1st for an injury free honest playoffs.
this is the thread
1st for hoping Bitchkinnon gets mutilated on the ice and dies
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now jamming out to Neutral Milk Hotel as a cooldown.
>>154249747
If you’re a retard and a bight a ticket to see florence and the machine philly then I have some bad news for you because that show got cancelled.>>154249747
Enwoye les boys
>>154249759>beiouiox!!!!!
>>154249759Tampa/Montreal is going to be so fun but I'm going to unfortunately need to root for Tampa because Quebec is full of faggots.
My penguins (:
>>154249768anon I don't blame you supporting the team because they're world class players and they have earned their place, but you have to realize you are, by proxie, supporting the people of Tampa Bay and Floriduh in general and that's just a really sucky thing to do.Quebec is the homeland of hockey. You don't have to like it but it is the lesser of two weevils
>>154249825kys russell crowe.
>fr*nch-ca*ada>fl*r*dacan they both lose?
>>154249830ew he's New Zealic. not authentic Aussie and isn't even eligible for citizenship here because he doesn't satisfy the requirement to demonstrate permanent substantial ties to the country.also he bashed someone with a telephone
>>154249796Hope we get one last Sid vs Giroux in R2
Yeah my Kings are gonna get booty blasted in the first round but at least we're not Canadian
>>154249759Boo our anthem because you're jealous of a real country
r8 me and/or h8 me
>>154249875Retard
>>154249875the saƒe bet is Dallas/Tampon but you're allowed to dream anon
>>154249894When was the last time the "safe bet" ended up being the true finals/champion?Something unexpected always happens
>>154249908last year
>>154249908idunno actually that's kind hard to determine. and I can't even remember last week
>>154249913gary...
>>154249913I think Dallas v Florida was considered the safe bet at the start of the playoffs
>>154249930Sure, but the safe bet was Florida winning again and they did.
>>154249930>I thinkexactly.
I think we have a winner
why does it say missed required parameters when i hit save?
>>154249964soul
>>154249972It's trying to warn you you're way too far off the script
>>154249972Did the same to me at first but I got it work eventually
>>154249972>average game ending 6-4 and going 7 games>>154249964I think we would witness a live suicide if McDavid lost his third straight SCF to old man Crosby
>>154249964I call this the “Crosby rapes Canada bracket”
Good turnout so far despite /hoc/ and /sp/ slow as fuck now. Make sure to put the bracket league in the op.
thinkin the knights win it all.
>>154250029Ground control to major tard Can you hear me major tard?
New Chris OC with Anzu
>>154250029Retard
>>154250052>tf>tpkwab 1993 2014
>>154250059please don't post my bracket team's name. thx.
now copejeet cant talk about gonig to the moon anymore because a leaf has been to space more recently than his shit team run by retards has won anything lmao
oh damn I'm out of tabasco I'll have to use green cholula on muh pidser
>>154250059kek you answered which implies you are major tardthanks for playing!
Last year I was 3 for 4 in the final four with Dallas, Carolina, and Florida all correct.This year it would be REALLY nice if I could be proven wrong gary but you wont let that happen. You have a game to grow and goyim to exploit.
>>154250077ya boilin
>>154250082>carolina>scfcmtsu
>>154250090naw he got you take the L
>>154250099oh i don't take ls kwab
>>154250103i wonder if he's the food/player pairing poster
hoc more like gay retard vagina avoiders LOL LMAO
>>154250076you should get some pickerel, it's delicious on pizza
damn, I wish I could have squirted all over his face too
>>154250121kek
Won my fantasy league by 55 points. What a marathon 6 1/2 months of day-to-day roster management is. I won. I'm a winner.
>>154250130but you could have spent all that effort and attention trading microfractions of bitcoin and now you could potentially have increased your fraction by $100 in a currency that you cannot exchange for money
>>154250136Jerking off to my fantasy team winning is worth $104.52, so, again, I won.
>>154250130You should apply to be the next Wings GM when they fire Steve
Good to see the right message is being relayed to my players. Really must help team bonding.
>>154250163I don't feel comfortable solving their roster and cap problems.
>>154250181What is the significance of this twink faggot holding some random puck in the hallway?
about to go microwave some cordogs and maybe have some mint choccy after
I just found out red velvet cakes aren't even made with strawberries or raspberries it's just chocolate cake with red food coloring what the fuck that's some jewish deception right here.
