old >>154273732
Wow, if somebody told me last week that the Lukaless and Reaveless Lakers would be the most interesting team for me to watch on day one. I wouldnt believe them. I wouldn't believe them at all. This is legit the most ive paid attention to a game today.
how are the rockets losing to top scorers luke kennard and deande ayton
harden>garland
>>154277713because they suck
>>1542777133 point shooting champion, luke kennard
kek Lebalco alone has more assists than the entire rockets team currently
>luke kennard is a better first option than lucuck doncicKEK
>Rockets paying Fag VanSweet 25 million a year to be a cheerleader
Luke > LukaReal hoopers know
I believe in you Bronny!
>>154277714why would a retard subhuman loser say something like this now? what is the point?
>>154277713Sprockets are generationally ass, they need a top 10 player all time to do anything. Trash franchise.
does Lebron take PEDs?
>>154277713the league should protect organizations from making retarded trades like the one houston did for durant
>>154277735fax. Luka should be a 6th man and Reaves should be shipped out for a real DAWG
>>154277746Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>154277725American ethical baller vs fat ugly disgusting slovenian pig dog chucker.
>>154277749Without Durant this team is ass cheeks. Sengun is a literal mouthbreathing retard. Actually worse than hooping with the retards in open gym.
>>154277746no hes just black and his dad was a royalty king bloodline black so they redacted him
I remember in the off season people were saying the rockets would be the favorites, top zozzle my fellow kekistan netizens
>>154277749The last time they did Kobetards formed a conspiracy about it. Hell people are saying it now regarding Luka. Mainly because Hooper Flagg turned out to be the Great White Hope.
Some ethical ass shit happening on my screen.
>>154277713
>>154277789they were better last year without him. they gave up too soon on jalen
Lakers have gotten such good shot quality. I don’t get it.
>FLOPgoon
>>154277818This nigga would be living with his mom and posting here if he was 5 11
do you guys think the lakers were losing at the end of the year to get the rockets instead of the twolves
Not even close to having his feet set
>>154277780>ethicalLuke Kennard literally avoids taking non wide open threes to statpad his percentage
>>154277735Yeastern Yuros are just ass. This is an American sport.
>>154277820>they were better last yearYou call getting ass pounded by Olden State better? With Durant they can actually make it out of the first round this year, and if Luka/Reaves don't play there is literally no chance they don't beat the Fakers.
>>154277792>his dad was a royalty king bloodline black so they redacted him?????
>>154277820Green is shit. He had one good game against an injured old team
They're going to rush Luks back for game 2 if they win this. I hope it doesn't end up being a mistake.
>>154277869No I think they just predictably eat shit against the Thunder and lost both their stars trying
Unironically might be time for Ime to go. You had a week to get ready and this is the product on the court? It looks just like the regular season where these retards can’t play defense and your rotation sucks.
>>154277818>>154277846Shitgoon was always ass thank god KD exposed that fact. This sprocket squad is getting gaped with
whatever happened to that center from Charlotte that the Lakers were bout to pick?
>>154277888SloGODs aren't eastern europe doe
LeGod bros I fuarking BELIEVE
>>154277908I think he went to the suns
>even Marcus Smart can run the pick with Ayton perfectlyI love watching this shit.
>>154277908Pick? You mean trade for? Mark Williams? He's hooping with the Suns now.
I don’t want to hear any more JJ Reddick slander
>>154277908He's on the Buns.
I know we're LeGlazing right now, but Reddit might actually be a good coach. He's got the team playing great team defense no matter who is out there, it reminds me of Daignault.
Sengoon is getting obliterated by Ayton
>>154277905we should just hire frank vogel after this.
reminder
>>154277820>they gave up too soon on jalentale of so many franchises this decade. so giddy and eager to win a championship that they just dont care about development, OKC was the only one to do it right and ironically they were put exactly in that position because the franchise that traded SGA to them, didnt believe in their young drafted player enough, over a possible star, to develop and stick with him.pistons are seeming to do it right, and i wont even mention the spurs since they cheated the whole lottery system, and wemby had so much hype that he is the effective equivalent to trading for a star, for the FO, so they dont get credit for "getting it right" when they had zero sacrifices to make.Funnily enough the Cavs actually did the same thing, just in a more roundabout way. They got Mitchell because they didnt believe enough in building around Garland and wanted a star, just for years later, to eventually trade for Harden anyway.And it might actually all go well. Who knows. I just know that its gone poorly more often than its gone well. And I just dont like it on principle, because it lacks a regard for "fit".
