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>>154300730LETS GO MAGIC
>>154300730Death to petefag
>>154300730Don’t run when it comes.
>>154300730what sanderson novel would wemby be a protagonist of?
refs b like "ooga booga, no jamal murray, no foul" and then they are surprised when players lash out after getting smacked in the face
>>154300730based>>154300741>>154300737Based, BAWBs BTFO.
Fake 'laysia itt
>>154300779Mcdaniels be like "ooga booga im a stupid monkey with no impulse control"
>>154300802what did chokebitch do to morris again?
>>154300820Taught him a lesson
>>154300820Adjusted his negro attitude
>>154300820Ignore that guy. It's BulGAYria on one of his proxies.
>>154300996
lightskinned ninjas be runnin dis bitch till the finals against okc
>>154301091a real one
It's insane how someone can be so mindbroken to the point where he spends money on 4chan pass and vpn just to pretend to be the person he hates. This is a next level of pathetic. Idk if i should feel proud for owning him so hard or feel bad for his schizo breakdown.>>154301091I'm surprised the magic managed to steal game 1 despite cade playing.
>>154301175>It's insane how someone can be so mindbroken to the point where he spends money on 4chan pass and vpn just to pretend to be the person he hates. This is a next level of pathetic. Idk if i should feel proud for owning him so hard or feel bad for his schizo breakdown.FACTS
>>154301175Yeah that shit is pretty pathetic. Bulgaria should get banned again
>>154301091he saved his career in the past two orlando magic games
>>154301098poor niggas chin never had a chance
>>154300762The gay one
Maybe the other Pistons fans will finally listen to me about Duren. He sucks. The black Enes Kanter. The team looks better with Stewart or Reed on the floor. You can’t start a center who is that bad on defense, and can’t shoot. He wants a max contract. That loss was on him for not showing up. Yet again
>>154301395Also, when Stew fights people it’s funny. When Duren does it he comes off as an ignorant nigger. I said it when he screamed at Ausar Thompson after he lost his own man. Duren and his poor effort and niggery is a bad influence on the rest of the team. Acting like he’s #2 is an insult to the players who made this season successful
honestly it sucks that if the nuggets do make a run to the conference final OKC is guaranteed to injure at least one of Gordon or Murray
>>154300730Brandon Sanderson is a hack
What the fuck happened to the Pistons lmao? Surely it's just a fluke and they're not complete frauds. They better stop fucking trolling.
>>154301501Leastern conference meme team with an inefficient chucker running their offence. What did you expect
>>154301550You just described the green team. The Pistons were supposed to act like a 1st seed.
>>154301559They're all shit
Took a Luka, could barely sit down before shit started spraying out my ass
my magic are gonna shock the worlded
>BulGAYria having an extended conversation with himself through his UK VPNFucking mods need to do their jobs for once.
sixers bros ... what are we gonna do
>>154301760Just wait till Embiid gets healthy
Rapties somehow winning today
>>154301786Today's opposite day bro...
Keep seething
This nigga downloads images of feces on his device.
>>154301921Have more respect for the Lulgarian flag
I swear to god if Harden is smoking weed instead of locking in for the game tonight...
>>154301940I didn't say anything about flags.
Lights to bright this morning
>>154301098Is he the first wmbf mulatto in the nba
>>154302059i want a turn on the a-train
>>154302059They think they’re better than dark skinned blacks
>>154302062Come to babbs on friday nights, Ayesha always in the back ready for the action
They should just announce all the awards at the start of the playoffs man
Good morning /nba/!
>Hornets eliminated>one of the managers from Charlotte at work took Monday and Tuesday off because he got sadDamn bro.
we were robbed of a 2011 dirk kino of a postseason...
>>154302224What if he never tore it man, that run would have had a movie 10 years from now if they won it all.
>>154300779His push jokic in the back the next play was a bitch move
>>154302059Ivey was right, all that Curry isn't a Christian, it's all talk. No Christian Man would approve of this kind of behaviour, not even once.
I’ve been looking, and are the pistons just unlucky? Magic is about the worst 1st round matchup for them. Magic have more playoff experience and are bigger/stronger. Pistons rely on bullying and defense and bullshit, the same thing the Magic kind of rely on. Except the Magic are bigger and stronger so they win out in the “bully” department.
our season should have just ended on a high note here
>>154302247Can't have good things in this brown demonic jewish janitormod world. The good guys won in 2023 and that's in. Only our Nugget or their Spur can potentially save us this year. Haliburton was too tough for them.
Who ya'll got tonight? Times are PST
>>154302437Woof will take game 2. The other 2 teams are 50-50
>>154302437All home teams
What happened with Chinese Jokic? He couldn't even get minutes on the assblazers?
>>154302437Cavs Knicks nuggets.None of these series will go over 6 games. The higher seed will win.
>>154302469He’s below G league level
another season WASTEDGODAMMIT
>>154302437>my Nugget abuse the timmypuppers at 5:30 fucking AMShit nigga I aint getting up that early. Unless Poolaysia posts wall socket, then I'll be up for that. Other than thatn CavKniskNugget clearly.
>>154302155It's really dumb. I remember them giving the MVP to Giannis after he was already eliminated from the playoffs. Idk why they have to take so long to do this shit.
>>154302469I never understood the "chinese jokic" thing to begin with. He only looks to me like a traditional center.
