It's only fitting edition >>154277051
WE WANT SKINNER
first for shitsburgh
>IT'S PLAYOFFS IT'S PLAYOFFS!NOBODY CARES ALL SHIT TEAMS TODAY
Tell me this isn't Dan Muse
>Pitt fans right now
>Penguins should be rebuilding>Instead they have a miracle season and make the playoffs>They look completely geriatric anyway
My penguins :(
[high-pitched screaming]
Time is a flat fucking circle for Skinner
can't believe i was looking forward to the playoffs starting. these games have all been SHIT
these one bridge-having chucklefucks are going all the way, aren't they?
top titty for Martone.Penguins are too old and too slow.
my flyers won! :D told you martone was the real deal! worth staying up, it's 6am soon
>>154279225Just like my penguins ):
>>154279218how many stanley cup finals have you made it to bud?
>skinn3r>p3ngu1ns
Martone is the zoomer Bedard was supposed to be
>>154279217porthole status?
>Hello, Pittsburgh :)
Alright! Time for Wild hockey! About to start the replay, no spoilers now! Gonna comment in real time of what I am seeing, so again. NO SPOILERS! No matter the score!
ONE MORE SLEEP!
>>154279239>Skinner is a good playoff goalie he saidlol
>>154279226We have 4 bridges tho
>>154279245That hat is edited in.
martone is gonna be a superstar in this leagueimagine when he gets his man weight
>pitt fans leaping from the nosebleeds Sad
Tomorrow will have better games
why yes, I did pick the odds on favorite in each of my bracket matchups
What are we snacking on to celebrate this win bros
>>154279231Sex.
crosby chimpy!
>>154279278Doubt
>>154279182Where's that retarded Jap arguing with me that Skinner wouldn't choke?Pay up bud
crosby seething kek
>crosbitchWorked by Sanheim
>>154279269sorry, all I know about philly is what bill burr said about it in his famous rant>fuck you and fuck the liberty bell
>>154279281Fent
>>154279260I'm so excited
>>154279281
CROSBY CHIMP OUT LMAO.
>cindy having a tantrum game 1UH OH
>>154279231Wia only cheers for the teams I like
>feed dies with 1.5min leftCool
>>154279308
>>154279301Yeah no worries, I got the reference
Now Crosby can retire and reproduce
crosby hates sanheim for wasting a spot on team canada
>>154279260our dabres! :)
>>154279153I-I KNEEL
FUCK
>>154279290>japLiterally just a Mexican zogbot stationed in japan
SSSCCCAAAAARRR!!!
My penguins (:
RUSTY WE MIGHT GET GARYTIME
Flyers KWAB.
flyersbros...
Crosby knows the team is cooked
not so fast flylels
I want OVERTIME
YOU WERE SAYING???
yes well done flyrs well done...
skinner winner? looking thinner, getting dimmer
imagine if shittadelphia blows this lmao
>>154279336>>154279308
>>154279343Been awful quiet since Skinner got gaped nonetheless
RUST SSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS
>philthydelphagia
>>154279308how do you eat this without looking gay
This bird is flightless
Hahaha the last 2 minutes were at least fun
PHEW gg pens
that was not really a competitive gamephilly dominatedif only they had some finish
pathetic
whew was worried there for a bit, good night frens! go flyers!
it's over
our flysies win :)
Lmao if Crosby was in the game they might have tied it up.
My penguins ):
>>154279398Humans enjoy the scent of our lovers, could be into a lot weirder stuff budYou're good
I'd give today's games 6/10.
>>154279398Nah, breh. That's pheromones.
Reminder it'll be ducks vs pens (ducks win)
>>154279413I'm glad you had funny Ojvind :D sleep tight
Pittsburgh Cheeseburgers can't skate for shit
>>154279413gn pekka
>>154279427you're very generous
>>154279398you sick fuck!
>>154279413goodnight fren!
