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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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finalnd sadly
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How come Jiri has a stupid excuse every time he loses
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>>154233816
Chama really does black magic thougheverbeit
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"I wasn't fighting at my best"
"My opponent used a satanic ritual on me"
"I had too much mercy in my heart"
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Paulo?
Paulo heems.
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>>154233816
Hes an white guy
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>me bloody eye
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Hi blue eyes
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Disgusting deformed wonk snout piggy
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>>154233816
because he does very stupid stuff and is a very stupid person
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This must be a nightmare for all the socially inept freaks that rely on this place to get their "dopamine"
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>>154234219
You rang?
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>>154234409
Like you?
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>>154234409
Like you?
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jiri proKWABka
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>>154234409
BUHBUHBUHBUHBUH
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Wait…. The White House card is actually happening?
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lightweight used to be THE division but its gonna be so fucking shit once the uncs retire. even fucking GAMROT the jobber is assraping the new prawlspects. just a complete downgrade in every level. Welterweight is looking like the new glamour division.
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>>154235045
No one here thinks you’re chud Mads Mikkelsen btw
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>>154235045
you know its especially bad when Soicano looked like prime BJ Penn vs Duncan. Shartles can unironically go for another 4 years at the top of this division assuming Clitia leaves for boxing. the current crop is beyond shit
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>>154235045
Have you considered that light weight from 2014 to 2020 was the golden era of the division and was the strongest generation of fighters MMA has ever seen
Khabib, Conor, Poirier, Gaethje, Alvarez, RDA, Barboza, Ferguson, Michael Johnson, and you had Oliveira, Makhachev, Dariush, and then like in the wings
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You're telling me that Moicano, a guy who's been in the rankings for ever and has performed well against top guys, and Gamrot, a guy who has been in the rankings forever and has performed well against top guys, are actually good?
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>>154235256
Dookie Dan was able to pass through the Gamrot gate
2025 Dariflush was able to pass through the Soicano gate
These newfaggot prospects are getting kept by fucking baby safety gates kek. i have to give patty the shatty that, atleast he made it to an actual proper gatekeeper
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>>154235045
>muh prawlspeggs losin to uncs. but back in my day-
Back in your day, the uncs you idolize now all lost to guys worse than gamrot when they were up and coming prospects. Most of them were journeymen. Just shows how much of a cazzie you unironically are.
Poirier was on a 5 fight winstreak then got subbed by Korean Zombie. Heemed by michael Johnson who was in his 30s. Gaethje lost to Eddie Alvarez and has never won more than 4 in a row, and he only did that once.
Gamrot is 35, not old for lightweight. He was the one constantly taking down Arman (even though arman got back up and I think he should have won). A striker like Ribovics was always going to lose this fight.
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>>154235280
Crafter veterans fighting each other can yield funny results b shit happens
Also hooked didn't really beat Gamrot
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>muh glamour division
ilia smashes everyone at lightweight, what more is there to discuss
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>>154235338
GODman breaks that piglet.
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>>154235353
Trvke
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>>154235314
>worse than gamrot
lemao prime Eddie and MJ would spark crotchrot within 2 and tkz made it further in his division.
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>>154235353
no one actually thinks this
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>>154235391
your piglet begged to fight paddy the faggy or garth over the actual uncrowned king kek, and then said hes going to retire to box rather than fight anyone else after, clearly your boy thinks it
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>>154235280
TKZ was perennial top 5 and fought for the title
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>>154235391
Clitia does.
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>>154235414
streets are saying Giorgina left him because of this
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You melt
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Ilia wouldn't go to the second round with Dan Hooker
Ilia didn't barely squeak out a controversial split Decision against Oliveira
Ilia wouldn't get wobbled by Joaquim Silva (WHO?)
Ilia wouldn't go the distance with and lose to Gamrot
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>Ilia wouldn't get wobbled b-*ACK*
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>Chatri is suing Rodtang for contract breaches and defamation, seeking approximately 641 million Thai Baht (20 million USD).
>ONE Samurai main event might not happen or Haggerty gets bumped to main event.
Great plan, Emperor Chatri.
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jai herbert
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>>154234409
Like you?
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full force head kick to the chin and he recovered before his arse hit the canvas

there are levels
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>>154235523
>>154235529
>>154235542
Adriano Martins?
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>>154235542
>BBC homing instincts activate!

