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Friday 17/049.05pm CETLens - ToulouseSaturday 18/045.pm CETLorient - OM7.pm CETAngers - Le Havre9.05pm CETLOSC - NiceSunday 19/043.pm CETMonaco - Auxerre5.15pm CETMetz - Paris FCNantes - BrestStrasbourg - RennesMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETPARIS SAINT-GERMAIN FOOTBALL CLUB - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAISKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)3. Monaco (3x KWABs)4. Lens (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)5. Jean-Michel Aulas (1x KWAB)
Lens going out sad lmao
Lensamis??
ngl Strasbourg delivered some kino pics yesterday
>>154254216goated OP
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>154255743HOLY FUCK
HOLY KEK BASED LENS
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MERDE
ok this is epic
>TO LOSE
congratulations to lens who at home in the last minute beat a team playing with 10 men since the 17th minute, team that rotated most of their players because they soon play a semi final in the coupe de france.bravo.
basé lens
>>154256042imaginez être aussi salé au point d'écrire un pauvre copium à 22h44 plutôt que d'aller coucher son vieux cul dans son lit.Tu vois, moi j'ai bien bu, bien fait la fête et maintenant je vais aller m'allonger à côté de ma grosse en repensant à cette fin de match.
>>154256042Seething
>>154256042malding
>>154255684was pretty funny to see the Germans fuming on social media about that, when they did the same shit in Mayence.
The psyop is working, I am seriously considering getting a McDonald McSandwitch for this evening's McGame (delivered via Uber Eats)
coupet de france
>>154264953to be honest, le Menu Golden is pretty worth it.
>>154265071I never do menus because I don't like soda and I'm not paying for water my asshole landlord pays for already.
KWAB
KATSERIS KATSERIS KATSERIS
>>154264953I don't know how they do it. Sometimes I crave some McDo and when I buy a menu I find the food absolutely disgusting and I'm mad at myself for buying this slop.And yet like 3, 4 months later I'll want some again.
>>154266244Probably sugar
>>154266244Sometimes I find myself tempted by the idea of having McDonald's but I'm thrown off by the reminder of how disgusting the food is so I don't follow through.
Endrick status?
>>154266347Will get exposed tomorrow.Got one (1) assist last time.Got SCOckblocked before that.
>>154266244Any homemade casse-croûte with fresh baguette mogs bro. Dont fall for it bro. I Dindu any fast food for years.Based Merlus btw. Oooh almost the second.
Golgolgolgolgolgolgolgol Lorient !!!!Habib the dream hahahahah
That was a nice goal
Beye is going to end up in Belgium or Qatar so fast
>a fucking fish
>>154254216Looks like the cover from a black metal album, even if it's conceptually the opposite of black metal
At this pace, I truly believe that Chelsnourg is going to overtake Merdeseille
>>154267081This was predictable as soon as Beye took over desu
>>154267081Chelsbourg*Stupid autocorrect
Born on the BeyeBorn on the BeyeBorn on the Beye, oh, oh
>>154267232Reste cool bébé sinon j'te dirai Beye Beye
Stellar defending by SCO
>>154267417You were warned anon
>>154267458See they're not that bad
>>154267678>SeeI'm not watching this anon, I'm not enough of a masochist
psg chad here, I wouldn't mind psg losing to lyon tomorrow, marseille would do well in the conference league
>>154267838>marseille would do well in the conference leagueDon't overestimate them
>>154267838lol, lmao even.
>>154267838>marseille would do well>marseille>do well
>>154267798Yeah the second half wasn't too good.
>>154269119Wait a minute you picked SCO finally?
>>154269356No, I'm just watching games for now. I haven't made up my mind on a specific club yet. But so far I've grown fond of SCO, Auxerre and Lille more than the rest.
>Top14 get good qt refs while we have to deal with Stéphanie "ça glisse" FrappartFucking unfair
>>154271493another whore stealing a man's job
>another whore stealing a man's job
>>154271705I shave tho. but I'm right, we don't need them in our sports, this is token DEI bullshit
>>154271493not to sound like an asshole, but what's wrong with having male refs, male coaches for men matches and female refs, female coaches for women's matches? why are they so adamant on putting women in men's sports?
>I'm right, we don't need them in our sports, this is token DEI bullshit
Lille chocking a golden opportunity.0-0
>>154272198should've shopped actual lillois on the poster desu
You better search Benatia post match declarations.5mins of pure kino.
>>154272391quick rundown?
