cats raping dogs, nowswans raping giants, concurrently
Do swans rape??
>>154251727>Couldn't link his new thread properlyYou IDIOT. You'll never live this down.
Lads, Matt just posted
Modern AFL is a half-backs game.
>>154251731this is peak female performance
>>154251743It's an interesting discussion.
>7.3 leads 3.7 bit in this
>>154251753>Modern AFL is a full-blacks game.IFTFY
>liffle coldy voldy brucey goosey
i am a gold coast supporter. how we looking boyim?
>>154251754So true
>>154251767Just shows that hard work pays off.
>>154251764sudo best 23 when
The dinner.
>>154251764feel like this needs a 2026 update
I hate women.
>>154251764>this image saved>flagchecks out
Never gamble bros. I'm watching train and he is such a degenerate. 20k keno spins and 200k bonus buys.. it's fake money but he is unhinged
>>154251780In my defense, I saved it so I could make this, and just forgot to delete.
>>154251777imagine it would look pretty similar
I'm not interested in gambling
Is Quaynor a Weavile?
>>154251783Sure you did.
>>154251791An Ice type? Yes mate
>>154251789Why does every shopkeeper look like this now?
>looks a bit strange just walking aroundmake national headlinesshant be leaving the house anymore. kill all normies
Nick Blakey is going for the metres gained record if anyone cares. He's belting the fuck out of it down the corridor every possesion.
>>154251791I'm a Drowsee.
sneed ground
>>154251782The crazy part is how many people watch gambling streams.
>>154251805What are you referencing?
>Broken shoulderIs this Dogs guy important or a spud?
>O'Donnel neck/shoulder nowJUST FUCK THE DOGS' SHIT UP
f*ck injuries!
lads who's your favourite actor, mine is don CHEADle
Are you guys making a good fist of things?
I need BOTN to get 19 more disposals. He can do it, right bros?
Will Sam Darcy remain the most hyped player in the league that continues to miss seasons for the rest of his career due to injury?
None of the teams I want to win anymore win.
>Libba concussedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>154251820>>154251821and libba concussed tooit's ogre
>>154251816my dress fell down at westfield
>>154251830Nup.
>>154251828CHEADetel Ejiofor
>>154251836>>154251838Isn't that like his 10th?Medical retirement incoming.
cameron surely will kick 10 lads
>>154251839I think I might know what you're referencing.
>>154251845cue status: in the rack
>>154251843yeah should've retired last year, he can still play but his brain is mush
>>154251852fuck, i hate this fucking mindset>but we le won in the first halfI PAID FOR A FULL FUCKING GAME YOU CUNTS, PLAY A FULL FUCKING GAME
>>154251850corrrr
>>154251853Probably pretty hard to tell if he's brain damaged or not.
>>154251706
>>154251850smol but. :)
i need to bag a whale to get my confidence up
>>154251863I can only see my reflection?
>>154251861not really
>>154251861>Shit's in his teammate's sports bag pre-concussionYikes. Like trying to test if a blind person's eye sight has deteriorated.
cous cous is so underrated. probably the more retard friendly food going.
>>154251850imagine this but Sam Kerrcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
DANGER YOU STAR
can't even be bothered watching tonight's games anymore they're both shithouse
>>154251865Not a chance, m8. Back in the early 2000s whales had low confidence, but now we're in the era of THICCCC so you need the full 6-6-6 to even be acknowledged.
i am so alone
>>154251872i wonder if gout gout likes cous cous
watching sharpe instead of thisslop
40% of these bulldogs players are actual pussies
>>154251776Why wouldn’t you buy more if you’re paying that much in shipping
>>154251880contest for the ball maybe elijah, no good standing by yourself
>>154251880Do you think you're better off alone?Do you think you're better off alone?
>>154251878indians are the new easy bags for confidence
>geelong losing free kick count at their le chead groundwtf cheatlong bros? i'm gay btw
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154251894dogs can't get the footy so cats don't need to tackle
>>154251880Are you better off alone?Stop lying to yourself.
just feel like the sting has gone out of this game
if your a normalfaggot fuck off
>>154251909we broke you
>bont injured too nowOh dear
are north indian caramel beauties an easy lay or is it just dravidians and the like?
Why's the field soaking wet in random patches? It didn't rain today
>>154251840I am starting to agree
>>154251911you were already broken
>>154251909too many npcs gotta start messin with them
>>154251916generally no but theres groups of ABGs that think they're hot shit (they are)
Bridge match stopped due to lightning kek
>>154251915I couldn't hold it... sorry.
>Lightning in Sydney so +20 minutes break time
>>154251915baily smith held a meet and greet with some local high schools
>>154251916Hell no, they can barely drive automatics.