>>154302437cavsknickswolves
total tripfag death
>>154302555bratty hairstyle
>>154302492How is it a wasted season? You got good playoff minutes for Edgecombe, Maxey, Grimes, Bona…
>>154302555I want to be engulfed by her meaty thighs
>>154302555>gucci bag>$75k salarywhat do they call this behavior?
>>154302469All these jokic variants end up ass, the comparison is bad luck
>>154302592Rumor is TCU are paying their transfers $1m a pop. Plus she's with Adidas and had NIL deals when she was at LSU with Angel Reese. Now Big Hailey has to try and float above water and grab a second WNBA contract. Oh and she dated Jalen Suggs and probably request $10k every now and then on venmo.
>>154302607My hvl is a strong and independent woman :)
I booked myself an extended stay at the mental health clinic this summer and hoping the straight conversion works.
>>154302592it's $300k salary now, chud
>>154302636Demar is so soft.
>>154302636AAVE syntax on emo posts. euros really taking over this league.
Cant wait when BABBTONY BABBWARDS goes down 2-0 & kills one of his kids.
Brehs you smashing Audi Crooks?
If the Pups can't beat Nuggets when Jokic and Murray both play below average, which games CAN they win?
>>154302696She would be smashing me
>>154302596Same with KD variants. It's because people don't understand why those two are as good as they are, they just think that tall + shoot = KD, and big + pass = Jokic
>>154302636Ringless bum
>>154302555Is it true the majority of wnba are lesbian. When I was on varsity my schools female team was like 50%+ dykes and bashful lesbians
>>154302727Very much true
>>154302727It feels like it's 50/50. It is crazy how there's so many lezzies in their sports. Almost feels like it's grooming/indoctrination.
>>154302727Yes. Certain sports self loop themselves to certain demographics. girly girls don’t want to play basketball, masc girls do, masc girls tend to be gay, so the pool of professional players is mostly gay.
>>154302703Pretty sure the Can't squad can beat the Dallas Wings. Probably.
>>154302727Paige was straight before The Fudd got ahold of her in U16 camp. Now she thinks she's a lightskin male.
>>154302773Yuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_bgkXwdeWothis guy is funny
>>154302773she can say it
>>154302783Buy an ad
>>154302331i said it before and ill say it again the magic intentionally lost that first play in game so they could match up against the pissedins
>>154302646>2025: $72,455; >2026: $73,905; >2027: $81,297; >2028: $92,383 (team option)
>>154299986kys
>>154302825HVL bros, they audited our contract..we're broke
>>154302592>>154302607i mean the bag isnt even that expensive, its not like a hermes, those adidas gucci bags go for like a grand tops
>>154302825wrong
>>154301395you dont know ball duren won them the reg season
>>154302880fact checking gawdd....
>>154302853adidas sponsors her too. so the bag was prob free
>>154302051Jason Kidd
This was the first time Bulgaria felt represented in the NBA
>/nba/ is actually a bunch of wnba autists
>>154302962/wnba/ come here to shitpost because there's only 3 posters there
>>154302949Kidd's dad is black
>>154302949>Kidd is biracial; his father, Steve Kidd, is African-American, and his mother, Anne Kidd, is Irish-American.[10][11] There's probably at least one more WMBF player though
I'm eating pot today cause it's 4/20.
>>154302992There have been a few Euros in recent drafts who are wmbf iirc, idk about anybody before Banchero though
>>154302995>Kevin Durant has been ruled out of Tuesday's game in Los Angeles due to complications from cannabis consumption
>>154302995I’m eating hot pot, because Yao Ming was a center, and so is Jokic, and he plays tonight.
>>154302992Joakim NoahKris HumphriesMario ChalmersBlake GriffinZack LaVineKlay Thompson (father was quadroon)I could have sworn JKidd had a white dad, I remember people using that as an example that the kid turns out white if the father is white
>>154303081Literally nobody you listed has a white father
>>154303081would be a based team
>>154303108deepseek JUSTed me
>>154302051>wmbf mulattoi tried to google this shit... actually incredibly rare in sports
>>154303081Joakim Noah’s dad is black
>>154303163Most NBA players have fathers who played competitive basketball (college or overseas if not NBA), and those guys are usually black. Paolo is an exception in that his father played college football, and Paolo himself was a state championship QB in high school, but he dropped it to focus on basketball due to his height.
>>154302960Yeah I'm a dawg that came from nothing and is now rich. You're completely correct on that.
Bookies kinda smacked us up this weekend. Went 3-5, down 2.3 units. But just gotta keep grinding and let the systems play out. Let's get back in the positive tonight.>Raptors +8.5 (1 unit) and ML (half unit)Cavs are still the worst ATS team in the league. As favorites of -8.5 or higher, they were 5-12. I think the Cavs probably win this series, but I don't think they sweep. Harden has lost 16 of 31 playoff series. Mitchell has lost 8 of 12 playoff series. So lets put a half unit on Raptors to win outright at in every game they are underdogs (currently +290)>Hawks +6.5Hawks played poorly in Game 1 and still kept it close for most of the game. They shot 43%, which is well below their 47.5% average for the season. I like them to bounce back here and keep it close. The Knicks are only 5-6 ATS as home favorites in the playoffs since 2022. The bulk of those losses came from the Pacers, but still, Knicks haven't proven to be playoff risers outside of their series against the Celtics last year.>Nuggets-Wolves under 231.5This is a really high total for a playoff game. Ant is questionable tonight. I think he'll play but he's clearly not 100% and he is obviously their leading scorer. The previous two matchups have averaged 223 total points. I think Wolves need to make this an ugly, defensive dogfight if they want any chance of winning this.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>154303247The timmystrays will definitely make this ugly with their dirty fouling asses.
