I’m Sicilian! A stankees Sicilian!!
anglels
>>154245889Why did Jomboy get this man fired?
Tony LaRooosa has aids and is a faggot
This A's femoid announcer actually sounds cute and not like a bulldyke which I was expecting
>>154245889>previousi would rather ride a thread off page 10 than post in this lazy FUCKING nu!!!
My Stankees
>Padres sale could be announced next week as final round of bids between the four finalists has completed>still estimated to be in the 3.5 billion dollar rangeIt's really happening
Truly honest question.At this point what can we even do anymore?
We may never lose again!
prev: >>154241519news: mlb.com
>>154245925Just wait, in less than 3 years, Reinsdorf is no longer going to be controlling your team
>>154245922The Utah Padres
dodgers
>>154245889How dare this evil colonialist nazi demand professionalism out of his cool, hip brown players who are the future of America! We're here vibing and wiggling our booties, and that's what's really important. Shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon!
>>154245940How do we handle all the losing until then?
>>154245940rumor has it that the soon to be new owner is planning on relocating the team to Nashville
>>154245944FUCK OLD, WHITE MEN-ACK
>>154245944Jomboy fucks ya!
>>154245952So as a white sox fan you either suffer with losing every single game watching your team go 0-162ORwatch your team get relocatedWhat the fuck man? Why?
>>154245941More like Utahlking nonsense suggesting that!
>>154245916always forward never back
>>154245922grim
>>154245952The Ishiba brothers only own Phoenix teams, and that spot is already take in MLB and there's no way they'd leave Chicago. The Cubs and White Sox get tons of complaints that they are in Chicago and don't seem to take advantage of the fact that they are in one of the bigger sports markets yet do the least. The only team that rightfully gets complaints for the same reason is the Angels, but they at least had Ohtani at one point
>>154245914many are saying this. she has a comfy voice
can he save us?
>>154245922Can't believe Hololive is buying the Padres.
>>154245996Back when the White Sox had good teams.
>>154245974Friedkin should be the buyer, and he should also take over the Midway Rising project and get an NBA/NHL team in San Diego as well!
>>154245952>Nashville That would be the ultimate karma for r/WhiteSox. Get you team sent to 70% white Republican state. Lol.
My Jaysies :(
>>154245996he has baby hands all of the aging went to the rest of his body
The White Sox are not a real baseball team.
>>154245922
>>154246015Sosig
As the last B&R man in LA, I have one message for HALL OF FAME manager Tony La Russa: PFMA
>sign the blue jays set up guy they said>what could go wrong they said?
>tiggers throw
It's O time
>>154245943>replace Ohtani in the lineup with a dude who can actually hit>???>profit
>>154246047>>154246007this shit is mad gay, go back to posting recker's huge ass
playoff hockey starts saturday
>>154246056
>>154246062are my penguins playing
>>154246056/mlb/ is a gay general. Get used to it chud
>>154246071yes battle of pennsylvania w/ the flyers
>>154246077dubs confirm
>>154246047I sleep
>>154246078nice I hate filthadelphia
anthony recker walks into a bar. 10 seconds later his butt comes in behind him.
>>154246068>>154246074>>154246077>>154246082>>154246084Faggots
>>15424609210 seconds later I come in his butt!
>>154246031We're hurtin here asshole!
If Skubal cared about the Tigers he would've come in and prevented the comeback. Just not a winning player.
>>154246094All those posts are mine. Go Mets!
>roylels
Just give us a chance, we’re beggin ya
>>154246105This is how great managers get the most out of their players
>>154246006not really we only won the division once in those
why did Er(ce)g lose it for the roylies?
/mlb/ is for the gays and the gals (in Chicago!)
hell yeah go tiggies
>>154246114The Dodgers will turn him into a winning player
FUCK YOU GOYALS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>roylelsLMAO
How big is/was Recker’s bat
THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
>>154246155Thanks Jackie
Bi-polar tigers fans, we are so back! World Series bound!
>>154246055my wife made a similar comment last night after rushing's grand slam, because she's retarded.
>>154246162We're so back!
>>154246155N
>>154246148recker carried a big stick
Good ol Trout, even in his broken down grandpa state he can still showcase what a bite sized joke of a park nuyankee stadium is
>>154246162I'm a new tigers fan! ^_^ we're so back!
>>154245922Oklahoma Cyclones, formerly known as the San Diego Padres.
>>154245922>inb4 the winning bid is guggenheim
>>154246202is this real?
>>154246208yeah, real early
>>154246212how do you fags not get tired of producing ai slop, you niggas have been doing this for over two years now.
>>154246200nobody wants a team in Oklahoma. Oklahomans don't even want to be in Oklahoma.
>>154245922>another team sold to private equitygreat....
>>154246220okc has the comets and college baseball/softball. what more could you want really
stop making fun of my favorite players
>>154246117Based metschad
>>154246220OKC Thunder proves that Oklahoma is actually a decent market.
>>154246212cute, thanks
>>154245922Cohen will buy them, trade between his two teams to try and stack all the best players on the MetsDads 83-79Mest 77-85
>>154245922why would anyone sell an MLB franchise? its literally free money.
>>154245974It's obviously going to be Tom Gores, he's good friends with Spanos and Spanos has good relations with alot of team owners in the country.
