Preds Edition News>Playoff schedule has (mostly) been released > https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nhl.com%2Fnews%2Ftopic%2Fplayoffs%2Ffirst-round-game-1-schedule-of-2026-stanley-cup-playoffs-announced-by-nhlJoin the /hoc/ playoff bracket >https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788/hoc/vious >>154238097
>no Flames or Islanders editionholy super duper cringe
Good job retard
Tickets for game one are almost $300 so I guess have to go to game 2 which are like $120
>>154244703They’ll get enough threads this summer
Would you give them your stick?
I know Utah has a team but it still feels like they don't
>>154244711go kings go ducks go nuckies
>>154244719Lewd
>bracket in OPChambers bros... what will we sperg out about now...
the hurricanes are deploying a boston dynamics robodog knockoff to hunt down and kill fans of the opposing team at their home games this year
>>154244743can it skate?
>>154244720They already feel more legit than the kraken
>>154244719Imagine a man at PWHL game with a sign "ill do two minutes in your box"
Carolina Hurrigays
>>154244720it's their generic-as-fuck jerseysthey still feel like fake placeholder, and so the whole team does too
>>154244771Heated rivalry and TikTok have grown the game
>>154244771>San Jose Those are men
>>154244786Good post
>>154244771Depends if he's handsome or a gremlin
hurricanes are lame
>>154244797I wish they used more unusual colors like purple or brown
>>154244786bad post>>154244818worse post
>>154244690DO NOT show yer face in /cric/
>>154244830it would take at least 3 fully grown mammoth to equal the destructive power of a hurricane
>>154244830Hurricanes are easily the coolest natural disaster
>>154244837Will do
>>154244845perhaps even more than that
Sebastian Aho more like Sebastian Gay-Hole cuz he likes buttsex lmao
>Sat play off games set for 3pm, 530pm, and 8pm>Sun play off games all set for 1pmNigga wtf. Spread that Sunday shit up. It's the weekend for fucks sake
>>154244850>Typhoon >Tsunami >Volcanos All cooler and that's just what comes to mind immediately
>>154244872DM me on sunday. So i don't forget. It's convenient time for me.
>>154244875>Typhoonliterally just a hurricane, yellow man>>154244875>Tsunamiwaow wowwww just a big wave who gives a shit>>154244875>Volcanosyeah, pretty cool, but too rare
>>154244875>Typhoonliterally the same thing as a hurricane >Tsunamithose are scary and kill people, not the vibe were looking for>Volcanosyup because north carolina is well known for their active volcanic activity
>>154244850natural disasters are all gay except volcanoes
>>154244872But Adam silver has some slop for the goys planned that day
carolina sand fleas
>>154244872usually i'd agree but it's cool i'll get to watch the knights and mania live :)
>>154244871cope he has a wife (female) and kidsmost of /hoc/ doesn't even have that
When Gary opens the Icelandic market we will get our Volcanoes
>>154244894>>154244897Seething hill billys
>>154244894>>154244897>Hurricane >Hurricane Japan The winner is obvious
Why are all the new female fans Sharks fans? Everyone says Heated rivals. I've never seen it, does it revolve around the Sharks?
>>154244913Thats more than crosby
>>154244938
>>154244875Volcanoes only play at home and don't show up to away games
>>154244946tv guys are engineers now? as an actual engineer, this shit pisses me off. everyone is a fucking engineer now. janitors are engineers. truck drivers are engineers. the lunch lady is probably a nutritional engineer.
>>154244948seriously, is that dude gay?
>>154244946They like celebrini and smith, the new faces of the league
>>154244872based gary giving europoors some evening ploff games
>>154244968More so a technician I think. Also fuck engineers you guys are retards.
>>154244956u ignoramus
>>154244719You think they get all worked up and horny watching their favorite players in person than go home and work off that steam together?
>>154244972Crosby is too autistic for sex
>>154244719there has to be a limitewwww
>>154244999>fuck engineers you guys are retardskek based
>>154244872they're not all at 1pm, you silly bitchthat's a place-holder time. the start-times haven't been announced yet.
thread is already absolutely shit
>>154244719trad af
>>154245070Just like my islanders
>>154245070This post is a natural disaster
how are volcanoes not gay
>>154244999if you work in the trades you are only alive because someone smarter than you (me, the engineer) made sure of ithate us all you want but you guys dont know shit about how things work lmao
>>154245070/hoc/ is saving its best posts for Saturday
>>154244946Cope, TNT says their numbers in the vital Women age 2+ demo are UP
>>154245070taking a shower then goin to work
>>154245096no its not
>>154244690Cute grils, 2bad they're cringe af
>>154244968What kind of engineer are you? A sanitation one?