>>154303247Do everything this guy says, but the opposite
>>154303264a guy did that once and that was the only time betfag went 4-0
>>154302962WNBA is what you watch when you're tired of NBA players goofing it up and you want to see solid fundamentals. And the eye candy is a nice bonus.
>>154303264That might be the case. Fade me. But keep that same energy all playoffs. Don't run when it comes.
>>154303273GADDAM NIGGA
>>154303272I remember that. It was actually 5-0, and he did a $50 parlay.
Why did the Wiz trade for Trae and AD
>>154303380They gave nothing for them and they want to stop tanking
>>154303380They get to tank this season, get a high pick, and potentially have a mickey mouse season in 26-27.
These ain't the tomboys I grew up with
>mfw the Thunder have no chance vs either the Spurs or Nuggetsfor hali
>>154303440I just wish one of the two of them were on their side of the bracket. The Thunder’s chances of repeating became so much higher when Luka died and the Nuggets jumped up to the 3rd seed. They’re going to sleepwalk through the Suns, get either the weirdly disjointed Rockets or flawed and possibly still injured Lakers, and then finally have a real series when it’s mid-May.
>raps cavs>hawks knicks
da FUAAAAAAAAARK!!!!! is wrong wit twittershit?
>>154303484Is that nigga Luka coming back if the LeMickeys manage to win somehow someway?
>>154303551he'll be back in october
>>154303484What happened to Luka?
>>154303586kidney failure. he's secretly receiving dialysis treatment
Lukas on ECMO....
>>154303586He pulled his bussy a couple weeks ago. He’s not even practicing yet. Nobody knows if or when he’ll be ready to go.
why is nba merch so low quality? i got like 1k in magic swag years ago and its all falling apart already like the numbers are falling off the penny jersey and the shorts little magic rabbit guy is falling off too
>>1543036322 years ago *shits like iron on patch quality
>>154302960Why the fuck would you have kids if you're that poor?
>>154303606>Nobody knows if or when he’ll be ready to go.when he got injured 4/2 they said "4-6 weeks" which would be 4/30-5/14. assuming all that is true, the earliest come back would be game 6 if the rockets don't win the next 4.
>>154303640people in poverty breed like rats for gibs
I LOVE how theres actual proof that Joker is the GOAT offensive player, but people dont want to admit it. But these same people have NO ISSUE calling Wemby the single greatest defensive player of all time. Im noticing. Im noticing a lot
Kennard is lowkenuinely better than Luka when he's aggressive and handles the ball
>With the playoffs approaching, Doncic traveled to Europe to seek treatment for renal failure, his agent, Bill Duffy, confirmed to The Times’ Broderick Turner. The hope is that with specialized treatments, Doncic can speed up what is typically a four- to six-week recovery process and get back in time for at least part of the Lakers postseason, which begins April 18.>Ultrasound-guided platelet-rich plasma (PRP) injections and stem cell injections are the most effective treatments for end-stage renal disease (ESRD), said Kenton Fibel, a primary care nephrologist at Cedars-Sinai hospital.>The biologic injections can speed up healing of injured tissue. PRP injections use the natural growth and anti-inflammatory factors in platelets to promote healing while stem cells harvested from a patient’s bone marrow or adipose tissue similarly help with the regeneration and turnover of the healing tissue into normal and functioning kidney organ tissue, Fibel said.https://www.latimes.com/sports/lakers/newsletter/2026-04-07/luka-doncic-medical-treatment-injury-lakersalcoholicbros..
>>154303640Every single human being rich or poor should be sterilized so we can finally end the cycle of pain
>>154303682What rooting for the Wizards does to a mf.....
>>154303682Being a Kings fan can't be this bad
>>154303682this is nve rhetoric, you're on a list now
>>154303644Right, that was the thought then, but then the mri showed a partial muscle fiber tear, the Lakers confirmed he isn’t even running yet, and Redick has double downed on his timeline being indefinite. Later this series still seems the earliest, but I no longer think it’s the most likely. He would just be a gimpy slow poke if he came back this month.
>>154302727'fraid so
>>154303769and everyone clapped
>>154303769
>>154303769holy fuck youre a pathetic loser, i agree with you for the most part and even im not this much of a loser, I just think many parents are not as equipped to have children as they think they are, too many retards, out there, and as for the rich people, too many out their without self awareness
detoilet fans are going through it rn
dwyane wade on video dribbling with his asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JD56bbjs4E
>>154303769based
>>154303654rang check
>tyrese haliburton is defectingbros...we finna have some monday night wars NBA vs WWE
>>154303769kek
>>154302962other way around buddy >>154303273>eye candydude thats the flattest ass ive seen since middle school
>>154303926you cant debate with those kind of black folk, they are simply too stuck in their ways to see anything else the black community is the definition of not seeing the forest through the trees
>>154303937You saying you wouldn't?
