James McCann got Murakami out.
>>154322612Young is very good. JP, Rivas, Naylor, and Donovan are below average defenders
Give me my Held the NL division for one day banner, doyers kun.
i made some chicken enchiladas you guys want some
dodgers
I might have a superpowerjust pissed and it was laminar flow
The season is over.
>>154322789fine
>>154322789need I tell you they're home made?
proper thread >>154322791
Friarbros, you guys going to the parade in mission beach tomorrow?
>>154322806>home madeho made
the good guys won tonight
>>154322793Better clothed desu
>>154322806yeah i slow cooked the chicken. didn't know how that'd turn out since i hadn't done it before but it's really good
Jeff McNeil grand slam
vargas hit streak is still alive
I don't know, my interest in watching these shitters lose the same way every single night is rapidly waning, and there's playoff hockey on every night until June. Feels like it's time to check out of Mariners bullshit for a month.
>>154322822Thanks Jints anon, still want to visit oracle park....
>white sox>It was 11-2
Mariners have ZERO aura
>>154322808Properly gay thread kek ya bitch
>>154322793This bitch really will do anything for money
im seein double here, 4 max muncys
Holy fuck this was a pain in the ass! You better say thanks because they’re cracking down on screen recording of mlb.tv!
The fake max muncy cannot see the ball
...
>>154322837False flag spoken like a Californiafag who has no loyalty. Mariners fans don’t abandon the team over a bad 3 week stretch
>>154322793Context?
Arenado just scored the 1000th run of his career.
>>154322855Fucking kek
>>154322838do it, I'll go to the game too
I don’t think I’m going to make it through this season bros
Being a loser is a core part of being a mariners fan
>>154322883What happened to this chick, was she not cute enough to be posted here?
>challenge denied
Bought some blood oranges. Why didn’t you fags tell me these mog navels
>>154322793imagining her challenging my balls
>>154322886We’re all gonna make it
>>154322907/mlb/ cant appreciate god tier baseball anime
>absolutely seething the mariners have more fans here than his shitty flyover club
>>154322851KekLeast retarded DC fan
>white sux
>>154322938seattle is flyover anon
>>154322912fruitspie failed us
>>154322938lots of fans since august 2025*
>>154322851average mariners fan
>>154322871He should get to 2,000 hits, 1,200 RBI and 600 walks by the end of this year.I know he's no longer a Rockie, but I don't have a Sneks truck.
>The San Francisco Giants reclaim the all time series lead over the Los Angeles Dodgers, 1289-1288-19, after their win tonight.
GG Sox
>>154322962Remember the last two years when you kept saying mariners fans always vanish by midseason lol. Mariners run /mlb/. Simple as.
They haven't looked this pathetic in awhile.
San Fran is a flyover city because I do it all the time when I go to a real city like Seattle
>>154322851I look like this and do this
>>154322984can an M's "fan" even name someone on the mariners from 2 years ago?
Are there any teams that don’t have any fans on /sp/?
>>154322956You need a map
A’s are just the better team this year
>>154322931Name of anime?
Lifelong Mariners fan here since the Big Dumper days
>white sox>win????????
>>154322912I read an article that said Florida basically doesn’t produce oranges anymore because of some bacteria that turns the oranges green and kills the trees
>east coasters go to bed before all the games are finishedngmi
>>154323004>>154323005>>154323006>>154323008>>154323010Yesterday I went to cane's and there were about 20 workers in there somehow and they were all niggers, probably 18 of them were women. When I walked in they started yelling something unintelligibly that could've been a negro spiritual.
>>154323008I read that today too kek sigh ugh U_U
>>154322838You should its really nice, worst part is that it cost $40 after tax for a hotdog/beer combo. Only Parks I have been to are Oakland Colosseum and Oracle. I would love to go to PNC at some point.
>>154322912>why didnt you f-words tell me the sky was bluedo I need to tell you a lemonade apple mogs a granny smith too?
Why do americans love chicken slop so much?
m's :(
I couldn't tell you where Seattle is on a map why the fuck would I ever need to know that LMAO
California has too many baseball teams
>>154322999Silly east coastie projecting
>>154323004Boku no ballpark
>>154323047Im a west coaster thoughever
isn't it weird that Coach Aaron Boone said our guys are SAVAGES in that box and now the Blue Jays have a player named YeSAVAGE?
>>154323040They should add a team to Utah so that if Brewer's fans are there they can't have beer and if the Utah team goes to Milwaukee they get shown the darkside of alcoholism
>>154323000Possibly the twins as seen after today's game where it was all metsposting
>>154323059He was talking about Jizz’s ancestry iirc
>>154323040not really>jints and doyers have the two big cities>A's are in sac, which is an hour and a half inland and at the state capitol>San diego has a top 5 ballpark and fans that can handle heartbreak >Angels fans are small but faithful despite the bigger team down the road inhaling bandwagoners and fairweathers
>>154322842lmao gay
that guys hung he's a big dicker but our guys are FAGGOTS in that box
>>154323040They’re losing one soon enough
Sigh.. wish I had a gyaru to watch a baseball game with…
>>154323040>t. east coastie who can’t fathom how large California is
>>154323040same with New York
>>154323071
>Angels fans are small
>>154323088we love are beer-chan
>>154323072I wish the A's were still in Oakland, drove past the Coliseum on my way to go see one of the last Sharks home games against the Blues. Saw my first game there. I do want to see them in Sac though since my brother lives there now and a bunch of coworkers that I got to Giants games with (and that Sharks one) are somewhat interested in checking out Sutter Park before they leave for LasVegas.
