Footy tonight>collingwood v carlton, 7.30PM, MCG
collingwood are FUCKED
give Foot the BOOT
>>154239972yeah? woods v bloosers? and why the FUCK would i be interested in that?
words CAPITAL LETTER WORD
>>154239978Collingwood were excellent last week, it was just their goal kicking accuracy that let them down.Carlton will be easy mode for them.
jeez they didn't want to soften the blow did they
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154240010wonder if they let him ruck and put Jackson in the middle to cover O'Meara being out. Unless Young comes in and plays managed minutes
>>154240014we need a texan version now
>>154240021young likely comes straight in for o'meara but will probably be on limited mins yeahcox will do the darcy thing and play half the game to do a few centre bounces and roam around the ground a bit
>>154240026just done this with ai slop, kind of worked
i think id play if my brother died
>>154240041cowboy hat possiblealso YEE HAW UNNA or HEAVE HO YEEHAW
hilarious that jaryd dawson's son's name is hudson dawsongoofiest sounding name i've ever heard ofwouldn't be surprised if he becomes an hero in 20 year's time jaryd's wife is loving ithas her facebook open to the public and she's making posts for likes kek probably the best day of her life
update buttons not working having to f5 the page every 20 seconds is annoying as FUCKmight sit tonight out
>>154240051how long before her vagina envelopes a penis
>>154240052didn't realise people were still hitting the update button in 2026
hudSON dawSONwhat were they thinking lmao
Is Wispy right lads? Are the dons the sexiest?
>>154240069this is quite a homosexual line of thinking no?
>>154240069where's luamon lual?
>>154240051they (will) call him twoson
>>154240069now do aflw you cowards
anyone else hear that old rumour like 15 years ago about richo and tim watson being gay for each other?
>>154240069i think the hawks are up there with barass, new cum, lewis etc..
Shirtless Heeney with the dog is the most sovlful op pic of recent times
In a bad mood, someone will cop it here tonight, just warning ahead of time
So what have they attributed the blame for the oil refinery fire too? Zack Butters?
>>154240095Is this aura?
>>154240104is that his sister?
>>154240046don't say i never do anything for y'all
poof daicos
>>154240104People are often attracted to others with similar features, some biological thing.
>>154240105
>>154240086sexualising wxmyn is wrong chuddie x
>>154240104Notice the smile never reaches her eyes due to all the botox. Grace would never.
people do literally try and find someone to fuck that looks like themselves
>>154240104Good of Heeney to date a mature woman like that he should be an example for all men
>>154240099Please don’t take your personal bullshit out on us
>>154240099>just
>>154240118I just take what I can get
>>154240107i never do anything for y'all
When does RC usually return?
>>154240107>y'all
>>154240107yep this is itonya
rc is dead mate
My farts are rotten, someone in here will gag tonight, just a warning ahead of time
>>154240132RC is dead mate
>>154240124meant for>>154240125
>>154240132we must do the ritual to summon him
>>154240138see>>154240140
lol
Legends never die
>>154240136see>>154240141
>>154240141>>154240146see >>154240141>>154240146
finna bet on the loom
>>154240104her father and brothers would have seen this pic
necromancy is forbidden magic
>>154240130>y'all
>>154240104>haha my penis inside her vagina!why are normalshits such degenerates?
>>154240110zygote symmetry>>154240154dead eyed succubus
>>154240155We either do the ritual or lose him forever, your call.
>>154240162Why is a man putting his penis in his fiancee's vagina degenerate?
cox docking
>>154240144
>>154240162They're not fucking degenerate, you dont know what degenerate is you faggot, they're just fucking cringe and unfunny and just utter cunts
teams are out
do you think straffo would give jordan dawson a day off work if he was his boss
he absolutely would not
>>154240180He stevenly may not
>>154240180just had a chuckle imagining straff as the crosw coach
COXIN
You need a big tall strong White Woman to carry your child
>>154240177>All green and no loops in SupercoachSurprising. I wanted one in the midfield. Scerri might fall out but having to wait until tomorrow night to know isn't ideal.
https://www.ebc.com/forex/one-country-60-of-global-nickel-and-a-30-cut-the-shockwave-hitting-defense-evs-and-global-economybuy nickel stocks and rise like my dosn
>>154240191where can i find one in australia
Tonights burning question: Can Carlton win?
Carlton are going to choke in a prime time match once again. Children will be crying in the stands
>>154240198have you seen the pies team?carlton are locks to win
>>154240197a norwegian? there's a really high quality one at the university of sydney
>>154240193phwoar just plonk him at full forward and tell the others to clear out
>>154240191find one willing to date me and i'll gladly do it
Collingwood are gonna win it for their little genius
>>154240085Absolutely crisp
selling an ICE car in this climate?
>>154240198They can. I don't have much faith in Pies though I still think they'll win. Blues don't have much scoring power either, not to mention they struggle to play more than one half.
>>154240208agree with that 100%i feel so angry driving these days
A dumb bitch tried to overtake me and slammed her brakes to stop and blew out her tyre.
