footy tonight>Geelong v Footscray, 7.20, GMHBA>Sydney v GWS, 7.50, SCG
iggs
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154250509>>154250472 >whoever asks first loses. just date her with zero expectations and focus on how you feel about and around her and convey that when she inevitably asks "where do you see this going?" or "am I girlfriend material?"How come you lose if you ask first? And what are ways to answer those questions without giving her the ick?
why are peanutbutter cups not a bigger thing in Australia. these things are delicious, would be nice if we didn't have to import them. also hate how each piece has the little wrapper cup on it, annoying to take off for each one I eat
this is my intuitive guess about what happened>Hollands has adhd and possibly was recently diagnosed, got medicated>untreated adhd regularly leads to addictions/ alcoholism etc that explains past>This is the reason he was let back into the side as it seemed like he was "on the right track" etc>fast forward to yesterday>combination of bad sleep due to medication/ anxiety etc>"Oh fuck it's the big game and my chance to prove myself" >Takes 10 dexies an hour before game and then possibly more through the duration of game. the medication in small doses had likely been helping him, and he had little awareness of side effects with big doses. >totally fries him>nobody acts or does anything because they "know" of his conditions, easier to ignore>Carlton find this out but can't say it's drugs because it's technically a prescription medication. Pretty sure it's also illegal for them to disclose medical information so the best they can do is say it's mental health
has there been an announcement around gather round yet or are they still negotiating
>>154250546decent read
>>154250546imagine doing damage control on this general where only 50 or so people in the entire country will see lolI hope you're at least getting paid
>>154250542The peanut butter in them tastes awful, so waxy.
>>154250562what do you think he just decided to get fucked up before a game?
>>154250539Try not to over think things mate, if she likes you then you're doing a good job.
>>154250539asking first shows you are more invested than heer and can make her feel like she's getting put on the spot or has to lead the relationship. both ick inducing.>what are ways to answer those questionsdepends entirely on what you want from dating her. In my experience it's more important to be true to yourself and share that truth with her, if she gets the ick so be it, did you a favor and you can move on quickly. never modify or filter your behavior trying to angle for a certain outcome. You'll just become a performative husk of yourself.t. made every mistake you can
girls can only truly like you if you don't show interest
>>154250539ok you want to know the trick to seeming more desirable to her rather than being brave and just saying hey "I want to this thing we've got going on to take the next step as in we are an exclusive item" which risks scaring her off and you stop getting to have sex wit her. The cowardly approach is to make yourself seem more scarce and a finite. As in you start banging other chicks and not so subtly imply that you are seeing other chicks. She will naturally see that other chicks value what you have as well and be more willing to fight for you because you are now a hot social commodity. It will also stop you from fretting about her banging other dudes because now you have options. You might find you like the other chicks more. She might be like he hasn't messaged me for a few days what's going on and message you to see what's up. "Sorry babe I'm out with a friend tonight I'll get back to you tomorrow." Then maybe you drum up the courage to ask her to be your girl friend which as it's not as big a loss now since you're dating other chicks and getting sex from them. The problem with this strategy is it more often to not leads her to cheating on you. "Well we were first dating he was with other chicks" and "I bet he's with that other girl tonight instead of his mates at the footy, oh this hot guy just dm'd me I'm gunna get back at him by hooking up with this guy.">tldr So instead of being an insecure little coward just say "hey I like you will you be my girl friend."
ITT: Cuckolds
every single one of my fumbles was caused by revealing how much I liked her. Or asking if she felt the same way.Even if you're in love with them, the second you show it they'll run for the hills. They need to think you're better than them for them to "love" you.Law of the jungle innit
hello everyone i am here
>>154250600t. in a broken relationship
watching the league till footy starts melbourne playing
just gymcel and looksmaxx for a couple yeatrs
You know which girls don't play games? 6/10 asians.
>>154250605see>>154250579
>>154250603Hey mate, hope your day went well.
>>154250609>you hab good job?>you hab muhneee?
>>154250616been pretty good long covid wrecked me last week so glad to bounce backadhd kicking me around a bit tho
one of the best things about sea countries is that you can get basically whatever you want from a pharmacy without a gp. often delivered to your door in a few minutes. can't even get extra strength jock itch cream here without a discussion with some gatekeeper.
>>154250631I just started on vyvance, fingers crossed.
>>154250568yesbro!he probably didn't get enough sleep because he was nervous playing against collingwood in a big fixture and needed and upper to get him wired and ready to go.obviously took too much and the rest was history for all to see.
>>154250624exactly Chinese Dragon Lady genes in all of them.
