Playoffs Bingo Edition News>The complete round 1 schedule has been announced> https://www.nhl.com/news/2026-stanley-cup-playoffs-first-round-schedule-television-resultsTomorrow >Ottawa Senators @ Carolina Hurricanes — 3:00 PM ET >Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars — 5:30 PM ET >Philadelphia Flyers @ Pittsburgh Penguins — 8:00 PM ET Join the /hoc/ playoff bracket>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788/hoc/vious >>154254177
first for bud (RIP)
TUSKS UP
my dabres :)
>mild>cuck>dan>gay
4 glorious years since bud's victory
I this the Crosby rapes Canada bracket
if Epstein invited me to his island i would probably go desu
playoffs without the Leafs is no>laffs
>>154258096I want to see him make one final run :)
BREAKING NEWS. CANUCKS FIRE PATRIK ALLVIN
>>154258108>12 hours old news>breakingLearn what breaking means
>>154258096Skinner with the Conn Smythe
>>154258105I’ll miss the annual >laffs collage
>>154258096>>154258126pls gary
Nothing makes me more assured that most of you are flat out retarded than looking at the brackets. I get that a lot of times you want >your team and thats whatever. It's the ones that have shit like Utah and Senators and Ducks going deep. Have you learned nothing from Gary like fucking hell apply yourself
>>154258167You mad?
I feel seen :]
>>154258096crosby and malkin aren't 100% and are old so attrition will take it's toll
>>154258201Don’t need to be
>>154258200how the hell can you see the puck from australia?
>>154258108Breaking News: Elias Pettersson (50% retained) and Evander Kane (35% retained) traded to Edmonton for Darnell Nurse.
>>154258167Even I know none of those teams are making the conference finals, but you’d be a retard to believe Vegas will defeat Utah
>>154258245Retard and I’m not even a Vegass fan
>>154258245unlock it bud
>>154258167no team in the east stands out really any one of them can make a run
>>154258228I can't see it anyway so I wouldn't even know
you now remember slava voynov
islanders would have won
first round marner is a different kind of beast
20 hours, Mildtrannies.
>>154258273Agreed. Tampa is too old and Buffalo lacks experience
>>154258167okay now post your bracket mitch
Both socal teams are owned by jews.
is this true
Only SHIT games today
>was gonna be like you now remember claude giroux >apparently he's still in the leaguewtf
>>154258363PLAN THE PARADE
>>154258363Mirin’ those Yeezys
there's a tornado warning here
>>154258363No
>>154258398Stay safe fren <3
>>154258363fraid so they just don't miss
the randies have absolutely terrible goaltending. possibly the worst goaltending of all the teams in the playoffs. you cant possible be serious when you saying that fucking brandon bussy will somehow take them to the fucking conference finals when the teams strategy is literally to somehow hope that fucking 39 year old freddy andersen is just going to somehow return from injury and just be in vezina form to save their season. i get half you retards dick ride jtranny and corsi and all that shit but jesus fucking christ stop licking windows for just one second when you post.
>>1542584293 lines or less please, this is not your personal blog
>>154258398do you live in the tornado belt? if so do youse guys all have storm cellars?
>>154258429pongs are probably worse but yeah it's the same shit every year with them
>>154258446yes. no
>>154258429Can my penguins get past the randy menace?
we need a zoomer version of this genny
>>154258565/hoc/ is for zoomers
>>1542581671) The bracket is not for money2) If I pick almost all favorites, and I win the /hoc/ bracket challenge, I will not care. I might not even notice3) If I pick the Philadelphia Flyers to win the Stanley Cup and it somehow happens, it will be because of my massive brain
>>154258363If we win the cup I'm getting kicked out of every bar in Kanata
My Greyhounds have been eliminated :/Fuck the rags
>>154258577definitely not
>>154258363FRAUD WATCH, just like my Leafs
>>154258614I’m a zoomer though
>>154258565>>154258577count me in
>>154258577/hoc/ is a 30+ boomers
>>154258429bussi has been decent this season
Grim lineup of goaltenders in the playoffs this season
>>154258701What would a marner dinner look like?
does canada have fat black women?
>>154258769Only when your mother visits
>>154258783oh, you!
>>154258769The hot ones live in edmonton
>>154258725Cope my dabres have great goaltending
>>154258706my sister went to a game the other day
>>154258706me in the bucket hat
DALLAS!STARS!DALLAS!STARS!