>>154277965Least fraudulent Turkroach
>>154277962Rockets don't have a PG and the guy they blew up the team for (the "basketball god") is sitting out because of a bruise
>getoffmyDUCKersonholy fucking sawft. father time putting more bta on him than 49 year old Bron Bron
>lakers>there's actually no lakes in California>they're actually from Minnesotamind blown
Idk why people act like the Lakers without Luka and Reaves are just a bunch of bums. You got DPOY and three time Hustle award winner Marcus Smart out there.
Lakers have been leading the entire half
>>154277997Lakers defense was looking good for a while now though, during that whole stretch they were winning before they got BTFO by OKC
Reddick coach of the year if Lake Show advances?
>>154278001they both are hotbeds of health insurance and daycare fraud
Who has a better BBIQ? Jaxson Hayes or Ayton?
>>154278000ducking the hospital Lakers is a new low
I thought we was gonna see battle of the uncs but KD got sand in his bussy
This is way too much Luke Kennard ballhandlling.
>>154278022Ayton not stupid he just dgaf
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
>we're at the point where people are pretending like Marcus Smart isn't washed>we're at the point where people are sucking off the Lakers as if it isn't a 6 pt gameI'll be here to laugh at all you faggots when they inevitably get cucked out of the first round.
>14 Indiana women have come out with allegations against former basketball player and current media personality Jeff Teague claiming sexual misconduct
Lebron and WadeLebron and KyrieLebron and ADNow....Lebron and Kennard
KD hiding from getting the belt from this Lakers team.
>>154278022Ayton. Hayes just has the better motor
>>154278046shieeeeeeeet
Lakers have an underrated group of questionably dumb players. Rui, Ayton, Hayes, Vando, Smart all have some moments a game that can leave you dumbfounded
>>154277686KD legacy's in the dirt. He was never a championship caliber 1st option. He had to be carried by a championship team for his 2 rings and hasn't done fuck all since
for some reason white dudes just look tuff in a lakeshit jersey. Kennard got hella avra points in the banana yellow.
>>154278050All them unironically better than pippen
>Lakers magnetball>Rockets playing like retards>only down by 6Could be a lot worse
>>154278046All 14 came out at the same time? What a coincidence.
>>154278046It was Teague time
>>154278073Jerry West was the og AVRA white dude
Is this the Atletico vs Barcelona of the NBA?
gaydee called Silver on the phone and asked if his daddy Curry can be emergency loaned to the Rockets to help him from his LeFatherFigurewhen Silver said no he decided to take #thehardestroad to the bench
>>154277975They traded the shitty 3rd player who took too many bad shots for a HoFer to pair with two rising stars.
>>154278073>white dudes just look tuff in a lakeshit jerseyno they don't, timmies only look decent in celtics jerseys
AAAAAAND that’s game. Rockets won. Shit Lakers teams always need momentum to survive 3rd quarters.
my rockets are figuring it out bros
>>154277883I'm noticing this lol.
Could be a lot worse
>>154278112>timmies only look decent in celtics jerseysUtah Jazz* ftfy retard.
>>154278050You mean LeBron Jr. & Kennard, just wait till Bronny checks in!
>lakers shooting 65%>rockets shooting 37%huh how strange that it's a 2 point game how could that beoh wait lol
gayton said that phrase with a hella zesty hand movement
I'm sorry, but did the Rockets already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does being tied at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.
>>154277883>shooting uncontested midrangers instead of contested 3 point shots is unethical
> Sprocketfag already sperging out It's gonna be a Looooong series for you kek.
That chick-fill-a line dance ads was extremely cringe
Need Lakeshit to pull away in the 3rd so we get blessed with GODnny mins in the 4th
I want everyone who said Sengun would be a star to sit with what they said. Dudes genuinely thought any big that could pass was gonna be an auto star because of peak jokic glaze
If the Lakeshits get sent home, does JJ Reddick get fired and go back to podcasting?
>>154278108>They traded the shitty 3rd player who took too many bad shots for a HoFer to pair with two rising stars.Who the fuck is this loser talking about?
