real thread editionprev. >>154320845
posting in the good thread
>weebs
>>154322791>Rays?>More like...>.>.>.>... team bad!
Average Cubs fan.
Dingly
>>154323288Kek
How many more times is Marmol going to run Stanek out there?
wtf they were supposed to rival the doyers
Threadly reminder to the Alysa Liu fags on /mlb/ that she finds your sport boring as fuck and would rather watch handegg and mandrama.
We’re in here!!! >>154326356
>>154323288I'm literally a girl tho
FAGGets kek!
berdinales beisbol in 30 minutes
>>154323288im a rat! a cubs rat!
We need nu!!
This is /mlb/
yeah im riding my bike to the pizza lunch buffet
>>154323288
>>154326419many are saying this
MIKE FUCKING TROUTAN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BOMB
TROUTO
Mariners are losing again.
dodgers
>>154328888quads confirm
Randy got a sac fly I guess that's something.
the new york mets
Gay fucking thread. Mods should ban this
This is the only team to have never played in a world series.
>>154328927This team makes the other 29 teams seethe obsessively, even though they have never played in a world series.
>>154328927who are the seattle mariners
>>154328952sorry meant to respond to >>154328950
KWAB
>>154328994Griffey mogs, who cares
aaannnnddd he takes, what a fucking retard
>3-2 count>better take whatever I see
nobody knows who that is
>>154328994dbacks legend
0.24 ERA in the first 6 starts of a season, a new record.Jesus Christ.
Griffey chose Cincinnati over Seattle kek
MARINERS GRAND SLAM
Just as we drew it up
>>154329035After reading this comment I just checked the mariners score and they did not hit a grand slam. Please be more accurate in the future.
ANEpros:>destination states>rich history>legendary sports teams>great coffee>great beer>good beaches>clam chowdah cons:>no mountains>poor weatherPNWpros:>mountains>great coffeecons:>flyover states >no history>underperforming expansion franchises>average beer>“clam chowder”>poor weather
>drinkin my coffee>smokin my cig>mirin my Mt Rainier on the horizon>watchin my 'ners loseit literally can't get more comfy than this
My mets are not done. The season is not over. The sun will shine on citi field yet again.My islanders are going to come back with a vengeance next year and take the cup back from the pestilence that happens to be sunbelt teamsMy knicks are en route to embarrassing the hawks and leltics And my jets….well….they are the jets
>>154329065nobody knows what ANE is nigga
how many tonight?
>>154329065I'm not reading all this shit
>>154329023You know it's bad when your top players don't actually want to spend time with your franchise.>Geno>Grif>Randy>A-Rod>Ichiro>Teoscar
West coast bros are chill and mostly just talk about baseball, while east coast fags are cringe and mostly just talk about the west coast
>>154329087all the cool kids are using ANE
>>154329072sounds comfy
>>154329114>not light blue american spiritsgayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>The Mets won't even get a good Vtuber they'll get Kiara... looks good on the surface and has potential but Mets all over the place.Gosh damn... atleast my Tigers can get Robocco.
>>154329100There’s only like 25 lines. Don’t tell me you lack the drive to read something so short.
Edwin Diaz chose the Mets over Seattle kek
>>154329116lmao oh god
>>154329116hes not paid enough to care
>>154329117>>154329114>smoking cigarettesEnjoy your agonizing lung cancer deaths at 50. Brutal way to go out
Here comes the 2 out 3 run blast to permanently put the game out of reach.
>>154329122kys
>>154329139and you enjoy dying of butt aids, you little queer
Gg Royals.
Fletching yew shortbows while my mariners lose this one run game.
>>154329139do amerilards still believe this nonsense? smoking is good for you
>>154329159thanks, mr. harrell
we're watching hockey tonight
>>154329062Apologies it looked gone off the bat.
>>154329139cringe
>>154329177>smoking is good for youonly if you keep it under a pack a day
>>154329139Bro muff diving is far more likely to give you cancer, not that you'd know that....
>>154329186Why? The Bruins don’t play again until tomorrow.
>>154329159same as it ever was!
>>154329193>mariners>hittingStop being retarded, anon. The Mariners SUCK.