>>154323090I got something large that you can't fathom lol...
>>154322793>DodgersShes wearing Mets colors though if you look at the shin pads.
>>154323093I agreemove the Yankees to des moines
>>154323109I only visit California but it's legitimately a tragedy that they left Oakland john fischer is a cocksucker and he should die
>>154323072San Francisco isn't even that big. It's just historic. San Jose is way bigger
>>154323114Baltimore team
>>154323111An unfulfilled desire to be loved for once? You’re right, I can’t fathom that
This is a banana genny and nobody gives a FRICK about some oranges.
Thank god all you doyerpacos got humiliated
>>154323109I feel bad for oakland because when I was in college and Id take BART to berkeley right after a game got out, hell even before, thered always be a car FULL of fans with hats or jerseys on. The dublin pleasonton line always had fans going to the coliseumI can sorta understand the move because oakland is a shithole, but Ripping them out of the state completely is awful, especially since they had howard terminal all lined up>are somewhat interested in checking out Sutter Parkits a really nice park, I think people just hate on it for being AAA accommodated instead of the big money that goes into a professional park. The skyline view is beautiful at sunset and the baseline seats give you a great view of the field
Sutter Park is a great value for a major league game but eat before you go. The concessions are trash.
>>154323131With this logic the IE would be bigger since there's nearly 5 million people there.California could probably support a 6th team desu, it's a fucking huge state with a ton of people.
>>154323125yah but even people in San Jose wish they werent in San Jose
John Fisher is jewish
Mariners
>>154323121I live in the North Bay and back when I was in elementary school my dad worked for AT&T and at the time they sponsored the A's so there were 2 times where he was able to get free tickets for him, my brother, and me. I don't remember who the 1st game was against but I know one of them was the Tigers. I agree that they shouldn't have left but I wouldn't mind going to Vegas to see them once they move there since I have never been there as an adult. Also Oakland has the B's (Ballers) now which isn't the same but at least they have a local baseball team with a similar energy.
I'm looking forward for Sycuan Logo on my Chadres, wouldn't be apposed for Sycuan uni colors. Drew Brees wanting to own Chadres sounds cool, maybe he'll bring Chargers back to San Diego.
>this fucking dane is really trying to tell me anaheim/orange county is an important location in my state
>>154322866she's plays a character in a tv show that becomes an OF whore, good euphoria season 3 if u want
>>154323189That’s from the show? I thought it was sloppa. The absolute state of HBO.
>>154323177I guess a team moving to LV was inevitable, I just think there were better options. Like either Florida team or just outright expansion. Montreal and Oakland should have baseball and it's gay as fuck that they don't
>>154323131>if a city were a county it would have a bigger population
>>154323182Orange County is important though. When people think of California beaches they probably think of one in the OC. There's also the show.
>>154323201>its important because of a fictional TV shownigga stfu, more people know about Malibu
If you count Orange county as a metro area it would be in the top 20 in the US metro areasit would be bigger than Denver, Baltimore, St Louis, Pittsburgh, Las Vegas, cincinatti, Cleveland, Kansas city metro areas>>154323182>doesn't even know about his own stateamerican education be like..
>>154323131woah I thought LA was bigger than 3.8m peopleSydney fucking mogs LA kek
When I say MaliYou say Bu!!!MALI…
>>154323212>its important because of a fictional TV showYes? That's how culture works.
>>154323223orange county is separate from LAI SAID IT FIRST
>>154323219>>doesn't even know about his own statefuck are you talking about, retard, I've been all over it. You probably dont even know what a flex alert is
I'm thinking the jays don't lose again
>>154323155The last Giants game I went to was the opener for the Phillies series (damn shame the one game I went to they got raped lol), but one of the guys I went with went to the A's game in Sac and said pretty much the same thing. Last year during what I think was the last Giants/Phillies home series I took my youngest sister to a game and we rode the SMART Train (Sonoma/Marin) and went down to Larkspur then hopped on the ferry straight to Oracle, only issue was the train didn't run for night games but someone told me they changed it so it runs later which is super connivant and saves a lot on gas or if you are really drunk (always pregame fellas and if you can sneak in plastic shooter bottles). The last game I went to my ride got kicked out because he stood up taking one of my fireball shots while I was in the bathroom and 4 SFPD guys escorted him out.
>>154323219Dane stfu you googled all this shit just to be annoying. t. East coastie.
>>154323239Lenyn Sosa the seasonturnarounder.
>Guggenheim Defferal Dodgers doo can't hold a lead against a first year rookie managerStammen gonna be our Alex Cora manager2018, isn't he?
>>154323223The thing with LA is that it has a ton of sataliette cities. So someone from like Long Beach will say they're from LA when it's really a separate city.
>>154323239>>154323253I hope he does well for the Jays. I liked him on the Sox but they just ran out of room for him.