Now we can get excited for mon habitants:)
>>154279444checked
>>154279404With your best friend
Get this bald bitch off tv fuck
>>154279214Doesn't matter, they won't be punished for it because Gary will just gift them another first overall in a year with a generational superstar prospect
>>154279417I hate the flyers but she is cute af
yeah crosby is washed
hey FUCK YOU pingins
>>154279404
Martone is legitimagine when he is 25 and a man
>>154279449That woman needs to go to Turkey ASAP
>dubas, a second yinzer fell from the nosebleeds
>>154279447like, end to end, or both working it from the side?
>>154279449needs a wig, looking hideous.
>>154279449>espn has to hire ANY female that applies
>>154279404you cut it into tiny pieces
If they kept it in the zone they probably could have tied it
>>154279472You just baby bird each other.
I sympathize and relate with Emily Kaplan.
3 shit games
stuart n******ger
>>154279508I’m bald too but nobody wants to see my bald ass head on tv. She’s washed. It’s time for a fresh face. Why do we have to stay forever loyal to the female sportscaster? Look at that miss piggie looking whale on college football as well. Shameful and disgusting.
>>154279464He's crazy good for a rookie
even crosbys slashes are neat and precise
>>154279552he really moves awkwardly. the surgeries are showing
>>154279552My goat, but next time go for the throat
flyers could have 2 superstars if michkov earns back the trust and has an offseason where he doesnt eat nachos and pizza for 5 months
>>154279533>Look at that miss piggie looking whale on college footballI'm convinced she has blackmail on someone
>>154279453mckenna will be there soon
Sens cringe https://x.com/LalimesMartian/status/2045266858605986086
>Instigate a fight 3 seconds into game 1>Get fucked by Old Man Staal>Lose in a shutoutSens playoff hockey is BACK!
>>154279571michkov needs a strict gym and meal schedule. that boy needs to be benching 3pl8 soon
>>154279571>earns back the trustyou're not kidding, he only played 11:25 for the lowest amount of ice time out of every player in that game
>>154279578he said he wants to play with league veteran evander kane
>>154279604three plates of lasagna to his fat fucking mouth
>>154279431My ducks will be happy to just meme the oilers. Our defense and goaltending are both trash
>>154279552To be fair, crosby gave him a few mercy checks to tell him to back off. It's like fucking with a rattlesnake after it's already rattled at you.
>>154279596Brady getting traded to the Panthers next season and winning winning a championship with his brother will be kino.
>>154279621jen
Pacific got shit all year on but the Metrosexual is the the Pacific East without Carolina
>>154279625gayest post of the day
Here's your reminder:
>>154279642nah, that's you. go cry to your faggoty brotherly love faggot some more.
>>154279648and which, ahah, nhl team do you root for?
>>154279654DO NOT REDEEM THE HOCKEY SAAAR.
>>154279637almost every playoff team got 100 points
>>154279637_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Nuckbros, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, is that John Garrett is doing the colour commentating for the Vegas/Utah series. The bad news? Harnarayan Singh is doing the play-by-play...
>>154279660dallas chocolate starfishes
>>154279654>Watching first half regular season slopMore like February
bring on the sofpusys
doughty will work his chimpape magic and win in 7
Shitsburp looked like they were playing some October 27th yawner on back to backs in Alberta
>>154279695Oh Rasmus. He never saw a check he wouldn't put himself wildly out of position to make
>>154279762I didn't actually expect the age gap between Pittsburgh and Philly to be so pronounced but Sid and the gang straight up looked like geriatrics compared to the zoomers, they were getting smoked.
>>154279648Literally kill you are self....
>>154279796I thought it would be close but crosby is getting dog walked
>>154279778if somebody checked me into their teams bench like that I'd start helicoptering around my skates as fast as I could to slice as many opposing players as possible
>>154279812
>>154279812darnell nurse, i didn't know you posted on /hoc/
Flyers would have scored 8 goals if Penguins had Jarry
So what he's saying is, is that he's open to the possibility of walking away from the Sharks and signing on with his hometown team. And bringing Bedard with him while he's at it.
>>154279812if (You) got hit like that, you'd be knocked the fuck you.
