Tim Elliott fight week
shit thread
>Tim Elliott fight week AND Kody Steele fight weekDaner is spoiling us
>>154399631armans a youtuber
>>154399643Tough break, kid
>other fighters moving upheeming and finishing fights in emphatic fashion>islam and khamzat moving uphanging on for dear life and making no attempt to finish
Arman becoming a streamer is like -1000 aura loss
>>154399678Feels good to feel
>enters the thread
Joe Rogan reminds me of my no fun allowed older brother who caught me smoking cigarettes at 14 and kicked my ass
>>154399760How did you post a 5 minute video
roe jogan reminds me of a tiny take juan doe man
i lay the law
Hitler is not cool
So Dana doesn't even know who his dad is? What a whore mother kek
>>154399801Cigarettes aren't fun so why did he kick your ass?
Joe Rogan reminds me of the high school janitor who hit on the freshmen girls
>>154399678>>154399713>>154399801threads full of crybaby gay bitches already i see
crybaby gay bitched myself awake
this is me reading yalls post
>>154399911Quoting this for moer visiblity
Nate Diaz would have beat the shit of of khazmat
nick diaz is one of the greatest minds the usa has ever produced
Imagine Prime Nick vs Sean Strickland zzzzzzz
>>154399964you jonesed yourself awake?
heeminder MVP and Khamzat are the greatest technical striker and grappler of all times in UFC and theyre both currently active. we're in the golden era
>>154400199They are eyesores though lil bro you just don't know ball
>>154400162no i aspinalled meself jonesing is what your now doing to get my fist to crack your chinbeit
>>154400220i would feed you my dick for 25 minutes?
berliner weisse (1 pint) and double rizla mega zoot breakfast for this bad bwoy
>>154400242I think it's funny pretending to be gay on the Internet too lil bro but that delivery was dog water
Nigguh
For me, it's Sprite Zero and a bowl of licorice.
With my charisma and insanely charming looks if I cared I would be bigger than Helwani himself
Jones was jonesing for a smooch from Gable.
Raja gave stu a receipt simple as
If one man can hold you down two men can rape you.
>>154400613I doubt it
Dem love chat man deal wid actionPan IG a throw bad captionJump out a di whip wid di actionBoy head divide inna fractionGal a talk 'bout some boy a gameDat a some man me and dem a nuh di samePan something gal cya call me nameBo buss some bloodclaat shot inna di air
2 weeks since we entered the Ulberg era.1 month and a half until we enter the Gaethje era
>>154400800this guy is a bum. Big Uncoordinated Motherfucker. Gane just tore his ass up
*burning heart begins to play*
you might say tom aspinall isn’t any good and many would say the same.
people play baseball. they dont play heem. khamzats not an athlete hes an gladiator
>no Jones Jones on the white house card
>>154400880was that an straight ankle? ive been catching the leg like that to stretch guys out and roll out of shitty armbars but never tried to finish it
youre not a colleague youre a funking colonizer
I control the narrative i control the timeline
>>154400880I thought the dude on bottom was getting choked. Then after watching it again it seems he's trying to dislocate the blue guys Hip. Is that even allowed? Anyway looks gay.
imagine tapping smdh I'll take the permanent damage thank you very much
>Schaub is glazing dana nowhow the mighty have fallen
>>154400918Random Task show them what you do
Tap out? More like tap me in b
>>154400937These guys are so prideful who live in the US. I've been getting birria tacos delivered from a mexican restaurant since they're like 40% off right now and literally none of my delivery drivers have been Mexican or any type of Latino. It's always arab/georgian/african immigrants picking up this food here.
Yeah I'm....ah phooey...forget it.....
