Krak Edition News>Playoff schedule has (mostly) been released>https://www.nhl.com/news/topic/playoffs/first-round-game-1-schedule-of-2026-stanley-cup-playoffs-announced-by-nhlJoin the /hoc/ playoff bracket>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788/hoc/vious >>154244690
Real new
2nd for Teddy Blueger.
Bednar back on the bench.
wtf is his problem, seriously.
I prefer this thread
my avies :)
TrashWe hate the avs here
shall
our team is shit and run by retards
Lol @ that fags other gay /hoc/ thread no ones in
Mcdavid can;t even get 50 goals this season.
At least my sharkies are ending on a high note :)
#LetsGoOilers
>>154248175He prefers to watch
>>154248156lack of gay sex from mcdavid
retards together strong against the somaliant fag>mild cuck fan gay
A Canadian team winning it all this year. Whos stopping him? Everyone in the playoffs is a shitter.
Ducks losing this in OT for the kings to beat the flames would be very DUCKS
My kitties are guaranteed a top 10 pick now
>muhhh softpusies huehuehuehue
>>154248192yeah it's not looking good
Post your face when the Ducks win the cup this year.
>>154248156he is just pissy
What's with all the aves hate lately?
>>154248176Sharkies have nothing to be disappointed about this season. Celebrini plus the weak Pacific are making everyone forget this was supposed to be another tanking year, not a borderline playoff year.
Avs bros how we feeling? that hate us cause they anus.
>>154248197Meanwhile the laffs only have a 42% chance of keeping their pick.
4chan busted and slow as molasses?Use the time to sign up for the official FREE NHL official /hoc/ bracket challenge league 2026.It just takes a minute. It's FREE. You could win bragging rights on /hoc/ and maybe win a prize in the official Gary sponsored contests.We have 27 entrants so far which is cool, but 40 would be better. Why haven't you signed up yet? You don't consider yourself a top 40 poster in /hoc/? 27 other people think they are smarter than you. You're not smarter than 36 Chambers? Some dude named 36 Wiggers has your number? StarOverTexas99? Some homer is smarter than you? "I AM INDIAN" "Samir1" "bud1_mitch1" you aren't better than these guys? You think you can't beat the Masketta Man? You think you can't beat some retard that calls himself Rodneyy with two Y's? You're don't have more puck knowledge than the guy that calls himself "Frottage Cheese"? You could be the 1 hit wonder that tops the charts, but ya have to sign up.Make a meme name and prove to /hoc/ how funny you are. Playoffs start Saturday, brackets open Thursday. Get prepared and GET HYPE.https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>>154248213It's just the one guy who does nothing but post about the avs
Fuck these faggots
>>154248213dirty cunts
>>154248222Which is ironic considering how few aves fans there are
>>154248222No I also hate the avs
>>154248219Kys
>softpusy victim-complex retard doesn't realize I am the one who posts 45% of /hoc/s post>h-h-h-he hates my team in particular!!! I'm the real victim here!kek
So many guys are "injured" they had to put Victor Ostman in net
>>154248229Everyone wants to see Crosby's final run
>>154248237guess ya aint a top 40 /hoc/ poster
>>154248218And if Florida wins they lose their pick kwab
Thank God tomorow is Friday
>>154248247they are coming for Martone
i wanna be like samir when i grow up
>>154248219I remember back in the day /hoc/ used to get close to 100 people in the bracket
onhockey isnt working properly
>everyone worried about being the #8 seed and playing the sofpusys>everyone suddenly forgets they hold the record for most 1st round exits in gary's era.kek
if your bracket finishes lower than samirs how will you cope, dominick?
#WeWant10
>>154248245MAINE MENTIONED :D
McDavid will finish the year with a point in 100% of Oiler wins while also making the playoffs. He is the only player in the 82 game era to do this.
How am I supposed to pick my bracket if the matchups aren't set yet?
>>154248249Of course not, I'm employed.
>>154248222CheckedYeah nah, I hate the fuckin avs and their redditor fanbase.
>won’t get the schedule until after 1 or whatever because Gary is a retard and scheduled the last game of the season for 8:00 local time.
>>154248280neat
nothing like a woman on the national broadcast to make me appreciate my dogshit local cast :)
>>154248281brackets should open shortly after tonights games are over
>>154248281go to sleep for 2 and a half hours, wake up and then set them.
should have left an empty net after mack got his 3 though.