The fox footy video packages are so gay
>>154240213>tried to overtake>slammed her brakes to stopthis doesn't make sense
>>154240208Pushbike chad claims another
cars are too important for me to sell mine unfortunatelyplus the freedom of having one is infinitely better than having to plan buses/trains/ubers
Too many incompetent and frankly dangerous drivers on the roads these days. Legit think I'm safer on busses with the unemployed and foreign.
hudson dawson bingo editiontake a shot every time nick daicos is mentioned
>>154240217As she was changing lanes I honked and she slammed them and swerved back into her lane, then her rear right started smoking.
worst drivers i see: >young women>middle aged women>old women>asian women>women
try riding a motorbike if you really want to see some shit, distracted, tech over-reliant, consequence oblivious driving
>>154240224might be a pattern here
carlton two thursdays in a rowwho do we owe for this favour?
the other day i saw a P plater stopped at a roundabout for eons not knowing what to do.how these people pass the driving test i have no idea.
>>154240224tradies cause 4x as many accidents as any group in your list
>>154240226when i got my motorboike loicence they absolutely drilled into me one thing: always ride as if you're invisiblejust assume that drivers are incompetent and dangerous and always prepare to mitigate the worst case scenarios
>>154240224indian men are the worst for me
>>154240224Indian men are as bad as those in that group from experience.
>>154240235tradies do 10x as many miles as those whores
>>154240236the sky is blue mate
is the problem that driving instructors teach retarded driving techniques to people?
>>154240231>Your life can be ended in an instant because of the decisions of some clueless retard deciding to do the wrong thing on a whim because they simply don't know betterA little nerve-wracking desu.
>>154240237>>154240239fair i don't see as many of them in my area, besides the occasional mega retarded uber eats driving or park
muslim women in those mini vans with 6 kids inside
Modern AFL is a half-backs game.
i have no issue with indian blokes on the road because they all get on with it slow drivers are the worst drivers
FRIDAY, APRIL 17Geelong v Western Bulldogs at GMHBA Stadium, 7.20pm AESTGEELONGIn: M.Blicavs, P.Dangerfield, J.MartinOut: M.O'Connor (suspension), G.Miers (knee), B.Close (managed)WESTERN BULLDOGSIn: L.Jaques, T.Liberatore, W.LewisOut: C.Budarick (hamstring), H.Gallagher (adductor), J.Dolan (omitted)Sydney v Greater Western Sydney at the SCG, 7.50pm AESTSYDNEYIn: A.SheldrickOut: D.Rampe (managed)GREATER WESTERN SYDNEYIn: H.Rowston, T.McMullin, L.AleerOut: B.Daniels (managed), A.Cadman (concussion), S.Coniglio (concussion)SATURDAY, APRIL 18Gold Coast v Essendon at People First Stadium, 1.15pm AESTGOLD COASTIn: C.Petracca, B.Humphrey, J.Rogers, O.AdamsOut: S.Clohesy (omitted), L.Gulbin (omitted), N.Anderson (illness), A.Davies (omitted)ESSENDONIn: S.El-HawliOut: J.Prior (managed)Hawthorn v Port Adelaide at Marvel Stadium, 4.15pm AESTHAWTHORNIn: W.McCabe, C.DearOut: M.Chol (hamstring), J.Gunston (corked calf) PORT ADELAIDEIn: C.Moraes, D.VisentiniOut: J.Lukosius (groin), J.Watkins (omitted)Adelaide v St Kilda at Adelaide Oval, 7.05pm ACSTADELAIDEIn: J.Butts, H.Bond, C.Edwards, L.PedlarOut: J.Borlase (omitted), J.Dawson (personal reason), J.Soligo (ankle), M.Hinge (hamstring)ST KILDAIn: L.StockerOut: A.Tauru (managed)
my driving instructor was an old cranky maltese bloke who ate fruit during the lessons and threw the peels out the window
>>154240226>>154240236i think bikes are cool but i'm way too scared of dying in an accident to try em, especially since it can not be your fault but still kill youi know they happens in cars too but you're more likely to walk away from those
>>154240253Gunstonbros..
SUNDAY, APRIL 19North Melbourne v Richmond at Marvel Stadium, 1.10pm AESTNORTH MELBOURNEIn: L.Dovaston, B.Scott, T.Pink, J.KonstantyOut: Z.Banch (omitted)RICHMONDIn: H.Ralphsmith, S.Ryan, P.Retschko, K.McAuliffe, Z.PeuckerOut: L.Trainor (omitted), J.Hopper (managed)Melbourne v Brisbane at the MCG, 3.15pm AESTMELBOURNEIn: B.Laurie, X.Taylor, M.Jefferson, M.Heath, J.Henderson, L.KentfieldOut: C.Salem (foot), T.McDonald (omitted), J.Melksham (ankle)BRISBANEIn: N.Answerth, Z.Zakostelsky, J.Tunstill, S.BrainOut: D.Zorko (calf)West Coast v Fremantle at Optus Stadium, 3.10pm AWSTWEST COASTIn: E.Yeo, M.Murdock, J.Cripps, R.Maric, M.FlynnOut: J.Graham (shoulder), D.Robertson (knee)FREMANTLEIn: H.Young, M.Cox, N.O'Driscoll, B.Walker, M.FrederickOut: J.O'Meara (face), S.Darcy (concussion)
>>154240245I think the test is way too easy.