>>154278210The only people that said that were coping Houston fans and Turks
>>154278210>Which one of my faggot children's media reaction images would go best with this post
why does KD hate that turkroach sengun?
are you guys getting these hiv pill ads or is the algorithm customizing that for me
LeTien and AytKrillin putting up a admirable effort trying to prolong the series until Luka gets back...
>>154278268I get it every once in a while and I've never gotten laid
>>154278268im on pRep but i dont get them
>>154278289hell nawl you be walkin around like dis
so who's going to win?
someone should get The Chuckester off the diet pills.
>>154278299i wonder what this guy is gonna do when he retires
>>154278289damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3usGKoKvr_U
>>154278320Sounds kino
chills at that legoat & lesperm odyssey commercial fr
>>154278289>im on pRepwhy
>Rockets 13-16 FT>Lakers 3-6 FT
>>154278355dat nicca different
lakers have been downloadedprepare for booty blasting
>>154278257>NOOOOOO YOU CANT USE REACTION IMAGES ON AN IMAGE BOARDYou are probably a /pol/ cuck
I am a Rockets fan and I have never had sex.
>>154278379They should get on pRep
>>154278067>Smart>dumbwtf?
>>154278375The league hates LeGoat
>>154278388many such cases
>>154278320>>154278355i use grindr and im bisexual so sometimes i fuck trannies and gay guys in massive group orgies. I like to do it raw so taking prep helps me not get hiv incase any of them have it
>>154278355sometimes you wanna fuck a monke without catching the pox, ya feel me b?
LEGOD WEIGHT ROOM THAT HOE
>>154278418AND GO SIXERS!!!
>>154278435kek
>>154278418Dwyane?
tie game!
not so retarded now is he
pandemonium has ensued
RUIGOD
reaves looks like such a dork without the headband kek
>>154278418Go New York Go New York GO!
This game is unbelievably sloppy
Rui's whistle is catastrophic.
wtf was that 3 on 1 lol
>>154278418that lifestyle seems kind of stressful to mei feel like there would be a lot of drama when you become a regular group orgy member
WHITE BOY SAUCE
>>154278488How high are the standards with the average orgy groups. Because I’m not joining the orgy if fat or unkempt women are included
Lakers defense is playing solid af but they can't rebound for shit
>>154278482an embarrassment
lets slop it up rockets!
ngl both of these teams are kinda ass
this nigga Luka wants to live in Mama Mia! ah HELL nah!
Im seeing nothing from the rockshit tonight that makes me think they will actually be better with getoffmydickerson playing, he is not an engine for a team, it will just be KD and friends playing slopball.
Nugs wuffs only series with aura
>domin-aytonholy cringe
Colossus
AY-TON OF FUN
i hate these skits it remind u ur wasting ur life watching a childrens game
Knicks Celtics all i wanna see
>>154278551I'd be cringing so hard on the bench listening to that humiliation ritual holy kek
>>154278539>>154278544>>154278551I think that was the best in arena entertainment I've ever seenmakes sense, it was made it hollywood
HOLY LEGOAT
lowkey a lot of these players look like they could be retarded
fellas.. basketball viewership is exploding in America again
You know, if we weren’t shooting 33% we would probably be winning
>>154278604Basketball is at its best when the Spurs and Pistons are good.
>>154278595KD said sengun and jabari couldn't do basic math lmao and called them both slow and retarded
jabari smith is a fuckiing weirdo
if lakers lose this it was definitely scripted to make bettors lose a lot of money to vegas
Bro if luka was playing, rockets would be down by 40
>>154278633I mean…these guys have been spending more time on the court than in the books since they were young kids. I’m sure KD is also dumb as shit.
I was watching wrestlemania. What is the main storyline of this game so far
>>154278604Because of the rise of sports betting and the league forcing players to play games to earn end of season bonuses
>>154278564you and like 5 other people lol. 90% of the nba watches the lakers lil bro. everything else is noise
>>154278633at least they play
>>154278615I think your team might actually be retarded but tbf KD got injured by a retarded teammate hitting him in practice before the game
Nba bailing out lediddy lol
>ayton supposedly has a 40” vertI just straight up don’t believe this. In fact I’d bet money he can’t
>>154278604>population has doubled since 1990's>still have reached same viewershipdead league
>>154278650KD is out for the game. Can LeBron will the lakers to take game 1, and if they win, will that increase the chance Luka/Reaves come back?!?!?!!