>>154250185
8,086 goals scored this season
my damn package is a town over but says it won't be delivered until tuesday
>>154250193fuck you faggot fucker. go suck some more faggot playoff-missing faggot's cock some more.
>>154250211what's in your damn package
>>154250218a vinyl record
Happy bud+4 to all those who celebrate
>>154250220post your victrola
>>154250210>gets the train run on him by literally every decent team he faced in the 25-26 seasonkek...this is shorks..."future" kek.
>>154250227cope i have a cheap but sufficient audio technica
Lets go
>>154250225thanks you too
>>154250244Retard
>>154250244retarded pad-flagged retard.
>>154250249Oh I didn't see the image download.
here's what will happen.
>>154249964Tie breaker 67 btw
>>154250257Now that’s peak retard
My flames :(
>>1542502604KEK how many games is the scf in your mind
the REAL script
>>154250262what the hell that's about as accurate as it gets
>>154250267Retard
>>154250257Wow did i switch time lines to planet retard
>>154250267i'd be surprised if the mammary glandsies got out of the first round to be desu
>>154250273very dishonorburu postu
>>154250232cope this is you
>>154250281cope i don't hand crank anything
hand cranking myself at the present
A lot of people think the >stors will bounce the Avs in the 2nd but the >stors aren't coached by DeBoer anymore which is Bednars Kryptonite in the playoffs. And Avs completely crush dullass on 5v5.PP of the Avs has been ramping up since Kadri came back so probably shouldn't get fucked by special teams either.
>>154250257gary....plz
>>154250303
>>154250302neither of your faggot teams are making it to "the 2nd", so shut your cock slot and cry about it. faggot.
>>154250257There will be so much crying about the playoff format if a Pacific team wins the Stan Lee
>>154250312>Thinking Kings are going to beat the Avs in round 1Mega retard alert.
>>154250267Eat cock randy
>>154250302also, otter could carry now that deboer is out of the picture
>>154250320maybe every game goes to triple OT and the kings somehow pull it off
>>154250320>pad-flagged retard doesn't know that "his avies :)))))))))))))))))))))))" are the biggest 1st round FRAUDS of gary's era.kek. retard.
>>154250329*mario mushroom sound* :)))))
Posted without comment
>>154250338basedcific chads
>>154250329
>>154250343>y-y-y-yeah but that one gary covid year!!!!!kwab.
>>154250343it's 2026 now
I think my Mammoth are going to bootyblast all these shit teams
Got banned from reddit :(
Welp i'm driving to utah next week for my sisters graduation. Might try to catch a game.
>>154250348>>154250349
what did he mean by that
>pad-flag is swinging for the fences and striking outkek. embarrassing.
HEY EH EHCOME OUT AND PLAY
>>154250358I wonder if the Mammoth still have the fan-friendly concession pricing
>>154250376>plz come to our games...plz....Arizona should have tried this shit.
>>154250372offspring sucks
>>154250376>>154250378Mormons don't like the drunk rowdy sports arena atmospheres but it makes sense. Their draft beers are reasonably-priced and you get a cool pint to take home with you according to my roomates
>>154250267>>154250252>>154250257>>154250082These so called (((anal)))ysts are predicting that if the Habs pass through first round then they have a shot at being in the finals.
>>154250144and now you can get a fortchanne gold passe
>>154250338Pacific reparations for Calgary not making it last year despite having more points than Montreal and New Jersey
>>154250389>analysts>from canadawe call that cope here
>not a single one of you has simulated the Bruins getting past the first roundwe'll show you
>>154250381I WONT PAY I WONT PAYA NO WAY EH EH EH
>>154250362Moving the goalposts.
>>154250406we do that here
>>154250395Those analysts also predicted mostly from Sportsnet and TSN that habs would get swept in first by laffs back in 21. That was the last time I remember laughing so hard.
>>154250414sora would be a nucks fan
>>154250414they btfo my knighties that year :(was that the year alan walsh and fleury decided to blow up the room with the sword picture?
might go grab another beer and get baked lads
>>154250421based
>>154250421I wish I still had gummies but instead I'm destroying my biome with wine and IPA tonight.Oh and destroying mine ears with headphones which get louder and louder as the sauce goes in
>>154250421Might finish this last shot and get baked bro
>>154250462pops me everytime
I didn't know they had shrek cum there
FUCK cilantro
>>154250415Kingdom Hearts in Mighty Ducks universe when?