>>154248281we really only have friday to decide our brackets
>>154248288>employed>doesnt have a workplace fantasy hockey leagueyikes
>>154248288wow that automatically disqualifies you anyways
>>154248265i believe you can be a filthy cheater just like samir
>>154248243is that why nobody here fucking talks about hockey
That's certainly a 4
>>154248293Previous players>1980-81 Gretzky (the first year he set the points record)>some old fucks from before the Hart Trophy even existed and they played a 20 game season and had 2 lines per team
>>154248310since when does being an employed member of society disqualify one from being an elite /hoc/ poster?
>>154248301
>get called for a 4-minute high stick>skate to bench to "hide" from the reffiesWhat did he think would happen? He's like those retards that run from the cops in a city and think they are some how escaping.
Utah is the first team since the shootout was introduced to complete a full season without playing in a single shootout
>>154248309All of my coworkers are more interested in /cric/.
Buffalo over Boston in 6 Tampa over Montreal in 7 Carolina over Ottawa in 5 Pittsburgh over Philadelphia in 6
>>154248309They're all footballfags, its annoying.
Why isn't this buck playing?
>4 minute power playNice, now if only >we could actually score on the power play
>>154248323>losing bigly>your twink boifriend gets ridden hard into the boards>start screeching and go to "save him">can't hold your own unless another twink comes and attacks from behind>still lose the fight and the gamekek. mackbitch.
>>154248331do you ever see brad marchand while working at tim hortons?
Either>ducks score to take the leador >we get 4x4 OTor>nashville scores shorthanded and I curse the existence of the ducks forever
my avies! :)blankenburg!
>>154248317go to bed wagie
>>154248330very cool
scarrr blankenberg
MY DUCKS
>>154248347DUCKS SCAAAR AND 2ND MINOR STILL REMAINS
DUCKIES SCOREDUCKIES TAKE THE LEAD
no one cares about the avs bro
>>154248323actually slopdown was cancelled
>muhhhh softpusies >huehuehuehue see i put an "ies! :)" at the end so that is cute and funny huehuehuehue
>>154248346once
DUCKS FLY TOGETHER
wake me up when the kongs game is going into the garyout
>>154248364many are saying this
>>154248363half of every thread for the past four months has about the avs
>>154248345the shorks have interesting scouting criteria
>>154248370If ducks win the kings game is pointless
ref chicanery going on in Denver
>>154248309my coworkers had a march madness bracket
>>154248367do you think crosby's still mad at them
OUR San Jose Sharkies :) end the season on a high note and Mack has 115 points.Maybe Grier will actually get defensemen in the offseason.
>SEASEA07:28Kraken challenge (Offside), call reversed. No goalkwasofpusy
>>154248370Is it still 0-0?
>>154248345they pretty notably won that game though.
>>154248389Would you enjoy a gently used Darnell Nurse?
Next year /hoc/ should have a fantasy league
>>154248402that usually doesn't end well
>>154248345They won that game, faggot.Shit gimmick too, the Mildfag doing it is already gay enough you can't just replace Avs seething with another team.
>>154248388he probably judged mackinnon for missing that goal
calgary's 3rd string goalie is a beast it turns out
avs love their offsides, but it don't matter, this is a scheduled loss anyway
Dallas should ban mild fans from the arena and kick any out that sneak in. Home games are for home team fans only
>>154248394no one cares
Refs getting ready for an entire ploffs filled with favourable Oilers calls.
McDavid is going for 140 tonight
>>154248418just like my islanders
>>154248377I wonder if any NHL scouts ask prospects to undress
>>154248402i think the times we tried most people stop caring after like 2-3 weeks
>>154248410Why do the Wild have you so mindraped?
>>154248418>lying nigger thinks the truth doesn't matter for its own sakego back to somalia
>>154248418you sure seem toalso macklin didn't even start that fight, eklund did
Mildcuck fangays gonna disappear like cockroaches when they lose Saturday. Can’t wait
>kings/avs>Ducks/oilers
DUCKS WIN!
softpusys are gonna get 8th-seeded by the Kangz. kek
>>154248439QUACK QUACK QUACK
I had to put a $40 bet on Nashville when they were down 4-3 but Anaheim fucking did it
Avs-Knights cup. Bet on this now while it’s cheap
Wow all these Ducks fans were ready to abandon their team a mere 40 minutes ago
They should rest McDavid for the first round
>>154248438at least we don't have to see kangz vs soilers again
kek. got them BOILIN' tonight on /hoc/.
