pain>>154245889
>>154248365doyers
Nothing of value was lost.
doyers
>>154248365Angels
>>154248251>>154248329>>154248354she had a stroke not long ago so half her brain works or whatever i guess she gets a pass kek
>>154248329Mentinks she should look for a new job
real new>>154244838>>154244838
Need a Cronenworth dinger please.
>>154248387same for matt yallof, which i didn't realize
I think you guys should take polanco back.
>>154248411placido polanco? back to my cardinals?
>>154248386KING OF NEW YORK
>>154248408I thought he did a couple shots to loosen up.
>>154248440two things can be true
>>154248443Based RC
>>154248386he might not be washed yet, hopefully we can witness a few more years of him being a top performer.
>>154248365I just listened to that top of the 6th. I'm not surprised Dan pulled red hot Raley for a guy in his 2nd game this season, just because of lefty-righty, but I am extremely disappointed. I'm sure Raley would have at least not struck out on three pitches.
>>154248355>>154248357>>154248404It may shock you to learn that Connor Joe is much better against lefties than Raley. I do agree it sucks to remove Raley, but that's an extremely high-leverage PA. Would you have preferred to see Raley strike out instead?
>>154248396We have to assert our dominance by having as many active generals in the catalog as possible.
>>154248387I don't think the stroke has anything to do with it, she was typing it after the mariners gave up a walk off with a 6-2 lead in the 9th. She probably just didn't prepare for that.
>>154248469Yeah
>>154248469>Would you have preferred to see Raley strike out instead?Fucking YES what kind of question is that. So we want to see joe? L
>>154248469Yes.
Why is it called the Vedder cup when hes a renown Cubs fan.
>>154248472that's not how you do it, you have to do what soccer fans do and make a thread over every little thing.
>>154248499it doesn't matter dude nobody cares.
>what's glove got to do, got to do with it
>>154248506Too stronk. There's less than 100 of us during the regular season some of you guys would need to pick up some slack.
poogers
>>154248525I know Tina is an all-time great artist, but I always think of her in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome and how bad of a movie that is.
>>154248513We worry about the small details here buddy, its the difference between losing a game 7 in the ALCS and making it to the world series.
is that middle jewfro a boy or a girl
Nice pitch kek
>>154248547>DeToiletkek
>>154248570no
God, the mariners bullpen stinks this year. Maybe Wilcox can get a lucky rollover here.
>>154248567and how bad a song that is
kek mariners
oh boy
>shitiners
mariners are not a serious team
>>154248569if you really care that much it's a bullshit combination between him growing up in SD and living in Seattle, it makes no sense and nobody actually cares about it.
The shithawks winning a rigged epstein owl really cursed the Ms
>>154248567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Afffdv5Tfg
7-11 now. Chihuahuas choked again…Dad pls gib back Campusano!
The entire AL was fraudulent last year
>marinoidsWhy can't they catch a ball
>>154248547Weird that would cause a delay. Usually they'd just go to a 3-man crew in a situation like that.
my phone says it's 60° but it feels like 85 wtf
Should I watch a movie
>plunk Tatis jr>gets karma'd instantlyHave the Baseball God's finally forgiven us?
>>154248618
>>154248618So the doyers went to game 7 against frauds
>>154248617there's no way that's a real team
>>154248618>blow gays in the WSyeah that was obvious
>>154248469If it makes no odds who's up there then why the fuck not?
>>154248637But enough about the mariners
>>154248629https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102943
slap some cheese on it
>>154248647Wasn't asking for a recommendation.
Padres broadcast mogs most teams
might move to reno for the kino
>>154248618The entire league were frauds. The Dodgers won the title with a shit ass bullpen and a dead offense. They didn't win, they just sucked the least.
>>154248629>>154248656Have you ever seen the 'lot? Good film
>>154248636The blue jeets were clearly stealing signs last year.
>>154248617No refunds
>>154248629have you watched pirate radio/the boat that rocked? Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost, Rhys Darby, Chris O'Dowd, big ensemble cast, on an illegal 1960s pirate rock 'n' roll radio ship off the coast of England while the stuffy government tries to shut them down. fantastic soundtrack, as you would expect. it's on hbo or your favorite streaming site
Alright, 2-4 hitters. This is your chance. Don't fuck up like you have been doing all season.
