Could have sworn Prizmic was a lanklet. Turns out he’s a shortish Kokkinakis type build

>>154353738
Imagine Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter sucking my dick simultaneously, while Travis Kelce is rimming with his tongue my asshole. These scenarios are equally likely to happen

>>154353875
Shelton is a changed mulatto.
Munich proves this

Sinner should have no problem with fonzi. I think he's happy to play another guy in the semifinals, this tournament. He mostly likely is getting tired of smacking Zverev so many times. New match ups are also valuable to improve his game further

Buse is elite.

Boggles to watch some proppa dirt court tenny like Feels-Boos then switch over to the perfidious Sinner

>>154354099
Bonzi will handle the Sinnman

Oh, what's this song? I know it from somewhere...

>>154354135
Infinity, guru Josh?

*sips* proper ball game this. Goran is coaching Feels?

>>154354190
Yes! That's it, thanks.

Sinnerbros..

Needs more clostebol

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One good set isn't enough to beat the devil's favorite son. But we appreciate the effort nonetheless

kinda lk fw this hype madrid crowd ngl

Raztafarians… he’s out of RG

Buse is a proper 00s dirtman

>mto
It's over

With Alcaraz out of RG, Sinner will get the career Slam and career Masters in less than two month's. Only a gold medal will be missing for him to have every big title

>>154354562
Shelton winning Rolly G

>>154354562
It could also be Novak's last chance to get 25 if Sinner were to get knocked out by someone else

If I were an Men’s tennis forum poster I’d be starting an “Alcaraz will never win another slam” post right now

Sinner has a real possibility now to win Madrid + Rome + RG, but it's going to be a marathon.

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You know this fucking guy is salivating right now over another vultured Slam.

>>154354575
His best chance is Wimbledon. Sinner will have a hangover and grug will either be out or not match fit

if Sinner wins RG people will call it an asterix slam

>>154354840
heh

>>154354840
RG isn’t even a slam when you think about it

Cilic ducking Fonz and retires. RUINS my friday night.

>>154354574
Are you the same cringe Tien dude?
You give off the same vibes

>>154354840
Just like Alcaraz winning AO

>>154354840
Anything binner wins from 2023-2026 comes with an asterisk, doper ruined tennis.

>>154354840
this thread calls every slam an asterisk slam so that won't matter much at all

>>154355401
Every Slam without 2004-2007 Fed is asterisked.

i just asterisked this thread
its over

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EL DEMONIO

So now that Carlos is out, Yoda is spain's biggest hope for the next few tournaments

Business idea - opposite of an asterisked title called an Obelix where the title is unusually difficult

>>154355573
You mean the six kings Slam?

>>154355275
Different nigga. But Tien hasn't been putting up the results recently so he's dead to me

Jodar crushing the always competent Minor

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>>154355543
Foki's still number 2. He's, like 24 in the ATP, ffs- He exists!

Pee Minaur

>>154355767
>never won a title
Grim

>>154355767
>davidovICH
>fokina
Spanish

>>154355788
>tick tock tennis Australia
what do we have coming up the ranks from down under?

Another Spooniard that fist bumps too much

Rest is so important, you could see how binner or djokovic lock in around tournaments. Grug is playing golf all the time, watching the lakers in LA at night prior to his match in Indian Wells, gorging on donuts during tournaments (US Open), it caught up with him. Binner isn't better but more disciplined, serious and better prepared.

Alcaraz more like Alcarest
Is this going to be Zverev's big chance to lose another slam final?

>>154355847
Australia's Brave Adam Walton will atropelate the Karen of Khachan

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Its over...

>>154355862
Alcaraz is a known homosexual in the busy Murcian gay scene.
How many elite homosexuals do you know of, in sport?

It's Casper's time.

>>154355862
I was wondering if Sinner would pull out of Rome to recover for RG because he's had a long few months but now I think maybe he won't feel the need to

>>154355853
He was born and lives in Madrid. Give him a break. At least until he will inevitably move to Monaco

>>154355868
Would be funny to see Sinner shittin himself at RG and Zverev STILL not taking hist last great chance

>>154355868
>Is this going to be Zverev's big chance to lose another slam final?
Hadn't thought about that, he will get that sweet nº2 seed spot.
He is alraedy in the final, he better pray someone takes Sinner out before the final though.

