Steak editionPrevious: >>154326033
horz stek is bezt stek
this is a dishespech on /heem/'s name
someone post pvz's butthole
I'd pay $100 to see nina drama make a monster can disappear
Sorry for the slow threads lately. I've been working.
>>154343627no problem champ, keep up the good work
>>154343601I have skills!
>>154343664>small fake tits
That's nice but you can shut the fuck up now
Hittin' the ol' gloryhole
>>154343823Dana you have a family
>>154343664
Just how much more can I take of this? We cannot fucking follow them. They are RATS.
>>154344389Hows your day been b
HEEEEEEMMMM
>>154344446honestly? one of my best days in years, for real
>>154344477He proably still embellished the pain fuken faker
>>154344588Hoenstly? Im glad to hear it b god belss and great dubs.
You should say 'Thank you'
>>154344657I'd like to take this opportunity, to say thank you... to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE
Gettin my dick sucked by a ginger man from chattanooga right nowHe's so sweet to me
Welcome to the Ulberg Era
Wouldnt it be super col if Nutsin Gathje beats Illia?
>>154345280That would be super cool b but laws of physics must be broken for that to happen I'm a fraido
>>154343353Waht kind of steak was it man? Did you eat anythig with it
you now remember Johny Hendricks steak memes
>>154345577We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
>>154345636Fuck man. I love Amrecia. I love USA. I hope Gathje WEEMS
>>154345663Hell yeah
Reported to the CSIS
>tfw you realise gaethje won't even get a proper retirement cause they don't interview heemed fighters
>>154345921You think Gaethje is gonna lose a stand up striking affair against a natural featherweight?
>>154345965Probably, you must not have seen him fight lately.
>>154346016I saw him beat the dogshit out of Pimbitch
>>154345965Wouldn't be the first, second or even third time.
>>154346075it would actually but nice try
Ilia wanting to win the fight with a decision out of respect to the American people forgot about the special rolling thunder in the last seconds of the 4th round breaking the MMA world
>Chuck's backHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
dookie donnie finna fill his diaper when he sees gaethje out cold on the canvas
The problem is the UFC and PFL couldn't make the big matchups Francis needed like Philipe Lins
I'm excited for Volkov/Waldo.
talmbout the iceman b
>>154346521Sick fight
Goddamn that was a good blowjob
>>154346918What's his name?
>>154347046Yes it was a dude
>>154347046prolly lilith or luna kek what a fag
Norma Dumont has a big ol fat ass
UFC champion
>>154345610Top sirloinAbout 20 busch lights
My mom didnt love me
>>154347384Why the hell would you drink Busch Light? Get you a Coors Banquet bubba
J Edgar Hoover was gay?!Watching the Leonardo Dicaprio movie right now
Have you ever heard of that Amouranth woman? She might be the most repulsive morally bankrupt disgusting human on earth. She literally lets he dogs run around pissing and shitting all over the floor and leaves a huge mess everywhere then pays some poor woman to clean up every day.
m8 i know you're lonely but this is an mma thread
>>154347835Prove it
>>154347835Turn your monitor on
>>154347384Fuck man 20 beers is an bit much but bless up
>>154347835Fuck yuo
>>154347835I’ll tell you what, bud: it is best of all for mortals not to be born and not to look upon the rays of the piercing sun, but once born it is best to pass the gates of Hades as quickly as possible and to lie under a large heap of earth.
>>154346397one more fucking run lets fucking go!
>the winner of this fight... AND NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWEpost yfw
thinking about alexa grasso
>>154346052That was literally the worst fight Gaethje has ever fought. It looked like he regrew his cataracts and aged 50 years the night beforeMy drunk uncle has put on better performances after a few bottles of modelo
MVP promotions makes the UFC look like a fly by night outfit
>>154348280Took the wrods right out of my mouth b
Arman has downie eyes dude is definitely inbred
Ilia shaves his ass
Women arent worth itNobody will treat you better than a man in a dress
>>154343577>>154347133>>154348543please dont talk like this im 18 hours goon free and you know the first 24 are always the hardest
Arman has to get passed gamrot if he even wants to look at Ilias undisputed belt
>>154348736Elbaborate
I-ilia i-is jealous Arman hanging out with a 40 year old woman and wrestling 50 year old men
>>154348693Elbaborate
>>154347574Elbaborate
>>154346468Elbaborate
tracy cortez is ugly and im sick of people pretending shes hot
>>154343382Elbaborate
>>154348693how does he do it?