What the fuck were the snakes thinking, this guy FUCKING SUCKS
>>154323196I mean it isn't really that surprising that they moved especially after the Raiders left, Oakland has high crime. Hell, the only In-N-Out to ever close was the Oakland one and it was due to crime. Although from what I heard covid hit Vegas hard and they are struggling to get back to where they used to be.
My wife 2hu says she’s gonna give me anal if the padres take the division.Pls dodgerbros, man to man, let me have this
>>154323245what a coincidence, the A's game I saw last year was against the philliesthey made transportation to Oracle really good. The N muni line goes right past it, caltrain is like a block away, and yah like you said theres even a devoted ferry that will show up. Unfortuantely Raley/sutter field doesnt have something like that, but its fun to walk across the bridge anyway because the sacramento river is beautiful and it goes right through old town
>>154323278It's only not surprising in hindsight when you recount what John Fischer did as an owner
>>154323278>Fisher still doesnt have his funding, or buyers>vegas economy imploding
>>154322973This is an incredible statistic.
>>154323278>Raiders leftThe Raiders left because of the A'sJohn Fisher caused that as well
Reminder the corrupt city council of Oakland and the As fucked the city out of the Warriors and Raiders
>>154323278Vegas' problem is that they decided to cater to the ultra wealthy and price out your average working man.The Bellagio straight up said they'd rather have Dana White come in and spend $10 million on a weekend than have a a couple hundred thousand working class guys spend like $500.A's games are going to be fucking empty
>>154323194It is and she does even worse in the show
it's kind of remarkable how the Dane is wrong about literally everything it's one humiliation fetish after another what a sad individual
gn
>>154323317I heard about the diapy kek, diapybros won!!!
>>154323071Boone will probably try to adopt Chisholm, if he hasn't already.
>>154323302Billionaire complains that taxpayers won't pay for a stadium. Better blame the people who won't bootlick.
I got the As becoming a juggernaut when they move to Vegas. But their games will be soulless. But atleast the mlb doesn’t have salary cap. The Raiders are filthy rich ever since their move
Which team has it worst right now? The jest or the mest?
Not enough people talking about how Trea Turner sucks now
>>154323286I think the only times I have ever been to Sac were on a 4th Grade trip to see an old Mission/Goldmine area/ Old Town/The Capital (this was back when Arnold was Gov, wish I could find my old Governator Pin), one time to SacAnime, and once my brother moved there we went to a Mel's for lunch with him.
Oakland White Sox
>>154323363Prob angels
>>154323363jest>havent made the playoffs since the 2010 seasonnot even the anaels streak is that long
>>154323380>one time to SacAnimeholy based
I like how easy it is for the Dane to get (You)s lol. Anyways>Angels ain't it.
LMAO
>>154323235>>154323259cope and sneed!
Does Cal Raleigh have a woman’s ass?
>>154323461Pic rel on what he means
I just turned 30 years old and you guys are my only friends. Good night /mlb/
>>154323479hbd big dawg
>>154323461Only one man has this power
>>154323416It was SacAnime 2019, I went as Kaiba and we were staying I think in the Day's Inn across town and I went as Kaiba and we went to a Wendy's before going in and there were a bunch of black guys that saw my costume and popped off and made a lot of Blue-Eye's dick jokes. A cute Dark Magician Girl cosplayer ran up to me for a picture but I was too scared to ask for her info.
>>154323479Happy Bday
>>154323520absolutely fucking based, did you have the cardholder armpiece too? I went as a character a few years ago and nobody recognized me
Niggas on here cosplaying and shit…
>>154323535Yeah, I didn't have my old one from when I was a kid so I bought one online. I then painted it to look more realistic for when I went to Anime Expo that same year but even though I brought they Kaiba outfit, I just went as Might Guy. I also later bought the proplica version of the duel disk (a lot bigger but doesn't have moving parts)
>>154323505Is it possible to learn this power?
>>154323553whatamatter weenie, too SCARED to dress up as anime characters?
>>154323574It’s not a task for the faint of heart
>>154323319Right behind you, bud.
>>154323479Happy birthday anon.
>>154323586yes… YES!!!
Do the Mets lose when Soto comes back tomorrow? They have Ryan on Thursday; very real chance losing streak runs to 14
>>154323696would that be the first one since pic related?
>>154323696How did this team knock Paul Skenes out of the game in the first inning on opening day…
What the fuck is going on with Soriano this season??0.28 ERA, 4th most IP and 4th most SO. last year he was 4.26 ERAnot like hes pitched against bad teams either (stros, cubs, braves, reds and dres)
>>154323479Heres a gift
>>154323223LA geography is really weird, the city of LA is a confangled mess of boundaries. There's the LA basin (shores to the hills), Metro LA (all the way from oxnard to palmdale to san bernie to OC), and DTLA (just downtown, then you'd call everything else by it's neighborhood or city name).Metro LA is like 15-18 million people (depending on if you consider illegals people)
>>154323767He's like a righty Framber Valdez who also happens to throw 98. Great peripherals, tons of grounders, insane home run supression. ERA undersold him last year (and it's overselling him now), but he's on an ace-level breakout.
>>154323696only one man can save them...