>>154250641good luckthat knocked around my anxiety and ocd so I had to drop down a dosage
>>154250546makes sense
>anxiety riddled vaxxmaxxed maskcattlekek
>>154250609you mean nuns, because lying and manipulation are sinsnuns are lovely though, i wouldn't be totally opposed to one leaving the convent to marry me
>>154250579It's true. You gotta just ball and do your own shit and not be pre occupied with all that noise and you'll be smooth. too many idiots overthink this shit and act like cunt and cock isn't something that's everywhere. sad!>>154250631>long covid Not even a real thing lmao
>>154250650You may be onto something
the opiate of the masses
>>154250666yes it is you imbecile
trust the basedence!
>longcovidvaxx status?
sounds like you might have fibromyalgia. all the hallmarks are present.
let's not re-open old wounds yeah?
>no english>no richardshow fucked are western?
>>154250681nah got that ticked off
>>154250666>you gotta just ball and do your own shit and not be pre occupied with all that noise and you'll be smooth.aka pretend not to care or deny the fact you like a girlthis works for say casual sex etc.. but once you are in a relationship or want to be in one just balln and doing your own thing doesn't work this is where being a playa doesn't help you. You actually have to be a man and express the fact you like the chick and want to take things further.If she gets the ick it's because she's immature and doesn't recognise a confident man being direct about his feelings for her. So she wasn't worth it in the first place. Let her go be with the other guy that she really wants that doesn't value her and keeps her down.>inb4 simp
>>154250695simp
what is a fun fact that most people don't know?
>>154250670How come only lazy, fat and/or women get it then?
60 minutes until geelong's season is OVER
Even pretending you have a girl on the side is like a cheat code. Their ears prick up and they can't even hide it.
European countries have it much easier. If you're in any way serious with another person it is rightly and readily assumed that there's no one else, even if you're not officially in a "relationship" yet, they make themselves exclusive before they're officially exclusive
get yourself a shy, chubby, big tiddy 6.5/10 and you will have a much happier life than chasing girls who think they're hott. happily married man
>>154250546I used to have heaps of dexies when I couldnt get any ice before a big footy matchhe knows what he was doing, mental problems lol
ahemchead gwound
>>154250698Perth has more rainfall on average than London.
>>154250706social media has made every girl think they're hot
>>154250706i would but they won't have me
>>154250695yeah no shit, when your in a relationship you can open up about shit, but you better be prepared to hear about every fucked up thing you've done for the rest of your life. to err is human, to forgive is not in a woman's mental capacity then again thats hot womenif you wanma be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife as old jimmy said
>>154250698There have been intriguing observations related to gravitational lensing—the bending of light due to massive celestial bodies—that sometimes challenge expectations. The James Webb Space Telescope has captured unusual Einstein rings, where light from distant galaxies bends around foreground objects in ways that appear more pronounced or distorted than predicted.While Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity explains how gravity warps spacetime, some recent findings suggest that light bending around massive objects may exhibit unexpected behaviours, possibly due to dark matter distributions, unknown gravitational effects, or subtle deviations in spacetime curvature.>Long story short we have observations in our galaxy that disprove the laws of gravity which is a big deal in physics.
>>154250698Adelaide has a very similar climate to Marseille
>>154250698give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
>>154250706t. toby pink
>>154250715Do you have comprehension issues?
>>154250712also has made them into complete retardsthe women who i actually like hanging around and talking too don't do any of that and work real jobs it's the quality of people your hanging with that matter at the end of the day
>>154250717put the dmt bong down mate
>friday night>4chan>advice on womenkek
>>154250723why are you so upset? did your heart get b-b-broken ;(
>>154250726>also has made them into complete retardsyes, and incredibly boring
>>154250730i say this
>>154250737I'm not upset blud I'm just concerned you can't answer simple questions because you have trouble comprehending them and you are insecure about it hence going into damage control and attacking me.
>>154250740crisp melbourne poster
>You want the Hollands stuff to go away Andrew? Blast Bailey with the forbidden frequency, you know the one
>>154250743no wonder she left your beta ass
>>154250718another fun fact Marseille was historically a Greek city that was a mix between Greeks and Celtic peoples before romans came in and slaughtered everyone
You know, man, all bitches are the same, just like my ho’s. I keep ‘em broke. Wake up one morning with some money in their pockets, they subject to go crazy. I keep ‘em looking good, pretty, and all that, but no dough. When I get a bitch, I got a bitch.
>>154250718i always thought perth's weather was super coastal/desert like and there can't be many places like it but it turns out northern spain is very similar
Let's just all take our Zoloft and relax
>>154250743oh shit the CEO of bitchin' and crying is here
>>154250703How do I do this convincingly
he's STEAMING
heeell jimmeh, it's about damn taaahm
>>154250717>disprove the laws of gravitythe laws are unchanging, it was just our current understanding of them that was flawed.
