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Friday 17/049.05pm CETLens - ToulouseSaturday 18/045.pm CETLorient - OM7.pm CETAngers - Le Havre9.05pm CETLOSC - NiceSunday 19/043.pm CETMonaco - Auxerre5.15pm CETMetz - Paris FCNantes - BrestStrasbourg - RennesMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETPARIS SAINT-GERMAIN FOOTBALL CLUB - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAISKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)3. Monaco (3x KWABs)4. Lens (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)5. Jean-Michel Aulas (1x KWAB)
Lens going out sad lmao
Lensamis??
ngl Strasbourg delivered some kino pics yesterday
>>154254216goated OP
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>154255743HOLY FUCK
HOLY KEK BASED LENS
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MERDE
ok this is epic
>TO LOSE
congratulations to lens who at home in the last minute beat a team playing with 10 men since the 17th minute, team that rotated most of their players because they soon play a semi final in the coupe de france.bravo.
basé lens
>>154256042imaginez être aussi salé au point d'écrire un pauvre copium à 22h44 plutôt que d'aller coucher son vieux cul dans son lit.Tu vois, moi j'ai bien bu, bien fait la fête et maintenant je vais aller m'allonger à côté de ma grosse en repensant à cette fin de match.
>>154256042Seething
>>154256042malding
>>154255684was pretty funny to see the Germans fuming on social media about that, when they did the same shit in Mayence.
The psyop is working, I am seriously considering getting a McDonald McSandwitch for this evening's McGame (delivered via Uber Eats)
coupet de france
>>154264953to be honest, le Menu Golden is pretty worth it.
>>154265071I never do menus because I don't like soda and I'm not paying for water my asshole landlord pays for already.
KWAB
KATSERIS KATSERIS KATSERIS
>>154264953I don't know how they do it. Sometimes I crave some McDo and when I buy a menu I find the food absolutely disgusting and I'm mad at myself for buying this slop.And yet like 3, 4 months later I'll want some again.
>>154266244Probably sugar
>>154266244Sometimes I find myself tempted by the idea of having McDonald's but I'm thrown off by the reminder of how disgusting the food is so I don't follow through.
Endrick status?
>>154266347Will get exposed tomorrow.Got one (1) assist last time.Got SCOckblocked before that.
>>154266244Any homemade casse-croûte with fresh baguette mogs bro. Dont fall for it bro. I Dindu any fast food for years.Based Merlus btw. Oooh almost the second.
Golgolgolgolgolgolgolgol Lorient !!!!Habib the dream hahahahah
That was a nice goal
Beye is going to end up in Belgium or Qatar so fast
>a fucking fish
>>154254216Looks like the cover from a black metal album, even if it's conceptually the opposite of black metal
At this pace, I truly believe that Chelsnourg is going to overtake Merdeseille
>>154267081This was predictable as soon as Beye took over desu
>>154267081Chelsbourg*Stupid autocorrect
Born on the BeyeBorn on the BeyeBorn on the Beye, oh, oh
>>154267232Reste cool bébé sinon j'te dirai Beye Beye
Stellar defending by SCO
>>154267417You were warned anon
>>154267458See they're not that bad
>>154267678>SeeI'm not watching this anon, I'm not enough of a masochist
psg chad here, I wouldn't mind psg losing to lyon tomorrow, marseille would do well in the conference league
>>154267838>marseille would do well in the conference leagueDon't overestimate them
>>154267838lol, lmao even.
>>154267838>marseille would do well>marseille>do well
>>154267798Yeah the second half wasn't too good.
>>154269119Wait a minute you picked SCO finally?
>>154269356No, I'm just watching games for now. I haven't made up my mind on a specific club yet. But so far I've grown fond of SCO, Auxerre and Lille more than the rest.
>Top14 get good qt refs while we have to deal with Stéphanie "ça glisse" FrappartFucking unfair
>>154271493another whore stealing a man's job
>another whore stealing a man's job
>>154271705I shave tho. but I'm right, we don't need them in our sports, this is token DEI bullshit
>>154271493not to sound like an asshole, but what's wrong with having male refs, male coaches for men matches and female refs, female coaches for women's matches? why are they so adamant on putting women in men's sports?
>I'm right, we don't need them in our sports, this is token DEI bullshit
Lille chocking a golden opportunity.0-0
>>154272198should've shopped actual lillois on the poster desu
You better search Benatia post match declarations.5mins of pure kino.
>>154272391quick rundown?
>>154272447Half-mafiosi half-quartier style roasting players non stop with all the mandatory "respect the club the fans" mixed in and stray bullets everywhere.
>>154269675>AuxerrePossibly one of the most SOVL choices.
>>154272580what's his objectives? having the players turn on him, hoping the fans won't ask for his head?
>>154272631seconded
>>154272691oh wow, that's a really old one
>le havre encore 1-1On va pas le faire n'est-ce pas
>>154281958Don't shittalk Guy Roux anon
>>154282059>being out of /L1/ AND having to live in Le HavreI'm sorry anon
>>154282096Nevermind I just checked the rankings. Looks like you're gonna have to suffer for yet another season at least
>>154272391>>154272447https://x.com/oContextOM/status/2045573329554145321KEKEK
>>154282589magnifique.
