bud edition
>>1542277333 days until the 4th anniversary of his victory
>>154227733>>154227733>>154227733>>154227733>>154227733>>154227733
small cock /hoc/big dick /cric/
>>154227382everybody do the playoffs dance! congrats to all frens whose teams made it :D especially to my flyersbros!!!
>>154227783That was important
>>154227794thank you my announcements are always important! :D
Well, /hoc/?
>the city of St John's
Finnish President Alexander Stubb and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney mixed diplomacy with hockey, taking the ice with players from the Ottawa Charge during Stubb’s first formal bilateral visit to Canada.
>>154227839yeah stubb is trying to get some sort of special permission or privilegevthat's gonna help finns secure jobs in canada and put them on some priority lists
>>154227839>they gave Carney the homo stick Kek , got em
>>154227839How is Gabe's Pizza? And how is "Ottawa-style" pie? Is it distinctive?
>>154227864In my experience ottowa is the same style as Quebec pizza where the cheese is on top but regular crust ,no deep dish like Chicago
why is captcha so fucking shit now
>piece of shit website breaks down right before the playoffs again
>>154227871So is the cheese roasted, so you get a crust on there? All that cheese makes it sound very mid-western, farm folks like a lot of cheese on their pie >>154227879Tradtition
ottawa style
>>154227783I'LL DANCE WITH YOU PEKKA :DDD
Give it up for the puck-droppingest, game-riggingest, money-makingest GARY!
>>154227783>>154227998
ITS UP BABY!gary gives 100 000 genuine nhl pucks to the winnerhttps://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788also include link in ops preeeease
>>154227839wtf is an ottawa charge?
>>154228049>Make an account I'll just shitpost my bracket here thanks
>>154227893yah cheese gets and fillings steam insideusually on a thick yeasty dough
beat the wind temple. time to do they gay part of the game and find the triforce charts
based organist ron poster
the nightmare season is finally over
>>154228089at least hughes scored the golden goal
>>154228054About $3.50
>>154228068>a thick yeasty doughYour Mother
>>154227733Bud lost actually
My penguins (:
couldnt fix my sleep schedule because i've been napping all day after work might as well watch my flyers and see if jiricek can play
my Bruinsies are peaking at the right time
>>154228133Just Like Bud's Islanders
>h1sbs
fix your website /hoc/ or i'm going back to gayddit
>>154228166They even said they did maintenance today
>>154228166Is there anywhere to even talk about hockey online besides /hoc/, ribbit and HFBoards? I miss SBNation. Considering they were all run by fans, some of those team sites had really good coverage.
>>154228166You should go back regardless
>hasb2
Bonk!
>>154228187reminds me of bud winning against trb
>>154228179https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Men's%20Hockey%20RPF
BUT YOU DON'T GET TO SEE THE TEARS I CRYBEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES
>>154228194what the heckerino is that?
>>154228166So long , farewell
>>154228179TERBs coverage of the leafs is almost as thorough as /hoc/s
summertime in New Jersey
>>154228246BOOMER FIGHT
>>154228246>MY Duckies won the Cup because Pronger is a drukbrolelmao
were on flamespuck tonight.
Bruins opened a can of whoop ass on the devils
i am sorry frens but i am pretty convinced that pens cant hang with my flyers :D
captcha is raping me like my bruins are raping the devils tonight
>>154228212the future of hockey
>>154228274Pronger had Sugar Ray play at his cup party
>>154228212gay sex with skates on
>>154228367woah that's dangerous!
Is there going to be a /hoc/ bracket challenge this year?
Marner is STILL elite
is that my Old Man Gally up there with 1 but?also hopefully the wonderful staff fix the website soon, we all remember the sharty times.still best doxes ever btw
>puck stuck in ass>clean it up ice jannies
>my ducks 0/21 in 21 against the wild ;-;
>>154228385https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>MAC AND TEES
i forgot about carson soucy
my hasbs are getting CREAMED ON by these young philly bucks
The zammoth is proof that reddit culture will triumph
Did I hop into the Berenstein universe or did Wallstedt change his name
>>154228385>he picked fraudorado over dallas that yearKwab
>>154228494what u thought it was
>bruins 4 goals leadLooks like my Sensies are facing the Canes in round 1.