>>154250492Probably never, it'll be all pixar/star wars/marvel/live action shit now as Disney decide what Disney worlds they can use.
>>154250480
Chipotle, more like Chipotegay lol
>>154250477its not bad as a complement to the spicy salsa
>>154250508>Gretzky 4 cups>Howe 4 cups>Lemieux 2 cups>McDavid 0 cupsFucking embarrasing really.
rank 1 on the bracket challenge bro's
Got some oatmeal and when I finish it, it's COFFE time
Celebrini will win all the cups and art ross trophy awards. People wont remember Mcdavid
>>154250528huomenta :DDDDdon't forget the vodka and cigarette
Drunk and playing air guitar bros im ripping it
>>154250528more like finnish it amirite
>>154250554played my irl guitar today
>>154250566
>>154250570YA GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED
You should get a dj contoller. Girls these days are into djs not guitarists
peekaboo
>>154250575girls are gay
>>154250575jaying dee is so fucking soulless
>>154250508>>154250521How do you market a superstar for the league who never even won a single cup? Doesn't matter how many times you've won a Art Ross or a Hart trophy I don't think normies even cars about that.
>>154250575Sick, i can rip my limp bizkit songs
>>154250602based dj lethal fan
>>154250604Kek, based RIP Otoo
>>154250614>john ottoTAKE EM TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE
Gretzky won the cup in year five. Celebrini will do it in year four
>>154250633Celebrini is the one kid in the group project who does all the work and everyone else masturbates and nods along.He'll turn to drugs soon. Especially if anything happens to his beloved Will
>>154250633>>154250642Would he ever able to win a cup in a poverty team?
>>154250655It's impossible
This time I'm gonna let it all come outThis time I'ma stand up and shout
IMA DO THINGS MY WAYIT'S MY WAYmy way or the highway
OOOOOOHHH WRITTEN IN THE STARS
HEY EH EH DON'T PAY NO MIND YOUR UNDER 18TEEN YOU WONT BE DOI NG ANY TI-E-IME HEY EH EHCOME OUT AND PLAYTHE OFFICIAL /HOC/ BRACKET CHALLENGE ! SIGN UP NOW!https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
>>154250736oh that shit sucks
>>154250731>>154250744
>>154250744Nah u do queermo
>>154250731>cm punk>finn>rhea>trick willy>brock>pentatoo many faces in my list. who wins as a heel? maybe jade wins. i hope for a kino punk heel turn for punk/roman.
If the canucks chose Jt Miller over Pettershit they would be in the playoffs
>>154250759Literally the only match worth watching is oba/brock
>>154250752nah the offspring is dogshit
CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN
i knew a guy who liked billy talent. his nice wife died of cancer a decade ago.
>>154250803kek based
>>154250777man how nuts is it to think the first (and actually last) hoccie game I ever had was NHL 95. I stopped playing video games very young so never continued with it.
cant sleep bros, busy thinkgn about pucks
>>154250821no games today bro
>>154250803jej>rags
>>154250803Rip the Coping Bozos on R/Rags.
>>154250821>thinkgn about pucks
>>154250642>masturbatemore like have their way with him
>>154250655Impossible, look at Oilers.
>need to sleep but cant and didn't get home from traveling until 1:00am today and just now hitting the optimal levels of drunk and stoned
reckon this was our king
>>154250841this gif genuinely made excess blood flow to my penis fyi
>>154250864>massively downboatedi kneel
>>154250866how slutty is he do you think
>>154250841bedard acting so tsundere here
>>154250864Yeah, kek.
i am drunk one-eying everything
>>154250913literally same lmaot. eye is closed as i type this
>>154250919based and same
>>154250885he's the sluttiest slut to have ever slutted
>>154250864The rags last game was in tampa the other day and some dude made a thread like "will cuylle gave my daughter a stick" so i asked how old his daughter was and they didnt like that so then i explained that usually they give sticks to little kids not 20 year old girls and that cuylle probably wants to fuck his daughter and they didnt like that either and the guy was like "gross dude shes a teen" so i said "maybe you shouldnt be blasting pictures of her all over the internet" and that REALLY pissed them off
>>154250947jen!
>>154250947based. fuck those coping bozo pedos.
bought new slippers this week bros, shit is so cash
>>154250965i co?uld use some house slippers bro, what did ya get?