>>154251930Comfy
https://x.com/ClashofClans/status/2045052792771932626
>>154251933jej
>>154251865Based Ahab
my dick burns and i constantly need to pee
SIMPSONI'LL REMEMBER THAT NAME
>>154251919you spastics crack me and my wife up i tell ya hwat
got 10 goals yet mate?
>>154251944cancer m8 sorry it's terminal
>>154251936kids game btw
Lads, Jack just posted
da BONT
>>154251876Gonna finish my dessert, wash up then watch something else.
>>154251948that's good i'm glad she's happy for once
evening of exploding knees
I have this sense of pure dread that something horrible is about to happen. like in a movie when a character's death is foreshadowed. I feel like I'm in the final chapter of my life.
>Bont tooJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>154251931
>>154251944The potential downside of not wearing a condom but still worth it desu.
>>154251930based, should be able to catch more after the league ends
>bulldogs getting injuries before facing my swans next week
>>154251966ok chicken little
Whats up with Maynards eyebrows he looks like Guts
I have no idea how I weigh 100kg. I look like 80-90 most. is this some mystery weight that you get in your early 30s?
>le stop playing after a half of football cuz ur winning bigTeams need to be docked points for this.
Bentandsmelly
Still a minute of half time for the Sydney Vs GWS game so post another FAT BITCH ON FAT BITCH FRIDAY
>>154251966>Have this sense that nothing good is going to happen>Nothing good does happen
>>154251985It's because you are fat and gay
>>154251980Fuck we're potentially going 6-1 aren't we?
>>154251986The season is just too long to risk injury and percentage doesn't come into play as much anymore anyway so not worth the risk.
>>154251989
LIGHTNING DELAY
>almost 20 years to the day Luke and Sam Darcy blow their ACL'sspooky
>lightning delay semen slurping sport
based nrlsperg bridging the gaphe will lead us back to a united au/sp/ utopia
>>154252010KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154251985Visceral fat.
>>154251985stop eating like shit and be more active
>More lightning strikes+30mins lel
I want to bridge the gap between my penis and a vagina
>sydney v gws delayedcrisp by the afl
>>154251989luv fat bitches with huge tits
>>154252022I am no more or less active than I was in my 20s and have the exact same body composition
Marriage with Grace Scott has endedNow Swans qt media photographer is my gf
KWAB KWAB KWAB
LMAOOOOOOOOO YOU RETARDS
>>154251966based zoomie
>>154252035visceral fat as your metabolism slows
>>154252037Kinda looks like MEW
>>154251985Hidden muscle? It's more dense than fat.
>>154251985you're fat it just happened so slowly you didn't noticet. me 2 years ago
>>154252037based Pavlich
>>154252037CORRR i would love to convert and marry a near-east arab
tom morris asking questions of bevo will be kino af
Hey they redeemed themselves at least
>>154251985Water weight. Reduce your liquid intake for a few weeks.
>>154252037ill take the blonde
SOME PUNK ASKED IF I EVER SEEN BREASTS ..I SAID YEA, I'VE SEEN 7
Oooooh maybe you shouldn't have put the cue in the fucking rack you peelong spastics
>>154252035unironically insulin sensitivity as you age. that why cunts look bloated and pregnant. get rid of carbs
>>154252000after bulldogs, swans play demons and north. potentially an 8-1
>>154252060Seen a lot of qt ones lately, even /int/ is obsessed with them. But I am a Christian man. I cannot. I will admire them and wish them the best.
>James O'Donnell has done a hamstringNot sure who he is, but +1 injury for the dogs.
>>1542520862024 flashbacks oml.
Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped faces
>>154252067She looks like she grew up in poverty.
>>154251985I weigh 80 but look 65. My torso is the only thing that grows larger.
>>154252088Arabs can be Christian, and there's nothing wrong with wishing for an Arab to convert to the one rue faith. But yeah, many of them are gorgeous
>>154252068POOEY UNDIES
>>154252086just you wait til my iggs get their hands on your swans
when i was 105kg i didn't feel fat but now i'm at 85kg i do
>Another lightning strikeFuck off, 10PM start
Lightning delay is the most cucked out shit in the world
ended up being no clash of games kek
>>154252110i got up to 83 and thought i was alright, didn't realise until i lose weight what a tubby i had become
fuck yeah keep it going i want a midnight game
>>154252116based God
>9:24pm lightning strike>Earliest the second half can start is 9:54pm + warmup>SCG has an 11pm curfew>Lights allowed, but no PA so no sirens/songs/announcements
>>154252130KINOINO
>>154252130Loomers LOVE this silence
>>154252115should try find who pushed for the lightning lawsreckon youll find an nondescript early life section
Based God intervening to fix the shit Friday night scheduling
>>154252120i know that feel. i think part of it is i just assumed if i lost 15kgs i'd be shredded but i lost 20kg and abs are still not in sight.