>>154278658kek
>>154278627MC front and center
>>154278638as kd said, he's retarded
>Reed pooperd
lol that white boy got blacked
>>154278663>Literally grabbing him at halfcourt shouldn't be called
Okay, the rockets are legitimately retarded. They Shoudlve spent the whole season making sure Reed Sheppard was a capable starting PG.
Why did LeBron stop getting assists? He had 10 assists beginning of the 2nd
Rockets are an absolute non-factor this post season. Pure dog shit chemistry, its like theyre a hastily organised national squad except without the generational talent. KD coming back is just gonna turn it even more into rec hoop. They getting swept by OKC if they move on
>>154278702He's tired.
>>154278701that timmy is another kyle korver, he can't dribble. His job is to shoot 3's and nothing else
I think I figured out Houston's problem. None of these rocket guys are franchise cornerstones. They're all destined to be role players except Sengun who will do his Sabonis-lite thing until teams realize it's pointless
who is watching this shit
>>154278728Why are they having him iso then
>>154278741everyone but you
>>154278735old man FVV had this team looking serviceable last year
>>154278650the rockets are slopdown and they're cancelled
Bucks series was really the swansong of KD's playoff career. Nothing but a masterpiece of dogshit since then
>>154278753the real playoffs start tomorrow
Kek, sprockets are losing to Bronny and his dad.
Is silver going to ref lebron all the way to okc just for them to get raped and swept?
Kennard would rather let the shot clock run out then take a slightly contested 3
This game worse than raptors cavs
>>154278802Even worse, they're getting Dominayted
this game is DOGSHIT
make your free throws thompson
>>154278800AVRA
this game is worse than magic vs celtics 3rd stringers
durmickey has no dawg and no honour.... harden played on a deleted hammy for him and he cant do the same for his team now
Goon is just invisible out there. Very fraudulent player.
>>154278800memechucking and flopping how I've missed you
this is the type of game you have in the backround while doing something else
I’m thinkin its a Lakers win
He mustve called the reffie a BAWB
refball has started
>>154278878and of course muted to
>dump it
>Jalen Green last night: 36 points>Kevin Durant tonight: sitting out from a bruise
>>154278901get off his dickerson
>>154278901umm what about the intangibles that KD brings
Literally all ball
laBAWBvia!
>>154278893I'm listening to AOH and SNF Rants live steam
>>154278814Of course, this nigga ain't Clint Capella
>>154278878this.
>>154278901play-in games are not playoff games
Not even a foul. Challenge that shit
dirty ass foul. he swiped his face
yeah this game is over. Should have taken advantage while they were still sleep, cockshits
>>154278878I have porn on one side and the game on the other.
I got too high bros
double double at age 41LeGOAT
Based Laimbeeraviastart sniping these dudes
>>154278920Play-ins are like game 7s
He fell down so it's a foul, cmon ref !!!!
lmao LaRavia karate chopping him in the throat, then thwacking him across the head
Just made lemonade with 200g of sugar and 2 lemons. It's OK
>>154278943>you're not lebron james
"ja sean tate" starting in a playoff game are we for real?
don't ever say sengun is "baby jokic". He's ass and can't shoot for shit
I hate watching my rockets. The offense is so bad. I skipped the regular season cause every game was this bullshit.
>>154278932mee too I took a nap. Woke up and started baking again
the ref cartel is NOT going to like this
What really happened is that Katie hurt his bussy he better prepare himself some more LeGod going to bruise that bussy of his farther.
Grok cooking KD
Jaxson Hayes looks like a less annoying Jaylin Williams
>>154278932can we get much higher?
>>154278952>200g of sugarok
gaymen flopson is a bum ah athleticism merchant
Who is the better basketball player, Sengun, or Larry Bird if he was teleported to today with zero adjustment time?
>>154278800they changed it to 12:30pm? thought it was 1pm
houston is really that bad huh
how can KD watch his team play like this and still smile? soft as shit.
