what I do. Sometimes try different seasonings tho that I have just for fun. One was a garlic herb and truffle seasoning. Shit was bomb.
>>154239542i haven't seen invincible at all yet but my zoom zoom coworker bros always talk about it
>>154239609Not cringe
>>154239615>>154239616>>154239462>>154239570>>154239570
>>154239610Yeah pretty much.
>>154239627how's your week going samir
>>154239617>trufflei don't judge just get the FAXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKddfnuQtd4
>>154239635not good his team is gonna get btfo by the avs in round 1
>>154239635W-who is this Samir person?
>>154239639im afraid his team didnt even make the ploffs >laffs
>>154239628i judge a litlle bit but eh i'm from the "barbeuk" part of the world
>>154239645you tell me
>>154239652Do you put maple syrup on your steak
>>154239645I thought it was Sam but apparently they're two different people
>>154239659retard
holy uncs... go do your oldman things and leave this genny to us zoomers
>>154239616>king of the lakes>king of the ladies>>154239657steak no, pork yes, i also come from pork world and rarely eat beef and never eat lamb/mutton
>>154239671Your Oldman bangs you mom. I guess ill go do that too. (Again)
>>154239678I like pork the most but I think you're missing out. Good lamb is litty
>>154239647retard
sam died in a tragic wigwam fire
>>154239691oh im sorry did i hurt your boyfriends feelings
>>154239703no. samir is an oilers fan.
>>154239710never post again newfag
>>154239685here (it depends on the cut)>1$ pork>2.5 $ beef>4 $ lamb/mutton from new zealand/australia>4 $ goat from some 4rd world country>7 $ lamb/mutton from canada>10 $ lamb/mutton with special needs from super localso i rarely eat it and culinary wise i only know how to cook roasts/tough cut, long and slow, it's really nice, but outside of a sunday diner every now and then it's pork or beef and >fish
i'm samir
Is this the barbecue general? Finna light up my little balcony grill on the weekend probably
>>154239730based brats bringer
sometimes I wonder if, deep down inside, the mildcuck knows that it's not good to be such a vitriolic troglodyte
>>154239745>don't want to dox the guy>but he used to be a A lister>eh you think what you think>all i'm sayonbg is just give him a chance>he just got out
who was in the wrong here?
i wish i had a cute gf
>>154239715retard
>>154239730do you throw your burning coals in a trash bag?
>>154239762kek martone is such a jokester i predict much kino to come from him
>>154239762watched itphilthy yung gun was pushing the limitsahl nobody gave him the ahl treatmentit's all ok
>>154239759??
>>154239732Gonna grill some Bratwurst and maybe a nice piece of salmon>>154239773Nah I grill with gas
might kill ganon soon
>>154238160what happens when him and nurse stand next to each other
had some mint chocolate chip ice cream
>>154239805nurse activates his cone head
slopdown was cancelled
>>154239841go home smackdown is in two days when's the next hampage?
wrestlefags OUT
>>154239848Good post
>>154239848oh here it's wrestlechads or even better E-Gods
>Yotes gets relocated>Finally makes the playoffslol, lmao
did something happen that hfboards is down?
>>154239890yeah, bedard lost his virginity
>>154239890Works on my machine
Misa will bust. Screencap this.