>no games until 3pm tomorrow
>>154279778He's good now Torts gelded him
>>154279845players are trying their hardest to get the fuck OUT of hongcouver, not go there.
the only advantages pittsburgh has over the flyers is skill and finish.philly are so much faster how many times did i watch players pull away. they physically dominated the pens you had grown men 15-20 year vets trying hit 19 year old martone and he just took the hit and didn't budgethe zoomers defensively shut them down
>>154279857so we have time for the church and gym
>>154279846>knocked the fuck you.
slopdown was cancelled
>>154279845bedard seems like the kind of guy who can't handle potentially being number 2
>>154279845He means he's willing to take a discount so SJ can sign McDavid and Quinn Hughes too.What a gem that Macklin.
>>154279845They would have been the 1993 sharks without him this year
>>154279845Excited for him to be back in Canada :)
>>154279845celebrini was elite and couldn't drag the corpse of the sharks to playoffs. even if he knows he needs a better team
>>154279887is bedard even the best player on the blackhawks? he seems mediocre
>>154279889I wouldn't be surprised if after McDavid's contract is up after next season, and the Oilers fail to win the Cup, that McDavid signs on with the Sharks so he can play with Macklin. They seemed to have a great friendship during the Olympics
>>154279845The same issue Bedard has in Chicago, can't drag a shit team run by retards out of bottom feeding. I really hope Bedard leaves Chicago this off season
>>154279921imagine if boldy wins the olympics and the stanley cup this year
>>154279926McDavid's contract expires in 2028
>>154279882Yes. That's how serious it is.
>>154279942
>>154279927>I don't know what being a RFA entails
>>154279942too bad he plays for the >mild
Huomenta but the opposite
Penguins unironically lost today because they wore their bumblebee alternate jerseys. Very bad juju!
>>154280018I know this would happen when they said they were wearing them
It’s up
>Syd's old man pussy after Malkin hate-fucks him in the shower.
a decade of decadence
>>154279675An average team would get 123 points if everyone wised up to the stupidity of Gary points, they're slowly starting too
>>154280066He was absent from the end of the year team meetings in Vancouver so he's almost certainly not coming back, so you know what this means...
>>154280092To the Islanders to hang out with his best buddy Ka$h Money Patel
>>154280059looks like shit. kys.
the GWG was scored by a player who was not even born yet when Crosby and Malkin started in the league.Martone was taking hits all night and just absorbed them and didn't flinch. Never a back step.
>>154280055>DAL - 32%kek
So what exactly is the Penguins plan?They look ancient out on the ice against the young Flyers. What is Dubas trying to build?
>>154280142it's that ancient roman ancestry coursing through his italian veins
>>154280140Malkin's got a hog the size of a pringles can, what do you expect?
EMBARRASSING LOL>DALLASS STORS>DALLASS STORS>DALLASS STORSHow do you fucking lose 1-6 in your first playoff game.. IN YOUR OWN ARENA??
>>154280055Could this be the year that Randy eats rock candy instead of cock, Randy?
>>154280055>Teams who won Game 1 have a better chance to win than the team who lostWow, thank you analytics bros! >MoneyPuck is literally run by a former Obama Data staffer
>>154280154they can still beat the flyers because the flyers dont have finishing ability yetbut if the pens wint he series, they are gonna get their shit pushed in hard by the canes
>watch your team get BTFO for 35 minutes>they manage to score a garyplay goal>lose your minds like they just won the game>they get scored on twice more before the end of the gamekek. some REAL hockey fans in dallas...
>>154280166better than a princess trudy staffer, if you lose the game, you win!
>>154279182why are stars fans like this??
>>154280154the Penguins are held hostage until Crosby & Malkin retire.
>>154280142I would die for this kid
>>154280174>they can still beat the flyersOkay. Is the Penguins' goal to win Round 1 and get curpstomped in Round 2?Seems like a team with no plan. Just letting Sid enjoy his final years
>>154280189maybe they were hailing a cab
>>154280154pens fucked up their rebuild because they can't handle that sid and geno are past it
>>154280196most homosexuals would
>>154280189Gary indulged them too much
>>154280189it was a bodybuilding salute
>>154280210It wasn't a girly salute...