>>154228560if you wipe carlolina outill go to the by market shirtless with "ottawa is so cool" sharpie drawing on my chestclip it im serious
>>154228541What I said, he has Wallstead on the back of his sweater though.
>>154228589>fanatics fucking up the actual game jerseys nowKek
I still stand by we should put a glass ceiling over the rink and make the only "out of play" area the bench
>team that has nothing to play for beating team still fighting for positionthis keeps happening
>>154228596well the glass would breakalso it would create an aquarium effect
>>154228142My Flysies!
>>154228143our broons were just on a losing streak :(
>>154228596BasedFuck stoppages
>>154228609Don't care, just fuckin send it
>>154228596>>154228620>it’s just bubble hockeyI’m all for it
>MacKinnon playing both halves of a meaningless back to back What a stat padding retard
>>154227879I've dmed hiroshimoot my complaints
my avies :)
>muhhhhhhhh softpusys :)))
>muh heebs
godammit Debbies, god dammit!
>>154228049Thanks. I'll join right now
I can tell dad is concerned about the habs performance lately
>Laffs>bud>Brian>Blose>lames
SCOARRRRRR>fuck this site
>>154228212crosby's favorite website
>Bonk and BumpKekA bonk and a bump to beat the habbies
I want a Penguins vs Oilers final. McDavid vs Crosby with Skinner winning the cup in the end
>>154228341I can barely post :(
>>154228686Don't take this the wrong way but I need Montreal to lose so that Kucherov sits out the last game
bump
This defense is just so terrible
>>154228477cool :3
>>154228711Dallas vs Boston for meWhy?I'm the hockey guy, that's why
>>1542287110% chance McDavid doesn't score 20 points if he faces Skinner. All the years of rage...
whatcha eatin' /hoc/?
>flyers literally have players named bump and bonkjust need pow and wham and then they have all the comic book sound effects
>>154228732MISTER JACQUES LE HOCKEY???
>>154228728Quackson Lacombe can't carry it by himself
>>154228686We are all spiritually your father lately
don't lose your nerve now, let's get swaydawg his shuttie
>>154228739made a protein shake with chocolate protein powder and frozen cherries (threw in a couple pieces of frozen avocado too)
Is that Radek Bonks kid?
>>1542287112 kino 4 gary's nhl
Maybe it’s the cheesesteaks!
>>154228739beef, rice, eggs, and frozen veggies after a push day
>>154228778yea
>>154228816Based
>>154228763The team needs every inch of momentum to actually perform in playoffs. Maybe this win will give them confidence
>>154228739i saw a cute college soccer girl buying five rotisserie chickens
So what are the predictions for the Eastern Conference 1st Round?>Buffalo v. Boston - Buffalo in 6>Montreal v. Tampa - Montreal in 7(I have a feeling this might be a pyrrhic victory for either side desu)>Carolina v. Ottawa - Carolina in 6>Pittsburgh vs Philadelphia - Pittsburgh in 5
>binnington vs skinnerwow bet the over
Miyagi fix your website!
>>154228865should have asked her if she would want to split one with you
I'm thinking about picking the Canes to win the Cup
>>154228866flyers sweep in 5
>>154228866Boston in 6Tampa in 6/7Carolina in 5Flyers in 6
>>154228865that's a fair amount of chicken for one person
i predict randy will eat cock
>>154228897i need to become a costco member. I will live off of rotisserie chickens and hotdogs
MUDDAFUCKIN ISLANDUHScouldn't even get Schaefer his fuckin goal, they suck donkey balls and got no heart
>>154228866esl here, please use simple englishbut yeah, buffalo is the winner of tampon/hasbsalso reminder of /hoc/ playoffs ladderopens in 2 dayshttps://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
the simulator decided
>>154229088u w0t m8
>>154228866>buffalo in 5 >tampa in 7 >carolina in 6 >pittsburgh in 5
>>154229112coded with pride on planet retard
>>154229112I wanted to see how the odds would playout by selecting teams but you can only click simulate games. my first simulat was this.