jamiroquai mention in the boys
Haaay it's Austin
>>154239938whats jamiroquai
E-Gods mentioned
>>154239970mitch scored
>>154239948I crushed on an Austin so much so that I still dream about him, 15 years later. go flames
wheres jen
>ummmm.... stop being so mean :(
and yet
>>154240005The gold medalist can say that
dance magic da DANCE MAGIC DANCE DANCE MAGIC DANCE DANCE MAGIC DANCE DANCE MAGIC DANCE DANCE MAGIC DANCE DANCE MAGIC DANCE DANCE MAGIC DANCE
bud lost
>>154240183tomorrow is the 4th anniversary of bud's victory
watching malkin edits on tiktok because /hoc/ says he's washed
Two GOATs
>final day of the regular season
knights clinched the division bro
guys you're not gonna believe thisI actually see the puck
>>154240669It is a sad day but also an exciting day anon! I look forehead to watching my unlikely Bruins become likely Bruins and bust their first game with the Sabres :3
>>154240695>95 points and 17 Gary pointsShit division for retards
>>154240782>tf>tpKWAB 1993 2014
>>1542408212025
>>154240728You must have a big tv. Nice work daddy
>>1542406692019>>1542408212025>>1542408392023
>ploffs soon
canada LOST in the olympic finals
>copey was the vpnigger all alongGrim
Our Sennies :)
>>154241152see a therapist
SabresHabsSensPensAvesStarsMammothOilers
>>154241302this but the opposite
>>154241302This but exactly the same
Huomenta
>>154241623Good morning sir
>>154241096Europe lost every single game to NA
Just took a huge morning marner
Got a Marner brewing but the meeting is running long. It's gonna be a close call lads
>>154241948About to do the same>>154241987Same
I think my Bruins have a real good chance at winning the cup especially now that they have Hagens
>>154242145gosh, don't jinx it anon just be cool it's a weird time
>>154242145As a Sabres fan, I honestly think you guys have just a good a chance as >we do. I don't like the Bruins at all, as a matter of fact, I sort of despise them but I can respect a good hockey team when I see one. Best of luck to you guys. I could easily see this series going to 6 or 7 games.
>>154242184The Bruins have terrible advanced stats, but if Swayman plays like he did the last time the Bruins were in the playoffs, good luck Sabres
6 7 lol
>>154242184I predict Sabres in 6. Swayman could be the difference maker but pasta and geekie are slumping
>>154242274Neither of them are slumping bud
>>154242219BASED
I knew the Laffs would be the first team to adopt and try to utilized LLMs and AI to assist with their org. Lmao Berube is gonna be replaced with one of those Tesla bots
>>154242318same organization that feels compelled to give hayley wickenheiser a title and salary
>>154242318>Laffs would be the first team to adoptsource?
>>154242145I’d be so happy
>>154242346There's a new article about the front office in The Athletic
Penis Malgin bros...
>>154242318At this point I'd trust ChatGPT to do a better job at running the >laffs than MLSE
Does my Ovi come back one more year? Nicky B wasn't even at his last game.
last day of the regular season! rev up them keisters as Gary is about to unleash a masterclass in playoff excitement.
>>154242422me top right
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
ded gimmick
>>154242397Yup, he’ll have one more run before he returns to mother Russia
>>154242518>ded laffs
>ded wongs
>>154242544>longest active playoff drought
the Knights (established 2017) have more division titles than the:Lightning (1992)Panthers (1993) Predators (1998)Kings (1967) Jets (2011) Wild (2000) Jets/Coyotes/Mammoth (1967)nuSenators (1992)
>>154242566All part of the Yzerplan
>>154242569>jets>1967
Sens bros... It's the kiss of death...
>>154242594whoops. messed up the other Jets too cause I forgot they were the Thrashers
>>154242602oof
>>154242569Panthers really fucked up letting them win one
>>154238160What does this guy do?
>>154242605wab kinew forgives you
based knights cant stop drawing millies tiny r con could never
>>154242590>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>154242569The mammoth are a brand new franchise the coyotes were euthanized
You can't kill off coyotes. Once you start trying to they multiply. Joe Rogan told me that.
>>154242569how has LA only won the division once in 60 years
Imagine being named this
>>154242671Onions would heem you
>Matthews on Leafs’ lost season: ‘We’re all hopeful this is kind of a one-off’
order of preference>kings>oilers>ducks
>>154242671>Tyler. Onions Tyler.t. Ajente Xames Bond
>>154242707You're scared of the Ducks?