>>154250760Memorise reviews of prossies and say them out loud mid convo.
>>154250770bozo
Damn both games at the two worst stadiums in Australia.
>>154250702>t. slicker
>>154250774ya 'think' and thats all, theyll never have any power because they crumble like world trade
IF Everything that begins to exist has a causeAND The universe began to existTHEN The universe had a cause
Home-made carbonara with home-made garlic bread for dinner. I don't do takeaway slop, it's beneath me
hollands is NOT in a good state right now victoria SUCKS
>>154250786crisp kalaam cosmological argument enjoyer
>>154250780dangerously basedthey don't want you to have these opinions
sometimes when people get heart transplants from someone else they can sometimes acquire memories from that personno one knows what the fuck even goes on or how that is even possible but it can happen
>>154250774>glugging mega iced coffee before bed>i has insomnia XDDDwild
>>154250789crisp giancarlopour moi, je prendrai du saumon à la moutarde
>>154250789Wow real impressive meal there fuckhead, what restaurant do you work at? A fucking 5yr old could prepare that garbage, you fat Italian cunt, slurping down on pasta and bread.
>shitting on the two most soulful stadiumsare geelongseether and sydneyseether the same person?
>tfw the vaccine to cure autism causes autism
>>154250760call her another name by accident, then quickly correct yourself acting guilty. also never let her use your phone
>>154250812devilish
god I want to buy a bunch of junk food and binge tonight while watching footy but I hit my new lowest weight today and don't want to ruin my progress.
>>154250810BOILING
>>154250806Actually my carbonara is made with no cream and includes eggs and garlic. Traditional Italian style. I'd like to see a 5 year old getting the eggs cooked just enough so that it turns into a sauce
deal or no deal is so fucking grire>>154250774>>154250799we lost the war>>154250785kek
>>154250829whats the trick
>>154250829do you bain marie it?
Sydney going to stomp Sydney tonight
>>154250832nta but combine the egg with the cheese and a little pasta water first then mix it with the pasta over a very low light until it creams up.pretty much babbys first trad pasta.
lol
>>154250846yeah thats just the same steps as when you do it with cream
Is the sydney derby a big deal
You people will not belittle my carbonara recipe. An old Italian lady taught it to me when I was in Florence and it goes back generations, very hard to perfect and yes I have perfected it
>>154250872if you have to ask
>>154250873i'm not belittling it, good on you actually, sounds nice
>>154250873carbonara sauce is just a balancing actliterally one of the easiest things to make in cookingand yes, I am belittling it
>>154250872yes mate
If /cric/ is a kfc general what is /afl/?
>>154250893we make food from scratch at home, we all lurk /ck/ on the side
>>154250893hungry jacks, no debate
>>154250698your foot and forearm are the same length
>>154250893ice cream
>>154250872not today unless gws somehow become good again (they won't)
>>154250897we eat way more maccas here
>>154250899for breakfast
>>154250609I just measured and my forearms are 2-3 inches longer
>>154250907what's that got to do with anything?
I would love to king hit Howie
>>154250698the smell commonly associated with delicious takeaway pizza is actually the smell of hot soggy cardboard
https://7news.com.au/news/brazen-pedestrian-caught-on-security-camera-defecating-on-front-lawn-of-berwick-springs-home-in-melbourne-c-22156455Why are white people always shitting wherever?
swans vs gws will never be a rivalry no matter how hard the force it
will nick daicos get a mention tonight
Speaking of McDonald's, Greg posted the new Korean sauce burger review. I must watch it
>>154250873spill the goss mate. love a good carba.
>>154250927This is what happens when you import 3rd world culture to the West. We don't bring them up they drag us down.
>>154250927>so rare it literally makes the news
>>154250927>Melbourne's South East of Berwick>Most spoken non-English language is Mandarin>Suspect masked up>WhitepfffffHAHAHAHA
I took shit in the bush once and got it all over my hand wandering was all phooey in my undies lol
I’m doing a za for dinner
>>154250944Nice to see the ESL classes paying off Zhang
>>154250942The only person I've seen shitting in public was an Asian girl near a bush at my uni
street shitting is good jugaad and increases izzat
>wogs and frogs itt making food at home>anglos getting fastfood takeout slopbit in this
>>154250944https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ
>>154250872UUUU
>>154250952The orients boost the (very true) Indian street shitting narrative to distract from their own.