The rematch, jizzy.
Crazy how once you're 30 years of age you are spoiled meat as a man
>>154349250lol just say your ugly and fat bro
>>154349250your mom spoils my meat
>>154348991Talmbout Mexican Martial Arts YouTube video?
>>154348693so? hes still good at fighting though
>>154349399Not really
Imagine how livid Ariel is now the the UFC has sold for billions and Dana had security escort him from his office when they were only worth thousands dude definitely fumbled the bag
>not really
from a technical standpoint clitias brother is the superior fighter. i would like a diet coke for my intellectual input please
>>154349599low key alex bowed out of fighting to train ilia, but the secret benefit that nobody expected was that he wasn't taking any fight damage all those years. I think he can surpass ilia
>>154349674They are literally like Goku and Vegeta
>>154349554If this was in my city I would personally find this guy and curb stomp him
>>154349693they are like that
>>154348693What are the implications of this? Both in terms of fighting and of everyday life.
>>154349554I want to shake his hand!
Ilia shaves my ass
What went wrong? The UFC White House DISASTER! | BREAKDOWN
Arman looks like a ewok
arman literally rolled on the mats with a guy then proceeded to eat with his hands without washing them nigga is disgusting UFC has 0 stars
"Khamzat Chimaev is scared Sean Strickland will bring a gun to the presser so the UFC is preparing for separate press conferences"
SHOCKER at The White House! Is Pereira the GOAT? | BREAKDOWN
>>154350014i do that an d look like arman
>>154349250This is absolutely 100% untrue and total cope.
Can't believe khabib and Islam radicalized a American poster boy like Luke to support jihadis
so the jaw is your strongest muscle in the world, producing a bite force of 500-700 newtons. how can we leverage this strength and translate this power into a cranial heem in unarmed combat?
>>154349554QRD
I'm gay
>>154350291least homosexual /heem/ poster
SAD Ending! Justin Gaethje Career Retrospective | UFC BREAKDOWN
>DDP took down Strickland 7 times
>>154350342>Khamzat attempted 0 submissions
I need a 500 word essay on how Jiri was never good on my desk by 7am CMT
dana white you fetching minx
MAJOR UPSET in Newark! Khamzat Retires? | UFC BREAKDOWN
I'm going to start live streaming like my role model Quinton "rampage" Jackson
fenton! god damn it fenton!
>>154350291QRD
>Din Thomas on Khamzat sharting and retiring after Stricklan loss; "That nigga smelly!"
Ykr Keith Jardine
Nigger
>>154350668Don't say that shit!
>>154346782Sick as in afflicted by an illness.
how did anyone beat this doo?
Folks. What we saw at UFC Newark was unbelievable. Let's look at the stats. The main event, Khamzat Chimaev defeats Sean Strickland via submission on round 4. 19 minutes of control time. 6 for 7 out of Takedowns. 3 significant strikes landed across 4 rounds from Strickland. WHAT WAS THE PLAN HERE. I'm sorry if that's comes across as disrespectful, Strickland has done a lot of good things in this sport although I do not necessarily support his political views, and Eric Nicksick is a great, great coach. But it does not seem like they had any idea who they were fighting tonight. It just. Does not.
>>154350728Before I lifted I used to think brock was huge but he is nearly as impressive as someone like sam sulek
>>154350739Presaging post.