>>154248428I was never good enough to find out but when million dollar signing contracts are at stake surely someone is using that leverage to get peepees in their mouth
>>154248400Got anyone less retarded and bald
>>154248449KWAB
do teams really measures players benis size both flaccid and erect at the scouting combine?
>>154248479why is he so long?
NUGE SCAAAARRRR
>>154248458I was kinda hoping for that or an oiler fail so we got kings/ducks
>>154248454retard
>>154248470Spencer Stastney for a 2nd>>154248486He's a champion
>>154248435no one cares
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154248494maybe you should stop announcing how much you don't care then
>>154248455Is this your first time posting on spee
>>154248502No.
darnell is detroit property
>>154248491a battle of socal would have been cool
>>154248479Ducks are such cool animals.
Bet on the Wild winning if you want to lose money.
>>154248485yup how wouldnyou know without mwasuring it
>>154248493How about Stastney for a conditional 4th
>>154248454Ducks vs Pens Ducks game 7 2nd OT.
>>154248503Ya this is my 2nd post right now
>>154248484>exploit gary's love of taking my money>get the result I wantKWAB (kek what a brilliant)
Pioneers in the house in Denver
>>154248512they're also yummy
mild cuck fan gay
Ducks/Oilers was pretty kino last time it happened. That series had amazing game threads.
>>154248439reffies gifted you game on a silver platter with the double minor
>grrr! I can't believe that guy that roots for that team I "never think about" got to me again on 4chin's hockey board! grrrrr!kwasofpusy.
>>154248524based
>>154248527I've never eaten one. I'm not sure I could without feeling bad about it.
>>154248517Only if the condition is that Celebrini is good at hockey and it upgrades to a 2nd
>>154248486longduck is long
>>154248549try some peking duck
>>154248541Next time don't bust someone's face in with a high stick then retard
>>154248541hah, right, it was the refs...>>154248532I remember this
>>154248532I remember that game as being kino :)
>sofpusy wants more
Can we please get ONE playoffs without a pedo team please?
who could realistically /heem/ mackinnon for good?
sensies vs randies over 5.5 goals @ 1.74 locking it in right now
>>154248595Makar with some friendly fire
>>154248589not in gary's league
>>154248604Post it in /bet/
McDavid is the 6th player with multiple 90 assist season>McDavid x2>Orr x2>Thornton x2>Oates x2>Lemieux x5>Gretzky x13
>>154248509kekyou should make one of him in every other jersey so you can threaten the nurse curse on every other team
>>154248595Gudas if the Ducks lost tonight
>>154248255tomorrow is saturday in finland
>>154248595Klapka if the Flames weren't shit
>>154248626he has only one 50 goal season
>>154248418
>>154248595Personally I'm more interested in seeing McDavid succumb to life ruining injuries.
>>154248648Kaprishart has none
>>154248595Another wide open net
>>154248648Just like Crosby (:
>>154248156AI
OUR FLAMES are going to spoil the oilers position here
>>154248655>y-yeah, butkwasopusy.
So are the kings the wild card team?
>>154248659lel, fuck that bust. Him and Makar fucked Canada>>154248668How?
1H00 before brackets open
>>154248668If the Oilers get a point it doesn't matter what happens in your game
>>154248668I really do believe you are the man in that gif going off this comment.
>>154248683Unless Vancouver wins the third period 5-0 and LA wins
Can’t wait to check out the subreddit when the mild get swept
>>154248691Atta boy
>>154248684don't forget marchand and benett hid injuries just so they can laugh behind mcdavid's back
>the devils hired a jeet to be there gmlol
rocking out to some vulgar display of power during intermish
>>154248713Okay fascist
>THE GREEEEEEEEEEAT>SOUTHERN>TREND>KILLshit musix
kraken are not currently losing
>>154248733That's the only good Pantera album.
>we get ducks vs. oilers classic playoff kino instead of kings vs. oilers round # fuckin a billionOH THANK CHRIST
>>154248734Not currently winning either
>>154248759Where is the LGBT Center?
>>154248771In your ass.
>>154248771I believe it's the anus
>>154248752not losing is winning for this shit team
>>154248771starting next season it's a new position
>>154248771Denver, Colorado.
Anyone else notice it was only Western Conference teams playing today. Weird.
>>154248213bitchkinnon is a virtue signaling faggot
>>154248800Gotta save the best for last
holy shit parekh wth are you doing??
BITCHWHORECUNTPUSSY
>>154248800Gary wanted to make sure some teams were extra tired on Saturday
>>154248814Saar we are norris and conn smythe winner saar
>>154248821FRENCH KISSING
SKANKSLUTSKEEZEWHORE!!!