>>154401164what?
rodney tangerine fight week
Ulbergs first defense will be against Jon Jones
>>154401232ole chatters leaving bald bum daner on the ropes as per usual
Ah Phoo, the most jacked of all the Taiwanese boys
don't say that name out loud or you'll summon him here and we are too few to fight him and survive to tell the tale
ulberg would eat jon jones shit
Jim Jones poisioning people was so kino
>>154399947Isn't crying like a bitch a Canadian tradition?
americans cried when we burned the white house down in 1812, cried so much infcat they made a treaty
jon jones would hire ulberg for his birthday
oh my my, oh hell yeahmama put on that rita dress
sounds like saturdays card was nothing but decisions, glad I skipped it. fuckin ufc is just a chore to watch these days
Rodtang Jitmuangnon vs. Takeru Segawa 2 (ONE Interim Flyweight Kickboxing World Championship)Yuya Wakamatsu vs. Avazbek Kholmirzaev (ONE Flyweight MMA World Championship)Nadaka vs. Songchainoi Kiatsongrit (ONE Atomweight Muay Thai World Championship)Jonathan Haggerty vs. Yuki Yoza (ONE Bantamweight Kickboxing World Championship)Marat Grigorian vs. Kaito (kickboxing – featherweight)Ayaka Miura vs. Chihiro Sawada (MMA – atomweight)Hiroki Akimoto vs. Taimu Hisai (kickboxing – bantamweight)Hiromi Wajima vs. Ricardo Bravo (kickboxing – featherweight)Itsuki Hirata vs. Ritu Phogat (MMA – atomweight)Tatsumitsu Wada vs. Seiichiro Ito (MMA – flyweight)Keito Yamakita vs. Ryohei Kurosawa (MMA – strawweight)Shimon Yoshinari vs. Johan Ghazali (Muay Thai – flyweight)Toma Kuroda vs. Toki Tamaru (kickboxing – atomweight)Hyu vs. Taiki Naito (kickboxing – flyweight)Kanata Nagai vs. Atsubo Kambe (MMA – bantamweight)
>>154401331ill give you one big shot and put you on your ass one way ticket to bootyville
Natalia Silva
>>154401364>itsuki weigh infinner nutfinner coom
>>154401416many are saying this
eggs beer and weed now need to thimbaut what's for lunch
PoONE is probably 3rd worst company you can shill for
chatri could buy your entire bloodline several times over speak when spoken to pal
>>154401450if anyone should shill ONE it's you m8
Dana Whites Powerslap and UFC BJJ are the Deltarunes to Chatris Muah Thai and ONE Submission Grappling Undertales. and dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
>>154401490ion geddit cuh
Half of you MMA “experts”
the dual archetypes of the british man
the stuffy wokescold and the pretentious nonce
>>154401503dont worry, ill be repeating it a lot
>>154401529the male model
>>154401529>pretentious noncemmmmmmonitor
i am old enough to remember when england was cool, around 1998-2002, the world cup/euro team alan partridge posh spice and david beckham blur oasis guy ritchie harold shipman drum n bass swiss tony everyone talmbout manu arsenal rivalry kate moss grime and dubstep coming out of the dogshit that is garagejust look at it nowpiers morgan and russel brand
>>154401557mad that your monitor keeps showing you that? try turning it on
and don't even get me started on tom aspinall
>>154401567Hansen'd that predator
gane was buying tom a one way ticket to bootyville
>>154401564and what does finland have
there isn't much hotter than an asian woman who speaks english with a german accent preferably lowlands iykyk>>154401588we have a proper fighter now you may cease the harassment
>>154401588That gay band that Bam Margera likes.
Finland has saunas and lots of black metal and some christmas traditions and a lot of first round busts and reindeers but zero ufc fighters. Ive wrote many reports on finland for school in my lifetime. In a way Im the Luke Thomas of Finland
we have santa claus nordic noir i hear people watch a president who seems to live on usa tv these days him (the band) darude aileen wuoros bomfunk mcs pamela anderson ieva polka emma vigeland max payne nokia tony halme robert helenius niko "two shifts" aikonen
>>154401607just how vociferously would you say you know finland?
Finland's premiere export - The Hydraulic Press Channel
>i forgot hpc
>>154401613i really dont man last time i wrote a report on finland she told me that wasnt even close to what i was supposed to be doing and i only passed cause i said my life would be ruined with some heavy implications
Enough space for the Gaethje era to be featured along the Ulberg Gane era
The Exorcism of Emily Rose Namajunas
>>154401698Cyril Gane With the Wind
The Ulbergian eraThe Ganean eraThe Gaethjean eraWhat era will come next?