>>154240236yeah the spidey senses have saved me a couple of times knowing that somebody is about to do something stupid or pull out when you disappear behind a stationary car turning in the right hand lane for one fucking second
>>154240258yeah if this is an honest concern for you then i'd say it's best not to bother
>>154240153Good idea actually
>>154240245the problem is all of our skilled engineers and doctors dont need to do the driving test here
>>154240240yeah true, 40x as many accidents total is probably more likely to be the real accident
cant believe collingwood actually sold nick daicos to tassie so they could get a quick injection of draft picks for this rebuild because their team was fucked if they didnt do that
>>154240224my misso absolutely SUCKS as a driver. So hesitant, so unconfident, always goes a few kms below the speed limit for "safety" Shes the type who causes people to speed and drive dangerously to get around her. To be fair she was once in a bad crash as a kid where someone died which has always spooked her a bit, but still.
>>154240224Indian man driving a lorry
>>154240267thisbut also for the record middle aged and old people had to do way easier testsmy mum's friend got told to have a drink before she did hers because she kept failing kek (1980s i think)
im more retarded than any of you could possibly imagine
>>154240267What even is involved with a doctor or engineer getting an Australian license if they have an existing one from their shithole?
Do rub and tug joints ever employ white girls?
>>154240277what are you in a wheelchair or something
>>154240278they dont need onea license from overseas counts as a valid license. just like if you had a valid one here, you can go and drive in other countries with no problem for the most part.
evens I go get some beveraginos odds I abstain
>>154240284Roll
>>154240280I get the impression those places don't want to deal with the hassle of someone with access to a legal citizen's rights.
>>154240286Hmm, damn
>>154240282That's an issue.
licence (noun) is spelt with two Cs btw. license (verb) has the Ssame difference with practice/practise
some of you seem like normalfaggots
>>154240289Cool it
>>154240290oh
>>154240291Cars are the poofiest most boring normalfag topic ever
>driving behind indian lady>she's driving on the very left side of the lane so she's almost hitting the gutter>puts on her left indicator>slows down to turn left>just as i'm about to pass her she changes her mind to keep going straight, almost sideswiping me>about a minute later pulls over to the left with her right indicator onjeet driving is fascinating
>>154240280Yes I used to hook up with a white girl who worked in one. Met her on tinder and we hooked up a couple of times and I sold weed to her. It branded itself as a more classy upmarket rub and tug joint and employed a lot of white women who could work there without technically being whores. She always begged me to come see her to boost her numbers but I never saw the point since she could blow me for free.
>>154240295It wasnt car talk it was driving talk, those are different things
Sarah Jones is cute.
What if the site goes down while Nick Daicos is playing and he shanks a kick or fumbles the ball
>>154240299its like they are alive but not presentsame with the ones that walk on train tracks
>>154240299technically you'd have been at fault because you encroached in her lane while she was still in it
>>154240291I am for all intents and purposes but I have soul of an antisocial NEET.
>>154240304There's that obsessed spastic who takes notes on him and rewatches the game to make webms, don't worry.
For some reason so many indians have such a fucking hard time following the speed limit. So many times ive been stuck behind one going like 20 kms under the speed limit. A month or two ago I was on a 60kms road stuck behind a guy going about 30 and I couldnt get passed him because everyone else was overtaking behind me and speeding up. By the time I got around him I saw he had his phone in his hand under his chin speaking into it. No idea what the fuck he was doing. REDEEM THE SPEED LIMIT YOU FUCK HEAD
>>154240301What is the parlour called?
last nameLAST NAME
What's the difference between a normie, a failed normie, and a loser?
>>154240313They always merge onto the highway doing like 60 as well
>>154240224>>154240228>>154240271funny how women constantly underperform against men when it comes to spatial reasoningbut gender is just a social construct
hey angrysperg, have you tried being happy for other people?
>>154240313it's speed LIMIT, not speed REQUIREMENT. but yes driving dangerously slow so to obstruct is also a problem, which the (white) elderly do so much more anyway. not to defend jeets but bad driving doesn't have a skin colour
Im an ascended normie
i cant even drive
>>154240314Silent whispers in Adelaide. But this was back when the parlour used to be based in Norwood. Looked it up and its since moved.
>>154240323no but steven agitate iykwim haha
>>154240322thisask a woman to estimate a few measurements e.g heights and weights eye opening
I don’t even own a myki
>>154240331My ex thought I was 8 inches lol
28 minutes until collingwood's season is OVER
https://youtu.be/TLpEHfpgFFw?si=CfqCQqJ1QiEhTj1H
oi fucksticks whats the multi
>>154240331sisza once said "you're probably almost 2 metres tall right" i'm 187 kek
no i wont be happy for any of you cunts
How is your Circadian Cycle going lads?
i'll bring you all down to my level
We should all work out a way to cheer this anon up lads
>>154240337to be fair, 6.5% off is really good for any spatial measurement
>>154240344finna wanna kys myself
>>154240349reckon he likes being in his pit of despair.... and making threads
>>154240350>off by 5 inches
>feeling old, would you still fuck me anon?
i think threadsperg is banepoof
>>154240344fuck, I was up till 5am last nightseem to have some retarded thing where I feel myself falling asleep and it psyches me out because I either feel my breathing slow and I feel like im not getting enough oxygen or I feel like I'm going to lose consciousnessits fucking annoying and im normally a good sleeper
I think my adoptive Indian son is gay
women are dumb they think they like length but its actually girth that gets them goingno one except weird fetish people like getting their cervix punched in
Driving is so plebian coded
feel like daicos turns it over or misses a kick as often as he hits
>>154240376No, the clangers are uncharacteristic
>>154240336
i have a pencil dick
Nick Daicos NIICK DAAAICOS
Nick Daicos is already the greatest of all time
All they do is talk about Nick fucking Daicos
carrie bickmore CARRIE BICKMORE
I for one think they don’t talk about Nick Daicos enough
>>154240383my arsehole is a piece of paper
I like Nick daicos
>>154240389It's honestly sickening.