CUNNYSLANTSZIPSGOOKSNIIIIIII
>>154248563>>154248568>be onions terry>lift Jost's stick>hits myself in the face with stick he just lifted>fall to ice clutching face>hide face with towel and show "blood"wow what a great hockey play
Hey baby' you got girlfriend vietnam?
I’m going to say it
>Canucks and Flames both ruin setting up the Oilers against the AvsI wish we weren't so retarded.
>>154248877mild cuck fan gay
>HEY! NIGGER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!
>canucks player could have a breakaway>gets caught by connor murphydude, how slow are you?
>>154248532The best part of that was me posting the trips post 30 seconds before the ducks scored their first goal.
surely the avs won't fuck up another pp
Did Devils seriously hired a street shitting jeet as a GM?
>>154248940lmao they did
>>154248947Nah nur youre mom did
>>154248940Their PP is smol without Kadri
How did the Canucks go from Game 7 in the 2nd round of the playoffs to bottom feeder so quickly??????
>>154248940>>154248957>>154248935Why do I have feeling that avs gonna get knocked out in the first round?
>>154248972Quinn Hughes is not a winner
>>154248972poor management
>>154248972Pettershit destroyed the team
>>154248972They shouldn't have made it there in the first place. PDO babbies
relax
>>154248964It's not my fault Rajesh that your dad shits in your mouth and rapes you in the bathtub at Brampton.
>>154248981Stay scared m8
I like the flames announcers
>>154248972same problem they've always had: too many douchebags on the team
Ross Colton has no puck luck. Dude's been snakebitten for a long while.
lmao colton is never going to score again
>>154249015Like Quinn Hughes
>>154249030>>154249035you guys should date
>>154249008
LA Kings: A shamefur dispray
>>154248972>demko is dead>pettershit couldn't give less of a fuck about hockey >however he whined loud enough to management that they trade away the heart of the team in Miller because it was ruining his country club retirement atmosphere>Quitt Hughes is a quitter>retard Allvin replaced succesful deadline acquisitions Zadorov and Lindholm with Vincent Desharnais and Jake DeBrusk in the off season
>>154248972when people told you corsi and xg is a meme stat for people that cant eye test players, the 2023 nuckies undeniably proved it.
Is Quinn Hughes the worst captain in Canucks history? worse than Messier?
i knew sergeev was gonna steal this game. no way we get mckenna now
>>154249062No i think thats sedin twins
>>154249062He’s just a shit player and a shittier person
>>154249062Luongo
jtranny told /hoc/ that pettershit was a certified all star...
I can't believe I watched all 82 games of the Vancouver Canucks 2025-2026 season...
The LA Kings play should be profoundly ashamed of themselves. Bums ruined our tank.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154249081ur a trooper
no one gives a flying fuck about the flames draft position
>>154249068he always seemed like a nice feller to me
>>154249081toughhave a (you), since i can't hug (you)
>>154249081not bad, but the cutest asian fan pic I've seen was that flames girl in the crochet dress
>>154249091I give a flying fuck or maybe even two
>>154249091Shut up tranny
>>154249095He’s most likely a genuine faggot who loves men. He has stated several times that he READ the Heated Rivalry book.
>>154249095he deserved better than the cancucks
Fucking Analslime Cucks ruining the rematch between Edmongolia Soilers and Los Analingus Kangz.
>>154249097you mean her?
I hope the mild plane crashes on the way to Dallas.
Stanley Cup winner? I'm thinkin' MY DAWGZ
>>154249111their fault for letting the duck in
>>154249112Does that look crocheted or cute? Retard
>>154249117Severely based
>>154249117Furry pedo
>>154249112no but she cute too
been growing my hair since 2019 Aug, going to get it turned into a mullet for the playoffs.
>McDavid on facing Anaheim in the first round>"Weird, it's not LA?"
the funniest part about this entire pettershit saga is hes actually somehow making the whole loui eriksson and oel contract disasters look acceptable. each passing day, jimbo looks more and more competent.
We have a 9.25m dollar weapon against ratko gudass not a thing to worry 'bout
>>154249139Found the inbred Dallas fan
>>154249154>Dallas>fanskek, good one
Kino first round desu
>>154249144Odd how poorly Swedes have been doing in Vancouver lately
>>154249144>loui erikssonHe was probably the biggest influence on a young Pettershit. Told him to play hard until he secured the big contract then enjoy life.Meanwhile, apparently Pettershit has ignored getting any help at all from the Sedins who are on the Canucks development staff.