>>154324947#Marmot :3
calling it now: the mariners will hit at least two solo home runs this game and lose
>>154329228They've hit all they're gonna hit today.
>Juan Soto says he did not talk to any teammates during the Mets' losing streak>"They've been on the road most of the time. I haven't talked to them"yea, their season is over. these guys hate each other kek
Good series royals frens <(^•^<) was fun
>well located pitch down and away>rivas swing and miss a middle fastball only a fraction off the plate
>>154329250Yea close games, big comebacks. Os still look like shit but we won I guess
>>154329242maybe Grimace can save the season?
Hmmm seems like it's going to be a slurper. Time for a drink.
>>154329116I hate the mest but this is legitimately a non issue He’s rehabbing what the fuck is he going to do realistically?
>>154329281he could give a passionate motivational speech
>>154329268the curse of Uncle O’Grimacey
HOLY SHIT RIVAS SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD
>>154329298someone explain to me how this lil nigga is on a major league roster, let alone starting for team with playoff aspirations
>>154329122This
>>154329263Two salami in two series I'm happy :D
>>154329281At the very least perhaps look as though he gives a shit about the current state of affairs kek
>>154329306The faggotners are not a playoff team
>>154329311I like Niko but she is currently sad so I will wait to post with her. Robocop is a Detroit institution though.
>>154329298HE DID IT AGAIN FOR A FUCKING RUN
Pull Rivas holy fuck, this cunt is useless.
>>154329294THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A MEDAL!
I HATE THIS FUCKING BULLPENALL OF YOU ARE ASS
>>154329294I don't care what they say! O'Grimacey is a hero in dis house hold!
>>154329116this is the correct answergrown men doesn't need some cringy pep talk over the phone from a guy on the ILofc midwits will fall for a bullshit media angle like this >he doesn't even callerino.. he must hate them
cooking a big batch of chicken thighs, rice, and broccoli
MDS=mets dick sucking
THAT'S how you play defense, retard Rivas.
The Seattle Mets everybody!
>>154329345Oh, right, Robocop is based on Detroit.
>hbp on a 2 strike countHoly fuck Logan sucks.
my gays :D
>>154329281let's be honest, he was likely completely checked out during his IL stint, probably wasn't even watching the games at home. a lot of guys on the IL will at bare minimum be in the dugout during home games, and will even travel with the team.mets got fleeced by this guy. dumpster fire of a clubhouse.
Mariners top ace btw
>our 700 billion dollar guy does the bare minimum and ruined the clubhouse but that's okay FAGGets kek!
>sign a big guy who can't play baseball for shit>have him lead off every game>after the first pitch tell him to charge the mound and beat the fuck out of the pitcher no matter where the pitch is>get the other team's ace ejected in the first inning, you just sub in a real player for your bruiserLiterally what is the downside to this strategy
>>154329436Lindor did that
>>154329429Gilbert is not the mariners ace, why does everyone keep saying this
>>154329444>bruiser ejected from the league after the first gameyour response?
It's comical at this point.
>My braves are starting a 20 minor league prospect on the moundSpaghettifest inc
>>154329466sign another one
can the fucking jays just fucking win a game without all this stupid fucking shitstop doing nothing until the 7thstop blowing the game in the 9th
>>154329466He caused three season ending injuries to a division rival, a smart manager would take that trade.
orioles won that ballgame.
>mariners>acediametrically opposed
>>154329479oh my god... it's brilliant
>>154329489I saw it. This is a true statement
>our 700 billion dollar guy does the bare minimum for 53 games in a row!
I'm a Cubs girl, and I'm going to give the Cubs a chance!
>>154329479I have to place a call to Manfred urgently
>>154329444>>154329466>>154329479kek unironically what would the league do if someone tried this
Predictions?
>ohtani out of nowheredane he'll come back to the anaels someday
DUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP
>>154329529players would probably refuse to play them if the league did nothing
>>154329517shut up, cunt
>>154329228There's the first one.