>NHL RAW stats 2025-2026 - Merchant-free scoring leadersDamn, Gary has lost the HFboards audience
>>154258741A big plate of dicks
>>154258821Think you'd win?
>>154258795needs my bwc
>>154258795I'd oiler if you know what I mean
>>154258741some slop bowl
Just shaved will start my playoff beard now
>game 7 ot, (your) team scores to win the lee>cheeky little offside challenge
got my ploffs hash ready to go
>>154258017>Over 100 penalty minutes in Battle of Pennsylvania gameHave any of you watched hockey since 2012? The rivalry has been dead for years
>>154258934True, I can’t even name any flyers anymore
>>154258842Roope Hintz > Tage ThompsonMiro Heiskannen = Rasmus DahlinEssa Lindell = Mattias SamuelssonJason Robertson > Alex TuchMikko Rantanen > Jack QuinnJake Oettinger > Lyon/LuukkonenStars in 6
>>154258940Michkov?
>>154258934blame gary and soft pusy zoomers
tornado weather passed
>>154258934Reddit Brained hockey fans don't realize there has been another Battle of Pennsylvania since the 2012 brawl fest...and it was completely forgettable
>>154258962Forgot about him. Is he any good or a bust like bedard?
>>154258979I went to the only game that series the penguins lost hope that doesn’t happen to me this year
>>154258986not even torts could save him
>mfw the ducks start becoming actual cup contenders
>>154259017Sad
>Penguin fans haven't met Porter Martone yet
>>154258974oh fuck guys it's coming back
there's ZERO winning path for the ducks how can you keep saying they're contenders you stupid whore
how are the pongs good again was their other coach really that bad
>gudas smashes mcmuffin's knee >adin hill>krieder breaks out some 2014 vintage and runs blackwoodthere's your path bitch
>>154259118>was their other coach really that badJust look at the current state of the rags.
>>154259118Yes everything was unironically sullys fault
>>154259118kyle dubas won
It’s up
>>154259164ironically /hoc/ believes vegas sucks
>>154259174i just want copey to suffer
>>154259174They do
>>154259164Colorado...please save us from a soulless team winning the Cup...
32 teams has only resulted in shit games
>>154259174They do, but they have an easy path. These percentages account for potential matchups.
>>154259189unlock it
>Another year of horrible Gary Format playoffsPlayers need to stop whining about it and actually fix this in the next CBA
>>154259216Crosby has already brought it up
>>154259200That will be my penguins
>>154259164how the fuck are my soilers behind bombston in the chance to win the cup
>>154259216The players cucked on the cba this year and will again for the next cba
>>154259218is he gonna sit the next negotiations and claim he was captaining from the press box for that too? crosby lost all his leadership capabilities
>muh flyers in the playoffs just when I was trying to take a break from drinking
>>154259164that isnt what vegas thinks so who cares
>>154259218>Crosby whined about it Try fixing it in CBA negotiations, Sid
>>154259216TV contract supersedes the CBA>gary we don't like this :(>we then be prepared for the cap to grow slower>uh, actually we love it
canes are soft and the sens will win. brindamour won't be able to cry for calls like he does all year when the refs swallow the whistle
>>154259216The players don't care enough to bitch about it because if they do the (((owners))) will ask them to give something in return to change it, even though this shitty format was entirely caused by ownership and Gary
>>154259238Muh Vegass
>>154259238Imagine seeing 2022 again
>>154259216All Cups won during the Wild Card era come with an asteriskWhen the format gets fixed, they will be vacated entirely
>>154259237just reduce your drinking. you can eliminate it this summer
>>154259250>What is Collective Bargaining
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154259238>Top 5 odds for Carolina once againThe mob wishes they found a way to print money this free when they still controlled sports betting.
>>154259238>Vegas +1300>Oilers +1300Both good bets tbqh
Did you know that in Surrey, BC, if they catch you wearing an Oilers jersey, they'll lock you in a cage and display you to the public?
>CarolinaIs this the year they finally break through the ECF?
>>154259272Yes, I know what the CBA is. Like I said if the players demand to switch the playoff format they'll be asked by owners to give something in return. They don't seethe about it nearly as much as fans do so they aren't going to give anything up to get a change for something they don't really care about.
