THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON. DO OR DIE FOR TOTTENHAMIF SPURS LOSE THEYRE ALL BUT RELEGATEDbrighton: Verbruggen, Wieffer, Van Hecke, Boscagli, Kadioglu, Ayari, Gross, Gomez, Hinshelwood, Minteh, Welbeck. spurs: Kinsky; Porro, Danso, Van de Ven, Udogie; Bissouma, Gallagher, Bentancur; Kolo Muani, Solanke, Kane.
1st for kagurabachi
2nd for kagurabachi
>>154265926mate your png is upside down good lord how embarrassing is that
Full line-ups:Spurs: Kinsky, Porro, Danso, van de Ven (c), Udogie, Bissouma, Gallagher, Bentancur, Simons, Kolo Muani, Solanke.>Subs: Austin, Dragusin, Palhinha, Richarlison, Maddison, Tel, Gray, Bergvall, Spence.Brighton: Verbruggen, Wieffer, van Hecke, Boscagli, Kadioglu, Ayari, Gross, Gomez, Hinshelwood, Minteh, Welbeck (c).>Subs: Steele, Julio, Rutter, Baleba, Kostoulas, Mitoma, De Cuyper, O'Riley, Veltman.
>>154265926>KaneLMFAO
NO... I DON'T WANT SPURS RELEGETADED NO
Love me some avian derby
>>154265976its not about what you want.its about what you need.
anime will never recover if spuds go down
>>154265996i need that pair of anime tits on my face
>>154266056>if
Witnessing history is based ngl
To any Arsenal lurkers, your team are going to choke every trophy.
>>154266075nah the CL is all but theirs now
>>154265926Tottenham are at home, you clown
>God SixShall
>>154266075Cope you salty little tottenham goyim.
>>154266096nyot for long m8
>>154266153We'll need an official ruling on if it becomes God Five or if we give Spurs a year of leniency.
Spurs deserve this for their cowardly fans failing to properly protest ENIC. It's entirely on them and no-one else.
>>154266169EPL's God 5EFL's God's chosen 1
>>154265976Why do you care? Fuck them, let them rot.
>>154266188surely its their fault for costing arsenal the title then doing the poznan
>>154266169They're out of it and also>a yearThey're flushed for the foreseeable. A shit club for cowardly cunts
Spurs are going down LMFAO!
>>154266169we can have villa in for a year they do have a CL or two and have a rich owner
welbz hat-trick to destroy spuds' GD
all brighton in here, aren't we?
I don't trust Brighton at all
Brighton has the best form in the entire league and Spurs haven't won in the league since early December This should be a fucking bloodbath LOL!
>>154266384inshallah
>>154265926wait what is the math like, if they lose this one there is really no more hope for them?
both of these teams need to fuck off from the prem
Casual reminder that Macclesfield Town STILL have more wins against Premier League opposition than Spurs do in 2026
A MESSAGE TO SPURS FANS:Your life is still worth living. It isn't all over despite your team getting relegated. They might get promoted straight back to the premier league, which is the most prestigious league in the world with the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United. Don't worry, keep your chin up. You will likely lose all your players, but that's a good thing. Your owners truly love the club and will do what's best. Maybe you can follow a few of the NFL games or do some go karting at the stadium to take your mind off it all. God bless. Your life has meaning. I value you.
>>154266413trvth nvkeor trvth svicide bvmb in this case
Spurs are pure comedy.
>>154266392assuming spurs lose (extremely likely):forest beat burnley (very likely) they're 6 points clearif west ham beat palace (50/50) they're 5 points clearcan't see them winning 2 in a row which is the least they'd have to do to survive
>>154266392Mathematically they can but they're playing the worst football in the entire league. Probably even the worst football in the top 7 leagues in England. They have Wolves coming up and people don't even think they'll win that match.
>>154265996love horse girls
>>154265976>>154265996>>154266473>animekys srsly
Emma Raducanu (England’s rose, votes Conservative at every election) is a Spurs fan. But at least she wins things.
>>154266461>they're playing the worst football in the entire league. Probably even the worst football in the top 7 leagues in England.Don't lie. You don't watch football outside of the Slop Six. There are multiple teams worse than Spuds.
>>154266473whats the white cloud over her minge mean
>>154266482fucking knobhead with the brolly at the end
>>154266490burnley are worse that's 1 in the leaguewolves are better than spurs they've just been comically unlucky this season
unreal to see people defending Spurs in any way they are woefullost at home to West Ham
>>154266510>Yes I doYou don't. Otherwise you'd know there's a club in the top seven tiers who haven't won multiple league games this season. Spurs have at least done that.
>>154266501Wolves were absolute shit under Pereira. Amazes me he even got the Forest job after that performance.
spurs don't win today they are 100% playing championship football next season
MINTEH
>>154266533sheff wed beat this spurs team 4-0they have heart and sovl, just got unfairly riggi'd by the jewish efl
I'm finkin spuds will win 2-1 today
LORD, PLEASE LET THIS DISGUSTING TEAM GET RAPED BY BRIGHTON TODAY
>>154266418I think you made a mistake anon, Tottenham play a premier league team every week!
