prev>>154256965
yeah i'm thinking we won the owl already
>>154284963No, Lawrence is going to do just as bad as last year or get hurt. Burrow will probably get hurt a few games too. The O-Line will still suck ass and the defense will have huge windows to throw into. Different year, same Bungles.
>>154284988non ball-knower. dex was good last year and so was the bengals o-line
>NFLpros>UFLAAA minor league>CFLAA minor league>CollegeRookie league>AustraliaPunter development country
MADLAD
>>154284988Lawrence last year was still a top 5 DT in a down year, >we still have Flaccie to fill in when Burrow tears his bussy and the OL is a non issue
>>154285010>dex was good last year0.5 sacks and 4 TFLs is absolute shit. 0.5 sacks wasn't even good for the 350+ pound run stoppers in the early 2000s and prior.
>>154285075now look at the difference in the giants d line when he was on vs off the field
>>154285074Half a sack and 4 TFLs is now considered a top 5 DT? Holy fucking shit the talent level at the position has tanked so goddamn hard. Ted Washington was getting 2.5-4 during his prime and he was 365 pounds with the sole task of stopping the run.
>>154285118it's crazy to wrap your brain around i know but there's more to the sport than a couple stats on a sheet of paper
How's my draft setup looking chat?
>>154285137Yes, I'm sure an NFL team would love a QB that throws for 50% completion & more INTs than TDs because "there's more to the sport than a couple stats on a sheet of paper". They would love a RB that has 3ypc because "there's more to the sport than a couple stats on a sheet of paper". Who wouldn't want an EDGE that gets 2 sacks all season, I mean "there's more to the sport than a couple stats on a sheet of paper, right? Every team wants to pay for a top 5 WR that has 600 receiving yards and 3 TDs because "there's more to the sport than a couple stats on a sheet of paper", right?
>>154285197a nose tackle's job is not to sack the quarterback. please learn the sport so you can actually comprehend the numbers you worship
>>154285313>moves the goalposts>ignores all questionsYou just proved me right that the talent level at the position has tanked hard if 0.5 sacks is considered Top 5 for a DT when Ted Washington, who was a NT, averaged 2.5-4 in his prime.I accept your concession. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong.
as a bengies fan I dare not huff the hopium yet. I think it was a good trade since we can't draft for shit and the window we have is closing; we need good players now and not in 3 years. Still he's going to want a lot of money and I'm sure mike brown will try and pinch pennies somewhere.
>>154285385the extension is already done they're just waiting on the physical
>>154285174what you watching on your second screen? Bootleg football, NFL Stock Exchange, Nfl network?
>DT Dexter Lawerence is signing a one-year, $28 million contract extension with the Bengals
>Mel Kiper predicting Jake Slaughter gets drafted in round 4That's strange, I thought he was more highly rated than that?
Why pay Lawrence but not Trey?
>>154285565two years younger and isn't a liability in rushing downs. they offered trey 30M a year anyway and he declined it
>>154285174Need more hair on your belly you twink
>>154285587Trey would have declined any offer because he, like most former Bengals, found out that ownership is a bunch of retards. Burrow might go full Palmer on the organization once he's on another team.
>>154285630brother trey signed a 1 year deal after declining the 3 year/90M offer. he wanted to stay, he bet on himself and then he got injured. at the end of the day his agent is a retard but it only cost him a couple milly
>>154285662He didn't sign a 1-year deal, they restructured his contract so he would get more money and stop holding out.
what went so horribly wrong?
>>154284964>lolcatz was literally twenty (20) years ago:/
>>154285630>Burrow might go full PalmerHe'll definitely sign with another team and have another catastrophic knee injury
>>154286022isnt this the standard?
>>154285118you do not know ball
>>154286353nah bro a NT only getting 0.5 sacks instead of 2.5 is actually a massive deal and for sure makes him a dogshit player
>>154286353So you'd rather have a player with dogshit stats starting for you over a player with great stats?
>>154286022>dabollnot the best but he was sabotaged by his retarded GM who extended danny and let saquon walk>hackettshould never have been hired. not sure why he was even considered >mcdanielsalso should never have been hired, but the raiders are retarded >mcdanielhas potential but was hamstrung by a shit GM and tua's brain turning to mush. i think he'll do much better if he gets hired to be an HC again >o'connellgood coach who overperformed considering his GM had the worst drafts for the past 4 seasons. although, if KOC pushed to draft JJ and/or wanted darnold gone, then that's another story>pedersongood coach who is insanely loyal to his assistants which got him fired twice >smiththe game passed him by long ago>allenliterally who?>eberflusanother bust everyone predicted. not sure why they wasted caleb's first year with this bum>bowlesshould have been fired and is riding on the division being shit allowing them to make the playoffs regularly
>>154286435you're one of those retards who would pick a CB with a lot of INTs over one with a few INTs because he's so good, opposing teams would rarely throw the ball his way
4 days until the mendoza x jenny live sex celebration
>>154286574So you'd rather have Tim Tebow at QB than Jackson, Allen, Dak, Lawrence and Herbert? Damn, I can see why you're posting on 4chan and not an NFL GM. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong, I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you'll reply, all sub-60 IQ retards do.
why the fuck is justin fields a backup when he has more rushing yards than mahomes??? the stats say he's the better quarterback
>>154286694Fields is entering year 6 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Rashee Rice and Worthy being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Skyy Moore depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft(Trent Green 2 0) who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.The Chiefs are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Spags' system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Chiefs will actually be able to close out games this year. With Geno gone the division is basically ours, and with the AFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Chargers fan but Herbie has zero DAWG in him unlike Fields.>TFWDCWDSO
i believe in diego pavia
>>154286694Mahomes is a Kelce baby and everyone knows it. Just like how Brady was a Gronk baby for the last couple of years for his career.
>>154286793I believe he'll be in the UFL in 4-5 years just like most later round QB picks.
>>154286841>thinking the UFL will survive that longbold
>>154286353>actually those stats don't mean he's a bad player but THESE stats DO mean he's a great playerThis is exactly why stattyboys are shit for brains faggots. If you don't like a certain statistic you'll find a different one to support whatever narrative you want. Dexter Lawrence played like fucking shit for a lot of last season. Go watch some actual tape you little fool
>>154286841>ufl qb talent level will plummet that muchGrim
bustin feces is going to need therapy after crosby lays his big wigger throbber up in his butt guts
>>154286883keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself please
>>154286793
my top 3 are a LOCK
>>154286857NFL will buy them eventually. They're expanding in 2028 by adding a team in Oklahoma.
>>154286972>Love @ 11Anyone drafting him in the 1st round is a retard. I'd be willing to accept 25-32, but definitely not top 15. Some have him going Top 5, which means he better be a HoF RB or you fucked up.
he deserves another chance
The biggest problem with the Dexter Lawrence trade is that you're giving up a known good player so this retard that should have been fired last season can probably waste another pick drafting a bust. This is why you don't give gms another chance, they're more likely to make high risks moves in an attempt to save their jobs. If they don't work out so what? They were probably getting fired anyways.