>>154401761Excellent question
>>154401761The Hokitaceous Period
>>154401761the aikonen epoch
>>154401631
The Yan Dynasty
The Merabian Dynasty
Grasso's era
>>154401588Hockey, Mikko Rantanen is poised to deliver the Dallas stars through to the Stanley Cup Finals.
>>154401789What is a Costco?
>>154401936it's exactly like a tescos
>>154401928bongs still have ptsd over their disastrous attempt at puck that ended in homicide don't open the winter sports door
>>154401936American Greggs
>>154401633Gane has mastered all the levels. Ulberg is a one trick pony and a heartlet when taken to deep walders. Thoughbeit it's good that he saved the division from bad mma math. Garth is just trash. You don't know the sport I'm afraid.
I got a one way ticket to Funk Harbor. Next stop? Funky Town!
>clear rumcan sterling not do a single thing right
For me, it's Howler Head
>>154401969>Ulberg is a one trick pony and a heartlet when taken to deep waldersJan took him him to the deep walders and he made adjustments mid fight to secure the win, You doubted Ulberg now you are doubting Garth, i can only wager you doubted Gane before he beat aspinal, i fear, anyway welcome to the Ulberg era.
Is Aspinall retired?
>>154402056no that's his son and arguably his dad for talking about boxing
>>154402056Yes. Gane retired him to the Fraud Realm, I’m afraid.
oh retired oh silly me
>>154402081Oh my god you thought he said THAT word???!! Hahah
>>154402005Is that vodka or gin? looks cheap.
>>154402093Sadly illiteracy is on the rise here.
i have been drinking since 7 in my defense
the 7 stands for 7th grade
>>154402112AM???!! wow you are crazy man
>>154402116am what? what are you trying to say here
Imma G in a Gi
Posting from psychosis hospital
>>154402140post verkkarit
>>154402112you should never apologize for being drunk
>>154402196you reckon andy sits in on tom shagging too
Ryan Hall's only ufc loss has aged amazingly. He would have been a boogeyman in the division still. For you uneducated mouth breathes.
>get in there me son>do it fer salford
Coach Plínio to fight for the Misfits belt, this is why he has been less whale-ishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaXHr0IIAjA&t=520s>>154399621
>>154402251
>>154402282HOLY FUCKI always forget how different people look when they lose all that fatslop. I need to lose weights bros
Ninasisters???
>>154402294Just because the wrapper is wrinkled it doesn't mean the Paçoca is any less sweet
>>154402306old peanuts do be tasting terriblebeit
JDM vs CP is essentially Jason vs Freddy
>>154402396Neither Jason nor Freddy would've got their bussy busted wide my Makachev over five rounds
>my Makachev
>>154402438
Who is the Rothschild family of MMA
>>154402445Pat Barry
>>154402467
Wow what an impressive record lmao
>>154402509>liver punchSomething about that sounds so jeety.
>>154402514Also >rear naked
>>154402152I got out
The Nina Dramification of the UFC
>>154402445The fajitas
>>154402445The Penn family
This Hohol has to check in with the Shot Caller
>>154402599Another draft dodger. If you are Ukrainian literally become a fighter making 20k it’s that simple you can just dodge the draft.
Born Tiller The opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat Herb Deans for dinner
dutty lickle sodomite dem
big poppa cloz if i may be so bold
big bad booty clozzy if you will
That divorced dad rage doe
gaethje heems btw
>>154402599cool fight lets see if andreas' chin can hold up
Justin Gaethje is gonna get knocked out in 30 seconds
give him at least 90
>>154402828Honestly? No.
very disrespectful
What racial gang you think schaub joins in prison
>>154402869Thicc boy squad
>>154402869rare china flag. ufc returns to china this year are you going?
>>154402890Fer sure
>>154402869Messicans
>>154402898thats wut im talmbout b supporting grassoroots wmma
>>154402869schaub is of aryan stock
>>154401998Considering Jon's chin and Alex's chin, this is unironically how it would go in the 5th. No one wants to admit it.