>>154350739>khamzat going for a sub in the 4thbe serious b
>knocks you out>gives you the finger>dabs on your corpse>writes a poem about you
josh the fat raped fraud bitch hokit
>And filling in as a late replacement....
farted myself awake
>>154350779only if you're some kind of linear moving pedestrian, it happened yesterday for those of us who have ascended the mountaintop
>>154349250it's the literal opposite
Why do black people hate Aljamain Sterling so much
>>154350739>Round 4. 19Not even a real thing fuckwit.
>>154351240He looks like a fucking weirdo, which is really all the reason his people need to not claim him. Also his nickname is the corniest shit I've ever heard.
Funkmaster revved em?
>>154351244is this a joke?
>>154351240i hate him too it is not a color thing
>>154351240You'll never see one of these black bitches insult SterGOD when me and the Aljogodchadmengbrehs are around.
>>154351289kek>black people hate me :(>nigga who doesn't hate you?
>>154351283There are no decimals in the rounds.
>>154351315this isn't funny
>>154351298
>>154351240Always respect him for the way he won the title. UFC should have changed the rules right then and there. Hopefully someone does it again soon.
>>154351321its kinda funnyalsoif you mix chimaev and Whitaker's last names together you get Chimaker lol makes me giggle
>>154351346you would wouldn't you
>Green vs Stephenswill be nice to see Jeremy ko
>>154351321It was funny and actually you getting triggered is making it even funnier I'm afraid
or wait.... Chitaker, damn! it was there all along.
yeah, go ahead and shut the fuck up
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/112990-niko-aikonenThere's a real life Finn on todays ONE, like an actual one not a muzzie
>>154351457holy fuck! its 3 faggots with flowers on their necks
>>154351466Turn your monitor on
>>154344477is that musa?
>>154351499it is! there's a picture 3 faggots with flowers on their neck on it
>>154351522We don't sign our posts here
>>154351535We do!t. SuperHugeCockman!!! Hell yeah!
>>154351545peon is so goofy i just knew it would be funny af when he eventually got heemed
>>154351545Sup sneed, still gay as hell?
>kek this nerd thinks I'm sneedkek dummy Im SuperHugeCockman!!! Hell yeah!
>>154351561Your dead daddy raped you and your mommy hates you!
dookie dan
>>154351575not sneed but I'm sure he feels poorly about that continue posting like this I like it
>>154351582It’s funny how he got exposed for being a cruising fag and just got away with it because he’s such a bum now
I would simply lull my opponent into a false sense of security by taking positions and doing nothing initially. And then they will become comfortable giving up that position which is when I will pounce
>>154350778Brok is way more impressive than Sam Sulek. Maybe if you’re a fag Sulek is more impressive.
>>154351648Congratulations you reinvented feints
the distance between myktyrbek orolbais eyes is impressive
>>154351679Yeah man, did you know that the average distance between the asshole and the taint is getting smaller because of microplastics?
>>154351685merited a chuckle
I am literally convinced a shaolin monk could heem Jon Jones with some kick that he's never even seen before.
>>154351346
>>154351943they weigh like a dollar fifteen
>>154351972Hey! It's my neighbour aljamin starling!
OOHHHH
nut in alexa grasso
>>154352137>>154352211Don’t be obscene
>>154352053damn, pyodr really broke this doo
>pantoja still MIA>shaubcat's career is over>jiri heemed by his own retardation>JDM is 50/50 on getting brutally heemed by prates>heavyweight is heavyweight>we have to endure another khamzat fight>we have to endure another strickland fight>135 is dead in the water until petr yan comes back in 6 months and o'malley gets another mickey mouse title shot>gaethje is getting hydrogen bombed by apturogetting hard to care about this sport lads
>>154352556How about this. Shut the fuck up and watch the fights.
Yeah Gaethje by ko
>UFC 15 – Limits on permissible striking areas were introduced. Headbutts, elbow strikes to the back of neck and head, and small joint manipulation became illegal.Headbutts should be allowed in title fights, or at least on the ground. This is gay
>>154352792*Heems myself with a shoot flying headbutt and prematurely end my career by self inflicting a brain bleed*
>>154352827SOVL
heem meetup
>>154352848Dana should hire these dudes and have them stream events on UFC youtube channel
>>154352870Outdated
>>154352870Properly dated. None of the current champs matter b, talmbout paper tiger champions
Top ufc fighter April 24th, 2026 or 26-4-2026 for you euros, is Jon Jones.