>>154279050larry would just catch and shoot, what does sengun even do
when did they start viewing kobe as a top30 player of all time, instead of top 3 as they did in the 00s
Luka needs to inject more baby fetuses into his leg
This Lakers - Rockets doesn't feel like a playoff series yetPerhaps in game 3, who knows
Probably the worst weekend night playoff crowd I’ve ever seen. Must win game. This is a reflection on the rot of America broadly. LA, CA, and much/soon to be all of America is fucking dead and soulless. Just look at these faggots
Nigga how the fuck do you score under 20 points in consecutive quarters in the modern nba
#RapeIme
The lakers needed that ref boost the entire 3rd
>>154279050larry legend would have these soft ass niggas in their feelings with his trash talk within the first minute on the court
refxixters...the rockets are making fun of us...we need to regain control...
KD needs some pRep
Lol at the way lebron is pointing at the ref for the no call. He looks like he's accusing a witch
>>154279097the actual laker fans (poor beaners) have been priced out
>>154279054its still 1Pm, it says so right there . by tipoff they mean pre-game coverage with commentators talking and shit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN WE GET 2 MINUTES KF PLAY WITHOUT A STOPPAGE. FUCK THIS Im done with this game
are my lakedogshit ACTUALLY able to limp into the second round holy crapola. Luka vs Shai PLEASE
Whose the Alex Jones of the NBA
Why does Rui play better with Lebron than Reaves and Luka?
>>154279242Can you stop posting the racoon? It gets me hard.
Amen should learn to shoot
hachmuira has potential be an all star
>>154279251Because LeBron is a better playmaker m. Luka has better gravity right now though.
>>154279248Nico
>>154279248Ja Morant
>get a wide open 3>airball it so bad you hit a guy in the facethese are the best players in the world?
KENNARD
.
Reed.....
NEVER DOUBT LEGOD JAMES WITH A SPOT UP WHITE BOY
Why hasn’t Bronny returned?
this nigga sheppard just needs to stick to shooting 3's, you aint no PG my nigga
>>154279242SGA will bust his ass again.
Kek he finally took a contested 3
imagine if the lakers had a centre
FUUUUUUARK
>>154277917Slovenia is eastern europe stop that inferiority complex bs lol
my liege goin to next round
lol
these teams are dogshit
Rockeks...
LEFUCKYOU3
LEFUCKU3
this some sad shit
>fent addict double dribblesbest players in the world!
how is your center 3/13 with 11 points?
LUKE KENNARD WHITE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING
LeGoatI KNEEL
>>154279293Weird facial expressions to make at your own teams player...
>>154279320Fucking kek
>>154279251Asians are team players and bawbs are ballhog chuckers with no D
did lebron just push that nigga LMFAO?
LEFUCKYOU 3BITCH ASS ROCKEKS GODNNARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFUCK YOU ROCKBITCHES MY LAKESHIT GOING TO PUT BELT TO AHH ON ZESTY SHAI SEND IN BRONNY THIS SHIT IS OVAH
>Lakers magnetball againMy team is so fucking miserable to watch
LEFUCK YOU 3 INTO A KENNARD 3
Okay as a neutral, it does feel like the refs have swallows the whistle on potential lakers fouls. However, the rockets offense and defense is garbage regardless of that.
4th and 5th seed looks more like 11th vs 12th. Id rather lose to the lakers than go get swept by sga. Hire black coach. Get black coach results.
I can’t even bro LeBron been doing this shit since I was a child
>>154279248kyrie
I'm gonna miss you lele
>>154279359luke needs to chillrocketshit are already dead
>lepoop wanted the ball the whole posession>kendard hits a 3>lepoop pushes down a rocket players in frustrationgoat
Lolhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154160505/#154164820
why does this Rockets Timmy have the green light to chuck?
rockets fan here. I turned off the television and im closing this general.
>>154279349"How dare you get this close to me, goyim!"
>>154279274Subtle distinction
Luka is literally just the update of James Harden that actually gets better in the playoffs.
getting a lefuckyou 3 hit on your shit in the gigantic 2026 just blow it up
>>154279371entirely. the whistle is so obviously entirely in their favor that it makes me doubt the authenticity of the league
Luke of the House of Kennard, at your service
yeah they're calling the bucks this offseason lmao
KD a pussy nigga slithering his way into the shadows so he can dodge the LeHammer.
Nah if you told me Lakers Rockets would be the best watch on Day 1, and that Luke Kennard would almost make me a Laker fan for the first time ever last week. I would have sent you to the asylum
Rockbros...
>>154279357how was that not a flagrant?
>>154279397Luka is the Aaron Judge of basketball.
>>154278894You just know.....