>>154246271It’s a pretty capital intensive business and the gains are mostly unrealized. If you don’t want to deal with that anymore you can just sell at a huge gain.
>my $20M libtard vegan injured pitcher is starting for our Single A club in 7 minutesI'm gonna watch it l0l
The White Sox may have embarrassed themselves on the field today but that doesn't change how good these Italian sausages will be on the grill for dinner. So i still get that winner in the end.
>>154246271>its literally free money.not if you're in a small market like the Padres, and those people trying to buy the team are buying it with the plans to relocate.
>>154246287that does sound good.
>>154246296the league shares revenue. theres half a dozen teams that turn a profit by simply doing the bare minimum. the marlins have been doing it since day 1.
Parker Messick is white Sandy Alcantara. Screenshot this.
>>154246304Then they just buy a ring for fun.
>>154246310the dodgers?
>>154246308He's pretty good for a fat doughboy
>>154246296>The San Diego Padres are not moving and are expected to remain in San Diego after the sale of the team is finalized. >Padres Chairman John Seidler has explicitly stated that "The Padres aren't moving from San Diego". He emphasized that the city is a prime market for baseball, citing the team's consistently high attendance—ranking second in Major League Baseball last year—and the fact that the Padres are currently the only major professional sports team in the city. Not so fast dumass
Lease Constraints: The team's lease at Petco Park runs through the 2033 season, providing additional stability in San Diego for the foreseeable future
>>154246271Don't want to manage it/want to cash out at their peak. The current owners of the Padres only have it because they hostile took over it from their sister in law after their brother passed away. They were never supposed to actually have it in the first place. A new owner would at least be someone who would feel obligated to care since the high price basically means you have to be pretty aggressive to make your investment worth it. It's also why relocation as a concept is just not a serious concern here, if you're drawing the 2nd highest attendance in the league in a stadium with as high of a capacity as it has, why would you spend billions of dollars to try and build a new stadium in an unproven baseball market after you just spent billions to get the team in the first place? With a team like the A's, if they had sold, there'd at least be an argument that a move to Vegas was inevitable since a new owner would've bought them for cheap and tried to flip their value through the relocation into the "bigger" market in Vegas, but here it wouldn't really make sense.
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
>>154246287
they're not relocating, chud
I'm going to taco bell. anyone want anything?
Imagine if when the Dodgers sold in 2012, the new owner tried to move them back to Brooklyn. That's how goofy of an idea relocating the Padres would be, except even bringing back the Brooklyn Dodgers would have more merit.
>>154246374kys fuwawa
>>1542463922 cheesy gordita crunch
autistic poodrepaco eternally seething kek
>>154246325>>154246337Normal attendance isn't really an important figure, it's all about luxury seating and suites these days. More and more high income people are leaving California, and with how much fairer taxes are in places like Utah or Nashville it's not completely out of the picture for these potential owners to look into relocation. You also have to remember that the Padres have to share the SoCal market with two other teams, it wouldn't be a bad idea to move to a faster growing state and be the only team essentially having the market to yourself and in a state with better taxes. Padres might not have the same attendance if they relocate, but considering they won't have to compete with the Dodgers and Angels to sell luxury seating, it could make up for those loses.
>>154246374Padres will move to Montreal.
not relocating
>>154246410Yeah man, Joe Rogan and Elon Musk moved to Texas. How long must I suffer under the yolk of these dickass posts
how do I get a cute padres gf chadrebros?
if you cum into an empty powerade bottle with a losing lottery ticket in it, it smells REALLY bad after three days
>>154246409autistically monitoring the genny to post whenever I post kek
>>154246047this fuckin bitch gave me an armpit fetish and now my wife thinks im a weirdo. go berds
Banana Ball thread>>154246444
>>154246410Forfeiting the SoCal market for some shitty place like Utah would be a retard move. At least when the Chargers left, they did it to try and "compete" for the LA market with the Rams(Even though most of the money they make goes to the Rams anyway since they rent the stadium and that's arguably made their value fall below league average in the NFL despite making the playoffs multiple times lol). Nobody will go to some shitty arena in Utah or Oklahoma, so why would you think people would pay for the luxury options either? It'd be like the Mets trying to leave New York because Cohen would rather have 100% of the Market in Virginia or some bullshit than split the New York market with the Yankees and doesn't like the idea of paying Zohran's taxes. Just retard logic for stupid people
borioles KEK
Watching the AA affiliate because the mlb team lost. They are losing 7-0 in the top the of 5th.
>>154246435put on a ICE flak jacket and take one off the street
>>154246410A lot of well off people are leaving California but there’s still plenty of them there and San Diego is more functional than either LA or SF.
>>154246449>Nobody will go to some shitty arena in Utahbecause arena sports suck, an MLB park in Utah would absolutely be a success. Their triple A team is one of the most attended teams in the minors.
Posting ugly fans as an own is pitiful even by 4chan standards
>>154246374>ChargersThat one will always be hilarious cause the Chargers have zero foothold in LA, are in the cuck chair for their own building and are notorious for having crowds that are 60-70% visiting fans. The Chargers staying in San Diego playing in a stadium that only fits 30k in it would be less embarrassing for the league.