scarrr lehky
all pettershits will score a goal
Quite frankly i'd be fine with any of these teams winning the cup except randy because fuck em
>i can save her
My Soo Greyhounds might get swept by the Kitchener Rags :(
pettersson redemption arc finna starting
the captcha better be fixed by saturday
forgot to take the bay leaves out of the soup and got an unexpected crunch
>>154229258whoops
>>154229258h8 when that happens desu
Ducks just lost to the Iowa Wild...
>>154229258rip anonyou wont last a weekask gary if he can let you see the script before you golike they do with movies for sick as fuck kids
>>154229048the pizza is where it is at
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154229301No, the iowa wild are much much worse than that.t. doug in des moines
https://x.com/PuckReportNHL/status/2044241349986156693We owe Laine an apology lads.
Last leafs game possibly ever tomorrow
>>154229301Oh yeah, Kings/Oilers round 5 here we come
>>154229332they choked hard
>>154229333A game between a Sens team that's already locked into WC2 so they have nothing to play for and a Leafs team trying to lose. How riveting
>>154229345See you there
>>154229258I did that yesterday but with an egg shell
>>154229333Why
Quack they said
>>154229360they might be moving to mexico for a trial season to develop the guacamole market
>>154229333based, checked, the leafs will never play another game in the NHL
>>154229360Can you think of a reason to continue the franchise?
>>154229370Sad
cute but keep the wailing down a little
>>154229333are they getting relocated?
>>154229375Hmmm no good point
>>154229382mom's of?>>154229383yeah to mexico
>>154229382His mom can get it.
Why is the site all fucked up
>>154229382>having a hero shorter than you
>>154229419sharty 2.0 brace yourself
>>154229402His mother isn't the avs fans Its the homely blonde woman to cameras left and yes she can
>>154229375It makes rich people more rich
>>154228868told you... you could be rich now
>>154229419liberal majority
>>154229428Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of that
i want mcdavid to score four goals and then mackinnon to clinch the rocket on an even more disgusting and underhanded open net than the last one
>>154229428No fuck that go to the tranime one and post frogs regardless
>ducks lostthey're getting swept huh
sounds like a library in vancouver
All shit
>>154229471The exciting part is finding out who they will be swept by
>>154229332might be the most middling roster of literal whos in the most barren soulless city I've ever seen
CHICKEN HOCKEY
>>154229482tnt used to have wcw monday nitro
>>154229475well yea shannons wife got beat up
why does the calgary ice look so much brighter than every other arena
this game is boring i think maybe it's the kings broadcasters. i'll switch to canada
Can't see the puck
>>154229516Has she ever considered leaving the buffet before the restaurant kicks her out?
>>154229533she doesn't even have a stomach anymore.
>>154229482All those later games will be delayed by 45 minutes each btw. Fuck espn.
seattle torment
>>154229529they add milk to the icethem cowboys out there love their milk!>>154229531squint your eyes
>>154229540On Gary’s orders
>>154229540i didn't think about that but it's true. that's gay desu
>dreadful games>turn on PIT-STL>woman announcer>turn off tv
>>154229539Those chinese tongs are ruthless and now she's toothless
>>154229545How would being a chinaman help me see the puck
>>154229533Zoomer girlies eat five rotisserie chickens in their lairs
>>154229482Please let my penguins have the 8:00 game on Saturday Gary thanks
audible and visible bingbing fans in calgary's barn, sad!>>154229531
that kid is back on the escalator again
>>154229558woooocool it with the anti canadianismsquinting just makes you focus morewe all do it
Exciting season for our duckies indeed .)
>>154229568What does this even mean
Can the senators upset randy?
>>154229482>10:30 ETAw sweet, they marked out the Oilers games already
>>154229568>tattoo sleevesMy team's captain would NEVER!