>>154352979unc bones is retired grandpa
>>154352674mma at its lowest point ever b. we lived to see it turn into boxing
ONE is on btw
Not one 205er beats Jones. Not one HW beats Jones. Sorry player the champ is here to stay
>>154352870i always forget how retarded these weight classes are named>welter weight lighter than middle weight>bantam(small chicken) weight lighter than feather weight
fedor would rape jon fingerjabs jones
>>154353018Fedor couldn’t handle Baders Sun Devil base, Jones would’ve fucked that combat sambo faggot up
Jon Jones is sexually attracted to men.
Biggest mma frauds? It’s a Japan thing>Fedor >Jiri
>two fighters locked in cage to fight, fight duh that’s fighting you fucking dummy
exactly 1.2 mighty mouses would be able to beat jon jones easily
>>154352996That’s a muay thai promotion isn’t it?
>>154353036why would you wear a chastity cage to a fight?
>>154353051to avoid groin shots and lock whores up
Superior
>135>155>175>195>225>open
What a clusterfuck
Weight classes are a psychological thing. There is no world where a 10kg difference makes that much difference in a fight. It's all cope.>>154353079>20lb gap between lower weight classesManlets would cry about it
>>154353085Lmao junior junior retard weight is .5 more than the senior senior wbo wba wbc belt. If you don’t know these things, frankly you’re a fucking casual and should neck. How hard is it to get the wbo wbc wba RING Zuffa belts all have their own special meaning and weights. Talmbout the prestige of sports b
Solid
>>154353098They shouldn’t be cutting weight. Too bad you’re born short learn to use it or keep collecting tolls in jersey
>>154353108>115 pound males just as bad as wmma. Those 115 pound guys could make 135 and not be that super Thai skinny
>>154351240He had success in a white profession.
>>154353103Delusional cope. It's all an excuse to avoid putting the best vs the best>>154353112>They shouldn’t be cutting weightCorrect
Ban weight classes and decisions.
>>154352870if your flag is not here please dont talk about mma
>>154352085>bizarre theoryHe said thick teens become fat women so you should find a thin girl and marry her. It's literally mammy tier advice nothing bizarre about it.
>>154352085what a disgusting fat slob
>>154352996any good?
>>154353124you don’t get it do you, we need a junior junior champ so they can combine the belts for the senior junior championship to then build up the senior senior belt. Of course none of this is possible without a perfect record or exceptionally long streak. This is the prestige of boxing and mma as we know it. Arman gets booked for everything but a fight but “wins” so his status grows until Justin Gaethje knocks him out.
>>154353151>Muslim Magomedovrandomly generated character
>>154343353This is what Canadians unironically consider "steak"No wonder they're so bad at mma.
Keep an eye out for these guys:Truthaslim Magadomedov Timeisnow Muslidahkoev Nine’Eleven Durgalidov
Smoking pot in the UFC PI
>get 22 fighters >line them up on wall based on height>make matchups >repeat Don’t want to fight a six foot wide guy? Too bad
>>154353175talmbout The Moroccan Devils Lettuce b
And my favorite>>154353180>line them up on wall based on heightSimilar enough
>>154352870complete domination by Canadians fuckin quit and kill yourselves every other shit nation
Trvke: weight classes are fine as they are, weight cutting is not an issue and weight bullying does not exist.
>>154353207>weight bullying doesn’t exist >decades worth of weight bullying across all athletics documented
weight bullying is an huuuuuge problem in triple jump b
just ask for extra cheese lmao
Kevin gates could rock up and own the heavyweight division
There are no weight classes in Football, Volleyball, Basketball, Rugby, AmeriRugby, Tennis, Snooker, F1, etc.So why do fighters need it?