>>154323479I turned 30 6 months ago, take your multivitamins, Unc anon. Same for me too ;~;
>>154323839are you the timmy poster
>>154323839Praise kekistan!! Shadilay!!
>>154323847Nah. I’m the last redpilled anon in LA proper.
>>154323861Kek what a KWAB that faggot was
>>154323861my bad
>>154323767New pitching coach got him to stop being a pussy and attack the zone.
>abby in that catcher gear
>>154323816yeah doubt he will keep his ERA below 1 throughout May who do /we/ think is winning the cy jung this year?
>>154323882Alec Manoah
>>154323882Skenes in the NLAL I’ll go wildcard. I’ll say Cease. He probably won’t win it
>>154323767ball knowers have known about Soriano for years>last year he was 4.26 ERAmaybe use the eye test in the future instead of stats
>>154323882Heil Schlittler
>>154323911if you knew anything you'd know i only started watching close to the end of last years regular season (also my eye test is extremely finely tuned)
>>154323888>>154323894>>154323915its april
>>154323921dane doesnt know anything but he does love to shitpost
>>154323921try and watch him then for the first time and use your eye test
>>154323926And the red sux season is over. Actually everyone's season is over but the Yankees.
>>154323936I dont watch <.500 teams unless theyre imploding
stankeedoo ‘emstankeepoo ‘em!!
>>154323943Mets are getting a ton of eyeballs because everyone likes watching a trainwreck
>>154323943The Angels was at .500 for two Soriano starts this season so you had an opportunity and pass on ityet you discuss his stats
excuse me 3 of his starts because he also pitched opening day
>>154323982???
>>154323948>>154323965Our pitching owns you
>>154323984I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
I’m gay go yanks!!
I’m gay go yanks!!!
>>154323964I was deployed overseas fighting evil to make the world a better place
>>154323989>>154323997His beta red sux aren't winning a game against the yankees let alone scoring a run so he has to just call people gay ^_^
I’m gay go yanks!!!!
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!
>>154324001i deployed your mom overseas
>>154324006>>154324012Can't wait until Schlittler perfect games you betas
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!!
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!!!
I'm gay go yanks!!!!!!!
kek IGGY!!!!
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!!!!
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!!!!!
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!!!!!!
>>154324040many are saying this
>>154322855Give it up for the Jew York Mets!
I’m gay go yanks!!!!!!!!!!!
stankeedoos kek
Gay ass stankeedoos outta nowhere…
If I was a baseball manager and I had fans calling for my head for blowing countless games and ultimately the season, I think it'd only be fair that I went out and killed myself harakiri style on the mound after the last game of the season.
>>154323000>>154323065What about the Marlels I never see them get posted. Haven't seen a barves fan in a while too.
>>154324194There's a couple Braves fans floating around. Most notably the Portuguese flag, who I believe was born in Venezuela if I remember correctly. He comes around every so often.
>>154324194Braves are fairweather so they’re back this year. >>154324208He’s an Indians fan and prob the only one. Rays have the one Bahamas flag that also hasn’t been around in a while.
>>154324208Portugal is a guards customer
>>154323000There’s no male cubs fans, they’re all girls!!
>>154324208porto is a fan of the other tribe
>>154324212Oh kek nevermind then. Not sure why I thought he was a Braves fan in that case. I remember seeing the Bahamabro at some point as well.
I have exposed myself as a fraud...
>>154323943crisp New York Metropolitans viewer
Who wins first?
>>154324243Honestly, I have no idea.
>>154323337They're are demolishing the Vegas as we have culturally known it. Even going as far as demolishing casinos and creating 2 monopolies. If we think Doyer prices are high just wait to see what Las Corporate is gonna be like. No wonder John FAGGOTer wants a piece of it.
>>154324216yes
>>154323337Their owner will always be a cheapskate and the Raiders are always pretty profitable since they're the Raiders. >>154324250I dont know if its true or not but i heard some people question just what Vegas will be in 5-10 years since the gaming industry there is quickly declining thanks to the rise of public gambling. Really curious if both the A's and Raiders might not find themselves looking for new homes in 20 years if the main reason for Vegas vanishes.
>>154324271It's going to evolve sports, sports betting, and how corporations can strategize in doing a similar business model in other major US cities. It's pretty grim.
>>154324271Well if the casinos do go under, then what are the odds that tech companies will move in, buy the land cheap and set up data centers? Let's go Meta Athletics!
>let's set up data centers in the desert
>>154324250They've been demolishing casinos in Vegas for decades. Is the new they not the same they? It was always a city built on and for corruption, full of soulless simulacra. Its existence is a net negative on society and culture. Just because you saw something in a movie years ago, doesn't mean it's culturally important. Nothing is permanent, especially not the facades used to extract money from fools.
>>154324281>In 15 years the A's ballpark will have a 10k seating capacity and the rest of the seats are just Grok servers acting like fans.>>154324276Yeah it fucking sucks, i wish any government in the world gave a shit to try and stop those corpo billionaires. But they're all bought and too deeply corrupted to ever care. The world needs another Teddy Roosevelt but people like that dont get into politics anymore.
>>154324294They’re trying to build one at horseshoe bend in AZ these corpos don’t give a single fuck >>154324311Dangerously based post.