>>154244956it do be like that. manfried has cashed in on his zips why hasn't gary yet?
>>154245134Gary needs to schedule an exhibition game in Sapporo
Crazy how the overdrive crew can spend hours bitching about the leafs every single day and seemingly never get tired of it
oh jen
>>154245127nuclear
>>154245140They should have an annual preseason series in Hokkaido; they love ice hockey there
>>154245192Oh shit it's tyler folse
>>154244946forbes duthie lying on the bed in his underpants as a guy fixes the tv?
>>154245192Just like Homer Simpson
>>154245206Chad
i look like homer simpson
>>154245235And how are you holding up?
>>154245235What’s it like being a powerlifter?
>>154245235You may want to get checked for jaundice
>>154245235
>mfw mammies beat ass all the way to gary cup final
boomerfags OUT zoomerchads IN
>>154245182Jen
>>154245343https://youtu.be/uj4551M2Qjk
three of teams made the ploffs
>>154245394>having more than one teamShut the fuck up
>>154245404cope tranny
>>154245394You’re a team slut >:(
>>154245406We don’t cope here
>>154245206Looks like a jeet too
>>154245425they are in florida now too?
McLegitPissed dogwalks ep40 tonite
>>154245529mcdavid gets so mad he jams his stick up his own ass in a retard rage
conbust McBustshit lmao kwab no cups lmao
>>154245543Jen
>>154245555shutup retard
>>154245555If snow is possible where you live, a stsnley cup is not
>>154245555
>>154245235I kind of have the same hair and slackjawed expression as young homer simpson
>>154245619do they ever talk about Our Sennies during parliament
>>154245619shud ave cancelled your cable plan a long time ago
>>154245619cope + elbows up
>>154245619Subscribed Filler shit like this makes PM questions worthless
>>154245630no usually they just tell lies and talk shit about each other. it's actually really pathetic.
>>154245653wow its literally /hoc/
>>154245619damn i didnt know retards actually paid to watch cspan
>>154245674good thing it's free on youtube
>>154245685so you support the globohomo companies that pay the politicians to keep you out of work too lol
dude I can't wait for these retards to separate themselves from this country
>>154245668JEN
mania this weekend bro's
>>154245619Where's the lie
Is it ever appropriate to rub your butt on your “friend’s” lap?
>no HNIC to start the ploffsGary is so cringe, and he doesn't care about us at all.
>>154245764all the boys wanna be close to mitchie
>>154245766>caring about post-rogers HNIC
>>154245758dont think connor mcgregor plays hockey mate
>>154245806sounds like an irish disgusting
>>154245775Its tradition
>>154245831It stops being tradition when a soulless corporation like Rogers buys it
>Connor Bedard says he’d be honored if the Blackhawks made him captain. He isn’t politicking for it, but he says he feels he would be ready for that responsibility if given it.
>>154245846if your captain is zestin' it up, do the others also have to become zesty?
>>154245854its tradition
will vegas vs utah be one of the lowest watched nhl playoff series of all time?
>>154245846Achievable natty?
>>154245887nah that will be ottawa/carolina
>>154245887Hopefully the Mammoth sweep 'em.
>>154245887Vegas likes hockey and Utah is starting to like it
>>154245948gays and mormons go to Hell kwab
>>154245954that's rough
>>154245954>Dumbass
>>154245954cap space for skinngod?
>>154245959Do they go to the same hell or do they at least get seperated first
>>154245887Lightning/Carolina was a pretty bad slop fest
>>154245887Nobody watches or cares about the first round
>>154246003Cope, I do.
>>154246013I got news for your pal you're a nobody
>>154246016why are you so pissy nigga
>>154246003it's the only good round
i prefer the second round where everyone's desperate and the losers are mindbroken
Hey guise,I hear Hartford is going up against the Quebec Nordiques in the playoffs. Should make for some good hockey! Francis and Dineen are healthy again, so my money's on the Whalers.
>>154246017Some canadian that watched his team all year is making fun of me who only shows up to watch mine in may
>>154244837
>>154246003I watch it
DROP THE FUCKIN PUCK GARY
making a burger and having onion rings as my side
>>154246113didn't ask
stop it retard>>154242477>>154243995>>154244411
am i supposed to feel bad for SHATNAR?