>stoops to triple jump >double eye poke it’s all the same with you people fucking disgusting
Snooker vs Darts depends on the cage size. Small cage? I think darts fuck em up, I really do.
Curtis Blaydes outweighed Josh Hokit by 28lbs.
>>154353263isn't he 5'3
Howie Jones, Chandler Jones, Arthur Jones and of course Jon. Talented family
>>154353309Hokkit weight bullied him and was faster. Proves cutting is retarded along with maxing your weight for no reason. Blaydes 28 pounds lighter could’ve bullied with his gas tank
The Rock at his peak would destroy prime """Mighty""" Mouse the """"""goat""""""
Khabib was scared to face natural weight
The Magician John Dodson sparks Stone Cold on Monday Night RAW
mighty mouse is not the goat
The G stands for gayest
>>154353333Khabib got bodied by Tibau
>>154351454have i missed this yet
ABQ New Mexico's finest.
The Albuquerque Kid
ChillguyABQ
Big moves for GFL
Im fuken poing
>>154352870People forget Kazushi Sakuraba was a heavyweight champion
Fuken pioong so much wtf
>>154353374nah the pleb card just started
>>154349118I told you that fat fuck was overhyped cuz of one jab.
I don't like how French Canadians (like GSP) consider themselves as a separate nation from Canada. I don't like that they think they're better than normal Canadians and view them as filth lesser-thans. It's disgusting and disrespectful to all the Canadians out there who deserve better. One day normal Canadians are going to have a champion of their own that represents them, not just Quebec . A true Canadian who loves them back. And when that day comes, it will be a glorious victory for the entire country.
Yewl dew what yer toald, I'll pin ye
>>154353510fuken wish id do some poing on yuor head for this one b
>>154343353Who ya got?
>>154353537Sean.
>>154353537my whole inheritance on chiamve
>>154353537this isn't a close fight sean is getting done like dricus
>>154353481excellent >>154353558veikkaus needs at least 10e to upload thougheverbeit
>>154353591>using veikkausngmi
>>154353537Strickland will make Khanzamts loife hell in there
>>154353595some of us pay our taxes pal
>>154353611sounds like a you problem there mate
>>154353537Strickchad round 3 TKO. He beat the GOAT of the division after all.
>>154353537I thought Sean's knees got blown out and he can't wrestle?
People saw Khamzat hold down Dricus and thought it meant Khamzat is the greatest grappler of all time. When Sean stands back up (x24) and TKOs Khamzat in the fourth round I'll be leaning back in my chair content.
Name one impressive Khamzat win.
>>154353631Xer knees aren’t the only thing that got blown out I fear
>>154353686Dupiglet
>>154353537
Name one any impressive win.
>>154353694Delete your account
>>154353700Jon Jones over Reyes
>>154353638Khamzat wants you to try and get up so he can jump on your back and choke youPeople act like DDP had no blame for that shit fight when his entire gameplan was to lie there like a dead fish waiting for Khamzat to gas
>>154353711THE retard reyes with 5 loss streak?
>>154353679
>>154353716>Khamzat wants you to try and get up so he can jump on your back and choke youoh wow tell me more mahmoud
>>154353700BJ beating Matt the first time
>>154353724Indeed. He would impregnate every Finland female and male btw
>>154353620
>>154353748child in africa just died from no water
>>154353754lol
>>154353754it was ngannou
>>154353733>wow tell me moreSean Strickland was raped.
>>154353765History tells us this improves his chances of victory
>>154353776who's the skirt
baht sanko on my meng
HEEEEEEEEEM
>>154353796
>accidentally bought some kind of vegan cheddar
it tastes dreadful
comfy one friday fights boys>>154353833gross, should have gotten industrial grade sharp cheddar
>accidentally
How many bongs until Chimaev v Sean?
>>154353866204
how does the herbman do it
>>154353537>Me to people who say "WHO YA LE GOT?"
