neet hours with special guest wagies tonight only edition
>>154386351Retard
huh
is this the thread for angry unemployable loners
why do you keep making shit threads with this ugly zero-talent faggot as the OP
ANTHEMLFhttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-cANTHEMLF
>>154386351Why isn't the dog on a leash?
hello everyone i am here
would rather turdbo bake than have a sydney fairweather make this insipid trite
>100 point loss>to a Ross Lyon team Iggs gave me the ick.
thinking port get up next week
this new generation of thread makers are garbage heaps to learn
I wonder if there has been ever a neet incel autist freak who used to post in alf but somehow got out and has a family and kids and a successful job and sometimes thinks about us
>>154386337adelaide: pretty embarassing lossbrisbane: humming along nicelycarlton: same old storycollingwood: pendle's best gameessendon: absolutely insipid performancefremantle: still not convincing geelong: what was thatgold coast: absolute frauds; pretendersgws: finding some formhawthorn: no midfield necessarymelbourne: better than expectednorth: slowly getting betterport: carr's been servicedrichmond: getting very direst kilda: still overpaying spudssydney: september bedshit loomswest coast: all hope lostfootscray: fucked by injuries
>>154386405Anon: Good stuff mate
weekend: finally had sex
>>154386412did he finish?
me: forgot about anzacs
How far ahead of your flight do you arrive at the airport?
poo: ‘oooin ‘igly
>>154386402they always come back
>>154386433i've never been on a plane
>>154386433Just show up 10 minutes before like a bus stop
did you blokes enjoy the fucking football this weekend?
One pillow isn't enough and two is too many..
>>154386417lay off thinking about gay sex, mate
>>154386433domestic: coupla hoursInternational: 3 hours
>not a single white person on the ads for the big child immunisation push they're undertakingGenuinely surprising.
>>154386443iktfb
>>154386433If youre going os 2 to 3 hourslocal an hour
>>154386443feel this way about kfc burgers
>>154386443dumb post from a massive idiot
>>154386454tsmt
>>154386451who do you think's bringing all these diseases in mate
To get to adelaide on public transport from Sydney is almost 30 hours
>>154386466yeah crazy i got a mate that reckons he's been to geelong
>>1543864334hrs international2hrs interstate
watching the floor, interesting how the women keep getting the easier questions
Do west coast really think they can go anywhere with andrew mcqualter as coach?
>>154386381based sam
absolutely hate airports. they feel like a soulless atheist/materialist hellhole
>>154386497go catch the boat then nigga lmao
One time I was getting a train from Melbourne to Sydney and the train driver and the little train worker were talking and pointing at me and the train worker came to me did a full circle around me went back to the driver and kept talking about me
reckon i saw matthew pavlich at the airport once, was working there and just kinda sperged out, tried be conspicuous but i think he noticed
>>154386504fat or ugly?
>>154386497You might just be a bit of a weirdo
>>154386451White people aren't having children, m8.
i like airports from an autistic logistics perspective
>>154386497yeah they're shit
>>154386497this but any centre of capitalist excess like supermarkets, arenas
>>154386513Think it was the smell. They were checking if anon shat himself.
yous blokes frickin whinge about everything, now it's bloody airports
I like airports because it means your going on a holiday :)
>>154386531Or coming home from one :(
the incel pedo richo
>>154386433>>154386453
picking up someone from the airport gives me anziety
hate everything and everyone
>>154386540don't know how people do, the arrogance of it all>yeah come pick me up and take me home and take all my stuff, you don't have a choice you need to do it, be there in the late afternoon and fuck up all your dinner and evening plans
>hylics yearn so hard to be closer to god they will rip their material form off the ground but still not pray
and everything and everyone to the list
gnosticism got btfo more than 1500 years ago mate, let it go
Nick Daicos is a descendant of Achilles
i was merely borrowing their verbiage you twit
>>154386566Mullin is a descendant of Paris.
feel awake to everyones bullshit and im tired of it
my ancestor was helen and troy
I can trace my ancestry to Zeus.
my ancestors were the habsburgs iykwim haha
>>154386584I can somewhat relate, I am sick of how fake and insincere everything is
>>154386549>wife's travel buddy lost his licence againITFB
>>154386592That's just an Australian/American issue tbphwy, there's this fake public social 'niceness' that has absolutely nothing behind it. Go to Europe and people are much more authentic and altogether 'human'.