Even Spurs fans can see the comedy in their shit club getting sent down
>iptv server has been down for two weeks, none of the alternatives work and i can't be arsed messaging the seller AGAIN for a fucking new one when theres only a month left
>paying to pirate
>>154266553Not really. We need them to win (or draw), and West Ham and Forest to win away at Palace and at home to Burnley respectively. Then the pressure will really ramp up and they'll have a proper fight to get out of the bottom three. They're away at Wolves next week and it's pretty much a guaranteed three points and a win by a couple of goals to boost the goal difference.
>>154266558>sheff wed beat this spurs team 4-0Don't talk complete bollocks. You haven't watched Wednesday. They're fucking horrendous. Going to have the worst record in the history of the Football League at the end of this season even without the points deductions.
Can't wait till Jewingham Wokespur and their faggy tranny flag get relegated
>>154266580How do you say "It's over" in English?
this is a great watch because Brighton will obviously win
hate myself and want to die
>>154266613>it's overעס איז פֿאַרבײַ...
>>154266622just transition. its the standard last roll of the dice before suicide. it may make it better and youve nothing to lose
>>154266461>they're playing the worst football in the entire leagueunder the previous managers. de zerbi had one game at sunderland and spurs were robbed. if they don't win by at least 2 goals today then I'll be surprised
>>154266622Omg that's my favourite Nirvana song
Hello, Swedebro??? Where are you??
i checked the spurs pregame thread and this is how they feel about the situationare they right or wrong?
>>154266632Positive signs!
>>154266589>>154266613actually found one that might be working..... think it might be gay virgin media blocking it
Hoping for THAT PERSON Welbz to score a hatty today
>>154266652Of course they mentioned Arsenal I've yet to ever see a Spurs fan talk about their club and not do this
>>154266664the chad talktalk vs the virgin media
>Kane
>>154266631The only thing he has is that he could leave a good looking corpse, don't tell him to mutilate and deform it with chemicals
>gallagher>no gray>no pigeon>sowanke>rkm>semensIt's joever
Let's go London Cocks!
these guys are going to have a cheese room in the 2nd divisionall the fat bald boomer lower league fans from stoke etc are going to riot asking for a bovril room
I believe that we will win (spurs)
Xavi simons red card incoming
gibs stream plox I want to watch and laugh too
How is Gallagher so unfit? I know he can't pass or shoot or defend, but his whole thing is being "le engine" that can run around a lot. He's looked gassed since his first game
Got a sneaky suspicion Welbs will once again confirm his status as THAT PERSON.
how did these frauds manage to beat the once great manchester united in the europa league final less than a year ago?
>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS
>>154266693Prawn sandwich club is going to be disbanded mate, they'll start dismantling and selling parts of the stadium for scrap. But the end of next season it'll be a mudpit with an electric fence around it.
>>154266710https://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
what da FUCK are those daps de zerbi is wearing
>>154266693We don't have a cheese room, it got cancelled. The start of our downfall
Why is Florian Wirtz in goal for Brighton?
>>154266743its cheesever....
>>154266739Probably cost more than your house mate
get them flushed
Sky Sports Gary Neville:"You just think that the Spurs players would fold, the fans would give up on it, should Brighton get this first goal.
>>154266756do like a savoury snack me
>>154266756what's a knobbly stick
watching in my boxers eating a tub of ice creamfucking hell my life is shit
>>154266769Stopped reading at "Gary Neville"
>>154266775a nik nak alternative>in b4 whats a nik nak
>>154266770same>>154266775ask your mother
Spurs are playing well, finkin they'll score soon
>>154266783
why isn't expressions oozing livestreaming?did he actually go to a game?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM?!
>>154266777youre literally living my dream.well if you were doing it on a weekday
>>154266796Genuinely playing world class at the moment
>>154266796Sub-optimal
>Porro's face when he gets a goal and an assist
You're all a bunch of fat bastards aren't you
>>154266796to dare is to poo
All my faves are departing this year :(>Fernando Alonsoretiring from F1 6 Dec 2026>Mary Tachibanajust announced upcoming retirement - 31 May 2026>Anri Okitasays she is retiring on her 40th birthday, 28 Oct 2026>Ai Ueharaleaving streaming platforms by the end of the year due to thin-shaming>Max Verstappenlikely to go on Sabbatical, 6 Dec 2026. Could do a Miga and never come back>Nagi HikaruHealth issues. Retiring 30 April 2026.>Tottenham HotspurDeparting the EPL on 24 May 2026
>>154266790not that anon and havent had those before, but imagine they are like nik naks which look like this
They always play well for the first 30 mins; they then tire out, fuck something up, and give up.
Tot go down
>>154266805
>>154266824sadexcept max fuck that guy
>>154266805based condiment choice
I shall begin the process of opening my black kween folderFor you see it is literal petabytes big so it takes at least 15 minutes for the file to even open
>>154266816spiritually? yesphysically? noI'm drinking a blue lucozade slushie and eating salt and vinegar o'donnell's crisps but the only other thing I'm going to eat today is dinner
I think De Zerbi seems alright so far, but sure it won't be long until this bunch of cunts make him want to leave.