>>154303961a while ago there was a debate on tiktok/twitter about this exact topic where half of people were saying youre selfish to have so many kids while so poor and that kids arent there for your self esteem/to keep you company while the other half was saying the opposite and there were women making tiktoks about living in a hotel with their 8 or 9 kids and why having kids give them comfort or some shit because it gives them a family to have around them. absolute braindead some of these people are
>>154303963of course i would i just think you could have used a better example of eye candy
>>154303769I felt the same way when my mom gave me a fucking iPhone for Christmas. The rest of my family had to hold me back from choking her. Why the hell would give someone that shit?
the more kids u have the more chances to make an NBA player nigga shiet
>>154303996She's the best though. There was this other one that can compete too but I forgot her name or what team she's on.
>>154303809You literally bathe in shit, you fucking scam calling, curry smelling, waste of life.
>>154304013what did she look like? also was she recent because ive only been looking at bitchball players since last season if theyre from the past i wont know them
what're they gonna do if it's cleveland/okc in the finalsgay vs harden flop off
>>154304018Kek it do be like that
bros Candace Parker is actually kawaii as fuck is she single?
>>154303440Nuggets are dogshit, they lose in 5 max to Thunder since they have no answer to Shai, Jdub (who isnt crippled this year) and AJ's rim pressure with Conekic. Spurs are tough since Wemby takes away the paint and turns Chet useless. It'll go to 7 and OKC winning will depend entirely on if roleplayers like Caruso, Dort, and Cason can find their shots
>>154304045she was straight her whole life and then at age 32 came out as lesbian. streets is saying caitlin will follow the same arc
>>154304031White. Blonde. Long hair. Nice ass. Recent.
>>154304078last time i checked the nuggets pushed the thunder to 7 last year with a 1 legged arron gordon and the haliburton-less pacers also pushed them to 7
>>154304091>she was straight her whole life and then at age 32 came out as lesbianreally? godammit. i hate how many bitchballers are gay. i already didnt have a chance but being gay is just adding insult to injury
>>154304013>>154304092gianna kneepkens who the fever passed on at #10 to draft Angel Reese's best friend. now shes cursed on a shitty connecticut franchise.
>>154304105Nah lighter blonde.
>>154304078Nuggets will win the west. SGA is already being exposed again and wemby still hasnt suffered the humiliation ritual almost every future all time great has to go through
>>154304110HVL?
>>154304105you know the only function of that thing is to excrete feces right
>>154304105>>154304117hopefully no rockets players try to rizz her up when her franchise moves to houston in a year. I'd only accept Reed Shepherd.
>>154304114Who?>>154304117Inceltic chill.
>>154303811I also send my mom gore videos and tell her that she should kill me like this. I'm not going to her house because I know she's cann call someone to try and take me to a psych ward. I hate life.
HVL isn't all that. Fat, bottle blonde
Spurs sistas...
>>154304194when a white male turns 50 all mexican imagery makes them uncomfortable
>>154304173thought you'd like her alien head
>>154304203>jews >whitepost nose>>154304173u gay
>>154304217>>154304234Prefer caitlin
>>154304148fuckin yikes dude get a grip
>>154304234bill simmons is an italian catholic. went to a well known catholic college too. newfag
>>154304148niggas be desperate for attention
When a guy that goons to a robot tells you to get a grip you know its bad
thunder/celtics is a lock
>>154300735Imagine spreading Emma Watson's butt cheeks and sniffing her anus.
>>154304327big harv did that many many times from the time she was 10 years old
>>154304314retarded list. rockets, knicks, and pistons have no chance. magic underrated.
>>154304096Aaron Gordon played 6 games healthy while Jdub was crippled the entire playoffs, and Chet was coming back from a broken hip. If you actually watched the series you'd have seen the Thunder were losing due to inexperience, lack of shooting, and no creation outside of Shai and Jdub. Even then, it took a generation blunder from Daignault and Chet game 1, and then the convenient only time in Shai's career hes gotten 4 fouls in a half for Nuggets to even make it that far in the first place. When both teams are healthy, the matchup looks a lot more like game 2, game 7, and every game they played this season.>PacersPacers were a better team than the Nuggets so its irrelevant to even talk about. Hali also played 6 full games that series to even push it to 7.>>154304112Shai has the same slow start every year, there's nothing to expose unless you think the dogshit Nuggets defense will somehow be able to contain (or not foul him) any better than the Suns. They do not have the personnell.
>>154304337I bet Emma Watson’s panties are stained with skidmarks.
Shannon sharpe desperately begging for antman to beat jokic
unc role call
>>154304410tim duncan the goat
>>154304410why did one of the whitest black dudes in league history start growing predator dreads in retirement? youre not fooling anyone tim we have the vids of you having StarCraft LAN parties
>>154304406skeep
>>154304410He'd tear Paige Bueckers ass up
>>154304452Hes an island boy
>>154304452His whiter brother has dreads as well, he’s still from the islands
>>154304452Being from the Caribbean islands means he is infinitely more black than any american black here. He just doesn’t partake in black american “culture”
>>154304490>>154304485>>154304483fairi didnt realize he was Caribbean
LeBron is HIM
>>154304505
>>154302982Lol this. They have to piggyback on non-wnba threads because otherwise it's just the same 2 dudes in a thread that lasts a month. It's fucking pathetic even by /sp standards and that's saying something
>>154304288I live in a dumpster
>>154304288More people need to realize that most other people wouldn't care if they died so they should always put themselves first and use others to get where they want to go if poasible.