>>154259310i have them losing in the 1st round to ottawa
>>154258979this will be the worst first round series because both teams were supposed to be shit and are just happy to be there
we all saw keith tkachuk there at the game with that mysterious man in the israel jersey. you are only kidding yourself if you think he wont be there this year watching bradys games in the eastern conference final with that same israel jersey man again.
>>154259326Round two isn’t the conference final
>>154259307a scene straight out of the british occupation of india
>>154259319I want to see randy eat cock early this year
>Spring time weather>Comfy first round matchups on every night for the next two weeksYep, it's the best time of the year
NHL needs to grow the game to a certain demographic so come negotiation time the players are more prepared to axe the owners to gibs dem dat money
>Congratulations to Junie and Raven on your engagement!>from the Victoire de Montréal team
>>154259342Round 1 is always the best round where as I start to lose interest by round 3
>>154259339I just don't feel it from carolina this year they didn't face any adversity in the regular season, they just cruised.
>>154259352Jeez
It feels like Christmas Eve but for hockey :)
once we get past the first round and we start getting to the point where there is only enough hockey for 2 games a day its the saddest time of the year.
>>154259352jen
>>154259372did you leave out some mandelbrot for gary and his reinbergs?
>>154259352better lookers than the last one
>>154259352gross
>>154259373It gets even sadder when there are days without hockey
I think this one is fake because1.) they are both actually young attractive women2.) they are both dressed the exact same3.) they both have a ring to propose to each other4.) the ring boxes both happen to be the exact samePWHL is nothing but a propaganda league.
doing some live DJ mixes of Limp Bizkit in my living room. what are you guys up to?
>>154259440Had me going until I saw one of "them" on there. No one thinks goalies are smart
>>154258096It would be so fucking funny if the Oil-Fires make it to the final for a third time in a row and lose again specifically because they traded Skinner for Jarry. And this specific outcome would be extra cathartic. Canadian teams would have the best shot at finally taking the Cup home in years, only for the Penguins of all teams to take it from them. At the beginning of the season, everyone thought they knew the script. The Pens would tank like hell, trade Crosby for one last hurrah and have the draft rigged in their favor again so they could be carried by McKenna for another 20 years. But that didn't happen.
>>154259342comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154259456looking at houses on zillow that I can't afford
>>154259456watching joey janellas spring break
>>154259469The Pens flip Crosby to Vancouver on draft day for McKenna minutes after he is taken.
the ploffs haven't even started and newfags are already ruining /hoc/ just as foretold
>>154259528Just like my islanders
Bud+4 is almost over ):
i could kick bud's fat ass i know he stopped going to the gym
>muh gay stats and analytics and bracketseat shit, nerd
>>154259352>>154259453do they really need helmets for this?
I refuse to fill out a Gary BracketLiteral engagement slop
>>154259576Retard
>>154258017too many edmonton related squares
>>154259563yes
>>154259456eating soup
>>154259576
>>154259590Edmonton runs /hoc/
does edmonton got sluts that show they're bobes when they win like calgary used to have
>>154259619yeah but the board shouldn’t brick if they early exit
>>154259486Crosby is never leaving Pittsburgh again. The man wears the same disgusting yellowed-ass decades old pads in every game and makes sure to wear the same visibly moldy baseball cap in every postgame interview. He's so superstitious, he expects every other player on the team to adopt their own, even when it's shit like leaving a garage door open.He's not playing a single second for any other team, and he's probably going to follow in Mario's footsteps and end up as a coach or in the front office the day he's done playing, because every single day of his life from birth has been dedicated to Hockey.The man would be a mental case picking his skin like a drug addict and fucking around with light switches every time he walks into a room if his dad didn't channel that neuroticism into being the Third Greatest Hockey Player of all time.
>>154259641he'd be a terrible coach he's too autistic just like wayner was
>>154259159crazy that this actually happened
>>154259641aint reading that
you bastard bitch why you fuck me I fuck you fucking bloody bastard
Growing a playoff beard as a fan: Yay or nay?
>>154259697gay
>>154259697>>154258901
>>154259697it's free to do, thus Gary is against it.
not shaving m peanits until my team loses
>>154259658I didn't say he'd be good. Yinzers are just such suckers for capeshit-tier sports stories that they never criticize any of the teams and will piss their pants whenever Their Guy comes back. They ask if every long tenured player is going to stick around as a coach, or buy a stake in the team or shit like that, even if they just want to settle down and retire. They even did it for fucking Gus Frerotte and Pat McAfee even though neither of them played in Pittsburgh.
