FunkMaster edition heemvious: >>154343353
we cannot follow them
Maggoty Minge thread
WE. ARE. LIIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/live/t7cbKySR_NI
>>154356726You already are I'm afraid, miss. You are your j-daddies cumrag, afterall... Raped of your will by your betters. Poor miss-k1... Poor k-1...
>>154356755We are in here https://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1?sr=a
Parcticing sone really crazy combos...im talking really deadly stuff. Just an heads up.
>>154356786fist fist fist fist fist from luke thomas?
Luke Thomas fisting this doo bruh
>>154356740fpbp bruder
Shaodow boxing at the bus stop and getting repsect from all the peope here
Uss Uss. Uss
>>154356907careful bruh you almost hit me
>>154356782Never clicked on a twitch link. Not starting now.
Yeah just keepin it light, gettin the body moving you know. All the hard work has been done, we're just ready to get in there man and get the win.
>Never clicked on a twitch link. Not starting now.
Has Shartman addressed this as of yet?
>>154357086Timeless.
>>154356782Sup Sneed, still a raging faggot?
51 days until Gane fights.
my private investigator tells me theres a reason theres neber been a Finland in yhe UFC >>>/lgbt/43358037
Bros gemini told me JDS is gonna get heemed by this guy he's fighting next month.
Bacha bazi spammy
my alternate nickname in the cage my main one is lightning and my secondary is one man army
pharaoh is a bitch
i forgot about pharoah pharoah is my tertiary for now i guess but it might get bumped to fouriary for dragon
>>154357389That's tuff
It's over... We're dying...
normies are making fun of us again. this is unaccaptable!
Thero is based af
>>154357331>fag admissionIts over
just put this together. lmk if its chilled or based
>banned and last post was admitting being a fagGet fucked lol I love Aiemann Zahabi
alright I'm back what have I missed
>>154357272we don't claim that freak
Shout-out to the jannys who waste their own time banning people they know will just evade immedietly.
Bus dirver wouldnt let me on said i looked "mentaly untsable" at the bus stop. Im just fuken shsdowboxing wtf Ive missed 3 bussess
>>154357740Sup gayboy!
>>154357758We don't sign our posts here
shaved the meng and tafas
Guys admit to being gay and then still have the nerve to act tough or respond at all to comments on their faggot ways. Its crazy man. If they had any shame at all they would simply be quiet and reflect on suicide
>>154357786MMA?
farted so hard i gave myself heemorrhoids
pushed them back in
>>154357810Pussy bitch get raped
Im at the airport lounge eating crab gumbo while I watch slobs like you gunt having fucks line up and eat BurgerSlop and StarGetAnallyRapedGoy
R8 my house
Tom R Aspinall. Not Successful
i thought it was clever
>>154357786i dont care
>>154357872
>>154357996I made that video btw
>>154357885carved into a hill? pretty beastly you should check out wendell beckwith and the cabins he built and lived in
Joe Pyfer
>>154358009Thx brahSince Trump killed the forest service digging a subterranean cabin below the frost line on some BLM land is definitely the play to make
>>154358003I know
Dick Proenneke is the cabin building GOAT, you'd better go ask somebody
>>154358026I just told you
>>154358031Bro had bear proof door locks carved out of wood
Fuck forest jannies
>>154358036Yeah, you just told me
>>154357885Is a BBW waiting inside?
>>154358039Yeah he built all that shit in 1 season before winter and the place is still in great condition to this day.
>>154358049Are you trying to get heemed or what?
>>154358063No its jiri
>>154358077Fuck you you you piece of shit!
Aaron. Fucking. Pico.
>>154358114Nah, fuck that!
>>154358141Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50x per day?
>>154358173It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
I don't know if any of you are oldfags but I was the one that invented Toilet Till.
>>154358217My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
Are we being raided?
>>154356726Fuckmaster
The boomers at my job are simpleTalk about how jeff gordon is a bitch from california and you're fine
Talmbout the Lebron James of MMA?
Talmbout jeff gordon from nawlscar? Huuuuge fan never meddem
Khamzat is to MMA what Bugs Bunny was to Space Jam
>>154358488A menace to retired basketballers?
so should it be garry or morales vs islam? daner wants to know by sunday
>>154358657Islam is scared to fight Morales, it'll be Garry or Usman.