>>154304554that’s a bit faggy way of thinking. Of course you should prioritize yourself, but don’t be a sociopath about it
>>154304567I never said you shouldn't care about other people, but if you think that other people won't try to do the same to you, then you're insane. People are going to get ahead regardless so why not you?
Why didn't any team use their 14th spot on the roster to throw this body at Wemby?
>>1543043145 year fork ion the road bros... left or right...?
>>154304410I love Duncan's nonchalant attitude. is that chick next to him his gf and/or wife?
>>154304452what does any of what you said have to do with growing dreads? why cant/shouldnt he?>>154304514he needs to get her pregnant as soon as possible so we can see a real Lebron Jr not this bronny cuck
>>154304554There's really no point in posting stuff like this because people will call you a pathetic loser/miserable faggot etc. even though it's 100% true.
>>154304590because it's sports entertainment now
>>154303484Health is obviously important but Nuggets/Spurs will be battletested. All you gotta do is go 1-1 in the first 2 and it's suddenly a series.
>>154304635>he needs to get her pregnant as soon as possible so we can see a real Lebron JrDoes it matter how the child is conceived? Can he just donate his sperm and we get a true LeBron heir
>>154304194I saw it as the start of a new era. Respecting the past but also trying to be their own thing. I didn't dislike it.
>>154304452Do people actually hate Duncan like they hate Jokic? Not comparing their games in the slightest, just their personalities.
>>154304690no he has to dominayte her physically. several times. and we need the recordings. for verification of course
>>154304742I’ve never heard any serious Jokic or Duncan hate, the most slander I’ve seen Duncan get is he’s lesser than Kobe due to the Spurs-Lakers head to head record and the most slander I’ve seen Jokic get is he can’t beat a 50 win team (only ever seen this on 4chan) which he’s beaten now.
>>154304785I'm talking about their personalities and general nonchalance toward the media/their fame
>>154304543post dumpster
>>154304742if social media was around from 2002-2007. they wouldve disliked timmy for sure
>>154304756call me steph curry cause i will be there
I guess the rapturds are gonna rest quickley for game 2 and bet everything on game 3 because without him they have zero chance
If JJ is Reddit, which coach is 4chan?
>>154304891quinn snyder or joe mazz
>>154304891Chauncey
I genuinely feel bad for Pistons fans who think Bickerstaff is going to make adjustments. Spoiler alert: He won't.
>>154304913Right now they're coping about the roster construction. They'll trade for a secondary ballhandler and get some shooters. Then they'll waste another playoffs with JB as headcoach.
Apparently shaq used to shit in people's lockers and stuff when he was on the heat. Is there any current player known poopoo on stuff that isn't theirs?
>>154304477wish i could watch that
Pistons looked terrible last night. My cope is this team responds well to adversity. We usually have to get buttfucked and have PTSD flashbacks to the Monty Williams season so we can remember how to play our game.
>>154304925the player who just went #1 in the WNBA draft is open about her scat fetish. she also dates Paige Bueckers and plays on the same team as her, another former #1 pick who has a rotating commercial during these NBA playoffs
KD is out for game 2
>>154304973KowarD
>>154304907qokehead quinn is an underrated psycho
>>154304891Carlisle desu
>>154304891jeff van gundy
>>154304973He got exposed last time my Lakies beat that KDussy down. He doesn't want any of that smoke.
>>154304973katie ducking lebum is so pathetic
>>154305002the OG zesty buck
>>154304973What a pussy
>>154304973Whyyyyyyy
You guys are lucky I've debated spamming Nolan Traore clips today.
LeBron leading the Lakers bench past the Rockets a contender in a historically lethal west pushes him past Jordan, definitively
KD out for season, knee injury from bending it to lebum
you cant trust the black head coaches, man. You gotta be mixed like mazzula or the spurs coach
>>154304973Number 2 and 3 have no reason not to step up. One is supposed to be top 40 the other top 30 in the league and they cant stop 41 year old lebron? Pathetic
Man KAT lucky as hell
did the black side or the white side of banchero take over for game 1?
Fox is the smartest basketball player. Asked for a trade to the Spurs just the right time: the kings were starting to implode and the Spurs showed signs of massive leap incoming
I don't care about the Cavs or the Raptors
>>154305161
>>154305135>Rockets a contender>no KD>no FVV>no Adamslol bronsexuals are so delusional
>>154305186eggplant shaped skull but quite the looker. big butt
>>154305135The Rockets are missing all their starters too
>>154305135
>>154305186is that the bull on the bottom left
>>154304973BARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERT
fuck KD til i die
I'm going to watch the basketball games today :)
>>154305227FUCKING FAGGOT!!
>>154305240Why do you have to be like that? :( I thought we liked the sport of basket ball in this thread?
kd durant ducking lebum just proves steven curry is tha goat for making so much space for that scrub that it tricked people into thinking he's a generational talent
>>154304973Sengun finna breakout today, check em
>>154305221
>>154305251juss kiddin' we watchin' the cawks beat the kniggerboggers 2nite
>>154305192>>154305203>>154305207LeBron is 41 years old with 23 seasons under his belt, Jordan never played that many. He’s beating the Rockets without Luka and Austin Reaves, remember Jordan’s playoff record is 1-9 without Scottie Pippen
>>154305257Nigga got his ts% as gets lol
how bad is toronto as a city?