>>154259697My dad does it. I've done it a couple of times, but more out of laziness than out of superstition. My superstitions goes far far beyond a playoff beard. Our team is in the 10th playoff final in 15 seasons.
Who cares
>>154259590Does this count as an Edmonton square?
>>154259778
Rate my bracket.
>>154259806Retard
playoff jarry finna get unlocked
thin blue line flag but for zammoth operators
yo is Calgary Chris here?
I'm not able to make a bracket because I can't login to my account and when I try to reset my password it says my email isn't linked to an account and when I try and register t says my email is already in use
>Dallas is wearing their third jerseys during the playoffs Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ndRgXGxvs
>>154259864Wrong board
>>154259875the right thread tho ;)
>>154259770
https://x.com/LalimesMartian/status/2045266858605986086Ottawan culture
>>154259352why do women choose to wear mortal kombat jumpsuits
>>154259891true
Can all the threads from here on out be flames themed
is he finally ready?
>>154259456Watching suns v warriors
>>154259911Odds are high that he get ejected from a game this year and then Parros suspends him for multiple games.
>>154259919my zoomer goat lamelo just got bootyfucked mitch marner style
>>154259909
>>154259641Orr is one, who is two?
How many games does Skinner get until playoff Silovs gets his chance?
stamkos had 42 goals this season
>>154259942Unc pride worldwide
>>154259941Silovs will take over in the SCF against the Oilers after Skinner gets chased
>>154259933He's not a serious basketball player
>>154259911His run shall be blessed by our indian brethrensJAI SRI RAM
damn, the indian gm signed with the devils. i was really looking forward to toronto being run by a literal indian.
No more brother wars
i come from planet retard :)
>>154259999nice digits but its mammoth/sabres
>>154258017>"the refs win Vegas a game">after they stole an entire series from Vegas last yearI don't even like them but what are you smoking anon
>>154259997The Japs murdered our boys in Hong Kong. I won't listen to a thing they say
>>154259999predicting the lowest scoring stanley cup final in decades. garys not going to like that.
>>154259999No....NOOO!
>blow gays are so bad the opposing team accidentally turns a double play
>>154259894I love him
Flames fan IQ test was whether you wanted Sutter fired or not, if you did you failed it. Bell is a g for this. https://calgarysun.com/opinion/columnists/bell-calgary-flames-talk-is-cheap-fans-dont-need-another-con-job
my canesies are going to btfo the senaturds
>>154260008>score zero goals on STUART SKINNER in the final two games of the series including an OT game>muh reffiesEdmonton scored 1 PP goal that entire series and it was in the game they lost
>>154260032sugar in the tank
>>154260044I'm predicting the Sens in 6 so uh...yeah, E.C.R.
>>154258017Made some improvements
>>154257484Don't care, I'm still buying Fanatics® - Uath Mammoths playoffs shirts™.Have fun autistically nitpicking every minuscule oversight, I'll be too busy having fun wearing it to the game to even see it.
>>154260092shut up geek
Politics and islanders aside, Kash looks cool lol
>buy le merch>have le fun
>>154260127he's a westernized jeet that tries way too hard to be white.
>>154260127hes literally a glowie
>>154260159>tries way too hard to be whiteits working though
>No one is picking Edmonton to win a Cup>McDavid has three playoff runs remaining in EdmontonWhy did this guy re-sign?
>>154260092I swear most of these misprints are just a viral marketing strategy. So a bunch of goobers can feel like they have something special even though it has the exact same profit margin as every other shirt Fanatics sells. It's never player names on the replica jerseys, it's never any other merchandise, it's always the cheapest, shittiest t-shirts they sell.
>>154260127>>154260159>>154260175>>154260182Hallo yes do you like 420 weed? pls show bobs
>>154260199there are entire subreddits that exist for fanatics fuck ups
>>154260075>"utah rolls through the pacific" and "dallas loses to edmonton again" in the same columnInherently impossible
>>154259999You picked the wrong finals winner
>>154260239retard
>>154260075this fucking sucks
>>154260192i think you're a major retard
>>154260254jlmi
Fanatics released its top 10 most popular jerseys sold this season.
hello
for the final time this season, it's up
>>154260284>mcmeme 5th lol so much for Gary’s “stars”
>>154260284Who is still buying Crosby and Ovechkin jerseys in 2026?