>>154242707Have fun with that PT Curset. dabres fan
>>154242675>>154242708>"sóy" is actually filtered and autoreplacedIs that a wider /sp/ problem? I don't remember running into that on /hoc/ before
>>154242717radko gudas is a NIGGER
>>154242722its been like ten years now goy
>>154242722can't believe the wordfilters still catch newfags
>>154242722Retard
>>154238145/hoc/ is in playoff form. The shitposting this year will be immaculate
Our sennies :)
>>154242771gary wont be please with this advertising of unlicensed merch
What are the power level rankings for the ploffs
>>154238097Nathan looks like he's from those inbred subhuman communities like the amish
>>154242766I will start following when the 2nd round starts. 1st round too many games every day. Too exhausting. Watching all the highlights is like 40 minutes.
>>154242771holy dimesola
>>154242723truth
I predict there will be some good hockey, funny memes, and good bantz :)
>>154242771come to brasil
>>154242780Trademark laws dont apply to the first peoples
>I'm traded, aren't I?
>>154242793There's a whole reservation of them up in new scotland
>>154242821if ai believes trading away a franchise talent like matthews is a good idea then i worry for our future
Need help, bros. I'm a diehard lifelong Mammoth Fan but my Wife and her sister wives and husband are all Vegas fans. It's going to be an awkward week.
>>154242821>13 millions AAV>no-move clauseThe return would be pitiful if they traded him even with retention so good luck.
Oh lawd, I'm planning
>>154242833>The return would be pitiful if they traded him even with retention so good luck.Literal brainrot if you believe this
>>154242801But the 1st round is always fun and features a lot of interesting hockey
>>154242833The cap is finally going up again so teams won't be as opposed to acquiring big contracts. Laffs got fucked by the coof freezing the cap right as they signed all their stars to huge deals.
>>154242857>>154242834>check in randomly>/hoc/cels seething about "da laff" as always Very stupid.
>>154242857>Laffs got fuckedBecause laffs
So, uh, what exactly does he do?
>>154242874He plans.
>>154242771I WANT WANT WANT that Sabres tiki!!!
>>154242831Pure Mormons will defeat degenerate Vegas
>>154242865I'm not seething, ESL. If anything it's sympathy for a flat cap happening at the worst possible time for the laffs. Big contracts are handed out under the assumption the cap will increase over the life of the contract, making it so each year you have a little more breathing room but they never got that.
>>154242874prays that he drafts a generational talent in the 7th round to hide the fact hes a gigantic fraud
The Canucks don't even practice. They are the only team without a practice facility lmao
Big Oilers game tonight
>>154242821Why would he want to stay?
Our penguins plays soon (: not sure when because Gary won’t release the schedule ):
>>154242903Based and drop the puck pilled
>>154242918why do you do your faces the wrong way its fucking gay and annoying and i don't want to follow the same team as you as a result
>>154242846The NMC means Matthews can dictate where he ends up so Toronto loses a lot of negotiating power.
>>154242888
>>154242922The people from the hills of PA are just special like that
>>154242922Shut the fuck up faggot (:
>>154242922>Penguins fan>Being fucking gayGoes together like PB&J
>>154242918>playoffs start in two days>still don't know if >my team plays on Saturday or SundayThe NHL is so poverty it's insane.
>>154242903>mfw
>>154242785
>>154242830What's the point in keeping him? Especially if Leafs lose this year's 1st round pick, making a quick turnaround impossible.
Gary is asking if the threads leading up to the ploffs can have the hoc bracket challenge in the OP. Please don't mess this up for me guys.
>>154242930why doesn't the larger congressmen just eat the smaller ones?
>>154242903>Vancouver real estate
Is Gary going to force florence + the machine (still don’t know what that is) to cancel their concert next Saturday?
missing my FlamesNation bros a lot fr fr
Hymen is back in the lineup tonight
>>154242944We'll spread the word of Gary, this is his thread after all
>>154242903Even Utah is superior to them
>>154242934peanut butter jelly time :)
>>154242942giving feeble hope is what the laffs do best and what the fanbase cravesputting together a speedy rebuild by tanking isnt toronto style
>>154242874>signs a 35 year old defensman for the 3rd pair on a 4 year contract every off-season
>>154242874Don't worry he'll draft an amazing player in the first round this year and turn things around>*suddenly remembers the Faulk trade*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154242935Gary’s interns are working as hard as they can to finalize dates
>>154242944I’ll be sure to carry that change moving forward
I have a copy of the entire playoff schedule Gary sent me on discord last night. All I can say is the results are very saucy
This is the year Stuart Skinner wins the cup
>>154242953
MUH ILVES!!!