>>154287071>so shit not even the UFL or CFL wants himThat says everything
>>154287185he doesn't want to play for shit leagues
>>154286897What's homosexual about that?
>>154287208>I didn't want to be invited anywaySame excuses all losers make
>>154287071
>still using the india coded "know ball" forced ebin maymay!!1!xD>in the year of vishna 3086
reminder: if YOU registered to /sp/ since before the mahomes era you're a weirdo unc who needs a life, leave the posting to the youth who know ball and arent stuck in the past reminiscing frauds
>>154287024>Love in the first roundI've seen this one before. It's a classic!
>>154287071>star
I've got the real stats. Nobody has stats quite like these. Lotta numbers lotta big numbers. Some say the best numbers. I'd let you see them but I don't know if we're quite ready to do that. Anyway when it comes to numbers nobody knows them like I do. "Mr Numbers" they call me
Remember when Trent Richardson went 3rd overall?Remember when Leonard Fournette went 4th overall?
>>154287483been here since 2009there were no generalsthere were no Korean MILFsthere was no /pol/ there was no NZ autist just straight ball knowledge, talking shit, and occasional jail time
Will /nfl/ and /sp/ in general be massively improved if the UK does ban 4chan?
>bro my heckin bro culture bro remember when /sp/ was /b/??nobody cares unc lmfaooooo, generals saved the board from cancer
>>154287907Doesn't matter what country they come from, it's the post irony zoomers that are killing 4chan.
>>154287907>implement something that results in less white posters>will the site improve?
>>154287941>post irony zoomersthe problem you 38yo boomers don't understand is what you made satire was the truth all along but you're too old and stupid to see it
>>154287944>UK>whiteYou're 20 years too late for that to be true.
>>154287552
>>154287652Real stats have never been tried before
What 5 players tell if you someone rates them they dont know ball?
I've got a GREAT idea! Let's TRADE UP to draft some D2+ QB, sit him for 3 years behind the biggest drama-queen QB who is still riding the high from 1 owl ring that his defense won him 14 years ago and some "award" the (((media))) gave him a few times, thennnnnnn when this qb has 6 decent games against the worst defenses in the league that season, WE GIVE HIM $55M/YR for 5 years. Surely nothing will go wrong right?
>>154288230Bo nix, Breece Hall, Riq Woolen, Jalen Carte, Marvin Harrison Jr
>>154288006You are incapable or unwilling to have an actual discussion with anyone. Your entire purpose is to one up or "win" at any cost. You are so one dimensional that you are indistinguishable from random chatbots and have allowed them to fill the internet with slop.Learn to be a human child.
>>154288274Still not as funny as the Seachickens signing Matt Flynn because he had 2 games where he averaged 2 INTs and 6 sacks in those games.
>>154288026Latest statistics have white populace in UK at approximately 77% while USA is around 65% dumbass >>154288230Kyler MurrayJustin Herbert Saucey Gardens Courtland Sutton Jalen Ramsey
>>154288410>make a bold claim>get told you're wrong and retarded>y-you cant just do thatI get time has made you soft unc but please be a real ''grown up'' and leave, this site has always been for the young and you're too out of touch to comprehend what the world really is now. ''da jooz'' is no long ironic, get with it.
>>154285109>now look at the difference in the giants d line when he was on vs off the fieldKnow why he kept coming off the field? He was out of shape and lazy. The Giants blew numerous leads with Dexter. And he pulls all this shit for a 1 yr extension...good riddance.
>>154288564this. hate obnoxious oldfaggots stuck in 2008
>>154288536Flawed counting statistic. It doesn't take into account illegals and includes those that aren't white, but are counted as white in crime statistics. Both countries and almost all EU countries are less than the stats say. You should know by now that stats, surveys, studies, etc. are all mostly bullshit.
Caleb Downs at 5Jordyn Tyson at 10If MY Giants do that, they will make the playoffs this year and be a SB contender by 2027
>>154288903jets are taking caleb fool
>>154288724>>154288564>>154288006>>154287483this schizo really woke up and immediately came back to this thread to (you) farm
kek Steelers just cut Aaron Rodgers
How is this year's bussy draft shaping up?
lets all take turns making out with jenny so she can rank us on how good at losing we are
>>154289482Terrible. There are no hotties like Jaxson Dart. If you want bussy, watch the NHL draft.
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>>154289457they waited until after russini got fired so she wouldn't be all in his shit about where he is playing next. That was nice of them.
>>154289442nincompoop
>>154287024Love going #4 to the Titans is the most probable (66% chance) pick other than the Raiders taking Mendoza (99%). Rest of top10 is all below 50%Why do Tits want a stud RB? Saleh has Ward at QB and is expected to build a run heavy offense
>>154290677but do they have an oline
*makes unc throw a wibbly wobbly*
>>154290677They'd be throwing their pick away. Love won't be a HoFer and you can get a quality RB in later rounds or free agency. Love would literally need to be the next Henry or injuryless CMC to be worth a top 25 pick.
Walter think Cowboys are going to trade up in the first for Reese. >>154290677>>154287024Biggest wild card of the first round. Watch him fall to the Browns.
>>154291388QBs are also huge wildcards because you just know 2-3 non-Raiders teams are going to panic and draft a QB in the first round when they can be gotten in the 2nd or later round.
Friendly reminder:Drake's wife sucks at cooking
>>154291499very true, probably the Cardilels
>>154291525tell me this doesn't look delish. i fucking DARE you
>>154286353atrocious jpeg
>>154286353Dexter Lawrence was fat as fuck the whole season, didn't put in even a half assed effort and was desperate to leave.
what did joey mean by this?
>>154291499>draft a QB in the first round when they can be gotten in the 2nd or later round.They do this for the fifth year option, which is super valuable. IMO the Chiefs are going to trade their 29th to the Cardinals or Jets for that exact reason>>154286353
>>154284936I know the flavor of the month thing is over but can you guys post any pics of alyssa liu in your teams jerseys. I find them hilarious.
>>154291787Yeah I got you
my eagles will grab him in round 4
The worst Quarterback each team drafted. Some of the picks are not First Rounders though.49ers - Steve SpurrierBears - Cade McNownBengals - Akili SmithBills - J.P. LosmanBroncos - Paxton LynchBrowns - Johnny ManzielBuccaneers - Vinny TestaverdeCardinals - Josh RosenChargers - Ryan LeafChiefs - Todd BlackledgeColts - Art SchlicterCommanders - Heath ShulerCowboys - Quincy CarterDolphins - Rick NortonEagles - John ReavesFalcons - Randy JohnsonGiants - Lee GrosscupJaguars - Blaine GabbertJets - Zach WilsonLions - Joey HarringtonPackers - Rich CampbellPanthers - Jimmy ClausenPatriots - Jim PlunkettRaiders - JaMarcus RussellRams - Terry BakerRavens - Kyle BollerSaints - Danny WuerffelSeahawks - Rick MirerSteelers - Ted MarchibrodaTexans - David CarrTitans - Jake LockerVikings - Christian PonderTestaverde, Plunkett at least redeemed their careers.