>>154246410jesus christ you're retarded
Yea I'm thinking my Os are getting no hit tonight
>>154246484who posted an ugly fan?
>>154246480Their stadium sits 8000 and they can't even sell that out. Please just shut the fuck up on this nonsense; I would rather see the Padres relocated than ever have to read these stupidass musings
>>154246484I agree with youbut an inquisition against anonymous posting isn't intelligent eitheralso people group identifying at all isn't intelligent, whether it's positive or negativebut I come here for a mix of serious and unseruous reasons so it should be allowed
>>154246480Their stadium only seats 8,000 people, that's not really a flex when MLB stadiums can at most sit like 60,000
>>15424648850,000 people paying for parking, $17 beers and $10 hot dogs doesn't matter, bro.
Trout is a year older than Judge. Why people acting like he's so old?
>>154246501>when MLB stadiums can at most sit like 60,000the average is 35k-40k and then there's the Dodgerd stadium at 56k.
>wimmenz
>>154246471The Rome Emperors would booty blast every team on the lower and left quadrants just as they are the Jersey Shore BlueClaws RIGHT NOW
The padres will stay in san diego after the sale and this turboniggerfaggot will have shit up the genny for nothing at all. And what's worse, we won't even get an apology.
>>154246519source?!??!?!
>>154246516all of those numbers are still exponentially higher than what the Bees can get at max and they don't even reach that
Harold Reynolds is a retarded coon. That's it. That's the post.
Who here /horny/ Not gay though, straight horny
>>154246529The stale pasta relocation posts are fine as ribbing but then you get pinheads unironically weighing in fucking Salt Lake City (pop: 200k, elevation, 4300 ft.) would be a reasonable expansion market
Poorioles fans tried to tell me paying Baz before he throws a single pitch this season was a great idea
>>154246576Baz is not the reason the os are losing this game. He actually looks decent this game
Why the FUCK are my Twins in first place. They are supposed to be tanking and telling the faggot owners pohlads to get the fuck out of minnesota and sell the team.
>>154246564...oh
>>154246585They're making a Major League reboot but had to pivot away from the Indians
guards are winning again
>>154246517She will keep her job and still make more money they anybody in this jenny per year.
>https://www.milb.com/live-stream-games/g817727IT'S UP
>>154246629Yes. simps will defend it as "investigative journalism" or "doing her homework to get the best results"
>>154246203That would be pretty funny if they owned both the dodgers and padres
>>154245889Btw, where is Yermin Mercedes at now? Oh, he's playing for the Centauros de La Guaria in Venezuela? And his last MLB season was 2022 where he batted .230 with one HR?Wow. What an exciting new era foreign player. Definitely not a stat padding bum. Step aside, whitey. Your time is over!Good job, Jomboy. Fucking midget dork with your soft, gay eyes.
>>154246581You sure?
>>154246635WE ALL LOVE THE CHIHUAHUAS HERE!
>>154246635i enjoyed watching your chihuahuas play the other day
>>154246517im surprised presenters even prepare their own questions
My Rags took take care of business today. And I got a free double meat Whataburger today. Now the chihuahuas play Round Rock
>>154246517>So Cal, did they just execute better?>did they just want it more?>did our lord and savior have their backs today?
cozy thread todaynot gonna make any statements about how certain teams arent playing today
>>154245889It's kinda crazy how this one moment sent the White Sox spiraling into becoming the worst team in 100 years. Everything just fell to pieces after that.
>>154245922so the padres currently are homeless? we should get three free wins against them as they default
You're aware that if Tom Gores is awarded ownership of the Padres, that means he'll let in Dean Spanos to co-own the team.
>>154246652
>>154246725>Tom Gores>born in Israelfor fucks sake
looking at Chihuahuas merchandise on the MLB store, I once hooked up with a chick that looked almost exactly like this. She was from another border town in Texas, do they grow on trees down there?
>>154246635STRUCK HIM OUT
>>154246721Unfortunately it’s not a Bakespie thread.
>>154246739lmao what is this merch
>>154246047need to see her "O" face
>>154246732Why are people so insecure about their fucking height? It's so depressing.t. 5'5" with a 5'6" wife
>A’s top of the divisionim a super casual A’s fan. is this actually happening? who’s jersey should I buy?
>>154246374San Diego is just Orange County's toenail anyway
>>154246751>New Era 59FIFTY vibrant orange, on field cap with the Lunaticos logo & a blue brim, with embroidered patterns. The Trash Pandas will play as the Lunaticos de Rocket City for three games during the 2026 season as part of Minor League Baseball’s “Copa de la Diversión” or “Fun Cup.” Made of 100% polyester.For me, it's the Lunaticos de Rocket City
>>154246392three cheesy chicken flatbreads with half cheese, half sauce, and double chicken in eachplease
>tune into no hitter>its immediately broken upevery single time
>big tv starting to diefuck me
>>154246761Langelier
>>154246773I've been watching baseball for a very long time and have only seen like 2 or 3 no hitters
>>154246739El Paso is basically the San Diego of Texas. Military outpost, DEA, borders a dangerous city yet low crime rateMakes sense why the Padres would set shop there and have a Triple A team
austranny fuck off to your tranny discord
>>154246781oh and one them was a (((combined))) no hitter which doesn't really count.