>>154266840proof?and the only proof ill accept is posting 100 of them in this thread
>>154266805anglos would eat anything but mayonnaise
>>154266840based
>>154266837Someone on /tv/ has just claimed that if you procreate with a Japanese woman it isn’t miscegenation because they are honorary aryans
Brighton, more like SHITEon
>>154266849based only snacks and dinner chaERA PENAL
Decent first 5, but >we will still lose, at least >we are getting shit from the ref today
>>154266816Just got back from my local non league side so my belly is full of cider and cheeseburgers with extra fried onions
0 pens all season btw
>>154266805I don't use condiments at all, I prefer the natual taste of the food
>>154266861its not our fault it has no flavour. you should have put some garlic or bovril or something in it plus its got as many calories as chocolate for the 0 taste
>>154266796niggas went from playing a CL final and winning the Europa League to relegation
>>154266881They dive too much, refs don't want to give them a sausage because of it
>>154266881divespurs don't deserve any
Haha tottenham fans thought it was a pen lmao
Brighton fan here, we'll fuck this up.
not fair on spuds if they lose 2v1 desu
not enjoying tottenham looking okay for once
>>154266898>soveren ringDONT FACK IT UP OR ELSE GUV
>>154266861I get through two bottles of mayonnaise a week
Just our luck that every premier league referee is an antisemite.
>>154266881Penalties were promosed 3000 years ago
NO POMBO = NO WIN
>>154266905Their main problem is their fitness/mentalityif it gets to like 65th minute they will be knackered, let one in and immediately give up
>>154266837For me, It's Kanna Seto
bump
They all look the same
>>154266861why use plain mayonnaise when andalouse sauce exists
>>154266933das wacis
>"get behind the team">"please get behind the team">"please"
>>154266898How easy is it to jump out, dribble past that chubby security guard and run across the field?
2nd most goals from corners and I genuinely can't remember a single one
whats with the AIDS flag
>>154266948TOP KLENK
>>154266898How the fool was that pie, anon?Slurper incoming
>>154266948>Painted nails
>>154266950im fatter than him so hard
>>154266958humiliation ritual for away fansnot that brighton have a problem with it
>>154266948Well they did for the Forest game, only for the squad to not show up and lose 3-0
>>154266928How come Jap women have such nicer skin than other races?And such nice, soft, flowing hair?
How does one into JAV, i feel like they are way too slow of a burn for me, it takes half an hour for stuff to start and like another half for the groping to stop to move onto the more hardcore stuff so i end up skipping too much of each video.
>>154266964>How the fool was that pie,is this english?
>>154266950You get arrested in this country for doing that, literally 1984
>>154266948What's so funny about this?
>>154266975low T high E
>>154266948almost sharteta-tier cringe
>>154265926>Kolo MuaniFucking hell, is this where he's been all this time? He used to play for PSG you know, how the mighty have fallen. His entire legacy will be that missed goal in the WC final when he should've passed to Mbappe.
I'm having a wank
That's an ACL
>>154266948is this kabbalah
>>154266979Do people watch the start of porn videos? I just skip straight to her taking it up the shitter
>>154266998Wish he was still there, been wank all season
so, Chelsea vs Man, or Copa del Rey?
it is certainly boding
>>154267000Good
>>154266999Nice one, what're you wanking to?
Why can't they just replace the ACL ligament with a bit of elastic?
>>154266999Nice, inspirational numbers, let us all know how it goes
mitomabros it's time
>>154266950Yea you'll get a lifetime ban for that>>154266964Piglets Pantry pies are the best in the league lad.
>>154266975They bathe and wash their hair in some kind of rice water concoction Also, excellent diets.
>almost 200 replies for a spurs vs brighton match How many of you are here just for banter relegation?
>>154267033all the worlds elastic comes from the strait and iran are still blocking it, he's fucked
>>154267008>he doesn't enjoy knowing who's the goody, and baddy, and what their motivations are
>>154267049I would never watch this shit otherwise
>>154267049just in case it happens
Kolo muani and Simons are in the running for worst signings of all time. Tel too. All spurs signings desu.
>>154267049Does that chick have a penis?
>>154267027Black women
You wouldn't think Brighton are in the top half of the table with how they're playing, would you?
>>154267049ME ME ME, its comfy to watch a team like Tottenham maybe relegate. Though even now i think they are odds favourite to stay up
>>154267069
>>154266979>>154267008for me the setup is the entire point. I skip through most of the sex
>>154267070Kolo is a loan, doesn't count
Minteh is not looking so fresh in this game
what happened to mitoma, he was the white giggs for a season or so
>>154267049she cute
Brighton manager just doesn't like managerial
>>154267070Jamsen, Robbie Savage, Ndombele, Isak
SAVE US MADDERS
>>154267049
>>154267074
>>154267070i mean that 7 foot german literal who newcastle just bought is worse surely. hes just as shit but cost 2x as much
Where’s the anon who posts slags like Lucy Pinder?
Wrestlemania tonight lads!
>be paid millions of dollars to kick a ball>can't do a corner kick without smashing it 20 yards further than it needs to be
>>154267049shes cute
>>154267113Evidently not because newcastle aren't fighting for relegation
>>154267123still tony
>>154267091Superior Ngubu genetics > having a PhD in dribbling
I used to post pictures of my snacks here years ago. How have you lot been?