>>154291852>David carr>Bad
>>154291839>ARRESTED last night for standing on a public sidewalkhow is that a crime?
Is it just me or is the NFL the only league that suffers from immense nepotism in hirings? I get no other sports league in the world needs to have 50 different positional coaches / coordinators etc but it's insane that half the teams are just like that compared to baseball or hockey.
>>154291899>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET NIGGERS LOITER AROUND WHERE EVER THEY WANT FOREVER>YOU JUST HAVE TO CHUD
>>154287112Yes. The biggest problem the Giants have is that Schoen is still the GM. However, Mara doesn't seem inclined to fire him, so it doesn't matter anyway. They'll be shit for the foreseeable future. In that regard, I'm happy for Dexy to have been able to gtfo of here.
>>154291852>Patriots - Jim PlunkettRyan Mallett disagrees.
>>154291852>>154291894Yeah, David Carr never had a chance with that O-Line. You could have put prime Peyton or Brady on that team, and they would have been obliterated just the same.
>>154292085>ynr the unironic retard babble arguments ITT about Ryan Mallett being a good QB prospect or the next Marino because muh arm Hoyer chads won
>>154292046>he's standing there MENACINGLYyour parents were part of an HOA, weren't they?
>>154292268I can tell you never grew up in a white neighborhood
>>154292085First Rounder vs. Third Rounder.
/pol/ zoomers don't have original thoughts
>millennial still shitting his geriatrics diaper
>>154285553He's a center
My friend said that this is a dogshit draft and if teams were smart they'd trade all their picks for veteran players or picks next year. That friend's name? Mike Mayock.
>>154293076smart friend
>>154291894Yeah, he's the Carr brother with a ring!
TRADE ALERT
>>154292268You can tell someone IQ based on how much of a chronic relaxer they are.
>The Association on American Indian Affairs called the Commanders' logo update "disappointing and inappropriate," adding, "We are not your mascot," per USAToday"Native American group" in question
>draft less than week away>general completely dead
>>154293878Youre going to be dead next, if you dont stop your bitching.
>>154293905/mlb/ won, suck my cock
>>154293977
>>154293814>JUST let us fade into obscurityI thought real American Indians actually liked the Redskins. thats what I heard, they went about a whole identity change cause of some karens from HR. to have your identity put on display in the most popular sport in America is an honor desu
>>154293814I count 20 people on the staff page of their website. Why mislead by cherrypicking these ones?
>Jets and Cardinals have picks 33 and 34 respectivelyI 100% expect one of these teams to move back into the last first round to draft a QB, swapping with either Seattle or KC. Honestly, if the Jets offer Seattle the 33rd and and the 140th for the 32nd, I don't see why Seattle says no. >>154294037>I thought real American Indians actually liked the RedskinsWhile all Indians aren't the same person, we do know that the actual Blackfoot tribe the logo is based on liked it. The logo was literally a Blackfoot chief. IIRC, most Indians didn't care. >to have your identity put on display in the most popular sport in America is an honor desu100%. Just look at the Cowboys, 49ers, Patriots, etc. They're all caricatures of white people. They've got huge heads and goofy faces, but that's kinda the point. Sports mascots are supposed to be funny and over the top. I think it'd be absurd if a white person said it was insulting that the 49ers mascot had a gold tooth
Which network is gonna pick her up for coverage this time?
>>154294507food network
>>154294507she be fucking up spoons of peanut butter at 2am she just like me
>>154291615>sticking clumps of cheese in a sweet potato and eating itGood girl.... get those farts nice and rancid for me
>Bungs still think they won the Dex tradeThis is what generational, institutional KWABing looks like.
>>154295301which defender available at 10 would have the same impact as dex
>>154295248disgusting freak shes not even 20, you belong in jail
>>154295301He was supposed to get a huge extension with the trade but Schefter tweeted it was just a one year 28 mil on top of his current deal? Fucking lol
>>154287071oh no the spoiled rich kid will have to go back to being a spoiled rich kid?imagine if bronny james doesn't make it in the NBA!!!
>154295423>Be in cap hell because you paid your meme QB and WRs>Ditch your great pass rusher because you dont want to pay him>Trade your 1st for a older DT just to break even with losing said pass rusher>Still need to pay your new DT but cant afford it so you cuck out on a one year rental insteadYeah this is a gigga KWAB, lil bungy boy.
>bungles>in cap hellyou can just say you don't know what you're talking about bro it's fine
>Based on 2025 contract restructures and extensions, Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase, and Tee Higgins account for approximately 44.4% to 45% of the Cincinnati Bengals' total salary capBungy bois just cant ever get a clue. Sad really, but its clear they deserve it.
>asking AI about salary hitsuse your brain next time lil bro
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>Ass mad AND retarded.Yeah, bungy boi isnt doing well keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
me cant read number me need robot do it for me :(
>I-It was a good trade b-bro, I swear!!!keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekBunghole mutts just never learn
what i dont understand is how the gnats land a #10 overall for lawrence and the dolphins barely get an end of the first round pick for waddle
This zoomer has been at it ALL day.
I simply can't imagine asking a computer to hallucinate numbers for me because I am incapable of doing it myself. that's crazy
>>154295773A body that is CUSTOM BUILT for a week 1 ACL tear.
>>154295858Dolphins are in full reset. Giants can compete if they nail the draft and Dart doesn't play like a complete retard
>let one of the top D-Linemen in the league walk>so they can trade a 1st for one of the top D-Linemen in the league
>>154296012Not just a first, but a new deal plus the tip
>>154295981>Giants can compete if they nail the draftthey aren't competing this year lmao, maybe next or in a couple they'll be a playoff team but, need to see how Skattebo is after that injury and if Dart goes down its Jameis Winston starting. I don't see their WR's or TE's being amongst the top of the top of the cream of the crop either so hope G-men fans better hope Dart can beat defenses week to week if you're thinking a run is coming this year.
>>154296110gnats are 100% in play or their division, cazzie
>>154296012hes cheaper, younger, more dominant at the position, more well rounded and he fits the new scheme better
The 2026 NFL Draft begins in 4 days
>>154296147Cowboys winning the NFC East this year, guaranteed lock
>>154296186>more dominant at the positionDex had 1 sack and 14 solo tackles in 17 games while trey had 4 sacks and 11 solo tackles in just 7 games.
>>154296267damn I can't believe an edge rusher got more sacks than a nose tackle. that almost never happens
NFC West Champs
>>154296285So hes not more dominate then? Or more "well rounded"? lmao trey played less than half his games lil kwaby.Nice try brushing the solo tackles under the rug too.Treygod finna booty bust Joey reddit this year, and youll just have to sit in the hotel chair and watch helplessly.
tired of the kiwi tranny and his army of simps spamming the thread with ''kek''. this isn't /pol/, your frog god isnt real.