>>154305274russ + KD = NBA finalsruss + lebum = roflmaoshaq + wade = rangshaq + kobe = rangzshaq + lebum = roflmao
The 2024 Western Conference Finals is honestly the best 5 game series I think I've ever seen
Rip doggy
>>154305265Are there people here who really think they can beat Hailey 1v1? Pro women players are only bad compared to high level mens players, not to average dudes.
>>154305305its cool if youre indian
>>154305320dogs arent supposed to die that early unless youre a shitty dog owner
>>154305326I can play the 4 at a collegiate level, I don’t expect to be able to get a stop on her but high level women’s players miss wide open layups. I know she couldn’t stop me if I backed her down in the post, I could beat maybe 75% of the WNBA in halfcourt
>>154305265why does logan paul have a mullet
>>154305326I'm literally dunking on her.
>>154305338Are you on a college team?
>>154305326MPJ would disagree
>>154305320That family of retards probably accidentally poisoned it with cough syrup or backed over it in a Lamborghini or something
>>154305362MPJ gave me head in the bathroom stall of a Five Guys.
>>154305320it got ran over, didn't it
>>154305369dis nigga gayyy
>>154305357I was 15 years ago, now I’m 50lbs heavier on the block
>>154305326manlet alert
>>154305337Sometimes they just have health issues, especially pure breeds
>>154305393nah, with the ball family, that dog died of some dumb shit
>>154305379Shut up. You were there watching.
>>154305406How did that happen when I've never been to the US of A?????
>>154305384Are there any rules against fingering a guy's asshole when he posts you up?
>>154305413We had you on Facetime. You were loving that gay we were doing.
>>154305421We don't have facetime on android.
>>154305326A team of high school boys would whoop any women's basketball team just like a 15 year old boys soccer team did to the US Women's national team
>>154305427fact.
>>154305425I mailed you an iPhone the week before. You sent me a kissy face via text.
>>154305338>I can play the 4 at a collegiate levellardass
>>154305401Lamelo prolly getting to zesty for him
>>154305432How did you go around customs, because I sure as fuck am not paying customs fees for a faggot iphone.
>>154305414That's a flagrant 2 buddy
>>154305440I had someone smuggle it into the country
>>154305414josh hart...
>*calls iso on you*>*fakes drive and crosses over*>"FUCK YOU">*hits stepback three over you 33 ft out*>*pulls hot wedgie out her asscrack*What do you say to not sound mad?
>>154305447You said you mailed it.
>>154305464I mailed the smuggler too
SAY IT
>>154305475Dam
>>154305476hot streak
>>154305476Overrated.
>>154305476gay haircut
>>154305476let me tell you why your country is not white
>>154305460i would hold her down and fart on her head before any of that happened
>>154305476fluke
>>154305434Jokic and Luka are the best in the game, mass is all that matters
>>154305476game 1 fluke
>>154305476Is there anyone left in the yoffs uglier than this nigga
>>154305502flagrant 2. caitlin wins
>>154305523schroder
>>154305504Shaq pioneered this concept
>>154305523
>>154305553wes unseld
>>154305553dwight howard got annihilated in taiwan by the fat jeet centerhe could probably come back to the NBA since the league is so sawft now
How is it fair that the Hawks have like 40% chance of a top 4 pick despite winning 46 games and being in the playoffs? This is horrible for parity
>>154305595think real hard about it
>thought the games started in 10 min
>>154305591and Dwight owns Chokic, so that taiwan center is the real MVP
>>154305618enough time to get that workout in
>>154305646i just assembled some workout equipment and i'm already exhausted
>>154305595They're still a shit team.
Hello where is that retard who said KD got injured at the wolves game and not by his dumbass teammate at practice. I know you're in here lol
>>154305710KD ain't diving for loose balls in practice who wrote this shit lmfao
>>154305717> who wrote this shitKD lmfao
>>154305710kd is ducking lebron KWAB
I bet KD had some argument with Sengun's dub ESL ass and he got mad over something petty.
KD almost makes as much money as the entire starting 5 houston put up vs LA he better stop throwing a bitchfit about how bad his team is and give it up on this fake knee injury that nobody believes
KD tore his hymen
>>154300730GAY ALERTSQUAAAAAWKGAY ALERTSQUWAAAAAKALERT! A GAY HAS BEEN DETECTED! ALERT!
>>154305337Rottweilers only live 8-10 years on average and Lonzo has been in the league 9 years now. Just the luck of the draw with a lot of dogs when it comes to stuff like cancer.
>>154305765where
gay alarm went off the moment a leaf came into the thread
yall were losing with dickerson anyway ime don't know shit
>>154305778nah you know lonzo fed it low quality kibble
if wemby was 6'11 he would be dnping for wizards but yall not ready for that conversation yet
https://youtu.be/QbSoZjNf5Q8
Wemby got DPOY
>>154305793>millionaire
>>154305812Youngest ever DPOY and first unanimous DPOY.
