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Os, but in space
Our shining light... our ray of hope in this forlorn darkness...
Happ attack!!
>>154256083>Imagine having a must-win game on April 18thKEK
'gers
Mets have the 6th worst run differential
FAGGets kek!
The '82 Braves and 51 Giants are the only two teams in baseball history to make the playoffs after suffering a ten-game losing streak.>lolmest
>mest getting assraped by the cubeskek
>>154256124so you're saying there's a chance?
>Elimination game on April 18th>Mestshttps://youtu.be/yRIoum_DnKg?si=RhKL-AzzN63CYj6H
When do the Mets get to win at least 1 game???
KWAB
This is going to sound goofy, but watch the new owner being Latino be a reason for Manny and Tatis to suddenly blow up and go on a tear through the league like they're playing for team DR again
>>154256115The Mets director who staged shots like this got fired for screwing around with the daughter of a cameraman
The Mest gamethread curse kek
>>154256149tatis is hitting 250 brotha
>>154256134Wrong song the actual mest theme song is this https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=4Y4uTbrHGoe_pjVP
>>154256144>letting the hot 30-something have full control of the companyWhy is it so common across America now?
>taking out Benge for Tommy fucking PhamI really can't wait for Mendoza to leave this team dude
I hate all of you
>>154256144He doesn't have a job if the sewers didn't cheat, kek
>>154256115>da next degrom!worse than yakfags and volpewe need waaaay more than prime degrom right now
>>154256173PINK PONY CLUB
why do the mets refuse to win a game?
>>154256173Shouldnt have been a little FAGGet and reported all the gamethreads. You deserve to be gutted
>ANOTHER fucking double play>MestMy fucking God
>>154256175>weyou're not a Mets fan. trying to take away from what McLean is doing is some major loser shitobviously we need more than an ace considering how doomed deGrom's starts were. but it's still a pleasure to watch McLean pitch and grow into the role
>MEST
A new owner wanting to grow the brand as much as possible means NIKKE night 2 is basically a guarantee.
>>154256180They gave up winning and child sex trafficking for Passover
[vv]Cubs win!!! Yeah!!! gg mets see ya tomorrow
so whats the excuse today?
GO CUBS GO!!
>>154256191You're just another homer, fuck this team and McFaggot's false hope.
[vv] CUBS WIN!!! gg Mets cya tmrw I’ll actually be able to watch the entire game..
>>154256199gg cubbro
da mets stink
>>154256207lol okay weirdo
FAGGets kek!!!
Let’s check in on the fat man https://x.com/NjTank99/status/2045243715392872550
>>154256218lols they suck this year
>>154256186me when I make shit up
Mets drop 9 in a rowThat’s 3 back to back to back sweepsLet’s that sink in
Cubkees won that game.
There were 2 failed 3rd strike ABS challenges during Mason Miller's last save, including the last pitch. Killed the vibe.
>Here Lies the 2024 WTFMets >Their greatest achievement was losing to the Dodgers in the ALCS
>>154256230
just need the mets offense to breakout and then we'll go on a heater or two and we're back in itwe're not getting swept by the cubs, so at least the losing streak will end this weekend
>>154256216gg but im a girl tho!
>>154256216I'm a girl tho
>>154256216I'm female!
>>154256230Crazy I was going to take them on my parlay but I wasn’t
>>154256232The CubKeeGers are giving the Cubbie Bears a chance.
i'll throw you a bone, metsgaysmets are doing all this on purpose for the sake of entertainment purposes for the big comeback
>>154256251No they’re actually this shit
White Sox fans have much better vibes than Cubs fans.
>>154256216I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>154256240>we're not getting swept by the cubsaaaaaaaaand why do you believe that, creep?
>>154256241>>154256242>>154256245>>154256259gg cubsistas
>>154256241>>154256242>>154256245>>154256259Male hands typed these posts
>>154256240>we're not getting swept by the cubsFAGGets kek!!!
does any hope remain for Kodai-san?
Mets/Nationals series to end the series with fourth place on the line is going to fucking HIT
>>154256264>cubspie has a male slave ready to type whatever she commands him to typeerm...