>>154280189Gary wasn’t happy about this
>>154280196I like his attitude
>>154280055>Flyers were 3.8%>uhhh now 21%Face it they’re a wild card anything can happen
>>154280196that's a spicy meatball
>>154280154he can't fully commit to the rebuild as long as crosby's there so he's trying to split the difference
>>154280240I hope he does to Malkin this next time he scores
>The Buffalo Sabres have reportedly SOLD OUT of their highly coveted "Beer Sabres" ahead of their first playoff game in 15 years
>>154280154Keep playing refhockey. Crosby had two penalties for punches to the face and refs gave Flyers a matching 4 on 4 penalty so that’s the plan to keep that going
>>154280274the only thing i want from these playoffs is a webm of someone getting heemed with one of these
>>154280254Porter Martone literally changed the trajectory of the team this season so idk how you can evaluate that level of impact. I don't recall the last time a kid was playing NCAA 3 weeks ago and joins a team making a playoff push and scores 11 points in 10 games including the first game of the playoffs playing 16 minutes a game
>>154280274>two people swinging wildly at eachother in anger with them while labatt spills out all around them
>>154280274
>>154280310To me this looks like a weedsword
>>154279203why is caufield yelling SHUT UUUPPP here? the only thing I can think of is that he's singing along to linkin park - one step closer but that's probably not it
>>154280196
>>154280338OOF
>>154280338Can they score?
>>154280338kwab
5 minutes to habs hockey day
>>154280366perry's arm ended up on top of hutson's arm so that's how you know he won
>>154280366classic moment of millenial still acting like a babyim older than unc perry btw (10 days)
>>154280335me in the back
>>154280399
Is time a flat circle for Dallass?
>>154280428Time is like a Riiiiverrrr.
>>154280428No, it keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'
i have never been less scared of a penguins playoff teamold. slow. tired.
>>154280512Player-for-player the one against the rangers was probably worse but they had insane ref luck. There was a goalie interference call against filip chytil that was the kind of thing that happens in third world countries where the soccer league is rigged for the dictator's nephew
>>154280512They're already getting rattled, too2012 vibes
why are the ducks and soilers on Monday? Why does gary suck at scheduling games? They could be playing right the fuck now if they just stuck to four games each night.
>>154280544had to get draisaitl back before they could start the series :)
So.... Otter sucks ass now
Aho chirping with Giroux at the end there. Sit down Aho, you’re as soft as they come.
>>154280561>now
>All shit games tomorrow
>>154280563>letting Aho get in your headngmi
ermm why is he surrounded with boys...
>>154280615Sad
>>154280553I hope he instantly shatters his pelvis just for karma for them delaying
>>154280561he tuckered himself out riding the bench in the olympics
>>154280615your team is shit and is run by retards
Senators might loss the series but atleast we’re not inbred gay morons that clap and cheer for a storm surge lol.
>>154280636ok, you had your funnow post the unedited version
Is anyone else’s allergies killing them right now? These are some of yhe worst allergy symptoms i have ever had in my life
wakey wakey eggs and jakey (oettinger)
>>154280647goto bed you're drunk
>>154280651
>>154280660You think the storm surge is straight?
>>154280636
>>154280667no, its extremely gay
>>154280647no, sens fans are an even worse kind of inbred gay moronshttps://x.com/LalimesMartian/status/2045266858605986086
Day 1 Playoff thoughts:>CAR vs OTTShit series. CAR will not be challenged>DAL vs MINShould be a good series but today's game was shit>PHI vs PITShit series and PIT looks like shit
>>154280654Completely fine in the day but I always wake up at 6 in the morning with sniffles. This could be more of an issue with the air in my hovel
>>154280665
>>154280526Pittsburgh is a shit sports town desu they should move the team
>>154280681Yes that’s what a passionate fanbase looks like not like hurricanes full of morbidly obese people watching it for heated rivalry and to watch players pretend to be bowling pins like it’s a curcis
>>154280704Shittsturd is the most fairweather sports city in the United States.