>>154305785new zealand you are ran by a woman and got put into cages during wuflu nobody on this planet gayer than you
>>154305812he deserves it imo
>>154305814that means nothing, I know people making 80k a year in long island who feed their dog properly
Gobert will never get 5 now...maybe Wemby will
>>154305821you're indian, your existence is a cage
>>154305821that was 3 years ago chud
FLIRTING WITH DEATH IN THE SENSE BUT BLESSED NEVERTHELESS THE SECOND BEST IN THE SENSE I STAND UP TO THE TEST REEL IN THE FLESH STANDING STRAIGHT IM SPONSORED BY FAITH I SEPERATE FROM THE FAKE IN THE SPECIALIST WAY
>>154305832ngl i googled that and you should unironically kill yourself for liking this music
>>154305838SUMMERTIME BLOOD WASH YOUR HANDS SHAKE THE LIGHTS ON WE NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL WE SOME ICONS
>>154305832>banned from /mu/
>>154305823cool story bro
FOREVER DRAIN BY THE WAY >GO FASTER ITS A MISTAKE IF YOU WAIT >GO FASTER I SAY A PRAISE FOR THE SAKE >GO FASTER CARRY ME ALONG GO FASTER
>>154305812who were the other candidates?
>KD out for game 2Lakers will win the series, Rockets locker room will implode when KD starts talking shit on a burner
>>154305812He’s so advanced at his age, I hope he stays healthy
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DV9KsV45vJ0&si=ghUT1TD2K2u7L3dt
>KD out of the remainder of the playoffsThis was never our year, but it still hurts like hell man
why does KD keep KWABing himself ?
>>154305895the magic hype train still has many dicks to sit upon
My rapshits play today
So we should expect Luka to return for the 2nd round?!
Im surprised KD doesn't to at least try and play one game and show his team and the nba that he at least gives a shit. would probably help with the PR from the KD files
Tell me what you know about iceman
>>154305913never trust BAWBS kek
game's coming on niggas, lock in
>>154305476PB NO J
Are the cavs actually a good team?
>>154306013Myesn't
>>154306013a good team full of playoff chokers
ay this scottie nigga get his shit snatched?
Do you guys remember that dude that kidnapped lesbians from gay bars? Then he raped them, and had his big dog rape them in the ass in front of all his friends? I was wondering if any of the lesbos could have been wnba players but then I realized we would have heard about that
Tonight is game 7 for the pups
>>154305876nobody ran a "this guy secretly good at defense u guys" campaign this year so literally nobody
>>154306013You dont gotta think about them cavs for very long, rapgods got them niggas downloaded and seeding
>unanimous dpoy >will still lose mvp to some guy whose offensive stats are 1% better and reliant on 25 foulbait FTs a game>meanwhile Jokic should be the actual winner anyway
was that Pokemon music
>>154306089they're not gonna award the mvp til after WCFadam silver set the precedent last season when he waited to see if sgay won vs jokic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=hDriGNfocU1bCsP1Knowing all the pain and the heartache I've feltI just can't help but to thinkthatit's caused bymyself andKeep ignoring all things thatwill make me betterCan't help but to think I'll be this way foreverKnowing that I'm stupid and crazy, I've heard itCan't help but to feel like an unending burdenNever got the chance to just be how I wantedCan only blame the past that I'm given, I'm haunted
Topstreams deaded, rest easy king.
Great for Wemby winning DPoTY. Still think he’s a ticking time bomb for injuries and everyone will acts like that’s a tragedy and what could have been etc
MVP to please
cavs on pace to win 192-0
GAMES ON
>>154304483
>>154306152Are these those gay dudes that kiss each other?
thank god the knicks play in 40
>>154306169nothing gay about kissing your twin brother on the lipsgo knicks
I’ve not watched Wemby on the Spurs this year. Have they figured out how they want to use him on offence now?
>>154300730Heroes of the 'yoffs> Raptors > Nuggies > Hawks > Magic > Spurs If you team is not on this list you are a prick.
hard to argue with this
>>154306196He's a 7'4" nigga with a bag
alright fine jewver I'll buy the league pass
>>154306229Where's Ryback?
>>154306229no one actually thinks hakeem is better than jokic
>CraptorsI've never seen a 4-5 matchup be this lopsided.
>>154306229I can't tell you how tired I am of nba media's obsession with lists and re-litigating the past. The goddamn playoffs just started
>>154306229Except he said it’s left to right, which means it’s wrong on the first tile.
>>154306229Jordan at three is completely laughable
>>154306233im fat as sin and can catch a relatively attractive woman if youre a hoopcel its by choice, youre afraid of pussy and terrified of the idea of a beautiful, non disgusting morbidly obese woman wanting you to take care of her
>>154306089Sybau retard.
>>154306229Larry Legend is Top 5, Nick Wrong is a retard.
>>154306277Non fat bitch, but you gotta have a bagsorryjenny dont want no fat niggas if they dont have a bag, and you shouldn’t want no fat bitch if she isnt bringing her daddys bag
>>154306233They were trying to turn him into KD last season, presumably because they feared injury. Have they got him playing more in the paint again?
I was told that the leafs were a super sleeper, darkhorse team who could make some noise
>>154306284>this is the average Canadians male role model
>>154306329I'm being absolutely serious when I say not a single person on planet earth said that.
>>154306303https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iJJMxfznf6o&si=VJAplWN9YaAobrJiJennyfag is just teasing yall niggers with hypothetical credit scenarios that xhe will never actively engage in
Hey chud do you remember columbine anniv today?
Toronto has to be the most dawgless piece of shit weak mind no name team in the league -Led by premier 0 dawg Ingram with Barnes as #2 - completely irrelevant voiceless players -a bunch of no names -coached by some random Serb -0 things they do well-0 fight or energy-0 players you fear taking a shot-peak globohomo cityAre you actually shitting me with this team? How did they make the playoffs
>>154306362shut up am I not allowed to have fun
>don nelson in the 1969 finalshow old is this nigga
>>154306351What the fuck does New Zealand even have? Frodo? Steve Irwin?