>>154260284>bedard is tophe really has that gay community corner locked down.
>>154260290haha whoa sir you win the internet have all of my updoots
>>154260294>>154260308The main customers of each jersey>heated rivalry enjoyers >muh record>pens bandwagoners that had already thrown out their old jersyes>gold medal>mcdavid himself>avs bandwagoners>avs bandwagoners>good taste havers>retards>heated rivalry enjoyers (forma de sunbelt)
>>154260284celebrini is going to be at the top of that list next season and bustard is going to drop out of the top 10
>>154260323>too cynical for cynicism is this how societies die or something
>>154260284based jack
>>154260329I bought a Mika Zibanejad jersey
>>154260332who will be loyal to bedard once he's bald? that'll be the real test
>>154260342now that's what i call news from planet retard
>>154260292who cares about the regular seasonit's ploffs now
>Still not fired
Just spoke with my Mormon insider sources at The Temple. Lots of good progress, Mammoth are looking good so far. Gary isn't a fan but he'll get on board at some point. Praise be the Apostles!
>>154260308people are still coming out of the closet in 2026
>>154260329if I was one of these guys I would pay someone to buy a million of my jerseys and hand out half of them to homeless people and the other half to various third worlders, easy advertisingdrop 50 or so on north sentinel island to top it off
>>154260368>wanting to be associated with the homeless and third worlders
>>154260284why would anyone buy a fanatics jersey of a player who non-fanatic jerseys are available?buy an older jersey
>>154260362why won't you drink coffee?
>>154260387Hell, you can make any old jersey into a new player jersey. For example>buy old gaudreau/tkachuk flames jersey>take it to the team store>have them change the name and number to Zayne Parekh, #19, for a nominal fee
>>154260368just play for a socal team
Spoiler alert: The Avalanche win the CupsLet's just fast forward to July
>>154260308The only jersey fairweather Pens fans buy is Crosby's. And a lot of them buy one every few years just to stay up to date, so they can wear it to the shittiest, dirtiest dive bar in the neighborhood that has one TV from 2012 mounted awkwardly on each of the four walls, all playing the same cable feed of the Stanley Cup Final.Invariably, one of those TVs will be getting an inexplicably shitty, fuzzy signal out of the coax splitter that makes it look like a fucked up analogue over-the-air broadcast.
>>154260438Pov: (You)
>>154260438Retard
Do teams re seed after every playoff round?
>>154260477no
>>154260477Only on Netflix
>>154260477You move along the bracket. Gary likes this because it simplifies scheduling.
>>154260477Google is a thing
>>154260292what's the star about in the team name?also thanks for excelling in compiling <3
>>154260617clinched playoffs.
are the wild fraudulent?serious answers only please
>>154260817no they legitimately suck :3c
>>154260617thanks bro
>>154260284Wear is kaprizov?
>>154260817Yeah
>>154260817>hughes sick and flying into dallas the afternoon of game 1They're fraudulent.
I'm indignant
>>154260849Due to the war in ukraine, gary is not showing the numbers for russian players.
>>154260880
common /hoc/ our hasbs have a fighting chance against the florida crack headsyou have a couple of hours to fix (your) picks
>>154260880>pittsburgh
>>154261071Yes bud
>>154260996they do but Florida has secret magnets or LRADs or something that enables them to cheat. I haven't figured out the exact mechanism yet but they're up to some shit.
>>154261109>oh, I'm no queerTriple H said in the most queer way kek. reminds me of my sharkies.
>>154260373When I was homeless in Paris I saw a Sudanese War refugee wearing a Stamkos Tampa Bay lightning jersey
According to Friday the 13th In Space hockey was outlawed in 2024. Does anyone remember if this happened?
>>154261313what a dumb questionlay off the petrol, mate
>>154258017thank you for op effort posting
>>154261298>refugee
>>154261339but I like it
bedard's growing out his facial hair as fast as he can to ward off those from /hoc/ who lust for his bussy
>>154261395the NHL has basically made Macklin The Face of Hockey™ this year and somehow he's 10th? Seems odd
>>154261430I guess they are more devoted over in chicago
>>154261374who is that evil scientist dude? what's his lore?