>>154229580hash is legal in canadaits just two DUDE!s having fun these guys train hard, play hard but they also know how to relax hard
>>154229580It's a picture of Auston Matthews holding the puck so that people can see what one looks like.Also the poster is upset there are Avalanche fans at the Calgary game
>>154228586>clip>>154229593i fuckin hope so
It's time for MacKinnon to do his thing
I think we need a playin tournament
>>154229616And he does!
empty nate strikes againnecas big 100
>its another team that needs refpuck to beat the nuckies
>statbitch does statbitch thingsshocker. still no award for statbitch though. kwastatbitch.
>>154229593easily>>154229629can't believe he was traded for 9 games of moose lolers
>>154229630Many such cases!>>154229641He'll get the Rocket and probably the Hart because voters are retards
What happens if the Kongs win?
>>154229649>He'll get the Rocket and probably the Hart because voters are jewsftfy
>>154229656then shannons nuckies lose
>>154229656Oilers/Kings round 5
>>154229656They will be one point ahead of the ducks for third in the Pacific with one game left for each.They're on a collision course with Edmonton.
>>154229656Then gary slaps his clam to the idea of more sunbelt hockey games
pens getting dominatedflyers are going to pound their bussies
I AM INEVITABLE
can he put up seven even strength points in two games?probably not
>>154229747I don't like gary pranks...
>>154229754Tonight was his second last game
>>154229771You'd better start cheering for the Canucks and/or the Flames to win in regulation against the Kings and for Anaheim to get at least a point against the Preds
did you guys see bones' crashout? kino.
>>154229747I knew this shit was gonna happen kek
>>154229707They’re resting everyone you troon
MY VEES!!! :)
Do you watch swiss hockey?
very gay fight
Really suck’s my penguins were so close to getting 300 goals for this year but came up at least 10 away. ):
>>154229885Only when Spengler is on.
i hope mackbitch gets long-term injured in their last game trying to chase MUHHHHH TROPHIES. Would be funny.
>>154229885Why would I
>>154229885forced to with reinbacher and texier on the teamthey're still better than our italian
>>154229819yeah lmao
>>154229916i hate that dude
>>154229916LMAO
>>154229885i don't even eat swiss cheese.
Alina Müller plays for the Boston Fleet
>>154229916Based
kings will lose round 1 bigly
>>154229906Spengler is a retarded commericalised shitshow organised by mountain mongs>>154229934You don't like hockey?>>154229960Nothing wrong with that. British and french cheeses are arguably better
>>154229885only for bulji
>>154230036The only hockey anyone cares about is the nhl people who say otherwise are coping or lying.
nuckies kwabing all of commiefornia
my team has a swiss person on it his name is akira because his autistic dad liked the anime
watching the undertakers streak on the vault bros
NUCKS WINOILERS/DUCKS IS STILL ALIVE
I still have a feeling we're getting kings/oilers round 1 lol
>kuemper is zero for fifteen in overtimekwab
Fucking Kings you had your chance to salvage this season you fucking bums
>>154230064Does anyone want to see that?
>>154230083Oilers/Ducks is infinitely preferable to Oilers/Kings Episode V
laughing at the one idiot who thought gambling on the nuckies was unprofitable
>>154230053Akira means God
Twenty loser pointsTen wins worth of losing
Just checked the stats sheet, my GOAT EP40 put up 2 points tonight. WOW.
>>154230078They salvaged it just by making the playoffs.
>>154230094His OT assist was actually bretty gud
Is Clavicular still alive after what just happened on stream @grok ???
the habs are going to get a reality check by getting swept and realize their rebuild actually sucks kwab
>>154230094How many points per dollar is he at this season? That's the true metric.
>>154230094Based. He got his 50 points.
>>154230111Kucherov didn't win the Art Ross so he'll actually show up in the playoffs this year
>>154230109>Johnny Somali sentenced to hard labor in jail>Sneako maced, tazed and beat up>Clavicular overdosed>Pacific Division coming down to the last dayWhat a wonderful day
>>154230109idk who that is but i saw some buff dude with a mustache whos gimmick is calling black people the n word and claiming they're "chimping out" when they're not at all. bros gonna get killed for sure.