I feel sad because my autistic brother loves the rockets and gets sad every time they lose. Pray for my bro anons, he has exams coming up.
FATHER TIME STATUS???
>>154279412Mickey ass chucker.
>>154279426Kennard is so electrifying nobody was watching anything else!
Everyone knows lakers get a favorable ref boost. It’s the same as the Cheifs. You just have to beat their ass regardless. And the rockets haven’t. Because theybsuck.
first good luke kennard game i've seen this year
>>154279385LMAOOOOOO
rockets are playing Jae’Sean Tate in the playoffs. let that sink in.
the last time the lakers had a shooter like luke kennard>2019-2020>danny green>won the chip that yeari smell it............
bronny time when?
>>154278231He had some legitimate hype and game when the season began but iirc he fucked his ankle and regressed again. Though he was playing decently by end of season
Will KD fix this coming back?
>>154279437tell him this is the JV match to decide who gets sonned by OKC next round, doesn't really matter much either way
Is KD talking shit on his burner
>>154279437Your brother is a retard lmao and his team is retarded too lol
lebrick
Playoffs GODnnard with playoffs Reaves and playoffs Lukek with LeGoat facilitating.... this can be a demonic streaky ytboi playoff run if they can make it to round 2
nothing like playoff basketball
it's really happening...
HOW IS THAT A FOUL? WHAT DO THE LAKERS PAY THE REFS?
>>154279448Tyler Ford was looking right at him. He even made a hand signal like he was calling something but realized it was LeBron so he didn't
I just realized my suicidal cousin owns like 6 guns
SHOOTER
Shitgoon is so fucking dog shit lmao same weak ass dog shit ass hook every time. Bagless bitch.
kennard...
Luke Kennard legacy game
sengun is a faggot
>>154279484they will still be sloppy dogshit with no ball movement, KD getting double dicked on every play, depends on if the retard the lakers leave open can hit his shit
>>154279486Yeah he kinda accepted we won't win the ring. He at least wanted them to beat the Lakers. Been talking about it nonstop.>>154279491He is, but he is still my brother. I will support the rockets for him, no matter how much that turkroach angers me.
KD absolutely shook as white god Luke "LeLuke" Kennard showing him what a real basketball player looks like
who the fuck is luke kennard
KD is just watching "Luke Kennard" smoke his fucking team lmao
Honestly this rockets team might have the worst offense ive ever seen. Its a disgrace.
Kobr never missed both FTs during an MVP chant. Ever. FACT
>>154279532born in ohio
>>154279498One thing I like about the modern game is that your typical power forward now can actually shoot and has some ball handling ability.
Bron really is the goat
This game is terrible.
Lakers motto "Next White guy up"
game's not over
>>154279538thats the face of a man who knows his gc is clowning him rn.
Why don’t team target Luke kennard on defense?
AVRA
>announcers calling Kennard "one of the greatest 3 point shooters the league has ever seen"Is he really like that?
>>154279540They're just inexperienced. Especially my nigga Shep.
luke kennard dropping nearly 30 bones in the year of our lord 2026
>>154279538What’s KD thinking rn guys?
I’m being deadass, have Jae’sean Tate just deck Kennard’s bald ass in the knees. Only way the Rockeks have any chance in the series.
lebron just makes players good, look at hachimura, hayes, reeves and now kennard. It's the Bron effect
>>154279551Hair is everything man, hes 29 but looks 39
>>154279484No. Their offense is terrible. Bottom 10 in the league. If this was last year's Rockets team, they would be blowing the Lakers out
>saw the Rockets live in Brooklyn back in December I want my money back for ever supporting this piece of shit team
>>154279564He looks like my next door neighbor
>>154279564the LeBuff for white roleplayers is legendary atp
>>154279572GOAT effect
>>154279551BAWB gonna celebrate by making some grilled cheese tonight
>>154279550That would require them being intelligent. Under Ime, shit not gonna happen
Just took a picture of Kennards car in the parking lot. What's his secret?
>>154279542Ohioans are so proud of their patch of shit. they'll tell you about some d-list celebrity that happens to be from the same state they were born. fucking amazing. there are literal whos from every state
>>154279551Nigga looks like his alma mater is House Slytherin.
>>154279588Remember Matthew Delladova? He played his fucking soul out in those finals for Lebron.