>>154248644>if it makes no differenceBut it does. Raley is abysmal against left handers. There's a reason why 2 clubs have platooned him his entire MLB career
>>154248547>my near 20 years on this planet
>>154248629You should watch Everybody Wants Some and/or Eephus
>>154248669the sequels are better
>>154248687where are they streaming currently
>>154248696benis+
>>154248629play outer wilds
cal raleigh's 15 minutes of fame are over
oh no, joes coming back around soon. what do we do joe bros? we can't hit a righty
based retaliation
>>154248710Sell me on outer wilds in one sentence please.
>>154248687Everybody Wants Some is very comfy, good flick
>>154248669I will again shill angels in the outfield (1951) over that leddit jizz.>>154248677See >>154248656
>>154248696Definitely avoid pirating websites such as 123movies. It's unethical>>154248710I played for our 2 hours the other day. Very comfy game. I went to the giant ocean planet and the moon and the exploding spaceship. Hopefully I can play more this weekend
>>154248680I'm not going to pretend to know more than I do. I'll just have to watch more Mariner's baseball and look closer at the stats. I'm just disappointed, that's all.
>>154248717>retaliation>barely grazed himcucked poodres
Okay, the padres had their fast player get hit and he scored. Mariners need to be to get the same done. >>154248721You're out in the wilds.
>>154248724arguably the GOAT friendmaxxing movie right?
>>154248739I already do that on weekends, pass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jap4LGPJD6o&t=24s
Umpchads I kneel
swing the bat fat boy
>>154248728>Definitely avoid pirating websites such as 123movies. It's unethicalThis isn't reddit you fucking faggot nobody is going to ban you for telling somebody where to watch a movie.
>>154248732That's fine. As someone else mentioned, I think it's defensible to not PH Joe to give Raley another AB, but I can see why the decision was made in high leverage.
I don't watch a lot of mariners baseball, but why are so many of their good players slumping?
>>154248724yea good soundtrack and aesthetic too
>>154248773mariners historically start slow
>>154248773they were never good in the first place.
>>154248773They're all the same hitter
>>154248773I personally think it's the expectations. All winter and spring long people were talking about making the World Series and they definitely heard it all.
>>154248773they have good players?
>>154248773theyre simply coming to terms with the fact that the season is already over and they have to phone it in until september
>>154248721fly around a micro solar system, visit unique planets, and piece together information to solve a mystery. it's easily spoiled, you really just need to play it.
>>154248796deeply esoteric photo
So you'd rather have Joe there than Raley?
>>154248773because they prioritize power over contact which is inherently streakyevery other response to your post is dumb
>>154248760you're being a real dumbass right about now anon
That's game. Crawford, Garver and Young are very unlikely to get a 3 run rally going against Miller.
>>154248803he hit it hard, that's all you can really ask for
>>154248803Joe almost hit a 3-run liner HR. If you wanna be pissed at anyone, be pissed at Dan Wilson hitting Raleigh and Rodriguez 2nd/3rd while they're sucking dick and leaving their hottest hitter in the sixth-hole
>>154248810You can just type 123movies, you don't have to try to avoid some mod banning you for piracy, you fucking faggot loser.
there's no point in even trying vs mason miller, dude is the best reliever by a mile.
Cole "SOON TO BE GOLD GLOVER" Young
>>154248833Are you soft in the head
>>154248833it was a joke my clinically undiagnosed friend. that's why I listed the websitedo you have trouble maintaining eye contact irl?
>>154248765I guess so, I understand the reasoning now at least. I'm learning about the strategy and decision making as I go, so every now and then I have to wonder why things are done a certain way.
>>154248856le epic joke
>>154248845except that error he made that let a run in just this game
why are the mariners the way they are?
>>154248857Typically, hitters do much better/pitchers do much worse against the opposite handedness. There are exceptions, but most hitters/pitchers adhere to this.
>>154248728>>154248833>not using Free Media Heck Yeayall need to up your reddit game lolz
Smol
>>154248882oo ee ee ah oo ee ee ah
I’ll be back, I have to drop a fat Mariners
>>154248871the city of seattle is built on cursed land according to the natives
>>154248871I've been told they do it for "entertainment purposes"
You guys just reminded me that myrient is kil :(
>team runs out of challenges>expand the strike zone on thembased umps
>>154248882>giving away fmhyc'mon son!