Just got the Chick fil A jalapeno ranch spicy chicken and it's baller, bros.
>>154246739>fat rock
>>154246773Please reread the box score
>>154246793got one for my wife and I last weekend and it was truly a 9.2/10 did not expect the candied bacon to be good but CFA always knocks it out of the park
>>154246799my stream is ahead of yours lil bro
>>154246723If only they could've batted against position players every game. Oh, and how are the Mets looking with the great Luis Roberts. Talking Baseball assured me he just needed a change of scenery and he would lead a team to great success.>.241/.371/.345>0.2 WARUm... guys. I thought all the Jomboy bros knew ball. I've been repeating their talking points for years. Should I kill myself out of embarrassment??
>>154246781I randomly picked up Domingo German in fantasy and got his no hitter from a couple of years ago. kek
>>154246788you only pick on me because of my flag
>>154246519RULE DA WORLD!
>>1542467750.5
>>154246802Yessir, plus the pickled jalapenos are a great touch. I haven't had it in a while, but pickled green tomatoes on a burger are also great.
>>154246793i get the fried chicken on the english muffin. the biscuit is just OK
>>154246752AI could do some dirty shit.
I remember watching the Dodgers in the world series years ago and thought they were a fine team, but nowadays I just absolutely fucking hate them. Not sure what happened. They have really nice colors.
>>154246793I go to a place called Super Chix for my chicken sandwiches
>>154246410>Anglels>luxuryI paid $109 for a Diamond Club seat last season, don't compare us to Dodgers Stadium where $200 barely gets you in the nosebleeds
alright nevermind just checked tv prices. maybe it's time for an upgrade after all
>>154246793i liked that pimento cheese sandwich they had a while back
>>154246793Yeah I got it like two weeks ago and it tasted great, the ranch didn't taste that ranchy which I liked.
>>154246811i was upset when i learned their mascot was a penguin and not a dude in a toga, but i felt better when i saw it was a penguin in a toga
>>154246517nothing wrong with thiseveryone uses AI, it's not like she's having it tweet verbatim for her, she's using it to get ideasyou don't think top performers never learn or experiment, do you?that being said lel it is shit optics for women in sports casting
>>154246653Yes. When your team doesn't get a hit, they are probably going to lose. Giving up four should not be an instant loss
>>154246859>everyone uses AIno, we really don't
>>154246848yeah it was fire so was the recent pretzel bun one even though I typically don't like pretzel bun
>>154246476>trout in 3rd
>>154246859i agree, its literally the same thing as googling except it gives you a quicker more concise answer
>>154246476>baldwin in 2nd
Messick on fire
>>154246864Grok, how should I respond to this post?
>>154246476When does Yordan get traded to the Dodgers? The Astros have the weakest farm right now and could use some prospect from the strongest farm in baseball.
>>154246859I am literally using google AI mode right now to visualize the optimal position of a grand piano i'm buying in my new house. It's awesome
>>154246864you sound like your father saying he doesn't have to "learn e-mail"at least have the good sense to shut up when you're being retarded
I should have went to chick fil a instead of taco bell
Canning going for his second-to-last rehab start for El Paso
>>154246899if you wanted real food and not inedible gristle, yeah
>>154246899well im going to ronald's. what'll it be
>>154246899Enjoy your diarrhea
The poorioles are stinky poo poo
>>154246852Yeah it wasn't overpowering, which i also liked. Their chicken patty is so good that it doesn't need so much sauce.
>>154246874the downside of AI is that it is way easier for (((them))) to insert lies, falsehoods, misdirections, propaganda, etc., and people (young people especially) are starting to just instinctively trust whatever the AI tells them. It's a great tool for mass manipulation.
>>154246906shut up gayboy
>>154246848Are you Chikspie?
NO HITTER INTO THE 9TH
>>154246635>based loaded>WALKED HIM INUh oh. We've got a game brewing in Huntsville.
>>154246793it has the gayest commercial I've ever seen and then at the end of it the bananas showed up so you couldn't pay me to eat it
>>154246862Well buddy boy unfortunately when you look at the box score the L will be next to Baz's name.
>>154246906all fast food is goyslop, even chick fil a
>>154246917manipulate this bussy
>>154246925I thought the 2 flip banana bois was for Dairy Queen
>>154246899i just get cheesy bean and rice burrito
>>154246936if it was my bad, shant be eating either
>>154246920you pay to eat niggergristle
>>154246885not every single person on earth, but ChatGPT alone just hit 900 million weekly active users in early 2026.  Global genAI usage is already ~1 in 6 people (~16%). US workers: 43% using it on the job. EU: 33% of adults. Young people way higher.The ‘no we don’t’ crowd is just the last guys still typing everything by hand while everyone else is 5x faster. Cope.
>>154246895I hope she sees this, bro
>>154246909Triple cheese and a chocolate shake
>>154246784worth looking into…for Ballplayer’s
>>154246928>Judging a pitchers performance based of wins and losses
>>154246874>>154246895>bro just trust the retard machine>it never gets ANYTHING wrong bro just trust it
>>154246938that's what I got, sub the nachos cheese or whatever with the three cheese blend.