Lil pigga tried to go for the suckle onG
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Stop running Pigslam
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>>154235524
Rodtang is such a piece of shit bum for pulling this.
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>>154235556
Why are you mentioning the great Adriano Martins in a Arman vs Ilia discussion
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>>154235543
You LA guys drive me crazy
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What if I told you no one gives a fuck about mma
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>>154235568
because if you look 2 posts below mine i correctly deduced fartman was being used as a proxy for islamcels
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Miami BVLLs drive Clitia’s micro crazy sadly
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Jiri showing mercy :)
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>>154235578
I don't know man it just sounds like you're really scared Ilia would lose to Arman
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>>154235588
jirijeets coped up a fucking storm with muh mercy shit lmfao like he didnt get caught sprinting in like a fucking mongoloid as he always does
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>>154235588
Let’s go for ACK
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>>154235591
Arman destroys Ilia and everyone knows it.
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So I can post on here but not on teevee huh
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throwing 7 leg kicks to a one legged opponent is uhhh merciful or something i did NOT get chinned like the 0 defense bum i am
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>>154235602
He's being very merciful here
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Anyone else not able to post on other boards yet
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all that nigga jiren had to do was stall till the round was over
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jireddit pointed to the floor and then immediately went back to evading and kicking the leg on the outside when the BBC Jag accepted to fight in the phone booth with him
hes a larper and a coward and got literally the worst outcome possible because of his cowardice. either he went full cobra kai and heemed his remaining leg and then deleted him , or he accepted the samurai duel by pointing down and standing there and got heemed honourably. instead he got heemed dishonourably by trying to be unmerciful with ruthless leg kicks but still got flatlined because he's shit. HWNBAS
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>>154235644
All he had to do was actually commit to offense and finish his opponent the instant he saw him hurt
GAMROT HAS DONE THIS. HE DID THAT TO FIZIEV. GAMROT HAS STRONGER FINISHING INSTINCTS THAN JIRI
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>posting on other boards
cringe
i don't even post in other threads
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Yeah I'm not here to talmbout fucking jiri and that one trick pony
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Dirty Diaper Donald is HANGRY for some black beast!!! Dana he wants it even FARTHER!
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>>154235692
your not a real maRAUUUUUder b
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Why would anyone waste their time watching mma
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WHAT WERE YOU AN OLYMPIANS OF HUH EATIN CHEESEBURGERS YOU FAT ASS
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MMA the sport for failed fathers who take dodgy dick pills and hook up with Thai trannies
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Funny how it's the same spergs banging on about how shit Gamrot is that try to pretend Arman is some terrifying unbeatable terminator. Bro he LOST to him.
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>>154235701
DDPiggy president goons for anything black or brown.
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>>154235752
You jealous?
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You would need a step stool to say any of that to Trump's face you 5'6" loser
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>>154235793
You jealous?
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>>154235793
Lmao
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what if dookie donnie has to change his diaper on the white house lawn
will dana do it for him
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Dingleberry Dana will change the diarrhoea depends.
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T-Daddy got ya tweakin b!!
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Everything past middleweight is just a sad state of affairs.
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T-Daddy got ya tweakin b!!
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>>154235673
Kek thank yuo
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T-Daddy got him tweakin b!!
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https://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/482752/ex-ufc-fighter-mark-hunt-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charge-in-australia
Huntobros... the CTE is kicking in
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Absolute state of this shit. The UFC needs to stop leaving the US. They have so many shit fighters that are only on the roster to pad out numbers when they're in Australia, Canada, England, or Mexico.
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I got some bubonic shit so dont cone close and try to wee me ok
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>>154235353
KEK
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Hey mads mikkelsen faggot, stay out of box
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I am spinning my official UFC POOP HOUSE diapers (3kt gold) around my head like a helichopter! DANEH GIV ME SEX BONUS DUHDUHDUH
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>>154236116
how about you stay out of heem pillowpoofter
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Poopy poopy doopy boop lmao
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Pigslam's bacon cave has collapsed
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>>154235568
Talmbout Arman? The guy who lost to Gamrot and Shartles GODliveira? Never see Ilia like this....
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https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE?si=sfhLEyo3yM5rc274
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>>154236133
You slurp Usyk in box I know it’s you. You’re betraying your Finnish mate.
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>>154236195
clueless retard i'm not even the k1 sperg
fuck off back to pillowtap
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How about you both fuck off stupid fuck. Respectfully.
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>>154236234
Well tell the k1 sperg to fuck off
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Im hacking into the mainframe now
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I'm in the mainframe now
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>>154236159
Islambros...
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this nonsense had better be fixed before the big card on saturday