Nigger
>>154402994
Aryan Stauch? What, we maggin Nazi soup or sumthin b?
Miss when fighters were cool
>>154403055Evan Tanner just went out in the desert without anything and rncd some alien, fuckin cool!
Ilia married a woman he met in Miami and later divorced her. Justin is saving himself for marriage and won't even hold a woman's hand lest lust conquer him. I think we know whomst God shall favor.
JORGE Masvidal just called out CHAEL Sonnen WOW!!!! HOLY FUCK DEF CON 1 RED ALERT BASED KINO MATCHUP and get this Jorge said hEL HAD TITSWTF !!!He cat say that!
We're unindated with cool looking fighters. Sean O'Malley is a fucking rockstar
>>154403085I would prefer not to know that
>>154403004ypu can stop right now with the bigotry. the White House card is diverse, and what makes the roster strong. Dont like it? Go watch ONE. Why I outta sock you in the mouth
>>154402869None, bapa would snitch on his cellmate on day one and get shanked by ecuadorians for saying they look ''messigan as shit''
george is fucked
>UFC Serbiathoughts?
>>154403134Schaub bodied that freak
>>154403151>13th ranked Medic>Rakic off the back of 4 losessome killer main events to consider here
we cannot follow them
>>154403151We are getting UFC austro-hungary before UFC afriga
Africa has PFL africa and Jungle Fights. How much more do you need
Where the fuck is Islam >doesn’t even get a scratch >disappears for 6 months
I could give anons an hour of training and /heem/ would put on a better broadcast than PFL Africa.
>>154403189He's like a gremlin bro, he's eating after midnight and just getting freaky as fuck
I am afraid, PFL Afriga is no more
>>154402869>joins gangGangs join him, bappaHe has the keys to the yard within the week
no need. most here have camera experience like former flyweight alejandro
I'm the MMA
>oy nevah heard of stockton in me loyfe, they got hidden cameras in stockton
>>154403239that's exactly the type of fetish I'd expect from a member of Diaz Army
It's over!
>>154403265immigration finally got my emails?
>>154403340what's wrong with the bread it looks deflated
kids a streamer yeh?
>>154403367pizzaria tier salad
>>154403367that looks too dire to be genuine nice chips (bongs call fries chips) though
That's just nice British cuisine
whats jean silva cook that kids retarded
Shitting on the prostitute because I am Michael Chandler
>>154403420
>>154403450can't stand 'cacos
>>154403151and Slap will do it first
thursday night slap or wednesday night one. you tell me
heeminder jean silva let a random stranger unconsentually and forcibly heem his mother in front of him and didn't even make a buck out of the thing
one fc that is not to be confused with one muay thai
Mmm, a crisp Coke Zerk with some cream-filled cookies. Yum!
>>154403510
>>154403510yes coke zero to avoid sugar as i gorge on cream filled cookiescan anyone name a single thing brazil has invented or done for the world
>>154403531Reduces the net sugar intake but hey we're retards so it confuses us.
>>154403531McKenzie Dern
>>154403542perhaps best managed by not eating cream filled cookies hmmmm?
>>154403545Chance favors the bold.
>>154403544ok there's that>>154403547talmbout the milk toast chicagoan rapper?
Why would he say such a thing about The Prodigy
Huge story loss for adesanya, shades of Ferguson
>>154403595>When you are elevatormaxxed in a world of stairs :(((((((((((((
cant even Rizin the right way no mo
>>154403595it looks like he gets clipped by the ceiling fan his chin is completely gone vettori likely heems this version of izzy
>>154403595goggins is such a fag>bro I can go on the stair master longer than you no I can't fight but I can walk a lot
>>154403617What does he need to do to get ranked
>>154403367Thats an 10 star Birtish meal
>>154403881So Alex is losing to Gane now
>>154403881Why is Ilia's cock sleeve getting a deluxe edition cover?