>>154250896as if lurking /ck/ means anything good, last time i was on there it was almost all about goyslop
had slow cooked roast chuck with a herb and garlic spice rub
>>154250957Anglos are just boring. No imagination
>>154250972/ck/ is two entirely different boards depending on when you lurk. it's either artisan european gastronomy or american fast "food" garbage
>>154250979daddy
qt redhead in the dogs guard of honour
POWAH
>>154250941but enough about antivaxxing resulting in hecking tonnes of outbreaksget the vax for grandma goyim
WOOF WOOF
every american recipe>half and half>garlic and onion powder>french onion soup mix
>>154250979hey michael just deliver the food you fuckhead no one asked for the inspirational quotes
oklahoma onion burger, chips and milkshake for tea me
THESE TWO TEAMS ARE AT EACH OTHER LIKE CATS AND DOGS
>>154250989i thought ed richards was injured
>sydney derbylook how they try to mimic our culture
>>154250996>hey this recipe looks pretty go->*POURS A TUBFULL OF PROCESSED CREAMCHESSE MIX IN IT*>what is happening? oh n->*DUMPS A COLOSSAL MOUNTAIN OF PROCESSED CHEESE BLEND ON IT*>ends up a greasy slab of literal slopEvery time.
>bulldogs roarhuh?
got a mate who reckons hes been to geelong
Battle of the Fridge
>>154250979>why i deliverNo fucking way they make them do this lmaoooo
>>154251010but did he ever really leave? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>154250717scientists are basically tradies in white coats
>>154250698Polytetrafluroethylene (PTFE), the forever-chemical famously used by Teflon to make non-stick frying pans, is present in over 99% of the population's blood.
>>154251014yeah dunno lol im from the riverina go rams
>>154251010A likely story
>>154251016so is ur mums vag juicde
>>154250698little hats funded william the conquerors invasion on england in 1066
Tonight's burning question: Which game should I watch?
>>154251016just like simian virus 40 from the polio vaxx
tick tock diesel poofs
>>154250927I did this to my neighbours place. She's an absolute bitch.
>>154251023first quart of dogs cats then switch between whichever looks bestbut i dont expect sydney to be a good game gws are mid and injured
Geelong is, I presume, the Newcastle of Victoria, but I still can't but think of it as the Wollongong... Maybe it's the name...And while we're on the topic: what's the Central Coast of Victoria? -- your Gosfords, your Wyongs, your Woy Woys, your Wyees...
>>154251023see >>154250876
What's the Jiliby of Victoria?
dont give a fuck about poo south wales
>>154251016PTFE is inert and just passes right out of you, it's actually the kicker molecules like PFOA that they use to make PTFE that are everywhere and give you cancer and shit.
>garry lyoni mute
>>154251041You WILL switch channel in half an hours time
>>154251029dw our supreme leader is doing the best he can
business idea: wrap our arms around bailey smith
>>154251036an area full of le epic totes real farmers who exist off government welfare despite living a stone throw from the freeway
>>154251052based RT
what is /afl/ reading atm?
this game is boring as fuckwaiting for the derby
I reckon hollands was on acid
feel pretty bad for any wisecracks i made about hollands ladsreally hope the fella gets help, really hope carlton cop it for letting the fella suffer like that
>>154251052Who the FUCK is using all that diesel??
>>154251068my life is worse and i do drugs also
>>154251066gonna be waiting 2 more days for that mate
>>154251065Book called The Patriot Game. I thought it was a novelization of the film Patriot Games, but it's actually about the IRA. The "hero" is trying to blow up a plane. Odd.
hope ben roberts gets raped
>>154251065https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0073076
>>154251070Vin
>>154251065dostoevsky the double
>>154251063Jiliby doesn't really have farms desu -- just cunts who own horses and/or ride-on mowers. Farms are more the -longs and Kulnura
I hate Patrick Dangerfield
>>154251065Shakespeare, as a palate cleanser after finishing Infinite Jest on Tuesday
someone cut me off today and i did a wanking gesture as i drove past to suggest they were a wankerturns out it was a cute girl and she had a girl mate passenger i saw them replicating the gesture i did and laughingfeel like an idiot
>>154251079sounds more based than the pro government tom clancy cia goyslop you expected
>>154251093Same he’s a nerd
>>154251070tradie fuckheads in their emotional support vehicles
>>154251079patriot games was based on a tom clancey novel seb
where shootout
>>154251096i bet they really are wankers iykwim haha
>>154251087doubly applies to Kulnura. bunch of inbred freaks.>wahhh im such a hard done by battle but i spend half my day sitting at the hub cafe
>>154251065Les Miserables
>>154251096What should you have done?
geelong are beatable at this ground if my team was minnow enough status to play here they would beat them
Is Ballarat or Bendigo the Bathurst of Victoria?