>>154386594
>>154386590
Crazy how everyone thinks of ourselves as laid back people when we're the most rule stricken nanny state on this God forsaken planet
something of a zeusphile myself lol
>>154386609i think this country is more autistic and rule-obsessed than fucking germany
What's for brekky tomorrow lads?
>>154386600>How's it going?>>Good good, and you?>Yeah, going wellWoe be thee who strays from the script.
Spend less money and live simpler? No! The system is at fault! I DESERVE to live like a king.
>saying ‘my girlfriend’ is too immature >saying ‘my partner’ is too gay>saying ‘my missus’ is too boganWhat do?
>>154386615oats and some greek yogurt
>>154386625'the cunt herself'
>>154386625'My ball and chain' is tried and tested.
>>154386625Fiancee/wife
>>154386625significant otherloverthe ol' ball and chain
>>154386351I see swanspoof has fully embraced his faggotry
>>154386443Don't use pillows.
>>154386650You gonna tell me to sleep on the floor too?
>>154386653No, but Steven May
>>154386653As long as it's made of spikes.
>>154386653It's good for your back. But you do need pillows for that, the floor is way too hard on your heels so popping a pillow under them is best practice.
i sleep on my gfs bobbies
i remember at an airport lounge sitting next to an instagram influencer and who i imagine was her agent/manager.the entire 20 or so minutes i sat next to them they were talking in depth about what photos they need to post and how many likes previous posts are getting using business/corporate jargon. haven't had ted kaczynski feels as much as i did that day.
i waste so much time wanking
Persona5cunt here; I've wittled myself down to two romance options: hippie fortune teller (hag), or stinky neet (15 years old)
Can't stop yawning. Might have to head to bed soon. Don't even need to get up early tomorrow but struggling to stay awake.
lol
>>154386590reckon we should sack vossy?
Ted Kaczynski was a midwit
>>154386669Based and bobbie pilled
fool me once can't get fooled again
>>154386693He was a maths prodigy with an IQ of 167.
>>154386683i couldn't give any less of a fuck dickhead
>>154386707
>>154386683Picture of the two please.
>>154386537
>>154386707Thanks for the AI overview
I wonder if there are any acting roles for virgin freaks
I hate you cunts
so tomorrow is anzac day but there's no footy on???
>>154386540first time i tried to do this i got lost and was super late and had a genuine meltdown in a nearby carpark because i couldn't find the right turnoff to go into the right pickup area and kept ending up in the nearby industrial zones
>>154386683
>>154386715AI would give you something more detailed than that, as well as qualify it with something like 'despite his intelligence he was a naughty boy so you should dismiss everything he said' or something.
>>154386683fortune teller is probably the least picked option ever if that affects you
The man with highest IQ ever recorded was born in Adelaide and went to Flinders UniChinese guy, Terence Tao
>>154386721similar thing happened to me but also the people i was picking up told me the wrong spot
This is the 1st year I've actually thought about Anzac day
I'm a card carrying member of the 1% club
pooey undies
>>154386737Oh yeah? What did ya think?
>>154386750It's alright if I had ancestors who served I'd probably like it
>>154386710Fortune & Hermit (both on bottom row)>>154386729I went for the journalist last time so it is a litte bit lol
fallen on my shoulders to organise a bucks night thinking we just come over to my apartment and listen to music because that's what I like doing
>>154386759Instead of paying for a stripper you should just gather round and watch all your fav porn vids
>>154386689Nah. Sack no one and watch them have a shithouse season because it'd be really really funny
>>154386757Fortune mogs Hermit.
Might go check what nrl is talking about
>>154386759would hate to be in this position. everything normies love i hate
If I did an IQ test I would not score very well
whats nrl
>>154386759Do you also gift people what you want for their birthdays?
>>154386777reckon i'd score above average not high enough to be worth mentioning
>>154386759Do you even know the groom well enough for this?Pretty simple when it's mates that like DnD and boardgames as you can just have a games night. For normies it's awful.
>>154386778negro retards league
i tried to become friends with the nerds in high school and they rejected me
>>154386795Same lmao
Australians are only in your life for a reason or a season. There is no true friendship, only transaction.
i wish i was a smart computer nerd
>>154386785yeah it's a mate I've known for years, just working out the logistics of a party bus pickup from a paintball place to then do a bit of a brewery tour to then end up in freo for a dnb gig
No depressing shit, I'm in a good mood.