>>154272447Half-mafiosi half-quartier style roasting players non stop with all the mandatory "respect the club the fans" mixed in and stray bullets everywhere.
>>154269675>AuxerrePossibly one of the most SOVL choices.
>>154272580what's his objectives? having the players turn on him, hoping the fans won't ask for his head?
>>154272631seconded
>>154272691oh wow, that's a really old one
>le havre encore 1-1On va pas le faire n'est-ce pas
>>154281958Don't shittalk Guy Roux anon
>>154282059>being out of /L1/ AND having to live in Le HavreI'm sorry anon
>>154282096Nevermind I just checked the rankings. Looks like you're gonna have to suffer for yet another season at least
>>154272391>>154272447https://x.com/oContextOM/status/2045573329554145321KEKEK
>>154282589magnifique.
>>154282096How dare you assume living in Le Havre sucks (it does but I can't get out of this city)
Yeah. That's the club.
fucking monaco
>>154283951>Brazucanon is officially a Burgondy supremacist now. Best wishes.>OM lost>Lille draw>Muneghu kwabingThey are too polite to take the UCL spots?
Who would've thunk missing a fuckload of goals in the 1st half would have consequences.
time to watch this shitfest
noone remembers these uncs
What's with the C team?UCL semis are in two weeks
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL WITH HIM REAL MADRID WOULD HAVE BEEN THROUGH
moreira>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>leao
Hendryck
>go on a nice hike, come back late miss the first few minutes>already 0-1Fuck. This won't last anyway.>>154283275>assumeI've worked there multiple times for a few days anon
YES YES YES MOREIRA 120 MILLION TO FRAUDIOLA'S SHITTY IN 2 YEARS
oh NONONONO
We have our KWAB of the week
Lmao what the fuck is happening
>>154290491Unironically nearly possible, he's been carrying Lyon these last few months
PSG COLLAPSING?
>>154290565They focus on the CL o algo
>>154290565not yet, they will once they lose to bayern just like they imploded when lille won the league
Quelqu'un aurait le lien pour un stream de PSG-OL ?
Fugg I missed KO and >we are 2 down kek
>>154290595sportyhunter point space
>>154290626Kwab Doué.
HOLY FUCK
>>154290626Merci l'ami
>>154290720>ERA un peu
>désactivez-le
C'est quoi ces corners et touches dégueulasses ? Et avec un jeune en prime
>>154290504yes, marseille. they're the ones suffering the most from that lyon win
Kwab Ramos.It stinks kek
ahahahahaha
Lmao this is much less of a pen than the last potential situation
They really want this KWABOTW title don't they
LMFAO @ GONCALO RAMOS
OuchUltimate sacrifice
>>154266429Well, well, well
>
>>154290857>>154290338poor man's eddie murphy
I'm 80% sure that game is actually an experiment from LE to see if playing both the Brazilian and Ukrainian fraud at the same time would make them cancel each other, only to find out it actually doubles the defensive Kwab effect.
And Vitinha injured...
rip vitinha
Did PSG's CL hope just get Endrick'd?
>diving against 2026 Lyon
without moreira's injury europa league was in the pocket
>+6
Any hue lip reader to decode what Endrick just said?
Half-time. Enrique will be forced to go all out.
>>154291103quero fazer sexo
>>154291311uma delicia
Zabarnyi is frightening
For a total humiliation>90'+8' Ghezzal
>>154291735No warcrime plz
>>154291758Overhead kick
>Hateboer replacing KluivertGrim but wise booking-wise
Game's starting to be a bit boring desu>no red on KIL's terror attackHow surprising
No comeback in sight. GG Lyon fags.Troll bar Dembele.
>Paulo "no sub" FonsecaThis could cost OL big time>>154292086It's far from over anonLyon are choke artists
lyon sissiescan >we hold and will paree choke the uber eats (again)
>>154292163YesNo
>Khalis "brindille" Merah with cramps at minute 85How surprising
Kvara golazo!!!
pls we need the cl spot stop that
ALORS PEUT-ETRE?
>>154292486Fug anon my stream is behind, don't spoil
Finito. GG guise
>>154292507Fugg I did again kek.
Hé ben putain j'aurais jamais parié sur un tel résultat
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 30https://poal.me/qe5daghttps://poal.me/qe5daghttps://poal.me/qe5daghttps://poal.me/qe5dag
BITCH SLAPPED WITH A BIG ASS COCK
Solid Classico fight for the week KWAB award imho. Crazy L1 week in general.