>>154358657garry vs morales title eliminator, islam gets a paid vacation
tracy cortez is a semen demon apparently
Now that Guru has officially an heroed, who is the top podcast beggar?
It’s live >>154358684
Pisslam already fought in 2025 so don't expect another fight until late this year. Ramadan or sumting like dis brazza you know.
just copped big for the card tomorrow gonna get so high I might not make it to the norma goon sesh
>>154358862Wood shavings?
>>154358862Guy who admits to sucking cock. Tries to cut wood to seem manly. Lol. You lick penis. Fag.
>>154358901that's dirt, you moron
>>154358749hell yeah dude
>red sweats >ash cup bet that car it littered with swisher n woods tobacco maybe even an excuse or two. Spark up dawg
>>154358974enough with the cursing please
>passenger side of best friends ride
>>154359064bodied that scrub
>>154358973My bad dude
>>154358995F***
>>154359137Th*nk y*u this sh*t be gettin outta hand
>>154356726>spunkmaster
>>154359162>be*is
tough enough 153 prelims is live you bunch of queershttps://youtu.be/NN5VePg3f14
>>154359064https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdMFor you zoomers that know NOTHING
got my fuken ass kikced today fucjk
>>154359447Knew you were a pussy
>>154359447why would you give your back up the whole practice huh?
The rules are protect yourself at all times
Colby never lied
fuken got hit so hrsd I pist myself guy threw his girlfirends milkshake onto me too wtf man
>>154360435dont doddle while delivery
We're all in here >>154358684>>154358684>>154358684
>>154361679Fuck you
>>154361679>>154362062let’s keep it clean, next time I’ll take a point.
EAREARALL EAREARMOVE FIGHTERMOVE FIGHTER
>tells the ref “fuck you”
>>tells the crippler Chris Leben “fuck you” >>point still taken now that’s class by the crippler
Poatan is like Sagat
which one of you sissies is down to heem my meng
come try
>>154361679*cage fucks you for 25 minutes into a decisive 50-45*
Finishes are subjectively speaking for inferior fighters. If you cant win for 15-25 minutes straight you cant win for real
>>154362929Based take
I’d heem you all in Tekken 3
>>154357025no, he's literally terrified of Gamrot more than Islam and ilia
Not watching UFC, never watching UFC
>>154362929>win for 15-25 minutes straightnow how it works
>>154363431indeed how it works now
a fighter could lose for 4 minutes and 50 seconds of every round and still win a decision
>>154363615that's bullshit friendo
>>154363431retard alert
>>154363615Very irreverent statement by you
True what if he scored 9 knockdowns in those 10 seconds and locked in a sub that was about to finish
what happened to the muzzie that got knocked down like 7 times in the first round a couple months ago
>>154363843I’d still score the round 10-9 for the other fighter. What did he do in those 10 seconds? Lightly control the fighter, while not finishing. Every second spent collecting knockdowns, could’ve been spent to finish. I’m Sal D’amato Jr, rules expert.
armeng has just been named LA's POTY (person of the year)
>>154364096LA as in little Armenia? Everything but a key to the city. Everything but a fight. Noticing a pattern with this guy
TKO-WWE-UFC-WME-UFFA isnt even trying to mask their “”star building”” and that’s why Justin Gaethje will fuck up their plans on the White House lawn
Last star in the UFC? Pug Rose
If kadyrov told Khamzat to put on a collar with a bell and give his adult sons piggyback rides around the frontyard
Pico Rose
TRAGEDY At The White House! Gaethje In Critical Condition | UFC BREAKDOWN
Big If
>>154364245 what if that? use your words, all of them
>>154364275What if chigga
might leave my monitor off for this card
A lot of ifs being talked about, but let’s talk about what’s known. We know Gaethje is going to knock that weak minded Spanish freaks head off. We know Jon Jones will fight at the White House. This is known.
