SERIE A ROUND 34>Friday 24th April 202620:45 Napoli - Cremonese>Saturday 25th April 202615:00 Parma - Pisa18:00 Bologna - AS Roma20:45 Hellas Verona FC - Lecce>Sunday 26th April 202612:30 Fiorentina - US Sassuolo15:00 FC Genoa - Como18:00 Torino - Inter20:45 AC Bbilan - Juventus>Monday 27th April 202618:30 Cagliari - Atalanta20:45 S.S. Lazio - UdineseReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, install marmot mod on your favorite game and stay iracypilledPrevious >>154313209
cunnu
Late season serie a feels like an mmorpg that’s already been solved and the economy is cooked You just do the dungeons or pvp just for the sake of it but games dead
Buongiornu, Adopu
negru
>Juventus: talks are underway with Milan regarding a possible swap deal involving Gatti and Pulisic. As for Koopmeiners the club is looking to find him a new home within the domestic transfer market: a potential move for the Dutchman to Roma should not be ruled out.
>>154338842I am being fully serious when I ask this, is this a shitpost
>>154338852it isn't, Massimo Di Culo has reported the rumour on his paywalled substack
Which calcio allenator is most likely to actually have a substack?What about which /seriea/ poster?
Should we invite him to /seriea/ and fund our own schizo podcast
allenaTor Browser
La viola
Goretzka to bbilan?
>Riomma is going to waste twice what they paid for Kone onn Mestmeiners because they just are ok
nihao
This is now a general for Lazio Chads.
5 minutes (to his extension)
>Sarri wins a trophy and gets EL with a midtable team with a 9999 year transfer banTruely the goat
>>154339130They got the poor guy stuck in the turnstile, he can't catch a break
kurpmerders
realizing reindeers will probably end up at jjust and I’m not sure that’s a particularly good thing
>>154339143Please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud I'll even accept a shitty mercato if it means it's gud
>>154339471It's looking really good so far tbf, my biggest worries were cutscenes lmao but they seem to have not fucked them up
>>154339479Lip-syncing seems a bit odd on some characters, like they're still using the old animations on the new models with how the mouths move with more exageration. The whole artstyle seems to have shifted slightly to the less muted colours of Uncharted 4 just to name an example.Not a huge fan of how the combat is looking now with the overly sparkly parries and all that though.But fuck, the music alone brings me back
>>154339507>Not a huge fan of how the combat is looking now with the overly sparkly parries and all that though.They figured out that most people don't like the RPGslop combat, s-s-s-surely eventually they'll understand that we don't need their entire body to turn coloured as visual cue when they're about to do a special attack...
>>154339519Mechanically it's fine, I never minded the simple animation-based combat that looks cool. Just the effects around it look a bit over the top right now.
>>154339581fuck is that dynasty warriors lol?
Merdynasty Sborriors
>>154339617You let an asian studio near your game once... these things happen smdh
>Jonathan D4vd reportedly had tons of CSAM on his phone, according to prosecutors, who also revealed they have 40 terabytes of evidence in the case against himDamn
I have a hot take about Jj's midfield for next season that's so demonic that I don't know if I wanna share it
>Danilo It's over, cursed transfer
/biz/idea genome calcio players
>>154339693Played with him at Citeh tbf, they probably spoke a lot together too since they were native in the same language, makes sense
>>154339711*Cambiaso flies a cross towards Sigonella*COS'È STATO?SEMBRAVA QUALCUNO
/v/ idea: /seriea/ shitposting simulator
why would anyone pick jewe over farca if given the opportunity?
>>154339764Wider options on Grindr
>>154339764The biggest ancient Egypt museum outside of Egypt is in Turin
>>154339764To play with the best playmaker in the world aka Weston McKennie of course, they all chant his name in the streets of Lisbon
>>154339783Why would you doxx Milik's residence like that?
>>154339783That museum is the biggest scam ever made, I saw no Duel Monsters cards or mentions about Pharaoh Atem
>>154339764Better escorting opportunities
Cl-ACKudio Ranieri
>>154339801surely while playing for City he built a far reaching network for that
A chiral network you say?
>>154339838Idk, you'd have to ask the /seriea/ prostitution expert for the manchester sex worker situation
>>154339794I chuckled, good one anon
>>154339789>>154339794Kek
>Ranieri who would have easily qualified for CUM will now instead become yet another dinosaur in charge of pretending to reform the current state of affairsit's hard to believe >we didn't deserved all of it tbqh
Things we do deserve:
>>154339938Insane arms, I'm jealous
>>154339903>>154339923I shit you not as a kid I was totally obsessed with the egyptians thanks to the ygo's first series and when my parents took me to visit the museum as a birthday gift, I was disappointed to discover that none of the monsters and characters have ever existed. I was pretty dumb
>>154339996define kid
>>154340014Baby shitalian fenomeno tier
>>154340023so 29
Name 3 Allegrian pc games
>>1543401341: PVKK: Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant2: Over the Hill3: The Legend of Khiimori
>>154340134Insomnia 1Insomnia 2Insomnia 3
>>154339692post it>>154339764>if given the opportunityMendes decides, not him
it>>154339764>if given the opportunityMendes decides, not him
>>154339996you bitch
>>154340357>post itD*****s L**z as a sub for Locatelli
Wtf, jumpscare
Business idea: Doué Luiz
Business idea: no more Douglas Luiz business ideas
>>154340384gonna pretend this is a anglo-austrian talent I don’t know about named Dennis Linz