>>154280727
>38 years old>Played tonight like he's 48Yeah, it might be over for Sid
Don cherry was right
>>154280784When a crusher thinks he's a rusher he soon becomes an usher?
>>154280750Imagine being someone clapping and screaming because didney corsby is back in the playoffs only to be greeted with that performance.Embarrassing display, Lemiuex would never.
>>154280791Imagine clapping and screaming cause your players have their arms in their air waving them like clowns because they won a regular season game. I guess it beats them pretending they’re on a raft waving their sticks around like morons.
>>154280784>he's given up already
>>154280801Sorry your hoc daddy is showing his age. It's hard to watch, I know.
>>154280784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeD8-SnLtwE
>>154280578>6 shots to 2...apparently the whole team sucks. Thats why we call them Dallass
>>1542808012014, 1993.
Last year the tastes east to predict now it’s up in the air
>>154280636Who is the next captain of the Sens when Gollum goes to Florida
>>154280852mcjesus?
>>154280852The german guy who cheats all the time
>>154280852ullmark
>>154280852ullmark so he can lay down the law on adultery
>>154280859haha lol lmao
>>154280330I ate Centre Bell nachos and was farting very loudly
Yes Brady hates Ottawa so much he signed an extension and wanted to be captain.
>>154280908he is too dumb to negotiate a better lifesomeone else needs to make the decision for him
>>154280908you just know that his dad and brother are pressuring him to leave the sens every day all day
>>154280908>be not nearly as good as your brother>be dumb as rocks>agent tells you to sign a 7 year extension to guarantee you got paid plus let you become a free agent at 28>brother and father always talking shit about your teamHe gone
>>154280852Whoever wants to be in Ottawa the least
Skinner played just well enough to have some defenders. This good because when he inevitably shits the bed it will cause a fanbase civil war
no playoff hockey for fourteen hours
gary should do an nhl - fortnite collab
>>154281045he spent his wad going in with roblox
>>154281040>made in hondurasto be fair they probably don't know what a utah is anyways
iranian regime guy but it's just barry trotz
>>154281056>spent his wadnot possible, gary has more wads than you and I could possibly imagine
>>154281094and yet no fortnite collab
what channel will the frozen classic version of the games be on tomorrow?
dylan can't catch a break today kwab
>>154281086Is he as comically inept as a manger?
>>154280338kek imagine if they get shut out the next 3 games
>>154281258eat rock candy
>>154281258
>>154281164manger was bethlehem that's the palestinians
>>154281302so you're saying JT Miller is involved?
finished mania tomorrow should be better. i heard the pens lost that's gay.
>>154281398I hope so
The mild is getting reverse swept, isn't it.
>>154281524yeah
*scores on you and also makes your goalie and defensemen seethe*
>avs versus kangzLet's see if Gary points worth something (probably not).
>>154281585I'm gonna laugh so hard if/when the Wild just embarrass Dallass and expose them as frauds
Our canesies :)
>>154281718eat cock discount finnish randy
JustLikeMyIslandershttps://www.espn.com.au/nhl/story/_/id/48497349/victim-family-angered-islanders-fundraiser-convicted-cop
>>154281732why do you think about cocks this often?
>>154281750it's /hoc/ tradition to tell all randys to eat cock. you know that
>>154281732must be a dicken fan
>>154281732Good post
Why didn't Ducks and Edmontom play today? They have their first game on the 20th. What is Gary scheming?
>>154281765The >cocks vs dickens headlines on YLE always makes me chuckle.
Zero icks /cric/Dirty scrot /hoc/
Jeets are not welcome here. Back to your containment general.
>>154280784Let me tell ya couple of three things. 1. If you have to call yourself the don, you're not the don2. She was a hoah and that wasn't my kid she was carrying3. A don doesn't wear shorts
>>154281830trvth nvke
wheres jen
>go to beer league game>your goalie comes out wearing thisWhat do?