>>154329529fines and loss of draft picks obviouslycould suspend/ban management or the other owners could vote out the owner of the team
Randy double!
surely the mantiplier will save us
>>154329529Draymond Green made an entire career with this strategy
which team has the most kino home run dugout celebration/tradition?
that was a filthy hit, absolutely disgusting
>big dumper has three straight games with a dingerthe league is quaking in fear
>>154329593are we saved
>>154329116this is based, you think george brett was checking up on his teammates when he was laid up for a week in 1977?
A NOLANIC BLOOP
Juan Soto makes $53M this season and the next 14 YEARSCan’t afford to text or call teammates also proving their team captain (way more importantly), Frankie Lindor doesn’t communicate with the best player in the franchise (as we already knew) Hilarious
>blow gayskek my affiliate team is winning
>>154329615yes
NOLAN MAKES UP FOR HIS BULLSHIT LAST NIGHT
She's a fat cunt!
oh well done
blow gays kek
>blow gays blow gaying it up
>>154329625umm sweetie.. he's not coming back to the padres..
>poo gays
I like how baseball managers come up with all sorts of plans for future games which actively cuck present games. Like oh we have a giga rapist pitcher who could just win the game but he might have to pitch in another game at some other point so let's just lose this one (and then also lose the other one anyway)
THE BLOW GAYS FUCKING SUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whatever mojo fisher had last year is gone
HALOS KEEP ADDING ON
>>154329629>Baltipoor seething because a AAA team took their waifu and made her a mascotKek
damn i didnt realize david robertson retired, the blue jays could use him
POO GAYS SUCK
>>154329655this happens a lot
shut up!!! you stupid idiots!!! you're wrong!!! just let us sweep reeeeee
Saars please do not insult blue Jays.
Can someone ask Juan Soto what he thinks about his decision to join the Mets? Let me know when it’s 2028 and he demands a trade
>>154329677These retards need to be locked into a room with a Steam Deck, Super Mega Baseball 4 and no internet connection for one month straight. I promise you this would improve the management.
the toronto sanjays
they thought they had it in the bag kek
The MANTIPLIER stops the bleeding, amazing, incredible, the next jimmy key
Fouled off me knob
3 straight games with a home run.
>>154329655>>154329677WAIT WHO?
>>154329713>3 straight gamesNot so fast
>>154329697do the needful vikramjit and leave the ball coaching to the pros
>>154329727the pros have their heads too far up their own asses and are also likely neponiggers
>>154329713>straight
>>154329655you should like bullpen management because it's part of the game
>>154329713>let's be gay and avant garde LMAO HOLY SHIT
>Ferrer warming up
>>154329749Yeah I do. That's why I hate watching Schneider doing it.
>>154329713it should come with a marshmallow TP roll
>>154329713>3 straight games with>3 straight>straightdumper
>>154329764wahahahaha
>>154329713okay msbros, how much does this shit cost?
>>154329713Fuck you pussy
>>154329780it's fake, dummy
>>154329752kek never let a jeet into your inner circle
its ai retards
>>154329780You couldn't afford it.
yeah sorry but yeaaaah the analytics say the guy with 200 ERA is.... yeah hes the best pick, sorry
>Aaron Judge: “I’m all about tradition, but we’ve got a (Starr Insurance) patch on our sleeves.”He can’t stop being based
>>154329798>>154329794This is real tho.
>>154329780bout tree fiddydon't listen to this anon >>154329794, he's lying
was garrett anderson even a good person or is this a DEI thing the angels are doing?
>>154329780>how much does this shit cost?>shitsnicker snicker
>>154329799this actually sounds fire
>>154329810isnt it kinda small, or maybe he's a big guy with big hands
>>15432953316-12 for the stanks
>>154329816he broke the color barrier on the angels
>>154329816mix of both, he was a solid player who died too young. But the MLB and Angels org will always bend over backwards to promote nigger shit. comparable dodger would be like Eric Karros and I think they would do like a short announcement then move on
Julio sucks what the fuck
>>154328907fark shes mint
>>154329780Knowing ballpark concession prices, probably $24.99.
mantiply fucks ya or something idk man
>>154329882not really bro anderson had 2.5k plus hits that's way better than karros, he was a couple decent seasons away from being a compiler HOFer ala eddie murray
>JulioI did that in little league once and the ball hit me in the face
>mourning Garret Anderson is DEImagatards love to invent shit to complain about
Ferrer sucks.