De Manure, if you will
On the bright side this means Fonz-Jodar R3 which could be one for the ages

>>154355889
Zero chance Sinner shits himself, the man is the ultimate un-self-shitter

>>154355891
>he better pray someone takes Sinner out before the final though.
Maybe if Novak gets five walkovers this time but Zverev couldn't beat Novak in the final anyway
#4 seed looks like either Shelton (lol) or Felix (lol) and neither of them are touching Sinner on clay

Raping a top ten player with ease. And yall doubted Joe was elite

>>154355871
Fritz doesn't deserve happiness anyways

>>154355878
He won't pull out of his home tourney, but he probably will play 60% of his full potential, RG is the goal and the big prize, he should be careful, with grug out a lot of other players will lock in, fils at home with goran in his box probably a favorite.

>>154355952
Call me when he does this on mud clay. Not this quasi hardcourt at high altitude

Get New Zealand's cowardly Scameron Snorrie off of my television, STAT

>>154355952
Call me when he does this against a real top ten player. Not this quasi top ten player who can't serve or hit with any spin

>>154355982
Isn't Munich the only slow cold clay surface on the tour

>>154355963
Why does streamer representation make you so angry?

Based Fonz

fuck is machamp doing

>>154356020
He's America's worst pro being coached by the great Paul Annacone. I don't know what Paul sees in him. He's a fucking fraud and a loser. He's never happy, he can't move, he can't return, he doesn't even play American style big hitting tennis well, and he looks like a toad. Fuck that dude.

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>>154355862
There's an interview from a couple of weeks ago where Sam Lopez said that he had to call Grug back to training camp in spain, apparently grug had stayed fucking around in Miami after an early exit this year.

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>>154355999
There seem to be worse quagmires. I expected Madrid to be the fastest clay though

Jodar is just like me (80% torso)

>>154355871
That chin just got too big for chad taylor, he can do so much better

>>154355871
Cool. At least he didn’t get her preggo as well.
Is Tommy Paul stilly dating that harpy?

VAMO RAFA

Ball girls

>>154356096
Are they any good this year? I was busy working all week

Flush this rodent Joe

Statement performance from the Jodar.
Fonz sweating right now.

De Minaur more like Disappointmentnaur
Nick must be rolling in his grave

GTFO you must Demon

Sat up and murmured kino

>>154356157
Nick who?
I hope you are not talking about the samoan loser

>>154356201
I am talking about none other than Australia's greatest hope and brightest star
Slam finalist and slam champion
Nicholas Hilmy Kyrgios

>>154355853
I'll root for him as long as he doens't point to his ear.

>V not required.

Who does Rubev pplay next?

Tommy Paul more like Toilet Paper

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>>154356365
Sadly Safin couldn't bring the best of him, he's going the Tsitsi road, not quite as fast but getting there.

>>154356045
Who even plays big hitting american tennis besides Ben?

>>154355871
Finally Fritzkina can happen.

Are we calling it Fonzdar or Joseca

>>154355284
how does that make sense, sinner wasn't injured

>>154356779
for me it's Joao Fonseca vs. Rafael Jodar

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This is it for Tomás Pablo el camionero.

>>154356844
He looked like ass the whole tournament by his standards but yes he wasn’t injured

>>154355939
Djokovic beating a choking zverev in the RG final would be hilarious.

Rafon Joaodar

>>154356844
He clearly was winded and not in shape at all.
He struggled to make semis and then pathetically lost to the grandpa.
Its a *AO for me.

Wow clay exposes the hard court nepo babies.
Argentinians are ruthless

>>154357430
you almost got me, i was starting to write a serious reply

>>154357430
He was late on everything and had no juice on his shots. Pretty pathetic if the sun did that.

>>154356844
Carlos' opponent Novak only won 4 matches and still made the final (and should have been sent packing against Musetti ala Sinner Dimitrov last year)

>>154358092
his rival was in the draw, can't compare that to alcaraz not even playing RG

>>154357430
The only perpetual asterisk here is that shameless doper and his rat faced coach playing when he should still be banned you fucking faggot!

>Fils 4th favorite for RG

weak era alert

>>154359167
Goran was in his box today. Really made me think

Put $250 on novax to win Wimbledon due to grug being finished

It's official? Grug is out of RG?

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>>154362252
Yeee

>>154362322
He should get a woman so he stops jerkin it

>>154359084
>rat faced
I dont recall deminaur getting doping accusations

>>154362610
True. Never thought about the injury risk of jerking off over using a woman to cum.
Athletes should be more aware of that.

Good Morning!

Insider here.
Alcaraz has a career ending injury. He'll announce his retirement by the end of the year.

When will the sport be interesting again? I'm getting a bit tired of the sinnerwinseverythinglol

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So he's a chud?