>>154324294Do all deserts have existing infrastructure designed to support a 2.4 million population?
Late night /mlb/ being based as usual
>>154324311I member last time this came up during the off-season and all the seething sloppafags got mad and started defending the AI companies kek. We are truly fucked tbqh, it’s never been more over.
>>154324311I saw recently that a guy in Indiana drove to a city councilman's house and magdumped through his front door because he supported the construction of data centers in the area. Pretty based.
>>154324381Someone in SF tried to get Sam Altman kek. Based Jintsies!
>>154324388Checked, and also based.
Mest on the bottom and Dads on top
>>154324442>Even when the Pirates are good they cant escape last in the division.>>154324388>>154324381Need more Luigi's out there. Those billionaires live with zero fear. They dont treat common people like people cause they dont fear or respect the common man. Just a nuisance that makes them make less money when they have to pay them.
Juicy Reddit thread up about Dalton Bussy and Dung Poo Pee
>>154324442the NL central is competitive(they all look good)the AL east also looks pretty competitive(they all look shit)
>>154322742now that's what i call a bussy
>>154322742proper lower back arch is key for a power bottom
>>154324689>>154324700Elaborate on that.
>>154324650I read through it a bit and it actually pissed me off how big of fags redditards are, I've never met bigger pussies in my life so I imagine they stay in mommy's basement all day
>>154324650>>154324744QRD? I didn't watch the game
>>154324783doyerpacos were seething
>>154324715what is there to elaborate on? everyone knows the ideal position for a bottom is to be on all fours to allow the rectum to relax and anal cavity to give way and allow maximum penetration while still arching one's back as to angle the anus upward toward the penetrator to encourage grip rather than slip when reaching cruising pump frequency.
>>154324783There was a tag play at the plate with Rushing at catcher. They get the SF guy for the 3rd out and as Rushing is walking to the dugout, he says, "fuck'em". Redditors ran with this to mean that Dalton didn't care of the SF guy could possibly be hurt.
>>154324794Cubs go on a winning streak and we get posts like this
gm
>>154324783JHL slid into home and was shaken up so the trainies were looking at him and Rushing was caught on camera saying “eh fuck ‘em”
>>154324816step right up and gape the FAGGets
>>154324815Give ‘em a chance!
>>154324795>Redditors ran with this to mean that Dalton didn't care of the SF guy could possibly be hurt.well yeah, thats a pretty straight forward conclusiondoesn't mean hes a douchebag thoughbeit, though he does look like a monster drinking, limp bizkit liking whiteboy
>top 6 teams are all NLreds cubs and padres cardinals would be a fun round one if it holds up
>>154324875This is a Korn general
>>154324881*taps calendar*o nonono*loads pistol* you shouldnta said that, no sir
>be rookie>get a big head because you're on the dodgers and got a free world series ring already>start getting pissy at other teams whenever you're losingthis has been a trend with younger dodgers guys. first you had sheehan being weird about giving some kid on the pirates their first major league hit ball back because it was hit off of him, now you have rushing accusing the rockies of cheating and getting pissy about giants. very unlikeable guys in that dodgers clubhouse
>>154324889no one who roots for the dodgers at uniqlo field knows who you are talking about
>>154324898it's called uniqlo field because it's unique how lo these dodgers players will go to make the rest of the league's fans hate them
Boy, the Mets blew it tonight, huh?
>>154324906its called uniqlo field because the dodgers fans wallets continue to get raped harder every year
>>154324889You're reaching so hard, Sheehan was dogshit in the playoffs last year and got humbled. Unfortunately he's still dogshit, but he doesn't seem like a bad dude>>154324875If you grew up in San Diego or Suburban Los Angeles in white neighborhoods, you will be well aware of this phenotype
>>154324908Yeah we blew it badly yesterday. Thanks Devin Williams
>>154323311>Vegas' problem is that they decided to cater to the ultra wealthy and price out your average working man.It's compounded by the fact that gambling is just not really unique to Nevada anymore. Las Vegas used to be the place to go if you wanted to gamble on table games or bet on sports. Since now you can just do that anywhere, why go all the way across the country instead of going 15 minutes to the nearest casino?
>>154324912it was still weird that Sheehan did that last year though. it was a bad look to do that with some guy's first major league hit ball
>>154324908>>154309202
>>154324911The stadium experience sucks ass and it doesn't help that it's a nightmare getting in and out of there. I only go if I get tickets through work. There's also an endless supply of mexican families willing to throw down like $500 to bring the senpai there.
>>154324922
>>154324250>creating 2 monopoliesThat's why it's pretty good that Hard Rock is moving in. You got Hard Rock and the guy that owns Treasure Island as the two that are not being fucked by public trading or private equity on the strip at this point.
>>154324881Junior circuit sistas..
>>154324922Why does New York City have two teams anyway?
Randy Vasquez unironically becoming Dominican Yu Darvish is a fun development to watch this year
>>154324941Should be three fucking baseball teams, then they go this other Pygmy thing over in California. There’s no scraps in my scrapbook.