The known unknowns? Will you watch
You see with the ufc there are many knows knows, things that we know. We also know there are known unknowns
we dont know who islam wont be fighting next. these are the unknown unknowns
>>154364402finna watch Shrek 2 instead? huehhe
But there are also unknown unknowns and those things we do not know. Post White House card presents unknown unknowns for the longtime fan. A known known of the future to come is more Meta Apex cards of known unknowns filling the line up
>>154364526shrek 2 sucks the first one is better
bit reddit in here
>>154364581Maybe you should go back there
>quick someone talk about fucking fags
>others chime in to talk about fucking fags>converse about cock >back to normal >heemrisis avoided
they're called hawlgs not "cock" you degenerate
talmbout peckers b
a rare 5 minutes on heem without a gay tranny post, are we healing?
sneed must not be here
Someone has to hold the McDonald’s drive thru window down at night
For me, it's Wendy's
>>154358862Don't smoke anymore because I'm not a pathetic loser. But that looks like some grade F stomped dirty crumbly beaner weed.
>thobeitYou mean "albeit"?
>The Belt
Stopped reading years ago I simply write. What the fuck do you do
>>154364886Huh?
i thought that was heroin
Huh
man arrested throwing eggs at workers in drive-thru section of burger king luke thomas
>>154364969how does he do it?
>>154364847>You mean ""albeit""?
Will We The Fans get a Stars & Stripes canvas at the White House and shitty flyover
>>154365004It’s quite simple, he goes to sleep.
>>154365022nah nigga they got bill to pay and life to liveand son to haise for that matter
UFC fighter Tim Means arrested on child abuse charge>Means, 42, was arrested on abandonment or abuse of a child>According to the report, police say Means' 17-year-old daughter called and reported an altercation that occurred during an argument with her father over house chores.>Means allegedly headbutted the teen before grabbing her by the throat. The report also relays the teen said Means threw a potato at her face, and when she fought back, Means punched her in the head with a closed fist.>“Let it be known that there were visible hand and red marks on neck, indicating she was strangled,” the complaint reportedly states. “There was blood on and in her nose where she was head-butted and several red marks indicated she was hit in the face and on her cheek.”https://mmajunkie-eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2026/04/24/ufc-news-tim-means-child-abuse-arrest-new-mexico/89785160007/
>>154365006Whats your problem pal?
More like all biet your ass knowwhatimsayin
>>154365078That's wassup fr
these fights are the same but different
>>154365156Spann finner boutter
>>154365050Sounds like she barely got a taste of The Dirty Bird and went back to fight the whole chicken. Household of fighters it sounds like
You literally cannot get drunk on busch light
>>154365156>buchecha vs spannBoring decision, guard pulls, early sub, flash KO, decision filled with exhausted and lack of urgency with random almosTKOs
alcohol is for losers
Only thing I drink is the blood of my enemies, in sanctioned bouts, outside of Ramadan, in my preferred territories, under a rule set to my liking. Only then will I drink the blood of my enemies. Rizin is home
Water? You mean loser liquid
>>154365050new mexico is famous for greg jackson and other various mma scumbags, like jonita jones
>>154365265based shoot vampire and gangrel fan
Phil Hellmuth is a prawlblem for da division when healthy b
>12 days agojoey won
So I’ve got a promotion idea, centered around the World Series name. Call it something like World Series of Fighting and carry the traditional weight classes. Market off the name and grow champs. I think it’s really something
>>154365475yeah man I got this great idea tooit's like king of the hill but it's king of the cagecould be big
>>154365491you sound like a man with a lot of Pride. Ever think of naming a promotion Pride Fighting Championship? Big marketing opportunity there
I got hit in the head by a can of yams and fell into a pit I have an incredible money making idea
>World Series of Fighting>King of the Cage >Pride Anyone else have promotion names they’re cooking up. Don’t be shocked to see a King of the cage card in the coming years with someone stealing these names
>>154365525that's good, but I want to show that we're worldwide, and emphasize the cage aspect, to show that we're not boxing sissieshow about likeworld extreme cagefighting?