>>154266824sex
>>154267070I think Simons is a good player. He was good at Euro 2024.Probably just playing in the wrong system.He’d be good at an upper mid table club like Everton or Manchester United.
No idea what Simon’s (refuse to call him Xavi) was like in Germany but I’ve never rated him or any of these young hype jobs, much less a hype job that came about because his dad gave him the name of an actual good player
would spurs take a 0-0 here?
>commentator says now that brighton have a corner they can get a touch in the box>have two corners then a throw in & cross>and then another cross>still haven't got a touch in the boxwoah they got one!
>nephew pissing and shitting all day in excitement about the sideman chartity match>I had no idea what it was until todayThis is what it's like to get old.
Why is Mitoma no longer a regular starter?
comedy defending as soon as they're put under any pressure
Brighton always disappoints. Wouldn't be surprised if they let spurs win
Can Brighton stop playing like shit.
>>154267140well apparently man utd are looking to buy him if spurs go down so youre right
Bissouma showing why he has been benched for so long
>>154267091He has a back problem
>>154267162Didn't submit his dissertation in time
>>154267162don't watch brighton at all but pretty sure he was injured as fuck for a while
>>154267167believe in welbeck
Now that Tottenham are playing world class, where are all the haters? Huh?
>>154267160the problem is only kids care about it, so nobody has any money to give to the charityand by the time these guys grow up enough to have money they will have moved on and the sidemen will be 50 and cant play anymore
Spurs might actually go down...
>blud crying for not recieving a pass after Minte blasted through 5 menPiss off, who the fuck does he think he is
That's a penalty you know
CAM ON BRIGHTON THEY'RE FUUUUCKING SHIIIITE!!!!
>>154267152that webm KEK
>>154266837>no hana>no nene>no tano>no fumika
>>154267162Japan is no longer a lucrative market.
Does anyone remember sadfu Jade from the Traitors?She’s quit her bioscience PhD and is now a tv presenter.Hosted the UK Video Game Awards last night and is working for Sky as a presenter on minor sports like netball and padel
>>154267162He keeps fucking up his ankle
>>154266810>>154267187Klenk
>>154267210In your mind she is your girlfriend
>>154267140He's been mediocre his entire career. Flashes of quality every now and then but he's bang average otherwise despite playing in a position where he can and should be dictating all the play. Spurs fans and his admirers think he's de bruyne when he's actually tom cleverly.
>>154267152kino webm
>>154266929>bumping a match thread
>>154267210charisma vacuum
>>154267191Don't understand this image
GroB has been brilliant
HOW DID IT NOT GO IN
>>154267210Crazy how people just quit their careers for a sniff of the entertainment industry.Side note, she kept banging on about being a gamer but just sat at every round table shocked at being interrogated
how did that not go in kek
holy
>trollpost
>>154267152Nintendies DON'T LOOK
>>154267223What's happening here then?
FUCK SO CLOSE
>>154267187You must be watching a different game
shit it might actually be spurs' day
how the fuck didn't that go in>retard linesman calls an offside that was 3 yards on
Nearly and off the bum OG
offside for nothingspurs have bribed the refs
spurs are looking shaky...
Fuark
>>154267210thanks for the heads up she's a fitty
>>154267152Based boomer
Lol they really only play well for first 30
I hate those clip from behind fouls. That shit should be a 5 or 10 minute sin bin as well as a YC.
>>154267246switch 2 has no games..>>154267247typical marriage ceremony in SEA. pretty normal stuff
>>154267219I think the BBC and other parts of the British media are doing a psyop to make white British males addicted to hapa women
>Bitch boomer
Bissouka off when
Wait is that the danny welbeck? Isn't he like 45 or something.>>154267272>implying there needs to be a psyop
>>154267268i agree desuif the player is choosing to foul on purpose because its the smart move, the punishment isnt strong enough
Danny Welbeck turns 37 in November
>>154267272I was born psyoped then.
>>154267231a gargoyle girl amazed at how soft human skin is
>>154267293hes getting info from milner. they will still be playing in 3 years time
this ref is a y!d
>yellowFuck off VDV did the same in the box and got away with it
>>154267293And yet continues to confirm his status as THAT PERSON
>stream ded>f5>its now in spanishneed to get their act together these criminals
FJCCOJKASOPFDCJA YES WQERE STAYING UPGET FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>154267312Despite what the freaks on r/coys will tell you, spuds get a very easy time of it by refs
no no NOOOOOO
FUCKS SAKE
Knew they weren't getting relegated
UM, TOTTENHAMGETTINGRELEGATEDBROS????
Oh fucking BOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOALLLLGET FUCKED SPEE
WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK
Sitting on the toilet, lads. I'm taking a shit.
GAYSHITWANKERS
/thug/ bros...
fuck off fuck off fuck off
Fuck off
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>shiteton
Was just about to complain Solanke had been anonymous again
Anything ever happening status?
Suck it, ABSs.
Fuck off De Zerbi you rapist loving cunt
A FUCKING GOAL?