>>154386805This let's be positive
>>154386800feels like it
>>154386804Holy fucking plebocratCaptcha: VNR.
>>154386800Depends. Highschool mates where you don't get distance separated can last for a long time, especially if you end up in the same sort of work (tradies, especially in regional towns).
>>154386807HIV positive even, come here bugboi
>>154386810Okay RC what would you do then? I haven't had to think about this before
Everyone was friends with everyone in my grade by year 11/12 -- I shit you not. Not even the chicks weren't bitches to each other. Teachers would comment on how amazed they were by our collective amiability. ~150 teenagers who all got along with each other. Truly a golden year group.
I always wanted to move country but I don't know where I'd go. Not because I hate it here just liked the idea of being in a different place.
>>154386800wrong and retarded, you are just an unlikeable tool.
Write Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike or Hate next to the following things.>1. Tradies>2. Dogs>3. Women>4. Travel>5. Alcohol>6. Bars/Pubs>7. Live music>8. Cars>9. Camping>10. Cities>11. Smalltalk>12. Jeets
>>154386821You can go to India as there is a deal between our countries that allows it
>>154386829how about no lol
nah
>>154386829nice try glowie
>>154386829you tell me
>>154386829dislikelikehateneutraldislikedislikedislikeneutralneutraldislikehatehate
>>154386829>1. TradiesDislike>2. DogsLike>3. WomenLove>4. TravelLike>5. AlcoholHate>6. Bars/PubsHate>7. Live musicHate>8. CarsNeutral>9. CampingLike>10. CitiesNeutral>11. SmalltalkNeutral>12. JeetsHate
>>154386829Nothing better in life than creampieing a jeet (female).
>>154386818I'm not RC
>>154386829HateLoveLikeDislikeNeutralDislikeNeutralHateDislikeLikeHateNeutral
>>154386846no you're not rc isn't a coward
>>154386777>>154386782i'd have done well about 5 years ago too much internet use has rotted my brain
>>154386829neutralneutral because i like some some are annoyingsee abovelikehatehateneutralneutrallikelikelikedislike
>>154386845could only work with an aussie one for me, voice would kill it for me otherwise
Read the first two stories of By Reef & Palm on the shitter today and so far it's just been white blokes dicking down coconut sheilas and the virtues thereof
>>154386864i wouldn't mind a westernised jeeta who learnt english through a posh rp accenthorrid show but the perfect example is raj's sister in big bazinga theory
>>154386870same
>>1543868291. Tradies - Dislike2. Dogs - Dislike (love certain breeds of dogs but hate most)3. Women - Neutral4. Travel - Dislike5. Alcohol - Dislike6. Bars/Pubs - Hate7. Live music - Like8. Cars - Neutral9. Camping - Dislike10. Cities - Dislike11. Smalltalk - Hate12. Jeets - Dislike
>>154386876almost referenced 'are isa but she's basically a pom without a good morning accent which i thought was your point
Big Bang Theory was great for the first 4 seasons
Let's catch a movie tomorrow bro
we say film, yank
>tfw dog's starting to get wrinkly and old dog belly bloat
>>154386905So many injuries as well
I say pictures
port should've made butters their captain
>>154386935that ego boost and dependency could make him feel obliged to stay
>>154386935I don't even know who their captain is
>>154386948rosee isn't it?
>>154386948rozee the downhill skier
>>154386953Oh yeah, forgot about him
>>1543868291. neutral2. like3. love4. like5. like6. dislike7. neutral8. like9. like10. depends on the architecture desu11. dislike12. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
feels a bit weird when i'm watching padres baseball and the walrus of wattle glen is watching the same thing as me too, sharing a moment as it were, of which he has no idea
>>1543869826. dislikeactually depends on the pub desu
>>154386991Feel the same when I watch F1, listen to the blues or Springsteen or watch any movie
Seeing thousands of FIFOs at Perth domestic makes me want to end myself.
bloke on /v/ is mirin' one of my transformers
>tfw geelong lost this week
>>154387030most normal geelong experience away from cheat ground
I know spee is just slower nowadays but damn there's like 4 /afl/ threads on the catalog most of the time, moot lost
twain is a friend of the podcast
i don't like high ponytails
Showing the gf first crack She says kingy is a very smart man
>>154386991I'm actually annoyed that Straffo gave up on Essendon 4 years ago and has had no reason to go back
i had a trvke i was gonna post but i forgot what it was. could have really shook some world views around here
>>154387054I highly doubt the validity of your claim.