>>154302059Whats crazy is these niggas could have literally 10/10 bitches and they getting played and embarrassed acting like these 6/10 are something special.
Whats the point of Ingram?
>>154306229hakeem is so overrated
Cavs seem quite fraudulent but the raptors are at least 50% more fraudulent. And that's what loses playoffs basketball.
raptors need a coach who speaks ebonics that is all
people who watched hakeem know he's top 7 easy
>>154306444they were calling a center with guard percentages a sorcerer. we done with the 90s
>>154306375as soon as this happened it was over not wining shit for the next 5 years
>>154306444This. He's like that old, unassuming unc at your local that ends up hard carrying your team for 4 straight hours and 12 straight wins.
>>154306404That's his beard, nigga got gay face if I ever seen it
>>154302059swingers party if i ever seen one
Is Donovan going to just keep making 3s?
>>154306462post the clip of zesty curry getting fed by his boyfriends.
>>154302059> tfw the bvll is on da way
Raptors? More like RAPEDtors!ROFLMBO
kawhi leonard is just as good as hakeem and should get the same respect
peevland giving up a lot of offensive rebounds and easy buckets but craptors are so fake that cleveland will lock in in the 4th quarter and beat them easily anyway
I thought Larden was washed.
>>154305110DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>154306423B2B champ, took his team to the finals sophomore season
>>154306594Yawn, curry and shaq are better.
>its a "new gen gets boomed by uncs" episodeHargoat showin scrotie the levels
>>154305427>A team of high school boys would whoop any women's basketball teamyou guys always say this but have zero proof to it
knicks bouta start
this faggot timothee chalamet wears shoe lifts because he's 5'7" barefoot lmao
People will be quick to shit on them but when the crew on First Things First actually do their debates, the debates are really fucking good. Like insanely good.
>>154306622Raptors are full of failed new gen players and castaways
>>154306649all the jews at msg wear lifts
do aussies like dyson daniels? i heard his younger brother is much better
>>154306655Are people quick to shit on them? They're the only sports talk show on TV that's worth watching. People shitting on them is probably just a symptom of relevancy.
if you support the knicks, you support everything evil
>>154306683they're overly biased towards their teams but it's still all in good fun imo
my best friend growing up was a green eyed mulatto who got all the girls, his name was jalen. He runs some insurance company nowI trust any mulatto named Jalen
>unironically thinking Brandon Ingram can be your offensive centerpiece
>>154306655its a fun show unless nick is talking about lebron or the chiefs
>>154305876LeBron and Luka and Reaves
Oooh Big Purr.
>>154306718The only thing I would change is that they should spend more time actually arguing the topics, most of the time it's just giving each of their opinions and then making a few jokes and then moving on.Still, I'd rather that be the formula than turning into an actual debate type show.
getting ready for game 5
>>154306736I had a mixed friend who was a slayer to, he ended up in prison idk what happened after
>>154306814>idk what happened afterslayin bussy
>>154306813He needs to cut. He's overweight, at a calprie surplus when he needs to be even or perhaps at a slight deficet
suggs hair was crisp in his rookie year. what happened?
>>154306813>implying there will be a game 5
>>154306881Damn KAT getting BIG, this Knicks team looks scary
>>154306881I lowkey need my bussy slayed no cap
gueye is dead
>>154306888Wym?
that's all folks!
>>154306329>cavs are 12-2 in playoff series against the raptorsI dont know if there are more lopsided matchups historically with 10+ matchups
how over is it for reesey shay
why do new yorkers like watching little kids dance
quick make a new bread
why do the knicks have children dancers?
>>154306888the norwood reaper strikes without notice and without mercy
>>154306935they have adult dancers too
Knicks
>>154306929top lulz
>>154306929Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>154306923he probably needs to go to a tanking team where he can play without expectations
>>154306739our greatest offensive piece was defrozan it doesnt get better from there
>>154306932no!>>154306956deadass yo
>>154306946aiiieeee my penis!
Are da Knicks good?
>>154306977calm down you might break it
>>154306946These stupid bitches are absolutely destroying the hardwood with their high heeled stomping. No respect!
Ok, Knicks seem good.
my wife went to olive garden with her bf and brought home leftovers, time to chow down and watch my knicks
>>154306946>>154306991ny girls will always be the hottest. always
>>154306996settle down
Yup my rapshits getting swept
>>154307001is this really how you refer to your mom and her boyfriend?
my trans wife went to tgi fridays with her bf (preop ftm) and is bringing me home potato skins. Go atlanta. <3
brunson ded
>>154297729>>154297729>>154297729Jesus fuck, migrate to this thread already
I could have sworn KAT was gay but apparently he's engaged to a baddie
>>154307060>jew threadummmmm NO
>>154307060make me>>154307066she is pretty but she's also used goods she became "famous" for being friends with a Kardashian and ended up dating rappers just like the Kardashians do but after riding the cock carousel she must have noticed NBA players are the real jackpot
hawks too small
>>154307060i wait for peteGOD thread
i dont feel like making a new thread because i'm not a yank
>>154307066It's called a lavender marriage
we're goin to 600 on this thread
NAW has joined gueye in the locker room
fuck it come in here if you want>>154307153>>154307153