>>154291103He'll make another baby tonight
>>154292570OMERDE OF COURSEyou have to be mentally ill to put psg in the kwab of the week. psg are still first with one game in hand, marseille lost to lorient and are now 6th, SIXTH.
chevalier would have stop the two goals just saying >>154292699you wont escape your fate cacatari
>>154292731Cheeky
>>154292731NEVERbut I'm right. you're so asshurt at our domination that you take anything as a win for you. like mocking a billionaire because he stuttered a word once during a speech.
Listening to rmc just to enjoy journalists crying like bitches
>>154292816>like mocking a billionaire because he stuttered a word once during a speechyou wouldnt get it it's a french thing
How funny would it be for PSG to keep on KWABing>check schedule>next week is Brest-LensThat's doable>Angers-PSGOhNevermind
>>154293047Kek
>>154293047PSG title throw scenarios :>KWAB scenariosLosing to Lorient or Angers>SOVL scenarioLosing to Nantes so they narrowly escape relegation>K I N O scenarioLosing to PFC
>>154292570For me, it's missing a penalty by kicking low and centered.
>>154299620 2nd tier general? Just a heads up in case you guys are interested>>154254216
>>154292644On one hand I still think she's a gold digger but on the other hand no woman that's a GD has a body language like that. I think she's extremely Yandere, like ultra possessive on some toxic>he belongs to ME, he's MINE and I make sure everyone knows it.
>Touché au talon droit contre l'OL dimanche, Vitinha forfait contre Nantes et Angers>Chevalier may be coming backSCObros, there is hope
Hernandez looks salty af
>>154292644What does this expression convey?
https://x.com/La_Melooow/status/2045939717816946982
>>154303935wtf I love Endrick now
>>154303935Whenever I see a player celebrate like this I can't help but imagine them rehearsing these dances for half an hour in front of the mirror everyday.
>>154303935god he's pathetic. this was 15 seconds too long
>>154303935>look at me, I'm Vinny now
>>154305493t. Parichien
BAH ALORS LAAAAAAAADEMI FINALE CDFALLEZ TOULOUSE
mais quel arbitre de merde, il y a penalty la, pauvre connard, 15 ans pour prendre une décision évidente.
c'est fini
>Lens never won the cuphuh, interestingi hope they do it this time
Facile.
Kino
when will frenc sisses realize they got the absolute mandigo of a human the absolute peak of bbcness playing in their country and bow down to him?
>>154317006I would let saud marry my sister whom I have a crush on.t. ch'ti
>>154254216>>154266705yeah, that's the dream theater logo
>>154316205>inb4 they get cockblocked by Bluegroup's Extended Cinematic Universe©'s Chelsea Football Club™ ELITE B-Team
You guys know PSG is playing right?
FUCK
ahahaahhahahah get fucked ABPSG
> It's one of those Dembele games
DAMN SON
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAMN SON x2
>Lens gonna win the cup.
>>154328930Nice will and he will all laugh.
>>154254216is this seriously called mcdonalds?
>>154329017Absolutely.
i feel like Nice is going to unkwab their season
>>154329497I hope they don't.I hope Lens wins the cup and loses the title race by 1 point so they have to pretend to be happy with their season.
>>154336226>have to pretendbro we started this season aiming for the top 6,wtf are you on about ?
>>154254216Is that Baal
>>154328930that'd be deserved honestly, they need a title
KWABOTW Loading?
>>154351933Il parle de la ville ?
>>154351933Hon hon hon
Friday 24/048.45pm CETBrest - LensSaturday 25/043.pm CETOL - Auxerre7.pm CETAngers - PSG9.05pm CETToulouse - MonacoSunday 26/043.pm CETLorient - Strasbourg5.15pm CETLe Havre - MetzParis FC - LOSCRennes - NantesMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETOLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE - OLYMPIQUE GYMNASTE CLUB DE NICEKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (7x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)3. Monaco (3x KWABs)4. Lens (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)5. Jean-Michel Aulas (1x KWAB)
LMAOOOOOOOO didnt they play like 2 days ago....what a corrupt joke a of a league. HTIS IS SOMETHING that when it happens in football manager players ask for an update to fix the obvious bug! i take back everything i said about the grecoturkish leagues and even romanias
>>154354861>corrupt joke a of a leagueYes this is well known though, Ligue 1 takes its decisions in Doha.France is a corrupt nation
They had too much to drink, haven't they
Is Lens KWABing its own title race ?