Watch the nuckies meme on the oilers for the last game of the season. And get their longest winning streak since trading Hughes lmao
bolts in 4 or 5 frogs about to get a reality check their rebuild is actually bad kwab
>>154230133Maybe, but I think the bolts are still frauds
>>154230133same thing's gonna happen to your stars dylan kwab
>poopy shitz won't play the first 2 games at a minimumkek. asstards are bigger softpusys than the softpusys.
The Kings shattered their previously set record for overtime losses in a season (19) with another thrilling gary point for a grand total of 20 overtime losses.They still have a game left so let's see if they can truly make that record untouchable!
>exposes your team as frauds
>>154229984do the Fleet have Feet night?
>>154230190Vegas could also tie the old record, which would clinch their division too
>>154230197not my team
i better not see you monkeys bandwagoning when mcdavid wins it all
>>154230249wins what
whats with the site the last 24 hours
>>154230190What abunch of fucking frauds.. lol can't wait for their 1st round exit.
this dude mackinon is bitchmade incarnate
slopdown was cancelled
getting these gay triforce maps desu
>>154227783you kept the faith alive brother
>>154230287These 4chan guys, they don't care. Losing is not important enough to them. It doesn't bother them. How can you go out and run site like that? I should have done this a month ago. But this is why we are where we are with this connection failed. This is why 4chan is barely working. That kind of effort.
who can challenge PORTER MARTONE for calder next season
>>154230298>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SCORE AN EMPTY NET GOAL ON MY SHITTY CANADIAN TEAMkwab
>>154230347is this bowness
>>154230370Same kind of players who challenged Matty Beniers for the Calder after his first 10 games.
>>154230385you are not very enjoyable to have around my snarky fren >:(
>>154230384Yes. I took a flight to Sweden after the press conference to get away from the losers in Columbus, Ohio.
<SOON>
thank you gary
>>154230410you would have to kill darnell nurse to get connord bedard money
>>154230393>>154230463Wow this site is broken
>>154230410Afew more days Bedard. You're almost to a better team.It's crazy how bad the Blackhawks have been at their rebuild. Bedard needs to run for the hills away from that team ASAP.
>benis mentioned
sniff
>>154230445Consider it done
>>154230094was toch right about this bum
>>154230499everything this anon says is true
>>154230499he needs to come home.
>>154230539>next Blackhawks contractNo way he stays with them.. No fuckin way.That would be a bigger mistake than McDavid staying with the Oilers.
>>154230546Would be a good choice. They got the money right? Starting off their rebuild with Bedard would be perfect.
>>154230094Long necks like him never has long career peaks. Their heads gets easily scrambled and after a few times of that, they're never the same again. Be happy that he even had a 100+ season.
>>154230564yeah I think that's what they're imblying
>>154230570disregard my now-deleted post, they do in fact have the space for next year! I saw give him 15 x 6 and call it a day.
>>154230640say give him*
>>154230640>have to give four 1st round picks to get Bedard>won't have draft picks to rebuild>suck even harder than ChicagoGood plan, genius.
>>154230640>>154230645Go to bed
>>154230691
>>154230705
>>154230664they can throw in evander kane as a sweetener to get back one of those picks
>>154230715
got all the triforce maps shit was so gay.
why didnt gary let him go to the playoffs?
>>154230891he needed to sell off the last of his kopitar jerseys before the moths got at em
testing some new innovations for playoffs>this is just a test
Flyers in 6You heard it here first
SabresCanadiens Senators PenguinsYou heard it here first.
gary
>>154231059Based
Go to hell, Gary.>>154231096Thank (You)!
Who wins the battle of phlitardia
>>154231127Pittsburgh because Gary wants to sell more Crosby and Malkin jerseys before they retire. He might even grant them a retirement Cup.
>>154231134good. ek65 deserves a cup.
>>154230744Damn, you're actually correct.