>>154246119hampage got cancelled
based lachlan cancelled slopdown and dronies have been coping ever since
nyla the tranny has aids lmao
>>154246113What about waffle fries?
thought i had a kissing bug roaming around in the back yard and did some googling and thought it was and smashed him, turns out it is one that look similar but eats pine cones, Sorry little guy.
>>154246298You should be more careful anon, he deserved to live
We don't say the j slur here
>>154244719Me
>>154246377Nah total bug death
reminiscing about the 2024 oilers cup run. shit roster with the craziest peaks. they had aura like no other.
Soon.
>>154245954Never forget the selfless acts he took to bring awareness to himself.
>Open to legal residents of the 50 US/DC, CA, BG, CN, CZ, DK, FI, DE, NL, NO, SK, SE, CH or the UK (excluding Northern Ireland),What are all of the abbreviations?
>>154246462>log into hoc>xhe rb posting pics of kids again
>make 1 post>canacuck is seethin' and replyin' already.Every. Single. Day.
>n-no uKWAB + bud1
mitch won too so did dirty dom and copey
Yawn. Anyways. 2014, 1993.
>>154246505ya fuckin boring kid
left: got tickets, crohn's freeright: lost to bud, crohn's
>>154246511nah you are.
>>154246474>Open to legal residents of the 50 US/DC, CA, BG, CN, CZ, DK, FI, DE, NL, NO, SK, SE, CH or the UK (excluding Northern Ireland),DCmerica, Camerica, BGerica, CNerica, CZica, DKerica, Finlandamerica, Demerica, NLerica, NOmerica, SKerica, SEica, CHerica, Muslimtown
Hoping for many goals tonight and many injuries to playoff teams that aren't sitting their starters.
>>154244771this would be my sign
>>154246534LOSER
>>154246528I want to live in Finlandamerica so badly bros.
>>154244719RUDE and inappropriate.
>>154246494I want to see a buffalo vs utah final
>>154246547Finn american population swap and we get draft rights to all their 'nens
>>154246552*heems you* sucks to suck nigger
>>154246505you have to be 18 to post on this board
>>154246562literally who?
>>154246534Hoping for Ducks win, Kings win and Oilers loss for maximum lelz
>The last time the Habs faced the Lightning in the playoffs
>>154246562my debbies :)))))>>154246574retard
>>154246562>sunnyfuture's looking bright
>>154246572You seriously going to card me?
>>154246589why would the devils hire a retard as a GM?
>>154246596they didn't, this time
let's go mammies let's go
more like POO jersey lmao kwab
>>154245934his body is a temple untouched by NWO filth. he's the purest virgin in the league.
>>154246562
>>154246605Since when is Utah a finn team?
>>154246607kwab go flames
>>154246596rutherford was probably bad enough there to never be considered for another job again
>>154246623KWAB
>>154246616bullshit.
I switched from 6mg zyn to 3mg zyn and now I use them twice as fast
I might have to chuck a sickie on Mundy. This might be the Bruins only game this playoffs
>>154246626nvm, fitzgerald, got him mixed up with the canucks colossal retard who shows up in the media every couple months to make everyone mad
>>154246625So brave. Bet he went and gave gary $300+ more dollars for a new one with some other dude's name on it so he can have that guy's name on his back instead.
>>154246632>aus bruins fanHow why
>>154246637This is my video and I ended up coping a fresh Luaghton in the fall after the marner flush
>Devils finally got rid of Keefe>they replaced him with a fucking jeet
>>154246642people move
>>154246631when I need to calm down I usually just snort a little Ketamine
>>154246655They saw NYC do it and thought it would be fun!
>>154246655I meant Fitzgerald derp
sunday is not a good day for hockey
Are you standing on business today /hoc/?
>>154246673yes it is gary
>>154246673yes it is fuckface
>>154246625they're not happy with matthews either after his interviewhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776383053929930.mp4
Tusks down :(
>>154246642I'm from MA but as the other anon indicated I have indeed moved to the opposite side of the planet
>>154246474canada, bulgaria?, china, czechia, denmark, finland, germany, netherlands, norway, slovakia, sweden, switzerland
>>154246655devils superpower by 2030 saar
It's all the loser teams playing tonight
Are you prepping your bull today /hoc/?