>>154250947>and they didn't like that>and they didn't like that either>and that REALLY pissed them offfirst ballot imo
>>154250968Dearfoams, they're less than $25-30 at Walmart
>>154250980thanks bro!
>>154250947all this shit needs to stop. titty teens being slutty in the stands at actual games is so fucking not on. give pucks and hockey sticks to little kids and make their day, and ignore everyone who's going to go home and stink their bedroom up later that night.
>noticing teen titties in the crowd during hockey gamesWhyyyyyyy would a guyyyyyy....at this hour of the night, come all the way from New Zealand to comment about underage girls breasts? You see how this looooooooooks?
>>154251040straya m8
I'm up at this hour taking a diabolical marner
>>154251061oh we don't call those that here now
>>154251040We love U18 girls hockey here. We are always keeping an eye out for the next Bilka.
>>154251058is it true you guys love lasagna? I lived with an aussie this past winter. great dude, had a bunch of great drugs, but would always make a killer lasagna.
Pretty gay & pedo up in here
>>154251131
>>154251097cherish that memory anon, lasagna in Australia is generally fucking vomit inducing. of course people cook nice things at home, but if you see "lasagna" on a random menu anywhere it's fucking horse shit. they don't use cheese inside, they use glops of bechemel which isn't even seasoned. Australia has a lot going for it but food is a goddamned rollercoaster
>>154251163it's the north/south italian immigrant divide. american lasagna is neapolitan or sicilian or something (and superior).
>>154250803imagine if /hoc/ was genuinely this gay im glad 4chan has hard limiters on making sure this can never happen >including anime in post to contradict my first statement
>>154251176This checks out actually. I met an Italian recently who said pizza and coffee in Australia is much better than where he's from, but he said "oh well, not if you go south, but definitely most of Italy". Weird.
>>154251163>>154251176gonna miss day-drinking and cooking lasgne with that dude. It was so fucking good.
>>154251176Why are northern italians so shit at cooking? Arent they the rich fucks?
wheres jen
Jersey kidJazz guitaristOptions traderPoker playerPublished authorMath wizSecret formula ranked Jesper Bratt 3rd best OA in 2016 behind Matthews and LaineThe man, the myth, the legend
>>154251176>>154251260>>154251275To be fair my papa (maternal grandfather) was descended from some town near the Swiss border and he made amazing sauce and left behind a whole shoebox of great recipes. Very unrelated but pic is his harmonica, which his grandfather bought in Switzerland for his father, which he inherited and then my mum gave it to me.
>>154251316that man is from india
>>154251316New Delhi Devils
>>154251432I also would have accepted the Delhi Delis
and yet
i went full retard go sunbelt :D
>>154251721this is sadly what's going to happen, and all those fat southerners who don't even know how hockey works will piss on our icy, O6 graves
>>154251721mildcuck aint gonna like this
oh fuck it's almost 5am rocky mountain time lolUtah might win a few games but oh man, Utah cops are gonna be on the prowl for the next few weeks buds, especially in the city. its gonna be an absolute shitshow but have fun.
>>154251819https://youtu.be/681j5hocckU?si=HioXeqyHt6EtIGaqIdunno man I spent a few days in Salt Lake and the city was completely dead for normal people (like, actually dead, not even occasional cars passing after 5pm), and yet homeless people were shitting and pissing along every fence and curb. Cops? Unconfirmed.
I was making my way home from work and on the Osaka metro they had news Colorado Avalanche had smashed their previous franchise points record. Also it was on some news program briefly.
>>154251857It's got some good shit though. If you're not a club dude, there's tons of dive-y fun joints around the city.
mormon heretics OUT
you can pick your friendsyou can pick your nosebut you can't pick your team
>>154252084>Macklin's mantra
>>154252084the Flames picked me
Hot take coming through, don't mind me
>>154252127I wouldn't rule this out, this actually might happen. I would hate to see Dallas get there but I would hatemost to see Lightning get there. Interesting.
the scf is going to be ducks vs bruins isn't it
>>154252127Dabres cup would be kino and spiritually would end 1993
>>154252127Dallas aren’t beating Avs.
allow me to enrage most of you, with my bracket.