>>154296412>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST THATkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>154296341how does hendrickson do in run defense? you seem to know a lot
>>154296110I don't understand how in a league where teams go from worst to first every year you think the Giants couldn't jump into contention with a new HC and a huge talent injection. They did pretty fucking well in free agency. I'm not saying it's definitely going to happen but they're far closer than the Dolphins which was my point
>exposing his vpn posting again
>>154296466Let me guess-- youre going to pull out Statyfag nonsense from PFF like a total mong now, right?
heh... my discord army make ya seethe? i am arguably the most powerful poster on 4chan........ be very afraid
>>154296525no, i'll simply point out hendrickson is pulled off the field in run downs because he's so bad against it
>>154296466he's a liability in run defense and the bengals were 32nd in rushing yards per attempt last season
>>154296559Damn thats crazy. How in the world did Trey end up with just 3 less solo tackles and just 1 less tackles for loss in 10 less games played than Dexter Lawrence?
>>154296648because you don't understand the difference between an NT and DE
>>154296648see that's actually pretty simple. edge rushers get more solo tackle and TFL opportunities than nose tackles. it's almost like they're two completely different positions.
yummy
>>154296740that bread has CTE
>>154296704Seems like trey is just a more efficient and productive player to me.>>154296728>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT EXPECT A DEFENSIVE TACKLE TO... TO... ACTUALLY MAKE HECKIN TACKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!Jesus dude.
American sports will never have this kind of SOVL.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bh2OG2cJ6Q
>>154296768wow, then teams must have gotten into a bidding war to sign trey
Look how they massacred my boy...
The ballsac nannies
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154296497>a huge talent injectionI think I literally explained why I have doubts that they win the division, its easier said than done. my Bucs even turned into the Succs. I don't see the skill position talent on the offensive side and Skattebo literally had a third knee created in that game last year. maybe the Giants guys should sign Tyreek on the cheap, might help the other WR's get separation if he can still threaten teams
>>154296813>Goalposts moving at record speeds.Yes, I think I will accept your concession.
>>154296945You don't think getting Malik Nabers back and signing Isaiah Likely will help the offence? Cmon son
>>154296982doesn't matter if your pass pro is shit, Houston was shitting on teams. Baker had to run for his life all last season, was honestly a miracle we even started out that well
>>154286793Man, I knew Pavia was short, but I didn't think literal kids would tower over him
>>154296950translation: only one team was interested in the "elite" trey henderickson
>>154297032Guess Joey Bussy wont get his booty busted this year, Right?
>tfw no one to watch the draft with
>>154297059>Goalposts moving at record speeds
BUY MY PIZZA
>>154297095I will as long as he releases a non edited video of him consuming a whole large meat lovers pizza.
>>154297095but thats *my* pizza
>Had sex with a womanPress X to doubt
what's the perfect snack for watching the draft?
>>154297095Pizza Hut is so fucking dogshit kek i doubt they even saw the slightest bump from this ad campaign
>>154297202olivia admitted they had sex but that he was awful at it and did it from behind with the lights off
>>154297216at least it's better than papa johns
>>154297268Papa John’s in my area is still made by stoner high school kids so it’s alright. I’m pretty sure there’s a two felony minimum to work at my local Pizza Hut.
>>154291711He's tired of playing for the bengals
>>154291839>sidewalk standeradd it to the list
>>154297384i don't know if it's all papa johns, but the ones near me pour A LOT of sugar in their dough so the pizza tastes sweet which is very off-putting
>>154291899it's a sidewalk not a sidestand
>>154297076>Bungle anons anus is quivering and seizing in rage at the thought of seeing a motivated Trey twice a year.
>aaron said he was going to tell the Steelers if he's retiring or not before the draft >now he's delayed making his decision what the FUCK is his problem?
>>154297650taking the most sacks in nfl history has fucked up his brain
>>154297723>fran tarkenton>played before sacks were an official statwut
>>154297238they had to get people to shake the bed.
>>154297745tackle for loss=sack
>>154297723>taking a fuck ton of ayahuasca has fucked up his brain FTFY
>>154297238Nice try Aaron we know you're gay and don't really like women
>>154297723Do you think he's taken more sacks on or off the field?
>>154291899In the same way you trespassing in my house could be called “standing on a carpet” by a rat media talking head
>>154297815Aaron has dated many women and has married a woman. a gay guy wouldn't do that
>>154297835He never looked that happy with his "girlfriends"
>>154297815He doesn’t really like them, he really really likes them
>>154297877He was clearly thinking about heterosexual missionary sex (with the lights on) when that photo was taken
>>154296412
>>154297835they're just bros being bros
>>154296740>"-ACK"uh bros is she /ourgirl/?
>>154297024Did you see the heisman ceremony, lol
>>154297935>destroys your narrative heh, nothing personnel
>>154297955he's not short you fucking retard
>>154298005lol are you his agent, why are you lying on the internet? kwab
>>154297974Aaron I don't think "Britanny" would appreciate you posting about your exes on an anime forum
>barely 5'10>t rex armsOH NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA
>>1542980541. diego doesn't have an agent because he's not retarded 2. those guys being abnormally tall doesn't mean diego is short
>>154298105he is unironically a good QB though. smaller arm just means quicker release. theres no reason to believe he couldn't be alex smith
>>154298105WRONG
>>154298105Panthers should get him day 3. Having another small qb like Bryce to help him adjust to the nfl is his only shot at being decent.
>5'9 isn't shortKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKKEKEKKKK
rate zach wilsons gender reveal
if you don't have your team's crocs, you're not a real fan
>>154298357>chargers fan>brown skinchecks out
>>154298123OH NO NO NOOOOOO*wheeze*DIEGO DUMMIES NOT LIKE THISSSSS
I wouldn't consider myself an expert on QB prospects, far from it. But it seems really obvious to me that Jaxson Dart is a bust. Is anyone actually confident in this dude or is it NY media pushing their delusions upon the world?
which should I bet on?
>>154298496the dart cope is a rerun of cope huffed for le mayo man on the titans, hes a collegebrained low IQ wreckless retard who will injure himself out of the league
>>154298496I'm the opposite. I thought based off what i saw in college he was nothing special as a playmaker and seemed like a bit of a dumbass. He still takes too many unnecessary hits but he showed some serious juice last year and composed himself well during games+post game pressers despite some painful losses. Giants fans should be pretty hype for him going forward
>>154298540That was kind of my exact thought. He reminds me of early Mitch Trubisky, he was young, fast and willing to take risky runs which looked kind of good but it was just covering up his shit QB play.
Did philip rivers provide more value over his career than jerry rice?
>>154298571it's not aaron though
>>154298531Broncos and Texans over 9.5 seems like free money to me. Easily two of the best rosters in the NFL. If you want to make it a 3 team parlay I'd hit both overs and Falcons under 7.5 i don't know what the fuck they've been doing this offseason but none of it was good
>>154298531>easy undersBucsGiantsBrownsTexansRavens kek?>Easy oversJetsCommiesAtlantaMinnesotaJacksonville
>>154298531>>154298637which betting site is the best to use?