Discussion and criticism of umpiring & decisions is normal and OK. Arguing about the free kick count is silly but is also Ok.Umpire insults, threats, and accusations of cheating, match fixing, drugs... are all umpire abuse. For everyone else's match thread enjoyment, ump abuse will result in a no warning match thread ejection ban (or longer).
Have you blokes tried VB Mid yet?
Holy moly. Please tell me someone got a webm of the Carlton mascot (female) skipping towards the banner.She was THICCCCCC.
>>154240393Your asshole is like a piece of paper on a legal secretary's desk. Holes are getting punched.
>>154240400yeah it's mid :p
Can’t stop talking about Nick Daicos
slop matchup
Anyone ever been banned from r/AFL?
They are calling it the Nick Daicos game
>>154240401literally an average ass, fuck is wrong with you
>>154240400No, have you?
>>154240410I have never posted a single thing on reddit. Never had an account.
>have a tradie up my ass>he's gigasperging out at my speed>i slow down even more>eventually he manages to get around me and speed off>he just misses the green light and spends the full red cycle staring death rays at mefucking eat shit kek
>>154240413Post a webm so /afl/ can judge.
>>154240400werent they called vb gold before? and discontinued? when i was 12 or 13 i was zneaking vb golds from mums stash. wasn't too thrilled with them and she wasn't with me when she found out
I’ve made about 5 posts lifetime on reddit and been banned from r/afl twice
>>154240417Not even worth webming, I rewinded for nothing.
your state gets a monday public holiday for anzac day right lad?
Collingwood: N.Daicos 3 votes
>>154240419Stole a slab on these from Safeway as a teenza, they were pretty shit
>>154240421You're awful.
what porn category do you think jordan lewis watches
>N. Daicos - No brownlows
Have you guys ever seen Nick Daicos live? It’s a different experience to the TV
It keeps going. They are delusional. There are no other players out there tonight but Nick Daicos in their eyes
>>154240427Have tummy as an apology
>>154240431Gay and heavily plot-centric.
nick daicos is elite
why are they talking about howe? why aren't they fellating Saint Nick?
>>154240435dont post that cunt you'll give me a fucken boner i cant get too many boners it makes me lightheaded and i'll pass out
>>154240438Honestly perplexing
might drop all my daicos webms tonight
>>154240414Yeah, I find it very drinkable
Aw jeeze i'm starting to work up a bit of anxiety about this
Let the ballhunters do their work.
every fucking match has some poof charity to donate to
>>154240416So he would have got the green light if not for you?
Did Kingy actually say he thinks Nick Daicos is the most harshly judged player in the league? He's lost his fucking mind
>>154240443I want to try it but usually only buy light beers if I’m having a bender
nick daicos
>>154240451Very little of what Kingy says is in any way based in reality.
elliot looks like he sucks willies
>>154240449They both would have.... bizarre behavior.
THE BATTLE FOR 11TH HAS BEGUN
Must be brootal moving from swans to blues
Went to a public toilet today and some bloke had taken a shit in the urinal
>>154240444AGUA :D
anyone else see that bloke with the flag?
Why didn't Elliot just kick a goal? Is he stupid
Why can’t I get sexy girl drivers
>le carlton get a lead and choke xd>le collingwood will chase it down narrative xd
>>154240463that was me. the loo had been papered over and i couldn't use it. apology for any inconvenience
>McKek
hayward? more like norwood
Watching The Bolt Report
>>154240471They're all pink on the inside.
>4 minutes and 30 seconds of game time>Only 4 possession for Sir NickWhat a fraud.
What would a lipinski triangle look like
>>154240439based horsedick anon
steens nickname should be jeff haha
FUCKING STEENALISED
Love when Kingy scoffs
That uber dude was the friendliest guy ever, I shouldn’t make fun of people on the internet
Type shit
Is anyone actually watching this slop
>>154240496Considerer yourself adMONISHed.
boy this guy stinks
>>154240496No wonder he had a 100% satisfaction rate
seriously how the fuck did mckay win a coleman
I have only had sex with one woman (my gf) but she doesn’t know this and I’ll never tell her
>>154240502lol no
oi kingy ya fuckhead you know you are meant to commentate and not just make random noises
Watching 7 so I can listen to Kane instead of Kingy
i've often wondered what i'll say to my first gf, if i say i've had women before (lie) or tell the truth
>>154240514The noises add value. Get a grip
These teams can't kick for goal.
>>154240511whys that mate? afraid she will get the "ick"?
the pies can't score
>>154240503Great post
the incel pedo richo
>>154240517Just lie, not like it can be proved either way. Have some stories concocted just in case.