Brighton should be relegated just for that
>>154266383these fucking pricks
>>154267358Rattled
>nothing ever happens
Trusting a little Japanese fella to mark someone
>>154267357not ABS just ABS6
>play out from the back like retards>kick it to opposition who haven't looked like scoring>they scorehow the fuck are brighton in the top half of the tableI don't get why keepers rush out for those lobs, it's hard to get power on the dinks so they aren't going to score unless they somehow put it in the top corner
AW having a meltydave won.
>>154267358>>>/r/eddit
Holy shit guys this puts Tottenham a whopping> O N EPoint ahead of the relegation zone
Brighton are useless
Fuck off Brighton you useless cunts, the entire country has been rooting for you
Man simmons is fucking shit
>>154267358Seethe, Reddit. Seethe.
>>154267370that's entirely on the keeperhe's shit and always has been
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>154267375this is like 90% of teams though
>>154267379Yeah, and they've got the easiest run-in of any team out of them, West Ham and Forest
I CAN'T
>>154267358´ddit
Who you posting for the HT slags segment?
>>154267347>sands of time dropped
>>154267396anime
Has there been any rational explanation put forward for Simons' hair?
What else should we have expected from Bumboys United?
>>154267379A horse that good doesn't jumping haver that it have to be
>>154267396Bobbi Hadgraft
Simons come on, miss you there was that 4-2 that spurs when Miitoma tore >us apart
>>154267379>easiest run-in>spuds.
>>154267405born female
>>154267396Baddiedem
>>154267379You say that like the game is over
>>154267272She's literally a 10/10 what are you on
>>154267405so much skin between each section of hair. looks painful.
>>154267396lowkeydeadinside
>>154267408well said
>>154267419then why can i see the vast majority of her scalp?
the thing is that yellow teams never win
>>154267396If Brighton win this I'll post my GF at FT
>>154267405stem cell treatment from british donors
>>154267425looking forward to this one
>>154267423Yeah maybe if you're black. Average to anyone normal.
that coach looks like a magician
>>154267430traction alopecia is common in black women particularly those that tie up or braid their hair
>trusting Brighton to ever meet expectations
>>154267415You’ve mistaken me, Anon Supreme, with a lesser Anon
Black kween folder anon, it's your time
>>154267449If he can stop us getting relegated then he is one.
>>154267452like I said, the absolute shitters kept everton in the league 3 years ago and they're going to keep these cunts in it too
GIVE US MURDERBALL
>>154267457Ah so I did, my bad
>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS
it begins :-)
A FUCKING SEAGULL
LADS...
>Mitoma doubters in shambles
>spurs winningDay ruined
>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS WHAT A GOAL
WHAT A GOALLLLLL
>>154267449that's the famous roberto de slurpi renowned for disappearing from every club he's been at within 2 years
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
btfo
LETS FUCKING GO
BUMBOYSSSS
KEKKED AND CHECKED
we are SO back
>>154267462You were talking about Mitoma, right?
HOLY FUCK
The jew fears the samurai
GOA;LLLLLLLLLL
>>154267482HOWEVER
NIPPON!
ANIMEEEEEEEEE
/THUG/ NIGGAS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
Bloody hell
>>154267482NOT SO FAST
DAY SALVAGED
GAYCHADS WE STAY WINNING
That is such a sexy goal
>>154267412Fucking called it
>>154267036(Me)
I celebrate goals against Spurs harder that goals scored by >my team
GOAWWWWAAAAAAAANNNN
imagine getting blown the fuck out by a jap
WAAAAAAA MITOMA SAN SUGOIIIIIII
In honor of Mitoma we ought to post anime.
this guy looks like messi>keeper gets beaten because he doesn't stand up at the near postfucking kek
/a/ saving the day as usual. Anime board, anime world. Deal with it.
>Spurs
Ohhh spudsy wudsies
Antisemitic goal that
>>154267515i kneel (no homo)
>from out of nowhere, a nip
LOOKS LIKE /THUG/S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>154267524>tf>tp
>>154267524theyre imagining getting their backs blown the fuck out by a jap
>>154267505
>>154267529Present proof that Mitoma watches anime
hahahahahaha
>>154267367>>154267378>>154267384>>154267393You can continue praising rapists in the Championship :)
kanebros...
>>154267536KEK
>>154267554retvrn to where you belong
IGOTAFEELIN'
A black player would have buried that header.
>>154267529Basiert
Spurs deserve to lose because of di zerbis fashion decisions
>brighton player does his knee>his replacement scores a worldiethis is the luck of the tottenham
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium:"Kaoru Mitoma is a special player for Brighton, Roberto De Zerbi knows that. He’s only on because Diego Gomez got injured. Some assist from Pascal Gross too."
>>154267558this video is not as good as you think it is to keep spamming it everywhere
>>154267475Apology accepted
JAPAN will send tottingham to the champion ship!
>>154267536>from the river to the sea, brighton will get 3
>>154267558mongy kane
>>154267564You can't call other people Reddit when you post a le epic Shrek is life gif
I’m sick of all the ads that make fun of balding men
>hot slurs vs hollistercan't believe I am watching this
>>154267581ive only posted it 3 times ever. thats other people
>>154267586Take that Korea!
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium:"Relegation was promised to Spurs 3000 years ago"
THE JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI.