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>Aye its UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRl7k9Hfbg
All about respect. That's what's up. It's all love. Big opportunities. Big challenges. Gotta respect that. Nothin but respect here. It's about respect. Gonna put on a show for us. 2 competitors mono e mono. Ngannou vs Lins: Legends with big respect. Even if Ngannou admits he would rather be fighting a bigger name but it's still respect, can't be lookin past him. Diaz vs Perry: DOGS. Nothin against each other, simply best vs best. They gonna put on a show. Carano vs Rousey: ICONS. Respect and Love between these two ladies, but at the end of the day? Questions must be answered. But it's all respect in the end of the end of the day.
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Okay I'm in the mainframe boys
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>>154236188
Aw jeez dude... it's not a good look bubba. Water we dune.
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>zests out at margarita in front of me
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>>154236756
>puke poopiss uses AI
what a giant faggot
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>>154236777
It's certainly odd his self righteous obsession with being on the right side of history doesn't extend to using AI to make awful YouTube thumbnails because he can save a penny on hiring somebody.
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Welcome to the Ulberg era.
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>>154235673
doo lookin sated lookin fed
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>>154236756
>522 votes
his life's work realized
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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.
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Luke Thomas believes any day now Trump is going to break down his front door and drag him to a concentration camp. He lives every day in crippling fear of Trump's nefarious schemes.
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I bet he is honestly terrifying to be inside a locked octagon with a real life action Bronson if you will
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Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome
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Poorfags can't afford a pass gg
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Should have been a ryan hall thread
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>>154237108
A 4chan cuckpass? Yeah for sure I'll be buying one of them b
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>>154237529
cuck!
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Experts suggest 4chan pass enjoyers also enjoy anal stimulation by other men.
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experts suggest ilias a scared bitch and hes gonna pull out since he didnt wind up drawing shitblett
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fighters for this feeling?
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man fuck
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>>154238075
Shit nigguh
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>>154238075
thats your favorite thing to do but whats it have to do with fighting?
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Robert Whittaker is Agent Zeta
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>>154238149
Has anyone ever told you that you're really funny?
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>>154238075
my fart awoke (You)?
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>>154237973
isis was invented by helwanis everyone knows this notice how they would never actually attack helwanistan or the home of riyadh season and use your brain lad
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>>154238354
>hurr durr why didn't isis attack israel
it's in the name dunce
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waht the fuck is up with the flagles posts earlier
waht the fuck is going ON man
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These bitches love sosa
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>>154238429
I don't know I was at work.
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>>154238429
I'm lost, playa!
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>>154238411
shut up rabbi no one can stand you "people" anymore i was talking to fellow humans
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>>154238429
it caused me huge distress onlt made worse seeing lil tony
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>>154238496
>y-y-you're part of the secret cabal controlling the world!!
very low t response you essentially submitted to me
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>>154238551
your not part though you cheerlead for free
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>>154238566
now you're just scrambling bappa you called me rabbi one post ago take your minute listen to your coaches and give me a good reply
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>>154238588
shalom rabbi
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>>154238596
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>>154238588
a rabbi is a layabout who sponges off the system like a priest or imam
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>>154238446
Take your dirty diaper panties off and swing them around like you just don't care playa
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>>154238653
I need yuo to stop
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>>154235673
I always thought that was Schaub whenever I saw the screenshot.
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>>154238692
it's tito
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>>154238682
Me?
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Tito Schaub
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>>154237952
I want to comfort this woman.
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>>154238611
S-Schaubbros... I think we need to stay away from Roy Nelson...
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>>154238733
calm down 'caco
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>>154238710
I CANT LET YUO BE GAY
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>>154238733
Monkey want a banana?
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'I cant let you get close.'
what did Chael mean by that?
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A pope, hindu guy and a rabbit walked into a bar.
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Aside from Schaub, any other gnostic fighters
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im a gangster. before i was a gangster i was born a cowboy
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>>154238816
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>>154238816
care to extrapolate
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>>154238728
Vegito type shit tpye shit
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>>154238429
Gookmoot doesn't know how to run the site and a bunch of brown Muslims from SEA are taking over the janny positions to mass delete and report anything they deem haram like tits on the catalog
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>>154238884
So muslims weem us in UFC and now they weem us hear?
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Muslim Gangsters workin ya b?
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"One must imagine sysiphus happy"