>>154240517she will know your lack of experience the first time you put your penis in her vagina and you ejaculate inside 20 seconds. just be honest
Daicos have 12 disposals
>>154240517Just say you don’t want to talk about it
>haven’t been regularly posting here since 2023>few years ago some major faggot was trying to make KingyPosting a thing>come back 3 years later and he’s still tryingAbsolute autism
should be a sex logbook to get 100 hours before you get let loose in the wild
>>154240533*Daicai
Nick "the little champ" Daicos
>>154240525Depends on his age.>I met anon when he was 20+ and he was still a virgin?!?>What was wrong with him?>What IS wrong with him?>Oh god, I'm was almost going to marry this guy>What a loser, lol
>>154240532Experience doesn't always change that....
terrible call by the umps
>>154240535get a load of this guythis is a kingy general
>>154240535>>154240546woah ease it with the slabs of green text kimosabe
here come the interfering umps
2500+ words this week
Those doujins where older women from the village teach boys about sex once they reach a certain age sounds like a great idea for all involved.
>>154240530yeah that's probably itfeels kinda bad but this guy summed it up: >>154240546yeah this is basically my exact fear kek
>>154240546women are a curious casesurely that is preferable to the std ridden tradie that beats them
Is it confirmed which match nick foot is umpiring this weekend?
>>154240533Who?
>>154240566No but Nick Gers might
weakest free ever, only because elliot was therethen not showing the replay to cover for the shit umps, commentators barely care about it as well
>>154240563Nope, women measure a man's worth by how other women rate him.
>>154240572this guy gets it
patrick cripps, who is gonna run with him and say "come on boys, lets run with crippa on the road to holy grail"
>>154240566Hopefully it's a lit match next to a big pool of gasoline (petrol).
are you guys telling me going gay is the only way ill get unconditional love
marriage and weddings are gay
>>154240576>(petrol)faggot
>>154240563>>154240572If your girlfriend finds out you were a virgin she will inevitably tell her girlfriends one day.The relationship is over at this point. Even if she was okay with it, the girlfriends joking about it will kill all respect she had for you.
these teams are ass
Daicos, DAICOS! Daicos.
>>1542405806/10 Asian gf will love you unconditionally
>>154240572thiswomen are way more interested in men in relationships than single menwhen i'm with my sis or female friends (when i used to have them kek) i get wayyyyyy more looks from women
>the little genius
business idea: hire an escort to attract other womenand you get to fuck her at the end of the night too
>>154240591Guy on radio has called him "the little champ" twice now
>>154240581Agreed, refuse to propose because it just seems like a racket, but will have to drop like a grand going to a mates wedding later this year that I don’t even want to attend
>>154240585>Even if she was okay with it, the girlfriends joking about it will kill all respect she had for you.Good point. I still can't believe women literally talk about their bf's dicks to each other but I've seen and heard way too many men say that's happened to think it's false.
>>154240591cunt fucking goes at 50% ke
that's a trip btw>>154240597howie did it earlier toochamp of what, winning 1 premiership? plenty have done that
the little master
>>154240449>>154240458so it's true, tradiehater really is retarded lmao
I though it was the little maestro
The young maestro
>>154240598What? Where is it?
>>154240455would
What's Carlton's 3 iron?
>Stops the after the siren goalLiterally does it all.
NICK DAICOS SAVES THE GOALBANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154240613Yarra valley but don’t have a suit or shoes either
you guys realised that fuel is plentiful and its only seen as a scarce resource to make moneysame as diamonds really
>>154240496applied for five stars yet mate
im a angry bitter incel
>>154240625yeah but someone has to pump it, refine it and ship it
if yung metro dont trust you im gon shoot you
So many telsas at the hospital today
>>154240625Only it’s not and this is all a ploy to move to fuel rationing as shtf when everyone realises how little we have left
>>154240634probs been queuing up to charge for 8 hours
3 days until our iggs SHOCK the world
>>154240308crisp me
>>154240599that's just chudcels being mad that women are sexually empowered liberated and don't want to fuck them aweaty x
>>154240318goutGOUT
>>154240634>Australia gives free healthcare to cars, but I have to pay for Ozempic out of pocket.
>>154240625yeah replenishes easily in Earth's crust or mantle but Rockefeller lobbied for it to be classed a certain type of resource to corner the market
>2.3>2.4I'm sure things will improve from here
i need a gf that is a horny disgusting degenerate slut
Yummy
>>154240654Whatever happened to Louis?
>>154240625Diamonds can be made in the lab and are better than natural diamonds.While oil can be made in the lab, it is not energy positive so defeats the purpose.
>>154240653Heh
>>154240661Enjoy drinking poo particles
>>154240661Miss going to the local with my sister on Friday night and getting schooners of bundy & coke on tap for $6...
>>154240661Thumbnail looked like a big black dildo stuck to the bathroom wall. Utterly disappointed after opening the image.
>>154240663He's around. Wrote a book, put out a special. Got another coming up.
Mckay looming as the danger man
>>154240645by losing by 300 points?
>>154240674any tradies ever try and fuck her?
>>154240679big harry looking dangerous
I like goal music
>>154240666at least it doesn't emit cow farts and boil the earth
two bad teams
the blues are on fire
soon...