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>154231059>team couldnt beat the laffs in a series>winningLMAO
Jackies bros... Bowness called us a bunch of losers...
rod the bod is going to win the Jack Adams
>>154231284>laffs
>>154231297Marchenko looked like he was throwing the game in the 3rd against boston
>>154231297Laine was right all along.
>>154231297Why is the Captcha so fucking slow?
>>154231297Based coach
let's see how smart /hoc/ isunlocks tomorrow1https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
this is what elite goaltending looks like
>>154227733Are they already playoffing?
>>154231448On Saturday they will
>>154231444Uh...checked?
Oh boy the playoffs are starting this Saturday! I wonder what exciting match-up Gary has in store for us to kick them off on the right foot!>Sens-CanesIt's like he wants the league to fail.
Our Sennies :) and dem ploffs name a more iconic duo
>>154231443Shut the fuck up chambers
>>154231369Tradition
>>154231478senaturds and losing to the laffs in a bo7
>>154231478Samir and incoherent seething
>>154231495oh im sorry are the laffs playing spring hackey this year
>>154231502time to boogeyman post!
>>154231478Oilers/Kangs
the frogs thinking their rebuild is worth a shit are in for a rude awakening when they get swept first round by bolts
>>154231514Nope it's going to 6 or 7 games and the Habs are winning
>>154231506>laffs
>>154231529>6 or 7
dominick won
This piece of shit site is going down just in time for the poffs again isnt it
>>154231547oh im sorry are the ded wongs playing spring hackey this year
>>154231551I can barely post :(
tony won
>>154231554its not dirty doms fault the yzerplan failed
>>154231551Hiromoot fears playoffs season /hoc/
>>154231562yeah he won KWABOTY five years running kwab
>>154231578you're thinking of vince actually
>>154231584vince won the royal rumble
>>154231556Yeah, even my 4chan pass can't stop the power of hiromoot's incompetency.
>>154231569Even he knows that /hoc/ runs /sp/
>>154231590he lost his sloppy fed
Didn't the entire fucking site go down last year, like on the 14th? If I recall, it was right before the start of the First Round>they fear our raw power, /hoc/
>>154231595>paying for this retard zone
seems like it is fixed now
>>154231506Jen>laffs
>>154231619test(icles)
>>154231615Yeah I'm a NEET, so what?
Knights are probably winning the division tonight >_>
yes hello >laffs
>laffs
>>154231636Unlike my islanders
Just poopin muh briefs ladsAlso >laffs
>
>plan the parade
>(You)r Toronto Maple Leafs™
Maple R. Laffs
Laffs utterly btfo
>start >laffsposting>Captcha works again>laffs
marner
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>154231755We do call them that here
If Mitch had stayed do they make the ploffs?
>>154231789yes he was the engine
flush it down
>>154231794>>154231789And with the addition of Laughton nothing could have stopped them
>>154231789yes he would've been good for another first round exit
>>154231799true we could be planning the parade
>>154231789no>laffs
>>154231799It's a bit unfortunate that they spent their second round pick on him
>>154231789Mitch is in the playoffs, so obviously
>>154231844First round exit bros were so so back
>>154231841I thought they tanked their way out of Brads bad debts
>>154231789No
>>154231844It would be hilarious if Vegas went on a run and Marner was a key contributor
yinz finna seethe when my dear bro copey's knights advance
>>154231870You and your dear bro are retarded Possibly gay too
FLUSH IT DOWN
>>154231880hampage got cancelled
Tfw Calder, Vezina and Norris Winners all ended up missing the play offs
>>154231916regular season awards are garbage
go habs
>>154231900>wrestlefagChange that to definitely
>>154231933go
>>154231916>Norris Winner>ended up missing the play offs?
>>154231960Werenski will win it
>>154231976I didn't realize it was a pity award
>playoff teams already decided with days of games leftWTF gary, how could you let this happen
is fatvei back?
>>154231995>only one game affects seeding tonight>it's the last game of the night
>>154231995You mean you don't want playoffs teams to throw their last few games now that they have nothing to play for?https://x.com/i/status/2044436401375068218
>>154231997>skates right to the loliswhat did he mean by this?