>korn walkout song
>chud music plays
>>154248880Appreciate it lad, thanks for not calling me retarded.
ngl mason miller has aura, dude is a beast. jealous of poodre fans
>>154248907korn is based fuck you
>>154248917Another A's university alumni
When will the UCL reaper come for Mason Miller?
>>154248868No error on the scorecard and you know the GG voters ain't watching teams outside of their own markets. Plus, nobody is perfect.
>>154248894that's the dodgers
>>154248917If you had told me Cla Meredith had the Padres' scoreless streak record I would've laughed and I watched him lmao
damn that was perfect
>call is confirmed
>the reaperkind of cringe tbqhd
Fucking nasty 2-plane slider
>>154248916you're our very special boy, bongbud :)second only to his excellency, kiwilad!
>>154248949Aussie btfo
>103lmfao what do you even do
>2026 astros>losekarma shitting all over that degenerate cheating organization
>>154248956Mariners are losing :)
nice challenge bitch
Mason Miller has struck out the side for the SIXTH time this season
rip. ggs.
that was awesome to watch
>impotent challengekek mariners
Miller is actually a psycho savage he’s so much better than last year from what I remember
I think the Mariners SUCK!!
ok but unironically why are the padres poopoo and peepee colored
you now remember that the Padres were willing to trade Mason Miller to the Mets for a trade headlined by Jonah Tong
ny mest in last placehou asterisks in last placebos red pox in last placebaseball is healing
>>154248983But Dodgers are good so all is good!
>>154248995kek mest
>>154248988why are doyerfags all furry faggots?
>>154248998Cubs too.
>>154248949x
I’m farting up a storm here
>>154248998Don't forget Dodgers are threepeating. Baseball is saved.
>>154248995rumored*
>>154249002I'm not a doyerfag
GG Seattle Nirvana sux btw8 wins in a row
>>154249002Idk, kinda seems like all the cuckifornia teams have a lot in common
>padres peaking in April againHow bad is that summer collapse going to be?
My Poodres :)8 straight!! Angels will be a tough series
peepeepoodres
>>154248953
stop the count
Is this the equivalent of a trucker playing euro truck sim?
>aquafags
>>154249064is this the new game? why does it look so bad?
>>154249057we love you Aussiebro, even though you're a sus cunt for not being a Savannah Bananas Bond appreciator
poodres kek
>>154249084They actually gained distance tonight tho
>>154249073they haven't updated the graphics since mlb 16
I didn't watch the game or post at all today until now. There's no reason to do either and I don't think anything will change.
>>154248939for real
>>154248988kek they really do tho
>>154249057Hell I respect ya aussiefren
Sweeping the Rockies and Mariners is a good enough reason for me to believe my Chadres will win the world series. Sweep sweep sweep, give me the Vedder cup, mariner chuds.
>>154249064I yield, absolute autism, how could you possibly hate him at this point.
>>154249116
Padres won that division
pipey suckies?
Padres sure cheesed out some wins as of late
>>154249075>>154249133we should touch dicks
>>154249142i was at the speech where he said this
>my anglels are going to go up against miller nexthahahahahaoh fuck we're gonna die
we are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.
Angels in the outfield
>>154249163Tummy sticks?
Fuck the Cubs.Goodnight.
Why isnt homeplate elevated like the rest of the bags?
Just came in the mail today, what do you guys think?
>>154249229no one cares doyerpaco
Is it ever okay to boo your own team? In the Chicago White Sox vs Tampa Bay Rays game yesterday, after closer Seranthony Dominguez allowed a tying home run and then walked 5 subsequent batters he was pulled off the mound amid a loud chorus of boos raining down harshly. Don't you think the players feels bad enough already? Is booing justified?
>>154249250of fucking course it is
>>154249229FUCK YOU CANT WE JUST FUCKING ENJOY OUR FUCKING TEAM YOU STUPID MEXICAN BEANER FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE RINGS
Doggie doo fans are the only team in baseball (perhaps in all sports) who get pressed in the first month of the season while still in the lead
>>154249104That's the spirit but you not watching or posting makes no differenceYou're a puddle in the oceanYou need to think bigger
>>154249229who is april?