>>154282031I say>nice clean pads bro, guess you haven't been stopping much eh hahahahahabut in all seriousness I say nice pads those look great
quality aho posting itt
rubben the ol' western penus
>>154282031Nice pads do they come in mens sizes
>>154282171uncanny
>>154282031mog him and say Im starting
>>154282177looking to get some for your boyfriend?
>>154282215For your wife's boyfriend
is /hoc/ as gay as /mlb/ ?
>>154282280gayer
>>154282307god this gif drives me crazy
>>154282316flag checks out
BASED flamiacs casting voodoo on otter weeks before the playoffs
>>154282387jej
>gonna have to turn off the habs game to watch oba vs brock
>watching wrestling over your team in the playoffs Just when you thought wrestlefags couldn't be more detestable
>>154282513oba is pure dimes tho
gonna be hard to watch the games tonight. impossible even. might try to sleep after work tomorrow and wake up 4am tuesday for ducks-oilers
>>154282538Just watch the replays
>>154282526Begone wrestlefag
>>154282559it's wrestlechad
Flyers feel like another Rick Tocchet 2024 canucks dupe. No way they sustain this
>>154282280they're all fighting for a used up slut metal if you think about it
REMINDER: DO NOT POST IN THIS EARLYFAGGOT THREAD: >>154282719
>>154280154Egor Chinakov and Anthony Mantha insane run of PDO
Thinkin' about that Tim Horton's coffee again Also, dabres :)
>>154282988for me it's the double double
>his team drafted desnoyers, martin or MISA before porter martone
ekhem,FUCK THE PENS
>>154282988I used to work at one in upstate nyI would mix the chili with the mac n cheese. and drink like 10 coffees per shift
ahem,>senaturds
zegras digs in his butt in publicEWWWWWWdon't shake the guy's hand
>>154283262Doing the michigan
what games we watching
the silver medalists of course
it's so rigged against my flyguys but that won't stop them
>>154281740>Victim familyOh noes the drug dealer who was killed is mad at that. Fuck him
>>154280303Hutson desu
>>154283076Martone should've been the 4th pick anyways. Logical draft is like>Schaefer>Hagens>Martone/FrondellMisa is a regular season statpadder and Desnoyers is a QMJHL midget
>>154283391>hagensCome on bro
my morning nic roy breached the water line
>>154283262I much prefer a dude with shit in his hand than in his butt if you know what I mean
>>154283422Hagens will be very good.
>be philly>get penalized for getting fouled by crysbymakes sense
>>154283052double double...with a shot of hazelnut for me, though I will occasionally get a hot chocolate because it brings me back to when I was a kid :)>>154283231I enjoy all of the breakfast menu items the most, especially the sandwiches...oh, and the timbits. Can't forget those! :)>>154283313dabres/bruins of course! :)
>flyers are decent for the first time in 8 years>Poland shows back upNigga is just on a VPN
>>154283501All of the one off flags are
>0730 on Sunday morning>first thing you people do is post about hoockey instead of getting dressed to go to church and worship GodThat lake of fire is hot!
>>154283501your mom
maybe i should take a small 7 hour nap to skip straight to puck drop
>>154283514how many of them are the same user tho....
it's 5am, gonna go to the gym, come home, NOT jerk off and then watch hockey
>>154283552God says fuck you
>>154283552church is at 10:15 dickface
looks like canacuck elimination is off and running
cant wait for gary to hand the cup to anyone but an american for the 11th time in a row
>>154283758>2014 dustin brown
>>154283793>later stripped of his captaincy despite the 2 cups in favour of kopitaryikes
>>154283430How about a dude with buckets full of shit headed into the unemployment services office?
Today's winners>COL>TBL>BUF>UTA
>>154283844>COL>MTL>BUF>EDM
>>154283844Checked
>>154283874this gif is of extremely high quality!
> Nick Robertson Isn't Committing to Re-Signing With Maple LeafsNOOOOO THE HECKIN LAFFARINOS CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE THE HECKIN TWINKIRINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154283891Finally the Nick Robertson trade will happen
>laffs
>>154283891Bust brother of bust
>>154283675stop posting pictures of yourself
>>154283914Holy shit it's a ghost
a g-g-g-ghost???>let's see who you really are... *pulls off mask*. gary!!!