>>154256241>>154256242>>154256245>>154256259large phone-wielding mitts typed these posts
MENDY ON THE POSTGAMEMENDY ON THR POSTGAMEMENDY ON THE POSTGAME
>>154256261they're not good and we usually score a lot of runs here
>>154256286>doesn't deny being a creeptacit admission
>>154256249Enemy of my enemy, etc.
>>154256294Tom and Jerry in the genny!
dodgers soon. kind of
The Mets have their elimination game tomorrow night less than a month into the season. Only two teams have reached the playoffs after losing 10 games in a row. The 1951 New York Giants (11 consecutive losses) and the 1982 Atlanta Braves (10 consecutive losses)
>>154256308and that was before the parity era, if this mets team played then they'd have like 18 lost in a row
>>154256308I missed the 2017 doggie doos as well, so 3 teams (Dodgers basically had everything wrapped up at that point tho)
>>154256308>putting up 10 L’s in a row >in the parity era Mets aren’t going to make it I’m afraid. Phillies are looming, Braves are back to their ‘21-‘23 form, Marlins are raw talent. nl east doesn’t have a spot for them.
>>154256308how does a team with a 400 million dollar payroll get swept 3 times in a row in this economy of baseball?
>>154256229to be fair the mest fag actually did have a mini crusade against gamethreads when he showed up.
>>154256308Stearns caused this. He can unfuck it in July if he’s smart but some people need to get cut.
>>154256229metstranny did in fact thread split on purpose to mess with the general thou
>mendoza is still manager of the mestkek
>>154256348its his last season unless stearns picks up his club option which he probably will
>>154256313woa
>carlose Mendozakek
Cubyals goin for the sweep
>carlost mendozakek...KEK!!!
>>154256371kek post the manbewbs!
>carlose mendon'tFAGGets kek!
billagoods status?
>>154256392kwab
>>154256403Is this real
>>154256403>faggets kek
>>154256403Womendoza kek!!!
>>154256380base ball is saved bros
what heartfelt tribute to garret anderson on mlb tonight I hope the next commerc->OH. MY. CHEESE.
>>154256417That's just Pesäpallo.
>>154256294Perhaps... love can bloom on the battlefield...
>>154256417isn't that the finnish game
My favorite pitcher loves god, what about your?>>154256308The 1982 Braves have a whole documentary that was made during that season.https://youtu.be/8xidQHiw_ck
Mets are a small family owned book publishing company just trying to republish this book 3 times in the last few years please understand.>2023>2025>2026
>>154256294>>154256299
>>154256240literally no ass
>>154256294>>154256447
>>154256222>drooling with angerWHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT>WHISKEY>TANGO>FOXTROTWHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT>WHISKEY>TANGO>FOXTROTWHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT>WHISKEY>TANGO>FOXTROTWHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT>WHISKEY>TANGO>FOXTROT
where's the guy/girl posting those black guys with eyes protruding from their sockets
>>154256454literally a perfect ass, tyrone
>>154256484
>>154256496but are you guy or girl
>>154256503>be a mystery mutt angels fan>go to Yankees game>get rocked
Can you imagine this Padres team with actual starting pitchers?
>>154256446Stearns should’ve blown the team up in 2024; mets miss out on the kino Alonso moment and cucking the Philths out of the NLDS but it ultimately didn’t end in a pennant or title so what was the point? Then again seeing his choices they are probably worse off if he did anyway. Fire stearns into the sun.
>>154256276what needs to go wrong in someone's life to end up like that
>>154256503if i keep yelling>KILL HIM KILL HIMto both of them, can i get in trouble?
>>154256510Those are all Yankees fans
>>154256524No only the person who deals the blow.
>>154256527Maybe the guy wearing all red to the angels game is an angels fan moshe
>>154256193What about Mococo?
>>154256500I'm a girl!
So, Soto comes back, Lindor pouts even more, and the pitching staff still stinks. This season is lost. Fire Stearns.