I think JDM is slowly preparing a campaign to contend for KWABOAT
>>154403889>now
>>154403909Ilia knows that shit is cursed so he turned it down
there were heems in soccer yesterday
>>154403923My insiders at Scrappy MMA are saying this
>>154403975jbl
>Nong-O is a bigger Rodtang, but he's not as fast as SuperlekDude... I never thought of it like that
>>154403791Develop a glimpse of personality?
>rodmeng>superkekwhat are these names pal
I reckon JDM edges a solid decision
>>154403618Y'all must've forgot
>>154403997huh?
For the brief moments where islam wasn't crotch sniffing, jaidsdm looked absolutely electrifying
The nightmare never ends bruvs.
>Finna miss the Jiri cope session on Helwani It's tawlf
>>154403975shades of a young stan hansen
Name three good fighters JDM beat
he still fights?
>>154404116southside's very own BDlal for one
>>154404116Chiraq's Belal
>>154404116Belal "GOAT" Muhammad Kevin "scrambled like a motherfucker vs Chimaev" Holland Pete "Wasn't he HW champ?" Rodriguez
>>154404116His real first name is Giacomo so it's gotta be GDM
>>154404184>split decisioned holland Oof
>>154404202gay dick magnet
miss jolie's poiriers
not enough milksacks in modern mma
talmbout titties
jaw jacking bout jugs
>>154404393having a holler over hooters
talmbout coveting your neighbor's wife b
>>154403975based>you think that's a red card??? watch this
i live nowhere near dustbin them mammaries are MINE
>>154404015>see this entertaining striker?>let's match him with a wrestlerxD
thats enough krazy horse play
>>154404205Holland is an asshole but I still see the potential
>>154401965>don't open the winter sports doorHow'd you guys do in the winter olympics this year?
shut up
>>154404402Ja jäsiken
>>154404116JackDellaMaddalena
egyptians, greeks, asians, american boxers all made fighting into a science. Khamzat is the next stage. you think he needs you to approve of his decisions?
Anyone else think that Gane will completely outstrike Pereira? Gane is very agile, even compared to half of the light heavyweights and even middleweights. Pereira on the other hand is pretty stationary. He just steadily plods forward because he knows he holds the power advantage to most of the guys he fights. Won't be the case at heavyweight. He has always been very hittable, it's just that his counters usually win for him. I think Gane is one of the worst matchups possible for him. I don't even see Gane needing to threaten the takedown at all. Gane is arguably a better all-round striker fundamentally where Pereira is more of a plodding muay thai style that relies on close up brawling style exchanges. I can see Gane literally staggering him with jabs and Pereira missing all of his counters due to the reach size, and power advantage he usually has being gone. Let's not forget that Izzy flatlined him. Getting a potbelly and a bbl Jon Jones style isn't gonna enhance any of his attributes except maybe his chin ever so slightly. Then again, he will be getting hit by a much bigger man than he's used to. Gane isn't some bloated light heavyweight fatass brawler.
*post hidden*too wordy gane heems simple as
Name one good win. Ever.
>>154404622Diabetes vs Camille JonesSugar in her tank
>>154404622Ewing vs wellmaker
>>154404622When brendan schaub dribbled Cro Cop's head on the canvas
Uncle Abe had Poatan on skates and he's just a skinnyfat lhw. Gane lays him out stiff Ngubu style in less than 2 minutes.
>>154401761Been thinking about this question but i believe the Ewing era is what's coming
Ilia Topuria
>>154401761The Driconian Resurgence
>>154404622>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOlsDVPXuPQ>vs>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k-SDhpyXMQkdecisive and some would say decimating finnish victory over our sworn enemy the lowly and beady eyed brasiwian
>>154401761The Merabivellian Renaissance
Your end goal when participating in this shit is to get money without turning your brain into mush in the process. If wrestlers pull that off, then they did the right thing, no matter how boring it may look to others. Tony Ferguson tried to be entertaining and look where he is now, a damaged wreck with less money than Khabib
Tony is literally a boxing world champion right now
kvassbib lost all his money on failed kebab shopsbeit
it really is no contest when you listen from the solo and factor in the weight bullying the feral 'cacos were doing vis an vis crowd sizes
>>154404662You're wrong. Tony didn't get the way he is via damage. He simply fought the way he did because that was the way he always was. Physical pain is nothing when you're used to intrusive thoughts for your whole life. He was probably shadowboxing with demons when he was in 6th grade. There are fighters and then there are competitors. They are not the same.