>>154249250Of course
>>154249231I care
>doyerpacos obsessing over the Chadres againkek every fucking day
Dodgers will have to go through the wildcard again kek
>>154249250>allowed a tying home run and then walked 5 subsequent battersWHAT THE FUCK? he's lucky boos are all he got instead of being bumrushed on the mound and beaten to death
>>154248998it would be perfect if the padres joined them
>>154249292*dodgerssorry autocorrect is failing
>>154249009let me sniff your category 5, big boy
>>154249038probably as bad as the dodgers
>>154248975A closer as a Cy Young winner would be crazy, but if he keeps this up, he has to be in the running.
>>154249289>>154249250It's chicongo he's lucky he didn't get shot instead
>>154249250americans love to booeven see it when opposition batspersons try to bunt that being said, it is acceptable if the teams on an uncharacteristic loss streakunacceptable for a one off bad performance
>>154249229softly kekked desu
Badspie, your response?
>>154249313He'd need something crazy like breaking Hershier's streak and like 3 ER or less
>>154249315>>154249289>you deserve to die if you pitch a home run and walk the next 5 hitters
>>154249326Smoking is good for you.
>>154249327It is early in the season, but he's on pace for ridiculous numbers, and really has been since being traded to the Padres at the deadline last year. Negative 1.28 FIP is crazy, as his his K%.
>>154249326dive bars are good for you
>>154249341>>154249326tobacco kills you dead
My ban is up tmr
This is unironically the Padres' best chance to win a WS. They're not gonna have another lefty like Morejon again anytime soon. Will have to see how SP shakes out. It's a long season.
>>154249356Yeah, the 77 K% is unreal. Scoreless streak is awesome, but probably only fair to consider 26 season stats for candidacy. My favorite early-season Miller stat was that he struck out 2 and got a low EV GB out against the Pirates and his FIP went up.
>>154249250I'm surprised there's still fans in the park to boo >allowed a tying home run and then walked 5 subsequent battersWow you can't make this shit up
>>154249366Their best chance was in ‘24 but blew it all by forgetting to score for 24 straight innings.Currently, they don’t have a single good starter, their lineup is average, and outside of Miller their BP isn’t exceptional. Their ceiling is a division series appearance as they could win a wild card series.
>>154248665Reno/South Lake Tahoe is kino
>>154249419Lineups a little better than average but I agree.
I think the Braves are the real deal. They just need to get themselves a big heavy for the middle of that lineup (Perhaps by upgrading Yastremski) and they will be a very formidable team in the postseason. The only other team in MLB that is championship-caliber is the Dodgers, obviously. Then there appears to be around eight other teams that are competitive, and around another four or five teams that can be competitive with the right player acquisition.
>>154249434His name is Dominic Smith
>>154249434>>154249366It's April
>>154249357Based winkychad
>>154249419Sorry last* best chance. >they don't have a single good starterKing?>outside of Miller their BP isn't exceptionalMorejon is arguably the best LHRP in the game right now. He and Jason Adam were both All Stars last year. Estrada is good but hurt, Morgan/Rodriguez/Marinaccio could all be mid-leverage arms for many teams across the league. I'd argue even if you subbed Miller for an average closer they'd have a top-3 BP on depth alone.
>>154249434Braves are a real deal til they shit caca themselves against my Chadres.
gn
anybody else think Ozzie Albies looks kinda like the oompa loompas from the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka movie?
Did the barves just start cheating again? Their offense is like it was in 2023.
>>154249502the bottom of the order has been carrying a lot of the load
we are half way to nu...tho.
>>154249439I'm not even saying their likely to win, I'm just saying this roster will be their best last shot for some time with pending FAs.
>>154249520>their likely
>>154249434>upgrade the lineupBraves need pitching more than anything. Their SP is entirely suspect
>>154249527It's been a long day
The Goodbrother's are definitely well off.
>>154249529>Braves need pitching more than anything.We need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to complete a top of the line team.
where is beatnikspie
Freeman is not needed on the Mets we can use a third baseman or an outfielder definitely
>>154249560Probably dead
>>154249250if they deserve it then yes
>>154249537without you my friend
>>154249366They're peaking in April again and will collapse in the summer
Cobb stole home 54 times
>>154249229rent free
>>154249681>white man stealing people’s homes this says a lot about society
>>154249313when was the last time? eck?