>>154256511They have some outs and a Godmode BP so we'll see if they can make it work until reinforcements arrive
>>154256536He’s wearing a red majestic shirt and matching sneakers, that is a yankdominican uniform
>>154256541The Padres will also steal hololive night as well. In fact, with both Dodgers and Padres ownership tied to the same group, they'll share a hololive night during one of their series and we'll get official art of Fuwawa in a Dodgers jersey and Mococo in a Padres one
>>154256193NIKKE is dead, no one plays that game anymore.
>>154256461We'll give you RyMac if you forefit all games against us for the rest of the (post)season.
>>154256553You’re retarded if you think that.
>>154256503NY is a real mess since they let that muzzie jeet take office.
>>154256564t. no black papi kek
>>154256581baited
the padres new owner is really named kwanzaa
shouldn't it be arizona w-backs
>>154256564>sees a black man in a red>AHHHH THAT MUST BE THE ANGELSSome of you are so corpowhipped it ain't even funny
>>154256564Correct, it’s obviously a cocky angels fan. OP is a jewish pedophile.
>>154256144reminder that this guy was so assblasted that pete homered off his former closer and sent his former team home that he refused to give him 4 years when his market was soft, then let pete go after he had a great season and signed his old closer
It's up!
>>154256614
>>154256363god i wish my breasts were big enough to do that
>>154256503kek at the random yankee guy who got involved and ended up getting stomped by the angels fan
>>154256614>allaWhat did they mean
>>154256633back to back logos for back to back champs
>>154256503Always a California team’s fan base involved in these fights
>>154256637Based and cringe at the same time, but I begrudgingly respect itAlso is the game even happening today
>>154256503>it took 5 yankee fans to hold back 1 angels fan
>>154256640Every Dodgers game you attend, you risk injury.A couple of beers and its Fight Night. Getting out of the parking lot is hazardous.
>>154256649You only think it's cringe because it's LA doing it
>>154256610>>154256564>>154256536>damage controlewww stinkeeeeee!!
>>154256659I think it's cringe that anyone would do it, Angelenos are just the first to flatter themselves
If you have a generic name like will smith I don't think you should be allowed to play baseball. At least come up with a stage name.
>>154256503Deport them back to Ireland
>>154256657I've been to over 50 games in every part of the stadium and have never been within 1000 feet of a fightit's usually in the left field pavilion when they do happen
>>154256679>it's usually in the left field pavilion when they do happenkek, it really do be like that. my mom warned me about the pavilion when I was a kid and we would constantly see people being escorted out.
>yankees lose the Anaels>their fans beat the shit out of each other in the stands over it why are they like this?
>>154256669>>154256693Shut up Mets Timmy or you’re next
>>154256698>boys will fight over a baseball game but not over meugh
Why are the brownoids so uppity this evening
>>154256193>>154256559The Poodres can't even distribute vests without their Pacos attempting to murder each over them.
>>154256495if you like ten year old boys' asses
Every team in the NL Central has a winning record
>>154256720Cincinnati Reds 11-8 Pittsburgh Pirates 11-8 Milwaukee Brewers 10-8 St. Louis Cardinals 10-8 Chicago Cubs 10-9
>>154256698why are mets fags such limp wristed pussies?
>>154256614who should I take in my parlay to hit dingers?
>>154256698>everyone is the mestkid
>>154256709It's a cool vest tho
>>154256740mettidoo 'em!
>>154256709so true kek
>https://www.batterypower.com/atlanta-braves-discussion/129705/atlanta-braves-vs-philadelphia-phillies-game-thread-april-17IT'S UP
https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>154256720>>154256728flyover stats don't count
Why are Californians like this toward New Yorkers?https://x.com/tmz/status/2045203512569536793?s=46
>>154256773>t. single digit wins
>>154256771kek
>>154256771LOL METS LOL METS METTY DOO ESS STEP RIGHT UP AND GALE THE FAGGEEEETS
>>154256781coastal cities are overrun with feral immigrants. NY, California all the same. John Rocker has been vindicated.
>>154256363>tfw no drunk big titty gf to grope publicly
We’re less than a day away from the Mests having a double digit losing streak lmfao
>>154256794Spot on.