Absolutely sick of Japs
G-d is too busy with his other Yid army to help out this one
>the thread>the thread when spurs concede
good game to be fair>>154267646beware bro>>154267649no, never.taking a shit is x rated though. theyve gotta be clothed
>>154267668there wasn't any nudity or anything gross though, it was basically just sitting on the toilet
>>154267594I fink you'll find it originated from here. You'd know that if you weren't a tourist
>>154267668I've heard that in thirdie countries schizo voices are kind and encouraging and it's only in western countries they say everyone's trying to kill you
>>154267676post it again let's find out
>>154267605neville is based wtf?>>154267676its a fine linebikini is ok, anything less is a ban. and no toilet related stuff
>>154267668I can fix them
The “innocent, pure” Japanese 21 year old who flys from Tokyo to the UK twice a month to watch Brighton play their home matches has, somewhat predictably, announced that she’s launching a fansly and an Onlyfans account this week/sp/ was saying she was the perfect woman last week
pls dont encourage chilleano
>>154267681I've been on 4chan since 2009 nigga it's still reddit humour
anti norf propaganda
>>154267624go to the local mosk tariq. no japanese there.
will spurs bounce back from the championship at the first try
>>154267697The perfect foid knows that her holes are the most valuble thing about her, so yes.
>>154267702>nigga with an a
>>154267714You're an English teacher, stop larping.
Spurs fail to lead at HT again...Tottenham Hotspur have now failed to take a lead into half-time in 13 consecutive matches since doing so against Sunderland in January 2026.
Does de zerbi realise he looks like a dodgy Arab/Serbian/Med car salesman
What did you do in the last 15 minutes? Did you do something productive or did you post pornography and touch your willy?
>>154267728Too scared of getting arrested for a hate crime in this 4th world shithole
>>154267767theres something sovlful about someone who has had the same haircut since he was a kid and refused to change it.>>154267772jerked off
>>154267772put a fire on and put deep heat on my back
COME ON BRIGHTON>posted slags for 5 years>never been bannedthis place is too based desu
>Homo PooaniHow did he go for 80m he's fucking abysmal
udogie is a championship level player
its a udogie dog world
>>154267697Of course
spurs already looking tiredmight play for the draw
spurs collapse imminent
>>154267801Makes Tel and Richarlison look world class
>>154267529Can't argue with facts.
>>154267821Average weekend then?
Would losing to spuds be a sackable offence for Hürzeler?
janny paying close attention to this thread I see
is richarlison really so shit he cant start over yolo poonani?
they'll be complaining about that handball all week
All of the HT slags images have been nuked. I thought HT slags was a /sp/ TRADISHUN
>trannitors ban slagposters because it reminds them how unlike a woman they look >thread grinds to a haltsad situation all round
kek
2-2 draw
>>154267853Its a brighton thread.
>>154267861Oh yeah, sorry. Forgot about the gays anon
>>154267853It is tradition
>even de zerbi is doing long throws nowgame's gone
>>154267801he's only 27 just needs more time
>>154267853That happens all the time, it's fine if they're up for those 15 minutes
>>154267855feel heartbroken for the anon who wont get to post in /mug/ tonight
>>154267843They banned me for posting a fucken stream link genuinely whats wrong with these mongs?Pretty positive its that burger janny whos probably a spuds supporter(spits).
Why doesn't Smarteta get booked for leaving his technical area like every other manager?
>>154267853Janny is a Brighton fan if you catch my drift (he's gay)
>>154267861Kek
if kostoulas doesnt come on as a sub tottenham win
drunk with powerobsessed with deathdeath and destructiondrunk with power
How are Spurs fans real like lmao
>>154267886he does but he's never gone that far out of it
>>154267889whys he been so bad for brighton he looked like pele in the greek league
what a shit game
>>154267882Buddy wait until you make the chicano mods angry and they range ban your country for a whole year.It happens everytime mexico loses.
Why does the Sky commentator (not Alan Smith, the other one) keep calling Gallagher "Gallakher"? HE'S FUCKING ENGLISH
ver bruggen's been paid off
>>154267882I know, this website is barely alive and this subhuman trannitor is working hard to kill off what's left of it
>every player now takes 15 seconds per long throwThanks Arteta
Jesus christ tottenham just keep diving
>it's okay I tried to dive to win a pen because I put my hand up to apologise
>>154267919we say gallaher ftr
if SSpurs didnt sack frank theyd be safe by now
>>154267922working hard for FREE I forgot to mention
>>154267880Got a warning, don't want to get banned before tomorrow. It'll be a day of smug posting when arsenal nick a set piece goal win against shitty
>>154267921He's the Florian Wirtz of goalkeepers
>>154267921I REPEAT VER BRUGGEN HAS BEEN PAID OFF
>>154267936Safe from staying up.
What is blud doing
>>154267919I've got Martin Tyler and he still thinks its Kevin Gallacher
>>154267941For free?That cant be right, who would work for no compensation?
>Hurrrbruggen
>>154267943sami vivianon. but i will be shitposting in arse if you lose
what are you drinking with the match
>>154267943cutie
>>154267843>HT slags don't changeAnd neither do the jannies :-(
bro this is quieter than Anfield
>>154267974it's 4am, so nothing.I did have some weetbix at half-time.