>350 posts>no one bothered to link the bracket challengeJust gonna delete the fucking thing at this point.
>>154243015do it pussy
>>154243015https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>>154243015I don't want people knowing about it like last year to improve my odds
>No Ovechkin>No reigning Cup winning team>No Leafs hate watching>No NYC metro teamsMaybe the most soulless playoffs of all time
Shut the fuck up chambers
TuskNation bros........Its our year
>>154243030But what about all the other people using that strategy?
>>154243044This is the year the president's cup curse breaks
>>154243013Based beyond the bounds of this mean earth
>>154243044Nobody wanted those things. Kitties missing playoffs is an interesting development. In an ideal world neither the soilers nor the kitties would have made it
>>154243044Have those teams considered not being shit?
You’ll never see three teams play harder tonight than the Ducks, Kings, Oilers to avoid playing the Avalanche
>>154243054My bracket beat them off last year
The last time I did the /hoc/ bracket challenge I had Avalanche winning the Stanley cup and I got it correct and was 1st place here with “Avs wins it.”
>>154243044Those all sound like good things though
will connor Mcdavid and MacKinnon redeem themselves at the skoda after they are eliminated in the first round
>>154243044On the other hand, there is huge amount of turnover in playoff teams after years of the same teams always making it
gonna start day drinking desu
>>154243075I also chose the Avs that year, right after I picked the Blots to win the Lee twice >it was a crazy time
your mitch, your copey, your bud, your dom
>>154242890All teams must be able to reach the cap. Otherwise it's not real communism.
>>154241948>>154241987>>154242086Marner is about to enter the playoffs for the 10th time is in 10 year career. He's firmly asserted himself as a solid player. I think it's time, without undue straining, to drop this joke and let it pass.
>>154243124All retards
>>154243128well, crap
>>154243112KWAB
>>154243065Barkov is a true patriot
>>154243135more like all won
if Matt Tkachuk goes to Worlds and wins he'd be the first American in the triple gold club
Win or lose, I think the most important part we all have to keep in mind is that hockey is for everyone :)
>>154243183If
I h8 the avs
>>154243189Everyone but you
>>154243189WE ARE ALL CANUCKS
>>154243212whattup Japan lol, hows the sushi today
>>154243224
>>154243212How are the Sakura looking?
>>154243183How many other players are in the running for winning both this year?
>>154243006Our penguins (:
>>154243044Are you retarded? Also Crosby is back in the playoffs.
>>154243247who gives a shit about crosbitch
>>154243256Steelers fans mostly
>>154243220please god no
Remember that one time when the Sabres drafted a non-existent Japanese player?
>>154243256Crosby is the real goat of the 21st century
>>154243183Tkachuck, Eichel, Guentzel need WorldsSwayman, Thompson, LaCombe, Keller, Werenski need the Cup
>>154243272meant for >>154243243
>>154243256Retard
>>154243265https://www.nhl.com/news/topic/playoffs/first-round-game-1-schedule-of-2026-stanley-cup-playoffs-announced-by-nhlIt's up.
>>154243265No one here was alive when it happened
>>154243293>my penguins play at 8 on SaturdayMy penguins (: Thank you Gary
>>154243272Neat. Yet another reason Buffalo winning the cup would be incredible
>>154243044 Playoffs just aren’t the same without the Blackhawks either I mean the Mild? Seriously?
>>154243293Oilers really need to get a point tonight to give Draisaitl an extra day
>>154243293My sennies :)My starsies :)My flyers :)My avsies :)My habsies :)My sabers :)My Tuskies :)
Sexy League in 15ish bing or so
>>154243293Shall be watching the stars at the bar
>>154243346What are you drinking?