What did to the Mets do to make everyone hate themThey just suck ass every year and disappoint
>>154256771lmao
What's next for these two?
>>154256771new rington alert
>>154256771Jets are hogwash too kek
Will the Mest fire Mendoza?
>>154256614dodgers will lose this series against the rockies and the padres will own first place for the rest of the season
>>154256841what would that solve
>>154256824The team was less obnoxious when they had comically inept ownership but trying to be Dodgers East and just buy a championship team while helping to drastically inflate free agent prices is guaranteed to make everyone fucking hate you
The mets are relocating to Salt Lake City
>>154256771NO PIPINO CAGAR
It's Wrestlemania weekend, you seriously going to watch Baseball instead?
>>154256860Where does this misinformation stem from?
>>154256824It's just a few mentally ill posters sperging out
everybody hates NY. what a cesspool
>>154256867Cohen wants to get the mormons addicted to gambling
>>154256794John Recker
The San Antonio PadresTexas needs NL representation
Cleveland, more like Cleave men on base…
>>154256841TLDR Mendoza is Stearns’ yes man hireStearns just praised him Cohen would be going at Stearns’ throat if he fired Mendoza.
>>154256894FAHH!
>>154256866i'm watching both
>>154256860>satanic team to mormonvilleits the ultimate counter correction, could work seeing as the mets are an abomination to god.
mest relocating to the pink pony club
>>154256885Just move the Astros back to the NL but put them in the west and fill their spot with the Rockies or Sneks. The NL West would stay competitive and the AL West would be somewhat competitive since the Rocks would actually have a shot in that division.
These filthadelphia uniforms are ugly as sin
>>154256902Vile
>>154256910So is Mormonism, so it fits.
>>154256911Does Dallas REALLY need a team?
i have a bone to pick with steve job rn
>>154256911>same artist made another song >”hot to go” song>jumbotron panning towards kidsWere the Mets actually sending these kids to Epstein island?
where did filthy find this bum pitcher
Brehs.. they're adding chocolate milk to the Petco menu this season
>>154256939Of course kike team
>philty shitty connect
This is kind of crazy
>>154256939>>154256946ugh...what a bad look
It might be time for the league to step in and disband the phillys if this is the product they put on the field
>>154256941Purchase your padres ticket with the theme game package and you too can get a bit titty black gf.
>>154256940there's only 1 place
>>154256964OH NO NO NO
why does heidi watney look like that now
The Dodgers scored 14 runs against the Mets in 3 games, the Cubs scored 14 against the Mets today. Therefore, the Cubs are 3 times better then the Dodgers.
cubs suck lil sis
Ok, this is the last straw. Cohen has got to go
taijuan walker looking like a zesty freak these days
>>154256985The Dodgers are saving runs for the post season
I don't enjoy watching Taijaun Walker throw batting practice to the other team.
get taijan walker off this fucking team immediately or i'm going to scream and shit
Braves on top
>no Laureano for game 1 against the Angels with Soriano on the hillwe're punting this one bros...
>>154257000>>154257001he's doing his best, give him another chance
>>154257000>>154257001Chad innings eater
>>154257007Angels suck, Padres should win easily
my local double A team has a lanigger jackson lookalike who is a better pitcher than this tyquan bum
>>154257000>>154257001every team needs a mop up guy, just remove his starts from the equation, phils getting 90 wins still
>>154257016and there it is
>>154257015Soriano is blanking those bums
>>154257016yikes
>>154257024Pitch Primate
>>154257016Phillies are going to win more than they lose this season which is all that counts.
>Cronenworth leading offStop filly dallying and convert him into a starter, or at least trade him for cheap SP.
>>154257015angels are on a roll and soriano is the scariest pitcher in the AL right now
As bad as the philly pitcher is, keep in mind the braves waived this guy and he ended up back in the rotation in a week
>>154257007I got bad news for you 2huThis stadium going to be loud and sad as fuck today
>>154257029coward
>>154257041Kek
>>154257036>convert him into a starterIs this how we make up for missing Pivetta for a couple months?
HARPER
I actually think the challenges have made umps better. They're not missing as many calls now.