a wmma promotion named groobygirls that lets all the girls pick their own ring names
>>154365570World extreme hmm world extreme cage fighting. W-E-C. And the earth is about 70% water, and our bodies are mostly water. I’ll just say it.. Blue canvas
>>154365574Buy the domain. You’ll be a millionaire one day
>>154365672holy shit that's brilliantbut we can't have a bunch of fat guys stinking up the pool wearing shirts and shit155, 145, and 135 only
MVP MMA featuring frank ngubu
WEC might be able to mold a couple Natural Born West Linn All American Killers but I doubt they will produce many. Paulo Filho is a guy I’m keeping my eye on
>a guy he was keeping his eye during every bit of the eight week camp
I have this idea for an org called Shockforce but I'm not ready to share the details yet, still working on the name
>>154358862that looks sad
this farting is getting out of control
Instead of Shockforce let’s try Shock Fights or Shark? Shark Fights.
im thinking grapple force
>>154366035that sounds boring though, grappling is boring
fightfairy must give the worst head with a mouth that small
>>154366045watch k1 or ONE or your probably favorite pride because your gay lol
punchforce FC
can somebody post the beautiful skirt you wonks call a heroin addict? i want to make her my wife and teach her how to fight so she can make more well informed picks
>>154366065bas has to be one of the dutchest men to ever live iykyk most of you won't though you're new worlders (LOL)
Punch F-… Hmm Punch Force. Pu-P-Professional Force. Professional punching Force. I got it, Professional Fight League. PFL for short and can market with the NFL on a big network like CBS
>>154366082
Quick rundown on tim means?
>>154366082you'll have to narrow it down a little you mean katja kojuhova from toronto ontario canada?
the opposite of that. not the ugliest fucking dude on the roster please
>>154366116fuck if i know. send a link ya dingdong
>>154366115>rothschilds bow to means>in contact with aliens>rumoured to possess psychic abilities>control france with an iron first>own castles and banks all over the world>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Meangrad will be the first city)>in the process of terraforming Pluto as their personal planet>own basically every DNA editing research ability on Earth>first designer babies will be Mean Babies>both said to have 400+ IQ>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>These are the Means>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Meanbots inside you right now>Every child has the mark of the Mean implanted in them at birth>Means is in regular communications with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church>Discovered the ark of the covenant>They learned fluent French in under a week>Zahi Hawass allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the pyramids>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Means>Means is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe>He has been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and has spoken about what he saw while he was a newborn>Means will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
I'm not gonna pick this card
>>154366182you're too busy picking your ass
>>154366165
>>154366182we both know you’re working on those picks. me? I’m going to win picks with some picks I’ll decide early
Satellite's gone way up to MarsSoon it'll be filled with parking carsI watched it for a little whileI love to watch things on TV
>>154366299
>>154366296brings jon jones career to a permanent end
Aljamain Sterling Norma DumontAlexander Hernandez Juan MartinettiRaoni Barcelos Marcus Buchecha
finns post too frequently herestay inside /hoc/ please
>>154366349jon retired himself after dana begged him to come back aspinall will retire when the phone has not rang for a few years
>>154366371we run lumpinee these days buddeh
>>154366462I thought his name was Kent Shamrock for like 10 years
Talmbout Jon Finch
Ah yes the Lion Tamer Den. One of the top gyms in mma
>>154366478he was my favorite in smackdown 1
any bros got a reinvite to mconicord?I left after the last fight but I think we got this onethe run starts now
Can Matt Hughes become one with Mark and make the ultimate Hughes? What train stops a combined Hughes force of 2 contained in an IIHS top performer
>>154366546Ken is an incredibly entertaining figure in mma. Not training his fighters on TUF, making them watch highlights of him and ordering hot wings instead, faking a heart attack in Japan, being assaulted by a ghost vs Franklin. He's the goofiest tough guy to ever exist
>>154366548>But you’re on the outside, you’re looking in>I can see through you, see your true colors >causes inside you’re ugly, ugly like sneed>I can see through you, see to the real you
>>154366580Can Matt Hughes combine with Matt Hammill and become deaf with double retard strength?
>>154366622no I need the invite linkthanks
>>154366608don't forget getting outwitted by tito
>>154366632Double Hughes Strength with The Hammers added deaf arrogance. Might as well toss in that freak boy Roseuhs Jr
glad they don't let retards in the UFC anymorethat shit was just cruel
>>154366658Ken won pool. Always showed up for the money, OG Fight Boomer
>>154366632Matt hughes is deaf?