>>154261374jason x is a really good movie indeed
Maybe if EP40 and his tiny little friends hadn't celebrated Indian Harvest Day, maybe then they could've beaten the Oilers.
>>154261597one wonders how they skate in the wheat field
I really wish Montreal and TB weren’t playing each other, those are two of my three favorite teams to watch. Gary is a terrorist
>>154261611one doesn't wonder at all woth computer generated image
>>154261650Both are shit and frauds
>>154261430San Jose is an extreme fairweather market for Hockey. No one pays attention until the Sharks are in the Playoffs, if they get there at all. The only reason they don't have the absolute worst attendance rate in the whole NHL is that SAP Center is slightly undersized and they're in a huge, wealthy market with no duplicate teams splitting demand. Just look at Anaheim, they're in the same boat, but worse, because they're splitting demand with LA. They don't have the excuse of being tied to a relatively small metro area or a venue in a really inconvenient part of town like Pittsburgh. They don't have a lack of history and relevance like Calgary. They're not even loveable Hockey Town underdogs who never come close to winning like Vancouver. They're just good enough to show their faces every few years, stuck right in the middle of California, in the worst part of the Bay Area, and they have just enough of a legacy that they don't feel like a fake team.Celebrini jerseys sell to people who want to be able to say they got in on the ground floor and owned a Celebrini jersey before he became the next big fixture in the league. The same thing is going to happen with McKenna on the Blackhawks.
>>154261374>Do not sniff fuel>This is what it will do to you>You could explode>It will damage your heart>It will make you go crazy>And this can also happen to you>If you keep sniffing for a long time>Eventually>You will diehell yeah, it's playoffs time
rare gary fact: he has 17 extra toes
SubGOD's bracket just dropped !
>>154261674I think the frauds are the mild, the canes and the sabres
>>154261782wow, what a great analyst and not an absolute fucking retard
>>154261675I was just at a sharks game at the SAP center and it was actually a really good vibe. I think they’re bout to be good for some time so the “fairweather” fans are gonna eat
what's up bro's mania tomorrow>>154259189kwab rent free dream big
>>154261782Dude I thought this was your bracket and I was gonna say hell yeah mine is really similar but it’s fuckin subbans lol -_-
For anyone that’s interested, none of what this anon said: >>154261675 is accurate or truthful. He’s got some weird axe to grind I take it
I can't believe this washed unc might sign on for another year
I am deliberately not making a bracket because that only encourages Gary to keep this retarded format
>>154261517>that is obviously yahoo serious
>>154261848is he like yakub? we only had dexter's lab here
>>154261868americans will only recognise the name from that one simpsons episode where it's part of a joke.but he did play einstein in a biopic about how he invented rock and roll.
.
>>154261885ah I see, just looked him upglad he got clean
>>154261793Well yeah
>>154261806It's relatively easy to have the ~80,000 die hard fans who attend multiple games a year it takes to get 16,000 to 17,000 people in the door for every game when your metropolitan area adds up to ten million people. Pound for pound, teams like Buffalo, Pittsburgh and Calgary, and especially Nashville have way more enthusiasm from their cities. Most people in the Bay Area don't give a fuck about Hockey, but it's big enough that all the people who do add up to a significant market.It's just a fact that more of the population is willing to spend big money on Hockey in a lot of other nominally smaller markets as compared to San Jose. That's why Celebrini's jersey is so low on the list. If he were playing anywhere in Canada but Calgary, he'd be number one by far. If he were playing in Colorado or Nashville, he'd be number one by far.
uath
>>154261891I wonder what EA's track record is when it comes to their sim's results and the irl result
>>154261971wew lad
>>154261971comedy gold
>>154261971your bracket is the first one I've seen that has the sens going that far
>>154261971Gary would have to be dead and buried before this was even a possibility
>>154261975I bet this misprint sells more than it would had it been spelled correctly
my tiebreaker guess was 24 goals
just found it
>>154261997do you smell colors?
>>154261997mine is 22
>>154262000no i smell paint
I saw somebody from a couple threads ago had like 73 goals for the tiebreaker lawlz, just an absolute bloodbath
>>154261971Typical leaf
>>154261997Mine was 67 because my finals have Jarry and skinner in them
>>154262023jej fair enough
>>154261782>"they can be just as smart as you and me"
>>154261983Did they not watch how well the Sens played at the end of the season?