DANS VOS CHATTES LES LENSOIS
>>154356079>CHATTESBrests
>>154354861kek now it's over for Lens
>>154354861>>154356006>Oh no my precious Lenserino can't play 4 games in one month.
3 0 BREST AYAAAAAAA
>mfw Brest can still miss a CL qualification>>154356181I don't care much about Lens, I just dislike (P)$G
>>154356181reminder that piss shit gay retards protested about fixture congestion after losing at home to lille because they just had to play a regular cl match quarti, and despite having a 45 man squad
>Lucas TousartHahahahahahaha >Dina EbimbeTiti sûr
No way Brest is choking this
>>154356578I should shaddap maybe. Same scenario vs Toulouse.
>>154356464> piss shit gay retards protested about fixture congestionIn your dreams maybe> having a 45 man squadAlso in your dreams
SAINT MAXIMIN>brest
Congrats PSG on the title
BANDE D'ENCULES LES BRESTOIS PAS CAPABLES DE CONSERVER 3 BUTS D'AVANCE
PRESQUE
KEK
>>154356877Mad as fuck lmao
now after this display, lens and their team obviously not winning due to qatar schedule rigging lens have every right to send every piss shit gay player to the hospital with broken legs and cruciate ligament ruptures ahead of the bayern second leg and of course ahead of the mundial
Lens qui fait exprès de perdre la première mi-temps pour aller récupérer le bon sel breton en deuxième.
Lens must be fucking stopped, they always fucking comeback, betting games with Lens are absolute nightmare fuel
So Thorgan Hazard is signing to Lens, after Thauvin, are they trolling LOSC or what
>>154357565Just bet on them making a comeback then
Ok. I summon swissfag and huezilfag.
>Kendrick divingNo era
Goal yaremchuk. Auxerre is very weak.
>>154369920Yes?
>>154370136>Auxerre is very weakYes but they have 3 former OL players, the good old "scoring against his former team" curse is powerful enough to make it happen>mfw I missed the goal AGAIN
Why don't they stop the chronometer for the freshment breaks? >Mangala out, Tessman inOof that doesn't look goodAaaand AJA goal as I'm writing this kek
>Dindu nuffin'Bug banned>>154369920Noice we need brazucanon now.Wtf that KWAB goal
>>154370325Gooooool del ex as they say in Italy.
>>154370355So predictable, I should've placed a bet
Incoming>85' Moreira>90'+4' Faivrewith boreball in between
>>154370370Been looking ur game since the beginning. Total dominiation until Mangala subbed. Kendrick troll post.
Trollpost for Bobby
>>154370407Looks like my stream is quite behind as usual
>>154370438Yeah I'm always spoiling if I cacaposte quick. Related HT slag.
>>154370513>there are people who pay for thisDon't worry I could very well pay for a subscription if I wanted to avoid spoilers. I'm not willing to feed these millionaires money though, even if that means not watching the games.
Who's this Daniel lad?
>>154370641Not paying anything btw.That Sinayoko dive hahaha 10/10
>>154370739Fug looks like I always pick mediocre streams>Yarem in charge of displaying technical skills
S U L CULC>Bafé family spotted
>>154370794>Laura TolissoHot
>>154370826>mfw I looked up Mrs TolissoAt least we know there's real love involved here
I'm not spoiling !
>>154370906KekBased anon and based Corentin "real lover" Tolisso
We hvaen't seen O Bastardo so much today, quite unusual, but I guess he gave everything in the last game
154370908Always impressed with his hability to read offensive moves and appear at the right place.And again Tolisso and again I dont spoil.
>>154370958Same, this guy is everywhere on the pitchJust seen the goal, Yarem has been kinda shit and still ends up with a double lel
What the fuck is this (lack of) defensive organisation
>TagliaficoRed incoming
AJA kek. They are such ball molesters ffs.
>>154370947Forgot he was on the pitch. He's a big game player.
>>154371122A real SOVL team though>>154371134I disagree, he basically kept the team afloat before getting injured
>>154370513there is nothing more disgusting than braces, fetishists never tried to kiss a girl with braces obviously
Murderball
>Air tagliafico
YAREMCHUK BOSSING THE FARMERS LEAGUE
>Most dangerous lead>>154371165True but I was not looking there.
>Greif
Nevermind, mouleshotHow the fuck can Lyon keep getting scored against by teams that have virtually no chances, but maintain the lead vs psg and the likes who shoot twice per minute
>Tanguyafico
>>154371263Concentration. They wouldn't relax against Kvara or Boivert .