Does this even mean anything or is it just something retards say to sound like faggots?
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Yeah thats snuck out when I was sucken a meng or two after my head injury
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>>154239207
it basically means just be yourself
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>>154238762
Monkey want to put a banana inside a peach.
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>>154239207
you don't understand a hard days work, kid
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>>154239290
1800 miles
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Monkey heemed a few monkey bums today because peaches were looking and he wanted the peaches to become moist. Monkey didn't score any peaches unfortunately.
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>>154238832
Schaub achieves gnosis on live video:
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Schaubiphys
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he has a defined purpose and accomplishes his sole task with maximum effort utilizing his entire day it's not a tragedy it's heaven
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he pushes a rock you fucking birdbrain
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>>154239416
what you want a book or something
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>>154239416
Like that insect pushing that shit ball? Levels
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one must imagine the dung beetle is happy
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>>154239423
i know lots about books. sissyphus tried fucking his niece then he tried fucking some mermaids then he got sent to hell. point is, there is no point. go back 3000 years and bring anybody you find that trained pankration back to now and Jon heems. its levels but its not deep. a metaphor you cant comprehend thats for certain
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wow i am literaly sisyphuys
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how do i delete a comment
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>>154234219
I don’t think Nina Drama would have sex with Merab but her relationship seems such that she would carry his surrogate out of fondness for him, ushering a new model of transhuman relationships
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i think nina drama would carry my babies
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>>154239535
I think you’d be surprised
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>>154239577
i know shes old but i have brain cells to spare. i trust we'd make thoroughly above average offspring
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>>154239535
You deserve better
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>>154239207
It means
>im coping with being a wagie
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>>154236583
What's his name?
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>>154236672
Same exact questions as last months press conference.
Why are they do the retardedd /box/ marketing strat of these shit pressers so far away from the fight? All it does is make me think the fight is going to be this weekend then when I see it's still a month away it pisses me off and I'm less interested each time. Still don't even know or care when the card takes place so it doesn't even help with that.
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>>154239784
its 30 sleeps. if you stocked up on advent calendars after christmas now would be the time to crack one open. you lack the foresight to be a professional athlete
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>>154239728
Whats your dads name
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>this is the danger
>no one wants to fight Ryan Hall
>Ryan hall has him, it's over for Ilia
It's funny Rogan's best comedy bit was his commentary during the Topuria Hall fight and the Schaub bit he stole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJDCv0JVUUo
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>>154239535
Leave her. The fuck. Alone.
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>>154239810
stop posting your ring ad on heem faggot
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>>154239816
roasted that weenie
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>>154239792
Watch how you speak to me, chang.
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>>154239796
Never defend me again you fat disgusting pedo
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>>154239913
you fuck your dad? like sean strickland lol?
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>>154239913
lol
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>>154239925
stop raping that nerd, he gets really upset when you rape him
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>>154239925
Clozapedo defended me by asking anon what his dad’s name is when I had a real heemed of a comeback lined up. You don’t do that
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I'm the Aspinall fan though.
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is that so?
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Excellency
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>>154235562
Rodtang can't even keep his story straight.
You come at the king you best not miss. You play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bite the hand that feeds, you're going to get put down...
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>>154239925
Strickland fucks trannies lol
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>>154240238
Like your dad?
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>>154240238
That's fucking based actually
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>>154240283
What if I told u I got a pic of Sean witha tranny
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>>154240311
I would say we don't post our selfies here
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>>154240316
You fucking bitch!
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zatfather will involuntarily penetrate stricktoris
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>>154240567
Shut the hell up!
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The last three fights on the upcoming card should be fun.
Shant be watching tho
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talmbout jai herbert b
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then
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now
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Stricksational finna blow out Khumshart's back worse than his Kadydaddy!
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>>154240657
Mandell Nallo? Of Renaissance Men fame?
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Is twisting your opponents nipples against the mma rules?
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>>154233500
Who is the GOAT of MMA journalists and why is it MMA Joey?
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>>154241379
Brendan Julius Schaub's thicccboy podcast
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alright I'm back what have I missed
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>>154241227
turn your partner on pal
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brendan schaub drag racing through a busy retail district and looking down at his phone
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>>154241379
cannot perceive anything related to this guy without getting thrown into a homicidal rage
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>>154242060
Joey derangement syndrome
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>>154242139
is this real?
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>>154242142
yes
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StrickBEAST is gonna gape Kadyrov's bottom bitch's bacon hole so wide that his tiny Checuck cock will never be able to feel anything up there again
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Ufc 327 whatever happened there...
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Sucks that GAYble isn't good enough to make it to the grudge match with Aspinall, would have enjoyed seeing Tom heem him dead.
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Thingkin of starting an GoFundMe for Thommys hymen reconsturctoin
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>>154242368
Is this Al?
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>>154242388
i wish that you were ai
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Which one is he talking about
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too many to keep up with
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Charles deserves a rematch with Arman more than Arman deserves a title shot.
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People forget man, Shota Sean’s papa porked, packed, pozzed, stretched and spunked xer in a double dip dead daddy steatorrhea soaked strickdown
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>>154242457
That's you!
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Medically induced chills.
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Gaethje is going to knock ill he yuhs blog off b
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talmbout gamebred b
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Soooo glad heem is online I missed our hoel to yell into!!! Bo Nigger!
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noggin your eddie yagin on da tawlpick b talmbout an all time legend at the combat level Jorge magical
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le schaub XD
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if you aren’t spending one night a week driving around Albuquerque blasted, policing the roads, are you really doing your community any good? Thank Jon Jones
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Schaub is the voice of mma. Daniel Schaub, Michael Schaub, Dom Schaub, Paul Schaub, Joe Schaub. >.<
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>>154242564
>policing the roads
Cruising for holes (male)*
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>>154242571
Lucky piggies.
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>>154242571
Jon Jones is why I carry a gun, I call it my problem solver.
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to put things lightly, Jon jones isn’t the champ.
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>>154242576
is gable a piggy?
>>
Schaub is gearing up for a Bkfc run
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Jon Jones in the UfC? Over. Jon jones is not walking through those cage doors
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You think this shits sweet? Chuck Liddell isn’t walking through the cage doors to save you
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>>154242588
Troonmala is a piggy.
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>>154242597
Bravest champ on the roster. Powerful
@andyaspinall
@tommyfury
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Jon jones is the champ...