>>154232006>any woman that isn't obese is a loliAmericans are a defective people
>>154231988>laffs
who's winning the vezina this year
>>154232013>can't tell that girl is visibly underageAlexa, scan this guy's hard drive.
>>154232013>laffs
for a supposed defensive liability, lane hutson is an eye popping +36 which is better than any of your favourite defencemen
>>154232026>she was 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds old, she's a loli!Retard
I thought Kings were frauds
>>154232032>habs shelter him>that means he's not a liabilityHe's no John Marino, that's for sure
>>154232032As long as he has the puck or is in the offensive zone he's good, his off the puck play is lacking.
Gonna be hilarious seeing the mild go out in the first round again
>>154232039lol those girls are like 12-13
>>154232041>3 regulation wins in 8 gamesThose are our frauds alright
>>154232049Out of 10
>>154232049zamn
rampage is on hiatus
>rags
>>154230440My retard sharks have 3 more wins but we no get playoffs
>>154232039>laffs
>>154232043>laffs
>>154232041
>>154232041They suddenly got decent
>>154230440Also broke the record for most games played in garytime in a season.
what was his problem?
Three biggest frauds in the playoffs are the Kings, Knights and Pens.>Gary point winners1. Kings 35-46 actual record 20 Gary points2. Knights 38-43 actual record 17 Gary Points3. Penguins 41-41 actual record 16 Gary PointsI will not be surprised if these three teams are bounced in the first round
>>154232193We live in a world where a 35-56 and -20 goals differential is enough to clinch a playoffs spot. Praise Gary and the Garypoint
>>154232204*35-46
>Laffs president rumored to be using AI for trade returnslmfao
>>154232226>didn't start shopping players until 15 minutes before the deadline
OT and SO wins aren't real wins therefore, OT and SO losses aren't real losses. All that matters is a team's record in regulationAs you can see by pic related, the problem is that everyone goes to OT too much. Therefore, we must make teams not want to go to OT. Thus>2 points for a regulation win>1 point for an OT or SO win>0 points for any loss
>>154232226I wouldn’t be surprised
>>154232275>OT and SO wins aren't real wins therefore, OT and SO losses aren't real losses>All that matters is a team's record in regulationthey do matter as that is how games are decided in the playoffs
@grok why does an NHL franchise need ten different assistant general managers
shit games until the REAL season starts.
>>154232301>3x3 OT and shootouts>in the playoffsRed Wings fan?
>>154232301>playoffs have 3v3 OT and shootouts?
>>154232275For those interested>EC is 44 games above .500 in regulation >Atlantic is 41 games above .500 in regulation>Metro is 3 games above .500 in regulation>WC is 44 games below .500 in regulation>Central is 27 games above .500 in regulation>Pacific is 71 games below.500 in regulation
>>154232314>>154232317baited these exact replies
>>154232324>I acted like a retard and got called out for it. Gottem!
>>154232314>>154232317haven't posted on Chan in months but it is still easy
>>154232275Great post
>>154232397was this meant for me?
Knights gonna lose tonight
just dropped my phone on my toe :(
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7194333/2026/04/15/maple-leafs-nhl-2025-26-dysfunction/?unlocked_article_code=1.bFA.ivHD.etWbGA4tuiNC&smid=ta-android-share
just dropped my poop on my briefs :(
>>154232444Witnessed
>>154232444What are your plans for next year, Mr. Treliving?
>>154232441great link
>>154232441there go the Leafs pretending they are worse off than the Canucks
>>154232441The purpose of a system is what it does
>>154232441> In the beginning, it was weird for everyone without Marner, an enthusiastic twink whose tight bussy was popular in the showers. great article
have they fixed this gay shit yet
>>154232632gary's letting the servers cool ahead of the ploffs
>>154232632The interns are addressing the matter right now
>>154232463Hopefully no poopy briefsH O P E F U L L Y
reminder that canada picked the NHL's 54th best goalie by GA/G for the gold medal game
>>154227729>>154227729>>154227729RECYCLE