>>154249160More cups than you, mildcuck
>>154249172nobody mentioned minnesota, buddy
brackets open in 12 minutes
>>154249140That should be a crime in Canada. He deserves to be exiled to India and be executed if he ever returns.
Blankenburg's goal will count this time.
>>154249167>>154249178I'm not sure who to choose!
>>154249175mildcuck smell like somalia l, you just know when theyre in the room
took them long enough
Teams Edmonton will have home ice over in the playoffs>Anaheim>Utah>LAHey, that's their path to the SCF
>>154249185Me to win Everyone else to lose.
>>154249185go the patriotic waymake it end oiled ones vs habs been
>>154249167avs storsmarnersquack dabresboltscaniacsflysies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154249167I am go into make the most retarded bracket
>>154249184justice
>>154249175We all know you’re a mildcuck fangay.
>>154249188i wouldn't know, never seen one
>>154249167Is it better to choose who I think will win or who I want to win?
drop the puck, gary
>>154249200She works at the secret bio labs
>>154249208Only Gary knows.
>>154249167Unironically the best in years. Thank you Gary you really out did yourself this time.
>>154249198This is how we know you don’t watch hockey
>>154249167It's just not the same without calling a first round defeat for the >laffs.
>>154249203nope, i live in missoula, we're all seattle fans here
Thanks Flames bros
>>154249167E>Buffalo>Tampa Bay>Carolina>PhiladelphiaW>Colorado>Dallas>Utah>EdmontonE>Tampa Bay>CarolinaW>Dallas>Utah>Carolina>Dallas>Carolina
>>154249167>Carolina gets a free trip to the ECF againWhen is Gary going to step in
>>154249208Follow your heart cowboy. It's just for fun.
>>154249200wtf there were exchong japanese newly weds at a habs game recently
Remember in 2017 when the oilers were up 3-0 against the ducks with five minutes remaining in the game?
>>154249218>oh no, Ivebeen called out>i know, lie!>”I live in… in….. uh Missoula! Yeah, that’s where!”Shut up mildcuck
>>154249208well it is sone kind of competition so be pragmatical and choose which teams can up the other team
>Cody Ceci in Game 7s: 5GP, 2 goals, 1 assist, +3>Cale Makar in Game 7s: 4GP, 0 goals, 0 assists, -3WOW. JUST. WOW.
>gary faced so much backlash from the goys that he was first to release the game 1 start dates and times earlyHave goys ever forced Gary’s hand like this before?
>>154249167SabresHabsSensPensAvesStarsMamsOilers
>>154249218>missoulaYou ever had Pork Chop Jim's?
>>154249222rip that would suck
What’re we thinking, Dallas in 5 or 4?
>>154249247Just watch stobe the hobo missoula to kansas RIP
>>1542492536
brackets open in 4 min>hoc official hoc bracket 2026https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>>154249253It's Minnesota, 4 obviously.
>>154249257Mild are not winning twice against this Stars team.
>>154249238I know it's a competition and I know I'd win if I put my /hoc/ IQ to it. But I don't want to cheer for teams I hate just so my bracket is right so I'll follow this >>154249225 wise advice.
>>154249236cry all you like mr no milly>>154249247never heard>>154249253aren't they missing half their guys
About an hour until the schedule is released
>>154249253i have faith that oettinger can choke at least two games away
>>154249271But Dallass sucks though
did you know that in san jose they track their GM's productivity the old fashioned way?
>>154249273yeah, you're not from missoula
just got home. are the matchups set now?
>>154249298yep
THIS IS THE FINAL DAY BEFORE PLAYOFF HOCKEYpraise gary
>>154249286this guy played for the Oilers
Reminder to spit on or punch any mildcuck you see at the games. Make them scared to go out in public. If you have proper spray, use that too.
>>154249287well nobody here knows frenchtown/huson so
>>154249303>the boys start sunday
>>154249272Nobody remember who wins this its literally just for fun
each day there will be less and less hokkei until there is none
>>154249298Yes and Gary has asked us to place our bets (which I shant be doing)
i need a macklin jersey. leading scorer in sharks history at 19? come on dude…
>>154249320this is christmas for me a notorious fake scarrrposter
OILERS WINNNNN
What am I supposed to do until Sunday?
I never seen Quinn Hughes smile until he was traded to the Wilds
>>154249324
>>154249312So? Congrats, you googled mapped an area near missoula. Did the city ever pull their head out of their ass and fix the lopsided E on mount sentinel?