>>15436667017,000 strong just watched a retard lose in Miami, in a title fight. Jiri is a fucking retard
heeminder: friends and family get time sensitive seats
>>154366670aspinall is still on the roster
>>154366677Most retarded now. Mark has the intact body. Combine The mind and remaining body of Matt with Mark, and pair it with dead Hamill. DHogstans best wouldn’t be able to escape the Hybrid Hughes top pressure
>>154366705he's blind and british, not retarded
cut the music and dim the lights for the next 30 minutes we have a retard entering the octagon
>>154366718easy mistake you're right got him confused with the father and son
oh yeah that one dude got blow jayed at a fight night and got caught by the ufc security
>>154366702wow Allen vs Curtis 2!!!!! that must be been a hot ticket no wonder they were rushed out, UFC was losing thousands on those seats
They thought early on Hellen Keller was British and blind, but it turned out she was retarded. Over the years retarded and British diagnosis have strengthened so these errors occur less. A British diagnosis as of 1917 is also considered a retarded diagnosis.
can't frickin wait for dumont vs edwards OMFreakinGOD lets go!!!1
Tom Aspinall is recognized as champ? By who? The DSM 6?
Which dead ufc fighters would you frankenstein together for another run at the strap????
>>154366764only good fights today hopefully their pants fall off or something this could get boring
>>154366740my bad it was a hand jay
so joe rogan was doing a podcast with danaher, and the subject of bob sapp came up. and joe was like "yeah that guy was a pharmacological experiment" lol
By hitting the exclamation point over two times, and also striking the 1, the user indicates added, uncontrollable excitement for the matchup. If looked into deeper, undertones of sarcasm can traced. This user is not excited for this women’s mma bout even with their words directed towards excitement for it. Steer clear of women’s mma
Birds outside are fucking. Must be Saturday eh
>>154366800wow
Anyone over 5’5” is a freak to Rogan. He’s all of 4’11” and the lil guy really tries to grow
>>154366804wow
>>154366753wasn't she the turkey the retard got in the south parks animative series
i like kicking with no shin pads. i like when my shit gets jacked up. it feels good when it hurts to walk
i miss tony ferguson
>>154366883fag
>>154366897no not that one the schizo one
>>154366992you said what you saidown it
>>154367017we must be talmbout different tonys here pal my tones ain't no fag capisci
>>154367035Yeah it's well known that Jon Jones is the True Gay Fighter.
The AnswerThe TruthThe NightmareAll different names with a a similar meaning when applied to most of your lives. You see, you are not The Natural, or an Iceman. You are a Maverick, a Cannibal, maybe even an Eagle, but you’ll never be a Prodigy, or Dragon.
>>154367091it's well known that you weren't here watching niko do us proud
Can’t spell Nike without Brazil
you can talk all night about nicknames until Preston "The Saltwater Crocodile" Kensington-Weathers steps into the ringthen you better shut your mouth
Saltwater Croc vs Muscle Shark
You know what they say, call yourself the eagle and act like a pigeon. Because you mess with the pigeon, you get the pigeon.
all Khabib had to do was fight Tony. That’s all his fraudulent bitch ass has to do, and if he won could’ve done the same exact shit he is doing now. But we all knew Tony was going to fuck him up and expose his Dhog shit system
Khabib should be banned from world wide everything for being a fraud
My dawgs a misfit now thanks to that rat fuck
KhaBEAST got them retards seethin' out of nowhere as per
KhaDUCK
>https://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/484419/ufc-owner-ari-emanuels-pay-jumps-from-18-million-to-67-million-in-2025I hate ((them)) so fucking much.
>>154367459many are saying this
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>(...) Means' 17-year-old daughter called and reported an altercation>Means allegedly headbutted the teen before grabbing her by the throat. The report also relays the teen said Means THREW A POTATO AT HER FACE, and when she fought back, Means punched her in the head with a closed fist.
who tf does that to an innocent potato
get potato faced lol
work harder putaaa
>>154367965over here it is exclusively wonks who do this "work" how fucking dire can your life be to do wonk work on top of low quality pov porn and prize fighting
>Norma Dumont v Joselyne Edwards co-main if you watch tonights card you are subhuman
Is her wrestling improving? Does she beat Julia?