DID MY METTIE JETTIES WIN TO-DAY????
dodgers lost that game on purpose
>>154324308Well I'm more concerned about the two company monopoly owning every casino left standing that could consequently inspire other multi billion dollar companies to gut and monopolize any other city. Vegas can suck a dick for all I care.
>>154324999kys
doggiedoos really thought they were gonna threepeat kek
It's time to swallow your pride, Steve. Make the call.
>>154325019were a laker nation anyways
>>154323479Happy Birthday. Remember, the Yankees always fucking suck.
>>154325025this is just embarrassing because they're including the postseason series they literally lost in embarrassing fashion
>>154325025POLYTICKS!! I LOVE POLYTICKS!!!
poodrepacos eternally seething kek
the rockies, white sox, pirates, and athletics were all playing the long game. they're among the youngest teams in the league and they were simply biding their time until everything clicked and now all their players have developed fully. they're going to be scary this year
Reds are now 10-2 on the road.
>>154325103
>>154325119Kinda gay
What is the Perubots end goal here?
>>154325091Two of these teams are fraudulent and one of them embarrassingly so
you now remember being a young basedball fan tuning into Baseball Tonight to watch the day's web gems
>>154325163this but TWIB notes
>>154325163watching the marquee saturday day game with your dad after doing weekend chores
>>154325163I member
>>154325243gorgeous dithering :(
>>154325119I'm going to miss Suter when we clinch this season.
At this point I'm not even sure what's left to say
Will Soto get on base a single time tonight?
>>154325265Nothing else to say but FAGGETS KEK!!
>>154325349>mariners fan nigga…
im a rat. a cubs rat.
>>154324744To be fair, the entire baseball world is calling Dalton Rushing a faggot not just reddit people. Everyone other than Doyer subhumans that is
>>154325418collar this rat
>>154325402Which begs the question, just how bad do you have to be for Mariners fans to laugh at you?
>>154325427i'm a bat. a cubs bat!
>>154325429the cheating thing is worse imo, he's a real whiny bitch for that
>>154325429>the entire baseball worldjust terminally online trannies like yourself, normal people have no clue or give a shit
>>154325438bats are pretty cool aye, underrated animaltheyre everywhere in aussie, like you go out at dusk and theyre swarming the skies
Anyone have a webm of Call getting jacked up by Hernandez last night?
>>154325437>no rings>no pennants >window closed already >eating bugs at the stadium I’m ok with this
>>154325429it made me like him more tho
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154325454for me its the Cockatoos
>>154325466I could go for a cock or two as well
>>154325476hell yeah cubger bro
>>154325481faggotry is strictly gnat or mest behavior, fuck outta here
>>154325456I started watching baseball last year, anything that happened prior to that is ancient history and doesn't count.
>tranny nuns >clarkie bearhmmmmmmmm
>>154325163It's not the same and I don't expect it to be, but Nu TWIB on Jewtube is fun to watch. I wish it were 30 minutes long thoughever.
>THEY'RE BLASTING PINK PONY CLUB TO DROWN OUT DA BOOS
Oh no my braves lost a game. Let's check the standings...
>>154325487are you the last redpilled cubger paco in LA proper?
FAGGets kek!
>>154325489metsiners own yer poofter fanny
>>154325163For me it was watching the braves on TBS at my grandma's house in the summer. She always watched Andy Griffith and Matlock in the morning so it was always on TBS. Now that was some baseball
>>154325514No...NO!
>mest
>>154324194>What about the Marlels I never see them get postedYou just choose not to notice
>>154325490I love Clarkie bear.
>>154323196Not really, even the crummier half of the Bay Area is still more valuable of a market than Vegas. The only reason this is happening is that Fisher is a failson.
>>154325487hmmmmmmmm
>>154325418Only 1% of anons will understand this
why did the rasy give joe ryan to the twisn?
>>154325561Same reason why the Twins are giving him to the Cubs
good morning niggers
>>154325557our ownership group sold its soul to the weeb and anime crowd, it's going to cause an influx of some wierdos, but it's worth the dingers.SF is still the home of faggotry and AIDS... Although maybe that's Portland or minneiapolis now
>>154325566to spite the mest?
I just want to personally thank the Mets for taking over as the prime example as to why a salary cap isn't needed.
>>154325570Good, now Williams will start getting in his own head again.
I look forward to seeing jomboys breakdown of last night's snek-white sox game
the great mambino
Should the Mets punt this season and start rebuilding?
>>154325047The Fakers aren't getting passed OKC or Wemby.
>>154325634>>154325644When is Hololive Night at Cit Field?
Frank the Stank Sock has spoken https://x.com/Hogdale_/status/2046765902822031698/video/1?s=46
>>154325644I'm a newfag, how would Soto's contract work if he was traded? Like could the Mets be paying him to play for some other team?
>>154325659the other team would pay the full contract, unless the >mest decided to retain part of it in the deal. realistically no one else is going to pay juan soso that kind of money. also look up bobby bonilla and how long the mets have been paying him
>Yankees players are reportedly pushing to wear their navy practice jerseys during the regular season for the first time in franchise history
>>154325674steinbrenner knew how to keep his blacks in line
lol
>>154322843like the rest of the world? Say it aint so!
>this is the guy spamming FAGGets kek day in and day out.
>>154325674I wouldn't test the baseball Gods like that.