>>154298531extremely tempted to take the under on the jets, but I'm not sure if geno is cooked or the raiders were that awful
>>154298660>minnesota>over 8.5>with "nine" at QBlollmaolmfao even
>>154298678They're all the same so just sign up to whichever one has the best first time deposit bonus. I can't use the big ones like BetMGM because I'm region locked to Australia/New Zealand so I use one called Betcha these days
>>154298689>gay gay mcshartyhe's out. kyler is in
>>154298571what a job
>>154298660>>Easy overs>Commies>7.5Brother, >we face the NFCW and AFCS next year. I don't feel great about the Rams, Seahawks, Eagles, Jags, and Texans; while the Colts, Bengals, 49ers, and Cowboys worry me. Plus, we lost to the Falcons and Vikings last year. I think the Falcons and Vikings will be beatable with a better defense, the Colts might be frauds, the 49ers won't have Saleh and hopefully the Cowboys and Bengals defenses will be bad. And wallahi the Eagles and Seahawks regression will kill them. But still, I can't say I'm confident that >we'll win 8 games. The Titans, Giants, and Cardinals are the only ones I feel good about
>>154298531Pats underChiefs over
>>154298878finally we get to see justin fields throw for 4000 yards and 30 TDs and use it to further knockdown mahomes
>>154298531Smashing the under on Bengals and Lions.Over on the Saints looks tempting as well.
its infuriating the way teams split carries, there is no logical reasoning why the best guy shouldn't get 20+ touches a game
Highsmith for Tanner McKee straight up, who says no?
>>154299092Stop and think about it for more than three seconds.
>>154298531>should I betNo, you should kys
>>154298243cringe, same as any other
>>154299104.....oh wait, yep still no logical reason when you have a guy that can. for all the bullshit the giants get into they're one of the only teams that actually feeds their guys every down no matter what. what guess what? THEY PUT UP NUMBERS IN FANTASY. if tracy jr can do it, theres no excuse your team cant
>>154298531Favorite overs>Dem Boys (good wins last year despite awful D)>Wions (much easier schedule + 9 wins with a shit oline)>Lambs (powerhouse)Favorite unders>Ind (DJ Kek) >NE (actual schedule this year)>ATL (lot of changes, Penis can’t stay healthy, and Tua lmao)I want to bet the under on the Commies as well since their roster is bottom 5 but Daniels may play enough to make them viable. Also GB coaching staff and management was gutted plus the Parsons injury but idk.
I don't give a fuck about anything
>>154299167Not my problem
>>154298054Who's the twink?
>>154299095Highsmith is worth a second rounder and i don't know who the fuck whoever you said is
>>154299095Whi did Mac Jones' brother have to fuck to get that insider info?
>>154299136this. henderson potentially lost 40% of his production to some bum that fumbled every game
>>154291899Cop felt disrespected and had a little temper tantrum. It's crazy how much power and discretion we give these pathetic manchildren.
>>154298054See the way Diegos knee is bending inwards? He's standing on his toes to seem less short than he is.
>>154297202Why are you so obsessed with another man's sex life? Pretty weird, t.bh.
>>154299213closeted zoomers projecting
>>154296939Kek I hope so. Reese is the most obvious bust early in this draft.
>>154297865Maybe he plans on running for congress
>>154299241Just so you know, I was only pretending to be passed out... go lions
Pay attention to me
Pay attention to this bussy
What team would hitler and or stalin be rooting for this season if they where alive and liked American sportsball.
Sensationalists don't want to admit it, but the Dexter Lawrence trade was a classic win-win. The Giants have no use for (and no reason to pay) Lawrence because they aren't competitive but they can use the pick for their rebuild. The Bengals are ready to compete and are looking for the missing piece on defense, and Lawrence is a game-changing player.
>>154299280My initial reaction was the bungals made a terriblely retarded mistake. They still have to pay this fucker 28 million and then give him away next year since his smelly ass is gonna want like 40 mill to stay.
I've been intimidated by no more than 3 white people in my life. It just doesn't happen often.
>>154299280He made a terrible defense look mediocre which is exactly what the Bengals are hoping he'll do for their terrible defense. Mike Brown is a cheap ass and wants to gurantee money to as few players as possible.
>>154299213Stop seething and just fucking come out of the closet already, Aaron.
>>154299315He just signed a new deal that pays him well and keeps him under contract until after 2028. It's a reasonable deal for both sides. He's not holding out.
>>154299276>hitlerprobably the 49ers despite their city's reputation given the current build of their offense, but would shift depending on who is the most aryan at the time>stalinlifelong steelies fan happy to see tomlin finally get the purge. nigga literally named himself the man of steel.
>>154299280>The Bengals are ready to competelol>looking for the missing piece on defenseLMAOThey have so many holes on their roster, both on offense and defense. You have to be a bungles homer to not see this.
>>154299380>He's not holding out.He absolutely will next year. He wants to be the highest paid DT in the league. You didnt seriously think he would just play out the rest of his 3 year contract, did you?
>>154299425Mahomes is already the goat. We've won.
>>154299410He's not going to hold out next year, he just signed this extension that adds a lot of money (and a lot guaranteed) to his contract. I'm sure they will have some work to do leading up to 2028 but there's time.Either way, he's worth top of the market money, so it wouldn't be a problem if he asks for that and they give it to him, at any time.
>>154299525He signed a 1 year extension on top of what he already had in NY. He very openly wanted a new deal in NY, once this year is up you think hes just going to go back and play for his original contract? Hes older and wants to secure his last chance at a payday.I seriously dont understand this delusion.
>>154299553He signed the extension, that means he wants to play for them. If they end up paying him top of the market money it won't be a mistake. He's a game-changing player and they need some juice on defense to compete in the playoffs.It makes zero sense to not want Lawrence on >your team if you're trying to compete. You're already conceding defeat that he'll hold out and/or leave and you have no actual reason to be so sure of that.
trade proposal >Dallas receives - maxx crosby , 2027 2nd round pick (LV)>Cardinals recieves 12&20 2026 1sts (DAL), 36th 2026 pick (LV)>raiders receive - 3rd overall pick this year, arizonas 2027 1st Who says no?
>>154299677>cowboys trade their star pass rusher away just to trade for an older worse guy''no''
>>154299722weve been over this Over the last 5 years micah and crosby have been identical on pass rush stats while crosby exceeds micah on run defense stats
>>154299677>Who says no?I have no clue. NFL trade values never make sense to me. There's always teams giving up what I thought was a valuable player for peanuts.