>>154249560I wonder if people like Neal Cassady exist today and if so what are they up to
>>154249785believe it was Eric Gagne m'lord
>>154249795google gemini confirms. eck before him.
>>154249790they were unironically on /lit/ 12-7 years ago
>>154249804is this true?
>>154249795>Gagné's 2003 season is often cited as the pinnacle of modern closer dominance, finishing with 137 strikeouts in 82.1 innings.>55-for-55 in save opportunities with a 1.20 ERA.jesus FUCKING chRIST
>>154249814Crazy man. Clase was on that level a cuppa years ago and he threw it away, actually tragic
>watching the legendary bonds v. gagne matchup>in current year that's a challenge and strike out>retards in the youtube comments still arguing it was a good non-call from the ump for "historical purposes" klenk
>>154249848they were both juiced to the kills at that time too kek
>>154249814>55 K% in 82.1 IPHaving a hard time wrapping my head around that one
>>154249880He had like 80 straight saves over two years or some shit
>>154249859absolutely, just pointing out the obv
>>154249880i mean, let's just keep out eye on miller, because he looks like the heir apparent to that gagne season. try appreciate what you're seeing from that big retard, because it's incredible
>>154249848>Foul Ball, 0 - 1>Called Strike, 0 - 2>Curveball outside, 1 - 2>Heater inside, 2 - 2>Fouls the fastball back, 2 - 2>Fouls one into the fucking cove, 2 - 2>Home Runexactly which pitch do you think the ABS system would overturn in this sequence to create a strikeout?
any primoridalfags remember that random zack britton season
>>154249906>>154249897>Curveball outside, 1 - 2backdoored his ass, clear as day
>>154249911>zack brittonno one in my country knows who this is
>>154249911I literally had to look him up because I forgot who Showalter (?) left on the bench in the WC game lmao
>>1542499112016? Insane.
>>154249903I don't think Padres will let Miller get to 80 innings, but you're right, possible he's somewhere close in Ks
>>154249911>0.54 ERA, 803 ERA+ baseball is hilarious sometimes
was the miller for de vries trade worth it?
>>154249966depends on who you ask and when you ask them I'd say
>>154249975YOU and NOW
>>154249976(i understand that miller does not fit the a's timeline, as they're targeting having a real contender in vegas ~3 years from now, and miller is ready now. logical trade from their standpoint)
>>154249976It's so hard not to judge in hindsight lol, right now I'm like fuck the Athletics should have gotten more. I think both teams are satisfied, obv there's some risk any time you trade for a teenager but as you said Miller didn't fit their timeline
>>154249966Both win for their window so yeah probably
>>154249966>A'sUnquestionably. You make this trade 10/10 times. De Vries can hang at SS defensively and probably hits well enough to profile at 3B. Switch-hitter. Awesome talent, low risk, and more control. He may even be up late this year, so from the A's perspective they only had to wait a year to see their return.>PadresIt's a very big if. I hated this trade when it came out, but I sorta see the vision. Padres offense died at the end of 2025 (seems to be a pattern, lol) into postseason, but Miller just deletes innings. Like, no disrespect to Cade Smith, who is a fantastic reliever, but it's night-and-day comparing the two. Miller is striking out 2-3 batters an inning. He's given up one hit and one walk. Last year in the playoffs I think he had more balls than foul balls hit against him. He's is legitimately a reliever cheat code. Now his arm could blow out tomorrow and the trade instantly looks silly, so there is tremendous risk for the Padres, but you can also see the vision of a Royals-esque four-headed monster BP. Between Morejon and Miller, they have arguably the best lefty and righty BP arms in the game. By leverage index, the Padres have 4 (Miller, Morejon, Estrada, Adam) since 2024. I think the Padres have to at least get to the NLCS this year to make the trade "worth it", and obviously, if they win a WS at any time during his team control, it's a worthwhile trade.
>>1542500874 of the top 15 relievers since 2024**
>>154249912you're fucking blind, dude
>roylels
Alejandro Kirk is so fat and the very thought of it is keeping me up late tonight
tomorrow
>>154250178dead@coors
>>154250145time for you to retire, cb
Who ya got?