gives me shiverers sharing the road with you fuckheads
>>154251096i never gesture in my car because my brother in law once shrugged or something similarly menial to a retard behind him, the guy jumped out of his car and was a methhead and literally ripped his wing mirror off
>>154251109>doubly applies to Kulnura. bunch of inbred freaks.honestly never been there kek, but mum goes there sometimes to buy potatoes and shit
>>154251096whats the correct hand gesture for female masturbation
>>154251065Just finished >Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie JacobsenJust starting>Tragedy and Hope 101: The Illusion of Justice, Freedom, and Democracy by Joseph Plummer
>>154251117I ride my pushbike and take public transport
>>154251065started the will of the many because a guy here recommended it
Ahhh an aristocrat
Bevo looks like a lesbian in that hoodie
>>154251070freight, mining, agriculture.
kek jez face there he sperged out
theres a black guy on the field
gotta know when hold em
>>154251117just stay in the left lane you slow cunt
brushed your teeth yet mate?
>>154251141
>>154251144yeah my gf just pointed him out
>>154251070Me>*goes full revs on the freeway for 500m to reach the traffic jam 1 second quicker*
>>154251150>can't wait for another coleman this y-ACK
>>154251134any good
>>154251121Had something similar recently. I was waiting to turn left a guy on an electric scooter was coming towards me. I waited and waited and then he suddenly turned to my right, so I flipped him off.When I parked at the shop a minute later he was behind me when I got out of the car. First words out of his fuckhead mouth were "I signaled."Like... mate, if you know why I was angry without me telling you, no you fucking didn't. I told him to check his lights, and he said "they aren't broken" without checking. Then he said "You're a fucking pussy, I'll smoke you," cranked the throttle and silently rolled away. Bizarre.
>>154251159yeah it's alright i'm going through it quick
>>154251126Annie Jacobson is a grifter hope you didn't pay for that read
dempsey would make a cute trap
>>154251167i don't pay for any off the internet
>lose a ruckman>look like a bottom 8 teamShameful
>>154251096I had some faggot in a red forester with an 'always was' sticker absolutely go off at me on the freeway todaydidn't immediately back off when he started indicating to come into the lane despite being in line with his rear bumper so he sped up and flew across then started brake checking me while making hand gestures while I'm just going what the fuck is your problem back to him and then when he took his exit he full on swerved back onto the freeway half into my lane before going backactual fucking psychotic lefty I didn't fucking do anything
>shatrick poodpantsfield
if your not a burden on society fuck off out of my general
>Clangerfield already shitting his pantsLol
>>154251150
we all have to work together on the roads
Lads, Oskar just posted
the roads are meant for sleeping
Lads, Dogs just posted
>>154251188kek saved
>>154251193Based cat I almost hit once.
Posted lmao
played golf with a couple of the gws boys over the summer at woollahradidnt realise they were proper athletes until the 6ththey were pretty average at golf, maybe around 18 handicap but we had a good, competitive round
>>154251200meant first nationseer
>see opponent running into me as i mark>drop ball and cry for 50cringe
>>154251177good shit
>>154251205Nah, it was a white cat.
what a goal from jyzza
gotta know when to fold em
>played golf
>>154251209lel goddem
>danger danger danger>field field fieldrate my chant guys
>>154251065just finished Zorba The Greek, would recommend
>>15425121835/100
i thought richards did his acl why is he playing?
Think ill be switching to the other match soon.Thank god for 2 Friday night matches
Raw honey cures depression
Does anyone have a crisp stream for me? We can’t get Kayo here on Christmas Island
>>154251226dogsperg are you ok?are you ok dogsperg,?
>>154251231Ask Father Christmas.
bulldogs never fully have recovered from that shock loss to dosn.
>>154251221real greeks know zorba was more about kicking your friends in the shins instead doing the actual dance
Now because of the chead ground I have to watch afl at the worst ground with the lamest team at the worst broadcast height. Fuck you Geelong.
>>154251218pretty good
hope the daaarby is interesting this one sucks
time to switch this slop off
>>154251240based bombies
>watching vic sloppakino awaits at the sovlful scg
>>154251243Cope and seethe
>>154251218>bailey bailey bailey >*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*
[channel switch reminder]
>>154251243sneed
>>154251252the scg is sloppa but at least its not a shit cheat ground like shardinia
go swans!
>>154251272Go umps iykwim
>That passage of playSure this isn't a replay of Thursday night?
same old bullydogs
>geelongseether is fumingkek
light skin baddie gf 2026
Literally who supports the gws
bont is pulling an elijah
Turns out Tim English was the brains of the Bulldogs.
IF ...celebrities when they fly into Melbourne sometimes want to get the "authentic" local experience ...THEN ...I reckon Prince Harry would've got just that when he spent time with Tom Liberatore during the week. Hopefully the Prince is flying back to watch Libba play under Friday night lights at the Cattery. That would be another authentic local experience.