>>154267974about to crack open a tin of heineken
>>154267974lucozade and cigs is my football tradition
>>154267974Anything but that shite
>>154267960Their form has been particularly diabolical since he got sacked, they were always going to do well against Brighton since de zerbi knows the players
>>154267974Nice can of Dr. Pepper while fries and nuggets are in the oven
>>154267974>female handOkay anon, where did you get this image from?
>>154267974aldi zx zero cherry cola
it already looked decent and now they are playing village football again
"spurs are trying too hard" lel
>>154267965
>>154268010/lgbt/
Did I just hear a "la puta que te parió"? kek
>>154267905>badhe was their best player coming off as a sub in 4 consecutive games they just stopped using him, brighton play players according to how much time they have left on their contracts, the older stock on the shelves has to go first thats why hinshelwood keeps playing despite being awful, they are waiting for that 60 million splurge domino from someone like bournemouth brentford newcastle
>>154267974I am drinking french coffee and about to munch on some knaffeh as i dive deeper into my own subconscious while being unemployed member of society for a prolonged period of time with no end in sight.
Ref is giving spurs absolutely everything
>20 mins have already gone in this half
>>154268016I klenked at this
>>154267974ribena
>>1542679748th pint of inches of the day
>>154268030sounds based desu
>>154267969So will I desu, well more shitting on farteta>>154267975xx>>154267974Can of diet coke
>>154268021It sounded like that, I guess it was Betancur.
>>154268071>>154268021whats it mean?
>>154267974Stella if the spuds lose (the mrs wont be happy)
>>154267974Fireball and polishing off the leftover Cointreau
just cast a hex on Spurs. they will concede in the next 18 minutes
Why does he look like such a fuckboy i cant
>>154268086me on the right
>>154268060It is, however everyone around is constantly trying to convince me otherwise.
>>154268016why the fuck are they on kiddie chairs
>>154268086She's cute and has nice booba, but her arse is gonna be ruined for life if she's not careful
>>154268085You son of a bitchYou can select the text and right click to translate on most browsers these days anon
>Welbz taking freekicksDo they really not have anyone better?
>>154268016
>>154268105those are normal sized chairs, find a new slant
Welbeck hit it straight in to the wall (not the Pink Floyd album by the same name)
>>154268085"the bitch who birthed you" a wordy way of saying "fuck you" I guess.
Replying to off topic is the most bullshit reason to ban. It's not my fault the jannies haven't done their job. I'm not a janny, how am I supposed to know what is off-topic.
>>154268120kek this is top tier
Verbruggen needs to be subbed
yeah this is ending 1-1 my niggasmay as well bake the chelsea/man u thread now
>>154268162One of the worst GK performances I've seen in this league
>>154268162incredible that chelsea's starting keeper was 3rd choice to this guy
COME ON YOU SPUDS
Bit of a slurper
>>154268187it's the gay pride derby
Brighton are so shit
half time slag posting is a /sp/ institution
>>154268172/spursaregettingrelegated/bros is this a good or bad result?
>be Simmons >fall every time you're touched and concede possession >complain Spurs players are so weak mind
>>154268212Not according to the Brighton supporting jannies
we are watching this on the second monitorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQM98zTrwAk
I would prefer spurs lose this
I still believe Brighton can win this
>>154268227its another home game down, and theyre still in the bottom 3, i think its bad for spurs>>154268237im more of an azur promelia kinda guy
love mitoma but he's made of glass
2-1 TO SPURSXAVI SIMONS
OGER
FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON FUCK OFF BRIGHTON
Fucking Brighton
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>154268227Anything but three points is bad unless you only need one.
It's over. Useless gulls.
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SPEE
>>154268239>>154268246HOWEVER
certified gay
FFS
brighton are fucking shit
>shirt off>in the crowdshould be two yellows
>>154268228apologize
WARRA CRACKER
the dutch saving the y!dswhat a surprise
>>154267889CALLED IT brighton only have their manager to blame for not playing in europe next season
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gallagher off for BergvallAre >we dare I say backAll subs used so no RicharlisonI guess not
>>154266383THESE FUCKING PRICKS
>concede because you play out from the back like retards in the first halfRetard should get a double yellow, taking off his shirt and leaving the ground.Does this dumb cunt know there's 15 minutes left?
>>154268285can't give two yellows at the same time
>>154268246>jinxing uscheers anon you melt
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Was it this season or last when spurs went 2-0 up against Brighton but ended up conceding 3
IF THERE IS A GODHE WILL SMITE SPURS DOWN
Certified Banger
>one heck
ver bruggen error = goalvan hecke error = goal
Hope you all realised Bergvall did that tackle assist as soon as he came on
Brighton are awful
still enough time for brighton to score another 5 yet
well it was nice while it lasted
>first win in 15 gamesthis shit team deserves to go down
>>154268305It was R7 in 2024/25 when Ange was in charge.
is this nigga wearing rick owens lmao what a clown
>>154268323no you
>>154268323dutch disease
They'll stay up now. Thanks for fucking NOTHING Brighton
Nottingham are playing Burnely at home, and West Ham are playing Crystal Palace who are on the beachThey'll be in relegation zone despite the win
and just like that we go down
just like brighton to bend over and take it from the worst spurs team in history
both goals came from brighton fucking around at the back
>>154268355Sure, but Spurs will finish with 40 points. Will both of them reach that many? The answer is no. It's over, the yids won.