>>154279602personally, a corolla seems too small for me
>>154279602Pure unvaxxed blood
>>154279588cedi osman <3
Kd trade was a bust. I always hated the snake and always will. Real rockets fans will never support that homo Last years team had soul. This one is gay.
>>154279602Saw this car parked at Babb's
>>154279558only % wise because he's really pickyno one with a brain is rating him with steph or ray ray, thoughstill the best range shooter the lakers have had in a while
>>154279610Wasn't that the year they lost lmao Cucuck was frying the fuck outta that Australian faggot.
>>154279583Nigga how? I remember Green being doodoo dogwater. Adams coming back would be nice I will admit.
>>154279619The energy around the team changed when they learned he was trashing everyone on Twitter
Rockets really got LeBron out here feeling like it's 2015
Im thinking rockets in 6 and getting destroyed by okc
BRONNY MINUTES IN THE CLUTCH ARE A POSSIBILITY
LeGod with the LeLeftHand
LeGod surrounded by 3 point shooters is classic.
Podcast P out there?
>>154279626He tried his fucking hardest man.
>WAYOFF
So KD was right about smith
Just wanna take this opportunity to say that the Astros are cheating niggerfaggots and Houston should be ashamed. Thank you for reading.
LeGod isn't even having to turn back time and exhaust himself, he's playing old head hoop. He can do this for a whole series just fine.
milk the fucking clock
>>154279639I could see it. It's just playoff jitters I think from the young players
I don't think I've ever seen a playoff team this offensively inept
I'm ngl if you're Rockets fan you have to do the needful...if you see Sengun gun that faggot down on sight.
>>154279631Green just had b2b 35 point games. Dillon Brooks is an absolute dog. Kind of guy you want in the playoffs. Kevin Durant is in street clothes.
>>154279663But is Luke Kennard going to shoot like Prime Steph Curry every game?
>>154279669
imagine what's going through KD's head right now
lebum getting 10 assists in the first 3 mins then 0 the rest of the game and still winning is hilarous
>>154279669Nah this season was lost when van vleet got injured. Our coach is a dumbass but maybe a pg can lead the team.
>>154279532He's basically Kobe
So Lebron can chimp out in the middle of the paint and no tech but god forbid any rocket even look at a ref.
>Kevin Durant
>jj redick and his team of white shooters
>>154279558MaybeHe had a 35pt comeback on the Clips and hit 10/11 3s on the Grizzlies. Both franchise records so definitely better than your typical 3pt shooters.
>>154279691Gender dysphoria. KD is a deeply closeted transgender woman
>>154279694Why didn't they try to get Chris Paul?
>>154279658It's baseball. Everyone cheats.>>154279669Trump needs to deport that nigga and then start the Israel vs Turkey offensive. Dust off those B2 bombers.
AY-Ton of FUN
the whole town's laughing at me...
i like how lebron can come out and grab referees and nothing happens. but anybody says 1 word out of line and it's 2 techs
>>154279683he can shoot like that every night of the week if he's open, hes cold. depends on if this vomit ass defence can actually gameplan for him for the next game.
>>154279665Yeah, dont really see what the doomposting is about. No adams, no point guard, one of the few spacers and another fat contract in kd on the bench, everyone but Tari Eason is bricking, Lakers got that magnetball. Should eventually even out and the rockets talent edge will get it done. Thunder probably laughing their asses off still
>>154279694>Fag VanSweetWhile I do think he is diet Jamal Murray...that nigga isn't going to win you guys a ring.
>>154279673Ah I see I see. We really should've had faith in our guys.
>>154279711The Snake probably hates him. He wouldn't have done much.
Lakers shouldn't be taking shots until there are 5 seconds left on the shot clock. Time is on their side.