>>154299722Instead they're going to use the picks to trade up for Arvel "Micah but worse" Reese lel
>>154299740>crosby exceeds micah on run defense statsbecause micah played all the over line, which meant oftentimes getting the brunt of 3 blockers coming down on him on the run. Please use your fucking eyes to evaluate players I beg of you this isn't baseball
>>154299765>micah didnt get the tackles >implying crosby isn’t treated the same way yeah i know thas what i said
I've never been impressed by Micah Parsons. He runs fast and can tackle be he can't use his head, and is easy to take out of the game. It never feels like he has much of an impact against a team that knows how to deal with him. Very overrated imo.
>>154299621>He signed the extension, that means he wants to play for themYeah he wants to play for 1 year then re negotiate>If they end up paying him top of the market money it won't be a mistakeThey cant afford to. >It makes zero sense to not want Lawrence on >your team if you're trying to competeBengals arnt competing. They havnt been for years now.>You're already conceding defeat that he'll hold out and/or leave and you have no actual reason to be so sure of that.I am sure of that. I know this because he clearly wants to be the highest paid DT in the NFL and I believe him. He currently isnt, and wont be on his current contract.
>>154299784>implying crosby isn’t treated the same wayno he isn't at all, crosby aligns in the same position 99% of snaps. micah comes at offenses through every gap taking on more responsibility coming down on multiple looks. If you bothered to watch film instead of regurgitating twitter stats you would know these players despite having similar production take on completely different roles. Parsons loses stats being the more selfless player in what hes asked to do on defense.its like arguing with retards who knock richard seymour for his low numbers but on film he was inarguably the most dominant defensive player in the early 00s who did everything he was asked to do.
some of you fags have to work tomorrow lol lmao
>>154299874shut up retard
>>154299908nah I'm living the good life now, quit my job, left the wife, told the kids i'd be back with milk. I'm on vacation with my laptop shitposting on a basketforum getting blowjobs from south american women and watching batman. couldn't be more at peace.
>Ayatollah Beck is about to declare Jihad on the 31 teams that pass on himBe very afraid...
shartson speck aint him
I don't want to pay jizya tax on top of my NFL subscriptions...
How will he fuck it up in 4 days?
>>154299962I have to work just on Tuesday :/
>>154300072I keep seeing mock drafts with arizona trading down without a single explanation as to why. their only move is taking reese or downs, anything else is foolish
ryback's mom passed away?
she passed out from this bussy
>>154300022>>154300039Kek 'd and checked
>>154300093I think they want extra ammo to trade up for Ty Simpson with their 2nd draft pick. It's generally smoke but given how bad they need a QB I could see it
>>154300015>Ayatollah Beck>literally impregnated a Jewish pornstarKWAB
>>154300124I would just stick with jacoby and ride him to another top 10 pick in a QB class that actually has talent
Who are my Lions picking?Round 1 Pick 17Round 2 Pick 18 (50)Round 4 Pick 18 (118)Round 4 Pick 28 (128)Round 5 Pick 17 (157)Round 5 Pick 41 (181)Round 6 Pick 24 (205)Round 6 Pick 32 (213)Round 7 Pick 6 (222)
>>154300206Ryback every round
>>154286587>>154289545Neck yourself pedo
QB salaries seem to have stabilized but WR and Edge salaries are getting absurd. Anderson is a great player but I don't know how the fuck his agent argued for 10 mil over what Garett gets
>>154300206Kadyn Proctor r1Keionte Scott r2Wouldn't have a fucking clue about the rest
>>154300245what do you jerk off to during the dead hours online
>>154300259Nothing. When it's dead here and I have nothing to do irl i usually fuck around on X or /tv/
>>154300287cool cool, I'm playing on my switch
>>154300343BANG BANG NINER GANG
>>154300287it figures you post on /x/
>>154300356I meant Twitter/X not /x/ haven't lurker there since like 2013. I always thought it was most people's intro board along with /b/ and /pol/
>>154300362Oh. >I always thought it was most people's intro board along with /b/ and /pol/Not really. Just a place for bad creepypasta.
time to blaze bro #420 til I die fr gonna toke for the bros that celebrate on god
>>154300455>smoking weedNa fuck that it's /druk/ hours
we have a new war room. you jellt?
>>154300600Wow does that mean John Spytek won't draft a 5'8 running back with a top 10 pick? Will he take two mediocre small school tackles in the 3rd round again? Fucking lol. Raiders are the dumbest gayest franchise in the league
Ahem.Your team is drafting a bust.>B-u-ubuuust you're getting it.
bengals are winning the SBtheir defense will be enough now for Joey B and chasetogoalltheway
that will be $150 + tax + payment processing fee + fulfillment fee + shipping
>>154300698Who is DAT NIGGA with the glasses? Is that McDuffie? He looks as fat as Steven Jackson lmfao holy fuck what a disaster
>>154300628you're jelly our QB doesn't look like he got sprayed in the face with acid
>>154300720>thinking rams players need to make their own jerseys we're not the bengals
>>154300723>caring about a QBs appearance You are gay. Bo Nix don't care
>>154300740of course not he won a lottery and now will get paid over 200 million in a career where he never wins a Super Bowl because the NFL is socialist in practice where players get overpaid to be a body
Best thing about my Bengals not having a 1st round pick is that I can just relax and laugh at other teams. I'll have a big laugh watching retards throw their pick away on a QB they could get in Round 2-4. Huge laugh at whoever drafts a RB in the 1st round, especially if Love goes top 5.
>>154299908I've been unemployed for over 2 years
Why do NBA teams seem to do better without their star player, than NFL teams do without their star quarterback. An NBA star plays both sides of the ball in a 5 v 5 sport, you would think that is more important than a QB that influences less than half the game. >Thunder without Shai: 8-6>Nuggets without Jokic: 11-6>Spurs without Wemby: 12-6>Lakers without Luka: 10-8Also>93 Bulls with Jordan 57-25>94 Bulls without Jordan 55-27Meanwhile NFL teams become mid to complete dogshit without their star QB, with a few exceptions
The source? Diana russini
surely they can't be that stupid, right?
>>154300720That's my nigga Bo Vice
Good morning /nfl/Just fyi my dabres won last night :)Go Bills!
>"As the situation devolved, Lawrence’s camp (agent Joel Segal) did not want to deal with general manager Joe Schoen, but Dawn Aponte and Chris Mara, with Schoen still involved, could not broker a deal. Segal forbade Harbaugh from speaking directly with Lawrence. That was a source of frustration. Thus, they never heard directly from Lawrence and Harbaugh’s force of personality could not be put to use.why did they keep Schoen?
>>154300996Star NBA players are ball hogs, which hurts the team in the end. People forget when Kobe was taking the vast majority of the shots and just being a god-tier shot chucker. NFL teams NEED their star QB because the entire offense runs through them. If your QB sucks ass, the WRs get balls that have a lower catch %. The defense can then play the run more, so your RB has shit stats.
>>154301337this nigga was a mid-late 1st rounder a couple months ago literally just media circle jerking has elevated him to a top 5 pick
>>154301337>1 season over .500 since 2015>0 playoff wins since 2015Yeah, they can be incredibly stupid.
>>154300996At any given time half the teams in the NBA are actively trying to lose games. If you have a good team that's trying to win it's easy to ride out absences of a star player with a decent enough record.