>>154325681Steinbrenner was a mental midget who cared more about his ponies than a baseball team.
>>154325674ewww stinkee!!
>>154325519I'll have my Atlanta Braves jeresy on. The color of the trees and all that and the sky's. I don't know if I want clouds or blue sky. But yeah Red Braves jersey and my hair and sunglasses
>>154325703You’re just jealous
>>154325674>muh yankee traditionnot even an original MLB teamnot even an original AL team
>>154325665I see, ty
>>154325665wow he sussed the ultimated dealgetting paid over a mill a year till age 75
heh
Tonday is Harvey night.
>>154325723True they are an expansion team who ate the original Orioles who folded after the first AL season.Weren't even called the Yankees they were the Highlanders.
How are we going to make fun of the Mets if they win today?
>>154325702to be fair, I would care about a pony more than jizz chasolm
>>154325760Because they might not win today.
>>154325760>couldn't even lock in the reverse jinx with 13 in a rowfucking mets LMAO
I have been a Mets fan for over 40 years. I have never been more disgusted with this franchise and a team. Devin Williams cannot survive playing in New York--he looked like a scared little boy on the mound last night. He is Ed Whitson. Jason Bay. George Foster. Sonny Gray. Roberto Alomar Jr.. Vince Coleman...did I forget anyone?? Jesus Christ. Williams got showed up by Austin Warren. Goodness.This team is cursed. I suspect Bill Buckner sought a Shaman or Witch Doctor after his career ended, sacrificed a few chickens and goats, and here we are.There is no logical explanation for changing the entire core of your team and bringing in a good amount of talented ballplayers who then forget how to hit entirely and perpetuate the culture the Mets Front Office tried to purge. How can that happen? How can every. Single. Player. Suck at the same time for this long?Mendy is no genius, and this is not entirely his fault, but if they don't win this series and the Rockies' series he should be shit canned.I cannot take it any more. I have earned the right--through years of suffering--to be a fair weather fan for once. I will not watch this team until they are back at .500, which means I'll most likely watch again in 2027 when hopefully they have Skubal, McLean and Peralta at the top of their rotation, and some of these underachieving losers get shipped out.I am just going to watch teams I like. The Pirates. The O's. And just enjoy no stress baseball for once! I will not let the Mets ruin my summer. What an abject and disgusting embarrassment of a team.
Yankees about to sweep the Red Sox Yankees getting a city connectBen Rice is better than Freddie FreemanLife doesn’t get much better than this.
>>154325674Don't like this one bit.
>>154325791>SkubalWhen he leaves the Tigers I hope he becomes a Met. And I'm a Skubal loving Tiger fan.
>>154325801This anon understands advanced irony. You are my soulmate.
>>154325644why do people keep parroting this dumb shitit's easier than ever to make the postseason and there's no difference between losing 12 in a row and losing 12 spread out between wins, which is why the mets and phillies have similar recordsthe 2024 mets had a worse startif they win more than they lose and finish 6 games above .500, they will make the postseason
>>154325820>mest copekek!
>>154325674>>154325801What's the worst that could happen?
>>154325820mettiedoo ‘em!
Poopy brap
>>154325820yes but out of the 138 teams with a 12 game streak only 4 finished above .500, 97% of the time losing twelve in a row means your team is bad
baseball is such an interesting study of consistency because how could cal raleigh be a 60 home run tier player one year and then absolute garbage the very nextof course theyve probably adjusted to him somewhat but it doesnt explain the giant falloff he's experiencing
>>154325883So, I want to talk about Cal Raleigh a minute. Cal Raleigh got a ton of hype last year. What did he hit?55 bombs? Something like that. Almost 60 as catcher.Again, you were just watching. They could make any of these guys whatever they want. What do they call him?Big dumper. So, he was a guy that could market and get some eyes on the game. And he was fun.but like you have to realize with that it's not like it's not lack of ability. The guy didn't forget how to hit a fucking baseball and it's not like he was all juiced up on steroids like Brady Anderson was when Brady Anderson hit 50 homers and then went back down to like 20 something the next year. You know, it just was baseball creating a character.They were creating a star and now they've pulled the rug. You guys can talk all about, oh he's in his rat year or his snake year. No, no, It's none of that shit.And he didn't forget how to hit a fucking baseball for power. It's just a simple rug pull. I mean, people probably bet Cal Raleigh for, you know, elevators, 30 homers, 40 homers, maybe even 50 again.He's not even going to sniff 30. So he'll kill all those bets in the meantime. And, you know, he served his purpose for the bread and circus because essentially last year he got a ton of eyes on the game. You know, he was a huge part of Seattle's run.It's more than just a slump or a down year. I mean, the character, they made the star already with the manufactured Masonic Theater as he strikes out again. Cal Raleigh is fucking done.Stick a fork in him. His purpose has been served. That's the message.That's the take-home message here. He's done. He's lost it.So whatever little magic tricks they do get guys to be stars, they're using that same magic now to take it away from him. He will never do anything close to what he did last year again.