>>154329713I love ice cream :)nothin like an iced c at the ball p
Angels had trout and ohtani at the same time kek
>>154329882Shut up you faggot. Garret Anderson holds many club records and was an integral part of their world series team in in 2002. He stuck around as a broadcaster after retiring so he stayed very relevant to angel fans and was very beloved by the fanbase.
frozen lemonade > ice cream
>>154329960This myth was busted thoever?
I think Tucker is thankful he didn't sign with the Mets. They would be eating him alive right now. He's a replacement level player on the dodgers right now and no one cares.
>>154329961grok: angry edition
>>154329961>club recordsyour organization is literally a meme. my point still stands that the mlb will bend over backwards to promote nigger shit when possible, they hate the optics that the league is only 6% black
>>154329982unironically take your own life
gg anglels take care of kooch and romano cheese for us
>>154329996I'm kinda digging the incel update to grok
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154330007yankees lose
YANKEES LOSE TO THE BLUEJAYS IN MAY
>The @Yankees reveal their new ALT jerseys >How we feeling about these?
>>15432953320-1 (Ceddanne solo blast)
>>154329994He's in the team's hall of fame and was one of the team's biggest stars in the 2000s when they were really good. He was a good man and he was legitimately loved by the fans. Dude played for them for 14 years, i didn't even know MLB as a whole was celebrating him, but the team definitely is because he was very important to the team.
>>154330025dreadful
The Angels will only play shithole teams for the next 30 days so hopefully WE will get some wins
>>154330025that green and orange combo makes me want to throw up
>>154330025Embarrassing.
Angels WinAnother good Soriano start, as much as Kurt tried to blow it by putting Silseth in without having warmed up at all.GG Blue Jays.
>>154330025fucking hideous lol
>>154330046I woke up too late (7:40am) to see soriano pitch
I bet that the well run moneyball Kyle Tucker is glad he did his analytics homework and went with the statistically well run moneyball gritty doyers
>>154330025There’s no way this is real
>>154330047>greenthat's blue
>>154330061we're not >.500 so you wouldn't have watched it anyway
>>154330096youre not but the jays are imploding so they qualify
>Dodgers complaining about the antics of a mascotwhat year is it?
>>154330095>>154330047Dolphins ass jersey
If that faggot dan subs out Raley for Refsnyder I'm going to seethe
>>154330047>>154330095bit of a sea foam if you ask me
>Yankees players have reportedly pitched wearing navy “New York” batting practice jerseys on select road games, which would be the franchise’s first-ever alternate uniformlooks pretty good ngl
DAN'S PINCH HIT WORKED
>get rid of the beard rule in order to get Devin Williams>he ends up sucking and da yankees lose>get rid of the alternate uniform bans for "some player"I think we know where this is going
mariners will blow this somehow right?
REFSNEEDER SAC FLYTIE BALLGAME
>>154330131blacks
>>154330131Judge is the guy behind these uniform updates. Are you comparing Devin Williams to Aaron judge?
>'dians have 2 days offI sleep
If Yankees hadn't gotten rid of the no blacks rule then they wouldn't have Stanton and Jizz on the team
>>154329697SMB was the best baseball game around but it kinda killed my interest with the 3rd when they introduced the DH and the team I'd used since the first (Moonstars) were unlucky enough to be assigned to the league with it. But now there's no escaping that garbage at all, and making a custom league to get rid of it disables all dem trophiesManfred even destroying vidya unassociated with MLB. fucking guy
>>154330155is it true you guys eat pigeon?
>>154330105KWAB
>>154330178not anymore. we're the Guardians, now.
what are they guarding
>>154330190the pillars and institution of white supremecy
>>154330190Austin Hedges' virtue
a stark contrast
>>154330204Did that bird injure him?
>>154330105ohbitchi
CAL RALEIGH DOUBLE!
>>154330204cute
Julio did something! M's lead!
>>154330204he built like a mascot
>>154330025Made me look, faggot.