6-1 on all scorecards i fear (of le dark)
Imagine what DricGOD would have done to Khamzat in a no-rules fight. He was just getting started in the 5th round when Khamzat was running out of steam.Saved by the fucking bell for sure.
the day aikonen heems a brazilian on broadcast i think i might have an heart attack out of cathartic spite
Aikonen will never fight against sadly
>>154404708in a real fight? what he wouldve done in a real fight after the shadow people stood them up? fucken idito
lamb tandoori and a mango lassi cheers
Dogshit Indian order tbqh
>>154404726Khamzat couldn't finish DricGOD. no time limit and no rules don't change that fact. DricGod simply gets outrassled until Khamzat gets tired of outrassling him.
>>154404743you get fucked by blacks. you learned from your mother
>>154404733you'd know
>>154404755Zhang Singh is that you?
I cant let you get close
Khamzat had the most dominant position in all of mma over Dricus countless times and couldn't finish him or even hurt him. Just how powerful is Dricus Christ?
making tendies been drinking like 14 hours
miss jones so much
broski its only maanantai
>>154404811Miss Jones is what they'll call him in prison
why would you finish a fight if you dont have to? cats and snakes both understand this. you toy with your prey. you dont get it because you are prey. always looking for a way out
>only
dridog sissies real quiet since last post by me. pack animal behavior. pussy shit
>>154404827> I could have finished him but I decided to just play with my preyThe biggest cope in mma. Everyone wants the finish bonus and the accolades. Not to mention Khamzat finishes all of his other opponents. DricGOD was simply too powerful.
Dricus made me believe in out of africa theory.
>>154404874>>154404893you two gonna fuck or what
Dripass went from being on top of the world to ducking Brendan Allen
>>154404912THE Brenda who got slumped byChris Curtis?
>>154404617Ganescholars know whats happening june
>>154404901i could fuck him for an hour and still not finish because im built different
admit i raped you and then ill talk more
>>154404963*spits on hand*get to it here's a fiver, no homo
here at /heem/ we just dont follow them
>>154404617Pereidchanit will get taken down and subbed by a heel hook in round 2.
If your mind was swapped into Dana's body, how would you fix the UFC?
i wish i was swapped into her body
>>154405172Sup sneed
this whole thread is just murder scene after murder scene
>>154404404my thoughts exactly, diving should be carded as well.this video has better angles but doesnt tell the full story
>>154405197AXU BOMBAAAAAA
>>154405172Id weem you just the same. Respectfully.
love is a fuckin battlefield heartache to heartache shit
>>154404827I seen a snake today little garden snake lookin muthafucka
im the monroe hutchen of heem
>>154405478you're the hunchback of notre heem, ugly ass nigga
The three heemsketeers
>>154405416?
>>154405534which one is your favorite? mine is donatello
>>154405523you can be the iceman. you can be the champ of the outside world idc about that shit. im heem undisputed
wesley snipes was a real one
I wish there were more Blade movies
fuck we need to wake up early af for this weekend's card
Wesley Snipes heemed Halle Berry while they were dating
>>154405722sucks to be you
>>154405730sucks to be finland
>>154405757why
>>154405767No good fighters
>>154405791Say that again
>>154405802Shavkat isn’t good
>>154405814true he is greatamazing even
>>154405802You have a real fighter now. Start acting like it.
>>154405889he doesn't even watch ONE
>>154405889That crap? We no watch
>future boxing superstar
WELCOME....TO THE AIEMANN ZAHABI FACEFUCK EXPERIENCE - Trunp after Aiemann weems SugarShawn
>heemed by a one legged stripper
>i want to be rare>i want to be real >that was bulshit>i dont want say any more things>or excuses >i dont care (an excuse)>i lost, i accept (cope)lmao
>i want to be rare what would sushisama have to say about this in the art of the rusty ring
>>154406098to be fair it's probably the ones missing limbs you have to keep your eye on
>>154406098Yeah Jiri wins the rematch in fact he wins all the rematches
Members only.