>>154367965
GSP? More like GSpeepee hehehehe
severely retarded t. severely retarded von monitoroff
>>154368144these are pretty much the two archetypes of bongistani malejack sparrow and keith starmer
>>1543681442 Chads
>piers morgan>chadthe legendary somali iq ladies and gents
>>154368144russell brand lost the story and the fight
>>154368144Brand got bodied here
>>154368153Lel
imagine actually watching piers morgan and russel brand i bet none of you poofs watched ONE yesterday either
Can someone edit Aspinall’s face on brand
>>154368144One is liked by Tom Aspinball, the other one fucked Katy Perry. I think the winner is clear.
wacthes the one
>>154368226in her ooooooh PRIME™no less
>>154368254Trudeau’d
Talmbout Li Jet or Learjet b
>>154368351Let unc cook
Anyone got clips of Laura Sanko to share? :)
>>154367965how big of a tip do you think she wants for someone to sniff her seat? asking for Finland
try this with your wiv..girlfr..hooke...check this bjj out.
if mma is on today how come I don’t see it on fx
>>154368459
mma is a hoax. you ever really seen mma or heard about it from the Luke Thomasios of the world. Can’t speak fake moon without UFC
>>154368459What would she do if you just pulled her pussy into your face and starting shoving your tongue into it
Pls have sex in the ring pls have sex in the ring pls have sex in the ring
>>154368501>oh my why is this pussy attacking my face >I better use my tongue to fight it away Claim self defense because that’s what it is. Men have rights too. You know most rape victims are males but they don’t report it. We’re a strong breed.
>>154368519Women can’t have sex anon
Behead Finland
>>154368526Abdul..
The Outlaw of Mean Dan Hardine
Mujahideen of Mean Keith Jardine
>>154368534Sir penis in vageen is sex, finger in vageen isn’t sex it is masturbation sir, women lesbian just masturbate each other sir, also gay men sex in anoos isn’t sex sir it is sodomy
>Detectives during their report made note of the TV star unsubscribing from paramount+ shortly before committing suicide. A very minor detail that can assist in filling in the blanks of the stars final days.>The star was said to be a huge Jiri Prochazka fan, and with Prochazka suffering an upset loss to Carlos Ulberg, for the Interim UFC Light Heavyweight Championship, the deceased Sheets was said by friends to become angrier than usual, and losing faith in the ufc completely, vocalizing his displeasure to any and all in his path.>Sheets would go on Instagram to complain about the upcoming UFC card being held at the White House. Thousands would chime in and engage Sheets. His family said this was his outlet, a place for him to be free. Little did they know the UFC is what would drive their loved one over the edge one last time.>The former TV star couldn’t post enough displeasure about the upcoming card, he took to the streets as well to campaign for a better card “worth a hundred dollar bill”>In Sheets final post he is flipping off the Meta Apex center while smoking a cigar.
Woke up and remembered Finnish MMA is back
mma guru is dead
>>154368668Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me please?
>>154368668would not be surprised to see him hit a suey within the next 2-3 years desu
winged c needs to humble this mma guru fella
>>154368668He lost a lot of money on jiri
Ulberg was only sparring with Jiri, he thought he was better than what he showed.
Ulberg should defend his first against nzechukwu
Jiri in a title fight is Donald
If only we cared
UFC Baku
>>154368663need clips of his counter jabs and when he dropped the filthy wonk
Dustin Jacoby is going to get a title shot this year
UFC Vantaa
>>154368792talmbout landa vanata b
UFC: Spain
why is ONE samurai on a wednesday, chatri is intentionally tanking one fc
>>154368795nah
UFC: Biloxi
>>154368810They can’t compete with other events later in the week
>>154368841They can’t compete fullstop so putting a superfight on a wednesday is even more retarded
>>154368792lahti this one you keep your dirty coastal paws off of
>>154368810what time is it in gmt does this even affect europe
>>154368904Apr 29 (Wed) 6:30AM BST
>>154368949Perfect time to watch it heading into work/clocking off work/getting ready for work.
>>154368949absolutely comfy breakfast viewing
rather uncomfortable viewing in my correct opinion.