>>154240689I heard it's actually the burps, not the farts.
>>154240694I miss ai chad
Harry McCuck desu
kingy is great valueits like watching the game with a drunk fuckhead at the pub
>>154240701Have they let him in the commentary box yet or is he still in the boundary
to think we could have had either cats v dogs or the battle of the bridge tonight instead of this rubbish but instead they'll overlap
Game's over. Collingwonts aren't coming back from this.
>>154240710I’m a Victorian and I’m really starting to hate vic bias
giddey
collongwood on bottom 4 watch
remember when kath would always pick on kingy on saturday nights
>pendles already off, probably injuredmcraes master plan working yet again
Kingy's got poker on his kind
>frampton just watched the 10cm short teammate not touch a ballKEK
>>154240717so many vic clubs are shitters now but they still insist on scheduling le big clubs in primetime
kingy has visited esptein island
This game is begging for Nick Daicos to tear it apart
wtf happened to the big 4
Vic bias doesn't real
>>154240739*meant Nick Daicos' arsehole is beghing to be torn apart
realised i hit a point in my life where ill never be blackout drunk again and its kinda sad
Where's Nick Daicos when the whips are cracking? The Blues go on a run and he's nowhere to be seen.
>>154240685idk, probably. She's a nuevo-yuppie so she'd never bite. There was a bloke I used to try and get to hook up with (the older brother of some chick I knew who was my age) half as a joke/half serious because I liked him, but he died in a car crash like a decade ago...longer...and I'm suddenly thinking about it and getting a little bummed out..
>pick 7
>>154240745my brother has 4 kids and still does it almost weekly
collingwood really pushed ginnivan out for nothing and then paid like pick 8 for schultz?
collingwood have lost their rizz
two traditional rivals
>>154240741They're now the bottom 4.
>>154240753they didn't push him out he wanted to leave but the rest is correct
Uncharacteristic Nick Daicos error
Lads, Nick just posted
Love giving my cat a big sniff when he comes in smelling like bottlebrush
LADS NICK DAICOS JUST POSTEDSGDSDFSDNFJSDNKDSJSDSDDSDSF
the pies are on grire
>50m penalty for pointing to the scoreboardBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cant believe daicos missedthat never happens
>>154240768After hes killed about 10 honey eaters you absolute fuck wit
>>154240698that's only because the science changed you antivax climate denier
>>154240768based
blues with the ascendancy here
Grim
dirty, dirty pies
>>154240781I thought it was because they have four stomachs....
>Pushing out Mihocek>Pushing out Cox>Forward line of McStay, finished-Elliot, and a 4 game ruck resting forward>"Let's kick it long to a contest"
>>154240777i remember this call happened favouring the pies last year, karma kek
Blues are statistically due to not choke an early lead.
>>154240792>Pushing out Cox
>>154240780He only kills snakes and miners because he's not a gay cunt like you
>>154240797Be funny if pies were still favourites
carltons defence are unironically playing very well
>>154240663Got cancelled.
>>154240809can't blame him i'd do the same if i could get away with it
>>154240806As opposed to ironically playing well?You don't even know what you're typing you spastic fuckhead
>>154240809Literally every one of the women consented to it so it was strange they were so aggressive with his cancellation.
mcreary somehow looks even worse with short hair
>kick it 20 metres*lispy poof voice* PLAY ON NOT 15!
>>154240809Is this a humilation kink? Getting off on a woman looking at a disgusting fatty yanking himself?
>>154240710Nick Daicos' milestone game deserves a prime time slot.
>>154240804KYS dickwit
>>154240811nufag
jagga been quiet
>>154240828At least he's on my bench.
>>154240827I was here when you were still in nappies champ
found out the other day the legal hsgf who works at the grocer is actually a legal unigftake that noncesperg
>>154240761hopefully iggs pull their finger out and make it happen
>>154240710i agree but i think the sydney one will be boring desu gws are mid>>154240736yeah it's really noticeable now that carlton, dosn, AND pies are shit (plus richmond who also get weeknight games for some reason like next week)
>>154240816Eh... all the one's who complained about it consented. Silverman talked about him doing it nonconsensually a bunch, but she just didn't care. >>154240820Basically. Although I remember him talking on O&A (I think) about doing it in front of a retarded girl when he was a kid. lol
>>154240840They didn't have 4chan in the 80s, nufag.
THESE TWO TEAMS…. FUCKING SUCK!!!
>>154240846>doing it in front of a retarded girl when he was a kidwhat a menace
Why did I load up on under 155? Neither of these two chumps can score.
you don't wanna get sucked into the contest
>3.8
Lads, Jamie just posted
>>154240816They assumed it was a joke when he asked. Once he whipped it out, what do you do? He had the power to end their career if they kicked up a fuss.Top comedians are all degenerates.
Elliot and Degoey are washed
Do teams practice goalkicking or nah?
>3.9
>>154240873>Top (((comedians))) are all degenerates.
>>154240846>Silverman talked about him doing it nonconsensually a bunch, but she just didn't care.looked this up>Sarah Silverman tells Howard Stern that Louis CK used to masturbate in front of her with her permissionhot desu
>>154240873MATSUMOTOOUTO
Fox footy always try to overanalyse, fair enough if it’s a good tactical game but for a slopfest like this I like how 7 just sit there and laugh along
>Collingwood don't have any goal kickers>3.9Bit in this.