Looks safe to me
>>154330237kek got ‘em
>stealing third with two outswhat is the point
Why did the Red Sox hire some DEI Central American pitcher from the filthies?
>>154330259It's good for morale.
>>154330204We accept fish here in Maryawoo! <3 trout to join us later?
>brash threw 10 pitches so the computer says he can't go another inning
>>154330282If you are who I remember, you asked me to proompt this.
>>154330204Bird fish alliance is strong
>ump punches out on strike 2kekkies!
>>154330295Hot
Cubbies
mets play again today. they may win.
>>154330260red sux had no other options
>>154330270Josh please teach your brother how to hitalso if you can, pls get someone to teach him how to catchthanks
cal raleigh still good?
>>154330334>implying
couldn't be my max muncy
See I told you Mariners and Mets would win.
my max muncy impression>it's too cold>i cant see>where are my glasses>did you guys remember to bring my travel pasta?>im fat
>>154330320i know they're doing it on purpose for entertainment purposes, but what do they gain with all these losses?
>>154330371>hits like 4 home runsHE LOVES THIS WEATHER-joe davis
>>154330320redpill me on connor prielipp
>>154330366Let's not get carried away.
Go Yankees
ROB REFSNEEDER YOU ARE PRETTY OKAY OUT IN RIGHT
Everybody ready for another Mets loss? Lucky 13.
>>154330371kek, it's just like him!
Munoz blew it again. It's a sweep.
>mariners
>memeiners
that boy strong
a nickurtz just tied the game it appears
FUCK NICK KURTZ
oh nononononon m's bros.
>>154330410Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BILLAGOODS?
total nickkurtz death
>>154330295 I might have desu but yes I'm the same person <(^•^)>\('-')/ thanks lots fren I'm not good at this AI thing
>another drake baldwin solo dingerwould be great if fraud acuna ever got on base worst lead off guy in the league
Rainy shitholes got uppity
Just walk it off no problem and hey if not no problem the bullpen is ready for extra slurpings.
>>154330458It's not fair that nobody can make of your city because you don't have one
i'm looking forward to continue laughing at the mest
the guy's name is Nig Gers? damn
cow waweigh walkoff solo HR... yeah, I like that.
>>154330467>make fun ofi'm seething so hard i can't form a sentence
how the fuck are the red sux so fucking effective at taking good pitchers and making them shit
Rivas finally does something!
a STANTONIAN double
>>154330421Señor Choke strikes again
a ROSARONIAN 3-run hr
>filthy pitchersAND don’t ever bully /our/ mest
Yeah this is over with.
ROSARIOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>154330453Cheers, good luck but not really.>gloryholes
its actually about to happen
I thought your leadoff hitter was supposed to run fast
Cal would have walked off the game there without the double play.
that was supposed to be a HR cow
a crawfordian GIDP
Dustin May already exposed this boston pitching lab.
Julio!>it's all up to Naylorgg A's congratulations on the sweep
ACKMED BOMB
why aren't the A's infielders catching the ball
JOSH NAYLOR WALKS IT OFF HOLY FUCK
M's would have won if crawford sac buntedstatfags BTFO
>>154330518Not so
mariners tried their best to lose that game
>>154330518uh oh...
impressive dookie defending by the A's there
got a good feeling about tonightL!G!M!
>meanwhile Bo Naylor lets his team lose 2-0it's not fair
that game ended just in time to tune into must see tv
Do you think Soto has talked to anyone yet?
>the heart of the order did their jobs for the first time>bailed out logan's pants shitting startCan this be sustained?
>>154330540we get it, you like little asian boys
I like it when the Ms win the games I'm able to watch. Now if they could start winning the games I can't watch, that'd be cool.
let's go, [NL team playing against AL team]!
>>154330565now THIS i can get behind, especially if theyre in the AL east
>>154330565I say this.
>>154330565holy based
>>154330563watching replays the next day is great. you don't have to wait for commercials, and if you're in a hurry you can fast forward between each pitch.every few days you get to catch a day game after last night's replay, and it's like a nice doubleheader
Fried with a shut-down inning.
im bored watching the sux be shit, bring on the mets being shit
>>154330593astros fucked you lol
>>154330605you have barry bonds, it's not fair
>>154330593I have 0 interest in watching an already completed ballgame, though I will watch a compilation of the highlights.
why the fuck would you take your dog to a baseball game
IS IT HECKIN DOGGERINO DAY AT CITI FIELD?!