>>154243377Probably Guinness
>>154243382cringe
>>154243293hoping the nuggets get bootyblasted so the ice might be decent for the second round
>the city of Norfolk
>scoreless draws in Växjö
thinking about that time bud won
uh oh, Rogle>uh oh
easy money betting on the flames tonight. the locker room is anti-tank, they know how much the fans want them to lose tonight so expect one of their best performances of the season. 7-1 i'm guessing
F L A M E SLAMES
McDavid on the Sens would be sovlful
>"I love being the captain of this team. I think it's an incredible honour to wake up every day and wear this jersey."Auston Matthews begins his end-of-season availability with opening remarks.
Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/live/1Zl9OtRiSyg?si=AAcgb7d0PyNw4bql
>>154243564he said honor without the u
>>154243564He lied as naturally as he breathed
>>154242821>>154242830the main source for LLM AIs is reddit post scraping. if you make enough reddit posts about trade value and possible returns you could cause the worst trade return of a generation.
>>154243534Flames Roster Update: Goaltender Arsenii Sergeev has been recalled from the Calgary Wranglers on an emergency basis.Devin Cooley is out with illness.
>>154243569this track is fire
Habs are fucked without him
>>154243616watch him put on a show. i'm changing my prediction to 7-0 flames
uh oh, Ilves>uh oh
>
>>154243626he used to play for my islanders... he was good back then, not so much now
>It's going to snow near me this afternoon
>>154243767Spring is crazy. It’s over 70 degrees here
>>154238097remember when he missed an open net and cost Canada a gold medal and people still pretend he is a top 5 player in the game
Game 1 to Ilves
>error message in the advertisement spaceUh oh Hiromoot the advertisers will NOT like this.
>>154243810No, I don't remember that well enough, post the video, please
>>154243810you're going to be remembering it forever
>>154243810He's an empty net fiend now >>154238191
*bangs on the glass*
* bangs Your Mom *
>>154243865bud banged you 4 years ago and you've been seething ever since
*bangs YOUR mom*
>you're seriously going into the playoffs without buying your teams jersey first?
>>154243878Raped>>154243886Cope, I have 6 of my team
>>154243886my team isn't in the playoffs
>>154243917Wingsbro...
*bangs in a glass*
>>154243917My team is in the finals and raped his >>154243886 team in the semi- finals.
*pours your bang all over your lap*
>>154243951>can't read cursivesaar...
>I just want, BANG, BANG, BANG
>>154243951nothing like a cold can of oliet bangs on a hot day
>>154243965Woof
>>154243965>another plebbitor exposes himselfpottery
>>154243951Yeah I’m addicted to porn. Porn myself a big glass of root beer
>>154243965Worse, he’s a zoomer
Awooooooo
suck my /cric/piss c/hoc/k
friendly reminder: if your team isn't in the ploffs, you lurk. you dont post.
>>154244125Cute
rich kids, am i right?
>>154244233This isn't going to stop Flames fans because they can't read
>>154244233i'm going to fake scarrr post twice as hard now
>>154244125hope he got to bang that kid's mom, she was a looker
just got done with a 3 hour gooning sesh brosGo Flames!
>>154244233No more non playoff discussion starting tomorrow. Today is the last day to discuss the flames
>>154244260I don't believe in accountability or transparency either and I'm not rich
>>154244233hoc respects all voices
>>154242609the panthers got raped KWAB
>>154244375except for e-drones
>>154244125which of the lil fellas is wolf?
>>154244347cope the flames are the most interesting team in the league
Flames posting has come 6 weeks early this year
>>154244458Its hard to believe they were one of the favorites back in sep
>>154244494The one that looks like a satyr
>>154244233/hoc/ went blues so i have permanent posting privileges
Flames will win McKenna and then he will top out as a consistent 90 point winger
Got some really good Flames-themed posts for the next thread bros
>>154244602You better use them now before playoffs begin
Next thread is gonna be JLMI
>>154244626I’ve already drafted the thread
might read a book about me
excited for the new thread and hockey discussion
>>154244690>>154244690>>154244690New
knights play sunday