All these so called good teams (hurricanes, avs, lightning, Sabres, stars, oilers, etc) will be exposed as frauds soon.
>>154262040mediocrity and luck will prevail.
>>154262040blessed post
>>154262039I guess it really all depends on whether or not Ullmark can keep his marbles together
>>154261976I tried asking AI about their performance over the years but AI fucking sucks ass and can't read images so it can't read the whole bracket so it has no idea how accurate they arethis is what it said:>Across the years where I could inspect enough of EA’s posted bracket to score it, the results were:>2022: 10/15 series correct>2024: 1/5 verifiable series correct>2025: 1/7 verifiable series correct
heard hellebuyck wants out of the jets kwab
>>154262145oh I'm sorry, would you want to play for them?
>>154262145he would get the fattest haul given how grim the goalie market is, and that he is elite
>>154261971>>154261782GO HABS GO
>>154261971:)
>>154262157adin hill for helle who says no
>>154262179no, not her, delete
>>154262198she cute
>>154262187if the canes lose in the ecf again I will literally shit myself
watching juggalo championship wrestling live with /pw/
>>154262234hell yeah i've heard that shit is fun.
>>154262198Her dad was a wealthy Chinaman who paid a bunch of good looking white women with good genes to birth his children. It's basically cheating.
reminder
>>154262247@grok is this real?
>>154262245The stream is at psp-tv.com
>>154262221It's gonna happen (maybe)
wheres jen
>>154262257thanks. just saw my nigga ricky morton
>>154259999Checked
>>154262252diaper>>154262267blocked
>>154262288torts and hart won't be stopped bro
>>154262255
>>154262187based oilbro
>>154262294all I said was diaper tho
mr. happy is a kayfabe retard kek
>>154262304Guess he's not getting a turn at Jasmine St. clair tonight
>>154262294true dat E.M. bout to get her comeuppance
>>154262298wow, good for him I guessglad we got an alysa instead of a supreme gentleman
>cokane is championthis shit fucking rules
Kek
>>154262288jen
>>154262317it would almost be worth it for the vegas golden jewish gambling rats to win the cup just for torts to hold it again
here we go again with the garbage ass hypotheticals >hurr durrr w-what if they win the cup for the lulz..! hah! retards
>>154262392
golden knights have the best record in their last 10 games played compared to the other 15 teams.
>>154262446well that seals it
>>154262464i think so bro
I couldnt decide which 1st round upset to pick, the mammoth or the ducks, i went with the ducks hen ended up sending vegas to the finals.
the piss knights cup run will get cancelled in the second round just like slopdown
>>154262500cope smackdown was on toknight.
>>154262510It was the worst wrestling show ive ever seen this juggalo shit im watching at 4 am in the morning is more interesting
wrong shade of grey
>>154262541i was workin. i heard there was some cringe punk/cody segment.
I tried watching wrestling onceit was embarrassingthem pretending to hit each otherhard to watch
>>154262561*xfactors you*
>>154262547Ya they started making out it was hella gat
wrestlefags OUT
>>154262602Huge weekend of wrestling going on rn might not even watch the playoffs
>>15426259713 year old me agreed.
>>154262602mania weekend tranny kwab
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776502855045940.mp4
>>154262103ea is fuckin retarded but we all knew that
watching scrubs before bed the janitor finally showed up
>>154262626literally the whitest person alive and they give him that music overlay
>>154262606does wrestling pull in more shekels than the nhl?
>>154262676of course it does kek
>>154262685genuinely never would have guessed it. figured that with 32 teams the league would shekelmog some monthly event or whatever
>this is who's influencing bedard now that foligno's gone
>>154262732Hockey makes more than wrestling. The nhl signed like a 7.7 billion over 5 years tv deal with espn, then a 225 million per year with TNT, then the billion plus dollars a year they get from canada, then you add regional rights and foreign rights. Wwe got 5.5 billion dollars from netflix over 10 years and 1.6.billion in total over 5 years from espn. That's a lot of money but less than hockey.