>>154257057umpies always win. don't fuhget it
YOO HOO ALL TOGETHER
Walklis
>>154257015poodres also suck
>trying to hit a grand slam instead of a singleyup that's phillies baseball
Luis Robert brought his White Sox stink to the Mets and its combined with the Mets stink to create a vile toxic fog of bad baseball.
>>154257088Schwarby would've done it.
>>154257092Pham’s also never not been on a 100-loss team
Gotta be honest - I'm a litlte bored. Probably gonna leave the thread now.
good your posts sucked
Let’s go Hitler
>Meredith Marockintits
how joever is it for the mest
>>154257075Poodres got ya seethin?
lets go phils (we suck)
>>154257109i just got here. stay a while
>check swing groundoutroylels kek
why does everyone in philly look like a miserable asshole
Maikel Garciapara won his World Series already
>>154257132Do you have any interesting stories to share
>>154257123mets are rebuilding until soto is gone
TBF my Poodres probably gonna lose tonight but IDGAF knuckleballer Matt Waldron is back on the mound. It's either gonna be a laugher or fantastic pitching duel
>>154257119She looks like she has assets
Kam
>bobby shitt jr Who’s going to be the AL MVP runner up this year now that Cal and Bobby suck? Trout?
>>154257092could mason miller strike this guy out?
lillies kek
what the fuck JT, that was a great throw from Garcia
>>154257146that one black guy from the angels
>>154257146JudgeTroutYordan The BBW will make it seem close for entertainment value
>>154257124They haven't played anyone good this season.
>>154257124poodres got me the opposite of seething
phillys really should be relegated to AA
>nat off to another horrible home standqt3.14 azn behind home plate at least
china please take taiwan walker
a JUDGIAN double
>>154257119what do tiddies feel like bros?
>>154257165who's phillys? is she in marketing?
>giving up a dinger to poostin riley
time to pick a new game
>>154257163Tell me who's good this season, precious
>>154257174crispy jalapeno wontons
Just know that if I were at home right now I’d be posting the Philthys fan puking image right now
well gg barfidoos that was quick>taijaungod he STINKS
>>154257180They'll be +10 GB before their first match with the Dodgers.
>>154257175it's the name of a really shit mlb club that looks like it should be disbanded hope this helps
>>154257165Not even the worst team in the division right now kek
I'm still nervous. Braves pitcher is also an absolute shitter.
the Apple TV broadcast blows, I'm glad I don't pay for this shit
>>154257165Mets should be relegated to the sandlot, then.
>>154257165Mets to rookie ball?
>>154257150You tell me.
>>154257197>>154257205>>154257207yeah both clubs are trash youre right
Could he break up a Yamamoto no hitter?
>>154257218>consecutive 90+ win seasons>trashFAGGets kek!!!
>>154257219>medsiners triumvirate
>>154257219my braves :) i have no idea what this chart means
>>154257218One of those teams is a lot more respectable than the other and we can leave it at that.
>>154257192Bit of a mouthful for a team name
I was joking but Manny is unironically stoked about the fact that the new owner is Latino. He's seriously going to go on a tear because of that.
>>154257219>>154257230>top right: good>bottom left: bad>top left, bottom right: based retards
>>154257196hm i just checked the list and couldn't find it, which division is it in?
>again
>>154257230up good, right good
KKam
>>154257244>dick lovelady
Schlittler is winning the AL Cy Young Award
Nigga heil schlittler
>
DOM BOMB
Classic Dom Smith dinger
>Garret Cole getting demolished in AA
>>154257219I’m thinking Braves v Tigers in the WS this year…
>>154257238I think he's more stoked about ABS
Big dick dom
DOMINIC SMITH
walker more like give-up-a-homer
>>154257273braves vs angels
>>154257272>>garret
>>154257272Atleast he covered first this time
a JAZZIAN walk
a JAZZED walk
>>154257273>>154257286Braves don't have the pitching to beat the Dodgers in a 7 game series
Where did all these barfs lifelongs come from?
what's the best SP we could get for acuna's bum ass
>"red" sox>wearing green
Let's guess what city they're relocating te Padres.