I frequently forget that slovenia exists
I frequently forget that /hoc/ exists
>>154246729the somalian?
>>1542467202nd one is actually the globalist capitol.
>>154246727
>>154246729>the cow's name is Norman>you were pulling on his dick
>>154246756That's belgium retard
>>154246760exactly. retard.
>>154246760I miss waffles. I hope he watched sharks hockey
>>154246756switzerland is last on the list thougheverbeit
>>154246693At least Nylander is safe from Toronto drunks
>>154246680I have a lot to do at work
>>154246772his name is leopold ya fuckin retard
>>154246777retard
Please God do not let Carolina win the cup.
>>154246832they're too /weakmind/ for thatgonna get bopped in conference finals again as is customary
last game of the season for my sharkies starting
>lock yourself into caphell by offer sheeting some busted finn >only have enough cap space left for brandon bussywhat was the randys end goal again?
fellow sharkies, is our goat macklin the MVP?
Which one of these shit games actually matters for playoff matchups
>>154246889No playoffs, no Hart. Those are the rules
>>154246903Ducks@PerdsKangs@FlamesCantpucks@OilersEdmonton clinches 2nd with a point. Anaheim just needs to match LA's result to avoid Colorado
MY Duckies working hard to avoid the Avs
>>154246879eating cock
>>154246929>avoid Colorado>avoidkek. softpusys are an obvious first round exit. Teams should be tanking for the opportunity.
>>154246903Anaheim and LA win while Edmonton loses in regulation is the funniest possible result tonight>P2 Ducks vs P3 Kings>C1 Avs vs WC2 Oilers
>>154246933Keep it up. My Nuckies will do the rest.
>>154246929Oh word. Thanks homie.
>>154246758Why they even called oilers, did your country cancel all it's oil production?
>>1542469433, maybe 4 after tonight, of those teams have been exposed as fraudulent by the nuckies in the past couple weeks.
>>154246946>oilers beat avs and lose to wildIndeed, the funniest
I'd rather see Oilers/Ducks than Oilers/Kings again
watching west side story
Edmonton really wants to get into the 2/3 series since it starts Monday, giving Draisaitl more time
ep40 will do mcgodvid a solid and let him score 6 goals to steal the rocket from bitchkinnonart ross, hart, rocketcupnorrisSTACKED
I hope the Avs win the cup so that one spastic Wild fan fucks off.
so let me guess, none of /hoc/s playoff brackets will have any of the wildcards teams advancing to the 2nd round?
my cherny :)
Sybau
>>154246983The original of course...
>>154246992Post link I need to sign up
>>154246999For me, it’s the seasonal cherry Red Bull
>he thinks I'm leaving regardless of who gary awards the cup tokek.
hey bro's what's up i am at work kwab
>>154246992I think the sennies can take the randys
>>154247013yeah. i like musicals and robert wise so this should be fun
>>154247017nvm it's in the OP. Do I just use my regular email or a temp email?
>>154247025Have a good shift bro working hard or hardly working haw haw haw
>>154247033Hell yeah their are some awesome songs like officer krupke
>i like musicals and robert wise
>>154247052Musicals are cool if the subject matter is alright
>>154247037>Got time time to lean you've got time to cleanFaggot boss used to say that to me when I was a literal janny
I fucking hate the Nashville Predators
crack some jokes it's so boring in here
>>154247052>I like the redditmonton pantsoilers
>>154247065Sup kyle you hanging in there pal?
How's the boy aquarium looking tonight?
CUS NO ONE WANTS A FELLA WITH A SOCIAL DISEASE
What’s the difference between a hockey team and a hippy chick.Hockey teams take a shower after three periods.---My boss offered me a promotion. He was going to send me to our flagship location in Detroit.I told him "no way I'm going to Detroit. There's nothing but prostitutes and hockey players up there"And my boss said "I beg your pardon, my wife is from Detroit.""Really? What team did she play for?"
https://youtu.be/j7TT4jnnWys?si=Fv37WgSBKjIKj3jpGive it a listen. You might find it more relatable than you think.
>>154246505low energy slopaganda. Iranians do it better with the lego
>>154247089Alright, so there's a three guys, A White guy, a mexican guy and a black guy. They find this lamp and the genie says that he will grant each of them 1 wish...
>>154247089The Anaheim Ducks
>>154247095your bruins are getting a painful bootyfucking in the 1st round sorry you had to hear it from me