I even made a nice little mock promotional poster
>>154252127cringe>>154252191grim>>154252196cringe
>>154252191Sovlful SCF, and I'd be okay with the outcome even as a dabres fan because I'd be okay with McMeme finally getting his Cup
Pretty weird scheduling Gary
>>154252231get a load of this cuck
>>154252231i'd like the soilers to win but if the soilers don't win i want the dabres to win
>>154252251You should kill yourself
>>154252260i won't
>>154252297...yet.
>>154252297Well, your loss I guess
Leave society, be a monkeCollect some sticks, Find a tree, and move into it
>>1542521865th times the charm, right? lol
>>154252387dullass don’t have Debore this year. So they won’t play shitty turtle hockey and clog up the neutral zone.That and dullass have been PP and Shootout merchants this year. Shootout doesn’t exist and refs are more lenient on calls as it’s “play off hockey”
Had a frosted honey bun and mocha monster coffee for fastbreak
>Kings make it in as an extremely undeserving 8th seed>Face a presidents trophy team that's been to a final in the past few seasons>Anze Kopitar has his last seasonBet the over on the kings NOW
on this day 4 years ago bud 1 and has kept the streak going for 1461 days
April 17 2022there was a bud1 in the streets tell me where were you
>>154252705Here in this very hockey general watching the gruesome act take place
>>154252616its going to be kings vs oilers in the conference finals with kings winning and going to the cup
>>154252732trb took stephen's load right to the face
>>154252705Disney World, Animal Kingdom. It was a hot day and we left early to have Easter supper.
A reporter asks this question to Matthews."For yourself personally is this the place you want to be or would reject the suggestion that you should not be here going forward?"Yeah... I think all that stuff there is always noise and chatter ummm I think personally I don't pay attention I just focus on myself and on this team and try to be part of a solution."What my Captain would say is " I am the Captain of this team. I will be back and fully healthy and I will lead this team to the Stanley Cup Playoffs and win it all!""I want to be here, I love this organization and I will do everything in my power to win in Toronto! This year just remove it from history. Next year we go to war! I am honored to wear this Jersey and cannot wait to get on the Ice to win it all for this organization and these fans!"This is what I want to hear from our Captain.
>>154252612Yum. For me, it’s orange monster
>laffs
>>154252826literally the worst one, the fuck is wrong with you?
trb prefers the budston cream doughnut if you catch my drift
>>154250947Will Cuylle is gonna get traded for a better player
>>154251316Imagine your shining claim to fame is finding Jesper Bratt
>>154252853>trbrighto, enough is enough. who exactly is trb anyway
>>154252870never post here again faglord
>>154252870You need to lurk at least 7 seasons before posting
>>154252844I’ve always liked orange soda
xhe rb is the guy who lost to bud. his legacy
Sunny Mehta sounds like a dude who will be fleeced constantly but get loved by faglords like GayFresh because he brings in players who are "analytically good" but can't score/can't defend
>>154252877>>154252879oh gosh
>shartattleAt least it's a progressive and diverse city
Speaking of budAll the trees have buds :)
>>154252934And most of the buds have trees :]
finna filter australia
>>154252616Unbelievably kino
>>154252826For me it's Ultra Zero white. Orange isn't bad but it's far from the greatest. (I also really like Khaotic and Strawberry Dreams, but don't tell anyone >_>)
Real zoomer hours
>drinking artificial sugar slopnone of you retards can skate
>>154252796>laffs
>Florida is locked into a top 10 pick anyways>Toronto has the 5th overall (for now)>blues can move up twice in the top 15 Fully expecting the rags to win mckenna
>>154252870It's their cute inside joke. Don't bother with it. I know what it is, but it's not even funny. It's like a boomer reference from 20 years ago for them.
>>154253001JLMI
>>154252870It's just the resident queers queering off.
>>154252870>>154253019>>154253027>xhe rb bubblin n boilin on vpnKWAB1
>>154252870worst poster in /mlb/
>>154253027shit gimmick
>>154253019this is exactly what I assumed as obvious, good to know, thanks anon.>>154253027mhm
>>154253027Thoughts on the anniversary of bud reaming you?
Mother fucker google doc
Mother fuckers saved my post on a google doc
dad opened the damn package
waiting by the phone hoping I get the call for one last Mania payday
so which game are we watching tomorrow
It’s bud+4 make a wish
>>154252980Strawberry is good
>>154253096all of them
>>154253096They’re all on at different times watch them all
Gettin' raped on a chilly SunI fought bud and bud1I fought bud and bud1
>>154252869>jeet>finds a player named brapp
any good first round matchups?