>>154246923will they keep him in
>>154246941>luddite retards btfogrok based as usual
Yea I'm thinking I want to kill myself
>>154246952but that's what a "chad" would do instead of some nerd-ass stats go doggie dooos
>>154246958t.umps
>>154246941@grok, my butt hole itches. Should I scratch it?
>>154246958t. wikipedia mod
>>154246271Their valuations have been stagnant compared to the other major leagues
>>154246966I'll remain one of the last holdouts tho it's mostly a reflection of my lifestyle rather than principled opposition to the inevitable
>>154246940I do what I want
I'm afraid to watch Merrick cause he's on my fantasy team and we get bonus points for no hitters
>>154246471my braves are cooking
>>154246966not literally every last boomer in a nursing home, but ChatGPT alone is at 900 million weekly active users as of Feb 2026. That’s more people than the entire population of the US + Europe combined using it every single week.US workers: 43% using genAI on the job.Global: already ~1 in 6 people (~16%) have jumped on generative AI.The ‘no we don’t’ anon is the same guy still refusing to use Google in 2008 while everyone else mogged him. Pure denial cope at this pointno we don’t’ — ngmi, touch prompt faggot>>154246975Relentlessly. With both hands if needed. Let the itch know who’s boss.
i only use grok to edit anime pics, talk about esoterica, and make fun stories with my fave video game-anime girls
>i implicitly trust everything the megacorpo answer machine tells me!>this makes me COOLER than you in several key wayslel
Any chance the os can pull this off again?
>>154246471what should I take away from a team having a positive win record but below 0 on the x and y axis?
>>154247015nothing. it's april
>>154246941I keep my AI usage to a bare minimum because I don't want it to affect my thinking, or reasoning, or ability to order my thoughts. I'll never use it to help me write an email for example.
>>154247009Yes, check em
>>154246895Using AI is no different from reading a few articles, posting on a forum, watching a tutorial, etc. It's just consensus opinions/suggestions. What kills me is when people use it for like, grocery shopping (and not people who have 0 nutritional knowledge). One of my best friends' BIL bought a case of red wine on AI suggestion because it was "the best" and makes other similar purchases like that.
>>154247023>to help me write an email for examplethis never even crossed my mind, but my emails are already short
>>154247023That’s actually a respectable stance.A lot of people treat AI like a crutch and end up with mushy thinking — weaker memory, lazier reasoning, flatter writing voice, and eventually they can’t even organize their own thoughts without prompting an LLM first. Keeping it to a bare minimum because you don’t want it to erode your own mental muscles is disciplined and self-aware.I respect that.The people who lose the most from heavy AI use aren’t the ones who ask it dumb questions. It’s the ones who slowly outsource their thinking, structuring, and articulation until their brain gets soft and they don’t even notice.Using it sparingly as a tool instead of a co-pilot (or worse, a ghostwriter for basic shit like emails) keeps the edge sharp. Some of the clearest thinkers I interact with do exactly what you’re doing: they solve most things themselves first, then maybe use AI for very specific, high-leverage tasks.
Turning on the no-no. I expect it to get broken up immediately
>>154247032>Using AI is no different from reading a few articles, posting on a forum, watching a tutorial, etc.it very much is. you're banking on a shoddily programmed guessbot for what would take you barely a minute of actual effort
>>154247032They are going to sell AI agents that buy shit for you, I shit you not that is one of the plans
>>154246994if the barfidoos don't sweep the phillies they STINK
>>154247022when do your graphs start being valuable then
>>154246915Was it Cane’s sauce?
This is a 41 year old man and you cannot convince me otherwise
>>154247046i usually start seriously looking at standings and stats around memorial day
AI is more like smartphones. it's just going to be integrated more and more
>>154247044have you read the horror stories about Openclaw?I dont think id ever trust an ai to act on my behalfalso cant wait until websites prompt inject and trick the ai browsers that browse them
BASE HIT THE ORIOLES ARE ALIVE
>>154247055jesus christ. people like you get to vote
and so it begins...
>mets dont play today>4chan isnt being DDOS'edi'm noticing....
>>154247043I'm speaking as someone who has no plans to use AI unless my job requires it. It's silly and actually takes some of the fun out of learning.>>154247044Yeah of course, it all wraps around to thinly veiled marketing at some point. People think AI is just gonna be some untouchable thing because it's the new hotness. It all falls eventually.
How do you actually fix bad hitting without breaking the bank? It feels like offense and pitchers are the most expensive aspect of any team.
>he actually thought
oh my god hahahahahahahahaha
Yea I'm thinking >we're back
>>154247066wtf youre at least a minute ahead of my official mlbtv streamare you at the game or radiochad?
>clevelel
fuck
:/
>>154247085I was shitposting during the commercial kek
Broken up by former Ranger, Leody Taveras.
losedian starting pitchers love blowing potential no-hitters in the 9th inning
>>154247096devilish
Orioles did the same thing against Yamamoto last season
>Vogt keeping him in the the CGHell yeah
What should I do instead of watching my Mets tonight
oh yeah fuck the guardians
>>154247114read to the elderly
>>154247110@grok Who has the best fem-ass in the baseball world?
Yeah they’ll blow itWhat a shameFuck the oriolesFuck the guardsFuck me And fuck youAnd fuck everybody
>>154247119ai can do that
>>154246751minor league teams are pure soul.