>>154250214doyers, but i would like to have rock raines over davis and dennis martinez of tim leary
>>154250243
>>154248617We're taking Canning next his rehab is over
Chadres winning is cool, but I'm worried the Angels are about to end our streak. Soriano is scary and we drew the unlucky card of facing him tomorrow
poodre
>>154250501It will be fun
>>154248799majoras mask genuinely mogs this janky piece of pseudointellectual crap
>>154250482>>154250501You sold the farm, dad! Gib back!
*rapes the blowgays*
Some records will never be broken simply because the game changed, like Cy Young starting all 162 games in a season and all of them being complete game shut outs, or whatever it was.
>>154251081Though some are just people being shit. Hit leaders aren't even breaking 200 hits anymore, so the idea of someone ever beating Ichiro's record is just a joke at this point.
what part of el paso you guys from?
I'm surprised but not that there isn't much NPB talk here.Maybe the new eBaseball game will change that.
>801 consecutive games played streakbased
>>154251455regresstani...
>>154251288I don't think people realize how difficult the average pitch is to handle in MLB. Also teams are incentivizing quality > quantity these days. Look at Arraez: his offensive profile is all about contact/shooting the ball the other way and his game is extremely volatile because it's so BABIP dependent (low walks/low power) and more weakly hit BIP means more DPs.
Good morning /mlb/
good morning
Anon..we can talk baseball in a few..
gm
>>154252199Are you finished with your coffee yet? frog
>>154252360shhh...
I have no phone, and I must dig
no.... NOOOO!!!!!
Look at these Poodrepacos inflicting pain on each other over a stupid vest. They're already fighting with each other in the stands and now they sent some people to the hospital over a dumb vest. Poodrepacos have no higher ground than Dodger fans to stand on.
>>154252637Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
>>154252637Dodger fans almost killed some random guy at an Angels game by trying to break his neck on the seats.
poodrepacos kek
>>154252637they really just need to relocate and rename the team at this point.
Move the Dodgers to Bakersfield to be closer to their fanbase.
>>154251327juarez
>>154252773Not relocating.
Dropping my morning mest in the toilet. The Lord has blessed us with another great morning.
>>154252871Blessed morning to you
I don't drink coffee
>>154252837if they did, would you still be a fan?
>>154252954enjoy your kidney stones
I think if you play .500 in April you’ll be fine the rest of the way.
>>154252954That’s for pizza makers and warehouse slaves
>>154252984you can actually afford dr pepper? mirin
>>154252999I used to drink Dr Thunder every day when I was younger. Maybe we’re soulmates.
>>154252963I'm not a fan, just a guy with >70IQ
>Yankfriends fighting each other at the stadiumWhy would Boone do this to us?
>>154252837Unless Padres ownership is awarded to Tom Gores who will hand over control to San Diego's favorite sports owner, Dean Spanos.
>>154253028Idk but 99 and 45s’ jerseys were throwing some super hot fire at that one idiot kek.
>>154252954I enjoy both
>>154252954>>154253041For me, it’s the extra strength 600 mg tablets of caffeine. $10 per bottle.
for me it's mainlining adderall
My 30-day ban expired.
>He's going to watch irrelevant regular season baseball games over Wrestlemania.
I used to smoke meth and play warframe/warthunder for nights on end. They're really grindy games if you know.
>>154253127>Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton and CM Punk vs. Roman ReignsIt feels like 2016 again, therefore I will watch.
>>154253127people still watch wrestling?
Tell me where is Coffspie? For I much desire to speak with him.
>>154253124Yea I've recently gotten back from a ban for Alysaposting
>>154253127>man dramanever in my life
>>154253127i will watch both
>>154253178She looks like she fucks Mets fans
we really almost lost a 4-0 no-hitter. Cade Smith is going to give me a heart attackMessick, you are the man
>>154253187nope
>>154253135Kek, the fact that Sseth's review of warthunder has a 10 minute section where he talks about his battle with amphetamine addiction I think those communities have a surprisingly large crossover.
>>154253190Guardians won though.
I’m playing Pragmata instead of watching my stinky Mets today
>>154253124wb
MLB Run Differentials:+46: Dodgers+45:+44: Braves+43:+42:+41: +40:+39: +38:+37: +36:+35:+34:+33:+32:+31:+30:+29: +28:+27:+26:+25:+24:+23:+22: +21:+20:+19: Pirates, Cubs
that's all I gotta say
Paul Skenes could throw EIGHT consecutive complete game shutouts and his 2026 ERA would still be higher than Bryce Elder’s
>>154253210Forgot Padres, m8
>>154253200>bossfightslopWhy do you enjoy suffering?