LET'S WATCH THE COLES GOAL ON THE HARVEY NORMAN REPLAY, BROUGHT TO YOU BY PURA: TASTE THE RAINBOW
>play the black defender on the black forwardswear this happens every other game
>>154251272corr imagine the bush on her
Let's see what magic Luke beverage has up his sleeve
Zoomer's can't Macarena.
>>154251289He has Oisin Mullin tagging him. He seems to be able to shut down most/all players. Shame he missed his easy shot at goal otherwise it would've been a real kwab quarter for Bont.
>>154251286footy "content creators", the players mumsmight be itjunior footy in western sydney has died in the arse. even at u11s level they can't get a full comp together, they have to play against east sydney teams. giants'll either be moved to canberra full time or wound up.
Umpires stepping forward 5 meters to throw in is fucking pathetic
the what stand?
>>154251315MR AMARTEY GET DOWN
chead ground
>Bont is better than Naicos
>>154251286desu I basically treat them as a second team after the swanst. lives in NSW, but not Sydney
average looksmatch australian couple in 2026
the dinner. 4 chicken fillets drizzled with some sweet chilli sauce, with disposable plate and cutlery because my dishwasher broke and I can’t be bothered fixing it. go swans
rattled this catspoof so much he thinks about me when i dont even speak
>>154251307AFL got something like only 1,000 of a total 22,000 youth sports signups in West Sydney last year Football (soccer) had more, though the vast majority were league
wow there's another game on holy shit why
>>154251328so truei swear i see so many decent looking guys with mid women these days
>>154251326Know how you feel.I treat Port as my second team after the Crows.t. No one ever you plastic spastic.
>>154251338just goes to show nswians don't get footy
The ‘tew
>>154251336All the good looking girls are instathotting/Onlyfansing and can't afford to be seen with a guy.
>two friday night games, one of them a vic match, the other a derby>it's the sydney derbycould have had the western derby tonight with a proper night time start for wa and no clash with the other game
>>154251338
>>154251336>having a mid woman gfI still would desuI am just so lonely all the time
reckon pops is getting a bit senile aye
>>154251341>>154251330LGM
Another mediocre year for the dogs
Cats > Dogs confirmed
sack bevo
these boring games on rn feel like a dopamine detox after all the crazy events of last nights game
>>154251341based woodstove enjoyer
>>154251351kek
>>154251330>with disposable plate and cutlery because my dishwasher broke and I can’t be bothered fixing it.might be the most grim food post in /alf/ ever
swans fans clap like pooftaslike you can tell from the audio its an effeminate clap
>>154251359>Dogs chase cats
Doggies customer here, I will be away for the last 2 weeks of september, I was starting to get worried I'd miss them in the GF, looks like I don't have anything to worry about
>da bont is getting toweled up by an immigrant half his sizekek
>freezing bananasdo poor people really?
>>154251367I'm also the anon whose subpar single mother let him eat ice cream for breakfast as a kid. this is what I have become.
post >yfw carlton get sued into oblivion by the hollands family
>>154251370Dogs chase cars.
>>154251378No but goodsey may
is bont playing
>>154251380
might wank desuwould be funner than watching easier of these games
>>154251378the cyclone ripped through the plantations in carnarvon. won't be any bananas for a while
>>154251378Overripe ones are good for baking
>>154251380>post >yfw carlton get sued into oblivion by the hollands familyWhy?
>>154251380most people would be terminated instantly if they showed up to work on drugs
are the vipbox streams worse today for anyone else?
>>154251338a) The Giants didn't even exist when I started watching footy so there is no such historical rivalry for me to care aboutb) (as I said) I don't live in Sydney so I don't give a fuck about the east/west shitflinging contest>wogs n nogs n flogs vs chinks n poofs n jewsI truly do not give a fuck.>>154251340See above, also I'm just autistic so there's that.
why would you freeze a banana
>>154251378Too embarrassed to buy a dildo so need to improvise.
>>154251378im from wealthparents own 7 properties and ill inherit about 8mil when they pass
Asked and answered
>>154251362Feel like I missed out because I wasn't paying attention to last nights game where as tonight I am and they both suck. Had no idea what you guys were talking about with Hollands until today.
gotta know when to walk away
>>154251241fuck up wog
remember some anon called a plumber out because he put regular dish soap in the dishwasher
>Darcy's knee explodedKWAB
the curnow trade made both carlton and sydney worse
OH NO NO NO
DOGSPERG R U OK?