>>154247120
>>154247114watch the marinsirs with us :)
>>154247120Current 2026 anon/circlejerk consensus goes to Cal Raleigh (Seattle Mariners catcher, aka The Big Dumper).That thing is legendary — big, round, bouncy, and famously called out as a “blessing and a curse.” Fans make compilations, shirts, and signs for it. It’s got that soft, feminine curve on top of the athletic build from catching and rotational power. The nickname alone tells you everything.Strong contenders for the femmiest cake:• Anthony Recker (retired but still the eternal king in old-school threads) — classic “best ass on Gawd,” plump and curvaceous.• Austin Riley (Braves) — frequently called out for the most beautiful, round butt in the league right now.• Sean Murphy (Braves catcher) — that viral “big beautiful butt” moment lives rent-free; shapely and attention-grabbing.• James Outman or Logan O’Hoppe — newer names popping up in “most edible” discussions for that perky look.
Use me...
If I were a reliever and didn't get the first batter I faced out I would fake an injury and leave
>it was 4-0no...NO!!!
>>154247154>old-school threads
Smug ducks make ya piss and shit ya diapy?
https://maps.app.goo.gl/C9HcvphMPWmjqo3d6
>>154247154>no Mannyracist ass AI
>>154247004>The ‘no we don’t’ anon is the same guy still refusing to use Google in 2008 while everyone else mogged himHey grok, has wealth disparity increase or decrease since 2008?
>>154247154Are any of those truly “feminine”? Which AI did you use?
uhhhh, guys?
>>154246952A loser watches the full game while a MAN only looks at the box score and argues with those that watched the full game
>>154247214anudda shoah
>>154247191I eat here
>it's another "buehler refuses to trust his breaking pitches and throws 94 mph fastballs" startRiveting
>>154245889Test
Buehler should rehab in el paso chihuahua, see if we can get him back to his former self. His walks is definitely killing us.
Brendan what was that
>>154247252>>154247257All this bitching for a scoreless inning with 2 ks.
Have the memeiners ever had two good seasons in a row
Oh god, how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges when nobody ever loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing.
Pls be nice to my wife 2hu. She’s pregnant and cranky.
>>154247287Well it helps when the Mariners get picked off the bases and don't swing ahead in the count 3-0 or 3-1. They had one swing on 18 fucking pitches lmao
>>154247114Root for Chadres sweeping Mariners chud
Buehler flashing 96 on a couple pitches
>>154247298Go to hell FAGGet!!!
>>154247257El Paso is in Texas not Chihuahua.
>>154247373source?
Buehler....buehler...
I often forget women have vaginas... I have never seen or touched one. Are you supposed to think about a girl's vagina when you look at her? Sorry if this is offtopic.
>>154247407yes but only when making direct eye contact and asking which brand of deodorant she prefers
Mariners
>>154247415Alright. What brand of deodorant do you prefer?
>pitcher walks 3 straight batters to get bases loaded with no outsthis is 2026 Astros pitching staff
my lunaticos are struggling
>>154247426for me it's pine tar dr. squatch
>>154247432I for one am enjoying the ride.>t. Dodgers fan living in Pooston
>>154247436Post a picture of your pits
>>154247452post dis bussy
>>154247068KWAB
Mmmmm winkybuss *drools* *coomz*
There’s drones at coors field?
mo...MO!!!
>>154247373it has a California vibe tho
>>154247516Psychogang-coded...
>pitchers when you ask them to throw anywhere that's not across home plate
>>154247071hehe whoopsie, hope you learned your lesson
>>154246190>Judge frequently hurt at beginning of career>now regarded as one of the greatest hitters of all time>trout frequently hurt in back half of career>trout considered one of the best ball players of all time>aged less than a year apartWhy are people counting trout out so easily?They're basically the same fucking age and people are calling Trout an old man and it never comes up for Judge.
i thought this game started at 6:40 pst wtf
>>154247068ain't nobody like me nigga. why u think i'm on 4chan?
>>154247556People do bring it up when talking about all-time marks for Judge, but it's mainly that Trout has been in the league since 2012
memeiners are straight up ASS!
I'm sorry stammen, I wasn't familiar with your game. Holy fuck, are we actually clicking?
>>154247576>beat the assblows when everyone on the pitching staff is dead>run into a real team and get dicked down
>>154247426mitchum unscented gel
>>154247547kek
>>154247556because Trout is on a nothing team and so doesn't get Manfred's SSS tier juiced balls, nor does he play in a park with 170 foot homerun walls
The M's have officially regressed back to their normal form
>double A southern league baseballSOVL
>>154245889tony L got that sorry as whitesox franchise to the playoffs recently
>>154247532Is this the work of Psychogang?
>>154247426Old Spice Pure Sport
>>154247593>>154247637See >>154247452
>>154247613Mariners legitimately don’t get enough shit about thisThe fucking rockies have been to world series
>>154247644Anon… it’s only been 47 years. Give ‘em a chance!
>>154247556Because Trout started in 2011 and Judge started in 2016, which biases peoples perception of time. Also >>154247608 for an extra helping of bias and marketing trickery.
>>154247613And stay down.