>>154301196>>154301337I don't believe either of these planted "stories"
>>154301707the story is definitely planted, but the cards are trying to bait a team who wants Love to trade up for their #3 pick.
Uhh, Lions? Is everything okay?
>>154301989Lol no. "We" got rid of knuckles who filled the void left by letting anime man walk, kneecaps takes things too seriously now so he doesn't say funny and weird stuff anymore, no analzone, probably going to draft a qb to replace goof, still have terrion "oven mitts" arnold, elite oline from 2 seasons ago is pretty much gone, hutch is still going to break into the back field just to over pursue every qb. We're cooked, we lost out meme magic and are left with just memes.
>>154300996Win-loss for a stretch isn't such a good metric when half of the NBA teams are shamelessly tanking
I think Josh Allen has had enough help
>>154302085he's only had a top 5 defense four times bro what do you mean
>>154300996>not allowed to play defense>take a guy that hits 57% of his 2 pt shots and almost 40% of his 3 point shots and replace him with a guy that hits 54% of his 2 pointers and 37% of his 3 pointers.Not a huge difference. Also the absolute worst thing a qb can do is turn the ball over and backup qbs love turning the ballover. Turning the ball over in basketball really doesn't matter that much as long as you don't set up a fast break opportunity. Passing to a guy under the net and having the ball snat he'd by the other team isn't much different than missing a shot and not getting the rebound. You don't score and they get the ball. Also a lot of teams don't give a shit, golden state was locked into the playoff like 3+ weeks ago and won 3-4 games in that time. The western conference playoff spots were locked in when golden state clinche a play in spot so the bottom 5 teams haven't had anything to play for almost a month. If at any point during the season you don't think you can even win 40 games you start playing for draft position and keeping guys healthy. Really I think any team that loses 20 games before they win 10 gives up on the season.
>yea bro i take gov fleiman posts seriously he gets the most bing bing WAHOOO likes on Twitter why would he lie to me?????
BASED Dovey got wristcutty in another suicidal melty!!!
If you or someone you know has a pass rusher near the end of his contract or coming off of an injury, you may be entitled to a day two draft pick. Roseman & Lurie will get you the compensation you deserve!
>>154302085"Enough" is subjective, but here are his top two receivers by targets each year of his career:>'18 - Zay Jones, Kelvin Benjamin>'19 - John Brown, Cole Beasley>'20 - Stefon Diggs, Cole Beasley>'21 - Stefon Diggs, Cole Beasley>'22 - Stefon Diggs, Gabe Davis>'23 - Stefon Diggs, Dalton Kincaid>'24 - Khalil Shakir, Dalton Kincaid>'25 - Khalil Shakir, Keon ColemanDiggs was pretty good, but he also was made to look better in Buffalo. He wasn't a pro-bowler before he got there. Other than him, it's basically nothing.
>>154299677The raiders got lucky keeping Crosby
>>154302216I agree that the receiver room has never been great, but the Bills have always had a great defense, and since getting Cook they've had a great run game. I'm just saying that Allen is as culpable as anyone for the Bills drought
Niners desperately clinging to that window they think is still open. Who's going to tell them?
>>154299791I agree, but I think he’s just regular overrated, not very
>>154299874Seymour dick lmao
>>154302235>always had a great defenseOnly like half his seasons, the rest were mediocre.>Allen is as culpable as anyoneThat seems unfair to me, he has blown some games but he's way more responsible fro their successes than their failures.
>>154302237They kind of have to, if they released or traded him the dead cap would be $35 million.My question is, is he actually still a good LT?
>>154302262>That seems unfair to me, he has blown some games but he's way more responsible fro their successes than their failures.He definitely blew the Broncos this past year game, those turnovers were atrocious
>>154302262>Only like half his seasons, the rest were mediocre.the only time he's had a bottom 16 defense was his rookie year
>>154302285I didn't say bottom 16, I said mediocre (which is different from great)
>>154302292and i'm arguing a top 12 defense is not mediocre
Why is the media so desperate to make this a thing?
>>154302296We're splitting hairs at that point. He's had some elite defenses and some he had to carry a bit.
>>154302300Why is this narcissist keen on leaving a contender?
>>154302320He has to play with Jalen Hurts
>>154302320Star WRs are fickle, it's nothing new. If they keep him and Mannion lets him run something other than hitches and they win some games he'll go back to being happy.
>>154302320Because he says he's not getting the ball thrown to him enough. Even though when he does get thrown to, he drops it most of the time (Watch their playoff game from this past season to see) He's also upset that Devonte Smith is better than him and more humble/quiet and better liked..t Eagles fan
>>154302325>>154302343>>154302345Remember when sirianni yelled at him to get off the field since we were punting and all the rat snake media heads left that part out of their stories, so it seemed like Nick was yelling at him over general frustration?
>>154302268Anyone else at his age I’d say there’s no way. With him? Maybe?
>>154301989Some of you guys are alright. Don't go the draft this week.
>>154302023Alright man. I'm here if you need someone to talk to... Don't do anything stupid, okay?
>>154302300Because Mike Vrabel fucked some whore reporter to make it happen.
yall fuck with mike florio?
>>154302439Who?
>>154302085>>154302419>>154302421Mahomes geta his weapons replenished in 3 days. I can't wait to win this year's draft.
>>154302268>>154302390Depends on how much arthritis he has in his ankles and how much they're going to have to wrap his legs for stability and to keep the swelling down because they will slow him down. I would imagine his ankles and probably knees are shot but as long as they don't dent the wrong way he'll be fine. Even a high ankle sprain would probably put him down for 2 months and may not heal right til after he retires.
>>154302453They're going to draft the receiver that's always hurt, or some bust D-lineman
Someone tell me why carnel tate is going before lemon when lemon has more yards and is consistently a better receiver while tate has bust like stats.
>>154302478Muh Ohio State WR
>>154302320>contender
What prospect is guaranteed to be a bust
I hope a team uses AI to choose all their picks this year and openly admits it afterward.
>>154302478>Carnal taint
>>154302509Whoever the Jets draft
>>154302300I hope the patriots over pay for this fucker so they are forced to not have anyone for maye to throw to in a year when his ass breaks a hip.
>>154302300>what we need for our young QB is a malcontent receiver that will shit up the locker room and cry to the media if he doesn't get at least twelve passes thrown to him every game.solid planmake it happen
>>154302509Any of the QBsSadiq if he's drafted earlyArvell Reese
>>154302509keldric faulk. too light to be a dt, too slow to be an edgei've been loudly hating on kadyn proctor, and i still don't want him in the top 10, but at least he was willing to lose weight for the combine, so he listens to feedback and isn't lazy. if he's paired up with a good ol coach, maybe he could develop into a good nfl tackle
>>154302478Lemon (nominative determinism) gives zesty Diddy vibes
>AJ Brown this>AJ Brown thatHere's the fact. The Eagles are going to trade for Jonathan Greenard, probably on draft day.