>>154249330I hope you get many (yous)
>>154249311i got some proper spray right here *jacks off on you*>>154249331hot thanks dude i'm jackin>>154249333jack it
>>154249333You should be watching every playoff game starting on saturday
>>154249333What am I supposed to do until early October?
>>154249333work, fill your taxes, find a gf, go outside, check in with your parents/family, get some prime time with god, do some spring cleaning.just don't drink, masturbate or have sex because the boys won't
>Reminder to spit on or punch any mildcuck you-
>>154249353that's one of the funnymost webms we have
>>154249354“Coal” shitfield btfoed
>>154249362lower your tone
>>154249352they locked my CRA account on suspicious activitiessuch is the life of a zoomerchad
>>154249342what E? i've never hiked the M
>>154249354Only scores on empty nets when it doesn't matter
>>154249370lmao, it took you five minutes to look that up?
>>154249368I wont
>tampa literally gets a free path to the finalwho arranged this shit
>>154249167Is there anyone who can stop the Oilers if Draisaitl comes back 100%?
>>154249385nah if they survive habs and buffalo they will be spent
>>154249378you're so mad lolmeet me at mobash i'll truck slap you
Tampa isnt getting out of the first round with that LOSER Cory Perry on the roster
>>154249390Teams with a big, mobile D corps and a non-retarded goalie. Puck skills optional
>>154249394oh yeah, it's definitely the mildcuck
it's 2 guys on onhockey english chat jerkign each other off. just the two of them.
>>154249390>Is there anyone who can stop the Oilers if Draisaitl comes back 100%?Ingram and Jerry could do it.
>haven't posted in 2 hours>come back to see all the seethe about me in posts that aren't even replying to (Me)kek. sofpusys are fuckin' RATTLED.
one time a person gave me $500 in bitcoin and then i deposited onto polymarket and blindly followed some account that was clearing over $3k+/week betting on the weather of major cities and i turned the $500 into $2k. i didnt tell the cra about it when i filed my taxes. thanks for reading.
>>154249399probably some irl boomers, give them the /hoc/ general link
>>154249399Just like /HOC/
>>154249385>>154249393I really want to see Boston vs. Montreal happen but honestly Lightning would have to be having a really bad night and the Bruins would have to be mildly reliable for once and frankly the chances of both those things happening are scant.I will physically eat my words if it does happen though so someone screengrab this for accountability.
>>154249398>m-m-mild!nobody's talking about them bro, i'd be upset living in dallas too.
>>154249409goodfor 2k they will never go after you
>>154249409Gambling isnt taxable anyways. Retard contry.
>>154249401Picks is back them girls can take it easy, he'll be handling the rest.
>>154249413Buffalo is prime for an upset. And the Habs are just going to win.
>>154249413in 2021 or 2020 it almost happened for SCF because they were in different diviesjust asking, do you say """barbie""" now?
just locked my bracket in, feeling confident.
>>154249414yep, definitely the mildtranny
>>154249416its not that kind of gamblingitshould be reported bit no one does>Retard contry.
>>154249433bet you know a lot about trannies in texasglad that's not a thing in montana
>I cultivate seethe in /hoc/ even when I'm not even here.kek
>>154249167this is going to be one of the greatest playoffs in years and maybe decades
>>154249385Crosby will stop them again like it’s 2016 (:
>>154249436I hope alberta doesnt fuck the reservations over too hard when they separate. That would be a real shame.
>>154249444I am looking forward to mant upsets across all 4 rounds
>>154249429I do not say barbie but also not really anyone here says barbie. maybe rarely and only ironically, or when you meet particularly folksy countryfolk you might actually hear stuff like that, but I don't think I've ever heard it.
>>154249438you should look up the representative for missoula in the state legislature
>>154248972Oilels booty blasted them so hard they exploded. Same thing happened with the Calgary lames
>>154249456not my district, not surprised you know about that though, as you're the expert
>>154249447idk frenchie here, i know anglos hate indjuns more than french people do
>>154249455so you made it bigyou dont have to deal with the common folksgood for you
It should be a requirement to have a black player on your team
>>154249468hey, you're the one pretending to be from trannytown, no need to be mad you didn't do research before lying on /hoc/
Why the fuck did Gary start this shitty game at 10:00? Denver is in the mountain time zone for fuck sakes.
>>154249491not lying, you're just crying
>>154249498cause there was a game on earlier on espn
>>154249498To give MacKinnon a chance to pull a Benn for the Art Ross/Rocket if it was close
>>154249500whatever helps you sleep at night tranny
my avies!! :))kelly!