>>154252920Public stat nerds on xitter mocked Zito for wasting a 3rd round pick in a trade for Brandon Montour. When journos asked Zito why he'd trade for a guy with poor analytics, he was surprised and said internal team analytics showed Montour to be a good player. Montour led the team in minutes played in the '24 cup run, including 58 minutes of ice time in the 4OT win over the Canes, and scored some clutch goals that sank the elite Bruins teams in R1.
>>154253096I’m going to try to watch as many as possible but I’m prioritizing the wild vs stars game
>>154253119>Jeet>Never played hockey>Only knows spreadsheets>Is magically anointed as the reason the Panthers do well>Is not explained>Suddenly the biggest name because jeet
>>154253131Yeah
*turns up jamiroquai*
Thank you Oilers social media
just checked the schedule and they forgot to list detroit's games?
>>154250777I'm an NHL 2004 kind of guy myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz2F-9vQoXAAlso nice trips
>>154253152nice raped bitch gif
>>154253133Montour was instrumental to the Panthers first run, but the kraken just throwing a wad of cash at him while not understanding what made him work is why analytics are tricky. Zito is a smart man, but he's definitely got a brain trust that helps. Mehta feels like a guy who just knows people and is gonna get raped by teams who know how to value assets. Welcome back John Chayka
>>154253158Cope he's the next Mike Grier and it's racist if you say otherwise
>>154253147Jen
>>154253131Sabres/Bruins is very sovl
>>154253170Mike Grier is just as bad, he should be lucky that Celebrini is good. Shorks literally are just Celebrini and Smith. No defensemen worth a shit
>>154253147kek based
fuck the playoffs and fuck you :)
>>154253131dallas/minnesota will be the most skilledvegas/utah will be a fun disastertampa/montreal will be goodpittsburgh/philadelphia will be a KINO retard fight
>>154253158Yeah seems like he'd be best as an AGM running the stats department and to have a guy experienced in trades or contracts as GM, but then again he'd still be in Florida if the Debbies hadn't given him a promotion.Also, a mental slip made me forget those biggest heroics of his were in the '23 finals run and he had multiple good playoffs .He was still the 2nd most important D in '24 after Forsling.
>>154253193>being rude
>>154253254This but the opposite
>>154253269Devils are gonna be a risky team to watch because they still have no identity. Are they just gonna go all in on skill and finesse? That team has been in identity limbo for years now.
>>154253193this. i didn't want to be /playoffsbound/ anyway
Has the Vancouver experiment taught nothing about Swedish GMing?
>>154253279>expecting leafs fans not to be rudeEveryone hates them so they hate everyone else.
>>154253325The canucks have issues beyond a swedish general manager. That idiot owner caused more issues
>>154253330hey omar
>>154253325>Allvin firedWell it taught the Canucks something
Canucks dont even have a practice facility when a poverty franchise like the Sens have one
>>154253325with swedes you ____?
>>154253325>laffs
>>154253342>laffs
>>154253131Unironically stars/wildProbably will be the best series of round 1. Tampa/Montreal and pens/flyers will be close 2nd/3rd.
>>154253390>>154253396>laffs
>>154253358practice makes Our Sennies perfect :)
>>154253405>laffs
>>154253111Checked and kek'd
>>154253405>laffs HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Just poopin muh briefs ladsSpeaking of poopy briefs>laffs
>>154253193I see your shit team didn’t make it
>>154253358The bare minimum for teams should at least be a practice facility
Just took a shower and am now doing laundry :)
They're calling it the most soulless first round of all time
>Treliving fired>Fitzgerald fired>Allvin fired>Yzerman still gainfully employedWhen does Gary step in to fix the Detroit situation?
>>154253491>unironically the best first round in years>some stupid retards call it “soulless”Shut the fuck up retard
>>154253503Trust the plan, it's not his fault they don't have that dog in them They were top of the division 2 months ago
>>154253503Analytics bros...we won
>>154253503Give it some time goy
>>154253503He wants to keep O6 teams in the doghouse perpetually
>>154253503Why doesn't Chris Illitch give a fuck? That's the issue
>>154253509>Unironically>Says something ironicallyLmao
>>154253491Habs' salty runback and the battle of Pennsylvania are quite soulful thoughbeit
Guys why are the Rangers not on the Tele schedule?