This is what happens when you give prospects playing time.
We just need to get rid of our 3rd base coach, Bo Naylor, and our entire bullpen except for Sabrowski - and then we can win the whole thing
tick tock royals
>>154253245Updated MLB Run Differentials:+46: Dodgers+45:+44: Braves+43:+42:+41:+40:+39:+38:+37:+36:+35:+34:+33:+32:+31:+30:+29:+28:+27:+26:+25:+24:+23:+22:+21: Padres+20:+19: Pirates, Cubs
baseball is better when there are no clear jobbers
>>154253190He's no joke
>>154253236one more thing: 7-0 on Hedgey starts
>>154253028It’s always the high rise seats kek. I’d never sit there and get thrown off the edge by some drunk lunatic.
>>154250727Apples and oranges
Padres selling to Chelsea owner for $3.9B
>>154253195mestcreep btfo kek
This genny is gonna be unusable with the mest-cubes game
>>154253361Are you Fruitspie?
>>154253399>Trannies vs homosexualsGoing to be rough
>>154253361based. outer wilds time gimmick is merely a story telling device, majora's mask uses it to explore causality. both are great games.
>>154250727>nuzeldayikes, zelda is a 2d series
Thinking of switching from coffee to tea. Is it better for you or just less caffeine makes it better? I’m at 3 cups a day which is too much I think but I need some stim to work because my job is boring.
>Mets vs cubsWho are we rooting for?
Ya seethe?
>>154248679seattle parenting, ladies and gentlemen
>>154253455Cubgers
>>154253455>2 national league teamswhoever has the lowest payroll
>>154253436Kek I never finished majoras mask tbqhw(you).
I tried to play Outer Wilds like four times and never could get into it, Majoras Mask is a 10/10 however
>>154253453quit beating around the bush and just go straight to meth (use responsibly)
>>154253472We can’t stop here.This is frog country.
>>154253469I’m going to spoil it.
>>154253585no…NO!!!
>>154253585Reddit is going to be very big mad at this post.
Private equity guy José Feliciano and wife Kwanza Jones are nearing deal to buy the Padres for record $3.9B. Big news for MLB with medium-sized market about to go in deal to beat the previous record $2.4B (Mets, Steve/Alex Cohen) by 62 pct>t. Bunbunmaru Sports
>>154253619>Kwanza Jones
>>154253623my culture is not your costume
>>154253472Are you Hunter S. Thompspie or something?
>>154253619>joséayy lmao
>>154253659just a fan
did you get to be what you wanted to be when you grew up, /mlb/?
I needa apoundin'
If you suck dick then you are rooting for the Mets tonight, if you prefer a dick in your ass then you're pulling for the cubs. If you're straight you wouldn't be posting on /mlb/
>>154253679im cubs-curious
Which white players have yellow skin?
First melanated owners. Representation matters
In slightly less than two hours, your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans will take another W! Or a W, been awhile since we've seen one of those. Senga pitching, Benge batting leadoff.
>>154253722Do they own any sports teams already or is this a first for them?
>>154253585no...NO!!!
>>154253738
>>154253722the team was a gift for his wife so she can become the players' designated cumdump.
>>154248865>>154251288>>154253307>>154248856rember: Identity theft is not a joke!
>>154253722Sweet, she's hot
>>154253679But that means you’re gay too, and angry. A daring synthesis.
>>154253722Pretty sure I fucked her
poodres lol
>>154253756stop posting your fantasies
>>154253745Euro-soccer or any soccer doesn't count, do they own any real sports teams?
>>154253679Kek I'm a girl and anal sounds weird but okay freak
You don’t have to be gay to be a Mets fan
>>154253745Oh great a muzzie and a spic can't wait for LGTBQIA++ for Palestine bobblehead night
Angels Legend Garret Anderson has passed away at age 53.
>>154253830wtf I love the padres now
>>154253830Death to Israel theme game night is gonna slap
>>154253830The LGBTQHIV is for Israel no doubt
when is baseball tho, fuckfaces
>>154253275this only works if their last name starts with p and ends with a
>>154253837what the fuck brosRIP GA ;_;
>>154253837DOWN GOES ANDERSONDOWN GOES ANDERSON
>>154253837vax status?