OF SUCKING COCK!
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>>154242597
Will Andy Aspinall break his silence on Tom's dilation schedule?
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>>154242632
The AGP Orbussy has imploded, sadly

Hospital documentary dropping soon
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His fokin Oroblai exploded
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Oh dear oh dear this piggy is getting so plumb for xher BBC beating
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Jon Jones is a proud member of the 2SLGBTQIANP+ community. Please stop making fun of him and his people.
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Oroblai is pretty good for first gen caveman
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>>154242681
Jondaddy got ya TWPiglet all leaky huh
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>>154242678
>plumb
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
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PREGNANT ALERT
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…and justice for all
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>pereira beats gane
>aspinall beats pereira
Will you consider the score settled or will you continue to sperg for eternity?
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Aspiggy beats off a BBC.
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>>154242753
that would make Jon what? 6-0 since his retirement?
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kek the GOAT got 'em fuming as usual
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Tom Aspinall has them boilin' again?
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>>154242877
doesn't even make sense b
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>>154242913
don't be ridiculous
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Plump piggy poatan
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>>154242994
good god look at that juicy back no homo
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>>154243010
Imagining usdaddy’s BBC thrusting into ya momma’s minging maggot minge?
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no, i am not
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yes, i am
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what the hell
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hey i didn't say that
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NO FOLLOW
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>>154243083
are doggo getting a bath in
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>>154243026
Cloza has stds now >>154230606
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Dirty little jezebel of a ting ye?
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>>154243111
it is yet to be confirmed
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>>154243117
keep us updated b
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really the least of the problems heeming a gypsy has brought me
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>>154243111
The next pandemic is growing in Clozapozzed’s fupa I fear
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mma?
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i do not have herpesbeit
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Jai Herpes
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>>154243150
heeming gyppos is time honored combat sports tradition
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>>154243150
Maggot minge Aspiggy, sadly
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>>154243162
proper scran
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like 1/2 the world has herpes i think. consider the hardwork and dedication it takes to make it to the ufc. to be a top 100 fighter in the world in your weight class. you telling me they dont get more pussy than your average joe? you telling me the probably dont all have herpes? same thing with presidents, ceos. herpes isnt a big deal. you dont have to tell people you have herpes
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>>154243168
Fat slob.
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>>154243111
With the amuont of poon tang the guy gets it was an matter of time. Hope his meng heals up nicely
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>>154243178
monitors
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>>154243133
Damn ig the sun doesn't shine in helskini, i fear
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>>154243178
we dont sign our posts here
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>>154243178
Congrats on the rank promotion.
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>>154243219
I dont think this one makes any sense
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>>154243219
>>154243178
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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so, Mike Malott fight week
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>>154243290
Maggoty Minge fight week
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>>154243290
my favorite 34 year old prospect
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>>154243290
I thikn this card will anger an lot of people. I perdict an landslide win for all Candians on the card
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malott rhymes with faggot
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>>154243328
Really? He looks like he's 17
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>>154243338
easy now pat
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>>154243333
it angers me on account of its so fucking shitty
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>there are people on the internet who try to forge careers in the field of "predicting MMA fights"
>some of these people are predicting Mitch Raposo to win a fight this weekend
I've seen Mitch Raposo fight and he is fucking shit, what's going on?
is "Allan Nascimento" worse than he seems? He choked out a couple of low level guys and out-grappled THE PASTOR Jafel Filho, how does a shitter like Raposo avoid getting strangled?
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>>154243359
Nascimento is a beast actually
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>>154243359
Nascumento by sub in first
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who does usman (pfl) fight next
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>Mitch Raposo
>Allan Nascimento
>Jafel Filho
imagine knowing any of these shitters
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>>154243459
nobody here watches mma they just watch gay porn and come here to make jokes. i have far better conversations with fight fairy
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>>154243420
Who cares?
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the leaf has arrived for his daily meltie
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when fight fairy talks, i shut up and masturbate
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Bunch of sad disgusting freaks on here.
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>>154243335
Keep it up you wont say it when he KOs Durbinho this wekend
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>>154243485
i care. i want to see his highlight reel grow so the grass is that much sweeter when he finally comes and buttfucks india agpuria
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Had some hot south korean bussy