>>154253515SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND GO ALL IN ON NOTHING
>>154253503Detroit is spiritually an Ontario team and will continue to be managed like one
>>154253515"We traded for Evan Rodrigues with our 3rd" ahhh general manager
>>154253534This desu senpai
>>154253503Mistake of hiring a club legend
>>154253515with the power of math this man found brad Marchand last year when no one else had even heard of him
>>154253526Shit teamShit fansShit franchise
>>154253566At least my Kitchener Rangers are in :)Shame abou5 my Greyhoundsies :(
>Flyers made the playoffs>And they have next year's Calder favoriteIt's not fair...
>>154253563Mehta's track record draft wise isn't even that good.
>>154253576Porter Martone is NOT the calder favorite brotein shake
Jackies Bros... They're gonna call us fat stinking losers again...
>>154253584>Already a PPG wingerWho is the better favorite than him next year? McKenna? (Lol)
>>154253563You think the calculator boy is good, wait until Pelley hires the ChatGPT avatar of Eric Tulsky
>>154253584someone get this hothead out of here
>>154253590>AlreadyBold of you to assume Tocchet isn't gonna say enough and bench him for a third liner
>>154253491>Sabres finally make playoffs>Battle of PA>Habs are good enough to eliminate one of Gary's Sunbelt teams>Sens are good enough to eliminate one of Gary's Sunbelt teams >Not getting LA/EDM for a fifth time>Aves have the President's Trophy curse >Mammoth could go on a meme run>Wild could go on a meme runYour post is bait, so congrats, you got me to respond.
>>154253491>vegas vs Utah >buffalo vs Boston >tampa vs Montreal >philadelphia vs Pittsburgh All kino
>>154253491>COL vs LAKColorado is cool. Kings are irrelevant. >DAL vs MINGreat series. Too bad Gary Playoffs made this a 1st round matchup>VGK vs UTADon't care about the Coyotes>EDM vs ANAOkay series. Anaheim is irrelevant>BUF vs BOSNot falling for the Sabres love fest.>TBL vs MTLSame at EDM vs ANA. MTL is irrelevant>CAR vs OTTReddit: The Series>PIT vs PHIWould be interesting if the rivalry wasn't dead
looking for a franchise defenseperson and a proven leader? i have just the guy
>>154253600>Tocchet>Benching a 6'3 good ol' Canadian boyNot happening
>>154253607Shut the fuck up dylan
for me, it's filadelfia vs pitspök
>>154253607Rude
>>154253609Darn Nurse will save the Nuckies
>>154253607everyone point and laugh at this fag
>>154253611He will make one mistake and bench him. He did that to Barkey also
>>154253491I think Gary and his interns made a good circus.
>COL vs LAKanze's last ploffs>DAL vs MINvery good>VGK vs UTAwon't even be watching a minute>EDM vs ANAyou ducks have a chance to kwab macdavid>BUF vs BOSshould be a lot of fun>TBL vs MTLless fun but still fun>CAR vs OTTterrible>PIT vs PHIlast battle of pennsylvania in the crosby/malkin era
>>154253630o my... yvonne was HUGE
Craig Button is doing his retarded act again by putting Stenberg 4th and Malhotra 11th
My teams play against each other :(
i have the leaked script :)
>>154253566This but laffs.
>>154253670newfag
we need a buffalo vs minnesota final
>>154253520high off his little caeser's supply
>>154253658Canes are scheduled to win only 10 games this year, they'll get 16 in 2032.
>>154253658Impossible because the hurricanes aren't winning past round 2
your team isn't battle-testedyou have no chancetry again next year
>>154253632>4'11 Barkey vs 6'3 MartoneTocchet has a clear preference for one of these guys
>>154253607>Sens and Canes are Reddit teams?
Carolina has to actually play a team that isn't the Islanders or devils in round 1, pray for them
>>154253658nordiques vs whalers scf... sovl
>>154253673>laffs
>>154253654Just enjoy the show then ojvind :)
why are gary's interns so retarded?
i will be watching canadas team this playoffs, the toronto raptors
>>154253735
these long hours before the playoffs start are the worst.
>>154253726Uh oh, the globohomo leaves won't be pleased with this.
>>154253726It should be Kucherov
PICKARD IS BACK!!!!
>Mats Sundin is in Toronto to meet with the #leafs about a potential role in the new management structure, per sourcesYeah, that'll fix things
>>154253726They can't even schedule games properly
God dammit I thought the 'offs started today. Back to sleep I guess.