>>154330617the literal only downside is not being able to live shitpost about the games.remember the movie Air Force One? even the president watches game replays
>>154330593Yeah, I should probably start watching the replays when I get the chance. I watch the summaries. They're pretty short format but I can watch those at work to get an idea of the game shook out.
>>154330366>>154330366>>154330366
>>154330630>implying the bugs won't eat them
We need P. Ness
>september call up
Yanks got approved for the navy blue alternate road uniforms
>>154330625people like taking their dogs places and also like watching baseball, and dogs like going places. I dunno, seems kinda fun. if I had a dog I would take them to a game.
Mets are winning tonight
>>154330649>We need P. Nessunfortunately he left along with Tess Tickle
>>154330662Tess Tickle was the glue
the barves are losing
>>154330636Get off my plane!
yANkeeS Got APproveD for A roaD altErnAtEthIS IS litErALlY our WOrld SEriES AHAHAHAHHAA
>>154330661source?
>>154330670U type like a fag.
>>154330667Why does no one watch my team?
>>154330667>harris upper deck bombI'm watching
>>154330672they're playing the Twins
>>154330669doesnt nintendo give the mariners a private plane?
bobashet!
>gayves
GoAtlantaYay!
this lad is some schmoe the twins called up from the farm
>>154330682Twins are a good team thoughbeit
Allez Les MetsAllez Les MetsAllez Les Mets
>>154330683no, they get a $5 discount on nintendo e-shop purchases
>>154330670Yankees are truly living in 2039, these other teams ought to take notes…
the barves are no longer losing>the trashionals have their own littleneat
a sotoan flyout
LFGM
>>154330678Ur team likes fags WE aRe not THe SAme
>sac flywow acuna did something for once
>>154330697hey potato, what team do you follow?
>>154330712Fag planet calling the moon gay hmm curious
>>154330695in Little Big League (1996)
>>154330711just a couple of gals on the town!
Metsbros, is TODAY our day?!
>>154330694actually their number 1 pitching prospect, bro
stankeedoo ’em
lol mestfags thought that was gone>one joto
>>154330725>metsfags actually believe this
recker on da twins broadcast
I'm not ready for the streak to end, MDSbros...
a Tigers loss is a Guardians winthe Guardians are winning!
a DURBINIAN strikeout
holy fuck why cant the mets just bunt for once, you have one out
My 'gers are losing 'gain
>>154330711Proud to be a New York Metropolitan fanatic!!
why the hell is 5'7 150 lb lindor hitting CLEANUP
same goes for the sux holy shit
>>154330711This is the type of people Mamdani has promoted to support the Mets? Some odd looking fans
>it was man on 2nd and 3rd no outsredsuxydoo 'em!
>>154330766cleanup hitters hit second now, get with the times uncle
holy shit citi field is EMPTY
>bombston>red sux >RISP>LOB
How will the Mets blow it this time?
scoring a run off an infield single is like winning the world series to mets fans
HOLY SMOKES WE SCORED
Blow gays legend IKF
>>154330787In the man's room
METTIES SNAPPING DA STREAK 2NITE! STAY THE FVARK TVNED IN, METS FAITHFVL!
this Faglipp hurler sucks ass
the red sux saw the error that cost us a ring and thought "shit, we need that"
>>154330788MDS got you by the pussy
>>154330711Kafkaesque
>it was man on 2B/3B, no outs>strikeout>strikeout>strikeout
>>154330778thats because mamdani passed a law requiring every ticket purchaser to also purchase a ticket for a black and trans folk
>>154330787bullpen after Holmes only goes 5 innings
>>154330797he only has 100 minor league innings in 4 years and managed to make it to the big leagues
Mariano Rivera had a career WHIP of exactly 1.000
>>154330828What a fucking shitter lmao
>>154330771shut up bigot. trans are valid and beautiful
>tloses
whip this bussy