>>154405926the kid has a future in laser tag
>>154406218You've been here all day?
>>154406648FREAK
Rape niggers
Jon called Tom Aspinocchio a quitting asshole before it was cool
>>154406098>Y-you're so hot women pay to see you naked!kwab
Getting heemed at your local gay strip club because Musashi told me so
That's the breaks little man
Jiri is still acting like he was the one who was inconvenienced by his opponents ACL randomly exploding 5 second in to the fight
>>154407171The book of five....cockmeatrings
>>154406896Inpotent posts...from an inpotent boy
>>154407557jiri is low key overrated.dude shaman coped when pereira's friends and family showed him moral supportnow the injured opponent cope
48 days until Gane fights.
if jiri had won you would've called it a fluke and say it didn't count
>>154404617 >Gane is very agile, even compared to half of the light heavyweights and even middleweights. Hasnt he been rocked in every fight he's been in aside from no knees ngannou
>>154407866jiri was never winning that fight
>when the BBC makes impact
>>154399621I HATE tim elliot broke reddit bitch threads. I HARTE IT . Makes me MAD unironically
My neetbuxes came today. Today i'll eat good
>>154399621
Jiri Prochazka has knocked out every black he has ever faced.
>>154408011thats a frank statement
ulberg is what hunt and tai are imnawt cheggin facts today b
Jiraped beat off Uldaddy's third leg.
>be valter walker>fight brother >brother is named johnny walker>beat brother johnny walker black and blue >walker family profitsnever knew the walker bros were big liquor
sanko & a scotch
walker is his first name
I'm so fricking hungry, god damn
>>154408266Food is a great cure for hunger. That will be $50,000
talmbout walker and texas ranger b that chucky norris passed away n wear talmbout an absolut legggeennnddd. outt'here in cawlrado errbody knows the iceman b
>>154408274All grocery stores are closed :/ too bad there aren't any 24/7 stores where i live
>>154408309go forage
>>154407880Volkov put all of his might into that punch and didn’t even wobble Gane.
Hiw many bum chippies cuold Thom boof?
>>154408441Wholly untrue.
What does an womans asshoel taste like bros
dont talk to women. they distract from training
All the champs get pussy. Even Khamzat has sex with women.
Tambout cocks?
>>154408823The opposite, actually. I'm talking about vagina.
Calm Contemplations.
>>154408905Don't talk to training,he distracts from women
>>154408905You only enjoy vaginas with MY cockflavour inn them btich
Your moms pussy aka the cockflavour inn
zalal showed no urgency
Zahabi will apply the sword to SugaSeans neck
>>154404617>Gane is arguably a better all-round striker fundamentallyGane's fundamentals are dogshit. He only looks good because he's an athletic heavyweight going against the Tai's of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_lTSTBbs8WE ARE LIVE ONECHADS
Yeah, we don't watch that crap here
tell me when Titsuki weighs in and we can heem our mengs together
>>154409671bit gay
>>154409682it's called camaraderie
bro just itched his eye with the piss gloves on
that assassin's family christmas photo is wild
first hydration meme fail of the evening
>>154409628>hydration testwtf is this shit?
UFC would never livestream piss rituals
>>154409833they measure the specific gravity of the fighters piss to determine whether they're dehydrated or not, but it's a complete meme and can be easily defeated and is even more dangerous than a regular weight cut in certain casesoften leads to cards getting raped by fight cancellations
>ynr all the fake wannabe hardcores hating on Hokit
>>154409914talmbout Dana b?
>>154409833a useless system that they instituted supposedly for fighter safety to prevent massive weight cutting and the resulting dehydration induced brain injuries, but it doesnt work and now they just use it to strip championship belts from fighters who arent cooperating with their bullshit
>>154409868>>154410019sounds based. big fan of this practice.