>>154371303Hes hilarious
Well. Deserved win. Max Pressure on Rats. Tolisso mvp.
The good thing following OL is that you learn how to improve your bowel control quite quickly
>>154371365Keked. You can relax now.
>>154371414
No one is watching?
>>154373961We all know POO-hess gay will win, the real deal is Omerde Nice, will some real KWAB potential action
but de mounia
>>154373961this general killed ligue 1
>barcola
>>154373961Watching what?
>>154374435you
>>154374961
Welcome back to /L1/Can't wait to see other players freeze their balls in the Troyan winter nights
>>154376620I honestly don't think they'll stay long, but then if I'm not mistaken they're actually a man city subsidiary now
>>154379889>they're actually a man city subsidiary nowThis is all so tiresome
Kwab Merlus
>>154379889what? when?
the thing with guys like Lepaul... he reminds me of Martin Terrier, the one season wonder in ligue 1 guy who's going to get speculated like crazy, but unable to breakthrough other leagues.I know it's pretty to say that, but the only he could ever sniff the NT is if he plays in epl, bundesliga or liga. Ligue 1 is too fraudulent/PSG centric.
>>154385753>>154390734Huh? ESTAC being under Emirates/Citeh control is old news guys. 4 or 5 years iirc.
>>154391620>Les 5 grands championnats.>Esteban 'Pichihi' Lepaul from Stade Renois in the list.Wake up. And wtf PSG has to do with it kek.
>OM-Nice Snoozing. Sardines are buck broken jeez.
>>154391854>And wtf PSG has to do with itdeevaluating the competitiveness and credibility of the league.
It's seethe o'clock for all of you faggots
Lmao
bruh
>>154392437>uncLast time L1 has credibility it was still called 1st Division.>>154392658>Era
Elie wahiiiiii hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaa PANENKA
Top banter
>>1543924372009-2012 was perfect.
>>154392437> The NT when it was all guys playing overseas and Lyon players = good> The NT when it's all guys playing overseas and PSG players = bad
>No ERA.E finita
ALLEZ BIEN OUS FAIRE ENCULER LES MARSEILLAIS BANDE DE MERDES AHAHAHA
Just came back home>1 - 1 with a side of humiliationPerfect scoreIs the captcha that long/laggy for you guys too?
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 31https://poal.me/j3a706https://poal.me/j3a706https://poal.me/j3a706https://poal.me/j3a706
>>154393550Ok we need someone else doing this because this is beyond retarded.You got Lens for scoring 3 and getting the equalizer at the last second while Brest choked a 3-0 lead?
>>154393445Nope ça glisse bien.
>>154393678Yeah the Lens item is stupidHard to vote for anyone else than OM, getting Panenka'd out of the CL is tough
>>154393678fair point, i also got Lens choking miserably to a mid-table team that has nothing else to play this season (Lens was in still in the title race before the game) who hasn't won a single game since early March, conceding 3 goals they shouldn't have concede in the first place to such a weaker team.So yeah, Brest is bad, i give you that, could have been added to the poll, but to the result, but the outcome of that game for Lens is far worse despite their comeback.
>>154394211Also a fait point but no one expects them to really contend for the title
>black managerskompany's disasterclass soon
>>154391620He's a former SCO man, he'll do well for a couple seasons, be noticed and bought, keep doing well and the next season he'll shit the bed.Happened with Mo Ali Cho, currently happening with Abdelli.Nobody learned from the Nicolas Pepe sale (no refunds btw)
>>154397092My boy Lepaulz... he just needs more time
>>154393550>PFC>HA!
>>154402816>breaking the famous "Toulouse Brest Angers [x]"baka desu senpai
>>154402816seriously, how the fuck are they this low with that much money? are they throwing the season?
>somehow, Lloris has returned.
>>154404691Billionaires in charge of efficiency
>>154404969It's the blessing of the Russian dragonfly finally paying off
>>154404969I completely forgot Chti'Lucasse.
>>154405942Who?
>page 9
>>154404969what's the point of this?
/ourclown/ just post this
>>154417431>They make a living out of thisFair play.
>>154417586while Henni is a complete retard, IP is actually a fairly good commentator, i saw his live during PSG Inter final
>>154417431>deux énormes gros lards boucaquesl'état absolu du youtube game footbalistique français. Heureusement qu'il reste Raphfootball et Thomas parle foot.