Im in love ngl
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>>154243530
Yeah Ilia knocks him out round 1 and it's not even close
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>>154243530
>buttfucks india agpuria
Take your homosexuality elsewhere faggot.
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>>154243359
Mitch is getting raped, he thought Kris Moutiniho was about to give a generational performance in his last fight
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usman's beastly highlight reel of him robbing paul hughes not once but twice
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>>154243547
Nah fuck that!
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>>154243567
You speak like a little boy.
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AYOOOO this doo be talking to little boys
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>>154243579
Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
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>>154243596
Sup Sneed, still gay as ever?
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30s male year

When you nail a 20 year old very feminine wealthy and attractive south korean bussy, you realize there are many ways to win at life

Ima marry that yellow bussy

That bussy is mine
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>>154243643
More like Jon "Phone" Jones
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>>154243643
He should be on a list for this
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Life is about subjegating trannies with your giant thick cock
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midgets are essentially women
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>hasbullah got jon rock hard

Is that haram
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>>154243701
It's clearly just his phone you cum brain freak
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>>154243643
remove this now this instant
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>>154243712
Ive seen many phones in my life anon

That aint a phone
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>>154243615
Teach us master
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>>154243718
I've seen a lot of cocks in my life anon and that's a phone.
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it is a phone and you are all gay who disagree
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>>154243735
except you you are gay and agree that's cool though
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>>154243740
>>154243735
Bruh its got like a 30 degree arc over a span of multiple inches

Thats a girthy cock you retards
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>>154243701
>>154243712
i watched this 4 times and didnt notice. why are you niggas cockwatching?
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it's not even so girthy jones fersure has bigger
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We may never know if it's a phone or a penis but what we do know is Jon Jones made out with Gable Steveson at Dirty Boxing.
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>>154243757
Its the obvious bent in the pants hardness of an early stage 10 inch rager
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jon got hawlgmogged by yoel thoughbeit he has a tbp
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Bible posting is the next /heem/ standard, it will defeat the gay posting
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I'm still pissed they robbed Padilla.
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>>154243819
>p4p champ is literally named Islam
uh yea ok sure alright whatever man
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>>154243832
>>p4p champ
that's not a thing
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Me and the heem bros
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Jon fucked hasbulla
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>>154243868
Once you go to men and you get comfortable with it, you completely stop thinking about women. It's like wearing those glasses in the "they live" movie. Suddenly no woman seems worth it. No ass matters. No amount of thickness can make their awful personalities worth it. You can get your dick sucked by a man in a gloryhole at a moments notice. He will worship you. He will thank you for the cock.