>>154387069Damn it, now it's gonna keep me up all night wondering what it was.
really seems australia should have had a fully developed transnational high speed rail system by now, especially if it wants to identify as a first-world country
>>154387096When you realise the way things are it makes sense
i hate bogans and bogan 'culture'
>>154387096Who's gonna go to Perth?
>>154387096Aboriginals would sleep on the railJeets and Somalians would steal sections of the railKangaroo guts would clog the rail
>>154387096just drive
america doesn't have high speed rail either
https://youtu.be/a1zDuOPkMSwANTHEMNTHEM
They should build those tubes that suck you everywhere like in futurama
>>154387174That would be horrific>No room to move your arms or legs>Fuckheads deliberately stopping midway causing neck-breaking injuries
What do we think Mitch is showing lil Ginni? :3
>>154387207AI generated pics of them as all fatties
>>154387207...his phone????
>>154387096way too spread out to be worth while
/6163/
>>154387096High-speed rail only works in dystopian shitholes connecting cities of close proximity and much larger than anything in this cunt. Other than that it's mega fail.
>>154387262BBBBASEDD. COASTASEDCOAST
WA agents of the company I work for are 6154
used to live in the 6154 actuallynothing on the big town though
>>154387320>>154387308>>154387262cockBURNOCKBURN
>>154387262t. Giacomo D'Souza
bracewell and tracina sitting in a treek i s s i n g>>154387096imagine if we implemented the bradfield scheme already
>>154387262
>>154387174>tubes that suck you everywhereganga throats? they already exist champ
NEED a wog gf in my life
go carlton btw
>>154387373Die anglo faggot
Wogs are built for the BCC (Big Celtic Cock)
>>154387496F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
>>154387496The blokes too
yes they crave it!
anyone else attending the may day socialist party rally this sunday?
i don't go to those sorts of things and unfortunately socialism has been overrun with complete wackadoodles with weird haircuts and tattoos and the like
>>154387207>got /afl/ on a string, told them I hate tradies
>tfw team i like won>tfw team i don't like lost
They made a documentary on Skyking
crikey
>>154387893the government should provide me with a woman like that
>>154387838My team FUCKING SUCK
Got some Americunt /lit/wit on a string.
drove through south australia in janfuck me what a dire shithole
yeah it's awful don't come here
already have couldn't get back over the wa border fast enough
>>154387982crisp
>need 'Australia' in your state's name because it's not relevant on its own merit (which is to say some dead queen's or South Wales')lol
>>154388013protip: play "Driven Affairs" if you want a game with a character like this.
>VIC/QLD/SA/TAScucks have to go to toil tomorrowlol
trying to think of a state that doesn't fit that criteriahmm seem all named australia or after a person and generally a dead queen
>
New South Zealand
>>154387893Nice bum
desu I was waiting for some tascuck to chime so I can make fun of themfor being named after a d*tchman
NEED to shove my willy up a greek lad's tight bum something awful
why do youse live so close to me
I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl
>>154388013Is this AI
Disgusting
>>154388250don’t look baby yeed
>phone angle
fucking fed up with fucking footo and my useless fucking iggsapparently it's too much to go into a game against fucking shit killdher with the only hope being to not get smashed. fucking over it
blessed to be a swanlad
>>154388250bald innie is offputting
sisberg has a bald innie and it looks fine
Post pics to prove
>just post a cunt pic you wont get a three dayer i promisei will not redeem
accidentally called my niece sexy again
>>154388408how do you accidentally do it? is she ugly and now she feels far better about her self than she has any right to?
Need alcohol
>>154387689>>154387791no but steven che iykwim haha
Stinky
Alf is a benchod community
>>154389213This is true, I do indeed fuck banejeet's sister
I don't have, a sister
>>154388401feet then
>hward about happn dating app>liked the idea>went to check>the fuken amount of tracker
>>154387096only adelaide-melbourne is feasible. they are wasting time with sydney-anywhere. terrain works is way too expensive
Sleep retard
>>154391061Football fandom never sleeps. They call me Nighthawk.
waiting for a car racehttps://youtu.be/KVZK_Sf9Nho
>>154391116>>154391213Crisp