>>154417431Now kiss>t. big gay man-loving homosexual barafag
wtf Kvara is actually that guy
lol PSG is going to single handedly raise France's UCL wins
>>154420067>Hakimi Mendes Kvara killed.
>>154421431>wins 0-0 at Munich
>>154428289PSG shouldn't be too cocky considering the good old remontada memories
>Lucas Chevalier touché à une cuisse, sa participation à la Coupe du monde menacée>sa participation à la Coupe du monde
>>154433205Qui?'Sont marrants, l'Équipe, des fois...Lloris comme running gag, c'est pas mal aussi
>>154433372Ils ont compris que se foutre de la gueule de Chevalier générait du clic
>>154432263mbappé was the curse, the remontadas happen to psg's opponents nowthe kimmich faggot will regret his words once again.
>>154433695Rien à dire Mbappé a été très fort pour curse le PSG de la remontada originelle de 2017 alors qu'il jouait à Monaco
>>154433673Kek u are right I guess
>>154433777the moment he agreed to join psg, psg got remontada'd right after it.
>>154433205his downfall must be studied
do we root for Chelsbourg or nah?
>>154448163Hell yeah we do
fugg
consider this
>>154449097I want to believe
>>154449165is this mathemathically possible?
>>154449209Pretty sure it isn't, not even counting how delusional you'd have to be in order to truly believe it
>>154449406T-t-the LFP will sanction PSG by removing 10 points from them after Luis Enrique headbutts Pierre Sage at the end of Lens' 13-0 win.
Disgusting game on Straẞ side. Emegha is truly a Batave nignog. The 1-0 isn't so bad finally.>>154449406NTA pas possible
>>154449453honestly they can do it.
>>154450261doesn't change the fact they played like ass
>>154254216Bouches du Rhone the best region on the FranceBouches du Rhone, the most SOVL region on the FranceBouches du Rhone, where one can find the best weed and hash on the EuropaI miss bejng in Bouches du Rhone, someking some hash near Berre-L'EtangeI miss going to the Boulangerie buying a pain au chocolate from the nice hijab wearing lady for 1€I miss going to THAT street in Marseille that's filled with whores and i try to haggle the price with my shitty, beyond broken french.
>>154459666>rooting for OMerde
Being a CF63 supporter is suffering. And it won't get any better...
>>154459666ferme ta bouche
Imagine having Qatari cock buried so deep into your mouth that you end up with a full main category about one single game on your """sports""" website, many days after
>>154463025irrelevant to qataris, it's just journalists being lazy and using any opportunities to have an easy job, they're just using a game that isn't decisive to pretend they are competent people.
>>154459666>Satan feels at home in that hellhole of a city that is MarseilleWhat are the odds.All the pollution and radiation in the étang de Berre must have gotten to your brain and fucked it up really hard, dude. What was your opinion about all those niggers and mudslimes?
>>154464396Marseille is very comfy. Don't know why people on the internet say it is Rio de Janeiro or St Louis tier.Nothing bad ever happened to me while there. I've been to La Castallane, i've been there both durng the day, and night. Nothing bad ever happened to me.People just want to sell their drugs man, they are entreprenours, providing a service. France could make so much money if they legalized drugs, and then more peopel did weed toruism in Marseille, just like i do.I spent close to 1000€ for the tiem i stayed there my man, i am helping your state paying your retirment pensions.Anyway, it's back to work now, until next year!
>>154472053>portuguese>work>
Saturday 02/053.pm CETNantes - OM5.pm CETPSG - Lorient7.pm CETMetz - Monaco9.05pm CETNice - LensSunday 03/053.pm CETLOSC - Le Havre5.15pm CETAuxerre - AngersParis FC - BrestStrasbourg - ToulouseMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETOLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS - STADE RENNAIS FOOTBALL CLUBKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (7x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)3. Monaco (3x KWABs)4. Lens (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)5. Jean-Michel Aulas (1x KWAB)5. Paris FC (1x KWAB)
>>154473062Can OM be beaten to the KWABOTY title race?
>>154475149Solid momentum on OM side. They look unstoppable.>In Habibey we trust
>>154475229If they get beaten by Nantes there is little chance of stopping them
>>154475519They're making Nantes look like the 1994/95 squad so far.
>>154475149PSG and OL would need to KWAB 3 times in a row. That's impossible. If OMerde does the needfull 1 more game, they'll win the KWAB championship 25/26 lmao
>>154475568>watching OM playISHYGDDT
>>154476199There are 20,000 other Brazilians watching this game with me at 10:39 and they're all gambling addicts seething at Marseille.