>>154252130>light but no PA bullshit or music, just crowdkinoshame the scg is small and shit would be cooler at a medium sized ground like adelaide or optus
What was the biggest dumpster fire in Geelong this week? The oil refinery or the Bulldogs?
>an nondescript
>>154252130pozzies simply LOVE their rules
>>154252151sorry i changed which verb I was going to put before early life
NNRGGGGGHHHHNIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
>>154252158
>>154251775There has never been a better than average sudo player, period. Alir Alir is a brainlet, whose athletic ability is vastly dwarfed by the midget of his mentality.
>>154252100My poverty grew up in my pants when I saw her if you know what I mean.
>>154252168>whose athletic ability is vastly dwarfed by the midget of his mentalitymajak daw had the same issuemabior chol maybe?
>Midnight finish for a game that already felt like it was overYeah, nah, fuck this shit.
actually most sudo are much bigger than average
>>154252181When does Sydney public transport stop?
>>154252174chol was shithouse until about a year ago
corr
Real qtie in the crowd behind Cameron there. Looked like she had a Dogs bf though.
10:02PM RESTARTWE GETTIN THE CURFEW LADS
>>154252195Does big charlie have a hernia?
>I've never had medication beforenever had antibiotics, paracetomal, or ibuprofen. Nothing.
>>154252195We were talking about Curnow's abs last week but they were always hidden by the guernsey.Now that we can see him raw, what's the diagnosis? Hernia?
>>154252195>your wifes work husband
>>154252195insane rigreckon he could make top quality pornos (with women) if he wanted
>>154252201just pelvic tilt. AFL players would rarely gett hernias. You get a hernia from having a weak core.
>>154252201Skipped lower ab day.
>>154252188trains are 24/7 these daysnot sure about light rail (although I've walked from central to the SCG before so it shouldn't matter too much if you're not a lazy cunt)
thanks geelong, could've watched cameron kick double-digits but you're all a bunch of pussies in more ways than onefuck if I was in charge I'd dock points for easing off like that
>>154252195is ts tuff in afl?
>>154252195must be so super distracting when some of the trainers walk around with their arse out like that, plenty of teams have them
>>154252220fr son im crine
>>154251983Toughest player in the AFL, who has been castrated by making him VC
>>154252217yeah thats a 30min walknice one, you really showed them (not sure who them is)
>>15425222930 minute walk at midnight is pretty scary desu.
>>154252219still time
>>154252225
>>154252234lol
>>154252195ENHANCE
there'll be time enough for countinwhen the dealings done
>>154252235if I had my way I'd permanently ban longmire for what he did to amartey a few years back, cunt behaviour to pull him off on 9 goals
>>154252195
WHO WAS THAT GLASSES CUNT IN THE CROWD WITH THE BLACK HAT ON THE HUMPHREY CELEBRATION REPLAYYOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT
>>154252150Bulldogs had more injuries.
>>154252234>30 minute walk at midnightHonestly one of life's comfiest experiences. Refills the cup that is "reasons to stay alive".You must be a woman or something
>Lobb left hamstringkwab
>>154252247Didn’t want to inflate his ego in pursuit of the flag
Trying to remember the name of this wog pawg i used to follow on instagram
I'm bulking for the civil war
>>154252257for me its: walking in the rain with no care for staying dry
>>154252265CONNIE
You've got to know when to bake em, know when to postmax, there will be time enough for strutting, when you see the /nrl/ postcount.
>>154252265your bald head makes you look like a thumb, grow your hair out
>lightning delayharden up ya weak cunts
>>154252174Chols single roll is to smash the pack, so the ball goes to ground and Hawthorn's gaggle of cock jockies crum for goals. I mean it works, but it doesn't make him good. Mason Cox tier.
>>154252259What's the excuse for the doggies? >Muh cheat ground turf>Bevo >Unfit squad>Chris Scott sniping
you gotta know when to hold em
>>154252274probably about equal number of on-topic posts in each genny every day
>>154252265That boy ain't right I tell you hu-whut.
Glorious.
COLLAR JAZZ KNEE RARE GOAL
Fine I'll try typing his name out without looking>Kolodashnji
>>154252290fucked it up m8it's kolodjashnij
>>154252290Almost
>>154252259in the last 2 weeks lost>english>libba>darcy>lobb>richards playing hurt >naughton playing hurt and they've already shown they have no depth anywhere other than the midfield and small forwardsthey're FUCKED for the next 2 weeks against sydney and fred after that they can probably bully a few more wins
>>154252234>>154252257To clarify, I'm not being a cunt or anything when I say "You must be a woman..." I just lament the fact you can't enjoy a nightwalk and whatever barrier it is (woman or no) that prevents your doing such. I'm by no means a citycunt but I find city nightwalks particularly life affirming for reason I either can-not, or care-not to explicate.