Max Holmes for Brownlow, Darcy for the morgue
>>154251420>>154251422>>154251424okay i'm gonna switch back to see this it better be good
It’s so over fuuuuu
>>154251424NO
>>154251395Andrew Dillon is DDoSing
this exact same thing happened last year and it was an mcl or something not acl so he only missed like 2 months
Crazy that there’s another Darcy in the way
Bored.I might pop on a movie. Im thinking Austin Powers international man of mystery
looking forward to a Kingsley melt>DarcyKWAB
If you're a 208cm giraffe why wouldn't you wear those knee supports?
the western bulldogs are your 2026 march premiers
>>154251437In Like Flint
striger do it for the 72 virgins
>>154251420I’m killing myself, it’s over.
>>154251437crispo
>>154251435Eventually he has to stop missing 12 games a season and actually turn into the player he looks like he could be
Jezza can get 13-14 goals at this rate
>>154251448if you asked me based purely on appearances which afl player across the league i would think is most likely to do a knee it'd be himhe has that giraffe/bambi long ass limb build, never ends well
i'm spiritually gen x
Why don’t they just create bionic knees
know when to run
remember when everyone said the bulldogs dont have a key defender then the trade period happened and they didnt get oneyea
>>154251457because that would mean a one time fix and you would no longer need a life time of meds from big pharma
Guess you could say the dogs knee'd talls in their team back soon aha
I want to see a player get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
I'm spiritually Elizabethan
The stand rule is way too wishy washy
You can just tell Gerard is rubbing himself raw like a little baboon under the table everytime Geelong go forward
>>154251466based afl safety board that want to see horrible head injuries as an excuse to further push their agenda of watering down the contact aspects of the game
>>154251457nanza has em
I’m an old soul
I'm jezzing
Whateley seething
Going down to gmhba is a humiliating ritual
Holy fuck, Gerard just criticized the AFL. He must be holding onto some grief about the AFL keeping the GF as an afternoon game despite his faggot complaining
>watching cheatlong at gmhbalgbthd
>>154251492About what, I’m watching 7
of all the 30g protein milk drinks, these ones are by far the nicest
>6 before half timeBAG INCOMING
kek that cunt seething at scumpires, based
>friday night clash>both games are dogshit
Biggest half time deficit Under Bevo
You never count your money
>>154251496Fake ‘food’, drink raw milk instead
>>154251495Going to the arc
Geelong ruck is just heeming it forward. Why don't the other teams do that?
The wife bought pavlova flavoured ice cream for tonight's dessert
might fall asleep
>>154251514ruh roh
I’ve posted every minute for the last 15, now I get why micksperg posts off multiple ips at once
>>154251506Fuck off faggot
>>154251475this but me everytime i watch WMAF
>>154251496how much are those? rather just make one from powder desu.
>provide my location to the AFL website>still won't let me watchwhat the fuck am I supposed to do?
>bevo when teams do opposition analysis on them and he realizes he has to adapt the teams gamestyle in season
whoever talked shit to me last night, im back and ready for you
>>154251512we might have a real ruckman again
>>154251514>>154251517What am I missing?t. perma virgin
>wood stove for Aussie “autumn” weatheroh i am LAFFINoh did liffle brucey goosey get coldy voldy in sub 20C weather ???
>>154251514meant tomorrow's breakfast
>>154251526vipleagueDOTws
>>154251520never been proven champ
>>154251526*yoink*x
>>154251535generally yes we do get cold in under 20 degree weather in australia
>>154251535
>frogposter is marriedwtf
>Korn realizing he has a weeks talking points about the Bulldogs underperforming given their list
>>154251528It's like coaches come in two forms. One who is a good system coach and then the other who is a good game day coach. There's no in between or both.
Been said both Dog's doctors are in the room with Darcy, Beveridge is on the bench and has put the whiteboard away and is just consoling people.
It WAS sleet though.
What has been proven though is that those skateboarders were not legal, Mick
>>154251551wya champ?
How is danger still so good?
>>154251535Got me hoodie on right now. Gotta warm up a bit but just remember yank when it gets hot you can only take so many layers off wouldn't want to reveal that ham planet body to the world.
>>154251566peds
>>154251564Don’t champ me
>>154251566He's spent 80% of the time off the ground getting his hip massaged.