>>154476252Brazilians are masochists
Damn good opportunity for Lorient to blow >our asses.
Congratulations to OM for the KWABOTY
>"Et le but Nantais !" while I type.
Oh nononono
>>154476879Why?
>2-0Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah *inspire* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHHQQHHQHAHAHAHA
Holy shit
Will OM save FCNA's ass this year?
>>154476990Y el tercero goooooooolHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGA
Le troisième
ET UNET DEUX ET TROIS ZERO
Marseille never misses an opportunity to KWAB HAHAHAHA
Kino goal
>>154477060Auxerre will beat SCO and Nice.
>>154477069Your pic is still representing more money than Lorient's whole budget m8
>>154477139I wished the wankers got relegated but it's impossible now
>>154477173Why does everyone seem to hate them? Is it just more anti-provençaux discrimination?
>OMDR
>>154477147>MoneyIt's a lazy answer swissfag you can do better. Seriously I'd be happy with a draw and no injuries here.
>>154477261I know but even money aside, these guys should btfo Lorient any day. PSG's bench is still better than 90% of Ligue 1's main teams>>154477216Their fans are absolute retards. Also, Puel
>>154477296>A Fakkin' fishIt's a good team and I know >my guys too well. But I won't bother you more bro. >Nantes wants the fourth. OM defensive line is left alone. Scandalous attitudes
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>154475728It could happen if PSG loses and/or ties all its remaining games and loses the title.Very unlikely but that would be a generational KWABOTW run.
>>154477583Sure but their recent form has been bad, 1W / 1D / 3L in the last 5 games. I like their fishy ass but realistically they're not very good
>traoré missed the goal AND got injuredmdr
>Balerdi injuredIt's a good thing for OM, isn't it
>from being in the CL spot to not even getting European footballholy kwab
Time to repost picrel
Get 4 the magic amount of consecutive L1 titles
>>154477771Oops
GG OL Lyonnes btw.
ET BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>Goal M'bayeKWAB GK
>Pablo Pagis equalizerKek. Enrique chimpout
>>154477759Mandatory.Also we could already vote for KWAB contender, no need to wait anymore.
>Dommage Bradley.*sigh* Many such cases.
>>154478086Let's not get ahead of ourselves, a lot can happen
>>154478086
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>une putain de poiscaille
>Gol WZEBien Captain'
>2-2KWAB
putain de ngubu de merde
Almost the third. Finally a save from Marin.
ERA PENAL AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
nevermind REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UNPUTAINDEPOISSON
what the fucka sudden win for my canaries?wtf happened lol
>>154476252kek what a terrible day for the brazilians gambling addicts
>>154476252>betting for a club too far from the cl spots over a club that is trying to survive
>Muneghu starting XIPOGBACK
DANS CETTE SITUATION :> A. Je la glisse tranquille à l'un de mes deux (2) coéquipiers qui a fait l'appel et a juste à la glisser au fond> B. Je tente une minasse du gauche au premier poteau que je suis le seul mec sur terre à imaginer aller au fond
>>154480893ngubu teammates, they would sky it
>>154480893honestly, after Congo Mali's bottle against argenCHINA in 2022, i wouldn't pass them the ball to such teammates.
Lens has ONE job tonight.They win, 4points behind PSG. It's possible. We must believe.
>Lens have never won at the Allianz Riviera in 7 attempts spanning 15 years
Fucking finally
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOLENS BOTTLING AGAIN
>late minute equalizerit's all tiresome.
choqueurs
welp gg PSG
>>154483493i mean, i don't know why you're surprised. It's Lens after all. I love my club but they're constantly choking during matches they absolutely shouldn't. Remember Metz ? They only have 3 wins this season and one of them is against Lens...
>>154481336HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
>>154481653history is too strongbut psg never won more than 4 ligue 1 in a row so....
6 points with 3 lefts gamewith a better goal difference so basically 7 points.it's over lens bros
>>154484203Right but there's a Lens-PSG
>>154484278uh oh
>>154481336fucking jinxed it faggot
>>154481336kwab
>Habib Beye : « Jamais je ne démissionnerai »
>>154493709Il a raison.Il va être remercié avant d'avoir pu démissionner.
>>154494667>crashes OM sportingly>crashes OM financiallyHe's a psg agent
>>154494817many such cases
Any actual Lille fans here?I'm curious about something, is Ethan Mbappé an actual decent young player / role player or he's just a meme?