>Lobb (hamstring)>O'Donnel (hamstring)>Darcy (knee)>Libba (brain)>Bont (ego)
Jezza is a coward if he doesn't get 10
they call him the gambler
you gotta be asking yourself if you were a dogs fan why you are accepting such mediocrity as a football club still thinking they are a big club now
>>154252301We don't all live in nice areas.
>>154252314no m8, geelong are cowards for pumping the brakes in the 3rd quarter
BUKU YOU N-
>"If you're Buku Khamis you don't relax for a minute here"C'mon Chief you can't say that...!
Why didn't Bevo play Smith in the midfield?
Are you guys doing your part?
*shows you how deep the rabbit hole goes*
*wraps my arms around you*
the crisp saturday midnight game
>>154252345i remember back in the day when i'd wear conspicuous as fuck sunglasses to hide my drugged-up eyes
>>154252333He was too smart to do that. Also too smart to play Dunkley there fulltime.
>Carlton claims
ollie henry is a RETARD
>Treloar got 41 in the VFL earlierhmm
ollie henry DESPERATE to get dropped
fuckin love vaping
>Small forward taking a shot instead of fucking it offFUCKING SMALL FORWARDS.
pissweak martin>>154252369surely playing this midfielder will solve our key defender and ruck issues
>>154252324The house on the corner right next to my primary school was a crack-den; I still live in the same house I did as when I went to that school. That doesn't affect the virtues of cbd, or Moore Park, nightwalks
doggies are off*click click*doggies are off*click click*doggies are off, doggies are off, doggies are off*click click*
>>154252391Say hi to your mum for me.
>baker grabs his head after a contest and looks at the ump, then quickly gets up when he sees no freekek little shit
What did Harry and Meaghan do in Footscray with the boys?
I like the idea of /nightwalk/ but I'm too weary of weirdos following me.I could get into /nightrides/ on my pushbike though
Toasting in an epic bread
Ablett SNR mark.
TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN
>>154252403go woke go broke
bulldogs are absolutely SHIT
BASEDJEZ
even his teammates are fed up lmao
garn bed dont have time for this shit
Helluva mark.
I dont know a single fullwogs fan
What’s with the Kylie reference from Whately?
ATTENTION! THE SYDNEY DARBY IS BACK ON !!!!
He needed that goal to beat the Bulldogs. Kicked it with 1 second left.
>>154252399She called you a seppo cunt and told you to go fuck yourself.
>The Cat's full song ends on the lyric H*LLNope I'm not buying into this shit. The Dees, the Tassie Devs, this? Absolutely not happening.
y'all come back now
>>154252440kek>Jeremy cameron 10.1 61 def western dogshit 8.8 56
>>154252434he's a poof
>>154252441That's my girl.
>>154252434Kylie is performing at the grand final.
sex gifs
>>154252446Is that an egg in the front pouch?
>another Geelong/Hawthorn grand final year*sigh*
>3.10
>>154252458back to 2008 (wish we were)
>BlicavsLooks like he's wearing a cricket box.
>>154252455>egg>jar of coffee>barbecue saucenigga is ready to make breakfast.
>see random shadow move across my floor out of corner of my eye
>>154252464>Global Financial Crisis
>>154252474>Bitcoin at pennies.
>>154252470oh i get thisi also get shadowmen attacks and knocks on my door waking me updis nigga haunted
>>154252470Probably a spider or Hawk
>>154252474technically started in 2007 but yeah
Honestly, if you let Jeremy Cameron kick 10 on you, you should be disqualified from making finals.
there is a black man on the mcg
>Bont - 14 possessionsgrim
>le need the opposition to go at 25% scoring efficiency to win team
>>154252481Probably sleep apnea, anon.
>>154252494>daicos winning the brownlow>hawthorn winning the premiershipBad gateway
I hear scratching in my walls
>>154252506no not apnea
Curnow just has flared ribs
>>154252470still on it elijah?
Tea or coffee?
>>154252515>Can't auto-fellateGrim. Lucky he's a footyplayer.
>>154252458it's high time
leek aleer is dogshit desu
>>154252521choc milk
>>154252521Coffee, but tea often hits the spot better
I cannot for the life of me remember her name
>>154252521Soda
>>154252531Based Grandma looking at mumza
>>154252531crisp former prince andrew
>>154252521Normally tea, but lately coffee. I've been absolutely guzzling Walmart instant. Black. Make two mugs at a time, me.
>>154252538>instant coffeecannot fathom drinking that
>>154252474based
>>154252526lets pay him 1 million dollars
THe only thing I enjoy these days is getting blind drunk and listening to music from around the year 2000
>coffee elitistneurotic inner melbourne resident
>>154252552HOLYB A S E D
>>154252545>they changed their logo from this in early 2008Who gave Hocking tthe heads up?
>>154252527>>154252533
>>154252535:(
I go through a 400g big jar of moccona every two weeks. and I drink it all black like mud
brownlow bazcoleman jezhip catz
>>154252552This but the 80s and I also enjoy writing prose and plays and poetry
How does Jordan Lewis take his coffee?