>>154262822yeah that makes way more sense, gary is quite shrewd after all
>>154258017>the laffs token free square is stolen by the wild soulless playoffs desuwatching the laffs humiliate themselves in ways we never thought possible was always the best part of the last several years
>>154261675>mfw>>154261753This is a very concise and well worded summary anon
Waow i wanna be shot into the net
>>154262961I think the biggest issue is that teams like the Blackhawks are establishment teams with, critically, good colours that casual fans might buy, while primary teal is a big ask for anybody if they're not literally going to the game. Only the cali fin version is somewhat attractive.
>>154263004that's a good point actually, I wouldn't wear that shit compared to superior Bruins colours
the Danley Dup
senaturds lose today
rent free
the team mentioned in the op?
hey I have nothing important to add it's just been awhile since my flag posted
>>154262392>laffs
>>154263254thanks man i appreciate you
>>154263255rent free
>laffs
just another nothing of value post by an american flag
i love you guysall of youthanks /hoc/ bros for being great
>>154263309>>154263314
>>154263340laffs got the last laff that season
>>154263348>laffs
Red sky in the morn bros...
>>154263423take warning sailors, hurricane is coming
>>154263423red sky in the morning, sailors warningred sky at night?sailors delight F L A M E SL AMES
>>154258017I'm happy to share with you all my predictions I made when the season started :) I posted this image on October 14th, 2025
my flyers are playing tonight!
her flyers are playing tonight!
>>154263513>cantpucks
>>154263541i cheer for martone
>>154263338<3
>>154263513>Canucks>Leafs>RangersCome on
lazy chilimac and a magnesium tablet are going to put me right to sleep tonight. I will dream about the Stanley's Cup and try to come to terms with the fact that Lightning will probably get it
boutta go for a afternoon coffee blast
>>154263551>>154263582Pettersson said last summer that he put on 6kg of muscle. Six fucking kilogram. I thought okay, maybe the Canucks are back and EP40 is back. What I didn't know at the time was that he's a psychopath liar who lies all the time. 6kg of muscle over one summer is impossible but he just said ithttps://hockeysverige.se/nhl/elias-pettersson-om-formen-vancouver-canucks/
>>154263340>laffs fought because of this>they wouldn't fight for the captain when he got gudas'dwhat did they mean by this?
>>154263605
>>154263615>believing a swede could put on any amount of muscle
Good morning /hoc/
>>154263693
>>154263691Greig is a tiny twink and Gudas could actually fight back
>>154263713>t. the country that produces the likes of celebrini and bedard
>>154263615ep40 is jacked now but he has knee tendinitis and that is what killed his production
>>154263746Yes but we also produce players like murderin Mike Matheson
>>154263770I dont even know who that is
>>154263746we produce the best twinks in the world
That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker
>>154263746ummmmm why does celebrini kneel down?? did he start sucking bedard's dick right there on the ice in front of everyone?
>>154263784Maybe the video will jog your memory
>>154263854Still unsure. Maybe this picture will jog your memory?
>wins the cup
>>154263919why are you posting the amount of cocks i've sucked? this is not relevant
>playoffs start>Sens-Canes is your leading actGary...
>>154262247all chinese people should do this btw
>>154263340>laffs
>start of the playoffs >/hoc/ obsessed over a ded teamcmtsu
>>154264309>laffs
Rod Brindamour will shoot himself on camera after Tim Stutzle flops for the 17th time in game 1
>>154264319that was the answer for $1000what will be your next category?
>start of the playoffs>Samir seething because his >laffs aren't in them>laffs
is samir in the thread with us right now?
>>154264364only omar having a melty over samir
>>154263719
>start of the playoffs>omar more obsessed with samir than his beloved >senaturds>laffs
>>154264441Samir isn't real retard
>>154264448>laffs
>Samir mentioned by name>starts having a meltyLike clockwork.
Is it playoff hockey?
Why cant Samir control his natural tendencies
>omar still obsessed with samir even after being called out for it>senaturds>laffs
>>154264350>laffs
It's up: https://youtu.be/L1dBtCvomLI?si=Ovvk6e7sYUT1Wu83
>>154264527>senaturds
>Samir mentioned. I enjoy his natural tendencies.
omar completely derailing the thread (as usual)
>>154264561>laffs
Cuck is already in playoffs form I see.
new>>154254179
>>154263615This is completely irrelevant to the Canucks being good or not. At the beginning of the season Hughes was your best player EP40 was the sideshow. Pettersson's problem isn't his size it's the fact that's he the most predictable player in the league who refuses to take any risk