>>154257310Kodai Senga
>>154257306we already had this discussion 2 weeks ago zoom zoom
>>154257313Portlandcheck em
>>154257311I like em
>>154257313>Mexican named JoséEast LA
>>154257313I WANT THIS BITCH BLEACHEDCLEAN CUMSHOT
>>154257313>doggiedoo esl kek
>>154257313Not relocating.
KKꞰam
>>154257319qrd?
>>154257335https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154146794
KKꓘam Schlittler
you have a 7 point lead just throw a fucking strike
>>154257313Boring. Let's talk about Kwanza Jones relocating her chest under my head.
>poodres have to racemix before they enter their ballpark nowUMMM POODRES?
We're so back literally who can stop us?
>>154257313Japan.
PERFECT GAME ALERTPERFECT GAME ALERTPERFECT GAME ALERTCAM SCHLITTLER YANKEES
>>154257325He's Puerto Rican, she's the one from LA lol
>>154257353are there east asians in san diego
>>154257353Oh noooo haha please don't
>>154257359shut up bitch
filthy doos kek
>Wells likes LEGOs
Perez is trying so fucking hard to get the Philthys back in this game and they’re too shit to take advantage of it
>>154257382>>154257370>cant score a guy who hit a triple with less than 2 outsyup that's phillies baseball. imagine if they hit LE DINGER :O
>>154257361He is the most jewishy puerto rican i've ever seen
braves waived this pitcher and nobody picked him up and he didn't want to go to the minors...is he playing...for FREE
A JUDGIAN STRIKEOUT
>>154257339>perubot threadYea I ain’t reading all that.
>>154257375>fave movie Revenge of the Sith /tv/ is NOT gonna like this one bit!
>>154257362Yeah there's some at UTC
>>154257313Tennessee
>>154257401Reddit answer tbqh
Schwarber will hit a grand slam and bring us within a few runs
>>154257394he's doing the janny duties for the club in exchange for a rotation spot
>>154257404that's a timezone..
PERFECT GAME ALERT
>>154257313Kwanza looks like she owes stonks on Cygames and Nexxon games. Blue archive Padres collab, very soon.
>>154257411You can lead a yellow-fever horse to water...
riley struckout looking twice on atrociouscalls but he's not allowed to challenge kek
schlittydoo 'em!
>>154257313Chicago and SoCal are already strong and established baseball markets, it's time to expand to the rapidly growing south.>Nashville White Sox>Carolina PadresIt just makes sense
stankeedoo ‘em!
just went outside bros, there are hot girls out there....
Padres are not relocating.
Yea IDK I think Elly is the best SS in all of MLB rn.
>>154257449it's Kim actually
Mests president just gave Mendoza the dreaded “vote of confidence, what day next week is he fired by?
>>154257313Dubs and Albuquerque
best SS? konnor griffin, sorry gramps
>>154257454Which Kim?
least kino way to strike out
>>154257463>Konnor GriffinWhite people be naming their kids anything mythical kek
based Baldwin exposing this fraud ump
>>154257470This is a perfect microcosm of the Phillies' entire season to this point
SCHLITTLER'S PERFECT GAME NOOOOOOO
KKꓘKam
>stankeedoo ‘em!stankeedoo ‘em!
>>154257329>Wanting to be in the Dodger's shadow for all eternity.It's time to build a new fanbase in a new city and state.
painted the corner for strike 3
>>154257492Jose has more capital than Guzzleheim thoughbeit. Get ready to compete.
now THESE are the Rays I'm more accustomed to
Not relocating.
Iowa City Padres
>>154257511there isn't another Ohtani and Yams available in the market, it's more likely the Padres become the Mets 2.0 if their new owner decides to spend.
a BELLI slap
a BELLI slap!
Leave the business to the billionaires lil neet
FUCKING CHALLENGE STANTON WTF
A RICEONIAN BLAST
I'm gay.
a RICEONIAN blast
RICED
>>154257274turns out Machimpo was right and the umps were wrong, who knew?