Who runs the league?Cats.Who runs the league?Cats.
>>154252564this woman is on deaths doorstepshould not be using her in memes
>>154252568
>>154252571Via enema.
>>154252570hey mate, hope you didn't get too disheartened from posters here mocking your play, i thought it wasn't bad at all
#prayforelijah #carltonfootballclubshouldfeelashamed
>>154252580you're right it was SHITE
my best friend killed himself 2 years ago. he's dead and gone. My other best friend moved to melbourne 10 years ago.sick of the shit. sick of the bullshit. all I do is sit on 4chan chit chatting to fucking nobodies. I told myself I'd get sober and get my life together, good luck with that one.
>Carlton confirms Elijah Hollands had a mental health episodeMark my words, he'll be back in Round 24 for an emotional return to football then will be quietly delisted like Majak Daw. The AFL's no place for crazies.
>>154252571He seems a French press kinda guy, the most artisan and cultured way to brew it. I bet he has special little espresso cups too
>>154252458>Hawthornhahaha
>>154252590they already delisted him once before for doing this off the field now it's on
I told my mum who knows almost nothing about footy about Elijah and the first thing she said is "why didn't they take him off?"
mental health episodes doesn't leave you tweaking like a crackhead for four whole quarters anonski
>>154252589Cheer up.
>>154252589sorry mate
isuck peeney
>>154252596You've clearly never been to a psych ward.
I'm trying to remember the name of this fat spastic I used to bully before I moved here to Melbourne.
>SYD: 10.3>GWS: 5.13I thought Sydney were winning comfortably instead of being luckerdogs.
>>154252265based coonvict
>>154252595>"why didn't they take him off?"why did they wait till the 3rd? if it were actually a panic attack he would've taken himself offit's either drugs or a schizoaffective breakdown syd barrett style
>>154252589I’m not a nobody
>>154252596Catatonia.
>nooooo you have to politely give the ball to the ref
>>154252604lmao I have been around mental casesand most of the time they have brief manic episodes at the most
madden KWAB
>Madden
>>154252619I've seen 'em tweak for days. The brain's a funny thing.
Wouldn’t mind failing asleep to this game but cbf getting out of bed
women are so easy just be 8-12% bodyfat with a BIT of muscle and it's game over
dribble file
>>154252626you're a funny thing
>>154252619Manic episodes can last 3 months, why would someone not be manic for 4 quarters of footy?Stop talking out your arse.
My mum was in a psych ward last year.My sister was in last week.Great aunt is a severe alcoholic I've almost killed myself around 5 timesNanna is bipolar and took benzos behind my grandpa's back for decades
The threepeat is...>closes a comically large padlockLLLLLLOCKED INNN!!
>>154252595Massive oversight to not notice before the game started but once the game has there's not much they can do other than just keeping him on the bench which would bring up as much questions. Probably should've said he had calf awareness at half time and not played him anymore. Probably would've avoided more scrutiny.
>>154252631Thanks.
Three word analysis for Cats vs Dogs. NOW.
>>154252596a tweaker would managed a possession or tackle
>>154252629 attractive face and good social skills are wayyyy more important
"mental health" isnt real
>5.152 more scoring shots than shitney and they're still down by 3 goals
>>154252633White genetics KEK
>>154252640he did the family guy fall kek
>>154252633lol
>>154252643exactly. the human condition is terminal insanity
Have anymore Hollands clips emerged? I’ve only seen the 3 so far
why can't i find any weed bros i just want a cheeky choof this coming week
>>154252640Okay, maybe they do need to wear helmets.
>5.16
the only difference between a "crazy" person and a "sane" one is which has more of a consensus. you'll hear more truth in a psych ward than you hear in Canberra
>>154252633nanza and grandza both had panic attacks and had medicated depressiondadza's likely a sperg or have some sort of social disabilityaunt's an alcoholic with severe moodswingsbrother's a diagnosed narcissist with antisocial personality disorder and has been in psych wards multiple timesmumza and i are the only normal ones and we're too jaded and disillusioned to be normal
>>154252658
>>154252664grim
>>154252669I LOVE FAT BITCH FRIDAYS
>>154252666
>>154252643I reckon what's really good for mental health is threatening people with homelessness and starvation unless they spend 40+ hours trapped in an office or factory every week.
I hate cunts who are very open about their mental health problems, it comes across as attention seeking and performative.
>>154252669She could probably lose that pudge if she didn't play all those kid's games.
>>154252580>hey mate, hope you didn't get too disheartened from posters here mocking your play, i thought it wasn't bad at allThanks, but also don't worry, I've had a lifetime to harden to it. One I remember is my mother bursting into my room one morning many years ago to say "You're pathetic...but you already knew that." without a hint of levity...