>>154353886>Amy SharkI can see the rhinoplasty from here
>>154353911decapitated that dingus
>>154353866336 bongs
the /box/ bonsai hitting the two week mark soon
>>154353886>Gets Dana and Poofc to promote ONE during prime time spots via Beast movie. How does he do it?
SHEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEEM
sanko and baht sanko having drinks and discussing combat sports before hot lesbian action
vociferous and violent vulva play dare i say
damn this doo got his wmma winning bonuses to pay off his credit card i really need to up my game
NYT VITTU MENNÄÄN
booo disgusting wonk booo
a finn is about to fight
TAPA SE NIKO
can feel the autism radiating off this pekka
>>154354052it's called focus and fighting spirit you wouldn't get it
A whole nation on his shoulders
excellent counter very snappy
crotchsniffing bum getting taught a lesson
very high iq performance from aikonen
>>154354066looking like prime conor out there
FEEM DROPPY
are niko showing poofters how to train properly
oh dear
finnbros...
typical mountain monkey all chin no skill crotchsniffing bitch
niko is making us proud even if the corrupt judges try and cheat him
>>154354189zero chance he's losing a decision b
he's actually decent, never thought i'd see the day
>>154354198it ain't over until the lesbian thai screamsNIIIIIIKOOOOOO AIKOOOONEEEEEEE
I see the future of Finnish MMA, and it is very bright, let me tell you that
high iq good gas tank constant pace keeps it on the feet doesn't lose composurewe are so fucking back
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/1106406-voimaa-on-niko-hunter-aikonen-vs-john-simon>double bookedholy based
Finland will save MMA
>>154354234>95% predictioncan this get any more based i have to find mutual acquaintances
>>154354066Du Plessis-Esque
>>154354234oh shit tyson nam is on this card
naturally when we have a proper fighter in the current confused era it isn't some brown turku sloth or random arabs out of helshitty but an iceman from the clozicular endsthe script writes itself folks
>>154354284It's not scripted, it's pre-destined
i look forward to seeing niko on contender series
>>154351522kek owned that idiot
aight just spoke with daner. if you get FOTN, and it ends in a finish, its just a 100k bonus. you dont get a 25k finish bonus on top of it you goofs.
>>154354294hopefully chatri doesn't have him on any retarded contracts and he gets to keep this up
>>154354372friday fights is one fight deals until they get signed
>Funkmaster fight week>14 hour thread Dead general Dead sport
>>154354372Chatri contracts are very retarded I'm afraid, you're basically a free agent at the pride of finlands current level or stardom
See guys the thing about ONE is…I am not watching ONENEVER watching ONE
>>154354456You missed out on a Finnish masterclass. It was like watching prime rdr destroy Chad mendes
>>154353170>inventing things to get mad aboutI know you burgers are having it tough with your status as most raped nation on the planet in the last few months, but try and keep it together fren
>>154354456>depriving oneself of garry tonon meme scrapscouldn't be me
homosexual card this weekendbisexual card next weekend
is USA really more cucked than canada? isn't canada already india 2?
Average ONE card>mens 115lb Muay Thai>womens 105lb grappling >mens 125lb kickboxing >womens 95lb kickboxing>mens 108lb catchweight hot oil massage >womens 115lb decisionating >mens light heavyweight (145lb) mma
>>154354549Sounds like some shit I won't be watching
>Arrive at home>Friday baht fights are onChatri bless
durden fight week. lets fucking go you little slutties!
B-brazza whadda fack is dat a real gun sambady help dis guy hev real gun!!?
>I kill everybody br-ACK!!
>most raped canada can’t claim anything
>sweden claims kuzmet >south africa claims ddp >jiri claims japan >josh van claims burr knees python
One shot to block, can you do it? You think you got what it takes to block that shot? Huh? Do you?
Trevor Whitman
Having fun
broadcasters talk about these muay thai guys like they have unique styles lol. every muay thaifag fights exactly the same
>>154354695>TheyWho is "they"?