>>154325665i wonder if the mets would have to kick in for some of sotos salary if they traded him, i don't think they would, yet, not if he was traded tomorrow
>>154325897he hit sixty last year bro but he dhed some
The Reddit chads are running the asylum U_U
>>154325883he's still just a boy; there's still time
>>154325916reddit has better baseball discussion
>>154325925>he's still just a boythats his entire problem. he tried to act like a macho man in the wbc and it backfired, completely mindbreaking him
Where’s Cal’s MVP trophy?
Ya gotta pound me,, ya just gotsta!!!
>>154325955>wbckek, possibly the worst thing to happen to Seattle since ichiro retired
>>154325897this sounds like bill simmons
>>154325956i think aaron judge lets his dog gnaw on it as a chew toy
>>154325965the length of the entire wbc is like the number of wins you need in the ws (4)
Nick fuentes was at Wrigley last night
rate my egg and cheese muffin
>>154326032its no egg mcmuffin
>>154326032Where's the meat?
>>154326020Give the chuddie bears a chance!
>>154326032Yeah but I bet you didn’t use freshly laid eggs from scratch.
Teams that play under domes don't play real baseball.
Nick the Spic is Richard Spencer 2.0. You got psyop'd lil fella
>>154326032Not bad by 4chan standards. Needs a dab of vinegar based bbq. Real breakfast connoisseurs know what I'm talking abour.
>Waahh wahhhh I want attention >I know I'll just talk shit about the Mets to fit in>FAGGets kek>Look I'm so cool now
>>154326071this is a mustard bbq general
>POODRESKEK
>>154326072it do be like that
>>154326072You got psyop’d lil fella
>mestjust FUCK my shit up senpai
>>154326072This is actually what I do each day
>>154326037I do like a mcmuffin>>154326041not necessary >>154326060(need i tell you they came from my in-law's farm?)>>154326071I'll occasionally add some garlic pepper plant sauce, but i actually like it plain as it is.
Late night mlb has better baseball discussion
>>154326077This is a ketchup genny, you got psyop’d lil fella
>>154326072your butthurt makes me want to start spamming FAGGets kek
>>154326102me when I lie on the internet
mleb is a confirmed in-n-out spread genny.
>>154326108You got psyoped lil fella
everything you have ever enjoyed or expressed the slightest interest in was a psyop
The whole incel thing is just a bit right guys? I just assumed we’ve all had multiple sexual partners, some of them even feminine and female?
>>154326129I’ve never enjoyed anything
What's a psyop?
>>154326135yea, we're all chads here
>>154326135I'm a cubs girl and have only had male partners
>>154326146Are you eating hot dogs?
>>154326129Gemini, enhance image.no…NO!!!
>>154326135Sex before marriage is a sin like homofaggotry
Los Angeles Dodgers
>>154326129Silence frog!!
The whole Yankees alternate jersey thing is breaking on every major media platform and it really makes me think they’re close to making a decision on this.
>>154326174shes a cardinals girl
>>154326174>>154326183baltimorefag on suicide watch
>>154326183She roots for the Orioles. I would know since she's my wife
>>154326195>baltimorefagThe Orioles have no fans here that person that you keep talking about is literally the Mets bug poster that’s obsessed with Pete Alonso.
Asstros bullpen is exhausted and it won us the game last nightThey have to pitch today againCould be interesting
>>154326202I fucked her
>>154326204Baltimore runs this genny faggot
>>154326204source?
>>154326183shes so tiny and cute
>doggie doo posting AIslopOh he's on a lol simmer
Friendly reminder that Daniel Schneeman is a literal baseball God
Are we racoon posting now? Fuck yea
Test
>>154326236
>>154326234kek they really do be seething
>>154326234So what? Ai is how you get images like this now. What do you still use uncoshop?
>>154326240wb
>>154326236Source?
>>154326174>>154326183>>154326202She doesn't even watch baseball. She's more of a NFL and WWE girl.
Don't worry, I'm cooking up a nu with an Alysa OP
>>154326258Uhh I am going to need a peer reviewed source for that
this is an anne hathaway genny
This is a Mets spam discord
>>154326272its a kathy ireland genny
>hits 9th>gets 15 RBIsnada personal
This is an Anthony Recker website
You are all in my junk mail folder
>>154326272She got Harvsted
You are all just another page in my diary
>>154326296kek so true
>>154326271She has stated multiple times that baseball is a boring sport. She has gone to a few Rams home games and was at Wrestlemania last year..
we all know this is mommy's threadgo tribe
>>154326284What does he reck?
kek doyerpacos
recycle when ready, it's too early for thread wars>>154322791
poodrepacos kek
very happy that Manzardo was able to punish the Ramirez IBB. did it happen because the houston bullpen was blown up? don't care, pitch count management is part of baseball
>>154326271>>154326259>>154326236>>154326229>>154326202>>154326183what never asking out that one emo girl does to a mf
>>154326317Gay ass Timmy ass bland ass milquetoast ass wonder bread ass Mayo ass OP fucking KYS IMMEDIATELY
>>154326317ISHYGDDT
>>154326325Those are all me. Go Os!
>>154326325I fucked her tho
>>154322824agreed.
Thread wars?
>>154326356>>154326356>>154326356Real nu all aboard!!>>154326356>>154326356>>154326356
>>154326278Softball would be watchable if this uniform was mandatory.