>>154249483I have lived and worked in country towns, country cities, as well as the big smoke, and I have met all sorts of annoying countryfolk but "barbie" is just not part of the language.Up in small tows in the Hunter Valley people like to say shit like "of a morning" or "of a sunday". For example, "I often like to have a coffee and go for a stroll of a sunday". It's always old people and it bugs me.
Parker Kelly with 21 goals as a 4th liner, dude's a grinder.
scaaarrrr kelly
>muhhhh softpusies huehuehuehuehuehue
>>154249513TEXAS TRANNY TEXAS TRANNYWHAT DO YOUR TRANNY EYES SEE?A MAN IN A DRESS?OR JUST ADAM ERNE?
not looking good bros
>>154249534kek Trump forced her ogre ass to relocate to Ireland lmao
Why does the tranny keep bringing up Texas?
>>154249541no millies on 41% watch
>>154249521jk jkidk why the youtube algo feeds me australian stuff but they always 'Row shrimps on the barbie
Coming for that ass mildtrannies.
>>154248243Slopdown was cancelled
You do not want to see my oilers come playoffs
>>154249554texans love to talk about texas and tranniessee? >>154249558
wedgie chant x2
did anybody get the cum socks?
>>154249556heh interesting. also they're not shremp they're prawns
>>154249564naw, it's just the mildtranny having another melty because of >>154248417, looked up a random town in montana, and instinctually chose the trannytown.
>>154249581>specialWhat's so special about them?
>zero Gold Olympians>oh, except for the faggot that didn't even play.>w-w-we're coming!!!kek. asstard faggots. Go come down each other's mouths you flaming bitches.
>>154249586>nawexcept >>154249558
>psssstt hey anon!>remember gary is a malicious single mindset focused goblin who only wants to sell hockey to the american south>don't forget that when making your bracket
>>154249559thank you based lachlan
ITS UP
pull the fucking goalie
What would be the least watched final possible this year?
>>154249597Sens/Mammoth
>>154249590really don't like your new nickname, do ya?
>>154249594
>>154249597dallas/ottawa
>>154249599There is literally no way gary lets this happen.
>>154249597mammoth canes would cause lasting damage to the league
>>1542495972007 rematch
>>154249591did gary make calgary give huberdeau an 8x10.5
>>154249580it's not really gay unless you're playing footsie with your bf without socks on
>>154249602Any Canadian team in the finals would have the entire nation watching.
>>154249602aw fuck what a nightmare it would be
>dipshit asstard fan thinks he is replying to mekek. only steers and queers indeed, Sgt. Hartman.
>brings up ass-fucking men outta nowherewd[h]mbt?
>that team that's never won the cup and everyone likes to laugh at
>>154249597Dallas CarolinaBut I hope it happens lol
TRANNY MILDKEKSOFTPUSSYTRANNY MILDKEKSOFTPUSSY
>>154249599The delusions are crazy here
>>154249605>no more 10:45 ET starts for my oilyboysFuck yes>>154249615No one cares about Ottawa plus they are ratings suicide in the states unlike Montreal and Edmonton
Avs are going to be hard to beat.
Wedgegod with the shutout.
>stars vs wildLiterally two retards fighting
>>154249558Thumps up
>>154249624my stars mentioned :)))
>>154249630They'll lose to Dallas like always
>>154249620enough about the "stars" though. Foot was in the crease and gary overruled it to give a faggot fanbase something to cling onto for decades. Spoiler alert: they have, like good wittle goys.
>>154249630Get them in a game 7 and watch them wilt
>shutout in the last game of the seasongg avs, good luck in the ploffs
>>154249558>texans love fucking trannies
>>154249626>No one cares about OttawaI care about Ottawa.
>>154249641>good luck in the ploffsnah, fuck em
>>154249588they aren't special anon, they're ON SPECIALsadly with global and social media lots of Americanisms are creeping into the vernacular, including people starting to say "on sale". but at least all the legit shops still use "on special"
Wedgewood with grey creeping up in his beard, pretty sure he didn't have any at teh start of the season.
>>154249644You are a soulless government bureaucrat's slave.
>>154249641gg krakbro
>>154249636dullass are going to get fucked over by mild
>>154249645You should always root for the team that beat you. Stop being a poor sport, faggot
>>154249594>>154249605>schedule dropped>no one caresFuck you retards
>>154249656absolutely not>calling others faggot with a comment like thatlmao go sit in the chair, buddy
>>154249594this is gonna be a fuckin roller coaster
>>154249645I'm from CO before moving to WA, fuck you
Which non-playoff team should get the next thread?