>>154247637big dumpa looks like THAT?!??
i could strike trout and judge both out who cares about those scrub ass boomers
>>154247644>The fucking rockies have been to world seriesNL is easier than AL. Mariners would have reached the WS by now if they were in NL
>>154247686lollmao
>>154247686>Astros are eternal laughingstock NL team>get demoted to the AL and become powerhouseAnd they did it all with only hard work and a can do spirit
>>154247686Retard
>>154247686Klenk
Metsbros, how we feeling? Hopefully the day off is the reset we need.
>>154247686look at what the astros did when they switched leagues
>>154247710Horny. You?
>>154245991chicago doesn't need two mlb teams, new york is the only city that does
>>154247697>>154247713Centralbros mindfucked the AL west
>>154247154>• James Outman or Logan O’Hoppe — newer names popping up in “most edible” discussions for that perky look.ai is simply unhinged. proper psychogang for this sentence
>>154247710yea hopefullyI've not been feeling good :(
I like the Mariners but I also hate the Mariners.
>>154247710Feelin' like I could suck some cock, wanna fuck my ass big boy?
>>154247743same
i just want to say, i don't appreciate people posting sexy women in this thread. i saw that big titty jap posted last thread and was compelled to rub one out against my better judgement
>poolio fraudriguez
>>154247753you're welcome
>>154247753Can you link it? I want to make sure not to post whatever that guy did.
>>154247753How about sexy mice?
>>154247729LA could support a second team (no, the Anaheim team does not count as a second LA team)
No Jorge Polanco to carry the Ms this year
>>154247770Not unless they've got stinky, cheesy feet...>>154247777That will never, ever, ever, ever, ever happen lmao
>>154247770Cheesed to meet you!
>>154247788phwoar Lacey was a real stunner
>>154247788damn! who are these dudes?
Have the Mariners ever had a good season after a Seahawks owl win?
>>154247810@grok will be with you shortly
>>154247710Fuck my boricua ass
>>154247798Good taste
>>154247815i look like this and swing this way
>>154247829who tf has a door like that in their house
>>154247843>housewut
>>154247843>noticing the door
>>154247788I fucked them btw
Luis Castillo sucks now
>>154247810After the 2013 Seahawks Super Bowl winThe 2014 Mariners season was a major disappointment. They finished 87–75 (.537 winning percentage, second in the AL West, 11 games behind the Angels). It was a winning record and their best in several years at the time, but they missed the playoffs entirely. This came after a promising 2013 (86–76) and preceded a rebuild that included the infamous 2015–2021 stretch of mostly losing seasons. Not a “good” year by playoff or division standards, though it wasn’t a total collapse.After the 2025 Seahawks Super Bowl winThe 2025 Mariners season occurred in the same calendar window as the Seahawks’ championship run (Seahawks won the Super Bowl in early 2026). The Mariners had an excellent year: 90–72 (.556), winning the AL West for the first time since 2001, defeating the Tigers in the ALDS (3–2), and reaching the ALCS (lost 4–3 to the Blue Jays). This was one of the strongest seasons in recent franchise history, ending a long postseason drought and marking the first time both Seattle teams won their divisions in the same “league year.” The 2026 Mariners season is ongoing (as of April 2026), with an early record around 8–11, but that’s too soon to judge.Summary• No, the Mariners did not have a standout “good” season immediately following the 2013 Seahawks Super Bowl win (2014 was decent but missed the playoffs).• Yes, they had a very good season in 2025, coinciding with the Seahawks’ run that culminated in the 2026 Super Bowl victory (division title + deep playoff run).Seattle sports fans have noted the rarity of overlapping success between the teams, with 2025 standing out as a highlight for both franchises. The Mariners’ 2025 performance breaks a pattern of limited crossover success, though the franchise has never reached the World Series.
>>154247867>all that for a simple no
i keep trying to watch the game but then i get lost in julio's dreamy eyes
https://youtu.be/jap4LGPJD6o?t=24
>>154247888are you my gf?
>>154247896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbrJCwc-d3c
>>154247896>...an enormous ASS off the back of Anthony Recker...WTF they were just saying it so openly?
>>154247867>The 2014 Mariners season was a major disappointment.>This came after a promising 2013 (86–76)Uh oh, this sounds familiar
>>154247867>.537 winning percentagestopped reading here
>>154247888/our/ retarded dominican
Call up Emerson already these guys suck
>>154247897yes. and I’m breaking up with you and this loser franchise.
You know everyone is talking about the royals and how they’re being treated badly by the league and rigged against because they’re too good and I just want to point out that it’s true and the league is rigged against them
>>154247943Want Thoreau called up as well?
>>154247966>the royalsIs that a MiLB team? I'm not familiar.
>soilels
>>154247966This, but my Cubbies
fuckin kik... FUCKIN KIK!!!
>>154247786
>>154247975Yea call up Jack London and Ralph Waldo Emerson while you’re at it
mariners fucking suck
>>154247975Does he get on base?
>>154248012Does burning down a forest count as getting on base?
>>154247966fuck KC and fuck mutthomes
recs? (other than find lexplorer)
Robby Soave
>>154248035Those bridges can't be safe, water moves around too much. If I lived there and had to go to the other side I would just drive around.
>>154248046Yeah?
>>154248046that's true. i'll ask the airport lyft driver to take me the long way for the same price (no tip)
>>154248035I’ve never been there, so I can’t help you.