>>154279702>>154279726Being LeGOD has its privileges
>>154279658if you aren't cheating you aren't trying
>Josh Okogie can't shoot>Reed Sheppard can't defendRockets guards depth is a problem
>>154279665Rockets offense has some issues. Sengun, Amen, and Reed can all playmake to some degree but none of them is really made for it. Kd obviously isn't either
As a football fan I will never get used to refs calling players by their fucking names. Shit is weird as fuck
Sorry Rockeks, we have a narrative to push for Lebron’s retirement tour
LEPOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
in yn's face
this league is a joke
jesus man what the fuck, how is 41?
lebron james is a pedophile
LeBron had to show these young bloods that there are levels to this shit
>Gooner pull up 3
old ass nigga traveled
>>154279748that's what happens when a league prioritizes star players and big names over teams
LeGod will carry the torch until you return, LeLuka
what kind of faggot names his son shen-GOON
>>154279760The LeHater fanclub isn't even trying anymore
can a healthy lakers stand a chance against the thunder next round?
do u guys think lebron will get 2 more rebounds
>I gotta play LeGAWD without Curry help AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Shitgoon fucking stinks, soft as baby shit
The funny thing is, no matter how good LeBron plays, the Lakers won't pay him shit this summer
>LeGOAT winning game 1>curry not in the playoffsnoticin
>>154279619I was okay with the trade. but I was hoping he would be the 3rd option with thompson and sengun stepping up.
Game is getting kind of close
>>154279782fuck you. dont talk about my team, dirty bitch.
>>154279777delonte west had footage of lebron sucking a child’s eyeballs out through its anus and lebron had him mkultra’d
>>154279787good, fuck that old ass faggot, they should be rebuilding around luka anyway
>>154279787Im feeling they are going to bend the knee lol. Lebron is a no for any serious team
>>154279805That was all in the past man, hes changed now
>>154279746manleet has taught them well
Marcus Smart is a disaster
>>154279658This but for the Texans and Azeez being a dirty player
wave the white flag rockshitwe want GODnny
Dominayton
>>154279747Who could we bring in?>>154279803Nah nigga sengoon fucking sucks. I hope we bomb Turkey so he gets his comeuppance
celtics will put on a better show tmmrw I promise you
I was told that the rockets had elite defense
>sengoon shooting 3s
kekler
lol you niggas spent months glazing houston for this
AY-TON OF FUNi miss ADeity but when this depressed unmotivated bum actually tries i like him
The Rockets lost the game and the damn series as well...
>>154279833you're a bitch. just letting you know. pure bitchmade energy coming from you.
HE AINT NO CLINT CAPELA
LeGOAT is just different man
>>154279854does he know he's a center?
Rockets anon... how you holding up?
my lakies
One of Sengün or Ime gotta go win or lose
>>154279869jaxson hayes is 100% from 3 this season
>>154279858I'm from here and I knew they were gonna lose the moment both VanVleet and Adams were injured
>>154279746If only they had a player like Jalen Green who could shoot the lights out and Dillon Brooks who could defend players well!!!
Why did the refs make Sengun go 6 for 19?
>ShitgoonIf I was a Rockets fan, I'd gladly spend 25 to life in a federal prison for killing that bagless bitch.
Dominayton just has no motivation for the boring ass regular season. He's a 16 game player.
What's funny is this game would have been an even bigger Lakers blowout if durshit played tonight
LEBRON AVOIDED GETTING SWEPT IN THE FIRST ROUNDTHE GOAT!!!!!!!!
kek not even a rockets fan or anything but this is the most blatant magnet ball game ive ever seen holy KEEEEEEEK!!!!!
>>154279876Sengun actually has decent games occasionally and probably brings in some money. Udoka needs to get strapped to a missile and shot at Iran.
>>154279884bro calm the fuck down it's just a game
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Curcuck and Katie nowhere to be found while LeLeader is helping the lakers win pathetic from those two.
Cornball ass Rockshit roleplayer doin too much, it coulda been fuckin over already now we gotta watch fat retards in the crowd dancing again
>lakers up double digits with 15 seconds and the ball>better call a media timeout for commercials This is why your league is unwatchable you fucking kike
>>154279900I am calm you stupid faggot. Thank god I'm not a Rockets fan.
>>154279901fuck you faggot
>>154279901is it autism?
>>154279841>I hope we bomb Turkey so he gets his comeuppance>least mentally ill american
>>154279963We go as Bibi goes, leaf. At least we CAN bomb whoever we want.
Chuck is right the Filet o Fish is the greatest McDonalds sandwich
Everybody talkin this and that but the Rockets had FVV go out for the year before the season began and didn't bother to get any point guard at all or even try to make a trade for one on top of Reed Shepperd mostly not starting and Ime hating him most of the year, prolly still does.
>>154277725babb seething
Just woke up to the nuggies beating the woofs. And apparently no kaydee, obviously lakies took that game.I'll see you guys in the next non petefag thread :)