>>154367657
He'll get a long term injury sooner or later and then the one who will always win will be [Whoever is playing against Zverev in the final]

>>154367737
Hes just like me. Scroll video apps are insanely boring to me.
Same video watching interest and same serve and forehand technique

>>154367525
>”Insider here.”
>flag
Id believe it. Spain has been acting awfully recently

Ready for the Walterminator

>>154367926
>same serve and forehand technique
don't get too cocky Sascha

>>154367737
Lingering on Tsitsipas' cringe levels.

>Carremo Busta
They don't make 'em like that anymore

>>154367936
Nah. Zero chance anybody here is competent enough to keep the slightest secret from the media.

>>154368171
>he feels intimidated when some says they are above tiktok doomscrolling

>>154368171
Sinner is actually intelligent

He'll be Waltzin outta here soon

>>154368354
It does seem a bit artificial. Like he actually prepared the answer for that question. Tsitsipas retweeted chud videos because he's simply an idiot

>>154368354
tiktok is for kids, I just find it funny how he felt the need to mention something so obvious.
Also that last part about the "world is changing" is pretty meaningless, isn't it always?

Get these bozos out of court.
Bring Ruud now!!!

Navone will take Zveerv out, as will Bublik with the Greek.

>>154368366
>Tsitsipas retweeted chud videos
how so?

Stop malding about Yannik's big brain

More like Adam WaltOUT

https://x.com/BBCSport/status/2047663432451940580
Is the Madrid Open played in the Bernabeu stadium of Real Madrid?! Or did they set up a clay court there just for a quick promo?

>>154368816
promo and maybe training

Ruudgoat

Poonar

Ruud peaking

Ruud RG dark horse

>>154367926
I copied his forehand too, especially the takeback and internal shoulder rotation through contact, and was astonished at how hard I could spank the ball while still keeping it in the court. No wonder Shelton said that playing Sinner is like playing a wall that shoots balls back at 100mph.

>>154369399
Unironically possible if he's not on Sinner's side of the draw

>>154369409
Yeah its ridiculous, so much power and great consistency.
Crazy more players havent started copying sinners forehand style. Its objectively the best currently.
Maybe the next generation that isnt set in its ways will make it the norm.

ugo lost to cramping atmane
hilarious player

>>154371437
I weep for the Prince of Halle

>>154367737
MY GUY

you just know alcroth a tik tok faggot wiv attention span of a 4 year old

Guys there is a Masters 1000 happening. What are you all doing on a sunny and summer feeling saturday if not watching first round tennis?

This Vallejo character is actually like 30th in the race
Must be vulturing challengers hard

>>154372451
outside. playing tennis.

Deshit Shapoovalov

More like MIDvedev

THE Daniel Merida Aguilar?

>>154375461
No, actually its THE Nicolai Budkov Kjaer

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Shitsipas is winning!

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>>154376624
He peaked at badosa

The tsitsilution will not be televised.

Moller- 22y
Vallejo- 21y
Michelsen- 21y
Fils- 21y
Blockx- 21y
Merida Aguilar - 21y
Prizmic- 20y
Mensik- 20y
Budkov Kjaer- 19y
Fonseca- 19y
Jodar- 19y

Damn Raz and Sinner uncs at this point

Woke up at 5:15am to watch Bublik-Tsitsipas but decided to just go back to sleep instead

What a strange decision (the first one)
What a sensible decision (the second one)

started watxhing bublik when dat like hupe around him started

but

hes just a shitter isnt truly
like obvi he good but

can never expect anyfing of him apart from winning like shitty 250s maybe odd 500

like he wont go deep or nuffink
and he seems togive.up easy

>Joao Fonseca has reached the third round in Madrid this week without hitting a ball, marking his best result at the tournament in three attempts
Heh
But seriously though fuck Spain for scheduling this match last

Fonz will rape that lanky streak of piss

Dickelsen

Michelsuck

Not that good of a day apart from the Jodseca showdown.
Musetti next should be good, Griekspoor can meme an upset.

Probs watch some cycling till my boy Elmer takes on Lucinner

>>154386697
What's on?

>>154386895
Last one-day spring classic of the year
Pogacarwinslol

Not much happening so will tune in to The Little Moose versus the Impoverished Hellene

>>154386661
>Jodseca
No. No. Let's not make this a thing. Just no.

I'm settling on Fondar myself

>>154387033
Hoping it's a nothingburger so I can wake up after it ends with no FOMO

Popopopopopopopo

Absolutely kino backhand

>mto
It's over