>>154283949Who invited this fucking guy
>>154283949Raped
>>154283960good post
>>154283954you seem to know a lot of about guys and fucking and fucking guys or being fucked by guys.
gonna order myself a burrito, hope it gets here safely
Carolina has been the opening game of every playoffs except for 2022Enough
>>154284047you WILL watch the sunbelt teams
>>154284058Big yahu should stop forcing me to watch the most boring hockey known to man (Rod Brindamour)
>>154283871retard
Penguins bros...I can't stop watching that Martone goal...we are in serious trouble...
>>154284082we don't sign our posts here
nhl so gay all their head coaches are male
>>154284196bro for realfirst michkov now martoneflyers are stacked broand we're just too old to keep upi don't know who can stop the flyers brojust give them the cup now and save us the humiliation
>>154284196>>154284228This false flag has gone on for six (6) years now
>>154284004Just queers queering off things.
>>154284228Nah bro as long as you guys have Crosby and Malkin, you got a shot. I don't give a fuck if they're old. They're still good, and they absolutely can win games by themselves.
reminds me of the trade deadline when retards on /r/flyers were seething at danny and wanted to fire him for not selling the whole team
>>154284251Crosby literally looked geriatric last night. He's washed.
>>154284251they're absolute trash but still have the ref threatmentevery time cindy hasbeen fouls somebody and they have to bin him, they give a penalty for the other team too for no reasonmakes me sick
>>154284259Danny is still an idiot for not trading RistoSadly, Flyers fans are dumb enough to think a Round 1 playoff series win erases the rebuild
>>154284266>>154284278It has only been one game in the first round and you guys are already writing off a pair of three-time champions? Okay, whatever you say...!
>>154284302>Three time champions>Yet they couldn't show up for Game 1 of the playoffs against their biggest rivalYeah bro, I bet they're just warming up
After sleeping the frustration away, i’m feeling positive. We had random games like that during the season where we couldn’t string together passes, couldn’t advance the puck and weren’t putting shots on net… and we played two teams last night: the flyers and the refs. and i feel like we always bounced back. So let’s bounce back! Let’s go pens.and most importantly, fuck the mother fucking flyers.
>>154284313>1 goal game>supposedly one team didnt show upa tad bit dramatic, no?
>>154284329wah
>>154284329Agreed.I'm a Penguins fan, but I think losing night was actually a good thing. Kinda puts the pressure on the Flyers to close things out now. We are in the better spot. Sid is saving himself for game later in the series.
was wrestlemania yesterday or is it today?
>>154284340>He logged on to NHL.com this morning, checked the final score, and made this postYeah, you didn't watch the game
>>154284349Both I think
>>154284357>being tied going into the 3rd is irrelevant cause of the intangibles i saw on the iceyou're just being dismissive
>>154284208you too are a fucking retard because edmonton arent playing tonight
>>154284349>mandrama
Flyers are going to psyche themselves out thinking their rebuild is over
>>154284367>Getting outplayed through the entire the game is irrelevant because of what the score said after 40 minutesAre you Dan Muse?
Oooooofffffff. This was really fucking bad, the score is misleading. The absolute refusal to make adjustments and keep banging our heads against a very effective neutral zone trap is very concerning. Turnovers galore. I'm giving Muse a pass because that was his first playoff game as a head coach, but as a team we looked just unprepared. Stu looked good and that's the only reason the game was somewhat close. Top two lines looked lost in the offensive zone for the most part, a shuffle might be needed, especially Crosby line looked off. I am concerned, if we're not going to be able to dump the puck in and outwork them there, we might have huge problems generating chances. Either that or be much crisper with passing. We'll see what happens in G2, let's hope we turn things around
>>154284378This but unironically.The average Flyer fan is an idiot who thinks we are close to winning a Cup. Comcast knows it can sell tickets to those idiots.Briere wants to stop rebuilding anyway.
it's ok, you guyspenguins didn't really losethey won the storynow they're the underdogs and everyone will clap when gary saves the day at the last minute
>>154284379>supposedly outplay your opponent>only manage one more goalflylels win one (1) playoff game and the fanbase is already getting obnoxious
>>154284396your mum is a cumcast
Why are yall not at church?