>>154251556>a weekmore like 3 years
>>154251566country livin'
We NEED to wrap our arms around sam darcy
you cant talk shit to fatcat, he's immune to ithe's posted his face and titties in here
why would butters want to go to these shitters lmao
>That guy who told me I was wrong when I said I still wasn't convinced by the Dogs after three games
>>154251581this but dogsperg
>>154251559>he's STILL sleething
>>154251586idk i thought geelong look alright
>>154251550k x>>154251570>>154251574k x
>bullfrauds>bullshits>bullfrogs
>>154251585I'm pretty sure I've never posted my face, actually.
https://x.com/AFL/status/2045082988468191248AHHHHH ME LEG MEEE LEEEEGGGG AHHHHHHH
how many different ways can you say this guy's on fire?
come on show the seething fat cunt
when you're sitting at the table
7ezza at HT, 10 is a certainty
when did people start saying "how good"?
the western dogshit
>>154251586>>154251591Oh yeah, it is between these two teams isn't it?>Lose Darcy>Lose Butterskwab
>>154251597It’s like shelling peas
YFOFOY
>>154251586Bulldogs have so many more problems than their midfield. They should think about recruiting a single defender first
every fucking year you cunts and the media blow their load over games played in fucking march and make big callssame old shit cunt clubs being shit
did the prancing pony darcy do his acl again?
>>154251613I never did that
>Subpar key defenders >Literally no recognised ruckmen outside their first choice>Bottom 6 of their best 23 are barely VFL qualityThis is not a balanced list.
Darcy going down could unlock Naughtin
>>154251341lgm x
SACK BEVO BROS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
>Cameron has as many goals as Bontempelli has possessions
>>154251530I’m here pussy
>>154251594definitely posted yo titties tho
>>154251586*recruits you*
well hopefully the sydney darby is more interesting
jeez it's only half time
>>154251607lgm
>>154251628;)
>>154251620Midfielders win premierships. Don't need forwards or backs to win it when your mids smash.
>5.2 leads 3.6>>154251620againWHY did dogs not chase a key defender or vfl ruck for backup i can't believe their only next option is an 18yo they drafted 5 months ago
>>154251639retard
huge fan of the western bullfrauds getting exposed on prime time telly
>drive by fingerkek
>>154251647Eagles, Bulldogs, Melbourne and so on.
How do you guys feel about a Geelong v Hawthorn Grand Final this year?
>>154251639Yeah, look how well it's working tonight. Can't wait to see that unleashed in the wild card round against the team in 10th.
>>154251656Already stroking it.
>the last time hawthorn won easter monday geelong kicked into gear and won the flag with the most dominant season since essendon in 2000drought breaking cats 'hip 26 confirmed
Might get pissed and apply for a job in Antarctica again
>Top 4 is gonna be Brisbane, Geelong, Hawthorn, and SydneyHaven't these clubs enjoyed enough success this century? This just isn't fair.
>>154251666This but apply for a gun license
>>154251653In 2016 a Bulldogs defender literally won the norm smith.
>>154251666I'm watching the Terror season 1, it's kinda comfy.
>>154251669told you that would be the top 4 weeks ago and people laughed at me
>>154251660Edwards + Smith is ripping the game to shreds and proving the point.Cameron was confirmed cooked earlier in the season but having the midfield overpowering is making even a spud like him look like a coleman medallist.
Where that faggot who said he was back for more? Gone running little bitch?
>celebrating big wins at their cheat ground>btfo at the mcg in september
scg camerawork makes me nauseous
>>154251678I was clearly laughing with you mate.
>>154251656luv it
>>154251656Depends entirely on who wins it.
>>154251680>Edwards + Smith is ripping the game to shreds and proving my point.It's proving you need more depth in your list than just relying on a strong midfield if you actually want to compete.
good to see the dogs players get around sam darcy and put their arms around him
>Friday night>Going to be a 100 point flogging for the Cats and a Sydney cruising to a 10 goal win in 2nd gearI need something else in my life.
>>154251700It’s the sort of thing you love to see in a situation like this
>>154251703May I be so bold to recommend friends and family?
>>154251703Progressively bigger dildos. Challenge yourself.
>>154251706
Yeah newie thanks mate
>>154251713>friends and family
>>154251700Agreed. Anyone attempting to comment on the situation should also be reprimanded just to be safe.
newy>154251727
bro Sydney are playing .. beautifully
>>154251731>Off centred belly ringGuessing she got that before she blew out.
>>154251703I mean, you ARE watching the game at the pub with your mates right?...right?
>>154251671There's no way I'd ever be granted one lol>>154251676What's that? some show?q
>>154251730>>154251723oops>>154251727
Crazy how xander maguire is the chief boundary rider for channel 7 at such a young age
>>154251744Yeah it's an anthology show mixed with horror. First season is two ships exploring near the arctic circle in the 1850s
any bbw orgies going around?
>two boring shithouse gamesyou guys really seethed that hard about these clashing?
Sham Farcy
>>154251731still would
>late to /afl/ generali aInt reADIN ALL DAT SHIT
>>154251124Middle finger, flipping the bird.Literally go fuck yourself.