Power comes from the ass. That's why all the power punchers can twerk. Deontay, Ilia, Justin, Cub. All twerk team captains. Pillowfisters like Landwehr, Colby, Max. Zero donk.
>>154410019they implemented it after a guy died cutting weight for them and they had to make it look like they cared, it's for optics, same reason they got rid of soccer kicks and stomps
>>154407880Tomala didn't even touch him but I guess that was more of a child getting punished than a fight.
JiRoevWade’s microclit is still gettin foamy for Uldaddy huh
The DC Commission has issued a level 3 stank warning for freedom 250 DDPonald’s dingleberry depends finna be fryin up fierce in that summer heat
>>154410329see >>154410087
Pigslam got raped
Make the music micht yuor mouth BITCH
Gaped.
Rampage is a bad father
Lawrence Strickland is a bad father.
>>154410863Give me two reasons why b
>>154410849adesanya would never lose to a guy like that, right?
why is, at a conservative guess, 45% of this thread obsessed with gay anal sex and unable to prevent themselves from obsessively posting about it?
YJK Daddyganu had Shota Shawna greasing xer bacon cave
>>154410957The sport became very popular with muslims when khabib was around.
>>154410976This jabroni the type of dude to carry a gun without one in the pipe
Doos talking about shit in mens pipes fuken homo. Soooo respectfully
for me its girls shit pipes
>>154411401typical low IQ woman or baiting for detailed explanation on how she can taste?
>>154411401she knows exactly what it tastes like
>>154411537>No seatbelt while under the influence of drugs and some dude wearing sunglasses at night driving Not the sharpest tool in the shed are we Joseph
>>154411615that's b real young zoom zoom
>>154411401im a bungussy guy!
>>154411615that's the middle row, Einstein
itsukibros...
mini meng, mini mini mengso shmall pp
boyka heemed sykov with a busted knee ulberg istnt verry impressive tbon
seatbelts are for queers
Im actuality super confortable with my body so nothign you guys says hurts me
how did da crazy hawaiian lose 200lbs
>>154411846post calves
>>154411842Brown hands typed this
>>154411846yeah well your jacked>>154411751what
Jiri is an empath fighter, when Ulberg heemed his knee it heemed both of Jiri's knees, no shame in losing with two blown out knees
>>154411870inshallah
>>154411944proofs?!
>>154411944the only Phogat is you m8
4th runny aspinall of the day
>>154412084mate I took a fierce muddy tom earlier today, it woke me from my greasy slumber with my belly aching deep. I blasted the toilet, like a true warrior, and it all sat there in a pile like peat moss. I shouldnt order fast food after drinking a bunch imo
tom r aspinallthe r stands for well you know
tom rotisserie aspinall
did the 'caco just compare himself to a somali
most peculiar
>>154412231if im champion of the toilets what does that make you when i kick the fucking shit out of you
had to use cheap razors to shave the meng and now have an unsightly pimple if only the UFC were sponsored by a company providing male grooming essentials at an affordable price checkout code BISPING checkout code BISPING for 20 percent off and a complimentary ball deodorant now back to the video
if boxing really is so much more dangerous like rogan says because of the standing counts after guys gets all concussed then let back into the fights then how come
spit it out
i forget what i was gonna say i was gonna ask it a few hours ago or maybe saturday and i hoped if i started typing it would come back
*cracks open 4th modelo*happens to the best of us pal
>>154413182rogan talks out of his ass fighters will tell you boxing is dangerous because of the shoes iykyk
Jon Jones is gay huh? Never saw it coming!
>>154413216no doubt blinded by the bong jizz in your eyes
after sykov boyka got forced to break rocks in the sun all day then heemed the french the caco and the fuckin colombian all within a couple weeks of each othrr and all ulbergs done since he domed the retard is lose belts in his boyfriends beds. dana should bring back the PSC
anyone got the video of amber kitchen about to make out with jackie buntan after jackie touched her boob by accident after their fight?
>>154413233>>154413233>>154413233
>>154413182Boxing is dangerous because the boxers allegedly make millions and millions but then they always tend to become broke later in life, weird
i can do you one better