I am going to ayy lmao when the flyers get reverse swept
>>154284409i don't believe in fairy tales
>>154284396Literally only made it in because the Islanders and jackets and capitals tripped on themselves constantly and the metro needed a pity seed. Martone is good but Tocchet is a mediocre coach who only does the usual "chip and chase" bullshit. People forget the Canucks are a bullshit hat trick by Boeser away from losing to the predators in 2024
>>154284404>>supposedly outplay your opponent>>only manage one more goalYeah. That's how hockey works much of the time
>>154284409i'm not a pedophile
>>154284409Because religion doesn't equate to spirituality. They're not the same thing.
>>154284417You're correct.Too bad the average idiot Flyers fan thinks "We made the playoffs! The rebuild is over!"
>>154284404we scored 4, but gary wouldn't allow them for that
>>154284409ive never been. honestly i dont even know how to go to church. do you just show up? do you have to buy a ticket? can you sit anywhere or are there assigned seats? id rather not go so i dont embarrass myself
>>154284417on one hand i'm thinking the same. you could even argue they got a fluke in the rags and devils imploding this year too, flyers just got incredibly lucky that every other metro team basically gifted them 3rd. but none of that matters now that they're in, and the flyers have looked really good for the past month or two. anything can happen in the playoffs and i wouldn't write off a deep philly run if this momentum keeps up.
>>154284421only in your headthe wild outplayed the stars last night, they had 5 more goals than the starsthat is an outplay
>>154284426>he says, while posting on 4chan
>>154284226oh you are right! then I add instead>UTA
>>154284452that's outscoring, not outplaying
>>154284409i'm jewish
>>154284460>muh semantics
>>154284286Who's gonna do risto minutes? Not to mention he has been good lately
>>154284460>polish logic
>>154284451>anything can happen in the playoffsThis idiotic phrase has to be the biggest filter in hockey
Does anyone remember this polish guy? Seens like a dude behind a vpn or a tourist
>>154284479how is that dumb? an 8 seed can and has won the cup
>>154284471>Who's gonna play the minutes on a crappy playoff team during a rebuild???Who the fuck cares?
>>154284498The real redpill is that Danny should have gotten rid of Couturier when he had big value
>>154284491An 8 seed with a prime HOF center, a prime HOF defenseman, and a prime HOF goalie. "Anything can happen" doesn't apply to teams with Christian Dvorak and Travis Sanheim as their top C and D
>>154284451You may be right, but the flyers are by no means a fixed organization or team.
>>154284503Dumping Couturier after a strong playoff showing would be wise.Danny will probably fool himself into thinking "Sean is an important veteran for this young group"
>>154284504And it can happen because the NHL rewards this
what happened to our boy?
>>154284545no room in this big world of money for fun
>>154284522I am hoping that Flyers makes a trade to get Cossa from Detroit to be their goalie of the future. Red wings have Augustine coming up so Cossa is basically tradebait.
>>154284544When has a team as shitty as the Flyers ever had it happen?
Hispanic neighbor bros were up until 2 am last night blasting music and cranking Modelo's, bros. surprised the cops weren't called cuz there's a cop shop 3 blocks over.
>>154284504at the start of the season, nobody would have sensibly put philly to finish third. ditto pittsburgh for second. yet here we are. philly can easily win this season against the corpse of a pittsburgh roster. after that they're already 25% of the way there. they've proven they're good enough to win the cup by making it this far. using lak's 2012 run as cope isn't going to change that fact.
>>154284572pur government wants you miserable and dead. That’s why their g-men (cops) dont respond to spics and niggers doing shit like this
>>154284593there has never been a tighter race for playoff spots than this season's eastern conferencewas a total toss up until april
>>154284572why didnt you join them? they sound like fun people and their food was probably really good