8.30 FST is a reasonable time to be watching muay thai
Aljamain Sterling vs. Youssef ZalalNorma Dumont vs. Joselyne EdwardsRafa Garcia vs. Alexander HernandezDavey Grant vs. Adrian Luna MartinettiMontel Jackson vs. Raoni BarcelosMarcus Buchecha vs. Ryan Spann
Nah fuck that
Yeah it's a pass from me
>>154365050>threw a potato at her faceThe Irish are tough but they love you
Zalal is a company and sterling is a mark for himself who is going to get worked
>>154369353Aljo is going to win and it will be boring and you will seethe.
>>154369327SterlingDumont Hernandez MartinettiBarcelosBuchecha
>>154369327Il submit my pick in about 5 hours. That's ok babe?
Black
>>154369555yh
>>154369327ZalalDumontHertnandezGrantJacksonSpann
it doesnt matter who wins tonight thoughsneedit
>>154369805If I win your wife has sex with me
>>154369327SterlingEdwardsHernandezGrantBarcelosSpann
>>154369813sadly for indianonymous jones and the quest to lose your virginity xbox doesnt count
>>154369844don't get revved at me she said it
MMA on an trampoline with a cage still?
It's pretty crazy aljamin didn't get a title shot
>>154370142casualty of society
>>154369327Not watching that dogshit
>>154369327>Aljamain Sterling>Norma Dumont>Rafa Garcia>Adrian Luna Martinetti>Raoni Barcelos>Ryan Spann
>>154369327Don’t care, all bums
>>154370252Good blog. Make sure to get your picks in by the last prelim
Coz im mr charisma fucking pablo Escobar my friends keep saying shut up Daner just get int tit car, I just wanna be right where you areeeee
>>154369327i cannot in good conscience
when's the ufc doing a triple threat
Im fuken....poing!!
Aljoman was a fucking champion man
>>154370417how long have you known him? do you make him wear a condom?
>>154370369wouldn't mind nina laura and megan doing a wine cooler on pole bra and panties three way at the sphere tbchwy
heck yeah! lets get this BEAST of a card underway I'm fiending for my fix of the UFC shit!!!
>she hasn't written today might soon be free from the madness
https://youtu.be/hKrHq8WinVQ?si=02UVWdlVmvuj-tdG
https://youtube.com/watch/-I4aoQaStgo?si=d2W9qZ76bkKY3WVl
*fade away high kicks you with the lead leg*
https://youtube.com/watch/ViCzhq0JGoo?si=pVHXHY8WpcqJ6ww_
>>154370433Kek
This is epic https://youtu.be/bSpPDvxapwU?si=XYh-mhm2u0CmUub4
Not clicking any of that SHITE
>>154370583>>154370597>>154370679>>154370694feel like taking the tags away there champ?
Getting Kirky wid it #CSO
I have to beat A10 on Necrobinder and Defect now and then I'd have beaten A10 on all characters
>>154370701https://youtu.be/9pGFqPnCe3o?si=gDwtEqkBBJNC5EVw
CHECK IT OUT NOWTHE FUNKMASTER BROTHERRIGHT ABOUT NOWTHE FUNKMASTER BROTHER
>>154370714Wut the fuck r u tawlmbout?
Im judge nigga lol holla
Joe Rogan isn’t a man, he’s an idea, and you can’t kill an idea.
Steel. Groin. Cups.
Darren Tillia Obturo
Pretty sure i can kill Joe Rogan quite easily.
>>154371205Joe Rogan is trained in 500 martial arts and was trained by the league of shadows
>>154371222ok but he is 150cm
>>154371205Describe how you would do it please.
mma guru is dead and heem killed him
Now that most flags are here we can discuss the imperial system. We do pounds out here not stone and meters
hating and liking rogan are both reddit. to me hes just some guy
sorry man yeah so joe rogan is 90 big macs tall
Are you ready for the Garry era?
>>154371243The core of a nuclear bomb is less than a metre
>feet and pounds>meters and kilos>stone and ?