That's power.
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>>154243849
A Finn drew this.
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>>154243913
Literally true
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>>154243913
a war hero too
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>>154243845
Nah fuck that!
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Love this dude who comes here and brags about fucking men in the ass. Fuckin faggot coping with a life of zero pussy, has to turn to men lmao
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in many ways i am the conor mcgoober of heem trapped in a rockhold body
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>>154243934
Pussy is a gross festering mess, ass is a perfect circle

I had this 10/10 school teacher tranny that was early 20s, holy shit woah, I really fuck some hot trannies

But she was post-op, I was disappointed

The little tiny cock is way hotter than any vagina
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>>154243962
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>gazes into the abyss of the thread
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>>154243896
KING
I
N
G
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Imagine being such a bitch that you fuck men due to no woman wanting you. Now imagine someone trying to justify that constantly to an MMA forum. Wont be giving this queer any further attention.
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not being prude but it's literally for shitting
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>>154243993
Ive had 5 men in the last week talk about my cock like it's God's gift to Earth

In this time I've rejected 3 women, 2 of them neighbors

I could not fucking imagine wasting even a minute with a woman at this point
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>>154244008
It is yes but these folks these days use douches and I mean for 4 hours straight I'm wearing these bitches holes out and they're still clean
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>>154244018
ok you're starting to get me sold on this but what about the ass part
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>>154244032
Brother there is nothing better than booty
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What the hell?
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>>154244044
an ice cool soda with extra icebeit
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Finland are you that hard up for conversation that you gotta engage this guy regarding fucking a mans asshole
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>>154244062
https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc
>>154244057
You're learning about life today
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most definitely so yes
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>>154244103
Maybe he can join my haram

I fly to finland and I feed him my BWC

I train his hole, I make him mine
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>>154244107
i done seen boondocks nigga
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>>154244108
Hoenstly? Respect
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File deleted.
This one treated me better than any woman ever in my life
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jack della thought he had a snake in the hole with octupus guard but the truth is when you have 8 snakes you dont got one. jon proved that you can still be undefeated with 1 loss. Islam is the next GOAT
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>>154244163
What's his name?
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>>154244169
Randall
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>>154244169
Yeah thats a dude not a troon

Pretty feminine though, moreso than many trannies

I expect this one to transition soon
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>>154244173
Try a south korean name
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/heem/ is healing
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GookRandall
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>>154244163
Honestly? Respect.
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>>154244211
Heh
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Bones Hasbulla induced erection has got em boilin
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>>154244239
this isn't your wank journal
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>>154244239
Jon really should be investigated for that
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59 days until Gane fights.
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why is gane fighting for a title before shitforbrains defends his gayterim
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>>154244239
Damn nibba all u do is post about Jons peins
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Jons penis
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carlos gayberg and the curious case of why his belt ended up in another mans bed
carlos gayberg and the magnificent mystery of the exploding acl
carlos gayberg and the deceptive ducking of paolo costa
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Paulo Costa is soooo hot

Why is he fighting when I could be eating his ass wtf
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>>154244295
who's the skirt
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im starting to think we are finished. /knuck/ mogs us nowadays
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i should be fighting clav at gamebred 10 i dont need a camp i dont get ready i stay ready
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>>154244309
don't look at the state of /box/
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Sports, in general, are gay
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>>154244295
2 Chads
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>>154244309
What about /scrap/
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>great deals on delicious meals in YOU PATH
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>>154244328
turn our monitors on ;)
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>>154244299
Costurd prefers black daddies
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>>154244339
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>>154244352
>1941 patriot
why are gays like this
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>>154244348
Time truly is a flat circle
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>>154244352
this was my reaction when Jiri won KWABOTY
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>>154244365
Except costa is a beaner
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>>154244365
izzy has maybe made up for everything by getting heemed sleemed zeemed and strickland'd in quick succession
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>>154244339
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>>154244352
>>154244380
im seeing trouble
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Raceplay in sex is such a turnoff