Cain Velasquez with a gun
>>154354736Paramount+ b
>representing the united kingdom and pakistan lol
wonkaliev
>bro this guy is so bad ass!>one of the scariest fighters out there! >well yeah he’s a flyweight why does that matter lmao
>>154354695>3 gold medals in a 100 yearsLike that Khabib meme Jon Jones posted
>>154354792i believe jon jones only had 3 defenses and only 1 legitimate one
>>154354808i believe youre a fucking bitch
shit i meant khabitch fucking shit fuck canindia FUCK YOU
and what's all this business about sean's knees? sean strickland i mean
Coming back to watching this shitshow for the first time since Aldo got btfo by Connor. So, December 2015.Which fights and fighters should I watch? I know the most recent stuff since I got back to watching it since Poatan lost to Adesanya and I learned his whole story
>>154354868Keep an eye out for a kid named Ilia Topuria
>>154354868shut the fuck up.
>>154354886I'm typing brother>>154354883Yeah, I've been watching his stuff, but besides Jon Jones, DC, Volk and the Dagestanis I haven't watched many other guys
>>154354868ive identified some inconsistencies in your story
Josh Van could be two sport champ Josh Van could go to BKFC and body some busters
>>154354936>ive identified some inconsistencies in your storySuch ass?
>>154354941'caco need a 'nana?
>>154354941>havent watched since conor/aldo, but have been watching since pereira/jizzy
>>154354949Dude you are Finnish.....>>154354950Well yeah, I haven't watched since then until Pereira/Chinaman
>>154354957yes and as such have money to spend on my furry little "friends" now are you fiending for potassium because your posts are not making sense bappa if you're good you'll get two
Me and the Stergodchadmengbrehs put together a rap for Aljo:UhYehUhYuhWutWutUhStergodUhYehWutWutStergod UhThe time is nigh !
>>154354456>Hey guise Im a ingorant buttfuked slobCool man so much respct from here to you
be that as it may daniel cormier is comically fat these days like even fatter than chama versus doggywanker he may even be fatter than plinio cruz
dc versus plinny fried chicken on a pole match would be absolute giga dimes come to think of it
>>154354957oh anyway, the guy to look out for besides the obvious ones is a big little guy named ethan ewing
Remember don't try any of this at home, go to a friend's house!
>>154355063Gianni true form (All parlays hit)
I'm riding through the city like Brendan Schaub and I'm addicted to gas station kratom pills.
>>154355063Sup Sneed, still gay as fuck?
>>154355131Your dead daddy raped you and your mommy hates you.
>>154355136Monitor on Madame.
You got RAPED nigga, lmao!
>>154355159>Ms. Drew said to her mother's dog.
Raped bitch lol
when are you two going to have sex
>>154355205Ask your mom
>>154355209
>>154355274got to cover for inflation b you don't want ari to starve do you
>>154355274
It's crazy to think heem was the only place where Ulberg fans outnumbered Jiri fans heading into fight night.
ulberg was at wrestlemania with the belt and handed some shit to roman but the commentary said roman took it from a fan in the crowd
ulberg "won" a vacant belt against a retard and now hes sitting on the couch for a year. hes not really the champ if you think about it
Ulberg "won" but everyone still only talks about Jiri
>>154355309not like this..
>>154355309Kek Roman wood beat the dog shit out of Ulbreg too. Like one superman punch and its over
>>154355355Bruh
>>154355309Welcome to the Ulberg Era
>>154355335doo lost the plot
only cum skin losers are worked about uldaddy getting the strap
Hoenstly? I really dont see anyone in lightweight beat Chris Jherico in an fight. Youre telling me Gathje can ecsape the Walls of Jherico?
>>154355383Big if true.
>>154355392You aren't white?
>>154355404jerico is like 200 lbs and 5'6 hed get his asshole turned inside out in masters two blue blet openweight by cm punk
Is anybody here not white? I am, thank god...but I'm afraid somebody here may not be able to say the same.
>>154355466I'm white
>>154355466Im whiet
im white passing
Does anyone else want to fuck Gina Carano until you’re about to bust then shove it into her unlubed asshole and drain your balls inside her?