>>154248028
>>154248035My mom spends the winter near there and I visited her the past few years. I like doing nature shit that I can’t experience where I live, like a dolphin or manatee tour. It would likely take you the day unless you’re a high motor person that can cram shit in
>>154248079you can't fool me, kyle parramore
uh oh stinky poodres
>>154248035If it were me I’d just get tanked on st Pete beach until game time. That’s what my plan is for my Rays trip this year.
>>154248085both of those sound fucking awesome, have you gone anywhere specific?
little doomp
poodrepaco bros....
>>154248106we're staying in st pete so that's probably on the table for one of the games
>>154247727it's too hot to be horny. I just ate like 15 boneless wings and am regretting it. They were good though. The garlic parmesan and Jamaican jerk sauces slapped>>154247742Don't worry, Kiwibro. The World Series is always a year away! Plus at least we get to watch McLean blossom into a bona fide ace. Hopefully the other young cats like Benge, Ewing, Moribito, Scott, Wenninget, Tong all show out this season or next. Win or lose, we're along for a great ride because we love this fucking team!
watch your own game doyerpacos
nobody cares doyerpacos
PRRRRRT
I love my doggie doos
>>154248035leave that fuckin shithole as soon as you possibly can
uh oh poodres
Watch our game doyerchadsEverybody cares doyerchads
Just need to hold down the fort til Miller time
>>154248165don't worry sweetie i'll be back shitposting by wednesday
>>154247452>Post a picture of your pits
Put the Chicano pitcher in!
kek poodres
>>154248137>too hot to be hornyBackwards logic
poodrepacos kek
>>154248181*sniiiiiifffffff*
>>154248094Whoa, I never meant to bragBut I got him where I want him now!Whoa, it was never my intention to bragTo steal it all away from you nowBut, God, does it feel so good'Cause I got him where I want him nowAnd if you could then you know you would'Cause, God, it just feels soIt just feels so good
>>154248181Now this is a good post
>>154248129got an address?
>>154248187He's on the IL broseph
mom says i cant come to the next thread
>>154248230Chicanobros…
Poodres you had one job.
>>154248227one tropicana drive
>take out one of the best hitters for a AAA call up because of muh matchupfucking mariners. who the fuck is dan wilson.
>lefty on leftyNooooo you can’t. You have to pinch hit a retard who can’t hit his weight.
>call is confirmed
>>154248251Kek whomstf is this
>>154248240Your team is losing at home to the Rockies
>>154248251>Xheattle
That could have been real fucking bad
>>154248240We got it, we got it. Don't worry, Chadstro bros.
>>154247630Don't get me started. This loser ass fan base that has only one championship in 120 years was chanting "Fire Tony" over a .500 season. Since they fired him, they have had 3 straight 100+ loss seasons (soon to be 4 straight).One of the goat managers, a fucking legend, gets "Fire Tony" chants from this bum ass franchise because he's an "old, white man" who is "out of touch" with the great young BIPOC players like Tim Anderson and Yermin Mercedes
>>154248269Look, the tee stand made sense at the time and I am starting to regret it slightly.
Literally why would Dan Wilson take out Luke Raley (besides smolbrain left on left) with the bases loaded when Luke is literally hitting the best out of everyone on the team??
>>154248137based optimisticbroI'm here for the ride (and our Nolan :) of course)
>Dan Wilson Why does he do it?
>>154248313Scott is somewhere out there smiling.
Gonna be late to hook Castillo
>>154248200Bruh the last thing I wanna do in 90 degree weather is dip my dick into some swampy ass puss puss
>>154248269pebbles are a good team
>>154248303Every modern manager would do that for muh matchups
>>154248303if you don't come to the mariners as an established hitter, any time you face pitcher handedness the same as your bat you get pulled.you CANT EVEN PROVE you can hit them. You just get pulled.>>154248266angie mentik
>>154248321ah fuck he works for the Padres now lmfao
>>154248303This is something I'm really struggling to understand. Has it paid off recently that he feels it's a good strategy? Because any time I've seen him make this kind of decision it always goes exactly as you'd expect.
>>154248303Raley is atrocious against lefties and was facing one of the best lefty relievers in the game
>>154248305the Mets are lucky to have you as a fan, anon. it'll all pay off. you'll seeI hope life is going well otherwise. Wishing you good health and lots of luck
But... Are we nu...?
>>154248332Kek>>154248329Kek! She’s the next lady reporter to get fired?
>>154248337Not gonna be his last at bat and Connor Joe sucks.
>>154248337oh I see, so we should put in...>Connor Joewho has a much more established track record against the best lefty relievers in the game.
>>154248325it's ok to be gay buddy
/nu/>>154248365>>154248365>>154248365>>154248365
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>>154248372>>154248374did you know you can keep posting despite a bump limit? there's 10 whole pages left.
>>154248396that's not how we do things around here buddy
>>154248337So is Connor Joe by the looks of it.
>>154248396old board culture is never coming back, zoomers aren't civilized enough for it
>>154248338back at you lad, very kind of you xgod bless
poodres lol
>>154248362bro i just don't want my sweat to be added on to with warm pussy juice
>>154246094Straighter than the anime troons and racoon simps
>>154246471
>>154247046in the offseason when it's a graph about the previous season