>>154253750The draft lottery should always be on the day between the end of the regular season and the start of the playoffs (today)
>>154253808dont come fag queerface
>>154253726Yeah, Barkov should win this.
>>154253797I love this slice of swiss cheese like you wouldn't imagine
>>154253812Go away ESL
>>154253750I’ll go to the bar to keep myself occupied
The Ducks are about to get killed aren't they?
>>154253852It'll be exciting though
when do the leafs play?
>>154253852Not as hard as the Kings are about to get TRB'd by the Avs.
>>154253868Tee time is at 2
>>154253852Looking at some of their last games of the season and.... well what would make you think that?
x.com/SunnyMehtaX/status/2045110178949845386>Fellow @NJDevils Fans,>Wake it up. Shake it out.>Does anything still move you since you're educated now?...>Do you believe there's still some magic left somewhere inside our souls?/ourguy/ dropping the deepest LinkedIn wisdom nukes
but HNIC said sennecke will peak higher than mcdavid so i'm not worried
>>154253927GO HABS GO
ducks fly together
>>154253879it's >our goal song, pekkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n-znIqAPGg
>>154253951They're about to fly right out of the playoffs
>>154253964Number 1 pedos
I'm the dominant shitlord in this chat. Remember this.
>>154253977Yes, sir, Señor Shitlord
>>154253953They should probably try to be above 27th in goal scoring if they wanted people to remember the lyrics.
>>154253781The Oilers won 0 games when McDavid didn't get a point. Tampa won games when Kucherov skipped out for a sore bussy
Look at this absolute fucking dork
>>154253970>being a pedo is LE BADfuck off reddit
How seething would oilers nation be if they losted in the first round series kek
>>154253986you should probably try not being a faggot
>>154253874Finish to the regular season is a meme. Panthers were 3-6-1 entering last year's playoff.
>>154253995Oh so you don't think it's cool to be a mormon hypebeast?
>>154253995that's just how mormons look
>>154253977you're a buttfucking moron is what you are
>>154253995>muh sneakersgod I hate wiggers
>>154253995Mr Smith is the Uber Mormon makes me wonder why the NHL hasn't been in SLC longer This place was made for lame white people's activities
06/07 run it back
>>154253995>hello fellow young people
>>154253988
>>154254034Soul bracket
>>154254034Are the sens even in lol
>>154254006The Ducks would go on to win the Lee, and McDumbass would learn nothing from the experience
Chudgoyclique make a foid shake
>>154253872JEN
>>154253995why do all these rich gen x'ers act like they're 15?
>>154254034Even included the Sens-Sabres ECF rematch. Kino.
>>154254034This might cause greatest asspain, so is approved. t. The Dominant Shitlord
>>154253995I wonder if he’s ever worn those sneakers
>>154254067No chance. Sneakertards love flexing their wealth by never using their south Asian sweatshop trinkets.
>>154254037Why does he look like a quadroon?
go flyers
>>154254082They remind me of pokemon card collectors
Grown ahh man talmbout wearing sneakers grow up
>>154254064>TDSWhy do we keep accruing acronym men? What in Gary's name is wrong with this place?
An entire day off? IN MY GARY LEAGUE?
>>154254106
>>154254067Those shoes look NBA player-sized to me but feet are weird, my dad was about as tall as me (6'0"-ish) and he wore size 7s while I wear 12s or 13s (I have a small penis)
>>154254094kek or beanie babies
>>154254112Hey I also am a 12-13 shoe wearer (large penis category)
>>154254094I hate charitard fags so much
>>154254106See you on Saturday, goy
>>154254115The chinese zodiac beanie babies were cool
I currently have no updates for /hoc/ regarding the size of my penis
Anybody have any cool playoff oc?
>>154254131Year of the Horse Sex Story
>>154254131the best beanie baby was claude the crab
>>154254106The players need to rest and mentally prepare
>>154254155https://www.ebay.com/itm/255569555291
We're not recycling.
>>154254179>>154254179>>154254179
My grandma wouldn't let us have beanie babies or any stuffed animals as a kid because she was paranoid they were germ traps that attracted dust
>>154254177>>154254177>>154254177New
>>154254170Tom Fitzgerald says that's a good deal
>>154253879Simon Nemec and a 2027 1st for Robert Thomas ahhh general manager
>>154254064i hope bud rapes you