>>154252669plaaaaappa pig *oink*
>>154252679reckon its the complete opposite actuallyreckon toil is good for the human spirit and youre retarded to think life would be happier/saner without toil
>>154252669FAT BITCH FRIDAY BOYS
like imagine if some guy came up to you and said that he made a million dollars a year by kicking an inflated ball between some sticks. That man would be considered "insane" on every level. But once society agrees upon it then it's a perfectly rational and "sane" career...think about it
>10 scoring shots vs 3>Went from 19 points behind to 17
>>154252689Toil should be optional.
>>154252689wrong, neets rule
>>154252680F U C K I N GT H I SHISThey come across as malingerers. "oh i can't do my basic duties and responsibilities because of my anxiety, oh no i'm allowed to be a selfish lazy piece of shit because of my mental health" fuck off cunt
>>154252689Toil has to bring rewards. If it's all toil it's just slavery then death which is a waste of existence.
>>154252689I'm 32 and have been a neet for all but two of my adult years. they were both the most miserable I'd ever been
Holy shit yous are gay
I'm in favour of IQ-based slavery
>>154252703for me it was the opposite
>>154252708thanks
the neet times were the best of times they were the worst of times
>>154252710I too am for AI enslaving all of humanity
trolling /afl/ is the most fun
>>154252699This basically.3 days of work a week would leave us time to think and do what we want to find fufillment and peace.But if weren't all burnt out, we'd be killing billionaires in seconds.
>Giants
>>154252718you too
the only thing bad about being a neet is that women won't date you. a warm female body is literally the only reason to work. but it's not enough of a tradeoff for me.thus I have mennel elf
>>154252703Opposite for meHard to have any self respect when I couldnt provide for myself and just felt like a piece of shit deep down all the timeToil provided the structure I needed in my life and is one of the avenues I strive to be better in
Thinking about the poor sods who have/had ALL the carnage in their Fantasy/Pooper teams this year>Gulden>Rozee>Petracca>Bont>Budarick>Grimglish>Zorko>Anderson>Dev Rob>Some other rooks
best time i had was in undergrad uni when i could do whatever whenever so long as i got my work in on time
>>154252642most people who aren't completely subhuman have an attractive face at those body fat levels. social skills are important if you want 9s and 10s but you will have such a higher floor that comfy 6s and 7s will be spilling their spaghetti just being around you.
I like watching those homeless addicted crackhead interviews when they're cute young girls
>>154252727I'm actually more concerned about the injured players than some fat nerds wasting time on fantasy football.
>>154252730fuck off faggot
thinking about eating a bowl of ice-cream
>>154252725I am too hardcore blackpilled to believe in those notions at all anymore. I am totally shameless in my neetdom. At a point it affected me, but that was before I worked. I was actually very keen to work before I had, then when I did I saw how the world worked and it repulsed me. Now I'm a totally shameless neet. Also I have a malignant hatred of routine. Even when I finished high school I felt like I just got done doing 12 years in prison.
>>154252738what are you a nurse or something lol
kek all the neets trying to act like their lives arent shit after depressionposting all weekyeah enjoy not being able to have any money to travel or buy a home or buy whatever you want
>>154252730Are you sure you're 18+?
THE VENGA BUS IS COMIN
>>154252725conditioning
>>154252750>have been working the past 5 years>have no money to buy a home>have no time to travelNice meme
>>154252750but...not even wagies can afford those thingsplus I have almost no interest in travel
>>154252679nigga we lived in caves bashing each other in the head with rocks for a million yearsfuck out of here with the sadcase shit
>>154252760just put the fries in the bag lil broim talking about real jobs
>>154252750you're right finna get a mcjob so i can buy a house
>>154252768>we
travelling is the biggest meme. especially in 2026 when the entire world is Mcglobohomoed.
This thread is a lost cause, think I’ll just wait for the next one…
You guys realise we solved world poverty with the advent of nuclear energy but the bigwigs want us still to worship money as God
>>154252772see >>154252770was a dropkick until aged 25, unemployed and partially employed for years with no degree buying my first home this year at age 31
>>154252770>feeding and clothing people aren't real jobs>consulting and stack development iskekKEK
>>154252768we were happier as hunter gatherers industrial society is the biggest mistake we ever made
>>154252753almost double that number
>>154252782there is more than enough wealth in the world to end poverty and world hunger
>>154252783getting a 30 year loan you mean kek
>>154252786only if you're poor
>>154252786based and tedpilled
>>154252719I'd be playing poker because loads of people would with their spare time like they did in covid and i'd sweep up loads of easy money because you cunts are so easy to beat
good lil slave made it off the plantation and into masters house
>>154252793the most miserable people on a spiritual level I know are filthy rich
>>154252783>buying my first home this year at age 31You're not buying a home, you're taking on debt from a financial institution who will have you working like a dog the next 30 years and THEN you'll own your first home.Good goy.