>>154253837This shit genuinely hurts what the fuck. Apparently it was a heart attack. RIP.
>>154253830Child bride for the first 100 mu'min in attendance
>>154253863Who you calling a fuck face?
>>154253837F
>>154253745>Mark Walter owns 12% of Clearlake>Mark Walter is the CEO of GuggenheimMLB is cool with one guy being an owner and partial owner of two teams??
>>154253892answer the question fuckface
>>154253897>conflicts of interest existing when they're all butt buddies anyway
>>154253722>José E. Feliciano and his wife Kwanza JonesKwanza Jones can not be a real name. That's a sitcom character ass name. That's the alter-ego of a Marvel superhero name.
What we thinkin bout the slate?
>The poopoos of San Diego is worth 4 billion dollars>A small market team that only has one California countyJust fuck all move this poverty franchise to Utah where they'll be better iff.
>>154253837Nothing like your childhood sports heroes dying to make you feel old>F
O kek
>>154253968San Diego County has the same number of people as the entire state of Utah
>>154253994It’s not funny
>>154254028kek O!
metties victory today
>>154253968Utah should have made a play for the A's, seems like you could have got them if your tax piggies paid for the stadium since they can't figure out how to get a stadium built in Vegas
>>154253968why do you hate your hometown so much beaner?
The funny ande relevant riff would be LA Padres but the guy who has been spamming the Utah bit for almost a decade can't even get that right
>>154254013But the majority of them are transplants still loyal to the Dodgers or other big market teams where they came from.>>154254058This team deserves better for what they are worth.
Mets get unemployment prime time so they get bullied today + playing against the Cubs mafia so it’s GGs for Mets fans today. I bet they won’t even post lol. >Senga on the bump w/ a 7.07 ERA vs Cabrera’s 1.62 ERA
>>154253956I have become a replaychad
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>154253956Mest > CusbO’s > GordsPhil’s > BarfsRasy > PieratsGnats > GayantsYaks > RoylelsMarlels > PoorsTigs > Red SuxTwinks > ResdGay Louis > PoostonRox > Doggie DoosAnglels > PoodresA’ss > Dwight’s OxRags > Faggotiners Faggotbacks > Jasy
>>154254137FAGGets kek!!!
>>154254100How do we educate the masses and eliminate this talk track?
>>154254145Sweep the cubs, stop making mental & physical errors
>>154254137kek YOU are a FAGGet!
5hrs until pic related happens to filthadelphia
>Padres new owner is the guy who ran Chelsea to the groundAh yes, another 20 year rebuild phase for the Padres.
>letting soccerjeets own an mlb clubgrim
>pls watch our game
>>154254172But enough about the Boston Red Socks of Boston Taxachusetts
>>154253445Only faggots think this btw
>>154254145Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
>>154254183bassball..
kino
>>154254100>ERA after three starts are you a student of the game?
Lindor is overrated. FACTpepe.jpg
prease crap next thread!
>>154254233for me, it's SIERA after 2 IPs
>>154254100Senga has a lower career ERA therefore the Mets will win
>>154254233Senga isn't good; get over it.
Senga is washed
My wife wants to have sex all the time how to cope
>>154254269beat the FUCK outta her!!!
>>154254269depends on who she wants to have sex with
>>154252954coffee is nasty
>First game of the day goes to the Metsshould be fun to watch
>>154254269As a girl in Chicago I don't know how to answer this one
>>154254172I wouldn't be surprised when MLB franchises are owned by Saudi oil barons in 2040.
>>154254172What's wrong with that?
>>154254269As a girl in Chicago I also don't know how to answer this one
>>154254269I'm a girl
>>154254269Cubs girl here. Don't know how to answer.
>>154254269As a girl (love the cubs) idk desu
>>154254269It’s crazy how they portrayed this hot ass MILF who was DTF all the time as some sort of horrid ogre.
El Gato Galarraga, 1st Baseman for Leones del Caracas
>>154254319>>154254319>>154254319
>>154254321this nigga was sitting on that thread changeup
>>154254289they need approval from the rest of MLB owners and I don't think they want oil sheikhs that will spend billions on players.