>>154371350nuclear bombs are like 5 meters buddy
>>154371346ian cuckold garry will be embarrassed by the righteous man
>>154371363Not the actual explosive inside it
stoned & me later knowwhatimsayin
>>154371387how about i explode inside you huh
>>154369327zalaldumonthenrandezgrantbarcelosbuchecha
>>154371561It’s weird how an elite pro fighter can still be incredibly s(o)y
Like it or not Joe rogan could rape everyone here
Like it or not Joe rogan will rape everyone here
If you like Roe Jogan, chances are that you have sugar in the tank as well.
>>154371909Joe Rogan is my father like Jordan Peterson and Kirk pbuh
Who the hell is Kirk Pbuh
>>154372081this is your countries top fighter btw
>>154371960
>>154372108
>>154372174What genes is she
>>154369327ZalalDumontGarciaGrantBarcelosSpann
>>154372187one day this will happen and he’ll actually be dead
I cant tell finlands apart
>>154372268thats a man
>>154369327Youssef ZalalJoselyne EdwardsAlexander HernandezDavey fooking GrantRaoni BarcelosMarcus Buchecha
What does "DC" mean?
>>154369327Aljamain SterlingJoselyne EdwardsAlexander HernandezAdrian Luna MartinettiMontel JacksonRyan Spann
>>154372630Direly Corpulent
>Heem Es Extremely Metrosexual
>Pereira (surname of Jewish origin)and>UsuryWhat did Dana mean by this?
>>154372119who's the skirt
>>154372630disastrous cholesterol
>>154369327Aljameng Dumeng Alex El Gran Mengo Hernandez Mengtinetti MengtelSupermeng dat ho
https://youtu.be/bckOwsHc2Pw
>thread rn
>one of five mohammeds fighting on tonights card
>>154373634>only getting the basic ahhh Monster GRIM
Ok Google: how to travel to Finland.Someone pink is getting raped.
>>154373763are you a sexy piece of macaca skirt?
mma joey won, mma guru bros..
>>154369327SterGODNormHernandezDaveyRaoniSpann
ATTENTION STERGODCHADMENGBREHS.....Our card starts in just a few hours.Our nerves? Completely still.Our heart? 60bpm.Our brow? Dry.Our balls? Swelling.We are inevitable.
>>154373898IC code?
Empathy.
taking a well earned aljo on the merab after a zoot and a stroll
4 ply matt serra paper to wipe my longo
The brehmengs are naming this chapter of SterGod's career: "Deliverance".
someone needs to knock you off your Jason High horse, right hier-on now.
>>15437390967.
>>154374023Favourite empath type fighter?
Matt Serra Serra Whatever will be will be
Seems like the wellbeing of heem rests upon my shoulders.
Heemcord invite please
Gane will probably beat Pereira unironically, Periera is too stiff and will be even stiffer at HW. Is it 3 or 5 rounds tho?
why in chatri sityodtong's name would it be 3 rounds do you even listen to yourself
>>154371333
>>154374533besides the obvious picrel it's got to be mark hunt
Pronto para matar
Yo it’s tony Ferguson wanna go grab some pizzas and watch some Ninja turtles CSO
>>154374533
>>154374954Immaculate taste as always, g.
What race is Benson Henderson?
>>154375057Bhutanese.
>>154375057The Human Race.
I think he is mexican. You can tell by his last name, Henderson.
>>154374367You do know that if your ster doesn't win 50-45 they are going to give a split to zalal. Right?
might as well go ahead and not make new. the heemjaks will be absolutely *needing* their game thread in three hours anyway so its just gonna die after 30 posts
>might as well go ahead and not make new. the heemjaks will be absolutely *needing* their game thread in three hours anyway so its just gonna die after 30 posts
New >>154215242
>>154375174gonna cry?
>>154375201and new
>>154375201that's two weeks old...
>>154375209im gonna 50-45 you. get ready to eat cage like your life depends upon it because it will
make the newbut dont make it poo
>make the new
>>154375250you just know ken gets mad at his breakfast
>>154375276well when you give the cereal clear directions to flow into the bowl holding milk, and then get splash, you might be a little pissed off too. why is the milk getting all jumpy? its been trained. its been coached. stay in the bowl and finish the job, stop splashing on me.
blue's skidoohere's the new>>154375402>>154375402>>154375402
Can someone PLASE do the needful
>>154375406Not a gay brown /heem/
>>154375432