>>154252783congrats mate keep on pushing
>>154252791give me a milly and i'll be dead within a year
>>154252786We weren't happy, we were ignorant. There's no putting that knowledge back in the bottle.
Can't stop thinking about the reasons I'm still single and the fact a girl wouldn't admire a bloke who can't cook, garden, or anything practical
The holder I get, the more traditional Catholicism make sense
bailey smith may cop a fine for that
>>154252815Nonce alert.
read dostoevsky
>noooo these evil billionaires i keep willingly handing my money to for their goods and sevices nooo!
>>154252815older
>>154252815We don't have traditional catholic parishes in Australia
>>154252819I have. It was very gay. Probably the most emo thing I've read that wasn't written by a woman.
>traditional Catholicism aka Orthodoxy
>>154252818He said traditional Catholicism, not the modern American kind.
>>154252824the flag checks out
>>154252822There are few, but they exist if you look hard enough>>154252828>the church that rejects the papacy that also accepts the councils that affirmed the papacywew
>>154252809It's not about "happy" as in what we understand it to be. It's that our literal entire wiring biologically is set up for that environment. Our entire incentive reward structure in our brain is suited entirely for a hunter gatherer environment. And these incentive reward structures were actually paid off in a way that was clean. ie, you hunt an animal, get meat, tribe like you, bond with female, look at starswe exist with these exact drives, yet they are totally perverted by our environment that nothing feels genuinely satisfying
kek all the neets not realising that ones ability to access credit is the biggest hurdle in accumulating more wealth>hurr durr 30 year loanmy futures so bright you neets are closing your curtains
How will they announce the inner of the Sydney medal when they can't use the PA?
>>154252839>nothing feels genuinely satisfyingFor you.
>>154252839that assumes a lot about human history, civilisations rise and fall
Catholic church is full of gay jews
>>154252839>nothing feels genuinely satisfyingYou ever hit an absolutely pure 3 iron?
>>154252848Fact. Them keep them on big wooden T's on the wall.
>>154252842Jordan Lewis is going to bend over and they will yell it into his gaping anus. The echo will reverberate around the whole stadium. Will probably shatter a few windows.
I got some aviator glasses and now I'm practicing my Emmanuel Macron fo-shur impression
>>154252841Wagie cope. >just debtmaxx brooo
do people actually believe society as we know it will still exist in 10 years?
crazy when you learns the jesuits we basically started by crypto little hats
>>154252867nothing ever happens
>>154252867based me 20 years ago
>>154252841k keep telling yourself that as your asset depreciates and your neighbourhood is filled with new australians, meanwhile i'll keep saving money and get the fuck out of here when shit hits the fan.
>>154252875it already happened. you've just been been asleep
Baz has turned a new leafhttps://x.com/7AFL/status/2045114058462896416
>>154252884where will you go sweetie?
I like watching russian girls on YouTube show thr grocery stores and stuff
>>154252896i've got options baby.
>>154252898Sounds cozy.
>>154252888This wasn't based in the 1900s, it was normal. But today, it is dangerously based.
might wank my little willy
>>154252902im sure it will work out for you, youve clearly got it all planned out perfectly
>>154252908what about me mate
>>154252888I only have so many arms
the whole promise of waging is that one day over the horizon all your hard work will "pay off" for something, but it never does. I mean sure, if you tolerate or even enjoy waging and actually prefer it over neeting, more power to you. Just don't convince yourself you're doing anything that will have substantial gains in the future, or try to attach some kind of moral superiority to the fact you work. Especially in a post Epstein world where it's been revealed that the people running everything are deranged lunatics who would piss away your entire life's wage for a laugh. I'm not here to run around acting like a teeny bopper for someone else's money
>>154252910thanks i hope so too
>posting literal who twitter screencaps
Turning the other cheek is bitchmade shit
speak to your mates
this game has gone for 4 hours
Why aren’t they allowed to say battle of the bridge
>>154252907The mad guy is right desu.
WE HIT 100 POINTS AGAIN.
i don't have any mates except you lads
>>154252933I'm not your mate
>>154252884>saving moneyAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>154252933Same.
>6 goal winWhat a fizzer. These darby/derbies are pale imitations compared to a real, genuine showdown.
>>154252933sorry for being coarse tonight
the shitney teams could have called it literally anything but decided they had to name it after a (real) rivalry that already exists
Sideman charity match is on tomorrow
night lads
>>154252940cope
>>154252933speak to me
>>154252957na bla x
>>154252953hope xqc will be ok
post bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5meT63flnM
>>154252953Can’t wait to watch Marlon tear it up
i only listen to intelligent drum and bass
>>154252959yeah bro i'm mad jelly of your whopping 3%pa kek
FUCK UP WITH THAT MUSIC BLARING ACROSS THE STREET I'M TRYING TO SLEEP ON THIS PEACEFUL FRIDAY NIGHT
The dogs have ruined my weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U_LhzgwJ4U
>>154252969based, good songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
Don't think life could get any worse but
>>154252977you assume a lot, telling!