Literally who cares
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Cocks n poo n cocks n poo n cocks n poo n cocks n poo n FUKEN cocks n poo
Food for thought.
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>>154244390
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>>154244380
TITORITO'S, ASSEMBLE!
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>>154244398
Real LGBTs have good healthy diets
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>>154244404
TRIPLETS?!?! ALL POOFS?!?!?!!
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>>154244418
you oughta know, sweaty
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>>154244365
Daddysanya won.
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>>154244419
me sons...
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>>154236108
GODrots visage gives me great pleasure
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>>154244430
Didn't win at suicide rates
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Clav got frame mogged so bad by Jon that he put himself in the ICU
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*double jabs*
*doubles rhe double jab*
*faints jab lead uppercut*
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>>154243328
Ullberg won the title at 36
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>>154244480
*gets knocked down*
*desperately tries to retake control of the situation with a panic double leg*
*drives you in to the fence*
*stays there to regain my bearings*
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>>154244486
JiRoevWade calls him Uldaddy…
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>>154244486
36 is a spring chicken at LHW
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>hidden post
hey spammy what retarded shit are you saying today? oh wait I cant see it ahahahahahah
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>>154244512
Boofed that bee-yotch
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>>154244512
the usual jizz driven gibberish
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>>154244502
Plus he only looks like he's about 17
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>canada is here
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>>154244553
alright pat you've been warned once before
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The chomocord loves open stubs to stimulate their own
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>>154244568
>images(78)

Lmao
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>>154244568
Mans never been in marquee when it's shutdown, trust me daddy!
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>>154244540
But enough about the Somalidaddy screeches as he stretched ya maggot minge out
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>>154244586
Damn you cooked em with this one spams
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Aspinall has in many ways become the very thing we swore to destroy
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>>154233936
deontay wilder or jiri?
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>>154244611
Genuinely dont know why his name is even mentioned

Hes just a fat pussy
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future boxing superstar, Tom Aspinall
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Is Gilbert Burns a top 5 welterweight of all time?

1. Usdaddy
2. GSP
3. Covington
4. Slamdaddy
5. Burns
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GODspinall raped your mind.
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>>154244775
Hopefully no more tards spawn from him.
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not nearly as raped as his father to a retarded son ass will feel after sitting out another two years to be Eddie Hearn's bitch to publicly feud with Dana imo!
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Imagine being a UFC champion and you're still dependant on pajeet/paki socialized healthcare lmfao thank GOD I'm not British.
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We cannot follow them.
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Ben askren had to make a go fund me for medical bills while he was nearly dying
>>
yep ol Aspenballs will be galactic throating his way to a kebab after all is said and done, his baby balls and smog baby brain have doomed his career and lineage
>>
Tom Aspinall is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion of the world.
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>>154244852
false, Dana immediately sensed his predicament with his bald fuck powers and paid for two new chinese lungs
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Do you drink?
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Big George would make Aspinal curl up and quit faster than Curtis did him.
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>>154244899
Fact. G-dub was a ruthless heemer, no British man could stop him.
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>>154244898
I fucked up my pancreaussy badly in my early 20s so I can't drink anymore. Sadly.
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aha boy those Reebok days, those were the best!
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>>154244873
>Ugly Fat Cuck heavyweight champion of the world
Correct
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Imagine paying for your unemployed xaughter’s pancreatitis bills while xhe sits in xer room gooning to dog porn and squirting steatorrhea on the floor
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>>154244954
That's the type of thought you keep to yourself pal.
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If Ms. Sneed kept her AGP to herself she wouldn't be relentlessly hounded by her Spamdaddies.
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>>154244589
kek
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>>154244966
What about this one?
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What's your job that lets you post here all day every day like this?
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>>154244898
I like beer whine and whiskey b
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>>154245057
Job?
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>>154244928
Quitter
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>>154245083
Like what you do to make money, work
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>>154245095
i find work is counterproductive to making money
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>>154245095
The fuck?
>>
300 seconds I'll make our new thread inshallah
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>>154245115
jones themed yes?
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>What's your job that lets you post here all day every day like this?
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>>154245095
me I'm a model for alpha nail
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>>154245130

>>154245158
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>>154245150
>roger huerta

Lmao
>>
>>154245167
unfathomably based



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