>Gol HarraldsonSmells like 2 Chti clubs in UCL.>>154495626I'd like to know tooAnd Havre equalizer kek.
Holy shit that Harraldson guy is actually goated
>>154495626Ligue 1 tier
> Strasbourg
>>154499371>mfw they finish behind PFC
i like how PFC is waiting like the end of season to wake the fuck up and put scores like that.
It won't win because there's too much serious competition but that ass-retarded SCO red deserves a spot in the KWABOTW poll>tl;dw>guy gets yellow'd at 45+1>he's pissed about it>starts clapping at the ref>second yellow'd
>>154500160Kek
Ded
What the fuck this golazo
QUEL BOUT!!!! jordan are winning the world cup!!!
>just realized that Rennes is 3rd
>>154502906> Get rid of Beye> Immediately start goating it up
>>154502881>QUEL BOUT
>>154502906I wonder if the real KWABOTY isn't Beye after all.
>>154503206Ok that's a fakkin' volley. Thanks anon.
Bit boring outside of that goal desu
>Tolisso>YaremchukWell done Gones.
Nevermind, Yarem header in the netFfucking finally
>PPL>Kendrick MoreiraSame move vs PSG
ERA
More ERAHow does it not warrant a red?
KWAB gallettes saucissesBenuldie well shot by Tolisso.
>>154503465It's not over yet anon, they got their miracle goal once, anything can still happen>mfw the stream's sound is 30 s ahead of the imageNew kind of spoiler unlocked
>>154503501>Auto-spoiling swissfagKek you are the real kwab bro.Solid save Greif.
I should bet on a second Al Tamari goal after not receiving his red
How the hell did they fuck up this counterattack>>154503614I got it fixed but fuck, that was annoying
>"Corentin Tolisso a marqué son 14ème but de la saison."Damn
>mfw Lens finishes 4th behind LilleVery unlikely but what a humiliation that would be
Winning the title without a single player in the top 5 scorers of the league is diabolical
>>154504034B-but what about my pacey ngubus?
>Al Tamari >Esteban "Pichichi" Le Paul
Clown goal
I wonder which team is going to get scammed by the Le Paul meme next year
What is the French equivalent of Esteban, Etienne?
>MoreiraLe foot en folie. Rennes defense kkkkkkkk
Goated goal, based Moreira
Just noticed Renne no 36's positioning, what the fuck
CHeeky from Morton
>psg play*crickets*>lyon play>150 pots/minute
>>154504227Stéphane
>>154504298Was not home yesterday to shitpost.
>>154504298Why should outsiders care about a team that is so obviously OP'd by free money that there is no suspense at all? At least with other teams there is some dose of suspense>>154504320Thanks fren
Who the fuck replaced our guy with Matiland Nilinho
>>154504360both work though, same etymology. Saint-Etienne - Stéphanois etc.
>>154504034i'm starting to think Lepaul SHOULD be called up by Deschamps.Let's have a Pavard 2018.
>>154504482>Le surprise last minute guestAnd he wouldnt put a dent on Mobutu's ego. Smart.
>>154504482More like a Guivarch 98 and Guivarch was actually ten times the player Le Paul is
>>154504482Pablo Pagis
>>154504530especially when his competition is abyssmaly bad (Congo Mali) so i'd be really down to have a humble joker ligue 1 who knows his place and could snatch a little spark moment out of nowhere. Let's hope Guy Stephan isn't a faggot this time and doesn't influence DD into "keeping the guys that fit the system"
Golazo EndrickI can finally breathe a little
>Tolisso>Kendriiiiiiick>Lyon 3rdHow it's possible?
>>154504666pablo pagis>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>barcocacola
>>154504715It's just a dream anonIn 2 weeks we will wake up to see OL securing their 6th place while OM finishes 3rd and Lens wins the league
They want to make them dirty now.
JUST PUT IT IN THE NET
How the FUCK did Moreira and Kendrick bottle these 2 premade goalsAbsolutely howling
Now watch Rennes scoring 2 goals in the last 10 minutesWhat a fucking waste lmao
How did Rennes end up that high in the rankings with such a shit defense... are they simply following the old meme>just score more than your opponent lol
>>154504715I'm all for it, it's time for lyon to get back on their feet
For a neutral it was pleasant game. I really like Sulc.
>Fofana
>J34 Lyon-Lens
>>154505103Souvenirs souvenirs
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