>>154252974for me it's dumb cunt and bass
https://youtu.be/XJKYS_RgZaE?si=HJc1qgQ0nooOt2c_
I DON'T WANT THE CROWNYOU CAN TAKE IT NOW
>>154252974does this qualify?https://youtu.be/BL-tDX8ATrk
so geelong just locked in butters yeah?
>>154253008na that's more melodic
>>154253025what about this? it was made in sydneyhttps://youtu.be/IDeqoxKJ8EI
gotta be https://youtu.be/0GvhZycK8X8?si=-G6e4T93rElkN8pQ
>>154252983basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYE6HW-J0L8
>>154253034idk but it's pretty good, reminds me of sewerslvt for more than one reason
Why was there so many searches for 'Brisbane refinery' in Israel in February? Kinda strange.
>>154253043based knower faith in /afl/manity restored
>>154253054it is sewerslvt, thats his/her new moniker
family's a complete basketcase, tempted just to wash my hands from them altogether and leave them behind, spent far too much mental and emotional energy and i'm at my end
>>154253062sick i need to listen to her more
>>154253069shes been going away from dnb a bit recentlythink she even released a hip hop beat EP
>>154253069>hersounds washed out on youtube but goes pretty deep on the headphones/monitorshttps://youtu.be/_t2S-wTfGH8?si=3oW7l6LYiMrMqTEP
from mp3 meant to say
>>154253086this shit makes depression feel good
Welp, time for my therapy session with ChatGPT
Belted my arsehole too hard, lads. Might need to go to the doctors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IyNbYt1xjI
We should all go on a pub crawl
>>154253099iktfbhttps://youtu.be/gh_LRvFUKyA?si=oYU18z94eDIst7rk
crazy this is 30 years oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrOJp5CR97Q
>>154253115sure mate, I've got the first round
>>154252917This, holy shit.
>>154252917start a business then big fella
>>154252917based has a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls anon
western they/themdogs
lol
>>154253213>jiggling around like a niggerhate this memegirl with an arse like that doesn't need to do anything except arch her back
only faggots cry about pawg sluts jiggling their cheeks
i like a square flat bum, like you'd see in euro art-house films before 2005ish
i like anal sluts that want their arses fucked and cummed in
>>154253227trvkeshaking it is unaesthetic
my first gf had literally no ass so when i fucked her doggy my pelvis would get bruised
>>154253115we could go to a music festival and wear alf shirts to find each other
>>154253247i also like nick daicos
>>154253255yeah fucked an anorexic girl that was similarim a missionary appreciator anyway
I've never had sex
movie idea: average joe has to try to not have sex for 40 days and 40 nights
>>154253261That would be fun actually
Reckon Hobart is my favourite city I’ve ever visited, it’s so comfy and slightly depressing
Film idea: Amateur hacker doxxes camwhores and sends the evidence to their families for the lulz
Getting harder to mask my autism at work. I go non-verbal midweek and scare my co-workers.
>>154253331never understood why everyone is expected to pretend to be friends and share personal information, no one's fucking business what i did on the weekend
>>154253261I dont like festivals
>>154253338I like talking to co-workers about my weekend but not the fkn ones who brag about their fkn house rennovations or new car.
>>154253338what don't you understand about jewish daycare?
Goys who talk about cars.Goys who talk about clothes. Goys who talk about "situationships". Goys who talk about rennovations. Goys who talk about video games. Goys who talk about drinking. Goys who talk about fishing. At least I get sport because it's exercise and stats are fun but all the other normie bs, piss off.
bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SDWFvsN2lw
you guys are such retards lmao>>>/r9k/ off ya go
>>154253380Hope you crush some tinnies and catch some big flatties this week mate!
I hate Germans
I mean (((Germans))).
we're all yamnaya when you think about it
i'm pattaya iykwim haha
im an arsehole
It seems that only I see how truly awful the average Australian is
Might goon to some f1nn5ter
goodnight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mszN_cAttaA
Which AFL player lurks here
>>154253616Elijah Hollands
>>154253621>>154253622thinking i should note this hivemind
swans :)
iggs
dogs had better odds beating the swans before the injuries, can’t wait to see how the odds have changed now, hopefully this tipped it in the swans favour. thanks cats :3
Lord, make me chaste, but not yet
voss is most likely getting sacked over this whole ordeal you heard it here first
>>154255169Voss did nothing wrong. It was the group coach / players + doctors that let him down.Carlton using it as an excuse to sack Voss is pathetic.
new>>154255753>>154255753>>154255753
Where cani stream this shit?