Is anybody here addicted to gas station kratom, perchance?
Im so fuken white its crazy I shop at walmatt I smell like wet dog my family is an mess and I love Jerry Sienfeldt
>>154355578Ya man me too I said I was white
>>154355578Why would you use kratom when edibles are legal. Worse high, makes you throw up, and can kill you
>>154355618Becuase hes white...yuo clearly arent
>>154355638>yuo Ahem, I believe it's spelled (you)
>>154355576You’re a complete faggot if you’re with a beautiful woman and opt for her anus instead of pussy. Mental illness.
>>154355651shut yuor bitchass up
>>154355618Bruh kratom and weed are totally different
>>154355654Nah
smoking weed and fucking pussy is for interim champs like tom real champs like Jon drink robo And fuck trannies
>>154355654What if you are with a man? Food for thought
>>154355736I do cocaine and fuck trannies like every weekend it's so based
>>154355737it's called docking
as long as your bloodwork comes back clean I have no issue spilling it in the ring
fuck man
just had a bhad bhitch deliver my mcdonalds
Holy retard
>>154355812Wow, she sounds lovely (sorry about your small penis)
>>154355812>contentFinald are you messaging some OnlyFnas woman
>>154355812what is wrong with you we are supposed to celebrate niko aikonen looking good in ONE and you're posting your aspinallcord faggotry instead enough is now enough send me the coordinates of your nearest abc
>>154355975wdwtc
>>154355856the shame is oevrwehlmnig jtb>>154355987we did actuallybeit
>>154355994Take solace in yuor 3 finger wide dick thats prety good I did the finger test and Im not three but dont tell the ohters
Tomala R. Aspinall
>>154355812Bodied that bush cocked freak!
>>154356017she has similar cheekbones to my gypsy stalker it gives me terrible ptsd
Alj is gonna grapplefuck isnt he
Funkmaster fight week let's go!!
>>154356070he calls it something even gayer like american freestyle
>>154355578no im not addicted to gas station opiates
>>154355654Let me guess anon, you’ve never fucked a woman in her ass before? You’ve probably never even seen a pussy IRL you fucking incel.
any other American Jiu Jitsu practitioners here?
>>154356084Why not?
post norma durmont bunda CHAMA
>>154356184onlyfans.com/normadumontufc
spaffing up norma's dumont
normo dumont :D
There’s no good for me to wish upon any of you
good gracious, ass is bodacious
>>154356213no one asked pal
Norma wrecked herself with those fakiesWhen will women learn?
Great googily moogily that thang is juicy
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows im miserable now
>>154356260that's the trouble with pain dulling i'm just off to get so stoned i wheeze
>>154356393Nobody cares you fucking nonce.
with finns you occasionally win
>>154356430you must have me mistaken with someone else i heem minge of age and lots of it
with bins you bin
>>154356430pelted that pedo
Whattup playa!
>>154356482Can't stand that lying faggot and I'm glad his mom died
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES OUT COLD
imagine getting people revved by living a hedonistic life of lust and leisure
>>154356544Imagine your mom's dead maggoty minge
>>154356260Hoyl based Morrissey weemer
https://youtube.com/shorts/AMUiHPpwb2E?si=b0wdvIAfxAZFub0k
>>154355812>paying for a cock review>probably reviewed by a bot or a dude>"your cock is small, also try to shave a bit"why do people do this
>>154356583NEED TUIBI
>I got knocked out because I had mercy or something
Dear oh dear
MAKE the new thread and KEEP it uncle weezy related
>>154355131>>154355136>>154355147>>154355159>>154355185>>154355193bodied in the 1st round... spammy is washed bros...
weezy f baby and the f is for freedom 250
>>154356726>>154356726/heem/
Stail thread smell like cat pis make anew
>>154356720Perhaps he is simply showing mercy?
Other than Ulberg, is Nicco Montaño the worst UFC champ?
Black