>>154240888Kingy can't see the woods for the trees
>>154240873Matsumoto is really funny
i wanna fuck jaryd dawson's widow
>>154240888I'm still convinced that afl coaching and punditry has absolutely no effect and it's entirely down to the skills of the players. I don't believe that there is any significant strategy to afl. and coaching and punditry is shooting and arrow and drawing a target around it
>>154240876There's not much point practicing it too much. You risk doing injury with all the training they're already doing plus it's all mental. Watch the players practicing shots at goal before the game. They sink most of them. Soon as there's pressure they fold. Most of Collingwood's misses tonight don't seem to have come from set shots though so no idea how you're supposed to practice those situations.
channel 7 has nick daicos wired for sound, you won't wanna miss it
>>154240873>>154240895is he still banned from everything
Begrudgingly spoke to a high schooler on the train the other day. I was trying to read and this bitch and her friends were flipping the fuck out because "the train should've stopped by now; why hasn't it stopped!?!?" -- this sort of shit. I looked up and said (keep in mind I'm an autist who'd fain be mute if people didn't do this thing called "talking to me first") "The train is late -- that's why." then went back to my reading of the penultimate chapter of Infinite Jest. While looking up I noticed she was a bit chubby; and she gave me this look doughy after I spoke like "oh my fucking God, how embarrassing..." -- though in reality all she responded with with "ohhhh..." I mean...it wasn't my fault her and her friends were being audibly retarded right in front of me, was it:?
>>154240907Yeah the game is too chaotic for any real tactics. I hate when they isolate one piece of play and pass it off as analysis, it's so lazy.
>>154240910What does he say? I’m watching Fox
>>154240905Would've been tough being the brother.
where you blokes watching porn these days
>>154240069Remember when this cunt got offended at the ump being called a little girl?
>>154240910I have never seen a single one of these that are good. It's always just shouting a player's nickname to receive the ball. I don't know who finds it interesting.
>>154240914just seems unecessary
>>154240926through built-in vpn on the opera browser
>>154240926same places as always just with a vpn
>>154240914>"the train should've stopped by now; why hasn't it stopped!?!?"That sounds like the train continued on instead of stopping at the station? Do trains skip stations if they're running late?t. country bumpkin.
>>154240926r/boisr/hairygirlsr/longnipplesr/raceplay
>>154240926tor
>>154240926sxy.prn
so if someone else fucks up and is late you are now also late public transport cucks never cease to amaze me with the shit they put up with
>>154240926scanned my drivers licence and passport and verified my age with all the sitesno wanking restrictions for me
harry mckay should just embrace being bald he's not fooling anyone
crazy how almost every normie is an unstable narcissist these days
cox in
>>154240953its because they all have an terminal adhd diagnosis
>>154240948not much to different to getting caught in traffic due to someone else's crash now is it fucko?
>>154240926stop watching porn and stop wankingyou are metaphorically castrating yourself
sarah looking milfy as fuck
>>154240966she mogs kath
>>154240967at being shithouse maybe
>>154240926VR
>>154240949>there is actually people out there doing this
>>154240962can't mount the kerb and drive on the footpath or through the park and playground around the blockage in a train now can i fuckhead
the way you men talk about women makes my skin crawl
>>154240926i almost exclusively jerk off to onlyfans leaks on forums specifically built for that
>>154240982skill issue.
>>154240926>>>/gif/flatulenceThought that would work. If not:>>>/gif/30519010
Managed decline of all facets of civilisation
>>154240949based CoomGOD
>>154240983australian "women" deserve it
>>154240992I don't find this arousing, quite the opposite in fact.
>>154240992fuck yes fucking love listen to hot (and ugly) sluts rip arse
the way they are carrying pendles through records is absolutely against the spirit of the game. fucking disgusting american behaviour from the collingwood organisation.
scan the qr code
>Arch rivals
>>154241010can safely say i never did this once (i don't have a phone) and never will
they just cut to the bloke from channel 7 doing an interview for a second lol
crossing the rubicon moment for the pies tonight rev up sen and audacity lads its gonna be good
>>154241016How do your friends and loved ones contact you?
It’s funnier when Carlton lose :/
>>154241016dont have a phone? then how are you posting right now
>you can never feel too safe against the pies
>>154241021i was referring to a mobile phone specifically - i have a home phone
>>154241028Meant for >>154241025
>>154241026Based time travellers from 2023.
Anzac Day is ours donsbros
dearden overrated as fuck
>>154241031thanks
>>154241024silver lining: more vossy
>>154241035yeah feelin it
>>154240939>Do trains skip stations if they're running late?No. The screens on the new intercity trains we have show a rolling "X minutes [away]" for each stop, however it doesn't account for when the train is delayed so it will often get out of sync. The train was passing Hawkesbury River (an unscheduled stop) at about the time it was supposed to be stopping at Woy Woy, and instead looking at their surroundings to see where they were they had put complete trust in the decree of, surprise surprise, a fucking screen (sorry for espousing boomerian platitudes here, but fuck me dead...)The thing is, the train had already suffered its delay by the stop they got on, so you think they would've been able to put two-and-two together, but apparently not...
coll8ngwood are dogfuck
whats collingwoods grand strategy here? they're shot
postmaxx tonight i reckon
Is carlton win and eagles can beat fred the big 4 will all be bottom 4 by rounds end
>>154241049based
where is nick daicos????????????????