>>154282096How dare you assume living in Le Havre sucks (it does but I can't get out of this city)
Yeah. That's the club.
fucking monaco
>>154283951>Brazucanon is officially a Burgondy supremacist now. Best wishes.>OM lost>Lille draw>Muneghu kwabingThey are too polite to take the UCL spots?
Who would've thunk missing a fuckload of goals in the 1st half would have consequences.
time to watch this shitfest
noone remembers these uncs
What's with the C team?UCL semis are in two weeks
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL WITH HIM REAL MADRID WOULD HAVE BEEN THROUGH
moreira>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>leao
Hendryck
>go on a nice hike, come back late miss the first few minutes>already 0-1Fuck. This won't last anyway.>>154283275>assumeI've worked there multiple times for a few days anon
YES YES YES MOREIRA 120 MILLION TO FRAUDIOLA'S SHITTY IN 2 YEARS
oh NONONONO
We have our KWAB of the week
Lmao what the fuck is happening
>>154290491Unironically nearly possible, he's been carrying Lyon these last few months
PSG COLLAPSING?
>>154290565They focus on the CL o algo
>>154290565not yet, they will once they lose to bayern just like they imploded when lille won the league
Quelqu'un aurait le lien pour un stream de PSG-OL ?
Fugg I missed KO and >we are 2 down kek
>>154290595sportyhunter point space
>>154290626Kwab Doué.
HOLY FUCK
>>154290626Merci l'ami
>>154290720>ERA un peu
>désactivez-le
C'est quoi ces corners et touches dégueulasses ? Et avec un jeune en prime
>>154290504yes, marseille. they're the ones suffering the most from that lyon win
Kwab Ramos.It stinks kek
ahahahahaha
Lmao this is much less of a pen than the last potential situation
They really want this KWABOTW title don't they
LMFAO @ GONCALO RAMOS
OuchUltimate sacrifice
>>154266429Well, well, well
>
>>154290857>>154290338poor man's eddie murphy
I'm 80% sure that game is actually an experiment from LE to see if playing both the Brazilian and Ukrainian fraud at the same time would make them cancel each other, only to find out it actually doubles the defensive Kwab effect.
And Vitinha injured...
rip vitinha
Did PSG's CL hope just get Endrick'd?
>diving against 2026 Lyon
without moreira's injury europa league was in the pocket
>+6
Any hue lip reader to decode what Endrick just said?
Half-time. Enrique will be forced to go all out.
>>154291103quero fazer sexo
>>154291311uma delicia
Zabarnyi is frightening
For a total humiliation>90'+8' Ghezzal
>>154291735No warcrime plz
>>154291758Overhead kick
>Hateboer replacing KluivertGrim but wise booking-wise
Game's starting to be a bit boring desu>no red on KIL's terror attackHow surprising
No comeback in sight. GG Lyon fags.Troll bar Dembele.
>Paulo "no sub" FonsecaThis could cost OL big time>>154292086It's far from over anonLyon are choke artists
lyon sissiescan >we hold and will paree choke the uber eats (again)
>>154292163YesNo
>Khalis "brindille" Merah with cramps at minute 85How surprising
Kvara golazo!!!
pls we need the cl spot stop that
ALORS PEUT-ETRE?
>>154292486Fug anon my stream is behind, don't spoil
Finito. GG guise
>>154292507Fugg I did again kek.
Hé ben putain j'aurais jamais parié sur un tel résultat
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 30https://poal.me/qe5daghttps://poal.me/qe5daghttps://poal.me/qe5daghttps://poal.me/qe5dag
BITCH SLAPPED WITH A BIG ASS COCK
Solid Classico fight for the week KWAB award imho. Crazy L1 week in general.
>>154291103He'll make another baby tonight
>>154292570OMERDE OF COURSEyou have to be mentally ill to put psg in the kwab of the week. psg are still first with one game in hand, marseille lost to lorient and are now 6th, SIXTH.
chevalier would have stop the two goals just saying >>154292699you wont escape your fate cacatari
>>154292731Cheeky
>>154292731NEVERbut I'm right. you're so asshurt at our domination that you take anything as a win for you. like mocking a billionaire because he stuttered a word once during a speech.
Listening to rmc just to enjoy journalists crying like bitches
>>154292816>like mocking a billionaire because he stuttered a word once during a speechyou wouldnt get it it's a french thing
How funny would it be for PSG to keep on KWABing>check schedule>next week is Brest-LensThat's doable>Angers-PSGOhNevermind
>>154293047Kek
>>154293047PSG title throw scenarios :>KWAB scenariosLosing to Lorient or Angers>SOVL scenarioLosing to Nantes so they narrowly escape relegation>K I N O scenarioLosing to PFC
>>154292570For me, it's missing a penalty by kicking low and centered.
>>154299620 2nd tier general? Just a heads up in case you guys are interested>>154254216
>>154292644On one hand I still think she's a gold digger but on the other hand no woman that's a GD has a body language like that. I think she's extremely Yandere, like ultra possessive on some toxic>he belongs to ME, he's MINE and I make sure everyone knows it.