>>154249658>OMG HOW CAN THEY FUCK OVER MY TEAM WITH A LATE START>I HATE AFTERNOON GAMES>OUR ONLY HOME GAMES ARE MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY???happy?
>>154249666This is why your team sucks and theirs doesn’t. Sit down bitch nigga
>>154249674Yes
>Oilers get to play runny babyshit until the WCF>Oilers will get carried over the Avs by heavily lopsided officiating that has followed them from the first round like the last two years>Oilers will lose to Tampa or Carolina >Will go from the entire nation of Canada pulling for the Canadian team to "actually the stanley cup isn't a competition of nations, most of the players on tampa/carolina are canadian anyways lol" so fast everyone paying attention will get whiplashYawn, saw this before.Also imagine being so cucked as a nation despite frothing at the mouth over every Canadian team but >yours you unconditionally support any Canadian team in the finals.
>>154249673Non-playoff teams get the rope, not the thread
>>154249673Continue the shit team run by retards theme and make it nucks
kek Blackwood having to help the Granny with her phone to take a selfie with him on jersey give away night.
>>154249673sharks, obviouslythey are /our team/ after all
>>154249673we already have a baked new thread.>>154248124
>>154249679>avs>WCFNot likely. Edmonton is losing to the Wild in the WCF
>>154249687>tranny threadew
>>154249689that kid's like six, are coloradoans really that messed up?
>>154249689Stop clicking on >>>/lgbt/ and you'll stop seeing them. queerboi.
>>154249691yes, low oxygen + weed is a dangerous combo
>>154249687Don't think I'll be posting in this one.
>>154249691>mildtranny thinks about grooming a kidlike clockwork>>154249692I'm not going to visit your homeboard no matter how often you beg for gay sex on /hoc/
>>154249700>literally NOBODY mentions the wild>immediately talks about them
watch out lads, were creeping into schizo hours.
flames thread next
>>154249700>avs fan>brings up minnesotasays a lot about your mental illness desu, take a snooze
didn't the mild get shutout three games in a row in their only wcf appearance twenty three years ago
Bouchard after the Olympic snub was announced>41 GP, 14-44-58, +25MacKinnon over that same time span>41 GP, 19-38-57, +6
>>154249704ctrl+f tranny, we've been talking about them all night>>154249710>avs out of nowhereabsolutely mindraped
>>154249691Yeah, they try and shift to different topics, like this guy >>154249700 Bringing up the wild outta nowhere
>>154249712and swept.
real new>>154249716
>nigga said topics and discussion like we're not for memes and frenpostingsybau retard
>>154249714>avs out of nowhere>out of nowhereyou don't have to tell us you're retarded bro, we already knew
>>154249720You're such a loser.
>>154249728Nah, that would be team canada in the 2026 Men's AND Women's hockey gold medal games.
>>154249730don't forget sled hockey
i'm making it oilers themed if youdon't make a new one soon
>>154249712And yet they're beating the Oilers in the WCF this year. Curious
>>154249715When a mildtranny makes a threads, you should call them out. The key way you can tell it's a mild tranny thread is if they are getting mindraped by the avs.>>154249725I know the avs have mindraped you, but you can stop bringing them. Earlier you thought I was from Texas. So which is it?
>>154249712it's more impressive that they got there so soon with the dogshit expansion rules + another team the same year
one goal in the wcf throughout your entire existence is really pathetic literally the least successful team in the nhl aside from columbus
>>154249743>When a mildtranny makes a threadssorry i'm not terminally online to the point of following your e-celebs, bro
>>154249752whatever helps you sleep at night tranny
>>154249760>trannyMY STARS MENTIONED :)))))))))))
>i'm not obsessedhe cries, talking about the 2003 season
>>154249751Columbus at least has the sweep over the Bolts.
>>154249591no talking during class
>>154249605grim i wanted the knights game early on sunday
>>154249679>oilers wcf
>>154249679>unconditionally support any Canadian team in the finals.There's is not a single American team I prefer less than the leafs. If the Stanley Cup finals was leafs vs knights I'd completely cheer for the knights. The >Canadians have to cheer for a Canadian teamIs a meme. The Oilers are semi respected but most Canadians hate other Canadian teams other than their own.t. Sens fan I'd rather a Canadian team never win the cup again if the that means the leafs don't win