>>154257566>Machimpo was rightalways was
>>154257555we know
the window for any team not named the braves to win the nl east has closed
>>154257525>they can't compete, there's no Japanese free agents!Getting some real 2024 lifelong vibes here
>>154257577Truth hurts
need a shutdown inning from schlittler here
If the Phillies can't score against Martin fucking Perez they might actually be cooked
berds stros starting right now
KKꓘKKam
> mlb audio generic ripoff of no one knowslel
time to send acuna to the Rome Emperors
a SCHLITTLERIAN strikeout
>>154257614>only two games up on the mest >have played two less games than them PHAGGies kek!
>>154257355DREW-BE-DOOOObro i missed that goobers energy.
a SCHLITTLERIAN popup
that was a nice catch
a SCHLITTLERIAN pop flyout
>>154257613shutdown secured, lets get some insurance
infield single is the most exciting play in baseball
>>154257655No the most exciting play in baseball is the inside the park homer
/why are the Red Sox wearing green
>>1542576558-2 put out mogs
for me it's the 463 double play
Can we please stop letting Ramirez put on a catcher's mitt
a CABALLERONIAN walk
berds lead
>>154257667yes, yes, probably, yes, get me a little drunk
>>154257667Raising awareness for people who are red-green colorblind
CABBY ON THE BASEPATHSCABBY ON THE BASEPATHSCABBY ON THE BASEPATHS
a KWANZAIAN PAIZURI
>>154257667Left reminds me of my wife, who I hate. But she’s hot at least.
>>154257689I fucked your wife
>>154257689i sucked your wife
DINGLED
astros actually had soul when they were in the nl
left is ugly as sin
>>154257693>>154257695cringe
>>154257689i cucked your wife
>>154257689I respected her
love my small ball raysies :)
a CABALLERONIAN steal
>>154257702yep. being soulless is a prerequisite for AL membership
CABBY STOLE (9)CABBY STOLE (9)CABBY STOLE (9)
a JUDGIAN walk
>6 scoreless innings from Martin Perez
Braves DFA'd this dude five days ago, he cleared waivers, they resigned him, and he just pitched six shutout innings.
when will the mets win another game
>>154257689You don’t have a wife. But if you do then I also fucked her.
A BELLARIAN ABS CHALLENGE
a JUDGIAN steal
>>154257744never
judgetahni
>>154257739he did well once he started throwing strikes
>>154257739Perez walks a tightrope. As a sixth+ starter, he can be great in small doses. Very smart pitcher
nobletiger incoming
>>154257689i edited your wife's wikipedia page without express written permission
>>154257769Honestly shocked he lasted through the sixth even with the shutout
I don’t feel so good
HEIL SCHLITTLER
Martín Perez what a legend. Fun fact he doesn’t really even need to be playing baseball as he owns a huge cattle farm.
>>154257689she's taking BBC right now
S A L A M I
>>154257795Shelley Duvall swings the bat better than the Rockies
The White man with a hit!
>>154257689I cheated on your wife with you
Walt called in the unofficial mercy rule
>>154257835The Dodgers payroll needs to becorrected
GRISHONIAN ROUTINE POP UP
>>154257835Well that’s because the directors purposely stressed her out during the filming of that movie. She wasn’t acting in that scene. She was shivering from hunger and burn out
Why is a guy that never appeared in the majors the hitting coach for the red sox?
>>154257844checked and confirmed
CROW.
>>154257866Stanley fuckin Kubrick man
Of course the leadoff double goes nowhere
Philthies aren't any better than the mest. Dare I say it they are worse
I apologize to poostin riley
>Jose SuarezBraves are giving the Phillies a chance
How's my grandson doing ATL?
>>154257902they are as bad if not worse
AL is wide openNL is Dodgers, Padres, Braves
where is nu tho
>>154257909not a fan
KKꓘKKꓘam
KKKam scHITLER
imagine having a bullpen that isn't absolute trashcouldn't be my rays
Recycle>>154256354
>>154257902spiritually the same record atm. what went wrong?
>>154257795why, did you suck one cock too many?
>>154256354>>154256354>>154256354
>>154257902The Phillies are disappointing and rapidly aging. The Mets are completely rudderless.