>>154241049Baking.
I guess thats why they call it the blues
This is fucking rigged lmao, afl just typically trying to gift whoever pies play the game, dogshit comp
>>154241005hardly being carried, he's still collingwood's 2nd or 3rd best player which just shows how shit they are
McKay will be the reason pies win this
>>154241037huh?
i bet collingwood wish dan mcstayed at brisbane now
These skills are trash
what does Nick Daicos stand for? what are his principles?
>>154241068wrong tab mate, forget about it
Elliot. ELLIOT!
This really feels like 13th vs 16th
Nrl sperg deserves the death penalty
>>154241082nah hes pretty funny sometimes
Harry McKay or Charlie Curnow?
>>154241082nrlsperg only exists in your mind
dearden overrated as fucK
Btw don’t let the American bake, it’ll ruin the entire weekend
>>154241072They wouldn't have made the granny in 2023 without his efforts in the finals do even if he didn't play in the grand final he legitimately helped them win a flag. He's just doing what he always did at Brisbane. A solid number 2 that brings the ball to ground and kicks a bag every now and again but is usually quiet. Expecting him to be a number one forward isn't a recipe for a success. He was number 2 to Eric Hipwood for like half a decade and nobody rates Hipwood even if he isn't that bad.
we're postmaxxing
>>154241101yeah because threadcunt doesn't do that already
>>154241101I don't care who bakes as I don't have the autism.
>>154241098Stop gaslighting
WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD WE'RE ALMOST OFF PAGE 1 I CAN'T BREATHE HOLY FUCK
>>154241082He's irrelevant.
imagining nick daicos if he played in the 1970s. mmmmmm
>>154241108Cool mate well I’m diagnosed and I do care
THESE SKILLS FUCKING SUCK
Elijah Hollins exists
What an amazing passage of play. Incredible that both of these are finals teams.
i could have fucking got a touch or a tackle
finna boutta jus a minute
Dunno why I put the VC on Daicos. Had it on Grundy and switched 10 minutes from the start of the game.I blame the commentators for hyping him up.
AND HERE COME THE PIES
UH OHFARLTON
should have put that live bet in the pies
>>154241116thanks this gave me a good laugh and brightened up my evening
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>154241120>>154241122Is he the one who fucked up?
>>154241122that's impressive
Do >we want Carlton to lose another game after half time? Or Collingwood to lose in a Naicos milestone game?
michael voss would have to be the most depressed man
Cripps best on ground??
>>154241139Carlton falling over the line in the most unconvincing of wins is my preferred outcome.
>>154241141>>154241141>>154241141tabla x
>>154241136we're postmaxxing
>>154241122Do they count goal saving smothers?
>>154241139loom is best option
>>154241147shant
its rigged isn't itrc was fucken rite
For the record, I was lying about baking.
ignore the indian paedophile's thread, we're postmaxxing
>le golf!why does every faggot that plays that semen slurping shit never shut the fuck up about it
>>154241166t. got filtered by trying to simply hit the ball straight
bad kicking is bad footy
Post maxxing time
>>154241166The Masters is great so I don't mind someone wanting to reference it but that was so forced from Mark Coward.
ndis moment holy shit what a retard
loom
>>154241166they don't actually like it, it's just a shallow class aspiration thing. it's why you mostly find lower-middle-class people with new money talking about it
we're in here >>154241147
Where’s the goggles?
>boots it into the third rowcrisp
ELITE fumble by daicos>>154241190see >>154241153
>>154241190yeah nah
>>154241161you is being them disgrace. i is longtime contribute a 4chan. you behave and shutt to up me with the picayune nonsense ? all be laught at you ?
>>154241206where the fuck is my dinner
12 point difference approaching 3 quarter time
daicos is shit lol
>>154241213caught me off guard kek
the sad fucks that linger around trying to lure people overif you were so steadfast in that fags thread you wouldnt even be here
I hate this goggles cunt
kek theres only two of you guys in here nowsebbos mocking you in the real thread by the waybeit
What are you doing with Nick Daicos?
evans looks like a nonce
>>154241226I thought cox fucked off
houston that was a problem
>you know the scriptuh howie? >>154241226>>154241248he's playing on sunday
what friday night game should we watch
>>154241122>3QT>75% ToG>zero touchesAt this point he should just commit to it the whole game
>>154241268raiders storm
>>154241268cats v dogs
My footy team sucs
like a seagull chasing food
RIGHT ON (THE) LINE
NICK DAICOS YOU BLOODY RIPPER
weitering turned that over like it was his bank pin
My footy team is good
it's happening again>I'M A BLOOSER BABY, SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME
>little champ
>>154241401notice how anti-champ sperg hasn't said a thing in these threads
>>154241239heheee x
you just feel carlton may have let this game slip out of their control a bit don't you?
>>154241485Been that way every game this year.
sick of this shit
kwabshould've been a free for what josh was doing tho
DON’T check the sum of the posts here and the new fellas x