It's time for HARAMBALL
>>154268353Hope Brighton lose the rest of their matches. They could have been the team to send spuds down. Useless
Wolves, Leeds, Chelsea, Villa, Everton
Bergvall is so handsome, desu.
Leave spuds to me.
simons wants to take himself out kwab
GOO ONNNNNNN
Brighton and hoves albions should score in the 90+8' to make this a sovl match.
simons is a faking bitch get him gone
OH FUCK OFF SIMONS
>>154268374Are you certain that you see 7 points in >>154268396
fuming... brighton are useless cunts
>spurs winning a gameI was promised funny. Where is the funny?
>>154268432no way kostoulas was the only one who can pull this off
lil nigga crying from cramp lmao
Why is Maddison walking off in a huff? Or does he just need a poo?
Simons is a whiny pussy, has been at every club
>spurs winningif i don't get a /mug/ later i will be LIVID
10 MINUTES STOPPAGE TIME PLS REF
are they playing whale calls over the stadium pa?
>>154268432oh wait he just came on brighton win this
>>154268437Hoping Villa will be too focused on EL, and Wolves are already down
>>154268462y!d ref will give 4
>>154268461Its the only thing that can save todays games desu
>>154268468When will greece nuke turkey?Hopefully soon.
FUCK OFF BRIGHTON
>8 minutesbrighton pls
HOLY FUCK BRIGHTON HOW ARE YOU CUNTS SO BAD AT CROSSING YOU'VE MADE ONE GOOD CROSS THE ENTIRE FUCKING MATCH
Always hated Seagulls desu
brighton are useless without mitoma and welbeck
8th minutes come seagulls
is that shitty cross the only move brighton can pull?
Imagine thinking Brighton's jew owner wasn't gonna help out Tottenham here, they don't want to see spurs go down.
>>154268501never come to australia
>8 mins2-2 it is then
>>154268501>>154268523seagulls are the niggers of the pigeon world
>>154268437Wolves and Leeds will donate 6 points so it's not like they need much more to reach 40.
>>154268517they used to have adingra who could cut in and shoot but they sold himhurzeler is a fraudulent wanker
>>154268523Brighton scouts are getting out of hand
nothing ever happens does it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LADS
>>154268523what is with you guys and letting birds run your shit
>>154268523saw the video of this earlier they simply refused to fuck off
he was offside anyway
>>154268554however :(
This Brighton team does not fucking deserve any Europe
HOL UPWAIT A MINUTE
LOOK AT XAVI SIMMONS LMAOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER GOAL IS COMING
lollmao
JUST
its overITS OVE RNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOHHHHH
WE'RE BACKWE'RE BACKWE'RE BACK
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS
OH NO NO NO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS
fuck off
There's enough time for Brighton to score a third goal.
WOW
lads, it's spurs
GET IIIIIIIIIIIINNN
>>154268576NOT SO FAST
>spuds
thank the lord
LADS
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES YESYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FOR ALL MY /THUG/ NIGGAS
based based based
>throwing central defender up front vidic style>it fucking worksI don't think I ever saw it work for united, brighton do it against spurs and it works in 10 seconds
BTW >>154267858
>>154268554are you in the stadium how are you one minute ahead of everyone?
GUIZ!!>doubting the prophecy
>>154268539total seagull death
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lol
SHOULDNT HAVE WASTED ALL THAT TIME ROLLING AROUND SIMONS YOU FUCKING SOFT TWAT
>spudsKEEEEEEEEEk>>154268432Reminder.
>Tyler: It's gone wrong for Tottenham, again.
>>154268631/THUG/ LIFE
>>154268543>Wolves and Leeds will donate 6 pointsYeah I don't think they will
man this was worth it
WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF ABSOLUTE SCENES
LOOOOOOOOOOL
i retract my prior criticism of brighton and seagulls in particular
xavi eternally mindbroken
VAR will rule it out
>still 4 minutes for a brighton winner
I HATE CHEVY SEAMENS
Is Simmons genuinely crying or it was just his face again
Prediction: they will also do shit in championship
https://reddit.com/r/coys/comments/1sp0n6b/match_thread_tottenham_hotspur_vs_brighton_hove/MELTY
>>154268644unfathomably based webm
Times up
AAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA *breathes in* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAYS >>> YIDS
>>154268631Big up my mans
full time>>154267967>>154267967>>154267967>>154267967GET IN HERE
>>154268691that will keep me entertained before the 8pm kick off
>bottom 3>played one game more kekkekekekeekekeke
1 point gained, or 3 points lost?
>>154268725for brighton, one gained
semens is such an embarrassing footballer
>>1542687252 points lost.
>>154268662I was going to retract my own criticism of the Dutch, but apparently a black guy named "Georginio Rutter" is French now? Crazy stuff going on in Europe
Excellent that they suffered heartbreak in getting that point. More psychological damage.
post-match thread>>154268730>>154268730>>154268730
Fuck you brighton, your messing with football heritage