>>154302619Why would the Vikings do that?
>>154302268He's still firmly top 10, but I doubt he can play a full season at his age
reminder: the eagles are the main character of the NFL
>>154302695I live in Colorado and have only driven through Wyoming, do they really like the Broncos there?
>>154302390>>154302659>age30 is only the wall for WR. Linemen get better in their 30's. All the best linemen are in their 30's
omg 9 is legit retarded
bears BTFO
>>154302262>That seems unfair to me, he has blown some games but he's way more responsible fro their successes than their failures.I'm not saying he's responsible for their failures, but I am saying that of their 6 playoff losses, he didn't come through in 5 of them. 13 seconds is the only one that's truly not his fault>Chiefs 1 & BengalsThey got blown out>Chefs 3(Wide Right)Allen had the ball with a chance to take the lead and couldn't. Even if the kick had been made, we all know Mahomes would've gotten the Chiefs into FG range>Chefs 4Allen again had the ball with a chance to take the lead and couldn't>Broncos4 turnovers speaks for itself
>>154302565>our young QBHurts is 27
>>154302617why he so mad
which team has won the off season so far?
>>154302613I thought the nfl was banned in russia recently
>>154302777Not a lot of big moves and the draft class is extremely mediocre. I'd say no one is winning the off season
>>15430276327 is the final year of youth
>most wins>most owlsya, I'm feeling good about next season
>>154302805>chiefs doomed to be shit for next 2 years>quick! pump out arbitrary stats set on specific dates to make us look good!
>>154302714Survivorship bias
>>154302805>overrated, overpaid TE who should have retired >dead QB Sure thing
>>154302749Ok Hans niemann
>>154302777We won't know until the end of the season
>Aviators
>>154302777The rrrrrraaaidas>>154302763He was talking about wyvern april
>>154302777bengals
>>154302805Seven of these abbreviations are english words
>MY BASED CHARGIES GONNA BOOT BLAST>THE NIGGER FELON LEAGUE
Jax 15-2Den 13-4Cin 10-7Ne 9-8-Ind 10-7Nyj 9-8Hou 9-8Lar 14-3Min 13-4Phi 12-5No 9-8-Sea 11-6Dal 10-7Chi 9-8
>>154301532>Translation: We only want to deal with the most incompetent people in the origination to hit a quick scam on them.Based Harbchad laying down the law. Bullish on the Gnats this year to be quite honest with you family.
>>154302714Perhaps this is true, but only up to a point. Lineman are not getting better into their late 30s. Trent Williams will be 38 when the season starts.
>>154302320This is what playing with Gaylen Squirts does to a man.
>>154302782what would that even entail
my raidies {=>_^=}
My chargies <(o.O)>
my jeties 8=D
My packies (0_-)6
Our birds \\\•v•///
my razorcakies :)
my feces 0_o
but why?
>>154303063hes good kicker
>>154303063>>154303071Doesn't even have the record for furthest kick.Kek Cowgirls got fleeced.
>>154302749Shit like this is always so silly. It's just arbitrary. You could say the defense blew it by making another stop. Who's to say which one is the real reason the team lost? The offense put up 24 or more points in all those games except one.
>>154303063>brandon aubrey>>154299757
>>154302746Packers are getting nervous
>>154303063He’s washed and the cowboys are a poverty franchise
>>154303126They should be. 3 straight 7 seeds is embarrassing
>>154300206>Who are my Lions picking?>>154300245>Kadyn Proctor r1An olineman would be nice but I think the Lions have shored up that position and I'd prefer the picks being spent on defense.>Keionte Scott r2But not on a cornerback, they need to sack/pressure opposing QBs and that means Dlinemen but Brad Holmes hates the defense, so I'm expecting the picks will be yet another WR or TE...
>>154303104>who’s to sayI am: 4 turnovers by the QB cost them the game. The rest of the roster played up to snuff.
>Aubrey finally starts to decline and miss kicks>make him highest paid ever Lmao
>>154303186They need a LB. They should frame Sonny Smiles for a dui crash so he falls to them
>>154303104My point is that Allen has always had enough help. 13 seconds is the only time he was let down by his team. In every other year, he failed to come through in the big moment
>>154303152Not as embarrassing as having the same amount of owl appearances as the bears do in the last 26 years while the bears have been piss awful for 90% of it.
>>154303202The Jerry Jones specialty
Is David Bailey actually good? Smells like a bust to me but I'm no expert.
>>154303205>They need a LB.It all starts and ends with the Dline, LBs (and CBs/DBs) are for when the Dline fails and while Hutchinson had something like the most pressures in the league, they mostly came an hour after the snap when the QB had all day to make the pass.I'm hoping The Egyptian steps up this season and becomes a dominant force on the Lions Dline.
>>154303239Tbh having Jerry as your buddy must be like getting a willy wonka ticket dude will just hand you half a billion if he likes you
Even with all the issues with dexter, a down year isnt the worst when the ceiling is elite. While im sad we missed our chance to get one of the ohio state boys the bengals defense might actually be competent this year. Im just hoping we get a solid linebacker in the draft and maybe sign wagner. 2021 revenge bowl pls
>>154303365>2021 revenge bowlRasm would gape the bungleussy
bet his fatass breaks a leg during the first game
>>154303475>Substationed
ya im thinkin my mendozie passes the airport test
>>154303412If we get there even either joe will shred that defense
>>154303475year 5? 6? of niners fans predicting his retirement too early
>Bungle fans still shidding and farding themselves over the trade, like they won itlel when will they ever learn?
>>154303505>S EKSlul
>>154303575Id say giants won the trade but its still great for us. We would have fucked up the pick when all the defensive guys we want go before 10
>>154294507THICCHICC
What the hell is in Philly's waters?
>>154303575It was a win-win, Giants get another high draft pick for their rebuild and the Bungles get a proven player to boost their defense immediately. The latter are technically in win-now mode, it's only a matter of time before Joey B's bussy explodes and they need to win a chip before he that happens
>>154303685You don’t want to know
>>154299280Im a bengals fan and I think the giants will finish with a better record than cincy
>>154293076That's why my bronkies traded the 30th for jaylen waddle tee hee
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The Steelers are going to draft Ty Simpson
>It starts with...ONE KNEE.I DONT KNOW WHYDOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I CRIED KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT THEY DESIGNED THIS END OF GAME DRIVE TO. PAD. MY. STATS.IN GOAT WARS, THE RINGS ARE KEYSEEING FLAGS FLY WHEN I THROW PICKS FOR FREEWATCH THE SEASON FADE AWAY AT THE END OF THE PLAYITS. SO. UNFAIR.
>>154303756More like Jayden Washeddle
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>>154303860Simpson, eh?
>>154303862AAAAAAHHHH HAAA HAAA....HAAAAA HAAAA HAAA....HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA
>>154303862When they signed minshew I had a vision of this moment
>>154303862delete this
lol
>>154304046Odell really is a broke ass bitch, isnt he?
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